YID :: Volume #2

#162: Hoop-tightening incantation

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„Father, you delivers to these two guy really delicious these many?” Mentioned Qin Lang and Lu Qingshan, Li Xu on a lot of anger, this little while saw that Li Ba let people sends to Qin Lang and Lu Qingshan the meal, a heart fire got up, stretches out the neck to want on the meal to spit 0.1 phlegm to come up. “老爸,你真的给这两个家伙送这么多好吃的啊？”提起秦朗和陆青山,李旭就一肚子火气,这会儿看到李霸让人将饭菜给秦朗和陆青山送去,心头一阵火起,伸出脖子想要在饭菜上面吐0.1口痰上去。 „Idiot!” Li Ba put out a hand to stop the Li Xu weak action, coldly saying that „do not forget father's life also in the hand of that Brat! Hey, must tidy up their words, told the phlegm to be useful, this thing was effective!” “蠢货!”李霸伸手制止了李旭的幼稚举动,冷冷道,“你别忘了老子的性命还在那小子的手中呢！嘿,要收拾他们的话,吐口痰有什么用处,还是这东西管用！” The Li Ba sinister smile several, then took out packet medicinal powder from the drawer, then like scattering the monosodium glutamate scattered these medicinal powder on the meal: „These two turtles. The son, they do not know that our Qinghuan Gang people are good at applying drugs! Hey, after waiting for these two Brat I turn poisonously, looked that they dare not to make that leech to me!” 李霸阴笑了几声,然后从抽屉中取出了一小包药粉,然后将这些药粉像撒味精一样撒在了饭菜上面:“这两个龟.儿子,他们都不知道我们青环帮的人都擅长用药么！嘿,等这两个小子被我毒翻之后,看他们敢不给我把那条蚂蟥弄出来！” „Father, is you are fierce!” Li Xu cannot help has patted a oneself father flatter. “老爸,还是你厉害啊！”李旭忍不住拍了自己老爸一记马屁。 „Now knew experience counts!” Li Ba somewhat happily said, „son, is studying! When the enemy is most favorite, will give him to come one to deal a head-on blow, letting him never stand up!” “现在知道姜还是老的辣了吧！”李霸有些得意地说,“儿子,学着点！当敌人最得意的时候,给他来一个迎头痛击,让他永远不能翻身！” „Good, that hurrying makes people send to these meals!” Li Xu somewhat impatiently wants to look that Qin Lang and Lu Qingshan sent poisonously. “好,那赶紧让人把这些饭菜送去！”李旭有些迫不及待地想看秦朗和陆青山毒发了。 Li Ba is not friendly kind, this little while was certainly called people to deliver the meal. 李霸本来就不是善类,这会儿当然叫人把饭菜送了过去。 After the meal delivers, Qin Lang has taken up the chopsticks, he heard the fragrance of dish, the heart actually sneers: „Li Ba Li Ba, the father had a mind to keep your life, but yourself court death, that no wonder father. Your this idiot, gives back to father to intoxicate unexpectedly, does not know that the father is the ancestor of intoxication!” 饭菜送过去之后,秦朗就拿起了筷子,他闻了一下菜的香味,心头却是冷笑:“李霸啊李霸,老子本来有心留你一命,但是你自己找死,那就怪不得老子了。你这个蠢货,居然还给老子下毒,难道不知道老子才是下毒的祖宗么！” Had the spectrum at heart, Qin Lang said to Lu Qingshan: „Lu Qingshan, you today are not having diarrhea, these meals do not eat.” 心里有谱了,秦朗就向陆青山说:“陆青山,你今天不是拉肚子么,这些饭菜就别吃了。” Lu Qingshan stares first, but saw that Qin Lang has called the meaningful glance him, immediately understands this meal cannot do well the issue, therefore nodded, says with a smile: „Yes, I not have the good fortune to enjoy something today.” 陆青山先是一愣,但是看到秦朗给他打了眼色,顿时就明白这饭菜搞不好有问题,于是点了点头,笑道:“是啊,我今天是无福消受了。” „Don't you eat? Do I eat the line not?” Wu Mingbang this little while was actually hungry, he does not know how long oneself must be stranded here, sees these luxurious feasting, the appetite moves greatly, therefore he wants to profit at someone's expense. “你不吃啊？那我吃行不？”吴明邦这会儿倒是饿了,他也不知道自己还要被困在这里多久,看到这些鸡鸭鱼肉,食欲大动,所以他是想沾点光了。 „Ok.” Qin Lang threw the chopsticks to Wu Mingbang, the heart said that your this guy was not the good thing, making you taste the suffering to be best. “行啊。”秦朗将筷子丢给了吴明邦,心说你这家伙也不是好东西,让你尝尝苦头最好。 Wu Mingbang has not known that these food ate are intoxicated, after taking the chopsticks, ate likes very much. 