YCATOMW :: Volume #5

#496: My TMD is a fool ( 4 )


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Lv the little brother will bind round in the armpit: Do not say that the big brother is not loyal, today speaks many words of praise to you, complies with Zi Shan to lead you to go back.” 吕侣一把将小弟箍在腋下:“不要说大哥不讲义气,今天可是给你说了很多好话,也答应紫衫带你回去。” Big brother! Do not be noisy!” “大哥!别闹!” Noisy your younger sister, you are a man, magnanimous, others Zi Shan was you red-roast fish that likes eating!” A Lv face expects too much, but also makes like this small temperament, others Zi Shan was not candid a point, was not intentionally. “闹你妹啊,你可是个男人,大度一点,别人紫衫可是做了你最喜欢吃的红烧鱼!”吕侣一脸恨铁不成钢,还闹这样的小脾气,别人紫衫不就是口直心快了一点吗,又不是故意的。 Heard big brother’s words, Yi Hong had not struggled, planned after completed the task, went back, such had the manly flavor, can raised the head in front of Zi Shan. 听到大哥的话,伊红还是没有挣扎了,原本还打算等完成任务后再回去的,那样就有男人味了,就能在紫衫面前抬起头。 The brothers two ride the public transportation to go back, to result in like pair of good base friend, happen to is also being on vacation from school time, everyone's vision looks here. 兄弟两坐着公交车回去,像一对好基友似得,正好也是放学的时候,所有人的目光都看着这边呢。 Naturally, now before their appearance no longer is such, a little model/pattern, has of individuality actually very much. 当然了,现在两人的打扮不再是以前那样,倒是有点范,很有个性的那种。 Stops from time to time, sat for about 40 minutes to arrive at the entrance actually. 停停走走,硬是坐了将近40分钟才到门口。 Walks toward the villa, Yi Hong seems very anxious, oneself noon throws a tantrum has not gone back, Zi Shan will not be angry. 朝着别墅走去,伊红显得很紧张,自己中午闹脾气没回去,紫衫不会生气吧。 What expression you are, how in the preparation are the execution grounds?” Lv chuckle, this little brother feared unexpectedly the wife feared like this, was really a clothing/taking. “你这是什么表情啊,准备上刑场还是怎么?”吕侣轻笑一声,这小弟竟然怕老婆怕成这样了,真的是服了。 Yi Hong deeply sighed, this did not fear the fear, but feared that Zi Shan to oneself disappointed, particularly that disappointed look, appeared oneself very unpromising as to result. 伊红深深叹了口气,这不是惧畏,只是怕紫衫对自己失望而已,尤其是那失望的眼神,显得自己很没出息似得。 After all the Zi Shan beforehand status is gods, this also in a Yi Hong ridge, married Snow White to resemble to result in like a skirt silk at heart, naturally did everything possible to give Snow White well. 毕竟紫衫以前的身份是神明,这也是在伊红心里一道坎,就像一个屌丝娶了白雪公主似得,当然是想方设法给白雪公主最好的了。 Opens the door, is gawking doing.” Lvzhen worried, has a look at itself, will not hesitate. “开门啊,愣着干什么。”吕侣真的着急了,看看自己,根本就不会犹豫的。 How to the blood group sisters, is quite bothersome. 到底怎么对血族姐妹呢,好烦啊。 Yi Hong opens the front door, changed the slipper to walk with the big brother, saw only Zi Shan to support the chin to sit at the table, but on the table all was the good food that Zi Shan made carefully. 伊红打开屋门,换了拖鞋就和大哥走了进去,只见紫衫撑着下巴坐在餐桌旁,而在餐桌上全是紫衫细心做的美食。 In the air is filling the fragrance of food, lets person saliva directing current. 空气中都弥漫着菜肴的香味,让人口水直流。 Possibly is because Zi Shan thinks that anything is enthralled, has not discovered two people to enter, but Yi Hong sees Zi Shan this appearance, the feeling was really beautiful to went at heart, was not real, now is still suspecting, this beautiful girl unexpectedly was oneself wife, gave back to itself to make a good food of table. 