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#104: ‚Smart person’ speech way


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The time is quick. 时间很快。 From previous time went to the show to know the institute academy already over the past two days. 距离上次去秀知院学园已经过去两天。 Over the two days, Kitahara Kaede such as falling dreamland. 这两天里,北原枫如坠梦境。 Because of the Iino Miko sentiment, progress was extremely smoother. 因为跟伊井野弥子的感情,进展的太过顺利了一些。 Since knew that Iino Miko has improved to his impression, after girlfriend this status had a sense of belonging, Kitahara Kaede over the two days felt relieved the bold start chats with Iino Miko with line. 自从得知伊井野弥子对他的印象有所改善,对‘女朋友’这个身份有了一丝归属感后,北原枫这两天放心大胆的开始用line跟伊井野弥子聊起天来。 Short two days. 短短两天。 Not only achieved routine to say the achievement of good night mutually. 不仅达成了习惯性互道晚安的成就。 Also decided Saturday evening to go to the kitchen on the way personally, made the agreement of dinner to small Miko. 还顺道敲定了周六傍晚亲自下厨,给小弥子做晚餐的约定。 Iino Miko also very easily complied. 伊井野弥子也十分轻易的就答应了下来。 No matter said good night mutually. 不管是互道晚安。 The evening is Iino Miko makes the ingredients on Saturday. 还是周六傍晚为伊井野弥子做料理。 This may be the activity that among the lovers can engage. 这可都是情侣间才会做的活动。 All sorts of signs showed, Iino Miko is improving with his relations. 种种迹象表明,伊井野弥子跟他的关系都在改善着。 Kitahara Kaede decided. 北原枫决定了。 Saturday that evening finished eating the dinner. 周六那天傍晚吃完晚饭。 He must attempt to invite Iino Miko to go to nearby park to take a walk. 他要尝试邀请伊井野弥子去附近的公园散步。 Taking a walk after food. 饭后的散步。 This similarly is the activity that the lover often engages. 这同样是情侣经常做的活动。 Many lovers are then taking a walk, takes advantage of opportunity to shake hand. 很多情侣便是在散步中,顺势拉起手来。 Even the night arrives, when colorful lights start to their splendor, hugs and kisses mutually. 甚至于黑夜降临,华灯初上之际,相互拥吻。 The park indeed is one has the atmosphere place very much. 公园的确是一个很有气氛的地方。 Kitahara Kaede wild ambition also obvious- 北原枫的狼子野心也昭然若揭- He wants to hold the hand of Iino Miko again, if the atmosphere is appropriate, his time must attempt to kiss with Iino Miko. 他想要再牵伊井野弥子的手,如果气氛合适的话,他这次要尝试跟伊井野弥子接吻。 If can kiss. 如果能够接吻。 Showed that Iino Miko had fully adapted to the status of girlfriend. 证明伊井野弥子已经完全适应了女朋友的身份。 He also successfully had the opposite effect, pursues small Miko. 他也成功弄假成真,追到了小弥子 If cannot kiss, can only hold hands. 如果不能接吻,还是只能牵手。 That to him, was satisfied enough. 那对于他来说,也足够满足了。 Holds hands one time three times successfully, twice, holds hands successfully, will then the distance kiss also? 一次牵手成功、两次、三次牵手成功,接下来距离接吻还会远吗? Cannot decisively. 断然是不会的。 Kitahara Kaede in calendar Saturday position, stippled again a circle. 北原枫又在日历周六的位置,重点画了个圆圈。 Last Saturday forced Iino Miko to become his nominal girlfriend forcefully. 上周六强行逼迫伊井野弥子成为了他的名义女友。 Then this on Saturday. 那么这周六。 He must turn into the true girlfriend Iino Miko! 他就要把伊井野弥子变成真正的女友! In the Kitahara Kaede heart is anticipating. 北原枫心中期待着。 And names as having the opposite effect this action big combat. 并且把这次行动命名为‘弄假成真’大作战。 He puts down the calendar itself/Ben. 他将日历本放下。 Wishing one could tomorrow is Saturday arrival. 恨不得明天便是周六的到来。 