Contacts with the little brother, this goods did not go back to eat meal unexpectedly at noon, investigated outside 联系到小弟,这货竟然中午都不回去吃饭了,在外面调查・・・ You are feared family's tigress, the pitiful little brother, married such domineering woman, in Lü Lv brain appears two vampires appearances, is actually very gentle, not domineering like sister-in-law. 你这是怕家里的母老虎吧,可怜的小弟啊,娶了这么强势的女人,吕侣脑子里不由的浮现出两只吸血鬼的样子,其实还挺温柔的,不像弟媳那样强势。 MD. MD. I am thinking anything! Unexpectedly has such terrifying idea, abolishes a bit faster. 我在想什么啊！居然冒出这么恐怖的想法,快点撤销掉。 Had this terrifying idea, Lü Lv to return to the villa, saw only Zi Shan to make the lunch, seeing the little brother can marry such virtuous wife, Lü Lv is also happy for the little brother. 带着这恐怖的想法,吕侣回到了别墅里,只见紫衫正在做中饭,看见小弟能娶到这么贤惠的老婆,吕侣也替小弟感到高兴。 „Big brother you came back.” Zi Shan then said a hello, according to the truth, the Zi Shan age quickly is Lü Lv ancestor rank. “大哥你回来了啊。”紫衫回头打了一声招呼,按道理来说,紫衫的年纪都快是吕侣的祖宗级别的了。 But is faithful to husband no matter what his lot is, does in Rome as Rome does, husband's big brother is her big brother. 但嫁鸡随鸡嫁狗随狗,入乡随俗,丈夫的大哥就是她的大哥。 „Zi Shan, was really laborious you.” Lü Lv also feels embarrassed, later multi- point of intersection living expenses. “紫衫,真是辛苦你了。”吕侣也感到不好意思,以后多交点生活费吧。 Perhaps can move quickly, did not work as this electric lamp bulb. 说不定很快就能搬家出去了,不当这个电灯泡了。 My grass! Lü Lv you are actually thinking anything, why this crazy idea cannot sway in the mind, you were really insane! 我艹！吕侣你到底在想什么啊,为什么这种疯狂的想法在脑海里面挥洒不去,你难道真的是疯了吗！ This race is not right, who knows the child who has is what appearance. 这种族不对,谁知道生下来的孩子是什么样子的啊。 It is not right, Xu Xian dares the snake on, and has not seen to have abnormally. 不对啊啊,许仙连蛇都敢上,而且也没见生出个畸形啊。 Moreover that is coming named anything, that does not let off the ghosts. 而且那个叫什么来着,那是连鬼都不放过。 Such a thinks, Lü Lv felt better at heart a point. 这么一想,吕侣的心里就好受一点了。 „Well, hasn't Yi Hong come back with you?” Zi Shan looked around, had not discovered that the husband goes home. “咦,伊红没和你一起回来吗？”紫衫张望了一下,没发现丈夫回家。 „Yi Hong also outside gather information.” Lü Lv also thinks that the little brother and wife said that without thinking absolutely , there would be no saying that this boy was very hard, did not fear that tonight comes back the kneeling keyboard? “伊红还在外面收集信息。”吕侣还以为小弟和老婆说了,没想到根本就没说啊,这小子挺硬了啊,就不怕今天晚上回来跪键盘吗？ „Oh.” “哦。” Zi Shan complied with one, Lü Lv felt that the sister-in-law loses very much, just prepared food also very vigorously, now one on listless. 紫衫应了一声,吕侣感到弟媳很失落,刚刚做菜还挺起劲的,现在一下就无精打采的了。 Lü Lv moves toward goes to say with a smile: „Zi Shan, you rest, I do.” 吕侣走向前去笑道:“紫衫,你去休息一下吧,我来做。” „Big brother, you were also busy at a morning, I am all right at home, you rest quickly.” “大哥,你也忙了一个上午了,我在家里又没事,你快去休息吧。” Has a look, this boy does not know good from bad , the wife is so virtuous, you do not go home to eat meal unexpectedly, is it possible that quarrelled? 看看,这小子真是不知好歹,老婆这么贤惠,你竟然都不回家吃饭,莫非是吵架了？ My this is the big brother adjusted well. 那我这个做大哥的得好好调节一下了。 „Zi Shan, I am also and Yi Hong grow up together, his moral character I am very clear.” Lü Lv has the dismal tone to describe, this makes Zi Shan very heavy, the husband crosses is certainly poor. “紫衫啊,我也是和伊红一块长大的,他的品性我还很清楚的。”吕侣带着悲凉的语气描述着,这让紫衫很是沉重,丈夫过的一定不怎么好。 Lü Lv thought that the expression of sister-in-law arrived , to continue saying: „Remembered that year, we played to urinate with the mud, I urinated, he and mud.” 吕侣觉得弟媳的表情到位了,继续说道:“记得那一年,我们玩撒尿和泥,我撒尿,他和泥。” Zi Shan: „??????” 紫衫:“？？？？？？” „However grew up, we have played each family, he likes shouting my father, I called his son, he played delighted.” “然而长大了,我们就玩过家家,他喜欢喊我爸爸,我叫他儿子,他玩得不亦乐乎。” Zi Shan: „??????” 紫衫:“？？？？？？” „However grew up again, he recognizes me to be the big brother, I teach him to burn the explosive warhead, we are earthshaking.” “然而再长大了,他认我做大哥,我教他烫爆炸头,我们叱咤风云。” Zi Shan gets hold of the powder fist, originally my family Yi Hong was given to have a bad effect on by you. 紫衫握紧粉拳,原来我家伊红是被你给带坏的。 If Yi Hong knows that the big brother said these to the wife, that complexion will be very definitely attractive. 而如果伊红知道大哥跟老婆说这些,那脸色肯定会很好看的。 „Zi Shan, actually I said these are not other meaning, Yi Hong is very since childhood pure, knew that his feels to bully, right, they said is very right, is really good to bully.” “紫衫,其实我说这些不是别的意思,伊红从小就很单纯,认识他的都觉得好欺负,没错,他们说的很对,确是好欺负。” Big brother, you said that these have considered little brother's image. 大哥,你说这些有没有考虑过小弟的形象啊。 „But Zi Shan I told you, in effect it is not so, Yi Hong, although was overly cautious and prudent, but also had the dignity man, was a helpful good man, often held the goat to cross the street.” “但紫衫我告诉你,其实不然,伊红虽然老实巴交的,但也是有尊严的男人,也是一个乐于助人的好男人,经常扶山羊过马路。” The big brother you let alone, I asked you. 大哥你别说了,我求你了。 Lü Lv deeply sighed: „Yi Hong does not know who since childhood the father is.” 吕侣深深叹了口气:“伊红从小就不知道爹是谁。” 10,000 storms stroked on the chest of Yi Hong, good Yi Hong not, otherwise must explode. 一万点暴击打在了伊红的胸口上,还好伊红没在,不然肯定得爆炸了。 „Is I and his mother excrement holds up a baby so it can urinate to raise.” “是我和他妈一把屎一把尿带大的。” Zi Shan listens to these words so to be how strange, Yi Hong has fainted in the restroom. 紫衫听着这句话怎么那么怪啊,伊红已经晕死在厕所了。 Looks at the vision of Zi Shan that doubts, Lü Lv knows own slip in speech. 看着紫衫那疑惑的目光,吕侣知道自己口误了。 „In room is his mother belt/bring, outside I in the belt/bring.” Lü Lv explained in detail. “屋里是他妈带,外面我在带。”吕侣详细的解释了一下。 Big brother, asking you not to have the line, the little brother knelt to you. 大哥,求你别带了行吗,小弟给你跪了。 „This child, does not support self-confidently, mainly had a matter in the elementary school.” “这孩子啊,挺不自信的,主要是在小学发生了一件事。” Big brother, you are helping me, is harming me, these black history do not say. 大哥,你到底是在帮我啊,还是在害我啊,那些黑历史就不要说了啊。 „What matter?” The Zi Shan sinking sound asked. “什么事情？”紫衫沉声问道。 „Oh, first love.” “唉,初恋啊。” Zi Shan complexion: „Yi Hong said that I am his first love.” 紫衫脸色一顿:“伊红说我才是他的初恋。” Lü Lv one startled, quickly explained: „Yi Hong said also right, because that was one has not started on the first love of conclusion.” 