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#432: Oh forces Oh to force Oh to force Oh ( 5 )


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Necromancer to oneself is that is the riddle same self-confidence, all money press completely, hundreds of thousands, after waiting to win, went to front of Xunfang the dai Chinese zither, later you wanted top up, that must shout Sir, otherwise did not give top up. 死亡法师对自己是那是谜一样的自信,所有的钱全部压上,好几十万呢,等赢了之后,就去寻芳面前嘚瑟,以后你要充钱了,那就要喊大爷,不然不给充钱 Moreover this master has been separated now has cheated that vulgar interest. 而且本法师现在已经脱离了作弊那种低级趣味。 Wei Chang turned on the television in hall, put on TV5, immediately must start! 魏常将大厅里的电视打开,放到了TV5上,马上就要开始了! Four men are very excited, bets the family belongings, cannot lose! 四个男人很激动,算是赌上家当了,不能输啊! Sits is very curious in nearby three women, how did these four men start to watch the ball game? Bored to this situation? 坐在一旁的三个女人很好奇,怎么这四个男人开始看球了?都无聊到这种地步吗? However Xunfang has not known the Necromancer black history, because meets Necromancer had pledged that did not bet the ball, has fished. 然而寻芳还不知道死亡法师黑历史,因为碰见的时候死亡法师已经发誓再也不赌球了,一直都是打鱼。 Therefore has not thought that three women continue to talk about vulgarly topic. 所以也没多想,三个女人继续聊着“低俗”的话题。 Without the means that this had the common topic, more chatted vigorously. 没办法,这是有了共同的话题,越聊越起劲。 Knew nothing about men to start to bet the family belongings. 浑然不知道男人们已经开始赌家当了。 Lv is good, the single clan, suffers such a disastrous defeat also no one to manage. 吕侣还好,单身一族,输得精光也没人管。 Yi Hong was different, had husband and wife's man, but must care for the aged the woman. 伊红就不同了,有家室的男人了,还要养老婆。 Wei Chang is also same, although has not married, but has regarded as this lifetime companion Tang Wei. 魏常也是一样,虽然没结婚,但已经将唐薇看作这一生的伴侣。 Necromancer such, riddle same self-confidence. 死亡法师还是那样,谜一样的自信。 Ball enters! Manchester United scores the first goal in this competition!” “球进啦!曼联攻入本场比赛中的第一粒进球!” With narrator that resounding voice, four men hammered toward the table fiercely. 随着解说员那高亢的声音,四个男人朝着桌子猛锤了一下。 Bang! 砰! Immediately is split up! 顿时四分五裂! Three women are frowning to look, scores point your excited anything, before had not seen you to watch the ball game, has the doubts instantaneously. 三个女人皱着眉头看了过来,进个球你们激动什么,以前也没见过你们看球啊,瞬间产生疑惑。 Wei Chang said in a low voice: Calm! It is not scores point, has a look at your, calms down!” 魏常低声说道:“淡定点!不就是进个球吗,看看你们这样子,沉住气!” Three subordinates did not speak silently, just Uncle Wei yourself hammered heavily. 三位属下默默不语,刚刚魏叔你自己锤得更重。 Quick, in the first half on the past, from having that goal started, did not have 很快,上半场就过去了,从进了那一球开始,就没了・・・ The mood of four men is a little in the doldrums. 四个男人的情绪有点低迷。 Necromancer said: No rush, in the second half!” 死亡法师说道:“别急,还有下半场!” In the second half from the beginning! Manchester United enters a ball instantaneously, 2 : 0! 下半场一开始!曼联瞬间进入一球,二比0! Four men suppressed the innermost feelings the excitement, the sinking sound. 四个男人压制住内心的兴奋,沉声也了一句。 Has a goal again! The bicycle changes the motor! 再进一球!单车变摩托! Yi Hong starts to fall into the fantasy, oneself bet to win, but also won a lot of money, can Zi Shan to oneself a fragrant kiss? 伊红开始陷入幻想中,自己赌赢了,还赢了不少钱,紫衫会不会给自己一个香吻呢? Thinks excitedly. 想想好激动啊。 Is Yi Hong is making up the brain incessantly, other three people also in making up brain. 不止是伊红在补脑,其他三人也在补脑中。 90 minutes must arrive shortly, but must score a goal! 眼看90分钟就要到了,还要射进一球啊! Necromancer could not have controlled that cheating mood, if kicks to 90 minutes has not scored point! 