可能是因为紫衫想什么事情入神,都没发现两人走进,不过伊红看见紫衫这个样子,感觉真是美到心里去了,那么的不真实,现在都还在怀疑,这个美丽的女孩竟然是自己的老婆,还给自己做了一桌子的美食。 Own what virtue what can make you treat like this, Yi Hong felt shamefacedly. 自己何德何能让你这样对待,伊红更加感觉羞愧了。 Zi Shan, we came back.” Lv shouted one with a smile. 紫衫,我们回来了。”吕侣笑着喊了一声。 Being in a daze Zi Shan recovers, immediately unfolds face/color to laugh heartily: Husband, Big brother, you came back, sits quickly, I go to a vegetable/dish to be hot again.” 发愣的紫衫回过神来,随即展颜欢笑:“老公,大哥,你们回来了,快坐吧,我再去把菜热热。” Zi Shan, should not be busy, this vegetable/dish is hot.” Lv said with a smile, poked little brother. 紫衫,别忙了,这菜还热着呢。”吕侣笑道,戳了戳身边的小弟。 mother, your wife shouted you, made noise. 尼玛的,你老婆都喊你呢,出声啊。 Zi Shan, thank you.” 紫衫,谢谢你。” Lv: „” 吕侣:“” You are so unexpectedly polite to your wife. 你竟然对你老婆这么客气。 Also let alone, Yi Hong has been well-mannered to Zi Shan, from the going out of bounds least bit. 还别说,伊红一直是对紫衫彬彬有礼的,从不越雷池半点。 You sit quickly, I fill a bowl with rice, can drink a liquor?” Zi Shan also flatters the husband in every possible way, but she knows nothing about saying that such action makes Yi Hong feel ashamed, felt oneself are not worth this. “你们快坐吧,我去盛饭,要喝点酒吗?”紫衫也是百般讨好丈夫,但她浑然不知道,这样的举动让伊红更加感到惭愧,觉得自己不值得这样。 If Zi Shan scolds two now, Yi Hong at heart will be actually comfortable. 如果紫衫现在骂两句,伊红倒是心里会舒服一点。 We drink a small bar.” Lvpai patted the little brother, your mute. “那我们就喝点小酒吧。”吕侣拍了拍小弟,你哑巴啊。 Oh is good 好” Zi Shan prepared all things, but also gave the husband and big brother personally pours out wine, regarding Lv, this sister-in-law was too satisfied, was virtuous and sensible, oneself blood group sisters were also good. 紫衫将所有的东西都准备好了,还亲自给丈夫和大哥斟酒,对于吕侣来说,这个弟媳是太满意了,贤惠又懂事,自己的血族姐妹也不错啊。 Aiya! How oneself were! Also thought of the blood group sisters! 哎呀!自己到底是怎么了!又想到了血族姐妹! Come, first does one cup!” Lv holds up the wine glass to say with a smile. “来,先来干一杯!”吕侣举起酒杯笑道。 Zi Shan has the smile to hold up the wine glass, but Yi Hong is a little sad, but held up the wine glass. 紫衫带着微笑举起酒杯,而伊红心情有点沉重,但还是举起了酒杯。 Lv and Zi Shan slightly sip one, but Yi Hong is a stuffiness, calm face, not a very happy appearance. 吕侣和紫衫都是小抿一口,而伊红则是一口闷,沉着个脸,一副很不高兴的样子。 Lvmeng signals with the eyes, this little brother is silly, others Zi Shan this attitude, you also suspended the complexion, you were insane! 吕侣猛使眼色,这小弟是傻的吧,别人紫衫都这个态度了,你还摆脸色,你疯了吧! Zi Shan smiles gently, has not cared, puts out a hand to clamp a fish meat to admit in husband's bowl: Red-roast fish that Yi Hong, you most like.” 紫衫柔和地笑了笑,没有放在心上,伸手夹了一块鱼肉放进丈夫的碗里:“伊红,你最喜欢的红烧鱼。” If were yesterday evening, Yi Hong will be very possibly happy. 如果是昨天晚上,伊红可能会很高兴。 But now. 但现在。 Looks in the bowl the tender and delicate fish meat, is very at heart uncomfortable, Zi Shan is good to oneself so, but oneself radically without making an enterprise looked to her, even headless fly results in now likely proceeds along no particular course, absolutely would have no to achieve the expectation of Exalted Venerable! 看着碗里娇嫩的鱼肉,心里很难受,紫衫对自己这么好,而自己根本就没做出一番事业给她看,甚至现在像个无头苍蝇似得乱撞,根本就没达到尊上的期望! Not only oneself were ashamed right Exalted Venerable, but also ashamed right Zi Shan, they were to the that good person, was oneself is very stupid! 