YID :: Volume #2

#144: Plans Monkey( three)

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Junction. The coordination multiplication descendant, is the species instinct, even if all living things long human is unable to control this instinct, let alone is one is unable to tolerate thirst and hunger Monkey. 交.配和繁衍后代,是物种的本能,就算是万物之长的人类都无法控制这种本能,何况是一只饥渴难耐的猴子呢。 After the reminder of Lu Qingshan, Qin Lang has found out this only Monkey details approximately: Duke monkey, because stays in the Master side all the year round feels urgently the hunger and thirst, therefore this only Monkey definitely needs to vent. 经过陆青山的提醒,秦朗大致摸清了这只猴子的底细:公猴一只,由于长年呆在主人身边而倍感饥渴,所以这只猴子肯定需要发泄。 But the Qin Lang huge-crowd strategy also quickly collected the effect, broadcast the Monkey cry not to be obvious with Cellphone on the street freely, was very difficult to bring to the attention of pedestrian, but can actually bring to the attention of Monkey. This by no means because of the Monkey sense of hearing compared with person many, because pays attention to a difference, for example advocates the natural person, he even can hear the sound that the insect called in noisy City, this was because he paid attention was not these noises, but was the natural sound. 而秦朗的人海战术也很快凑效了,尽管在街上用手机播放猴子叫声并不明显,很难引起行人的注意,但偏偏却能够引起猴子的注意。这并非因为猴子的听觉比人强多少,而是因为关注点不同,比如一个崇尚自然的人,他甚至能够在嘈杂的都市中听到虫鸣的声音,这是因为他关注的不是那些噪音,而是自然的声音。 Shortly after Qin Lang goes downstairs, probably is 20 minutes, Han Sanqiang makes the phone call, said that was on his person's has discovered black Monkey in north street dryondra. 秦朗下楼之后不久,大概是20分钟时间,韩三强打来电话,说是他的人在城北的一条街道上的梧桐树中发现了一只黑猴子。 „Swallowed the bait!” “上钩了！” Qin Lang laughs, said to Tao Ruoxiang, „Teacher Tao, goes to north Xianfeng Road, that Monkey appeared.” 秦朗哈哈一笑,向陶若香说道,“陶老师,去城北的先锋路,那猴子已经出现了。” „Really?” Tao Ruoxiang and Han Xuan cannot believe, Qin Lang this dirty trick succeeded unexpectedly. “真的？”陶若香和韩萱都不敢相信,秦朗这个龌龊的伎俩居然成功了。 „Went to know.” Qin Lang said, „makes the best use of the time, otherwise that Monkey ran has troubled.” “去了就知道。”秦朗说道,“抓紧时间吧,要不然那猴子跑了就麻烦了。” Tao Ruoxiang one hear, hurries to start vehicle, rushed to the street fast. 陶若香一听,赶忙发动车子,快速冲上了街道。 The Tao Ruoxiang driving technology is quite good, less than ten minutes, rushed to Xianfeng Road. 陶若香的驾车技术相当不错,十分钟时间不到,就已经赶到了先锋路。 Afterward, a van has depended, before inside goes out a person arrives at the Qin Lang car(riage), with him describes the situation, said that is Monkey on conceal in the lush branches and leaves of Xianfeng Road two sides dryondras, this Monkey is very sly . Moreover the sound is very small, the pedestrians on street have not noted its existence, if not Qin Lang confessed specially makes these people pay attention to the Monkey hiding place, perhaps they are very difficult to discover that the branch really has Monkey. 随后,一辆面包车靠了过来,里面走出一个人来到秦朗车前,跟他描述情况,说是一只猴子就藏在先锋路两边的梧桐树的茂盛枝叶之中,这猴子十分狡猾,而且动静很小,街上的行人都还没有注意到它的存在,如果不是秦朗特别交代让这些人注意猴子的藏身之处,恐怕他们都很难发现树枝当中竟然有一只猴子。 „Good, gave me, you awaited orders to all around first.” Qin Lang told to this person. “好,交给我了,你们先到四周待命。”秦朗向这人吩咐道。 