Makes the telephone gruel? 煲电话粥？ Kitahara Kaede thought that the proposition of sinomiya has the love atmosphere. 北原枫觉得sinomiya的提议非常有恋爱的气氛。 In so many lover activities, makes the telephone gruel is only the event that the reality and online lover can conduct, therefore experiences the feeling of love through this activity, perhaps has the use, can make him understands the female will of the people gradually. 这么多情侣活动中,唯独煲电话粥是现实和线上恋人都会进行的活动,所以通过这项活动来体验恋爱的感觉,说不定非常有用处,也能让他渐渐变得读懂女人心。 Worthily is sinomiya, two characters ‚credible’! 不愧是sinomiya,就两个字‘靠谱’！ Kitahara Kaede feels in the reality, sinomiya definitely is the love expert. 北原枫觉得在现实里,sinomiya肯定是个恋爱达人。 He obeys the advice of simomiya, perhaps will he also turn into the love expert? 他听从simomiya的建议,也许他也会变成恋爱达人？ Even if unable to become the love expert, why at least is insufficient Eriri the reason that refuses to join the group not to know. 就算无法成为恋爱达人,至少不至于连英梨梨为什么拒绝加入群组的原因都不知道。 Kitahara Kaede inquired: „Then the sinomiya mulberry, can tell me the telephone number?” 北原枫询问道:“那么sinomiya桑,可以告诉我电话号码吗？” „Electricity and telephone number......” “电、电话号码……” „9081 xxxx.” “9081xxxx。” Kaguya Shinomiya input one skewer of numbers fast, is staring at the screen stubbornly, the tense waiting cell phone ring tone resounds. 四宫辉夜快速输入了一串号码,然后就死死盯着屏幕,紧张的等待手机铃声响起。 Buzz humming sound- 嗡嗡嗡- The vibration sound of cell phone gets up, a Kaguya Shinomiya excitement, almost falls the cell phone on the ground. 手机的震动声响起,四宫辉夜一个激动,又差点把手机掉在地上。 After asserting with confidence with great difficulty . 好不容易拿稳之后。 The finger of Kaguya Shinomiya places on the answering key, want according to getting down several times, but also does not have the courage according to getting down. 四宫辉夜的手指放在接听键上,几次想要按下去,但是又没有勇气按下去。 She responded at this time. 她这个时候才反应过来。 Simply has not prepared with ‚maple tree’ the topic of telephone conversation! 根本没有准备好跟‘枫’通话的话题！ Without the topic, will be very awkward later? 如果没有话题的话,待会会不会很尴尬？ If the atmosphere becomes awkward, can cause to talk over the telephone for the first time to the maple tree the mulberry leaves a poor impression. 如果气氛变得尴尬,又会不会导致首次通话给枫桑留下不好的印象。 If won't call her next time? 要是下次再也不给她打电话呢？ The innumerable thoughts flood in the Kaguya Shinomiya mind. 无数个念头充斥在四宫辉夜的脑海中。 This also makes her not have the courage to press down the answering key. 这也让她更加没有勇气按下接听键。 „Google, right! google!” “google,对！google！” Kaguya Shinomiya thinks quickly in emergencies, puts down the cell phone hastily, opens google contact surface search with the computer ‚lover in the evening the hot pot telephone gruel, generally will talk about what topic’, after getting a row of answer, she looked in turn. 四宫辉夜急中生智,连忙将手机放下,用电脑打开google界面搜索‘恋人晚上煲电话粥,一般都会聊什么话题’,得到一排的答案之后,她依次看了起来。 „Chatted a day of story?” “聊一天见闻？” A Kaguya Shinomiya being suddenly enlighted appearance: „Seeming like very indeed reasonable, but I one except for the learn/study work, am thinking the maple tree mulberry all day, the former is dull, the latter definitely cannot say, this topic does not suit me.” 四宫辉夜一副恍然大悟的样子:“看起来的确很有道理,但是我一整天除了学习工作,就是在想枫桑,前者枯燥无味,后者肯定不能说,这个话题不适合我。” „Chatted the childhood recollection?” “聊童年回忆？” Kaguya Shinomiya shakes the head hastily: „It is not good! If makes the maple tree mulberry know how my childhood is studying uses others, how regards the insect and tool others regards, will definitely be regarded the gloomy woman, then alienates me.” 四宫辉夜连忙摇头:“不行不行！