„Mytriangleyour younger sister!”
“我三角你妹啊!”
The Cheng Fengviolentwalksagain, seizes the notebookto rip a smashing, your group of reportersdo some not to havedaily, the UCeditorial departmentdid not askyouto gowastes the talent.程峰再度暴走,一把夺过笔记本撕个粉碎,你们这群记者天天搞些有的没的,UC编辑部不请你们去真是浪费人才。„-! Mymaterial!” The reporteryoung girlsends outoneto call out in grief, innumerablefujoshiclose to prepareto fight for the brokenmanuscript, the sceneimmediately a confusion.
“啊啊啊-!我的素材!”记者少女发出一阵悲鸣,无数腐女一拥而上准备争抢碎稿,场面顿时一片混乱。Chiyohurriesto hold onCheng Feng: „Big brother, calm, calm......”千夜赶紧上来拉住程峰:“大哥,冷静,冷静……”
The persistentunrestcausestoday'sclassalsonot to haveonto become, because ofCrowlerownreason, itselfcauses the curriculumto be dispensable.
持续的骚乱导致今天的课又没上成,不过因为克洛诺斯自己的原因,本身就导致课程就是可有可无的。
......
……At noon, inrooftop of doolieclassroom building.
中午,一年级新生教学楼的天台上。Hereis the special-purposeplace of Nipponanimationlead, is the finalturning over toplaces of variousgamblingdogs.
这里是霓虹动漫主角的专用场所,也是各种赌狗的最后归处。Threedejectedmen, are sittingin the cornereat the bread.
三个垂头丧气的男人,正坐在角落里啃面包。Thesethreecauses certainlyfujoshipopular angerchased downCheng Feng, Eiji that bringing the big brotherto be travellingChiyo that andis curledinexplicably.
这三位当然就是引起腐女众怒被追杀的程峰,带着大哥跑路的千夜和莫名被卷进来的瑛士。„ThereforewhyI must hidewithyouhere.”Eijibit a bread, is complainingreluctantly.
“所以说为什么我也要跟你们躲在这里。”瑛士咬了一口面包,无奈地抱怨着。„In the final analysisthismatterisyoucause, when the little darlingyourdojoLordisn't little good? Mustrush tohereto look formefor the wool.”SimilarlygnawsCheng Fengto flingto take a pot off the fireunrestrained/no trace of politeness.
“说到底这件事就是你引起的吧,乖乖当你的道场少主不好吗?为毛要跑到这里找我啊。”同样啃着程峰毫不客气地甩起锅来。Eijicold-ly snorted and said: „Did your fellow, beatme to runby luckonetime? Ido not permit the bastard, listenedtome, todaywasIlost, butmust a dayIprobablydecide a victory and defeatto comewithyou!”瑛士冷哼道:“你这家伙,侥幸击败了我一次就想跑吗?我可不允许啊混蛋,给我听好了,今天算是我输了,不过总要一天我要跟你分出个胜负来!”Himfervent, howeverthat sideCheng Fengis actually sighing with emotion: „, Thisyakisoba-panaccidentally/surprisinglydelicious.”
他这边慷慨激昂,然而那边的程峰却在感慨:“哦,这炒面面包意外地好吃啊。”„Yourthisscoundrel!” The Eijifirerubsto riseupward, „gets rid ofyousimplyhere, makingAiknow that whoishertrueElder Brother!”
“你这混账!”瑛士的火蹭蹭地往上涨,“干脆就在这里干掉你,让亚衣知道谁才是她真正的哥哥吧!”Hey, your younger sistercontrolled the exposition!
喂喂,你这个妹控暴露了哦!Cheng Fengis complainingat heart, on the mouthis relentless: „Youare nothertrueElder Brother, is only the righteousnessbrother.”程峰心里吐着槽,嘴上更是毫不留情:“你也不是她真正的哥哥,只是义兄而已吧。”Thisjumpssimplyrepeatedlyin the mine field, the Eijiinstantaneousviolentwalks: „Come, againduel!”
这简直就是在雷区反复蹦迪,瑛士瞬间暴走:“来吧,再决斗一场!”Chiyothisgluttonoriginalmouthstoppermustrouse the drum, heardthissayingto jumpimmediately: „WhenIdon't exist? To challenge the big brother, firstcrossesme!”千夜这个吃货本来嘴里塞得鼓鼓的,听到这话立刻蹦了起来:“当我不存在呢?想要挑战大哥,就先过我这一关!”„Good, Iget rid ofyou twotogether!”
“好啊,我就把你们两个一起干掉!”
......
……Threepeoplebickered for a halfhour, finally the nestreturns to the cornerto eat the breadagain.
三个人又斗嘴了半小时,最后再次窝回到角落里啃面包。„Saidyour younger sister?”Eatsis eating, Cheng Fengsuddenlythought.
