Cracks a joke?
开什么玩笑?Ren MeilihearsQin Langtoownfatherdeliver„braised pig-hoofs”to work as the giftunexpectedly, thissimplyisabsurd.任美丽听到秦朗竟然要给自己的父亲送一只“红烧猪蹄”当礼物,这简直就是荒唐至极。WelcomedRen Meilithatto tryto massacreownvision, Qin Lang can only saywith a smile: „Deliverspig-hoofs, thisis the matter of blessings, from ancient to presenthas the implication of blessing. In the ancient times, pig-hoofs, was‚vermilionTi’ the meaning, passed the palace examinationin the ancient times, will draw a circlein the name of jurenwith the vermilllionpen, thereforedeliveredpig-hoofsonimplication‚passing the palace examination’, afterwardhad another implicationinfolkpig-hoofs, the pigandwishes the unison, the hoofand‚body’unison, thereforepig-hoofswas‚wishesbody’, blesses the healthmeaning. Therefore ,deliverspig-hoofsabsolutelyisgoodmatter, thisabsolutelyis the goodgift!”
迎着任美丽那试图杀掉自己的目光,秦朗只能笑着解释说:“送猪蹄,这可是吉祥如意的事情,从古到今都是有祝福的寓意在其中。在古代,猪蹄,就是‘朱提’的意思,古代金榜题名,就会用朱色的笔在举人的名字上画圈,所以送猪蹄就寓意‘金榜题名’,后来在民间猪蹄有了另外一种寓意,猪和祝同音,蹄和‘体’同音,所以猪蹄就是‘祝体’,乃是祝福身体健康的意思。所以说,送猪蹄绝对是好事情,这绝对是好礼物!”„Imanage your pig-hoofsamanybackground, does not permitto deliverin any case! Youdeliveranypig-hoofs, with‚’!”Ren Meilithoughtprobablydelivered the pig-hoofsground beetleto the extreme, thereforeinsisted that did not permitQin Langto give such earthgift, evenshemustuseanxiouslyincluding the local dialect.
“我管你那猪蹄是什么来头,反正就是不准送!你送什么猪蹄,跟个‘哈儿’似的!”任美丽大概是觉得送猪蹄土鳖到极点了,所以坚持不准秦朗送这么土的礼物,甚至她急得连土话都用上了。Uglyson-in-lawfirstvisit, deliversin the futurefather-in-law„braised pig-hoofs”, moreoveris onlypig-hoofs, ifthismatterpasses on, not to mentionloses face, Ren Meilithoughtin any caseperhapsoneselfdid not have the faceto take to the streets. Thisline of Top Gradematters , if passes on, can perhaps on the gossipheadline.
丑女婿第一次上门,就送未来老丈人“红烧猪蹄”,而且还只是一只猪蹄,这种事情如果传出去,且不说丢人不丢人,反正任美丽觉得自己恐怕是没脸上街去了。这行的极品事情,如果是传出去,恐怕都能上八卦头条了。„IsaidMeili (beautiful)Student, delivers the matter of gift, do not worry. The ancients said that the thousand li (500 km)delivers the goose feathersrituallightpeople's desiresto be heavy, let aloneIdelivermayincessantlybe the goose feathers, butispig-hoofs.”
“我说美丽同学,送礼物的事情,你就不要操心了。古人都说了,千里送鹅毛礼轻人意重,何况我送的可不止是鹅毛,而是猪蹄呢。”„Iwas disinclinedto saywithyou,Ido not wantto manageyou.”HotMeili (beautiful)honk the mouth, was disinclinedto pay attention toQin Lang.
“我懒得跟你说,我不想理你了。”热美丽嘟着嘴,懒得理会秦朗了。Was unreasonable, thiswas the talentprivilege of woman.
不讲道理,这原本就是女人的天赋特权。„Yousaid,whatgiftIshouldgiveto go?”Qin Langasked.
“那你说,我应该送什么礼物去?”秦朗问到。„Anygift! pig-hoofsis not only good!”Ren Meilipanting with ragesaid,„youwere the headbypig-hoofskicking, will therefore have such stupididea?”
“什么礼物都可以!惟独猪蹄子不行!”任美丽气呼呼地说,“你是不是脑袋被猪蹄子给踢了,所以才会有这样愚蠢的主意呢?”
The Qin Langsinceritythinksto treat unjustly, can only thensay: „Buysothergiftagain, waswastes the thinglike thisto be otherwise good, Icanpromiseyou,guaranteedyourfathercertainly the gift that will likemegiving, how?”秦朗真心觉得冤枉,只能接着说道:“再去买别的礼物,都是浪费东西要不然这样好了,我可以向你保证,保证你老爹一定会喜欢我送的礼物,如何?”„Did youguarantee? Did youguaranteewithwhat?”Ren Meili is still not willingto believe.
