YID :: Volume #1

#8: Gives you a lesson


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Teacher Tao, making you eat meal to here, was really feel wronged you.” After sitting down, Sun Bo has given Tao Ruoxiang the menu, likes any anything.” 陶老师,让你到这里吃饭,真是委屈你了。”坐下之后,孙博将菜单递给了陶若香,“喜欢什么就点什么吧。” The Tao Ruoxiang light pressed black eyebrow coloring eyebrow, heart said that Qin Lang said right, this Sun Bo also is really somewhat artificial, does not have a plain meal, anything feel wronged. Tao Ruoxiang does not want with the Sun Bo multi- waste of breath, to order several dishes directly, then prepares to give the server Little Sister the menu. 陶若香轻蹙黛眉,心说秦朗说得没错,这个孙博还真是有些矫情,不就是吃一顿便饭而已,什么委屈委屈的。陶若香也不想跟孙博多费唇舌,直接点了几个菜,然后准备将菜单递给服务生小妹。 That anything...... Teacher Sun, I did not have.” Qin Lang this guy is impolite. “那啥……孙老师,我还没点呢。”秦朗家伙可是一点都不客气。 The Sun Bo heart said that mother's you are one dine, had to eat for free to eat was good, you had the qualifications of ordering food! However looks that Qin Lang extended to take the menu the hand, Sun Bo also can only give him the menu, smiled lightly: Little Qin, knows when to stop, I richly pay certainly, is only cannot the lang fee/spent grain!” 孙博心说妈的你就是一个来蹭饭的,有白食吃就不错了,你有点菜的资格么!但是看着秦朗将手伸出来拿菜单,孙博也只能将菜单给了他,淡淡一笑:“小秦,适可而止,我当然有钱埋单,只是不能lang费粮食哦!” Nearby Little Sister despised looked at Sun Bo one, the heart said that guy of this attire calf was really can install especially, suit and dress shoes and linseed water glare place, passing through the gate called that wanted entire private room, but also thinks that the rich landlord, has not thought others guests must order several dishes not to be good, but also made any lang fee/spent grain the slogan, was installs seriously, your he. The mother must save the grain, you treat at home, but also under what inn and pendulum what spectrum? 一旁的小妹鄙夷地看了孙博一眼,心说这装犊子的家伙真是特能装,一身西装革履、油麻水光地,进门就吆喝要整个雅间,还以为多有钱地主,没想到人家客人要多点几个菜都不行,还打出什么lang费粮食的口号,当真是装得可以,你他.妈要节约粮食,你在家里请客啊,还下什么馆子、摆什么谱呢? However Qin Lang may not have with the Sun Bo polite plan, smiling reads the menu: Feels relieved Teacher Sun, our these youngster, the appetite is very good! Younger sister, adds a black-boned chicken hot pot to us again, old duck soup, steams the perch! The chicken duck wants the local product, do not put in order to raise the glassware!” 但是秦朗可没有跟孙博客气的打算,一脸微笑地看着菜单:“放心孙老师,我们这些年轻人,胃口好得很!妹儿,再给我们加一个乌鸡煲,一个老鸭汤,一个清蒸鲈鱼!鸡鸭都要土货,别整饲料货!” In this restaurant, these three dishes are the upscale dishes. It looks like in Qin Lang, is Sun Bo gives money in any case, does not butcher does not butcher white/in vain. 在这种饭馆里面,这三样菜已经算是高档菜品了。在秦朗看来,反正是孙博给钱,不宰白不宰。 Felt relieved, percentage hundred place local products!” Younger sister said, actually she clearest such restaurant is impossible to use the genuine local product, so-called local product, but laughs uproariously, is used to raise the price to butcher the guest. “放心好了,百分百地土货!”妹儿笑着说,其实她最清楚这样的饭馆不可能用上真正的土货,所谓的土货,不过是噱头,用来提价宰客的。 Although Sun Bo has despised Qin Lang, but will not care at his income spends 200-300 yuan, he knows that Qin Lang is doing with him intentionally right, therefore he cannot make Qin Lang prevail, at least cannot display in front of Tao Ruoxiang. However Sun Bo is not simple, his brain revolution, thinks immediately the means that makes Qin Lang lose face, he smilingly said to Qin Lang: Little Qin, the air/Qi was somewhat hot on this day, otherwise drinks two bottles of iced beers?” 孙博虽然恨透了秦朗,但是以他的收入也不会在乎多花两三百元钱,他知道秦朗是故意在跟他做对,所以他不能让秦朗得逞,至少不能在陶若香面前表现出来。