自己不但是愧对了尊上,还愧对了紫衫,他们都是对自己那么好的人,可是自己却很笨! Thinks of here, Yi Hong takes the beverage bottle to oneself but actually the liquor, then tosses down, then continues but actually, then to drink. 想到这里,伊红拿着酒瓶给自己倒酒,然后一饮而尽,然后继续倒,然后又喝。 Yi Hong! Are you doing!” Lv complexion one tight, makes noise to berate! 伊红!你在干什么!”吕侣脸色一紧,出声喝斥! This sets husband's example! Others Zi Shan was busy at one making food in the afternoon, you did not give the complexion even, but also drank like this. 这是做丈夫的样子吗!别人紫衫忙了一个下午做了一顿饭,你不给好脸色就算了,还这样喝酒。 Sat also wrinkles the willow eyebrows in Lv Zi Shan, the smile vanished gradually, oneself had made concessions very much, was you thing that liked eating, how also this! 坐在吕侣身边的紫衫也皱起了柳眉,笑容渐渐消失,自己已经很退让了,都做了你最喜欢吃的东西,怎么还这样! However this time Yi Hong was blowing to the white liquor unexpectedly, is fierce a skin. 然而此时的伊红竟然对着白酒吹了起来,猛得一皮。 Lv was really unable to continue watching, snatched! 吕侣实在看不下去了,一把抢了过来! Big brother, do you do!” Yi Hong is blushing saying that actually they without the utilization strength, just like the average man, can control, wants to be drunk is drunk. “大哥,你干什么!”伊红红着脸说道,其实他们在不运用实力的时候,和常人一样,可以控制的,想醉就醉。 Lvchen sound said: „Do I do, do you are do! You do to whom look!” 吕侣沉声说道:“我干什么,你是干什么吧!你做给谁看啊!” Big brother, you give me the liquor.” Yi Hong puts out a hand the sinking sound to say. “大哥,你给我酒。”伊红伸出手沉声说道。 How Lv possibly gives, who knows that this fool will say what crazy talk, will refer to erratically will run to the air/Qi the wife. 吕侣怎么可能给,谁知道这傻子会说出什么疯话,指不定会把老婆给气跑了。 Big brother, you give him the liquor!” Zi Shan said lightly. “大哥,你给他酒!”紫衫淡淡说道。 As soon as Lv listens to the feeling is not wonderful, but can only, but has not left, if they hit, oneself can also urge. 吕侣一听就感觉不妙,无奈之下只能给了,但没有离开,如果他们打起来,自己还能劝劝。 But Yi Hong received the liquor to start to drink, quick on dizzy. 伊红接过酒又开始喝,很快就晕乎乎的了。 Yi Hong! You had anything not to say quickly! In front of big brother!” The Zi Shan sweet and delicate voice said that is a little at heart unhappy. 伊红!你有什么不快就说吧!当着大哥的面!”紫衫娇声说道心里也有点不开心了。 The Yi Hong chuckle, having one to disdain, this disdaining seems like regarding others' pitying. 伊红轻笑了一声,带着一丝不屑,这种不屑似乎是对于别人的怜悯。 This time Yi Hong is thinking that Zi Shan felt oneself feel sorry, this becomes the wife, who can be willing, when my Yi Hong wife, that is not possible. 此时的伊红就在想啊,紫衫就是觉得自己可怜,这才当自己老婆的,谁会心甘情愿的当我伊红的老婆啊,那是不可能的。 Yi Hong! What do you mean!!!” Zi Shan stands up fiercely the interrogation. 伊红!你是什么意思!!!”紫衫猛地站起身来质问。 Lv quickly persuaded: That Zi Shan, some words saying well, this boy gets drunk, certainly must speak the nonsense.” 吕侣急忙劝说:“那个紫衫啊,有话好好说,这小子喝醉,肯定要说胡话。” Yi Hong smiled one taking advantage of the liquor vigor: Nonsense , I will not speak the nonsense.” 伊红借着酒劲笑了一声:“胡话,不会的,我不会说胡话的。” Good! You said!” Zi Shan shouted tenderly. “好!那你说!”紫衫娇喝道。 Looks at Zi Shan to show the gods general stance, Yi Hong one also hard: Right! You are gods, my Yi Hong cannot be joined to you! Ok! I cannot to the life that you want! Could not become the man in your heart, my Yi Hong tmd was a fool!” 看着紫衫摆出神明一般的架势,伊红一下也硬了起来:“没错!你是神明,我伊红配不上你!行了吗!我不能给你想要的生活!也成为不了你心中的男人,我伊红tmd就是个傻逼!” This chapter ends 本章完
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