“你怎么保证?你拿什么保证?”任美丽依然不肯相信。However, Old He that comesto greetappeared, andtoldQin LangandRen Meili, Ren Wufa and Hu Qiandiehusband and wifewas waiting forthem.
不过,前来迎接的老鹤已经出现了,并且告诉秦朗和任美丽,任无法和胡千蝶夫妻已经在等着他们了。Thisalsomeans that Qin LangandRen Meilisimplydid not have the timeto select and purchase the gift, Qin Langhehesaid with a smile: „It seems likedid not have the timeto selectgift. Old He, troublesyouto meetus.”
这也就意味着秦朗和任美丽根本没有时间去选购礼物了,秦朗呵呵笑道:“看来没时间去挑礼物了。老鹤,麻烦你来接我们。”Ren Meilisnort/hum, sat the copilot stationdirectly, as ifbeing disinclinedmanagedQin Lang.任美丽哼了一声,直接坐上副驾驶位置,似乎懒得理秦朗了。Old Hethought that Qin LangandRen Meilihave as if acted difficult, thereforesaidtoQin Lang: „Uncle, yourthisbulliesMissMeili (beautiful)?”老鹤觉得秦朗和任美丽似乎闹别扭了,于是向秦朗道:“姑爷,您这是欺负美丽小姐了?”„Howpossible.”Qin Langsmiled, „chooses the matter of gift, Iprepareto giveUncle Renpig-hoofs, butyour familyyoung ladythoughtthisgifttooground beetle.”
“怎么可能呢。”秦朗笑了笑,“就是选礼物的事情,我准备送给任伯伯猪蹄子,但是你家小姐认为这个礼物太土鳖了。”„, Deliverspig-hoofs, thisdelivers the blessing the meaning.”Old Hesaid with a smile, „thiswas also good. Sect Master and womenare notaverage men, theynaturallycannotlikethesecommon customs the gifts.”
“呵,送猪蹄,这是送祝福的意思啊。”老鹤笑道,“这也不错啊。宗主和妇人都不是常人,他们自然不会喜欢那些世俗的礼物。”„Hears? Hears?”Qin LangsaidtoRen Meili,„linkedothersOld He saying that deliveredpig-hoofsdelivers the blessing, automatic?”
“听见没有?听到没有?”秦朗向任美丽道,“连人家老鹤都说了,送猪蹄就是送祝福,自动了吧?”„Knowsyourhead! In any caseIam not happy!”Ren Meili seemed like the preparation the mindlesssituationwill carry through to the end.
“知道你个头!反正我就是不高兴!”任美丽看来是准备将不讲理的情况进行到底了。Qin Langnaturallynotwith the Ren Meilivitality/angry, moreoverheknows that Ren Wufadefinitely„pig-hoofs”will be interestedinthisred-roast. Thisis notbecause the thousand li (500 km)delivers the goose feathersrituallightcordialityto be heavy, butis the gift that Qin Langgives, seriouslyis a bigritual.秦朗当然不会跟任美丽生气,况且他知道任无法肯定会对这一只红烧“猪蹄子”感兴趣的。这可不是因为千里送鹅毛礼轻情意重,而是秦朗送的礼物,当真算是一份大礼。In a ChongqingcityLinjiangChinese typemanor, Qin LangandRen MeilisawRen WufaandHu Qiandie that waited forhere.
在渝城市临江的一座中式庄园里面,秦朗和任美丽见到了已经在这里等候的任无法和胡千蝶。BesidesRen WufaandHu Qiandie, todayherenotanybystander.
除了任无法和胡千蝶之外,今天这里没有任何外人。Naturally, Old Heis not a bystander.
当然,老鹤是不算外人的。
After offering the tea, left the living roomincludingOld He.
送上茶水之后,连老鹤也离开了客厅。Qin Langwith a brocadepackedred-roast„pig-hoofs”has delivered to front ofHu Qiandie.秦朗用一个锦盒装着的红烧“猪蹄子”送到了胡千蝶面前。„Little Qin, comes, but alsogivesanygift.”Hu Qiandiereceived the giftwith a smile.
“小秦,来就来吧,还送什么礼物呢。”胡千蝶笑着接过礼物。„Insideonbraised pig-hoofs!”Ren Meilisnort/hum, „hehas been possiblereallyto meet the seeing somebody offgift!”
“里面就一只红烧猪蹄子而已!”任美丽哼了一声,“他可真是会送人礼物!”„pig-hoofs?”Hu Qiandiealsosurprise, butsaid with a smileafterward, „ritualtowas good, deliveredanythingnot to be unimportant, wewere nottheseworldlings.”
