Brushes 刷刷刷・・・ Caesar stares, what sound is this? Turns head to look, sees only a giant pit bull to be in the flexure ear. 凯撒一愣,这是什么声音？扭头一看,只见一个巨型的比特犬正在挠耳朵。 When it arrives at himself side, unexpectedly had not detected! Caesar holds breath cold air, fortunately is a dog, if the enemy, oneself present will definitely be injured. 它什么时候走到自己身边的,竟然没有丝毫察觉！凯撒不禁倒吸一口凉气,还好是一只狗,如果是仇家的话,自己现在肯定会受伤。 „Urges to go faster, at the same time plays.” Caesar put on airs to hit several, only wants to expel this dog. “去去去,一边玩去。”凯撒装模作样打了几下,只想赶走这只狗而已。 „Wū wū ~” crack bone raises head to cry loud and long, Caesar complexion changes, this feared that must alert the enemy, this damn dog! Only will then come another day again! “呜呜呜~”裂骨仰头长啸一声,凯撒脸色一变,这怕是要打草惊蛇了,这只该死的狗！只有改天再来了！ At this time Ye Hua scratched the hair to go out of the bathroom, the beautiful woman on bed is still waiting for Ye Hua, did not hug cannot be falling asleep. 这时候叶华擦着头发走出浴室,床上的美人还在等着叶华,不抱着就是睡不着。 „Your that dog? Several days have not seen.” Hears outside yelp, Qing Ya asks curiously. “你的那只狗呢？几天没看见了。”听到外面的狗叫声,青雅好奇问道。 Ye Hua takes off the shoes, lies on the bed, Qing Ya took advantage of opportunity by, but Ye Hua very natural embracing lived in the fragrant shoulder of Qing Ya, all were such smooth, two people as if forgot the beforehand agreement. 叶华脱掉鞋子,躺在床上,青雅顺势靠了过来,而叶华非常自然的揽住青雅的香肩,一切都是那么的顺,两人仿佛都忘记以前的约定。 „Outside it some people.” Ye Hua said lightly, switches off the lamp. “它外面有人了。”叶华淡淡说道,将灯关掉。 Qing Ya white Ye Hua, supple sound said ; „What tomorrow morning wants to eat?” 青雅白了叶华一眼,柔声道;“明天早上想吃什么？” „Goes to the street to buy the fried cake fruit, is quite near.” Ye Hua said in a soft voice. “就去街头买个煎饼果子吧,比较近。”叶华轻声说道。 „Are you caring about me?” “你这是在关心我吗？” „To be many, I am caring about the child.” “想多了,我在关心孩子。” „Snort! Does not want to manage you, I slept!” “哼！不想理你,我睡觉了！” The Ye Hua chuckle, looks at the nighttime sky of out of the window, hopes before the crack bone do not look like, is so mischievous, the sound do not make that was too big. 叶华轻笑了一声,看着窗外的夜空,希望裂骨不要像以前那么顽皮,动静别弄得太大了。 Julius Caesar is illustrious in killer, goal that so long as stared by him has not resulted in runs, but really by a dog to the plan, has to lose the style today badly simply. 凯撒大帝可是在杀手界赫赫有名,只要被他盯上的目标那就没得跑,但是今天竟然被一只狗给坏了计划,简直有失风范。 Taking advantage of the darkness, Julius Caesar jumps in this city tall building, goes back to eat package of instant noodles to wash to rest, tomorrow will need further consideration again, President Qing is actually long really beautifully, if were the Chrysanthemum eldest daughter were good, what a pity was with others' child, considered as finished, the heavy hand destroyed flowered such matter also to do. 借着黑暗,凯撒大帝在这座城市高楼上跳跃,还是回去吃包泡面洗洗睡吧,明天再从长计议,倒是青总长得真美,如果还是个黄花大闺女就好了,可惜都怀了别人的孩子,算了算了,辣手摧花这样的事情又不是没干过。 Worked as 78 years of killer, understood a truth, so long as installs to compel good of attire, the beautiful women must the wall follow. 当了七八年的杀手,也悟出了一个道理,只要装逼装的好,美女都得扶墙走。 „Wū wū ~” “呜呜呜~” Caesar figure, almost throws to own foot, saw only the street corner to present that dog, Heaven, how it achieved, ran up to itself in front of unexpectedly! 