What a pity today on Wednesday, has two days of time from Saturday. 可惜今天才星期三,距离周六还有两天时间。 ...... …… Made the plan. 制定了计划。 The character also code of this/should code ended. 该码的字也码完了。 He looked at the time, discovers around 9 : 00 pm, suddenly does not know should do. 他又看了看时间,发现才晚上 9 点多,一时间不知道该干嘛。 Actually also has the matter to do. 其实也不是没有事情干。 For example the homework had not finished...... 比如说家庭作业还没有写完…… But the learn/study is not possible to study. 但学习是不可能学习的。 Also prepares by working as the writer of fiction bludger day in any case, has that time to study diligently, might as well thinks the plot. 反正也准备靠当小说家混混日子,有那个时间努力学习,还不如想想剧情。 Also does not want to study. 既不想学习。 Does not think the symbol. 又不想码字。 Kitahara Kaede bored brushed the cell phone...... 北原枫无聊的刷起了手机…… He thinks suddenly, probably several days have not related Fukuda and splendor with sinomiya these two sand sculpture netizens. 他忽然想起来,好像好几天没有联系福田和辉跟sinomiya这两个沙雕网友了。 Based on two people is the joyful sources. 基于两人都是快乐的源泉。 Kitahara Kaede decided that reports the news to send regards to them. 北原枫决定给他们两个发消息问候一下。 If opposite party point is also boring. 要是对方这个点也无聊的话。 Then happen to builds a partner to chat, kills this bored time. 那么正好搭个伙聊聊天,打发打发这无聊的时间。 Kitahara Kaede first sent to be good to sinomiya in the evening. 北原枫先是给sinomiya发了句晚上好。 Generally speaking sinomiya returns to the news the speed to be quick, is the second returns each time. 一般来说sinomiya回消息的速度非常快,每次都是秒回。 But why does not know. 但不知道为什么。 This time actually does not see the opposite party to reply. 这次却不见对方回复。 Only then on the condition column of opposite party, has been demonstrating is inputting......’ condition. 只有对方的状态栏上,一直显示着‘正在输入……’的状态。 Kitahara Kaede has not cared. 北原枫没有放在心上。 He is inputting......’ condition to regard this is systematic BUG. 他把这个‘正在输入……’状态当成了是系统的BUG。 Why words must ask. 要问为什么的话。 In the half year, he opens the sinomiya chat contact surface, have ten times eight times the input state. 这半年来,他打开sinomiya的聊天界面,十次有八次都是正在输入状态。 However does not see sinomiya sending a message to come slowly. 但是迟迟又不见sinomiya发送消息过来。 What can this situation besides BUG also be? Cannot sinomiya happen to write the news to him each time. 这种情况除了BUG还能是什么?总不能sinomiya每次都正好给他写消息吧。 Wrote did not send. 写了又不发。 Sinomiya also does not have the problem. Sinomiya又不是有毛病。 Therefore this 100% are BUG without doubt. 所以这100%是BUG无疑。 This type of software operates in the final analysis the maintenance is not good, has BUG Kitahara Kaede to feel unavoidable. 说到底这种软件本身运营维护的就不好,有BUG北原枫觉得在所难免。 Since sinomiya does not have the time to pay attention to him. 既然sinomiya没有时间理会他。 He can only choose to look for Fukuda and splendor. 他只能选择去找福田和辉了。 Previous time directed his one time slightly, how also did not know that side progress. 上次稍微指点了他一次,也不知道那边的进展如何了。 Compared with sinomiya. 比起sinomiya。 Fukuda and splendor and made one be free from worry too. 福田和辉和让人省心太多了。 Around him also has directed twice, others on universality of contradictions, for a long time have not looked for him again. 他前后也就指点过两次,人家就茅塞顿开,这么长时间没有再找他。 Good evening, Fukuda.” “晚上好,福田桑。” Kitahara Kaede is thinking, while then gave Fukuda and splendor reported the strip greeting news. 