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#67: Online lover sinomiya


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Reorganized a train of thought. 整理了一下思绪。 Kaguya Shinomiya conducted the reply: Maple tree mulberry, about the first issue, the special details that because I know are too few, therefore is unable to your concrete reference answer, but I thought that these two issues can unify to look, perhaps later you can look for the answer of wanting.” 四宫辉夜进行了回复:“枫桑,关于第一个问题,由于我所知道的具体情况太少,所以无法给您具体的参考答案,但是我觉得这两个问题可以结合起来看,之后您或许就可以自己寻找到想要的答案。” Also please advise.” “还请指教。” Kitahara Kaede was all of a sudden energetic. 北原枫一下子精神了起来。 Kaguya Shinomiya starts to speak with confidence: First you must understand, the psychology of woman with the psychology of man is completely different, perhaps in your opinion the insignificant and reasonable matter, is hard to endure the matter in the opposite party opinion.” 四宫辉夜开始侃侃而谈:“首先您必须得明白,女人的心理跟男人的心理是完全不同的,或许在您看来微不足道且合理的事情,在对方看来就是难以忍受之事。” Even if you said, I am unable to analyze which matter angered her.” “就算你这么说,我还是无法判断哪件事惹怒了她。” Therefore here has words my please I to take the liberty.” “所以这里有句话我请恕我冒昧。” Kaguya Shinomiya returns to the covered passageway: You in other aspect pedant Celestials, however in the research this aspect of woman psychology, really a little are perhaps weak in the average man, this point please ask that you are willing to acknowledge?” 四宫辉夜回复道:“您或许在其他方面学究天人,但是在女人心理的研究这方面,实在有点弱于常人,这一点请问您愿意承认吗?” This indeed is the fact.” “这的确是事实。” Kitahara Kaede acknowledged simply: Reason that consults to you, is because I really cannot understand the female will of the people.” 北原枫干脆承认道:“之所以向你请教,便是因为我实在看不懂女人心。” I guessed again boldly, whether you didn't have the experience of love?” “我再大胆的猜测一下,您是否没有恋爱的经验?” „...... “……是的。” Kitahara Kaede wants to refute, although I do not have the experience of love, but I have, when licks the experience of dog, but thinks that said instead loses face, chose simply silent. 北原枫很想反驳说,我虽然没有恋爱的经验,但是我有当舔狗的经验,但是想了想说出来反而更丢人,干脆还是选择了沉默。 Obtains Kitahara Kaede the information. 得到北原枫的这条情报。 Kaguya Shinomiya could not help show the happy smile. 四宫辉夜情不自禁露出了开心的笑容。 Her fiance first love also, this pleasant surprise to her was really big! 她的未婚夫初恋还在,这个惊喜对于她来说实在是太大了! However she has not lost calmly, but continues saying: I think that this was the primary cause, if you have had the experience of love, can definitely understand the female will of the people easily, can find your friend to refuse your reason to be.” 但是她没有失去冷静,而是继续说道:“我想这就是主要原因了,如果您有过恋爱的经验,肯定轻而易举就可以读懂女人心,也可以找到您那位朋友拒绝您的原因所在。” Truth I understand, the issue does not have the candidate of lover.” “道理我都懂,问题就是没有恋人的人选啊。” Kitahara Kaede also understands certainly, the practice is the sole criterion of examination truth, will look over high and low in 5000, that sentiment Saint will not exercise in the actual combat, but the premise must have candidate who will let his love. 北原枫当然也明白,实践是检验真理的唯一标准,纵观上下五千年,那个情圣不是在实战中锻炼出来的,但前提是也得有让他恋爱的人选。 Naturally this did not say that he really could not find the love candidate. 当然这也不是说他真就找不到恋爱人选。 The news that the honors and 40 million yuan that so long as enjoys Edogawa Rampo save puts outward, looks for an ordinary girlfriend is the easy matter, however the real issue is, his goal is heroine in which one. 只要把江户川乱步赏的荣誉和4000万円积蓄的消息往外一放,找个普通的女朋友还是轻而易举的事情,但是真正的问题是,他的目标是女主们的其中一个。 