要是让枫桑知道我童年都在学习如何利用别人,如何将别人当成虫子和工具来看待,肯定会被当成阴暗的女人,进而疏远我。” „Chatted own family?” “聊自己的家庭？” Kaguya Shinomiya saw third: „This is not good, the maple tree mulberry has long known that I have a father who regards the children for the tool, only knows elder brother and relative who fight for power and profit, how these gloomy family members can become the topic.” 四宫辉夜看到了第三条:“这个也不行,枫桑早就知道我有个视儿女为工具的父亲,只知道争权夺利的兄长和亲戚,这些阴暗的家人怎么能成为话题。” „Chat movie and television?” “聊天电影和电视？” Kaguya Shinomiya sees fourth, at present one bright, but also is immediately dim: „I do not watch the movie and television often, even to chat, does not know that should chat anything.” 四宫辉夜看到第四条,眼前一亮,但是随即又黯淡下来:“我根本就不经常看电影和电视,就算想聊,也不知道该聊什么。” „......” “……” Kaguya Shinomiya wallows to seek for the topic, waits to recover, did the telephone hang up for more than ten minutes, on mixiapp the maple tree has given back to her to send ‚?’, But she had not replied. 四宫辉夜沉迷寻找话题,等回过神来,电话挂断已经十多分钟,mixiapp上枫还给她发了个‘？’,而她一直没有回复。 Sees this question mark, in the Kaguya Shinomiya heart one nervous. 看到这个问号,四宫辉夜心中一慌。 She how the telephone of maple tree drying in the sun in one side. 她怎么就把枫的电话给晾在一边了呢。 Perhaps this question mark has made the maple tree impatient. 这个问号说不定已经让枫不耐烦了。 Kaguya Shinomiya does not dare to hesitate, reports the news to say hastily: „Just the cell phone did not have the signal suddenly, has not received the call of maple tree mulberry extremely to be sorry, please must make a phone call again, this time I prepared.” 四宫辉夜不敢犹豫,连忙发消息道:“刚刚手机忽然没有信号了,没有接到枫桑的电话非常抱歉,请务必再打一个电话,这次我准备好了。” Kaguya Shinomiya decided. 四宫辉夜决定了。 These chooses one from the innumerable topics time good reluctantly also ‚good food’ topic, this did not seek the topic that cherished only the hope of avoiding mistakes active, believes that can make the first telephone conversation drop the curtain in the harmonious atmosphere. 这一次就从无数话题里选择一个勉强还行的‘美食’话题,这个不求有功但求无过的话题,相信能让第一次通话在和谐的气氛中落下帷幕。 Buzz humming sound- 嗡嗡嗡- The telephone sound resounds again. 电话声再度响起。 Kaguya Shinomiya deeply inspires, then pressed down the answering key. 四宫辉夜深深吸了一口气,然后按下了接听键。 That side the telephone hears the male voice: „Moss Moss, is the sinomiya mulberry?” 电话那边传来男声:“莫西莫西,请问是sinomiya桑吗？” „......” “……” Kaguya Shinomiya felt that the heart is beating rapidly, the breath also became difficult, had no way to answer. 四宫辉夜感觉心脏在飞速跳动,呼吸也变得困难了起来,根本没法回话。 That side the telephone broadcasts the sound: „Sinomiya mulberry?” 电话那边又传来声音:“sinomiya桑？” „Hi, this this here was si, si and si......” the reply of Kaguya Shinomiya stutter the half of the day, then magnificence Lili fainted, the telephone was also hung up exactly conveniently. “hi,这这这这这里是si、si、si……”四宫辉夜结结巴巴的回复了半天,然后华丽丽的晕倒了过去,电话也恰好被随手挂断。 Bang! 砰！ The falling to the ground sound caused Ai Hayasaka attention. 倒地声引起了门外早坂爱的注意力。 Her the clashes, saw fainting Kaguya Shinomiya for a while: „Young lady!” 她第一时间冲了进来,看到了晕倒的四宫辉夜:“小姐！” ...... …… In hospital. 医院里。 Looks to be diagnosed with ‚lovesickness’, but also argued strongly based on reason with the doctor, even did not hesitate to use most new equipment inspection heart to prove own heart really had the problem, rather than so-called ‚lovesickness’ master Kaguya Shinomiya. 看着被诊断为‘相思病’,还跟医生据理力争,甚至不惜使用最新设备检查心脏以证明自己心脏确实有毛病、而不是所谓‘相思病’的主人四宫辉夜。 A suspicion life of Ai Hayasaka face. 早坂爱一脸的怀疑人生。 When her intelligent master becomes such...... such...... 她聪慧的主人什么时候变得这么……这么…… No! 不！ Her master not possible such sand sculpture! 她的主人绝不可能这么沙雕！ ...... …… Meanwhile. 与此同时。 Kitahara Kaede is like Ai Hayasaka , starts to suspect the life gradually. 北原枫跟早坂爱一样,渐渐开始怀疑人生。 Before first telephoned has not put through, he believes naively sinomiya said the signal not good explanation. 之前第一通电话没有接通,他天真的相信了sinomiya说信号不好的解释。 What ghost however does second telephone is? 但是第二通电话是什么鬼？ After the connection, what first welcomed was a silence, then heard one ‚this this’ sound, the sinomiya sound was indeed of pleasant to hear, but was brutally hung up less than several minutes, reported the news to seek the explanation not to see the reply again. 接通之后首先迎来的是一阵沉默,然后就听到一阵‘这这这这’的声音,sinomiya的声音的确非常好听,但是没过几秒钟就被无情挂断了,再次发消息寻求解释也不见回复。 Therefore his is...... 所以他这是…… Was deceived!? 被愚弄了！？ Kitahara Kaede realized finally again what is called ‚the female will of the people, seabed needle’, the previous second of type also him told that wants, when his online lover, must make the telephone gruel with him, did the latter second no longer pay attention to him? 北原枫总算再次体会了一次什么叫做‘女人心,海底针’,前一秒种还跟他说要当他的线上恋人,要跟他煲电话粥,后一秒就不再理会他了？ Said. 还是说。 Others net love is exposed to light dead, is he a dead love? 别人网恋是见光死,他是声死恋？ His sound is really that difficult the situation heard the ghost to see to worry, heard him to hang up the telephone in a moment directly? 他的声音真的难听到了鬼见愁的地步,才一听到他说话就直接挂断了电话？ Including ‚happy conversation’ a half year of sinomiya because less than several seconds of telephone conversation no longer pays attention to him, no wonder he still does not have the means to have any progress with so many heroine, originally he is really incurable. 连‘愉快交谈’了半年之久的sinomiya都因为不到几秒钟的通话不再理会他,难怪他至今没有办法跟这么多女主有任何进展,原来他是真的已经无可救药了。 The previous generation licks not to have a thing in the world finally. 前世舔到最后一无所有。 The reality was rejected one time by Katō Megumi. 现实被加藤惠拒绝了一次。 In the network experienced one time the sound dead love from sinomiya. 网络上体验了一次来自sinomiya的声死恋。 One throughout entire evening. 一整个晚上。 Kitahara Kaede is suspecting the life. 北原枫都在怀疑人生。 Also based on this experience. 也基于这次体验。 Originally also wants to try hard to invite Eriri Kitahara Kaede again, finally decided in the short-term no longer invited Eriri, so as to avoid left behind him the impression that to the opposite party liked clinging to for dear life hits rottenly. 本来还想努力再次邀请英梨梨的北原枫,最终决定短期内不再去邀请英梨梨,免得给对方留下他喜欢死缠烂打的印象。 ...... The present looks like as for Culinary Research Society group few Eriri , can only make her be short temporarily there. 至于料理研究会的群组少个英梨梨……现在看来,也只能暂时让她少在那里了。 ...... …… Passes on some time. 就这样一段时间过去。 Is getting more and more near from Saturday. 距离周六越来越近之际。 Eriri starts to think that is not a little right, according to the speculation of Kasumigaoka study elder sister, Kitahara should not cling to for dear life to her hits rottenly, brain doing everything possible makes her join the Culinary Research Society group. 英梨梨开始觉得有点不对劲了,按照霞之丘学姐的推测,北原不是应该对她死缠烂打,满脑子想方设法让她加入料理研究会群组嘛。 So to be how long in the past. 怎么过去这么久。 Kitahara simply has not invited her again, rather as if gave up inviting her directly. 北原根本没有再次邀请她,不如说似乎直接放弃了邀请她。 Where did these certainly make a mistake? 这其中一定哪里搞错了吧？ A little panic-stricken Eriri, turned to any doctor one can find when critically ill to inquire Kasumigaoka Utaha again. 有点心慌意乱的英梨梨,病急乱投医再次询问起了霞之丘诗羽。 * ※ Wish everyone steamed rice dumpling festival peace and good health ~ 祝大家粽子节安康啊~