At this time other people have closed the Cellphone audio frequency, but Qin Lang actually that audio frequency document opening, because is the same audio frequency documents, therefore Qin Lang believes that Monkey definitely does not know has traded one „Monkey”. 这时候其他人已经关了手机的音频,而秦朗却将那一个音频文件给打开了,因为都是同一个音频文件,所以秦朗相信那个猴子肯定不知道已经换了一个“猴子”。 Sure enough, after hearing this cry, Qin Lang saw that the front dryondra peak branches and leaves move calmly, obviously in definitely has any thing to shuttle back and forth. 果不其然,听见这叫声之后,秦朗就看到前面的梧桐树顶端枝叶无风而动,可见里面肯定有什么东西在穿梭。 „Sister Han, this you performed.” Qin Lang said to Han Xuan. “韩姐,该你表演了。”秦朗向韩萱说道。 „What performs?” The Han Xuan doubts said. “表演什么啊？”韩萱疑惑道。 „Hadn't bought a furry Monkey toy a moment ago? Uses this Monkey toy to entice that show Monkey! This you should compare to excel.” Qin Lang this saying implication profound meaning, Tao Ruoxiang stared Qin Lang one maliciously, but this guy actually looks but not see. “刚才不是买了一个毛茸茸猴子玩具么？就用这个猴子玩具勾引那只骚猴子！这个你应该比较擅长吧。”秦朗这话暗含深意,陶若香狠狠瞪了秦朗一眼,不过这厮却视而不见。 Han Xuan also felt that Qin Lang this saying is strange, but she does not have Cultivating Merit to think, took that Monkey puppet, then opened the window, stretched out out of the window a foot of this Monkey, is rocking gently. 韩萱也感觉秦朗这话怪怪的,不过她却没有功夫多想,将那一个猴子的玩偶拿了出来,然后打开了窗户,将这猴子的一只脚伸出了窗外,然后轻轻地晃动着。 „Hey you to do?” Qin Lang asked to Han Xuan. “喂你干嘛啊？”秦朗向韩萱问道。 „Don't you want me to entice that show Monkey?” Han Xuan asked back. “你不是要我勾引那只骚猴子么？”韩萱反问。 „Entices it with a leg?” Qin Lang really does not know whether to laugh or cry. “用一只腿勾引它？”秦朗真是哭笑不得。 „You understand anything.” Han Xuan said that „fine beautiful dew thigh. The leg of Woman, very much had the weapon of lethality, but many people are not good at using. I think, Monkey is similar to the person, should also be this.” “你懂什么。”韩萱解释说,“要得美露大腿。女性的腿,本来就是很有杀伤力的武器,只是很多人不善于利用而已。我想,猴子跟人差不多,应该也是这样吧。” „Hopes that you are right.” Although Qin Lang biology knowledge is solid, but really has not known that actually mother Monkey how demonstrated is their „nature. Feeling”, only hopes that Han Xuan is right, this show Monkey also has the love full hobby. “希望你是对的。”秦朗的生物知识虽然扎实,但还真是不知道母猴子究竟怎么展示属于它们的“性.感”,只希望韩萱是对的,这只骚猴子也有恋足癖。 Moreover, looks like in Qin Lang, reveals a leg to exit is also right, so as to avoid that only Monkey saw that this mother Monkey is false, freely here light is not very bright, but that Monkey vision is very accidentally strong, was the fierce look troubles. 而且,在秦朗看来,露一只腿出去也是对的,免得那只猴子看出这只母猴子是假的,尽管这里的灯光不是很明亮,但是万一那猴子的视力很强,是火眼金睛就麻烦了。 Quick, the branches and leaves of top of the tree rocked fiercely, it seems like that this Monkey as expected was only directed / to tempt, moreover somewhat could not repress. 很快,树顶的枝叶晃动得更厉害了,看来这只猴子果然被引/诱到了,而且还有些按捺不住了。 „Hurry up, Sister Han, this show Monkey check. Directs!” Qin Lang urged. “快点,韩姐,把这骚猴子勾.引下来！”秦朗催促道。 This saying sounds to look like makes Han Xuan entice this only Monkey, this little while Han Xuan also listened, air/Qi clenches jaws, but she haggles over with Qin Lang embarrassed, only regards has not heard, then revealed the small profile of Monkey toy, seemed „still holds the pipa partly to obstruct surface”. 这话听起来就像是让韩萱勾引这只猴子似的,这会儿韩萱也听了出来,气得咬牙切齿,但是她不好意思跟秦朗计较,只当成是没听见,然后将猴子玩具的小半边脸露了出来,好似“犹抱琵琶半遮面”。 