不过孙博也不简单,他脑子一转,立即想到一个让秦朗出丑的办法,他笑眯眯地向秦朗说:“小秦,这天气已经有些热了,要不然喝两瓶冰镇啤酒?” Drinks...... This is not quite good?” Qin Lang persuasive words rejection. “喝酒……这个不太好吧?”秦朗婉言拒绝。 Yes, Qin Lang after all student.” Tao Ruoxiang is also Qin Lang speaks. “是啊,秦朗毕竟还是学生。”陶若香也为秦朗说话。 Teacher Tao, you later were Teacher Class Teacher to be clear. Middle School Student like Little Qin, who has not drunk in private, let alone is the beer, even if the red wine and white liquor, only feared that they drank are too much. Right, Little Qin?” Sun Bo tried to tempt Qin Lang to be swindled, in any case, should shouted once two bottles of beer, the nothing issue?” 陶老师,你以后当了班主任老师就清楚了。像小秦这样的中学生,谁没私下喝过酒呢,别说是啤酒,就算是红酒、白酒,只怕他们都喝过不少了。对吧,小秦?”孙博试图引诱秦朗上当,“反正,喝一两瓶啤酒,应该没什么问题吧?” Sun Bo is one „the alcohol test the teacher, the alcohol capacity is quite good, therefore he wants with going all out this way makes Qin Lang lose face. In his opinion, Qin Lang such Youngster warm-blooded impulsion, can stir up them to be swindled in a few words, drinks in a complete mess. 孙博是一位“酒精考验”过的老师,酒量相当不错,所以他想要用拼命这种方式让秦朗出丑。在他看来,秦朗这样的年青人热血冲动,三言两语就可以激得他们上当,喝得一塌糊涂。 In front of Tao Ruoxiang, Qin Lang is not good to lie, the nod said: Yes, before has drunk. However Teacher Sun, my alcohol capacity is not good, most on the shouted once bottle.” 陶若香面前,秦朗也不好撒谎,点头说:“是,以前喝过一点。不过孙老师,我的酒量可不行,最多就喝一瓶啊。” Ok, that first comes two bottles to ice beer Bar.” Sun Bo said to the server Little Sister, heart secretly rejoices. So long as Qin Lang started to drink, he has the means to drink to turn puts together the liquor, then waited for Qin Lang to keel over drunk in his under foot, spat in a complete mess, was similar to the mud is the same. “行,那就先来两瓶冰镇啤酒吧。”孙博向服务生小妹说道,心头暗喜。只要秦朗开始喝酒了,他就有办法将喝酒变成拼酒,然后等着秦朗醉倒在他的脚下,吐得一塌糊涂,如同烂泥一样。 Comes three bottles.” Tao Ruoxiang opens the mouth once more, she sees Qin Lang and Sun Bo visits her with the surprise vision, smiles lightly, does not have the law to stipulate that said the woman can't drink Bar?” “来三瓶吧。”陶若香再次开口,她见秦朗孙博都用诧异地目光看着她,淡淡一笑,“没有法律规定说女士不能喝酒吧?” The food and wine gets ready quickly, arrived Sun Bo awareness to own display opportunity, he holds up the big drinking glass to say to Qin Lang: Little Qin, actually my also at the worst how old are you, since study the outside the school surface, you called my Sun elder brother or the name. Come, is eating meal for today fortunately together, we do one cup first!” 酒菜很快备齐,孙博意识到自己的发挥机会到了,他举起大玻璃杯向秦朗说道:“小秦,其实我也大不了你几岁,既然是在学校外面,你叫我孙哥或者名字都可以。来,为了今天有幸在一起吃饭,我们先干一杯!” Sun Bo raises head, has drunk beer in the drinking glass upside down. 孙博一仰头,一口就将玻璃杯中的啤酒喝了个底朝天。 Since Sun Bo has done to first respect, Qin Lang also cannot certainly do without indicating, will otherwise be looked down upon. Therefore, Qin Lang has also done, then said to Sun Bo: Teacher Sun, my this alcohol capacity is not good, first eats the mouth dish.” 孙博既然已经先干为敬了,秦朗当然也不能没有表示,否则就会被人看不起。于是,秦朗也一口干了,然后向孙博说:“孙老师,我这酒量不行,先吃口菜吧。” This is Qin Lang is showing weakness intentionally. 这是秦朗在故意示弱。 Little Qin, your this may not be right, when my this elder brother respected your one cup, cannot you do without the point expressing?” Sun Bo did not plan obviously to the opportunity that Qin Lang pants for breath, the heart said your Brat waits to lie down. 小秦,你这样可就不对了哦,我这当哥的已经敬了你一杯,你不能没点表示吧?”孙博显然不打算给秦朗喘息的机会,心说你小子就等着躺下吧。 That line, Teacher Sun I respect you!” Qin Lang raises glass once again. “那行,孙老师我敬你!”秦朗再度举杯。 Come! On the liquor table does not divide teachers and students rank, only then Brother, has done this cup!” A Sun Bo straightforwardness. “来!