北原枫一边想着,一边便给福田和辉发了条打招呼的消息。 Good evening, maple tree teacher.” “晚上好,枫老师。” Maple tree teacher, but also was really skillful, I happen to also had the matter to look for you.” “枫老师,还真是巧了,我正好也有事情找你。” Just like sinomiya, Fukuda and splendor as if also like the person of second of returning. 跟sinomiya一样,福田和辉似乎也是喜欢秒回的人。 Kitahara Kaede most likes chatting with the person of this second of returning. 北原枫最喜欢跟这种秒回的人聊天。 However Kitahara Kaede felt. 不过北原枫觉得。 Fukuda and splendor and sinomiya can the second return, to a great extent is because these two are an idle dwelling. 福田和辉和sinomiya能秒回,很大程度上是因为这两人都是个无所事事的宅。 As long as matter many. 但凡事情多点。 Where can achieve second to return to the information? 哪能做到秒回信息嘛? For example he. 比如说他。 When they spoke with small Miko, did not have the time to return to the information. 在跟小弥子她们说话的时候,就没有时间回信息。 What matter asks me to have?” “请问找我有什么事情呢?” Kitahara Kaede has the curiosity to ask, very anticipated that the opposite party will then ask what sand sculpture issue. 北原枫带着好奇心问道,十分期待对方接下来会提出什么沙雕问题。 Sinomiya could not count on. Sinomiya是指望不上了。 Tonight can fall asleep with a smile, then looked at Fukuda and splendor joyful source. 今晚能不能笑着睡着,接下来就看福田和辉这个快乐的源泉了。 ...... …… Before several minutes . 几分钟前。 Democratic Party President Office. 民主党总裁办公室。 Recently, the life of Fukuda and splendor is quite busy. 最近一段时间以来,福田和辉的生活相当繁忙。 Since previous time was directed by Kitahara Kaede, he thwarted, hides plans the forthcoming election in the hidden place. 自从上次受到北原枫的指点,他就将计就计,躲在暗处谋划起了即将到来的大选。 More plans. 越是谋划。 He more is rejoiced that initially did not hesitate to promise, requested the direction of Kitahara Kaede. 他越是庆幸当初不惜许下重诺,请求北原枫的指点。 Otherwise. 否则的话。 This meeting where wheel obtains him to plan others, only feared that has become a meat on others cutting board. 这会哪里轮得到他算计别人,只怕已经成为了别人案板上的一块肉。 Therefore regarding Kitahara Kaede. 因此对于北原枫 In situation that is unable to control forcefully. 在无法强行控制的情况下。 Fukuda and splendor want to win over him to become the Democratic Party firmest ally since the heart. 福田和辉打从心底里想要拉拢他成为民主党最坚定的盟友。 Even if unable to become the ally. 就算无法成为盟友。 At least cannot make Kitahara Kaede run up to the hostile camp in the past. 至少也不能让北原枫跑到敌对阵营过去。 However. 但是偏偏。 He has no way to safeguard Kitahara Kaede to stand him. 他没法保障北原枫能一直站在他这边。 This is most makes him have a headache. 这是最让他头疼的。 Generally does forming an alliance between big influences, why like the politics marrying? 一般大势力之间的结盟,为什么非常喜欢政治联姻? Is so long as because marries, can better trust opposite party, to each other have a safeguard. 就是因为只要联姻,就能够更好的相信对方,对彼此都有一个保障。 But he has no way to give the Kitahara Kaede arrangement to marry. 可偏偏他又没法给北原枫安排联姻。 First is because marries is a hoop-tightening incantation. 第一是因为联姻是一个紧箍咒。 So long as Kitahara Kaede is not silly, will not comply to marry, oneself will tie up on the chariot of Democratic Party. 只要北原枫不傻,都不会答应联姻,将自己绑在民主党的战车上。 The second reason is Kitahara Kaede is Shinomiya Family secret control, reason that helps Kaguya Shinomiya, definitely also has the illegibile relations with Kaguya Shinomiya, then the wife surely is Kaguya Shinomiya. 