“说起来你妹妹呢?”吃着吃着,程峰突然想了起来。„Yourthisfellow, is really keeping thinking aboutAi!”Eijialsohas the tendency that the violentwalks.
“你这家伙,果然在惦记着亚衣吧!”瑛士又有暴走的倾向。„Absolutelyno.” The Cheng Fengrighteousnessexpressionis guaranteeing, hedoes not wantto participate in the orthopedics.
“绝对没有。”程峰义正言辞地保证着,他可不想参与到骨科当中来。„Snort.”
“哼。”Eijicoldsnort/hum, saidfinally: „The dream of Ai was admitted toDuel Academy, butherpsychic force was quite disappointing, must therefore the self-tortureinhome.”瑛士冷哼一声,最后还是说道:“亚衣的梦想是考入决斗者学院,但她的精神力还比较差劲,所以必须要在家中苦修。”„Comescompared withme, the old manis more suitableto teach the matter in person of thisaspect, moreoverAiwas taken possessionby the elfall the year round, the background is also quiteoutstanding, it is estimated thatnext timewill recruit studentstimeshecantest.”
“比起我来,老头子更适合教人这方面的事情,而且亚衣长年被精灵附身,底子也是相当优秀的,估计下次招生的时候她就能考进来了。”„Roarroar-!”
“吼吼-!”Cheng Fengreveals a mother's married sisterto smile: „Thereforeyousharply the midwayis entering a school, is afraidmeto be calledSenpaiorSeniorbyAi?”程峰露出一副姨母笑:“所以你这么急着中途入学,是害怕我一个人被亚衣叫学长或者前辈吗?”Eijiquickly grasps the meaning of something, the eyekeeps on vacillatinginstantaneously: „What your youryouare saying, how is thismatterhowhowpossible?”瑛士一个激灵,眼睛瞬间游移不定:“你你你你在说什么呢,这种事情怎怎怎么可能?”In the meantime, suddenslight„”soundgets up, Cheng FengandChiyohave not cared, Eiji that butroams aboutyear to yearalonerespondedinstantaneously.
就在此时,突然一声细微的“咔嚓”声响起,程峰和千夜还没怎么在意,但常年独自流浪的瑛士却瞬间反应过来。„Whatperson?!”Heloudly shouts, suddenlyflings a carefulsilverchainsfrom the sleeve, draws a curvedirectly, injectsto the shadow of anothercorner.
“什么人?!”他大喝一声,突然从袖子里甩出一条细细的银色锁链,直接划出一个曲线,射入到另一个角落的阴影中。„damn!”
“我擦!”Cheng Fengwas startledat that time, oneselfcomeshouldbeYu-Gi-Oh! World, your vigorousskillwhat's the matter, Ido not rememberKing of Gamesissectionfightfeeds!程峰当时就惊了,自己来的应该是游戏王的世界吧,你这矫健的身手是怎么回事,我可不记得游戏王是部战斗番啊喂!Howeverthinks that the presidentcanwith a signcardstoppingrifle boltreed, the Yuseicrabrise the fistto have the miraclevigorously, Dartzcontrols the forces of natureto raise the dreadfulmonstrous wavesto overturn the ships of Firouzwhole family, the unknowndragon's head of greatlyevilgodcrotchtorchesto burn down the city......
不过想想社长能用一张牌卡住手枪机簧,游星蟹升拳大力出奇迹,达姿呼风唤雨掀起滔天巨浪弄翻拉菲鲁一家人的船只,大邪神胯下的不明龙头喷火烧毁城市……Cheng Feng: „......”程峰:“……”King of Gamesperhapsalso is really fight.游戏王说不定还真是一部战斗番。
The silverchains in Eijihandshakes, the formwill towdirectlytogether, looks at a mysteriousappearance of opposite partyblackwindproof coatblackceremonial hatblacksunglasses, does not knowalsothinks that isbreweryemployee who next doorConandSquareruns over.瑛士手中的银色锁链一抖,直接将一道身影拖了出来,看对方一身黑色风衣黑色礼帽黑色墨镜的神秘打扮,不知道的还以为是隔壁柯南片场跑过来的酒厂员工。Thisfellowby the right hand that inEijibinds, but alsocloselyis grasping a camera.
这家伙被瑛士绑住的右手中,还紧紧地握着一部相机。
......
……
After fiveminutes, thismysteriousblack-clothed personhat and sunglassescast off, impressivelyis the beforehandreporteryoung girl.
五分钟后,这个神秘的黑衣人帽子和墨镜被摘掉,赫然就是之前的记者少女。Shepartlykneelsto siton the groundat this time, was stopped upby the Cheng Fengthreepeoplein the corner, is very easyto remindaboutformale, whole bodyguy, bookplotand otherwords and expressions.
