YID :: Volume #2

#150: Who is slier

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Qin Lang read this news, he was really this newspaper reporter comrade admires full of admiration, Qin Lang has thought the profound imaginary novel author most had the writer of imagination, but he knows now oneself have made a mistake, these newsmen most had one group of writers of imagination, the matter that because they can definitely having nothing to do with one another pulled in the same place, but can also say rationally. 秦朗看了这一条新闻,他真是这位报社记者同志佩服得五体投地了,秦朗一直以为玄幻小说作者才是最具有想象力的写手,但是他现在知道自己错了,这些新闻记者才是最有想象力的一群写手,因为他们完全可以将风马牛不相及的事情扯在一起,还能说得头头是道。 Mt. Baiping Qinghuan Gang remnant is who gets rid, is Qin Lang! The relations of matter however in this newspaper said with Qin Lang half root hair does not have, even continually „unknown hero” the phrase has not appeared, but this matter Wu Wenxiang anything has not done, but was talked into by the newspaper obstinately is his merit, moreover is not a small merit! 白屏山的青环帮余孽是谁搞掉的,是秦朗！但是这报纸上说的事情跟秦朗半根毛的关系都没有,甚至连“无名英雄”的字眼都没有出现过,而这件事情吴文祥什么也没干,但愣是被报纸说成是他的功劳,而且还是一件不小的功劳！ Qin Lang is helpless, must throw this trash newspaper in one side. 秦朗无奈,只得将这份垃圾报纸丢在了一边。 „What's the matter, please have the breakfast also to have the mood?” Tao Ruoxiang also thinks that Qin Lang is being mad at her, after all she has played tricks, eliminates a romantic supper that Qin Lang expected. “怎么回事,请你吃顿早饭还有情绪了？”陶若香还以为秦朗是在生她的气呢,毕竟她耍了一个小聪明,剥夺了秦朗所期望的一顿浪漫晚餐。 „It is not, I do not have stingy that is the news on this newspaper, simply too he. The mother was unreliably imaginary!” Qin Lang snort/hum, „no wonder could not sell!” “不是,我可没那么小气,是这个报纸上的新闻,简直太他.妈玄幻了！”秦朗哼了一声,“难怪卖不出去！” „Relax, even if cannot sell, others will not go out of business. You think to look, the newspaper is the mouthpiece of politics, will you be rotted by your mouthpiece?” Tao Ruoxiang hehe smiles. “放心吧,就算是卖不出去,人家也不会倒闭的。你想想看,报纸是政治的喉舌,你会让自己的喉舌烂掉么？”陶若香呵呵一笑。 „Indeed so.” Qin Lang nodded, „, since is mouthpiece, naturally must go all out to promote own Master, was I have been surprised due to ignorance right Aunt Tao, since were the weekend, how you didn't go home?” “的确如此。”秦朗点了点头,“既然是喉舌,当然要拼命鼓吹自己的主人了,是我少见多怪了对了陶姨,既然是周末了,你怎么不回家呢？” „Shuts your mouth with fried breadstick!” Tao Ruoxiang as if not want to reply that this issue, happen to at this time fried breadstick had exploded, Tao Ruoxiang then took up one to force in the mouth of Qin Lang. “拿油条堵住你的嘴吧！”陶若香似乎不想回答这个问题,正好这时候油条已经炸好了,陶若香便拿起一根塞进了秦朗的嘴巴。 But fried breadstick fills the belly of not full Qin Lang, this guy does not waste the target seriously, even if there is breakfast, must eat the standard, obstinately has eaten up entire ten fried breadstick in Tao Ruoxiang and shop boss shocked vision, moreover after finishing eating, added that just set the base. 只不过一根油条是塞不饱秦朗的肚子的,这家伙当真是一点不浪费指标,就算是吃早餐,也要吃出水准,愣是在陶若香和店老板惊骇的目光之中吃下了整整十根油条,而且吃完之后,还说只是刚垫底而已。 „Hey, Qin Lang, are you important? Left the strong brace to eat badly belly.” Tao Ruoxiang does not love dearly own money, but was worried that Qin Lang ate badly the belly. After all, ten fried breadstick eat does not crack a joke. “喂,秦朗,你要不要紧啊？别强撑吃坏了肚子啊。”陶若香不是心疼自己的钱,而是担心秦朗吃坏了肚子。毕竟,十根油条吃下去可不是开玩笑的。 „On ten fried breadstick, had not felt.” The Qin Lang air/Qi calms down smiles idly, „you have not seen have exploded the fried breadstick situation, do not look after this fried breadstick explodes, is big, but in fact is only finger big small noodles, this is its essence, after by it inflates the condition not confusing.” “就十根油条而已,根本没感觉。”