YID :: Volume #3

#211: Exclusive secret recipe( 4 salvos)

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After five minutes, the situation has had the actual progress finally, saw only Zhou Jiang sharply to clash from the washroom, rushed to front of Qin Lang directly, entreated: „Mr. Qin, Dr. Qin...... I have made a mistake, I should not suspect your Medical Skill...... Since you diagnose my sickness, definitely has the means to treat to me is?” 五分钟过后,情况终于产生了实际进展,只见周江急冲冲地从洗手间里面冲了出来,直接冲到秦朗面前,哀求道:“秦先生,秦大夫……我错了,我不该怀疑你的医术……您既然诊断出我的病,肯定有办法给我医治是不是？” „You...... Early told you, cannot avoid as taboo the sickness to envy the medicine.” Qin Lang sighed one lightly, „, if you acknowledged your sickness earlier, did not need to ask for trouble. The people eat the grain fresh all various illnesses, falls ill has not related, the key has fallen ill the timely treatment. Even if has suffered from the venereal disease, is not the great matter.” “你啊……早跟你说了,不可讳病忌医。”秦朗轻叹一声,“如果你早点承认自己的病,也就不用自讨苦吃了。人吃五谷而生百病,生病没关系,关键是生病了及时治疗。就算是患上了花柳病,也不是什么了不起的事情。” „You...... Dr. Qin can you cure my sickness?” Zhou Jiang as if saw dawn of hope. As the journalist, he knows certainly that the venereal disease is not easy to cure, once caught, simply is the nightmare! “您……秦大夫您能治好我的病？”周江似乎看到了希望的曙光。作为新闻工作者,他当然知道花柳病不是那么容易治愈的,一旦染上了,简直就是噩梦！ „Do not forget, I am Curing Master Lin variable Martial Uncle.” Qin Lang said lightly, seems like some attires. Compels, but makes Zhou Jiang feel that this is the nature of Grandmaster style reveals. “你别忘了,我可是养生大师林无常的师叔。”秦朗淡淡地说道,看似有些装.逼,但是却让周江感觉这是大师风范的自然流露。 Does not have the means that this year a star wears tattered clothes, this called the individuality \; The average people wear this type of clothes, will be regarded as the country bumpkin. Similarly, the average person keeps up appearances calls attire. Compelling \; But person who has the status, to have the ability keeps up appearances this to call the style. 没办法啊,这年头明星穿一身破破烂烂的衣服,这叫个性\;普通人穿这种衣服,就会被人视为傻帽。同样,普通人摆谱就叫装.逼\;而有地位、有能耐的人摆谱这就叫风范。 Without a doubt, in the Zhou Jiang eye, Qin Lang this called the style, to call the bearing at this time. 毫无疑问,此时在周江的眼中,秦朗这就叫风范、叫气度。 Yeah, Zhou Jiang suspected to slander Qin Lang a moment ago, but others are not offended, this little while also complies to give Zhou Jiang to treat an illness, this is not the bearing is anything. 可不是么,周江刚才怀疑诋毁秦朗,但是人家毫不介怀,这会儿也答应给周江治病,这不是气度是什么。 „Right, right, you are Martial Uncle of Grandmaster Lin, definitely has the means to treat my venereal disease!” Zhou Jiang nods hastily. Does not have the means that Zhou Jiang under will scratch and tear the skin, thinks very itchy, if not treat promptly, perhaps his lifeblood thoroughly discarded. “对,对,您是林大师的师叔,肯定有办法治疗我的花柳病！”周江连忙点头。没办法啊,周江将下面都抓破皮了,还是觉得很痒,要是不及时治疗的话,恐怕他的命根子就彻底报废了。 „Wú...... Treating an illness does not have the issue, but I must know how your this sickness catches, like this am I can diagnose the venereal disease.” Qin Lang also said that this is Zhou Jiang reveals the beforehand life misdeeds. “唔……治病是没问题的,不过我要知道你这病是怎么染上的,这样我才能确诊是不是花柳病。”秦朗又说了一句,这是周江自己吐露以前的生活劣迹。 „This...... This......” “这个……这个……” „If awkward, you can also not say. However, Chinese Medicine is fastidious about the observation, ‚asked’ this process, if abbreviated, if made the mistake, the thousand li (500 km) of so-called missing difference, must diagnose and treat the fault, has delayed your condition, this was not quite good.” Qin Lang did intentionally said profound. “要是为难的话,你也可以不说。不过,中医讲究望闻问切,‘问’这个过程要是省略的话,万一出了偏差,所谓失之毫厘差之千里,要诊疗失误,耽搁了你的病情,这就不太好了。”秦朗故作高深地说。 „Actually, before is, went out to drink with the friend, drinks a lot, then not careful...... Had the relations with several young ladies, the matter is this, has not thought...... I am so bad luck, unexpectedly ‚move’.” An nuisance of Zhou Jiang face. “其实,就是之前跟朋友出去喝酒,喝得多了,然后不小心……就和几个小姐发生了关系,事情就是这样的,没想到……我这么倒霉,竟然就‘中招’了。”周江一脸的懊恼。 „Oh, then, my judgment right? You indeed because of indiscriminating in making friends and finding sexual partners to have the venereal disease?” Qin Lang nodded slowly, „, since diagnoses unmistakably, I write to your exclusive folk prescription. After taking care you have used, within a half hour, the symptom can obviously drop, one day later can recover completely.” “噢,这么说来,我的判断没错了？你的确是因为滥交而染上了花柳病？”秦朗缓缓点了点头,“既然诊断无误,我就写给你一个独家偏方吧。保管你用了之后,半个小时之内,症状就能明显减退,一天之后就能痊愈了。” „Really?” Knows oneself dye. On venereal diseases, Zhou Jiang originally already depressed to the extreme, but this little while hears Qin Lang unexpectedly to let itself within one day recover completely, is immediately delighted. Reason that the people dread the nature. The sickness, side is because contracts this sickness feeling very to lose face, another side is because this sickness very difficult recover completely, will infect, once caught, often is no end of trouble for the future. However, Zhou Jiang has not actually thought that Qin Lang can cure own sickness within one day unexpectedly, indeed makes him relax secretly. “真的？”知道自己染.上了性病,周江本来已经沮丧到了极点,但是这会儿听见秦朗竟然可以让自己一天之内痊愈,顿时却又喜出望外。人们之所以忌惮性.病,一方面是因为患这种病感觉挺丢人,另外一方面是因为这种病很难痊愈,而且还会传染,一旦染上了,往往是后患无穷。不过,周江却没想到秦朗竟然可以在一天之内治愈自己的病,的确让他暗暗松了一口气。 „Really.” Qin Lang said calmly, „, because your luck is good, but also the early initial period was diagnosed by me, so long as supplements with the correct therapy, within one day cures, by no means impossible matter. Otherwise, if you avoid as taboo the sickness to envy the medicine, when condition very serious time treats, at that time very difficult recover completely. Good, other I did not say that later you must pay attention, must remain pure and incorruptible, otherwise for a long time walks the night of road association to run into the ghost, ‚move’ was the unavoidable formula I have written, your this tried. These things, our school canteen has in any case.” “真的。”秦朗镇定地说,“因为你运气好,还早初期就被我诊断出来了,所以只要辅以正确的疗法,一天之内治愈,并非不可能的事情。反之,如果你讳病忌医,等到病情很严重的时候才去治疗,那时候就很难痊愈了。好了,其它的我就不说了,以后你要注意,一定要洁身自好,否则久走夜路总会遇到鬼,‘中招’是难免的药方我已经写好了,你这就去试试吧。反正这些东西,我们学校食堂都有。” Zhou Jiang takes formula that Qin Lang has written to look, the complexion immediately becomes cloudy clear uncertain 周江拿过秦朗写的药方一看,脸色顿时变得阴晴不定 Because on this formula has only written three types „medicinal herb”, separately is the garlic, pod pepper and strong liquor. The usage, the garlic and pod pepper stamp crushing, then mixes the strong liquor to smudge the contracting place. 因为这药方上面只写了三样“药材”,分别是大蒜、朝天椒和烈酒。用法,将大蒜、朝天椒捣碎,然后混合烈酒涂抹在患处。 The pod pepper, garlic and strong liquor, these three types of thing mixes wipe in the contracting place, this puts salt compared with the wound in simply also painful hundred times! However, now Zhou Jiang is wonderful itchy incomparable, even if some these many people present, he wishes one could to enter in the pants crotch the hand flexure to be maliciously itchy. But Qin Lang, was he only hopes obviously. 朝天椒、大蒜、烈酒,这三样东西混合抹在患处,这简直比伤口上撒盐还痛苦百倍啊！但是,现在周江已经是奇痒无比,就算是有这么多人在场,他都恨不得将手伸入裤裆里面狠狠地挠痒。而秦朗,显然是他唯一的希望了。 „What's wrong, don't you believe? You worried that I will haggle over the beforehand matter with you.” Qin Lang said lightly, „oneself Medical Ethics double fragrant, how will link this tolerance not to have!” “怎么,你不相信？你担心我会跟你计较之前的事情。”