YID :: Volume #4

#307: The dream vanishes

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„Since does the logistics such to have worth doing, how you simply don't turn into the office work from the field personnel?” Qin Lang teased. “既然搞后勤这么有搞头,你怎么不干脆从外勤变成内勤呢？”秦朗打趣道。 „Oh! To be honest, does the office work not to be easy. You know that our Tang Sect does the logistics, besides these run about, is the person of high IQ and high school record, these guy are not the communication expert is the computer experts, otherwise is the actuary and accountant and so on. In brief a few words, these people do not handle the matter in Tang Sect, they can definitely attain the high wage in any large company! But I, my result was too bad, can only do these not to have the field assignments of technique content!” “唉！说实话,搞内勤也不容易啊。你知道咱们唐门搞后勤的,除了那些跑腿的之外,全都是高智商、高学历的人,这些家伙不是通讯专家就是电脑专家,要不然就是精算师、会计师之类的。总之一句话,这些人就算是不在唐门做事情,他们都完全可以在任何一家大型公司拿到高薪水的！而我,我成绩太差了,只能搞这些没技术含量的外勤任务了！” Tang San self-ridicules smiled, „naturally, I also grumble, in fact I quite like the dry field assignments, but that help/gang does guy of office work, actually also very envies our, why do you know not?” 唐三自嘲地笑了笑,“当然,我也只是发发牢骚而已,实际上我还是比较喜欢干外勤任务,而那帮搞内勤的家伙,其实也挺羡慕我们的,你知道为啥不？” „How I know. However, I am somewhat curious.” Qin Lang said. “我怎么知道。不过,我有些好奇。”秦朗说。 Tang San somewhat happily flings hair: „Because of Assassin of our these high field personnel, is bigger to the attraction of woman, but dwelling male who that help/gang does the office work, is very difficult arriving at Tang Sect Assassin Beauty was right, the truth told you, in our Assassin, many Beauty oh, but these Beauty were not the person who these did the office work vanquishes.” 唐三有些得意地一甩头发:“因为我们这些高外勤的杀手,对女人的吸引力更大,而那帮搞内勤的宅男,是很难把到唐门的杀手美女的对了,实话告诉你,我们杀手界之中,有很多美女的噢,不过这些美女可不是那些搞内勤的人降伏得住的。” „Assassin Beauty how?” About this issue, Qin Lang is also curious. “杀手界的美女多么？”关于这个问题,秦朗也非常好奇。 „Naturally were many!” Tang San definitely said, „you do know the reason?” “当然多了！”唐三肯定地说,“你知道原因么？” „Hope hears Qixiang.” “愿闻其详。” „Because of as the woman, must become Assassin, must have the good figure, because the build extremely fat woman is very difficult becomes Assassin, because moves about with difficulty. Moreover, a good method, is the female Assassin weapon, can let many men, when confuses divine soul to invert is killed by her. Also, Assassin pretty woman are many , because the pretty woman is often proud even is the narcissism, therefore they hope to prove oneself ability in this way.” Tang San so said that „what kind , weren't you now also very excited? Wanted to work as full-time Assassin? Envied to envy me?” “因为作为女人,要成为一个杀手,必然要有好身段,因为体形臃肿的女人是很难成为杀手的,因为行动不便嘛。另外,一个好的手段,也是女杀手的武器,可以让很多男人在迷得神魂颠倒的时候被她杀死。还有,杀手界的漂亮女人多,是因为漂亮女人往往都很自负甚至是自恋,所以她们希望通过这种方式来证明自己的能力。”唐三如此解释说,“怎么样,你现在还不是很心动了？是不是想要当一个专职杀手了？是不是羡慕嫉妒我了？” „Tang San Student, I only asked that your issue, please honestly tell me you is also old Assassin, since Assassin Beauty these many, you did blend several successfully?” Qin Lang asked a substantively question. “唐三同学,我只问你一个问题,请你诚实地告诉我你也算是一个老杀手了,既然杀手界的美女这么多,请问你成功地勾兑了几个呢？”秦朗问了一个实质性地问题。 This issue seriously Tang San perplexing, him has suppressed good to cough several: „This...... About this issue, related to the personal privacy, I replied.” 这个问题当真是把唐三给难住了,他憋了好一阵才干咳了几声:“这个……关于这个问题,涉及到个人隐私,我就回答了。” „Cannot think, you are beginning small of Assassin male.” Qin Lang laughs, lays bare the secret. “想不到,你还是杀手界的小初男。”秦朗哈哈一笑,一语道破天机。 Tang San snort/hum, said discontentedly: „Actually, I had the opportunity, moreover opportunity also more than once. Just, I have keen eyesight in top/withstand, disdains in the quality of commonplace. You have a look, I such graceful Assassin, how possibly easily gives ordinary goods the young lad body, right?” 唐三哼了一声,不满地说:“其实,我本来是有机会的,而且机会还不止一次。只不过,我这个人眼高于顶,不屑于等闲的成色。你看看,我这么帅的杀手,怎么可能轻易把童子身交给一个普通货色,对吧？” „Tang San, I acknowledged that you are very graceful. However, you must acknowledge, your attraction to the woman was far from you saying was so big. At least, to the attraction of pretty woman is insufficient.” Qin Lang was saying calmly, actually center Tang San Student sore spot. “唐三,我承认你很帅。但是,你也必须承认,你对女人的吸引力远远没有你所说的那么大。至少,对漂亮女人的吸引力还是不够的。”秦朗平静地说着,却正中唐三同学的痛处。 