Possibly is because this simulation Monkey indeed very much looks like, moreover this simulation mother Monkey also indeed very „nature. Feeling” that the reason, in addition in Qin Lang Cellphone erupts „burning” the Monkey cry, these elements put together, stimulated that show Monkey to grasp sufficiently crazily. 可能是因为这仿真猴子的确很像,而且这仿真母猴子还的确很“性.感”的缘故,再加上秦朗手机中爆发的那“火辣辣”的猴子叫声,这些元素加在一起,足以刺激得那只骚猴子抓狂了。 Sure enough, that show Monkey cannot repress finally, leapt up from the branches and leaves of dryondra, then leaps from the branch, threw in the glass direction, as if prepares to entrain from the window this mother Monkey, is shifty well, but entrains the instance of mother Monkey thigh in this show Monkey, it actually heard a sharp voice sound, then also has in the glass the squeal of woman. 果不其然,那只骚猴子终于按捺不住,从梧桐树的枝叶中蹿了出来,然后从树枝上一跃,向着车窗方向扑了过来,似乎准备将这一只母猴子从窗户中拽出去,然后好好地翻云覆雨一番,但是就在这只骚猴子拽住母猴子大腿的瞬间,它却听见了一声裂帛的声音,然后还有车窗里面女人的尖叫声。 The squeal is the Han Xuan round, she has not thought that this show Monkey kills to visit unexpectedly directly, in mother Monkey toy to her hand robs directly, but was really gives to scare her, after all the sharp claws of this Monkey appeared very sharp under the light, a claw gave to tear the leg of Monkey toy. 尖叫声是韩萱发出来的,她没想到这骚猴子竟然直接杀上了门来,直接对她手中的母猴子玩具进行抢夺,可真是将她给吓坏了,毕竟这猴子的利爪在灯光下显得非常锋利,一爪子就将猴子玩具的腿都给撕裂了。 However, at this time, show Monkey also felt that it was possibly deceived, because this mother Monkey is false! Once as it of monkey, thoroughly was enraged, was whipping the glass maliciously, looked fierce, but also extended to grasp Han Xuan the claw, frightened Han Xuan seriously is beautiful face changing colors. 不过,就在这时候,骚猴子也感觉到它自己可能受骗了,因为这母猴子根本是假的！曾经作为猴王的它,彻底被激怒了,狠狠地拍打着车窗,龇牙咧嘴,还将爪子伸进去抓韩萱,吓得韩萱当真是花容失色。 „evil creature!” “孽畜！” At this time, Qin Lang lowly drank, a palm divided on the claw of this Monkey, the Qin Lang palm blade was fierce, only heard one, the former claw of this Monkey probably was the bone fracture, it exuded one to cry out strangely, then jumped to leap, is wounded to plunge into the branch, ran away in a panic, red light followed. 就在这时候,秦朗一声低喝,一掌劈在了这猴子的爪子上,秦朗的掌刀何等厉害,只听见喀嚓一声,这猴子的前爪大概是骨折了,它发出一声怪叫,然后纵身一跃,带伤跳入了树枝之中,仓皇逃走,一点红光紧随其后。 „It ran! It ran!” “它跑了！它跑了！” Han Xuan said dejected, „ended, has not held this Monkey! Then really ended Qin Lang, how you did not hold it a moment ago directly, injures it to be useful......” 韩萱颓然地说,“完了,没抓住这猴子！这下真的完了秦朗,你刚才怎么不直接抓住它,打伤它有什么用啊……” „gua chirp!” Qin Lang coldly snorts, „you think to be good, hold it to do, you must to its severe punishment extorting evidence, you know how to exchange with Monkey?” “呱噪！”秦朗冷哼一声,“你动动脑子行不行,抓住它干嘛,难道你还要对它严刑逼供么,那你知道怎么跟猴子交流？” By a Qin Lang such roar, Han Xuan immediately was shocked, some feel wronged said: „You said are reasonable, but this Monkey ran away, weren't we clue do not have?” 被秦朗这么一吼,韩萱顿时愣住了,有些委屈地说:“你说得有道理,但是这猴子都跑掉了,我们不是什么线索都没有了么？” „This is I asks it to leave intentionally.” Qin Lang said calmly. “这是我故意让它走的。”秦朗平静地说道。 „Why?” Tao Ruoxiang cannot help asked one, why because her really very curious Qin Lang such does. “为啥？”陶若香忍不住问了一句,因为她实在很好奇秦朗为什么这么做。
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