酒桌上不分师生辈分,只有兄弟,干了这杯!”孙博一身豪爽。 One bottle of beer, most can three drinking glasses, two cups get into the stomach but actually, was equal to drinking the most bottle. As alcohol has tested the expert, Sun Bo knows that must make Qin Lang drop down rapidly, the best means are to let him empty the belly to drink, such alcohol will be absorbed by the body quickly, then keeled over drunk rapidly. 一瓶啤酒,最多能倒三玻璃杯,两杯下肚,就等于喝了大半瓶。作为酒精考验过的老手,孙博知道要让秦朗迅速倒下,最好的办法就是让他空着肚子喝,这样酒精很快就会被身体吸收,然后迅速醉倒。 Little Qin, this third cup of we accompany Teacher Tao to drink, cannot consider only us to drink, dries in the sun Teacher Tao in one side?” Sun Bo once again take action, moreover does not give the Qin Lang rejection completely the reason. 小秦,这第三杯我们陪陶老师喝,不能只顾我们喝酒,将陶老师晾在一边吧?”孙博再度出手,而且完全不给秦朗拒绝的理由。 Grandson...... Teacher, this cup of getting down, I really am not good.” Qin Lang thinks of already extremely the appearance of potency of alcohol. “孙……老师,这杯下去,我就真的不行了。”秦朗装着已经不胜酒力的样子。 Sun Bo likes secretly, in the mouth said: Young, how can say that I cannot envy your youngster good, has the vitality, to have the impulse, any matter does not fear, cheers for the youth!” 孙博暗暗欢喜,口中却说:“年纪轻轻,怎么能说不行呢,我可羡慕你们这些年轻人了,有朝气、有冲劲,什么事情都不怕来,为了青春干杯!” At this time, did not need Sun Bo to tell, the server Little Sister had already raised box beer to them by. The matter of this type of spelling liquor, she was commonly seen. 这种时候,不用孙博吩咐,服务生小妹早就已经提了一箱子啤酒到他们旁边。这种拼酒的事情,她已经是司空见惯了。 Was almost good, Qin Lang must study a while.” Tao Ruoxiang is not really cruel enough to look at Qin Lang to lose face. “差不多就行了,秦朗等会儿还得去学习呢。”陶若香实在不忍心看秦朗出丑。 I looked that the Little Qin alcohol capacity is good, Ruoxiang should not be worried, Youngster is healthy, can drink!” Sun Bo haha smiles, is actually dagger hidden in smiles, depending on his experience, Qin Lang should be drunk, but his oneself will not have realized, is very easy to ride the drinking desire to continue to drink, until keeling over drunk. “我看小秦酒量不错嘛,若香你就不要担心了,年青人身体好,能喝酒!”孙博哈哈笑着,却是笑里藏刀,凭他的经验,秦朗应该已经微醉了,但是其本人还不会察觉到,很容易乘着酒兴继续喝下去,直到醉倒。 Yes...... Grandson...... Sun Bo, our two Brother first drinking, must drink!” “是……孙……孙博,我们两兄弟第一次喝酒,一定要喝好!” Qin Lang rides drinking desire to call the Sun Bo name directly, this makes Sun Bo not be feeling well very much, but before , was he said that did not have the teachers and students rank to come on the liquor table, naturally was not good to blame Qin Lang, moreover Qin Lang put together the liquor with him, has been just right for the Sun Bo regard. 秦朗“乘着酒兴”直接叫孙博的名字,这让孙博很不爽,但之前是他自己说在酒桌上面没有师生辈分来着,当然也不好责怪秦朗,而且秦朗跟他拼酒,正合了孙博的心意。 Or, Sun Bo...... Do we blow with the jar directly?” Qin Lang proposed. “要不,孙博……我们直接拿瓶子吹?”秦朗提议说。 Good! ~ this is Youngster!” Sun Bo haha smiles, Qin Lang was so easy to be swindled, he wished for earnestly, but the smiling face on Sun Bo face actually quickly coagulated, because he saw makes he felt unreliably imaginary one: “好!~这才是年青人!”孙博哈哈笑着,秦朗这么容易上当,他可是求之不得呢,但是孙博脸上的笑容却很快凝固了,因为他看到了令他感觉“玄幻”的一幕: Sees only Qin Lang one with one bottle of beer, locates one group in the bottle manhole the thumb, immediately heard „” two, the beer bottle cover to fly accordingly. Sun Bo sees has opened the pattern of beer bottle, but such as Qin Lang is so pure by the strength of thumb skids the flying bottle cap, this big strength! 只见秦朗一手拿一瓶啤酒,将拇指在瓶盖口处一拨,顿时听见“啪啪”两声,啤酒瓶盖子应声飞了出去。孙博见过很多开啤酒瓶的花样,但是如秦朗这般单纯以拇指的力量撬飞瓶盖,这得多大的力量啊!
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