凯撒身形一顿,差点撂到自己的脚,只见街头转角处又出现了那条狗,天呐,它是怎么做到的,竟然跑到自己前面去了！ Moreover its vision was disclosing deep despising, how a dog will have such expression, why it despises himself! 而且它的目光透露着一股深深的鄙视,一条狗怎么会有这样的表情,还有它凭什么鄙视自己！ It is not right, why oneself must care about an idea of dog, perhaps looks like, oh, how tonight was, disturbed. 不对,自己为什么要在意一条狗的想法,也许只是长得像而已,唉,今天晚上到底是怎么了,心绪不宁的。 Turns the small lane, Caesar quickens pace, then, sees only the distant place to stretch out a dog head secretly, seems peeping results. 拐进小巷子,凯撒加快了步伐,偷偷回头,只见远处伸出一个狗头,仿佛在偷窥似得。 Caesar in great surprise, present dog such intelligent! 凯撒大惊,现在的狗都这么有灵性吗！ However by a dog to the track also is really the joke, the triumphant salem snort/hum, the figure vanishes in instantaneously same place, disappears without a trace. 不过被一条狗给跟踪还真是笑话,凯撒冷哼一声,身形瞬间消失在原地,不知去向。 Was the crack bone walked on the contrary at a moderate pace, smelled the smell, immediately thought where was not right, why oneself must smell 反倒是裂骨不紧不慢走了过来,嗅了嗅气味,顿时觉得哪里不对劲,自己干嘛要嗅啊・・・ Caesar sits on the bench of park, looked at all around, after determining no one, this puts out one package of inferior cigarette ignitions, the flame of cigarette lighter appears in the dark park especially strange. 凯撒坐在公园的长椅上,看了看四周,确定没有人之后,这才拿出一包劣质的香烟点燃,打火机的火光在黑暗的公园里显得格外的诡异。 Pulled out one ruthlessly, Caesar sighed, oneself unexpectedly by a dog frightening, really fantasy. 狠狠抽了一口,凯撒叹了口气,自己竟然会被一条狗给吓到,真是活见鬼了。 „Zī ~” “滋滋滋~” Caesar stares, then looked at one numbly, sees only that dog to lift the hind leg, is urinating. 凯撒一愣,麻木地回头看了一眼,只见那条狗抬起后腿,正在撒尿。 How this dog pursued! It is anything changes! Is it possible that is the monster beast! Even if the monster beast sees oneself should run, is in front to urinate unexpectedly, moreover this urine taste was too strong, having a look at that tree to be black. 这条狗怎么又追上来了！它到底是什么变的！莫非是妖兽吗！就算是妖兽见了自己应该跑的啊,竟然还当着自己面撒尿,而且这尿味太浓了,看看那树都黑了。 The crack bone shook the body, deeply sighed, forgot before oneself, how to urinate before did not seem to use to urinate, 裂骨抖了抖身子,深深叹了口气,都忘记自己以前怎么撒尿了・・・呃・・・以前好像不用撒尿的吧, What is the bone dragon scatters? Saa the marrow? The crack bone stops in Caesar ten meters away place, sat, licks the tongue, feels moe very much dull, no power to injure. 都是骨龙撒什么？撒骨髓吗？裂骨停在凯撒十米远的地方,坐了下来,舔出舌头,给人的感觉很呆萌,毫无伤害力。 Looks at crack bone such manner, Caesar relaxes, flicks off the smoke: „Do you follow I to do?” 看着裂骨这样的神态,凯撒松了口气,将烟弹掉:“你跟着我干什么？” Crack bone head one crooked, moe the taste to be full dull. 裂骨脑袋一歪,呆萌味十足。 Caesar suspects now seriously oneself met three same dogs, as a large-scale pit bull face moe unexpectedly dull, it seems like it is the variety that hybridizes, the variety of opposite party should be two 凯撒现在严重怀疑自己碰见了三只一样的狗,身为大型比特犬竟然一脸呆萌,看来是杂交出来的品种,对方的品种应该是二哈・・・ „Do not follow again I!” Caesar issues the final warning, did not mind that works as the slaughter dog person. “别再跟着我了！”凯撒发出最后的警告,不介意当个屠狗人。 The crack bone blocks Caesar's way, two lead legs hold the lawn, feels like underground has buried treasure to result. 