吕侣一惊,急忙解释:“伊红说的也没错,因为那是一场还没开始就结束的初恋。” Pū! 噗！ Yi Hong has spat blood dead in the restroom, the big brother your is retaliating me. 伊红已经吐血死在了厕所里,大哥你这就是在报复我了。 „That love letter is the self- hand, but Yi Hong has not delivered, in the boys by class was snatched, then runs to read loudly on the platform, Yi Hong from that time, on self-closing.” “那封情书都是出自我手,只是伊红还没送出去,就被班上的男孩子抢了,然后跑在讲台上大声读出来,伊红从那时候起,就自闭了。” Real Yi Hong at the scene is not his good fortune. 真的・・・伊红不在现场是他的福气。 Lü Lv long sighed, is looking up to out of the window: „After that Yi Hong did not dare the interest in the woman probably.” 吕侣长长叹了口气,仰望着窗外:“从那之后,伊红好像对女人不敢兴趣了。” Zi Shan: „” 紫衫:“・・・・・・” „I suspected for a long time he is gay, until one day, me discovered that he is writing the small pornography, I knew finally, the little brother he is not gay, but does one -man show.” “我长时间怀疑他是个gay,直到有一天,我发现他在写小黄书,我终于知道了,小弟他不是gay,只是闷骚而已。” „But Zi Shan, do not care about these details, Yi Hong really did not have the words to say to you, in my opinion, Yi Hong aroused the courage this, before he does not dare to look at other girl one eyes.” “但是紫衫,不要在乎这些细节,伊红对你真的是没话说,在我看来,伊红是鼓足了勇气才这样的,以前他都不敢看别的女孩子一眼。” Zi Shan suppressed the mouth: „Now does not dare.” 紫衫憋了憋嘴:“现在也不敢。” The sisters-in-law are flamboyant. 弟媳就是牛逼。 „Meanwhile, Yi Hong is also a very easily injured person, by me to his understanding, possibly does not believe that now your such wife, he also wants to display before you, proved oneself is a useful man, responsible man.” “同时,伊红也是个很容易被伤的人,以我对他的了解,现在可能都不相信有你这样的老婆,他也是想在你面前表现一下,证明自己是一个有用的男人,有责任的男人。” „Zi Shan, no matter you do believe that in any case I am the letter/believes.” Lü Lv added one silently, although is sometimes far-fetched. “紫衫,不管你信不信,反正我是信的。”吕侣心里默默加了一句,虽然有时候不靠谱。 Zi Shan sighed gently, listened to Lü Lv these words, Zi Shan also thought that own slip in speech was to hurt the Yi Hong self-respect. 紫衫轻轻叹了口气,听了吕侣这些话,紫衫也觉得自己的口误是伤害到了伊红的自尊心。 Lü Lvpai the shoulder sinking sound that pats the sister-in-law said: „Zi Shan, Yi Hong is a good man, do not give him the pressure.” 吕侣拍了拍弟媳的肩膀沉声说道:“紫衫,伊红是个好男人,不要太给他压力了。” „I have not given him the pressure, is he himself gives itself the pressure.” Zi Shan bites the lip to say in a soft voice when oneself gave him the pressure. “我没给他压力,是他自己给自己压力。”紫衫咬着嘴唇轻声说道,自己什么时候给他压力了。 Lü Lvqing coughed: „Little brother also told me, you wanted the child.” 吕侣轻咳了一声:“小弟也跟我说了点,你想要孩子。” „Do I want the child to have the mistake?” Zi Shan is pressed the willow eyebrows to ask. “我想要孩子有错吗？”紫衫蹙着柳眉问道。 „Right, had a child to the Yi Hong pressure, he was fearing.” Lü Lvchen sound said. “没错,就是生孩子给了伊红的压力,他在怕。”吕侣沉声说道。 „What fears?” “怕什么？” „Feared that all these are the dreams, because was too happy.” “怕这一切都是梦,因为太美好了。” Long time later, Zi Shan deeply inspires: „Big brother, you really very eccentric, only helps the little brother, does not help my!” 良久之后,紫衫深深吸了口气:“大哥,你真的很偏心,就只帮小弟,不帮我的啊！” Thank the bill of old irons, asked 感谢老铁们的票票,求啊 ( This chapter ends) (本章完)