Tang San listened to Qin Lang this saying, was unassailable, to say worried: „Does not know that these attractive female Assassin were the eye was blind, unexpectedly to be how aloof to a I so super charming Assassin elder brother! Qin Lang, did you say?” 唐三听了秦朗这话,却无可反驳,气闷地说:“也不知道那些漂亮的女杀手是不是眼睛瞎了,怎么对着我这么一个超级帅气的杀手哥居然无动于衷呢！秦朗,你说是不是啊？” „Obviously is not.” Qin Lang analyzes tranquilly, „I said Tang San Student, these Assassin love matters that you said that should be others tells you? True attractive female Assassin, actually do you bump into how many?” “显然不是。”秦朗平静地分析,“我说唐三同学,你所说的这些杀手风流韵事,应该都是别人告诉你的吧？真正漂亮的女杀手,你究竟碰到多少？” „This...... How do you know?” Tang San asked that „I listened to many same side saying that they met much super have met colorfully, moreover these female Assassin not only attractive, but also opened, often after each other came the electricity, that night rushes to five Luxury Hotel directly, was engages in fierce battle inevitably entire one in the evening. Arrived after morning, sleep wakes up, Beauty in the side, a night of fervor and neat, that is not quite crisp! Therefore , Beauty of Assassin, really made one yearn!” “这个……你怎么知道？”唐三问道,“我听不少同门说过,他们都遇到了不少超级艳遇呢,而且那些女杀手不仅漂亮,而且非常地开放,往往都是彼此来电之后,当夜直接就奔五星级酒店,然后必然是鏖战整整一晚上。到了早上之后,一觉醒来,美女已经不在身边,一夜激情、干净利落,那是相当地爽呢！所以说,杀手界的美女,真是令人向往！” „Therefore...... Did you believe?” Qin Lang snorts contemptuously, „I discovered that your occupation Assassin also are really pitiful, such obvious story fraud, can't you look?” “所以……你就相信了？”秦朗嗤之以鼻,“我发现你们这些职业杀手也真是可悲啊,这么明显的故事骗局,你都看不出来？” „Fraud?” The Tang San doubts look at Qin Lang, as if Qin Lang this saying pierced his innermost feelings happy fantasy bubble. “骗局？”唐三疑惑地看着秦朗,似乎秦朗这话戳穿了他内心美好的幻想泡沫。 „Outstandingly beautiful Beauty, ***, engages in fierce battle one in the evening, a night of Jujiro...... Excuse me, this story is each skirt silk male and dwelling male has thought matter, what change is only the status, do not think that pastes on a Assassin status, the romantic degree of this story will promote many. You think to look carefully, all your has listened to collection of stories, then removes ‚Assassin’ this to cultivate the excuse, you will discover the original these stories how pale, how evil, how nihility!” Student Qin Lang has destroyed the Tang San heart fond dream heartlessly. “绝色美女,***,鏖战一晚上,一夜十次郎……拜托,这种故事是每一个屌丝男、宅男都想过的事情,变化的只是身份而已,别以为贴上么一个杀手的身份,这个故事的浪漫程度就会提升许多。你仔细想想看,把你所有听过的故事集中起来,然后去掉‘杀手’这个修饰词,你就会发现原来这些故事是多么地苍白,多么地恶俗,多么地虚无！”秦朗同学无情地打碎了唐三心头美梦。 Tang San felt that worried, he wants to refute to these words that Qin Lang spoke very much, but Qin Lang these words by no means are unfortunately unreasonable, listened to a Qin Lang such saying carefully, he also suspected before , has listened to many stories fabricated. 唐三感到一阵气闷,他很想对秦朗所说的这一番话进行反驳,但可惜的是秦朗这番话并非没有道理,仔细听秦朗这么一说,他也怀疑以前所听过的很多故事都是杜撰出来的。 „You think to look again, want into Assassin, needs to make many efforts, how undergoes to train brutally. If outstandingly beautiful Beauty, she can be willing to place under the hot sun to roast the white and tender skin roasts? She can want to kill people to endure the hardships of fieldwork and rest in the trash mud? Will she be added scabs one after another by the tender and delicate flesh because of Slaughter really? I did not mean that Assassin does not have Beauty, but said that is Assassin really has Beauty, the quantity are not definitely many. If not the brain has the issue, or the psychology has the issue, or two side both have Beauty of issue, who is willing to make Assassin this trade. You said that Tang San Student?” The Qin Lang edge is always sharp, Tang San Student can only look at the heart that outstandingly beautiful Beauty Assassin image helplessly under the venomous tongue attack of Qin Lang torn to pieces. “你再想想看,想要成为一个杀手,需要付出多少心血,经受怎样残酷地训练。如果是一个绝色美女,她会愿意将自己白嫩的皮肤放在烈日下炙烤么？她会愿意为了杀人餐风饮露、睡在垃圾烂泥中么？她真的会让自己娇嫩的肌肤因为杀戮而平添一道一道的伤疤么？我不是说杀手界没有美女,而是说就算是杀手界真的有美女,数量肯定也不多。如果不是脑子有问题,或者心理有问题,又或者两方面都有问题的美女,谁愿意来做杀手这个行当啊。你说是吧,唐三同学？”秦朗的词锋一向非常犀利,唐三同学只能眼睁睁地看着心头那个绝色美女杀手的形象在秦朗的毒舌进攻下支离破碎。 „Qin Lang, you have destroyed in my dream the sweetheart!” A moment later, Tang San said depressed. “秦朗,你毁了我的梦中情人！”片刻之后,唐三郁闷地说。 …… …… „All by your this venomous tongue destroying, me have now been able not to vanish.” Tang San is extremely depressed. “一切都被你这毒舌给毁了,我现在能不幻灭么。”唐三极度郁闷。 „The An Chengdu city drew near, enters the condition earlier.” Qin Lang reminded Tang San to say. “安蓉市快到了,早点进入状态吧。”秦朗提醒唐三说。
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