So long as he with ordinary JK love news one. 只要他跟普通JK恋爱的消息一出。 Then pursues heroine again, will definitely be regarded the dregs male, was dragged into the blacklist directly. 那么再去追求女主们,肯定会被当成渣男,直接被拉入黑名单之中。 Therefore this is an endless loop. 所以这就是个死循环。 To turn into the sentiment Saint on the love, the love will cause to lick until now relations to be shattered. 想要变成情圣就得恋爱,恋爱就会导致舔到如今的关系破灭。 Sorted the sesame seed to throw watermelon matter he not to do. 拣了芝麻丢了西瓜这事他可不做。 Therefore he can only cross the river while feeling the stones for a long time, finding the way to guess the heroine psychology. 因此长久以来他只能摸着石头过河,想办法去猜测女主们的心理。 I know the maple tree mulberry your worry......” “我知道枫桑您的顾虑……” Kaguya Shinomiya 1510 repeated the worry of Kitahara Kaede. 四宫辉夜北原枫的顾虑一五一十复述了出来。 Afterward proposed: Actually your vision can put is longer-term, wants to gain in the love experience, understands girl's psychology, not must look for the girlfriend in the reality, you have heard very popularly recently- online lover?” 随后才提议道:“其实您的目光可以放的长远一些,想要积累恋爱经验,看懂女孩子的心理,并非一定要在现实里找女朋友,您听说过最近很流行的-线上恋人吗?” Online lover?” “线上恋人?” Kitahara Kaede stares, then immediately responded, this said was not the net love! 北原枫一愣,然后顿时反应过来,这说的不就是网恋嘛! Because the previous generation listened to the net love far-fetched matter, he has not thought toward this aspect from the start, now is mentioned by sinomiya, he thought gained in the love experience suddenly with the net love, could understand the innermost feelings of woman? 由于前世听多了网恋不靠谱的事情,他压根没有往这方面想,现在被sinomiya一说起,他忽然觉得用网恋来积累一下恋爱经验,说不定能更了解女人的内心? Where will not at least make Eriri discontented, he thinks one does not want to understand all day. 至少不会哪里让英梨梨不满,他想了一整天都没想明白。 The most important thing is, the net love does not use responsiblily. 最重要的是,网恋不用负责任。 So long as makes a few rules for all concerned from the beginning, does not rush to the reality to go, does not interfere with opposite party's real life, when the both sides reality had male / girlfriend to bid good-bye automatically, was not a problem naturally. 只要一开始就约法三章,绝不奔现实去,也不干涉对方的现实生活,等到双方现实有了男/女朋友自动分手,自然而然就不成问题。 So long as careful. The net love has not needed to be worried that was discovered by heroine, reduces the impression mark. 而且只要小心一点。网恋还不用担心被女主们发现,降低印象分。 Really is a method of perfect nine beautiful. 实在是一个十全九美的方法。 What only minor defect in something otherwise perfect is, which on looks for the ending US Open love partner who such is willing to make a few rules for all concerned? 唯一美中不足的是,上哪去找这么一个愿意约法三章的完美网恋对象呢? Kitahara Kaede first thought of sinomiya. 北原枫第一时间想到了sinomiya。 However immediately also denied. 但是随即又否定掉。 Others are willing to help him find the way to be good, is difficult to be inadequate also wants her one-stop services, finds time to accompany him to play this child to cross the game of each family? 人家肯帮他想办法就不错了,难不成还要她一站式服务,抽空陪他玩这种小孩子过家家的游戏? The net love also wants the time cost good. 网恋也是要时间成本的好嘛。 a sinomiya light writer of fiction where has so many time. sinomiya一个轻小说家哪有这么多时间。 Very thanked the suggestion of si mulberry.” “十分感谢si桑的建议。” Kitahara Kaede expresses gratitude, prepares to interrupt this dialogue: Found the online lover, possibly also needs to look for the si mulberry you to discuss occasionally, then does not disturb today, si mulberry good night.” 北原枫道了个谢,准备中断这次对话:“等找到线上恋人,可能还需要偶尔找si桑你进行相谈,那么今天就不打扰了,si桑晚安。” „???” “???” Giving regards of Kaguya Shinomiya head. 四宫辉夜一脑袋的问好。 