第二个原因是北原枫四宫家的幕后掌控者,之所以帮四宫辉夜,肯定也是跟四宫辉夜有着不清不楚的关系,那么正妻必定就是四宫辉夜 Words that wants the politics to marry. 想要政治联姻的话。 Naturally the position of wife is the optimization, next is the concubine room. 当然正妻之位是最佳选择,其次才是妾室。 Does Democratic Party want to take away the Kaguya Shinomiya wife seat? 民主党想要拿走四宫辉夜的正妻席位? Only feared that next day Kaguya Shinomiya will lead the person to kill his president office. 只怕第二天四宫辉夜就会带着人杀到他的总裁办公室。 The words of concubine room...... 妾室的话…… Although is also a politics marries, but having no way bow tie marriage certificate, and insufficient insurance. 虽然也算是一种政治联姻,但是没法领结婚证,并不够保险。 Naturally at this moment, does not insure not to turn over to safely. 当然事到如今,不保险归不保险。 So long as Kitahara Kaede wants, which thousand gold (daughter) making Democratic Party casual to give him to become the concubines to be good, must have a tie of safeguard each other alliance with emphasis, even if the concubine room insufficiently has the safeguard, still is also a tie not? 只要北原枫愿意的话,让民主党这边随便哪家的千金给他当妾都行,重点还是要有一个保障彼此联盟的纽带,哪怕妾室不够有保障,依然也算是个纽带不是吗? The matter that the politics marries he considered for several days. 政治联姻的事情他考虑了好几天。 This time prepared to look for Kitahara Kaede saying that also this matter. 这次准备找北原枫说的,也正是这个事情。 Naturally. 当然。 Everyone is a smart person. 大家都是聪明人。 This matter cannot say directly. 这种事情不能直接说。 If were rejected, seems very awkward. 要是被拒绝的话,就会显得很尴尬。 Even affects each other alliance. 甚至影响到彼此的联盟。 Therefore his exploratory asking: Maple tree teacher, is actually not the matter at the worst, is to ask, do you currently have the girlfriend?” 于是他试探性的问道:“枫老师,其实不是什么大不了的事情,就是想要问一下,你现在有女友吗?” Kitahara Kaede does not have first to reply. 北原枫没有第一时间回答。 Why he a little cannot comprehend Fukuda and splendor asks this question suddenly. 他有点搞不懂为什么福田和辉突然问这个问题。 ...... 难道说…… Is this must introduce the object to him? 这是要给他介绍对象? Thinks to be not implausible carefully. 仔细想想并不是没有可能。 Like sinomiya, the dwelling is not only pure, and lovable rare and precious lifeform. 就像sinomiya一样,啊宅都是既单纯,又可爱的珍稀生物。 You are good to the flatter dwelling, the flatter dwelling will pull out the lung to you from the heart. 你对阿宅好,阿宅就会对你掏心掏肺。 The previous generation his girlfriend of roommate, oneself younger sister introduces with the netizen who he hits the game together to him. 前世他室友的女朋友,就是跟他一起打游戏的网友把自己的妹妹介绍给他。 Previous time he helped Fukuda and splendor small busy. 上次他帮了福田和辉一点小忙。 Perhaps does this time he want to introduce the younger sister to him? 说不定这次他就是想要把妹妹介绍给他呢? He to the younger sister of Fukuda and splendor is not interested, he is only interested in the heroine corner/horn. 他对福田和辉的妹妹可不感兴趣,他只对女主角感兴趣。 Moreover he licked the Miko sauce quickly. 而且他都快舔到弥子酱了。 This time even if the younger sister of Fukuda and splendor attractive does not make sense, still gave up any idea of that makes him love another. 这个时间点就算福田和辉的妹妹漂亮的不像话,也休想让他移情别恋。 Therefore Kitahara Kaede plans tactful rejection- 于是北原枫打算委婉的拒绝- Fukuda.” “福田桑。” Girlfriend I have certainly, my family Miko sauce world's first lovable!” “女朋友我当然有,我家弥子酱世界第一可爱!” Kitahara Kaede felt, these words saying, the opposite party knows, he had named ‚a Miko sauce lovable girlfriend, and he liked this ‚the Miko sauce. 