她此时半跪坐在地上,被程峰三人堵在角落里,很容易让人联想到左右为男、满身大汉、本子剧情等词语。
The Cheng Fengwhole face„well”character, has not thought that thisfellow was really also haunted by the ghost, hidescanbe foundbyherinrooftop.程峰满脸“井”字,没想到这家伙还真是阴魂不散,躲在天台都能被她找到。Heexhibits the signboardmodeling of dingcommander, preparesconfession extortion with torture.
他摆出碇司令的招牌造型,准备严刑逼供。„Name?”
“姓名?”
The young girlssaidanxiously: „KarenAtlas.”
少女紧张道:“卡莲・阿特拉斯。”„nani?!”Cheng Fengforgot the matter of confession extortion with tortureat that timeafter the brain, „Jackwhatperson is Atlasyour?”
“纳尼?!”程峰当时就把严刑逼供的事情忘在脑后,“杰克・阿特拉斯是你什么人?”Karenstillsaidanxiously: „That, thatlegendaryduellistismyancestorSir.”卡莲仍旧紧张道:“那,那位传奇决斗者是我的先祖大人。”„Un?!”Cheng Fenggoes forwardinstantaneously, both handsgriphershoulder, „who is the wife of yourancestor?”
“嗯?!”程峰瞬间上前,双手握住她的肩膀,“你先祖的妻子是谁?”„Ha?!” The Karenwhole facecompelsignorant.
“哈?!”卡莲满脸懵逼。„Big brotheralsoreallylikesaskingthisbewilderedquestion.”NearbyChiyois sighing with emotion, hewas askedthisissuefrom the beginning is also compelsignorant.
“大哥还真是喜欢问这种莫名其妙的问题啊。”一旁的千夜感慨着,他一开始被问到这问题也是懵逼的。Under the Cheng Fengbrilliantvision, Karensmallsound said: „Carly Carmine.”
在程峰灼灼的目光下,卡莲小声道:“卡莉渚。”„Ohhhhhhhh-!”
“ohhhhhhhh-!”
Under is in the glare of the public eye, Cheng Fengjumpsat the scenethreechi (0.33 m)high, inrooftopturning circlecircle.
众目睽睽之下,程峰当场一蹦三尺高,在天台转起了圈圈。Heonlywantsto jumpnowin the Shin Yoshidagrave mound, held high the CPflagto brandishagainprevious for three days and three nights!
他现在只想在吉田伸的坟头蹦迪,再高举CP大旗挥舞上三天三夜!Eijiempty the eyeis spitting the mortise: „Whatsicknessyouhaveinthatsuddenly, hasn't solved the presentmattera bit faster?”瑛士虚着眼睛吐槽道:“你在那突然发什么病啊,还不快点解决眼前的事情?”„-!”
“咳咳-!”Cheng Fenghurries a appearance of officeproper business: „Therefore, whichtypeyouphotograph surreptitiouslyourso manypictures to make.”程峰赶紧一副办正事的样子:“所以,你偷拍我们这么多照片是要闹哪样啊。”„Aha-”
“啊哈哈-”Karenis smilingawkwardly, the eyeballis rotatinghigh-speed, suddenlyactuallycannot thinkanythinggave a pretext.卡莲尴尬地笑着,眼球高速地转动着,一时间却也想不到什么借口。Chiyosaidseriously: „Big brother, what to do can thesepictures?”千夜严肃道:“大哥,这些照片要怎么办?”
The Cheng Fengbig handwields: „Naturallyerasescompletely, spreads unable to do well must make whatrumorto come.”程峰大手一挥:“当然是全部删掉,流传出去搞不好又要弄出什么谣言来。”„yamete!”Hearsthissaying, Karenwas not at that time calm.
“雅蠛蝶!”听到这话,卡莲当时就不淡定了。Howevershehas not gone forwardwith enough time, Eijiflings the silverchains: „Little darlinghere, wewill only delete the picture that youphotograph surreptitiouslydull, butotherwisedid not give back to you camera.”
然而她还没来得及上前,瑛士就把银色的锁链一甩:“乖乖呆在这里,我们只会删除掉你偷拍的照片,否则可就连相机都不还给你了。”KarenobviouslysomewhatdreadsabouticyEiji, kneltto siton the groundobedientlydoes not dareto speak.卡莲明显对冷冰冰瑛士有几分畏惧,乖乖地跪坐在地上不敢说话了。„-!”
“哦-!”In the meantime, Cheng FengandChiyovoiceopinions, inthiscamerabesidestheirthree, all kinds ofmale students.
就在此时,程峰和千夜发出一阵感叹,这相机里除了他们三个,还有各种各样的男生。Basicallyisonegroup of handsome menputs arms around shoulders, picture of talking and laughing merrily.
基本都是一群美男子勾肩搭背,谈笑风生的画面。Againsimply speaking, sees the personbasespoiled.
再简单来说,就是腐眼看人基。
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