死亡法师已经控制不了那一颗作弊的心情,如果踢到90分钟还不进球! For master! Oneself must to cheat. 为了主人!自己也得要作弊。 Must emphasize, this not for oneself, this is cheats for the master! 要强调一下,这不是为了自己,这是为了主人才作弊的! Asked! 3 : 0, Manchester United on 90 minutes of time again next!” “求进啦!三比0,曼联在90分钟时候再下一层!” If suddenly made four people shock joyfully, won! 突如起来的喜悦让四人震惊了,赢球了! Necromancer: Oh forces Oh to force Oh to force Oh ~ 死亡法师:“勒~” The green red brothers also join in the celebration quickly, this made in clear faced with bankruptcy increase a popularity. 绿红兄弟很快也加入庆祝中,这让面临破产中的清吧增添了一股人气。 Oh forces Oh to force Oh to force Oh. 勒。 Wei Chang is calm, as the eldest child, how possibly to turn the buttocks to celebrate, must tell little Tang to listen this good news. 魏常还算淡定,身为老大,怎么可能扭屁股庆祝了,要把这个好消息告诉小唐听。 Three women look excitement that they such as come suddenly, was speechless, big person, but also looks like child. 三个女人看着他们突如而来的兴奋,都无语了,多大的人了,还像小孩子似的。 little Tang, you come, I told you a good news.” Wei Chang beckons toward Tang Wei. “小唐,你过来一下,我告诉你一个好消息。”魏常朝着唐薇招了招手。 Jie Jie Jie “桀桀桀・・・” Imperial translation: Ugly woman, comes quickly, the Elder Brother velvets, over a million!” 皇家翻译:“丑女人,快过来,哥哥赢钱啦,上百万呢!” Yi Hong is also very excited: Zi Shan, I also told you a good news.” 伊红也很兴奋:“紫衫,我也告诉你一个好消息。” Big brother Lv has no way with girlfriend share this moment joy unexpectedly, the feeling life good pain, oneself are the only single dog in team. 大哥吕侣竟然没法和女朋友分享这一刻的喜悦,感觉人生好苦啊,自己是团队里的唯一单身狗。 Three women bring to arrive at side the man curiously, pouring to listen is any good news. 三个女人带着好奇走到自己男人身边,倒想听听是什么好消息。 When three men prepare the dai Chinese zither, suddenly in the television resounds narrator that exciting words. 就在三个男人准备嘚瑟的时候,忽然电视里又响起解说员那激动的话语。 Manchester United scores point! In the stage when making up scored a goal unexpectedly, making us congratulate Manchester United 4 : 0 to defeat the opponent!” “曼联又进球啦!竟然在补时阶段里又射进一球,让我们恭喜曼联四比0战胜了对手!” At this moment! 此时此刻! Smiling faces on four male face stiffened, Necromancer that does not calculate, he is stiff. 四个男人脸上的笑容僵住了,死亡法师那不算,他一直都是僵着的。 4 : 0! 四比0! Why like this, a ball will kick obviously for 90 minutes, why when must make up! 为什么会这样,明明一场球踢90分钟,为什么还要补时! When must make up, why you must have a goal again, does not know that many people will therefore jump from an upper story! 就算要补时,你为什么要再进一球,不知道很多人会因此跳楼吗! Do the brothers of that goal, you know finally you are a murderer! 请问那位最后进球的兄弟,你知不知道你是个杀人犯啊! This is falls the rhythm of hell from the heaven. 这是从天堂掉地狱的节奏。 Now what to do! 现在怎么办! The wives called front to come, added that must tell her the good news, oneself bet the family belongings, just won obviously, finally lost? 老婆都叫到面前来了,还说要告诉她好消息,难道说自己赌家当,刚刚明明赢了,结果又输了吗? Three females the feeling is unusual immediately, just also a face happy expression, when hears and has a goal, instantaneous black 三女顿时感觉不寻常了,刚刚还一脸喜色,当听见又进一个球时,瞬间黑了・・・ Zi Shan smiles to ask toward Yi Hong: Husband ~ what good news?” 紫衫朝着伊红笑眯眯问道:“老公~什么好消息啊?” Quite nervous really quite nervous flusters how to reply, online. 好慌・・・真的好慌・・・慌得一比・・・怎么回答,在线等。 Xunfang as if felt that anything, was asking to Necromancer: You bet the ball!” 寻芳似乎感觉到什么了,对着死亡法师问道:“你是不是赌球了!” After Tang Wei hear, looks at Wei Chang unbelievable: Uncle Wei ~ you bet the ball!” 唐薇听后,难以置信看着魏常:“魏叔~你赌球了!” Yi Hong! You also bet!” Zi Shan panting in indignation interrogation. 伊红!你是不是也赌了!”紫衫气呼呼的质问。 Lv suddenly is happy, this is the happiness as single dog, has a look, even if oneself lost, not blame from girlfriend. 