YID :: Volume #9

#825: Ambitious Fat Tiger

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Sleep wakes up, is 10 : 00 am. 一觉醒来,已经是上午十点了。 Qin Lang very long has not rested the lie- , is mainly because last night fight was really makes him feel tired. The physical strength and True Qi consumption , the key is the consumption of spiritual energy, most consumes Mind. 秦朗已经很久没有睡过懒觉了,主要是因为昨晚的战斗实在是让他觉得困乏。体力和真气消耗也就罢了,关键是精神力的消耗,最是耗费心神。 spiritual energy consumption in excess, will create the stupor and even divine soul is damaged. 精神力消耗过甚,甚至会造成昏迷乃至神魂受损。 However, after getting out of bed, Qin Lang grasps together „crystal”, or is spirit stone, afterward then starts to transport the merit. Within a half hour, he was beaming and buoyant, not only True Qi and physical strength are abundant, spiritual energy also exceptionally full. 不过,起床之后,秦朗手握一块“水晶”,或者说是灵石,随后便开始运功。半个小时之后,他就已经神采奕奕了,不仅真气和体力充沛,精神力也异常地饱满。 But when Qin Lang transports the merit, Fat Tiger this guy also very much had the experience to stay on the shoulder of Qin Lang, went all out to absorb from the Qin Lang hand spirit stone transgression spiritual qi. 而就在秦朗运功的时候,胖虎这家伙也很有见识地呆在了秦朗的肩膀上,拼命地吸收从秦朗手中灵石逸出的灵气。 „It seems like this spirit stone as expected is the good thing.” Transported the merit to finish, Qin Lang hurried to tidy up spirit stone. Now, on Qin Lang also only along carries several spirit stone, other has given Old Poison Guy „taking care”. “看来这灵石果然是好东西啊。”运功完毕,秦朗赶忙将灵石收拾好。如今,秦朗身上也只随身携带几块灵石,其余的都交给了老毒物“保管”。 „Master, this spirit stone naturally was the good thing!” Fat Tiger said to Qin Lang with spiritual energy, „Spiritual Qi of Heaven and Earth, nourishes all living things, is not only many to the Martial Artist advantage, has many advantage to various strange beast practice.” “主人,这灵石当然是好东西了！”胖虎用精神力向秦朗道,“天地灵气,滋养万物,不仅对习武者好处多多,对各类异兽的修行也有诸多好处。” „That Variant Insect?” Qin Lang has thought of Blood Mantis and Saint Mark Beetle. “那异虫呢？”秦朗想到了血螳螂和圣痕甲虫。 „Variant Insect? Do the Masters have Variant Insect?” Fat Tiger is astonished saying that „I heard Variant Insect is more difficult than to seek strange beast, because the Beast life is longer, but the life of insect is very short, even is the short life, therefore is very difficult to open Spiritual Intelligence.” “异虫？主人还有异虫？”胖虎讶道,“我听说异虫比异兽更加难寻,因为野兽的寿命更长,而虫子的寿命都很短暂,甚至是朝生暮死,所以很难开启灵智。” „Well...... Your this old cat experience are many.” Qin Lang is astonished to say. “咦……你这老猫见识不少啊。”秦朗讶道。 „Was open about the facts the Master you saying that after I opened Spiritual Intelligence, the intelligence should be higher than the average person. Before stayed in the mountains and plains, nothing experience. However, over the two days followed the Master to enter the city, although air muddy and disadvantageous practice, but can actually contact the much knowledge. Moreover, I do not need to sleep for a long time, therefore I will read and watch the television in the evening, learns the human knowledge” “不瞒主人您说,我开启灵智之后,智力应该比普通人更高。只是,以前呆在山野之中,没什么见识而已。不过,这两天跟随主人进入了城市,虽然空气混浊、不利修行,但是却能接触到很多知识。而且,我不需要长时间睡觉,所以晚上我会看书、看电视,从中学到人类的知识” „Wait/Etc.!” Hears here, Qin Lang is similar to daytime damn same is staring at Fat Tiger, „what you said that do you read? Watches the television?” “等等！”听到这里,秦朗如同白日见鬼一样盯着胖虎,“你说什么,你看书？看电视？” In the middle of the brain of Qin Lang, appears strange: Time of quiet time, gigantic leopard cat squats to sit on the sofa, the claw skirt-width the remote control, is dodging the green light eyeglasses to stare at the television screen. 