秦朗气定神闲地笑着,“你没见过炸油条的情形么,别看这油条炸出来之后多大一根,但实际上只是一根指头大的小面条而已,这才是它的本质,你不要被它膨胀后的状态给迷惑了。” Hears „inflation” time, on Tao Ruoxiang face slightly one red, why because does not know, she remembered unexpectedly formerly in her dormitory, Qin Lang was also in „inflation” condition, although was away from the pants, but felt that also listened scary, at least compared with she has peeped the men of several island Chinese movie big many, she thought that the Japan woman was really sorrowful. 听见“膨胀”的时候,陶若香脸上不禁微微一红,因为不知道为何,她竟然想起先前在她的宿舍里面,秦朗也处于“膨胀”的状态,尽管隔着裤子,但是感觉也听吓人的,至少比她偷看过的几部岛国片的男人大了不少,她不禁觉得日本的女人真是悲哀。 „Teacher Tao, what are you sending to stare?” Qin Lang saw Tao Ruoxiang to be red cheek ponder, cannot help was asking one. “陶老师,你在发什么愣啊？”秦朗见陶若香红着脸蛋沉思,忍不住问了一句。 „I have not thought anything.” Tao Ruoxiang somewhat flurriedly said, she is certainly impossible to make Qin Lang know the thing that she thought a moment ago, „ate to the full words, we walk.” “我没想什么啊。”陶若香有些慌乱地说,她当然不可能让秦朗知道她刚才想的东西,“吃饱了的话,我们就走吧。” „Who said that ate to the full.” Qin Lang said, „Teacher Tao, you think such easily gave to send me? You want to result in beautiful. You comply to ask me to have a food in any case, so long as I have not eaten to the full and not eat, you cannot finish this food, therefore I now with your mao. I prepare to eat here, eat till you to realize my mistake!” “谁说吃饱了。”秦朗笑着说,“陶老师,你以为这么容易就把我给打发了？你想得美呢。反正你答应请我吃一顿饭,只要我没吃饱、没吃好,你就不能结束这一顿饭,所以我现在是跟你卯上了。我就准备在这里一直吃下去,吃到你认识到自己的错误为止！” „Hehe, acting perversely?” Tao Ruoxiang smiles lightly, then turns head to say to the shop boss, „boss, opens fully explodes, explodes many to eat many to him, I do not believe him also to eat a cow to get down!” “呵呵,耍无赖是吧？”陶若香淡淡一笑,然后扭头向店老板说道,“老板,全力开炸,炸多少给他吃多少,我不信他还能吃一头牛下去！” „Good!” The shop boss looks forward to hear these words, so long as in any case some people pay on the line. “好咧！”店老板可是巴不得听见这些话,反正只要有人买单就行。 Incites ~ 啪滋~ Shop boss as expected opens fully explodes, quick delivers several fried breadstick. 店老板果然是全力开炸,很快就送上来十几根油条。 „Eats, I thought that you can eat many!” Tao Ruoxiang light snort/hum, provokes in a tone with a touch. “吃啊,我看你能吃多少！”陶若香轻哼了一声,语气略带挑衅。 „To me did not acknowledge that tries wrongly? Ok, I eat you to be sincerely convinced today!” Then, Qin Lang has taken up fried breadstick, then not slow did not eat anxiously, afterward has taken up second again. “不给我承认错误试吧？行,我今天就吃得你口服心服！”说完,秦朗就拿起了一根油条,然后不急不缓地吃了下去,随后再拿起了第二根。 Then is third and fourth...... Tenth...... 接着是第三根、第四根……第十根…… The time is passing slowly, fried breadstick in Qin Lang front tray went. 时间慢慢地流逝着,秦朗面前盘子中的油条去了又来。 Although the shop boss opens fully explodes, but gradually increases along with the person of eating meal, instead some supply on Qin Lang on the speed that did not eat, but Qin Lang looked like the Ancient gluttony reincarnation, coming one to eat one, as if will never meet full seemed. Tao Ruoxiang does not believe the Qin Lang words from the beginning, but along with the performance of Qin Lang, she starts becomes surprised, then turned into shocked. 虽然店老板全力开炸,但是随着吃饭的人逐渐增多,反而就有些供应不上秦朗吃的速度了,而秦朗就像是上古饕餮投胎,来一根就吃掉一根,似乎永远都不会饱似的。陶若香一开始并不相信秦朗的话,但随着秦朗的表现,她开始变得惊讶,然后变成了惊骇。 Although said that middle school guy generally can eat, but Tao Ruoxiang has not thought that Qin Lang can eat such situation unexpectedly, according to words that he eats like this, perhaps will be has noon this food not to finish. Moreover, person who as has the breakfast are getting more and more, many people started to note Qin Lang and Tao Ruoxiang two people, particularly Tao Ruoxiang, as Seven Mid Teacher Beauty, almost did not have the student not to know her, now saw that she had the breakfast with a student unexpectedly here, unavoidably will have some daydreams, even low voice will also discuss two. 