YCATOMW :: Volume #3

#298: The old ladies do not work as the widow ( 3 )


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Necromancer and Xunfang two people of groups. 正是死亡法师寻芳二人组。 This with great difficulty do not go to manage Ying family, two people run to go to Antarctic to be on one's honeymoon, this few days, gave to call suddenly 这好不容易不要去管赢家,两人就跑去南极度蜜月,这才没几天,突然又给叫回来了・・・ „Can your voice the dot, I unable to hear!” Xunfang shouts charmingly angry, day in day out is biubiubiu, does not know that looks for Exalted Venerable to have the mortal body. “你声音能不能小点啊,我都听不见了!”寻芳娇嗔喊道,一天到晚都是biubiubiu,也不知道去找尊上要具肉身。 Necromancer arrives in a big way the volume: Jie Jie Jie ~ 死亡法师将音量开到最大:“桀桀桀~” Imperial translation: I like in a big way.” 皇家翻译:“我喜欢大。” This may Xunfang annoying, started to begin! 这可把寻芳给惹毛了,开始动手! The small QQ car(riage) starts to shake fiercely, sound that but also sends out the evil person evil person, seems especially delightful in this empty underground parking garage. 小QQ车开始剧烈摇动,还发出嘎子嘎子的响声,在这空荡的地下停车场显得格外悦耳。 Long time later, two people go down the car(riage), Xunfang said panting in indignation: You must not go to want a mortal body, later do not bump me!” 良久之后,两人走下车,寻芳气呼呼说道:“你要再不去要个肉身,以后别碰我了!” Jie Jie Jie “桀桀桀・・・” Imperial translation: Probably said that I bump you to resemble to result, is not concerned about face.” 皇家翻译:“好像说我碰过你似得,不要脸。” Listens to this tone to know the unyielding person to refuse to accept, Xunfang tender snort/hum, whom looks at to endure lonely! 听这语气就知道硬骨头不服,寻芳娇哼一声,看谁耐得住寂寞! Necromancer secure bore for over a thousand years, settles the strength, Necromancer does not pass on responsibilities. 死亡法师都安耐了上千年,说定力,死亡法师当仁不让。 Xunfang looks at the cell phone. 寻芳看着手机。 I grow not ugly, why doesn't have the fans to pay attention to me?” Does not look at the fans account numbers of double-digit, Xunfang is very worried. “我长得也不丑啊,为什么就没粉丝关注我呢?”看着没有两位数的粉丝账号,寻芳很苦恼啊。 Jie Jie Jie. 桀桀桀。 Imperial translation: Also thinks the rising fans on your brain, did not fall is good.” 皇家翻译:“就你那脑子还想涨粉丝,不降就好了。” The Xunfang beautiful pupil stares: Is also speaking my malicious remarks!” 寻芳美眸一瞪:“是不是又在说我的坏话!” Necromancer has turned the head to look to the one side, I anything had not just said. 死亡法师转过头看向一旁,一副我刚刚什么都没说。 I must pat a video, helping me pat well, if fans not broken double-digit, you go to have the mortal body, I have received enough work as the day of widow!” Xunfang tender snort/hum said, others girlfriends are living the happy life, oneself had the boyfriend actually not to move! “我要拍一段视频,帮我好好拍,要是粉丝不破两位数,你就去要具肉身,我已经受够当寡妇的日子了!”寻芳娇哼道,别人女朋友都是过着幸福生活,自己有男朋友却动不了! Relax, Tang Wei and you together. 放心,还有个唐薇和你一起。 The good friends play together. 好朋友一起玩。 If Necromancer has the look, definitely a face despises, does not look for Exalted Venerable to want the mortal body, is anxious you. 死亡法师如果有眼神,肯定一脸鄙视,才不去找尊上要肉身,急死你。 Takes the cell phone to aim at Xunfang. 拿着手机对准寻芳 Sees only Xunfang to smile, a pair of beautiful pupil became the crescent moon curved, the small powder fist shook shakes, but also pulled up the hair. 只见寻芳嫣然一笑,一双美眸都弯成月牙了,小粉拳晃啊晃,还撩头发。 After patting, Xunfang takes immediately has come to see the effect, is very satisfied. 拍完之后,寻芳立即拿过来看效果,很是满意。 Attractive?” Xunfang asked curiously. “漂亮吗?”寻芳好奇问道。 Jie Jie Jie. 桀桀桀。 Imperial translation: In history is ugliest, but I like the clown.” 