裂骨拦住凯撒的去路,两条前腿揣着草地,给人的感觉就像地下有宝藏似得。 In effect it is not so, how does the crack bone in want to fight by the appearance of dog? Seemingly except for biting or biting, the dog on television is bites, is it possible that can plagiarize Wei Chang that gluttonously strange? Can give a try actually, looked very happy as that each time Wei Chang eats results. 其实不然,裂骨是在想以狗的模样要怎么打架？貌似除了咬还是咬吧,电视上的狗都是咬的,莫非要抄袭魏常那个贪吃怪？倒是可以试试看,每次看魏常都吃的很开心似得。 „Dead dog! Did not make way not to take it ill father to kill you, cooked ate the dog meat!” Caesar sinking sound shouted, a dog also installed to compel before oneself, does not want to live simply. “死狗！再不让开休怪老子杀了你,炖了吃狗肉！”凯撒沉声喝道,一条狗也在自己面前装逼,简直不想活了。 The crack bone thinks Exalted Venerable now actually, always wants to cook itself, unknowingly, the crack bone grinned to laugh foolishly unexpectedly. 裂骨现在倒是想了尊上,总是想炖了自己,不知不觉中,裂骨竟然咧嘴傻笑了。 But such appearance falls on Caesar is serious, is ridiculing his fool! 可是这样的模样落在凯撒严重,就是在嘲笑他傻逼！ Also always no one dares to ridicule itself, was a dog, the father must eat the dog meat let alone today, although ate the dog meat to perspire in the summer, at the worst took a bath! 还从来没人敢嘲笑自己,更何况是条狗,老子今天就要吃狗肉了,虽然夏天吃狗肉会出汗,大不了就洗个澡！ Caesar drinks low and deep, the body surrounding calm automatic, right fist puts in the waist, rumbles suddenly! 凯撒低沉一喝,身躯周围无风自动,右拳放于腰间,猛然间轰出！ Instantly, the leaf crazy volume of ground, which this must cook the dog meat, this is must make the meat sauce steamed bread. 霎时,地上的树叶狂卷,这哪是要炖狗肉啊,这是要做肉酱馍。 The crack bone looks careless this fist raids, before lifting, right claw, and stretches out a nail of scrap, why said that is a scrap, because oneself woman said that the nail was too sharp, grabs them to hurt ~ 裂骨漫不经心看着这一拳袭来,抬起前右爪,并且伸出其中一小块的指甲,为什么说是一小块呢,因为自己的女人说指甲太锋利了,抓着她们疼~ That cultivates, must know that crack bone very sore woman, they not only cultivated/repaired the nail, but also put on the cuticle cream, was the red, mother artillery dog 那就修修吧,要知道裂骨可是很疼女人的,她们不但修了指甲,还涂上了指甲油,还是红色的,娘炮狗・・ „Bang!” “砰！” The wave diverges to all around all at once, leaf straight sound, some tiny trees by this air wave breaking off. 一股气浪向四周散去,树叶哗哗直响,一些细小的树都被这股气浪给折断。 Caesar vision is dignified, how to feel that own fist is going against a tiny thing? Looked up one, why this dog at present, it should not fight with the fists to explode by oneself! 凯撒目光凝重,怎么感觉自己的拳头顶着一个细细小小的东西？抬头看了一眼,为什么这条狗还在眼前,它不是应该被自己一拳打爆吗！ It is not right! Own fist! 不对！自己的拳头！ Receives the fist slowly, looks at that to spread the dog nail of red cuticle cream, Caesar immediately the complexion crazily changes, wants not to think, immediately spreads out. 缓缓收起拳头,看着那涂着红色指甲油的狗指甲,凯撒顿时脸色狂变,想都没多想,立即拉开距离。 How possibly! This dog actually lived in own fist with the nail files, although does not have a full power, but is not a dog can resist! 怎么可能！这条狗竟然用指甲档住了自己的拳头,虽然没有出全力,但也不是一条狗能抵挡的啊！ „Who sends you to come!” “谁派你来的！” „Wū wū ~” “呜呜~” Imperial translation: „Fool.” 皇家翻译:“傻逼。” „Has to plant you to speak!” “有种你说话啊！” „Wū wū ~” “呜呜呜~” Imperial translation: „You see the dog that has been able to speak, fool.” 皇家翻译:“你见过会说话的狗吗,傻逼。”