秦朗的脑子当中,浮现出诡异的一幕:夜深人静的时候,一只硕大的狸猫蹲坐在沙发上,爪子下摆着遥控器,闪着绿光的眼镜盯着电视屏幕。 Although, winds also some interest videos to watch the television about the cat, but Qin Lang thinks that cat looked the television is curious, to them, looked that the television and get lost/rolls the yarn to be similar, will not come up from the television absolutely really the study knowledge. However, the Fat Tiger behavior has obviously surpassed the estimate of Qin Lang. 虽然,络上也有一些趣味视频是关于猫看电视的,但秦朗认为猫儿看电视只是好奇,对它们来说,看电视和滚毛线都差不多,绝对不会真的从电视上去学习知识。但是,胖虎的行为显然超出了秦朗的估计。 Let alone, this guy will read unexpectedly also! 更何况,这厮居然还会看书！ „Are you literate?” Has gawked after the half of the day, Qin Lang suppresses such a few words. “你认字？”愣了半天之后,秦朗才憋出这么一句话。 „Master, in the mountains and plains, I learned being literate, even knew including Manchurian .” Learned of this old leopard cat, made Qin Lang somewhat blush with shame simply. “主人,在山野之中的时候,我就学会了识字,甚至连满文都认识。”这老狸猫的博学,简直让秦朗都有些汗颜了。 No wonder after the legend animal obtains enlightenment, will become „monster”, this only leopard cat also will really be some monsters. 难怪传说动物得道之后会成“妖怪”,这只狸猫还真是有些妖怪。 „Good, good good.” Qin Lang nods, forcing oneself to be calm. He thinks Fat Tiger is only a high-level glutton, who knows that this glutton suddenly unexpectedly became learned, this made Qin Lang have to know one. “好,不错不错。”秦朗点头,强迫自己镇定下来。他本来以为胖虎只是一只高级吃货,谁知道这个吃货忽然间居然变得博学了,这就让秦朗不得不重新认识一番了。 „Master, you do not use strangely, our leopard cat clan was very intelligent, some old leopard cat even inborn can use the spiritual energy Hypnosis prey and servant prey, let alone I opened Spiritual Intelligence. However the Master felt relieved, I will be definitely loyal and devoted to the Master.” Fat Tiger continually the flatter can pat now. “主人,您也不用奇怪,我们狸猫一族本来就很聪明,一些老狸猫甚至天生就能用精神力催眠猎物、奴仆猎物,何况我已经开启灵智。但是主人放心,我必然会对主人忠心耿耿的。”胖虎现在连马屁都会拍了。 „Why? Weren't you must before wholeheartedly finally your original Master?” Qin Lang is not easy to be swindled. “为何？你之前不是一心一意要终于你原来的主人么？”秦朗可没那么容易上当。 „Daoist Qianqiu, although is fierce, but I in his eyes, but is only not worthy of mentioning chess piece. If not the Master rescues, I can only stay in the mountain give him to guard Formation, is very senseless. Moreover, in the city also has the fish and food of so many delicacy, where is in the mountain may compare.” It seems like that swayed back and forth for several days in the bustling place, Fat Tiger this guy could not find the east, west, south, and north. “千秋真人虽然厉害,但是我在他眼中,不过只是微不足道的棋子而已。如果不是主人解救,我只能一直呆在山中给他看守阵法,实在无趣得很。而且,城市中还有如此多美味的鱼类和食物,哪里是山中可比。”看来,不过在红尘中打滚了几天,胖虎这家伙就找不到东西南北了。 Qin Lang has not replied, Fat Tiger this guy then also said: „Last night, I also the balcony of Master neighbor family/home, that white cat is really attractive” 秦朗还未答话,胖虎这厮接着又道:“昨夜,我还去了主人邻居家的阳台,那一只白色的猫儿真是漂亮” „Anything, you went to the balcony of next-door neighbor family/home, that ‚Janjira’ was given that anything sloppy by you, no wonder yesterday evening had not heard cat called spring!” Listened to this saying, a Qin Lang cannot help palm of the hand to pull out Fat Tiger flies. “什么,你去了隔壁邻居家的阳台,那一只‘金吉拉’是不是被你给那啥了草,难怪昨天晚上没有听见猫叫春了！”听了这话,秦朗忍不住一巴掌将胖虎抽飞了。 This **, does not know that yesterday evening peeped the color of television. Sentiment channel, otherwise so to move how restlessly, unexpectedly Janjira cat of next-door neighbor family/home to fork fork circle. However, this is also good, this Janjira called spring, does the Qin Lang whole families not to be peaceful every night. Now was good, Fat Tiger has also solved a trouble for him. 