秦朗平淡地说,“本人医德双馨,岂会连这点肚量都没有！” On the Qin Lang mouth said oneself measure is very big, in fact this matter from the start is his director. So-called feels the lineage/vein to diagnose an illness to Zhou Jiang, in fact intoxicates to this Brat, in the Qin Lang intoxication method, must tidy up Zhou Jiang too to be really easy. As for the hot pepper, garlic and strong liquor, are Qin Lang are certainly used to tidy up Zhou Jiang. 秦朗嘴巴上说自己度量很大,实际上这件事情压根儿就是他一手导演的。所谓给周江摸脉诊病,实际上就是给这小子下毒,以秦朗的下毒手段,要收拾周江实在太容易了。至于辣椒、大蒜和烈酒,当然也是秦朗用来收拾周江的。 Zhou Jiang hear of Qin Lang said so „nobly” , can only believe that moreover at present he also can only believe Qin Lang, the dead horse also can only work as the live Malaya medicine. Therefore Zhou Jiang without delay, has charged into the Seven Mid cafeteria directly, then demanded these three types of things, and mixes in its stamp crushing together, afterward „the alone gate secret medicine” this has wiped in the washroom. 周江听秦朗说得如此“高尚”,也就只能信了,而且目前他也只能相信秦朗,死马也只能当活马来医了。因此周江二话不说,直接冲向了七中的食堂,然后索要了这三样东西,并且将其捣碎混合在一起,随后在洗手间中将这“独门秘药”抹了上去。 „” “啊” When smears this hot pepper garlic yeast, Zhou Jiang has sent out a pitiful yell. Does not have the means that before this place was given to scratch open the skin by him, this little while made the hot pepper, garlic and strong liquor again, the Zhou Jiang dick turns into „turkey” directly, can not be painful! 当抹上这辣椒大蒜酒药的时候,周江发出了一声惨叫。没办法啊,之前他这地方就被他自己给挠破皮了,这会儿再弄上辣椒、大蒜和烈酒,周江的小鸡鸡直接就变成“火鸡”了,能不痛么！ Not is only the pain, but also the pain resulted in Zhou Jiang to think Fuck your Mother. What is strange, when this pain raids, before that hard to endure pruritus actually gradually vanished. Compares that type to be itchier much the feeling, Zhou Jiang thought that this pure pain is not so is instead unendurable. 不仅是痛,而且痛得周江都想骂娘了。只是,奇怪的是,当这种痛苦袭来的时候,之前那种难忍的瘙痒却逐渐消失了。相比那种痒得难忍的感觉,周江觉得这种纯粹的痛苦反而不是那么难以忍受。 Therefore, this time Zhou Jiang, is the pain is being absolutely joyful! 所以,此时的周江,绝对是痛并快乐着！ When Zhou Jiang „is enjoying” pain, other reporters asked some superficial questions, moreover Xiayang City some local reporters have carried on the interview to Wang Zhixiu, but Wang Zhixiu also finally found the opportunity to talk about her so-called education for all-around development Method and achievement. 就在周江“享受着”痛苦的时候,其他记者则问了一些不痛不痒的问题,另外夏阳市的一些本地记者则对王芝秀进行了采访,而王芝秀也终于找到了机会大谈她所谓的素质教育方法和成果。 Reason that just, this group of reporters have not diverged, is mainly waiting for Zhou Jiang the result of treatment. Because the reporter himself is very gossip, and Zhou Jiang this guy personal connection not has been good, therefore many people wait to visit him to lose face. If Zhou Jiang really catching nature. Gets sick but is unable to cure, perhaps many reporters will travel together will also take pleasure in others'misfortunes. 只不过,这帮记者之所以还没散去,主要都还是在等待周江的治疗的结果。因为记者本身就是很八卦的,且周江这厮人缘一直不太好,所以很多人都等着看他出丑呢。如果周江真的染上性.病而无法治愈,恐怕不少的记者同行还会幸灾乐祸的。 After similar dozen minutes, Zhou Jiang came out from the washroom finally. 差不多十几分钟过后,周江终于从洗手间出来了。 „Zhou Jiang? Your nature. Did the sickness cure?” Immediately has the gossip reporter very to closely examine Zhou Jiang. “周江？你的性.病治好了？”立即有很八卦的记者追问周江。 【Millet the birthday, 4 launch in salvos today, is to everybody a point regard. Today is to also erupt the activity last day, everybody is willing to support continues to cover the cake, does not have money please pound the fresh flower. Moreover, the birthday made a vow sincerely, hoped the family members of millet and all readers can health Longevity!!!】 【小米今天生日,4更连发,算是给大家一点的一点心意。今天也是爆发活动最后一天,大家愿意捧场的就继续盖蛋糕,没钱的就请砸鲜花。另外,生日诚心许愿,希望小米和所有读者的家人都能健康长寿！！！】
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