Her has completed the preparation that answered must the online girlfriend, did that side come good night finally directly? 她这边都已经做好了答应当线上女友的准备,结果那边直接来了句晚安? This makes the bridal clothes to have anything to distinguish for his her person with her. 这跟她替其她人做嫁衣有什么区别。 She could not attend to other, said hastily: Did not need to trouble to look for his her online lover, in the half year the maple tree mulberry you helped my so many, these please allow me to return you time, by me came, when your online girlfriend, how did you look?” 她也顾不上其它了,连忙说道:“不用麻烦去找其她线上恋人了,这半年来枫桑你帮了我这么多,这一次请允许我来回报你,就由我来当你的线上女友,你看如何?” Really?” “真的可以吗?” Kitahara Kaede was moved all of a sudden. 北原枫一下子就被感动了。 How or saying that the adversity saw the true feelings, sinomiya no doubt usually two and sand sculpture a point, but he encountered the difficulty, first withstood/top was she, this was the true three excellencies netizen. 要不怎么说患难见真情,sinomiya固然平时中二和沙雕了一点,但是他一遇到困难,第一个顶上来的就是她,这才是真正的三好网友啊。 Then from now on, will ask.” “那么今后,就拜托了。” Before Kitahara Kaede simultaneously making a few rules for all concerned said that mainly does not rush, does not hinder the opposite party real life presently, once the reality has the lover to relieve the online lover to relate automatically. 北原枫同时将之前的‘约法三章’说了出来,主要就是不奔现、不妨碍对方现实生活、一旦现实有恋人自动解除线上恋人关系。 These three rules, I do not have the opinion.” “这三条规则,我没有意见。” Kaguya Shinomiya looks this so-called making a few rules for all concerned, although is a little unhappy, but thought that this after all is a good start, happiness that if online can be together with maple tree, then can the logical development under the line. 四宫辉夜看着这所谓的‘约法三章’虽然有点不开心,但是觉得这终归是一个好的开始,如果线上能跟‘枫’相处的愉快,那么就可以顺理成章的发展到线下。 Makes a few rules for all concerned as for anything. 至于什么约法三章。 This thing is the maple tree speaks thoughtlessly the formulation, one day she must rip these three rules personally. 这东西不过是枫随口制定的,总有一天她要亲手撕了这三条规则。 Thanked the si mulberry, really helped busy.” “太谢谢si桑了,真是帮大忙了。” Kitahara Kaede heartfelt thanks again, inquired simultaneously: How therefore then should do?” 北原枫由衷的再次感谢,同时询问道:“所以接下来该怎么做呢?” If in the reality, after Kitahara Kaede knows the contact actually, should on own initiative with the opposite party appointment and living alone, later holds hands anything develops, but the net love, he had no idea...... 如果是在现实里,北原枫倒是知道交往之后,应该主动跟对方约会和独处,之后牵个手什么的一路发展下去,但是网恋的话,他就两眼一抹黑了…… In the final analysis. 说到底。 Really can understand the female will of the people through the net love, found Eriri to reject the reason of group? 通过网恋真的能读懂女人心,找到英梨梨拒绝加群的原因吗? Kitahara Kaede thought suddenly is a little far-fetched. 北原枫忽然觉得有点不靠谱。 But things have gotten to this point , can only continue. 但事已至此,也只能继续下去了。 Among trains of thought. 思绪之间。 That side had also come the news. 那边也已经来了消息。 Kaguya Shinomiya has saying of preparation early: Maple tree mulberry, according to my experience, among the lovers will conduct hot pot telephone gruel regularly ‚’ the activity, I thought that we can start from here.” 四宫辉夜早有准备的说道:“枫桑,根据我的经验,恋人间隔三差五就会进行‘煲电话粥’的活动,我觉得我们可以从这里入手。” More than half a year. 大半年来。 Kaguya Shinomiya exchanges with Kitahara Kaede with the writing. 四宫辉夜都是用文字跟北原枫交流。 Before then she wants to talk over the telephone with Kitahara Kaede, what a pity could not find any excuse. 在此之前她就想要跟北原枫通话,可惜找不到任何借口。 Now she catches this chance of a lifetime finally. 现在她总算抓到了这千载难逢的机会。
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