“猪蹄子?”胡千蝶也不禁诧异,不过随后笑道,“礼到就好了,送什么都不重要,我们又不是那些俗人。”„Openshas a look.”Ren MeilimustopposetoQin Langpurely, approachesto open the box, finallydiscoversinthisboxalso is really „pig-hoofs”, and has burntpig-hoofs, shemustcollapsesimply, butsheactuallyheard the surprisedsound that Ren WufaandHu Qiandiealmostsimultaneouslyexudedat this time.
“打开看看吧。”任美丽纯粹是要给秦朗作对,主动上前打开了盒子,结果发现这盒子里面还真是一只“猪蹄子”,而且还是烧过的猪蹄子,她简直就要崩溃了,但这时候她却听见了任无法和胡千蝶几乎同时发出的惊讶声。Ren Meiliknows,ownparents are always verycalm, quitesomewhatwithstands great pressure the imposing manner of being without turning a hair, asDemon SectSect Master and wife, naturallyhas very broadexperience and verygoodstrength in meditation, butunexpectedlywill exude the whoanow, thismayquitenot be simple.任美丽知道,自己的父母一向都是非常镇定的,颇有几分泰山压顶面不改色的气势,作为魔宗的宗主和夫人,自然是有很广的见识和很好的定力,但是现在居然会发出惊叹声,这可就相当不简单了。Qin Langthisguydelivers„pig-hoofs” is the treasure?
难道说,秦朗这家伙送的“猪蹄子”是宝贝么?Ren Meiliwill focus onthisonce again„pig-hoofs”above, butshenoticed that at this timethisis nottruepig-hoofs, butlooks likepig-hoofs something, Ren Meilidoes not know that thisis the hoof of anything, butshedoes not think that a hoofreallyhasmanyvalues.任美丽再度将注意力放在这一只“猪蹄子”上面,不过此时她才留意到这不是真正的猪蹄子,而只是像猪蹄子的某种东西,任美丽不知道这是什么东西的蹄子,但是她并不认为一只蹄子就真的有多少价值。However, sanewas tellingRen Meili, this„pig-hoofs”indeedwas the no small matter, otherwiseher parentswere impossiblesorude.
不过,理智却在告诉任美丽,这一只“猪蹄子”的确是非同小可,否则她的父母不可能如此失态的。„Little Qin, this...... The thing, where do youfromobtain?”
“小秦,这……东西,你是从什么地方得到的?”Hu Qiandiecannot help asked that afterwardsheas ifrealizedthese wordsare somewhat improper, thereforethenalso said that „Little Qin, the auntwas somewhat rude, wedid not care that thisthing came from where, butwantsto know,you can also get so far asthistype of thing?”胡千蝶忍不住问了一句,随后她似乎察觉到这一句话有些不妥,于是接着又说了一句,“小秦,阿姨有些失态了,我们不是关心这东西从何而来,而是想要知道,你还能弄到这种东西么?”ButHu Qiandie the woman of exquisiteheart, sheknows that formerlythata few wordslikelywill cause the misunderstanding of Qin Lang, after all everyone hasownsecret, particularlyinvolves the vital interestssecret, naturallycannotrevealeasily.胡千蝶可是有一颗玲珑心的女人,她知道先前的那一句话可能会引起秦朗的误会,毕竟每个人都有自己的秘密,尤其是涉及到重大利益的秘密,自然更是不能轻易吐露的。ButregardingRen WufaandDemon Sect, Qin Langsecretis notmost important, those whoare most importantis between both sideswhethercanprofitatthismatter, Hu QiandiecannotmakeQin Langthink that Demon Secthas the idea of keeping everything for oneself.
而对于任无法和魔宗来说,秦朗的秘密不是最重要的,最重要的是双方之间是否能够在这件事情上受益,胡千蝶可不能让秦朗认为魔宗有吃独食的想法。„Aunt, youdo not useanxiously, Iknowyourmeaning.”Qin Langsmiled, „thisthingisIaccidentallyobtains. However, seemed likeIknewhowto get so far asmorekind of things, thereforebetweenPoison SectandDemon Sect, definitelywill have the cooperation of depth.”
“阿姨,您不用紧张,我知道您的意思。”秦朗笑了笑,“这东西是我偶然中得到的。不过,貌似我已经知道了如何弄到更多的这类东西,所以毒宗和魔宗之间,肯定会有更加深度的合作的。”„Saidthese many, this‚pig-hoofs is’actuallywhatthing?”Ren Meiliappearsis extremely impatient.
“说了这么多,这个‘猪蹄子’究竟是什么东西啊?”任美丽显得极其不耐烦了。
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