这一只**,不知道昨天晚上是不是偷看了电视的色.情频道,否则怎么会如此躁动,居然把隔壁邻居家的金吉拉猫儿给叉叉圈圈了。不过,这样也好,这一只金吉拉每天晚上都叫春,搞得秦朗一家人都不安宁。现在好了,胖虎也算是替他解决了一个麻烦。 This Fat Tiger probably also too „evildoer/monstrous talent”. 只是,这胖虎好像也太“妖孽”了吧。 „Master, is not good! Your beetle is eating spirit stone!” When Qin Lang is shocking, Fat Tiger „screams” resound in the middle of the brain of Qin Lang. “主人,不好！你的甲虫在吃灵石！”就在秦朗震惊的时候,胖虎的“惊呼声”在秦朗的脑子当中响起。 Lowers the head looked, making a Qin Lang more shocking matter occur: Saint Mark Beetle was gnawing spirit stone unexpectedly! 低头一看,让秦朗更加震惊的事情发生了:圣痕甲虫居然在啃噬灵石！ Although the speed is not quick, is similar to the silkworm is spring same, but this Saint Mark Beetle indeed is gnawing. But Blood Mantis, then stays on spirit stone, as if started to derive Spiritual Qi of Heaven and Earth from spirit stone. 虽然速度不是很快,如同春蚕一样,但是这圣痕甲虫的确是在啃噬。而血螳螂,则呆在灵石上面,似乎已经开始从灵石上汲取天地灵气了。 „Does not use in great surprise mobs.” Although spirit stone is the treasure, but Blood Mantis and Saint Mark Beetle are the Qin Lang treasure, therefore they must eat spirit stone, Qin Lang will not think to regret. Moreover Qin Lang can affirm, if spirit stone is useful to them, then means that Blood Mantis and Saint Mark Beetle might will be increased once again. “不用大惊小怪。”虽然灵石是宝贝,但血螳螂和圣痕甲虫更是秦朗的宝贝,所以它们就算是要将灵石吃了,秦朗也不会觉得惋惜。而且秦朗可以肯定,如果灵石对它们有用的话,那么意味着血螳螂和圣痕甲虫的威力将会再度提升。 Therefore, Qin Lang simply has placed together with spirit stone Saint Mark Beetle and Blood Mantis, loses in Ten Thousand Poison Bag. 所以,秦朗干脆将圣痕甲虫、血螳螂连同灵石放在了一起,丢在万毒囊中。 Sees Qin Lang so „spoiling” spirit stone, Fat Tiger as if felt that was a pity very much: „Master, is only the insect, even if they are Variant Insect, is only the insect, where fierce to does not go.” 见秦朗如此“糟蹋”灵石,胖虎似乎感到很可惜:“主人,只是虫子而已,就算是它们是异虫,也只是虫子而已,厉害不到哪里去的。” „You are not knowing!” Qin Lang snort/hum, „big, has not represented certainly is powerful, the dike of thousand li (500 km) bursts in the ant nest forget about it, does the father do these many with your this stupid cat. Although you now intelligent many, but best not to play before me intelligently, otherwise I same can kill you.” “你知道个屁！”秦朗哼了一声,“个头大,并不代表就一定强悍,正所谓千里之堤溃于蚁穴算了,老子跟你这一只蠢猫将这么多干嘛。虽然你现在聪明了不少,不过最好别在我面前耍聪明,否则我一样可以弄死你。” „Master, I pledged that will not betray your!” leopard cat can also vow solemnly that unexpectedly holds up the claw, this makes Qin Lang think that this world was too absurd, his Lifeform study knowledge seems to be insufficient. “主人,我发誓不会背叛你的！”一只狸猫居然也能信誓旦旦地举起爪子,这让秦朗觉得这个世界太荒唐了,他的生物学知识似乎不够用了。 However, Qin Lang does not know that the pledge of cat is whether credible, what rejoices was this cat has taken his Poison Pill, therefore Qin Lang can also control it: „Fat Tiger, since you like the noise bustling place so much, likes going to gang up with cat of neighbor family/home, and you pledged that must be loyal to me, I for the time being believe you. You told me, what did you have to request?” 不过,秦朗不知道猫的誓言是否可信,庆幸的是这一只猫服了他的毒丸,所以秦朗还能掌控它:“胖虎,既然你这么喜欢喧嚣红尘,喜欢去勾搭邻居家的猫儿,并且你发誓要忠于我,我就姑且相信你。只是,你告诉我,你有什么要求？” „I hope that the Master helps my practice. In addition request, Master whether to make me command your strange beast and Variant Insect, gives me Poison Slave to urge for me again, that Suo Lang Lama line......” “我希望主人帮助我修行。另外还有一个要求,主人可否让我统帅你的异兽和异虫,还有,再给我一个毒奴供我驱使,就那个索朗喇嘛就行……” „......” “……”
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