北原枫觉得,这句话一说出来,对方就会知道,他有个叫‘弥子酱’的可爱女友,并且他非常喜欢这个‘弥子酱’。 Naturally. 自然而然。 Fukuda and splendor will not give him to introduce the younger sister anything's working as girlfriend again. 福田和辉也就不会再给他介绍妹妹什么的当女朋友了。 ...... …… Fukuda and splendor saw these words silent. 福田和辉看到这句话沉默了一下。 He looked that said to nearby assistant: rattan wood, checks in the maple tree mister mouth ‚the Miko sauce who is.” 他看向旁边的助理说道:“藤木,查一下枫先生口中的‘弥子酱’是谁。” Is less than two minutes. 不到两分钟。 rattan wood extracted one to discuss from the Kitahara Kaede related material: President, according to our investigations, this ‚the Miko sauce full name Iino Miko, is the maple tree mister righteousness manages the younger sister Chisa Kitahara good friend, moreover......” 藤木就从北原枫相关的资料中抽出了一张念道:“总裁阁下,根据我们的调查,这个‘弥子酱’全名伊井野弥子,是枫先生义理妹妹北原千纱的好友,另外……” Moreover what?” “另外什么?” Fukuda and splendor urged one. 福田和辉催促了一句。 rattan wood then said: Moreover this Iino Miko, is Supreme Court Iino your excellency daughter.” 藤木接着说道:“另外这个伊井野弥子,是最高法伊井野阁下的女儿。” Un!?” “嗯!?” Fukuda and a splendor spirit: This ‚is really the Miko sauce Iino your excellency daughter?” 福田和辉一下精神了起来:“这个‘弥子酱’真是伊井野阁下的女儿?” Absolutely true.” rattan wood affirmed. “千真万确。”藤木肯定。 Fukuda and splendor hesitated, is suddenly enlighted: So that's how it is.” 福田和辉沉吟了一下,然后恍然大悟:“原来如此。” Yes. 是的。 Fukuda and splendor understood. 福田和辉懂了。 He thought that with Kitahara Kaede this smart person speech, is comfortable. 他觉得跟北原枫这种聪明人说话,就是舒服。 He talks bureaucratically, the opposite party not only understood, but also gave the response. 他打起官腔来,对方不仅听懂了,还给予了回应。 According to his understanding. 根据他的了解。 Kaguya Shinomiya in the future definitely wife. 四宫辉夜将来肯定是正妻。 If Kitahara Kaede must refuse the politics to marry, will then say that Kaguya Shinomiya is a girlfriend. 如果北原枫要拒绝政治联姻的话,那么就会说四宫辉夜是女朋友。 However, had not said Iino Miko. 但是并没有,偏偏说了一个伊井野弥子 But who Iino Miko is. 伊井野弥子是谁。 Daughter of Judge Iino. 伊井野法官的女儿。 This Judge Iino, is one of the they Democratic Party core members. 这个伊井野法官,可是他们民主党的核心成员之一。 This suggestion is obvious enough- 这个暗示已经够明显了- The sincerity in order to indicate forming an alliance, Kitahara Kaede complied with the politics to marry. 为了表示结盟的诚意,北原枫答应了政治联姻。 Originally Kitahara Kaede does not absolutely need to put on this tight band on own initiative, but complied with marrying. 本来北原枫根本没有必要主动戴上这个紧箍,但还是答应了联姻。 This is equal to indicating clearly to him, will not hold absolutely in the back the knife of Democratic Party. 这等于是对他明示,绝对不会背地里捅民主党的刀子啊。 Fukuda and splendor felt the full sincerity. 福田和辉感受到了满满的诚意。 How those words saying is coming. 那句话怎么说的来着。 Monarch treat me by the country gentlemen, I must country report it. 君以国士待我,我必国士报之。 Fukuda and splendor decide to handle the marrying matters concerned as soon as possible, simultaneously with maximum sincerity generous reward Kitahara Kaede. 福田和辉决定尽快操办联姻事宜,同时以最大的诚意厚报北原枫 For example leads Democratic Party to be out personally. 比如说率领民主党亲自下场。 Helps the Kaguya Shinomiya still family struggle as soon as possible. 尽快帮助四宫辉夜平定家族斗争。
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