虽然说中学男生普遍都能吃,但陶若香也没想到秦朗竟然能吃到这样的地步,照着他这样吃下去的话,恐怕是吃到中午这顿饭都不会结束。而且,随着吃早餐的人越来越多,很多人都开始注意到秦朗和陶若香两人了,尤其是陶若香,作为七中的美女老师,几乎没有学生不认识她,现在看到她居然跟一个学生在这里吃早餐,不免会产生一些遐想,甚至还会小声地议论两句。 The content of discussion, naturally was the most sensitive teachers and students love. 议论的内容,自然是最敏感的师生恋了。 Regarding these discussions, Qin Lang accepted self-possessedly, he now to attempt of Tao Ruoxiang, is almost the heart of Sima Zhao was in any case well-known, therefore Student Qin Lang has not planned to conceal itself. However Tao Ruoxiang after all is a teacher, she knows the Daoist word formidable truth, therefore has to lower the head to Qin Lang: „Qin Lang...... Almost ate on the line.” 对于这些议论,秦朗泰然自若地接受了,反正他现在对陶若香的企图,几乎已经是司马昭之心路人皆知了,所以秦朗同学也根本没打算掩饰自己。但是陶若香毕竟是老师,她知道人言可畏的道理,于是只好向秦朗低头:“秦朗……吃得差不多就行了吧。” „That is not good, eats several fried breadstick, I do not believe that can also you give to eat Teacher Tao poorly.” Qin Lang shook the head, has taken up fried breadstick. “那可不行,就吃几根油条而已,我不相信还能将陶老师你给吃穷了呢。”秦朗摇了摇头,又拿起了一根油条。 „Cluck! ~” “咕咕！~” At this time, belly of Qin Lang suddenly cluck several. 就在这时候,秦朗的肚子忽地咕咕叫了几下。 The Tao Ruoxiang book thinks that Qin Lang ate badly the belly, cannot help has covered mouth to smile, a little taking pleasure in others' misfortunes looks at Qin Lang: „Look, ate badly the belly? Let you not eat these many, must support by hard and stubborn effort!” 陶若香本以为秦朗吃坏了肚子,忍不住捂嘴笑了笑,有点幸灾乐祸地看着秦朗:“看吧,是不是吃坏了肚子？让你别吃这么多,非要硬撑！” „Teacher Tao, are you are taking pleasure in others'misfortunes?” Qin Lang asked one., “陶老师,你这是在幸灾乐祸？”秦朗笑问了一句。、 „Be honest with you, the teacher I also was really a little.” Tao Ruoxiang does not conceal, half jokingly said, „walks, hurries the medical office with the medicine that the help digests. Oh, you were also an adult, how a general knowledge did not have, you do not know that overate and overdrank is not good to the body? You think that you can eat, eat the teacher to renege on a promise, was really too weak...... Good, did not say you, I paid up, hurry.” “不瞒你说,老师我还真是有点呢。”陶若香也不掩饰,半开玩笑地说,“走吧,赶紧去医务室拿点帮助消化的药吧。唉,你好歹也是成年人了,怎么一点常识都没有呢,难道你不知道暴饮暴食对身体非常不好么？你以为你能一直吃下去,吃得老师反悔,真是太幼稚了……好了,不说你了,我去结账,赶紧走吧。” „Wait/Etc.” “等等” Qin Lang stopped Tao Ruoxiang to pay up, then in the vision of Tao Ruoxiang surprise, ate up in tray last fried breadstick with ease, then urged the boss saying that „boss, how you did, I ate meal, you could not supply!” 秦朗制止了陶若香结账,然后在陶若香诧异的目光中,将盘子里面的最后一根油条轻松吃下,然后催促老板说道,“老板,你怎么搞的啊,我一个人吃饭,你都供应不上么！” Afterward, Qin Lang seriously said to Tao Ruoxiang: „Teacher Tao, you have possibly misunderstood, actually I was not the belly ate a moment ago badly, but was hungry. Moreover, my also several months reach 18 years old, therefore strict, I am also not an adult. Naturally, my psychology and physiology have met the standard of adult actually.” 随后,秦朗才一本正经地向陶若香说道:“陶老师,你可能误会了,其实我刚才不是肚子吃坏了,而是饿了。另外,我还有几个月才满18岁,所以严格来说,我还不是成年人呢。当然,我的心理和生理其实都已经达到了成年人的标准。” Tao Ruoxiang listened to this saying, direct was scared, she cannot believe that really Qin Lang can also continue to eat unexpectedly, is the belly of this guy the bottomless pit? Is he radically the Machine person? 陶若香听了这话,直接傻眼了,她真的不敢相信秦朗居然还能继续吃下去,难道这家伙的肚子是无底洞么？还是他根本就是机器人？
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