吴明邦还不知道这些饭吃都被下了毒,拿了筷子之后吃得很是欢喜。 A moment later, Li Ba came back, Qin Lang that with a smile to eaten and drunk extravagantly asked: „Do you eat satisfaction not? Also wants any food and wine the words, said one to me, I prepare immediately!” 片刻之后,李霸回来了,笑着向正在大吃大喝的秦朗问道:“你吃得满意不？还要什么酒菜的话,跟我说一声,我马上就去准备好！” „Does not use, this flavor/smell is very good!” Qin Lang hehe smiles, as if eats very happily. “不用了,这味道好得很！”秦朗呵呵一笑,似乎吃得很开心。 „Small Brother, do you also eat?” Li Ba said to Lu Qingshan. “小兄弟,你也吃点吧？”李霸向陆青山说道。 „My belly is uncomfortable, I do not eat.” Lu Qingshan shook the head. “我肚子不舒服,我就不吃了。”陆青山摇了摇头。 Li Ba knows the key on Qin Lang, therefore Lu Qingshan does not eat, he does not care, after seeing with one's own eyes Qin Lang has eaten many meals, the Li Ba heart is very self-satisfied, the smiling face on face actually becomes sinister and ruthless: „Ate? Ate words, that should start off earlier!” 李霸知道关键在秦朗身上,所以陆青山不吃,他也不在乎,亲眼看到秦朗吃了很多饭菜之后,李霸心头十分得意,脸上的笑容却变得阴毒起来:“吃好了是吧？吃好了的话,那就应该早点上路了！” „Your what meaning?” Qin Lang thinks of does not know that asked. “你什么意思？”秦朗装着不知地问道。 „What meaning? experience counts, you had heard does not have! Hey, Brat you will cause the cloudy move, the father will cause the poisonous move! What do you know in this meal to have? Inside has poison!” Li Ba said with a smile crazily, „, if did not have father's Antidote, you died! Therefore, your Brat can also self-satisfied anything!” “什么意思？姜还是老的辣,你听说过没有！嘿,小子你会使阴招,老子就会使毒招！你知道这饭菜里面有什么吗？里面有毒药！”李霸狂笑道,“如果没有老子的解药,你就死定了！所以,你小子还能得意什么！” „Oh?” Qin Lang as if has not listened to the clear Li Ba words, he clamps the chopsticks mark silk of dish not to shake unexpectedly, has put in a piece of Indian mint fish fillet the mouth, „this fish flavor/smell is good, should be in the river wild fish?” “噢？”秦朗似乎没有听清楚的李霸的话,他夹着菜的筷子竟然纹丝不抖,将一片藿香鱼片放入了口中,“这鱼味道不错,应该是江里面的野生鱼吧？” Li Ba was scared, nearby Wu Mingbang was also scared. Wu Mingbang hears the poisonous time, complexion turned green, he regretted simply must want to hit the wall, wants to eat the point to eat for free, cannot think that will be poisoned unexpectedly! This is really the calamity enters from the mouth! 李霸傻眼了,一旁的吴明邦也傻眼了。吴明邦听见有毒的时候,脸色都发青了,他简直后悔得想要去撞墙,本来只是想吃点白食而已,想不到竟然会中毒！这真是祸从口入啊！ The chopsticks in Wu Mingbang hand fell on the ground, what made his surprised was, Qin Lang this Brat was continuing unexpectedly still to eat, moreover ate with great interest. 吴明邦手中的筷子啪嗒一声掉在了地上,但是让他惊讶的是,秦朗这小子居然还在继续吃,而且吃得津津有味。 Lu Qingshan is also face shocked, he knows that Li Ba does not threaten the person absolutely, because the Li Ba impossible that own poor life cracks a joke, then this meal really poisonous, therefore he is Qin Lang is worried, but with is Lu Qingshan is curious, Qin Lang with being all right to be the same? 陆青山也是一脸惊骇,他知道李霸绝对不是恐吓人,因为李霸不可能那自己的小命开玩笑,那么这饭菜真的有毒,所以他不禁为秦朗担心起来,但同是陆青山又是好奇,秦朗怎么跟没事一样呢？ Li Ba waited for several minutes, Qin Lang not to have the indication that the toxin sent patiently, he also smiles the dream to look at Li Ba: „What's wrong, was somewhat disappointed? I said Li Ba, your this was poison the warranty?” 李霸耐心地等了几分钟,秦朗还是没有毒发的征兆,他还笑着梦看了看李霸:“怎么,是不是有些失望了？我说李霸,你这毒药是不是过了保质期啊？” Then, Qin Lang has eaten a pork, but Li Ba started to be flurried. 说完,秦朗又吃了一块大肉,而李霸已经开始慌乱起来了。 If Qin Lang has not been poisoned, then bad luck definitely was Li Ba. 因为如果秦朗没有中毒的话,那么倒霉的肯定就是李霸自己了。 „How possible!” In the Li Ba mouth muttered said, poison possibly was how expired, had not heard that had any warranty. “怎么可能！”李霸口中喃喃地说道,毒药怎么可能过期,没听说有什么保质期啊。 „!” This time, Wu Mingbang suddenly was calling one, then rolled up on the ground, in the mouth started to groan. “啊哎哟！”就在这时候,吴明邦忽地叫了一声,然后蜷缩在地上了,口中开始哼哼起来了。 „Ha! Sees not to have, Wu Mingbang sent poisonously! This poison is the warranty!” Li Ba said excitedly. “哈！看见没有,吴明邦毒发了！这毒药是过保质期的！”李霸兴奋地说道。 Li Xu also flushed at this time, said to Qin Lang: „Brat, sees not to have, you died! The mother, hurries to kneel with I apologize! Must otherwise, you wait to send dead poisonously!” 李旭这时候也冲了进来,向秦朗说道:“小子,看见没有,你死定了！妈的,赶紧跪着跟我道歉！要不然的话,你就等着毒发身亡吧！” „Relies on the power of the master!” Qin Lang is disinclined with looking straight at to look at Li Xu. “狗仗人势！”秦朗都懒得用正眼去看李旭。 The Li Xu air/Qi results in seven apertures to live the smoke, but Qin Lang this little while does not have the toxin to send, he is worried not to hit Qin Lang, therefore does not dare to approach Qin Lang, but waited for patiently Qin Lang sends poisonously. 李旭气得七窍生烟,但是秦朗这会儿没有毒发,他担心打不过秦朗,所以也不敢靠近秦朗,只是耐心地等待秦朗毒发。 Wu Mingbang actually could not wait, entreated to Li Ba: „Brother Ba...... Brother Ba, asked you! I do not have enmity with you without the injustice...... You let off me, gives me Antidote!” 吴明邦却等不住了,向李霸哀求道:“霸哥……霸哥,求你了！我跟你无冤无仇……你就放过我吧,给我解药！” „Paralysis, wanting Antidote to shut up! Your this little while cannot die!” Li Ba coldly snorts, he did not care that Wu Mingbang life, what he cares was Qin Lang is poisoned. “麻痹的,想要解药就闭嘴！你这会儿死不了！”李霸冷哼一声,他不关心吴明邦的死活,他关心的是秦朗是不是中毒了。 But Qin Lang is really an indication of poison does not have, he has hit full Ge satisfiedly, then has placed the chopsticks one side, then also took a toothpick, picks the teeth while said: „Li Ba, under you toxin is called ‚Heartbreaking Powder’, has the light fragrance, is similar to the spice, is very easy to mix in the middle of the meal, 15 minutes of toxin sends, 67 hours will be killed violently, death the intestines put on the stomach to be rotten, ten finger silt are black, does not know that I result is right?” 但秦朗却真是一点中毒的征兆都没有,他满足地打了一个饱嗝,然后将筷子放在了一边,然后又拿了一根牙签,一边剔牙一边说道:“李霸,你下的毒叫做‘断肠粉’吧,有淡淡香味,如同香料,很容易混入饭菜当中,15分钟毒发,67个小时才会毙命,死的时候肠穿肚烂,十根指头淤黑,不知道我品得对不对？” Qin Lang spoke with confidence, seemed like putting together liquor to be the same. 秦朗侃侃而谈,就像是在拼酒一样。 ! ~ 哇！~ Lies down when ground Wu Mingbang heard intestines to put on the stomach was rotten to vomit suddenly, this was death panic-stricken to the stomach convulsion that he brought, this was not he can control. 躺在地上的吴明邦听见肠穿肚烂的时候忽地呕吐了出来,这是死亡惊恐给他带来的胃部痉挛,这不是他能够控制住的。 But this Li Ba has not scolded Wu Mingbang, because he was thoroughly ignorant! Qin Lang is familiar with poison that he puts secretly unexpectedly, but Qin Lang has not seen him to intoxicate! This Brat, is the dream where is actually sacred! 但这一次李霸却没有骂吴明邦,因为他彻底懵了！秦朗竟然对他偷放的毒药如数家珍,而秦朗根本就没见过他下毒啊！这小子,究竟是梦何方神圣啊！ „evil creature! Has not given to kneel down the confession!” Qin Lang shouted to Li Ba suddenly. “孽畜！还不给跪下忏悔！”秦朗忽地向李霸喝道。 Li Ba had not recovered, however in the Qin Lang mouth has resounded the sharp whistling sound suddenly, this is the insect flute sound, hearing this sound, Li Ba to feel immediately the headache wants to crack, seems like read the hoop-tightening incantation to be the same, the pain resulted in Li Ba is really pū passes kneels down in front of Qin Lang, hurried to beg for mercy, „Brother...... Not Big Brother,...... Grandfather, asking you to let off me!” 李霸原本还未回过神来,但是秦朗的口中忽地响起了尖锐的口哨声,这是虫笛的声音,听见这声音,李霸顿时感觉头疼欲裂,就像是被人念紧箍咒一样,痛得李霸真是噗通一下跪在了秦朗面前,赶忙求饶,“兄弟……不大哥,……爷爷,求您放过我吧！”
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