吕侣突然感到好幸福,这是身为单身狗的幸福,看看,自己就算输了,也没有来自女朋友的责怪。 The men did not speak. 众男人不语。 Uncle Wei, why you must bet the ball.” The Tang Wei hidden bitterness said, Uncle Wei you bet moistened, why is not willing to moisten me. “魏叔,你们为什么要赌球啊。”唐薇幽怨说道,魏叔你连赌都沾了,为什么就不愿意沾我呢。 Three people directly aimed at Necromancer. 三人直接指向了死亡法师 Necromancer compelled immediately ignorant, from the beginning only then bet, is you were asking that this does do, finally could not bear the seduction also join, if you did not join, I can one bet several hundred thousand, will definitely only bet 10,000-20,000. 死亡法师顿时懵逼了,一开始就只有自己赌的,是你们自己在问这是干什么,最后忍不住诱惑也加入了,要是你们不加入,我能一下赌几十万吗,肯定只会赌个10,000-20,000的啊。 Xunfang is breathless, shouted tenderly: Good you, do not learn all day long, lead the eldest child and others bet the ball! I had a look at you to lose many!” 寻芳气急败坏,娇喝道:“好啊你,成天不学好,带着老大和别人赌球!我看看你输了多少!” Xunfang takes up the Necromancer cell phone to look, immediately has a dizzy spell, now does not have the source of income, but also is resting on one's laurels, this goods one lost several hundred thousand, this is must rest the bridge bottom the rhythm! 寻芳拿起死亡法师的手机一看,顿时头晕目眩,现在本来就没有收入来源,还在吃老本,这货一下输了几十万,这是要睡桥底的节奏啊! A gown that pulls up Necromancer, takes up nearby Sickle of Death, walks while scolds: Is good your skeleton, lost so much money, looked how I go back to kill your! Later do not think that top up played the game!” 一把拉起死亡法师的袍子,拿起旁边的死亡之镰,一边走一边骂:“好你个骷髅啊,输了这么多钱,看我回去怎么弄死你的!以后你别想充钱玩游戏了!” Three men saw Necromancer dragging away by Xunfang, swallows the saliva, oneself little bet fortunately 三个男人看见死亡法师寻芳给拖走了,咽了咽口水,还好自己赌得少・・・ But this has anything to distinguish, bets the family belongings. 但这有什么区别吗,都是赌家当。 Tang Wei looked at a Wei Chang cell phone, immediately felt a little dizzy 唐薇看了一眼魏常的手机,顿时感觉有点头晕・・・ But has not blamed Wei Chang like Xunfang, nearby arriving that goes down in the world sits down. 但也没像寻芳那样责怪魏常,落魄的走到一旁坐下。 But Zi Shan also takes up the Yi Hong cell phone to look, the corners of the mouth pull out: Yi Hong! You were really more and more fierce! Dares to bet 5000 unexpectedly!” 紫衫也拿起伊红的手机一看,嘴角一抽:“伊红!你真是越来越厉害了!竟然敢赌5000块!” We one month of wages were gambled away by you! This month eats the earth? The property fee/spent does not need to hand over, the electrical bill and water fee do not need to hand over, the fuel gas fee/spent does not need to hand over, the cosmetics, I did not need to put on make-up even, but the clothes must have 1-2! You added that wants, when succeeds in one's pursuit, I thought that do not succeed in one's pursuit, first went back to have considering as finished the child.” Zi Shan is intelligent, uses something as a pretext. “咱们一个月的工资都被你赌光了!这个月去吃土吗?物业费不用交啊,电费和水费不用交啊,还有燃气费不用交啊,化妆品就算了,我也不用化妆,但衣服总得有1-2吧!你还说要等到事业有成,我看你别事业有成了,先回去把孩子生了算了。”紫衫还是蛮聪明的,借题发挥。 Yi Hong feels to feel ashamed, since by wife despising 伊红感到脸上无光啊,既然被老婆给鄙视了・・・ Must make an achievement to come out to give the wife to have a look, cannot make her look down upon! 一定要做一番成就出来给老婆看看,不能让她看不起! Lv, how you did not urge as the big brother.” Zi Shan said toward big brother green. “吕侣,你身为大哥怎么不劝劝。”紫衫朝着大哥绿说道。 big brother green is a little awkward, but quick conceals: Zi Shan, isn't my cannot calm down?” 大哥绿有点尴尬,不过很快就掩饰开:“紫衫,我这不是劝不住吗?” Considers as finished, this month expense big brother you first leave.” “算了算了,这个月的费用大哥你先出吧。” big brother green complexion is a little green knows early is not concerned about face, said oneself also lost all. 大哥绿・・・脸色有点绿・・・早知道不要脸了,说自己也输光了。
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