皇家翻译:“史上最丑,不过我就是喜欢丑的。” In addition BGM Xunfang sent this video: Dead skeleton, you best give me to go to have the mortal body to come back, otherwise you ended! Does not give you money to recharge!” 加上BGM寻芳就将这个视频发了出去:“死骷髅,你最好给我去要具肉身回来,不然你完了!不给你钱充值!” Necromancer shrugged, expressed indifferently, in any case anxious was not I. 死亡法师摊了摊手,表示无所谓,反正急的又不是我。 Sees Necromancer this attitude, Xunfang air/Qi, hold/container Baoshuai in the Necromancer bosom, proceeds panting in indignation. 看到死亡法师这个态度,寻芳就来气,将包包摔在死亡法师怀里,气呼呼往前走。 Jie Jie Jie!” “桀桀桀!” This is not the Necromancer round sound. 这不是死亡法师发出来的声音。 Sees only goes out of an ugly-looking man from the corner, the corners of the mouth also has the bloodstain, looked was taken possession by the evil spirit. 只见从拐角处走出一位面目狰狞的男人,嘴角还有血迹,一看就是被妖物附身了。 „A woman, a skeleton, what are you relate?” The men are bending the body, lifts that fierce face to ask. “一个女人,一个骷髅,你们是什么关系?”男人弓着身子,抬起那狰狞的面孔问道。 Xunfang drinks one tenderly: Has not related with you! Presents the life of Exalted Venerable, delivers you to go to the western heaven!” 寻芳娇喝一声:“跟你没关系!奉尊上之命,送你上西天!” The silver light flashes, the head of man rolled in the Necromancer under foot. 银光一闪,男子的头颅滚在了死亡法师脚下。 This master is the woman who likes such simple and crude. 本法师就是喜欢这么简单粗暴的女人。 Strength is good! What a pity this is not my main body, you look slowly, haha!!!” The head/number of people resounds the rampant laughter, seems very strange in this spacious parking lot. “实力不错!可惜这不是我的本体,你们慢慢找吧,哈哈!!!”人头响起嚣张的笑声,在这空旷的停车场显得很诡异。 Necromancer lifts starts. 死亡法师抬起脚。 Bang. 砰。 The watermelon exploded. 西瓜爆了。 Jie Jie Jie.” “桀桀桀。” Imperial translation: Ignorant evil spirit, disturbs the Exalted Venerable vacation unexpectedly, really acts recklessly!” 皇家翻译:“无知的妖魔,竟然打扰尊上假期,真是不知死活!” Holds in the arms the waist of Xunfang, the preparation drives to leave. 搂住寻芳的腰肢,准备开车离开。 Do not bump me, reaches an agreement does not make you bump, you cannot make me fail to keep one's word.” “不要碰我,说好不让你碰的,你不能让我言而无信。” Necromancer simply Xunfang anti- on shoulder, really dishonest woman. 死亡法师干脆将寻芳抗在肩上,真是不老实的女人。 At this time the Huajiang shore, two forms walk on the sidewalk, in tandem, from maintains in five meters. 此时华江岸边,两道身影走在人行道上,一前一后,距离一直保持在五米之内。 Small red with Zi Shan two people. 正是小红和紫衫两人。 Actually such atmosphere is really looks like very much at the appointment, walks looks at Huajiang in following Zi Shan, the cool breeze is swaying her beautiful hair, the slender finger is pulling up beautiful hair, beautiful. 其实这样的气氛真是很像在约会,走在后面的紫衫望着华江,清风吹拂着她的秀发,纤细的手指撩着秀发,美艳不已。 little brother red stops the footsteps, looks at behind Zi Shan, an eye of band of light the difference, is suddenly not wanting to make her be oneself wife, because this appearance cannot be joined. 小弟红停住脚步,看着身后的紫衫,目光带着异样,突然不想让她做自己媳妇了・・・因为自己这个样子配不上。 Walked until tired?” The little brother red concern asked. “走累了吗?”小弟红关切问道。 Zi Shan shakes the head. 紫衫摇了摇头。 Or goes back.” “那要不回去吧。” Do not stress the monster?” Zi Shan asked in a soft voice. “你不要抓妖了吗?”紫衫轻声问道。 little brother red did not speak. 小弟红不语。 Zi Shan said lightly: This stresses the monster is also my duty-bound matter, goes to the downstream to have a look.” 紫衫淡淡说道:“这抓妖也是我分内的事情,去下游看看吧。” little brother red heard Zi Shan saying that for the first time such long words, expressed very happily. 小弟红还是第一次听见紫衫说这么长的话,表示很开心。 Two people walk toward the Huajiang downstream. 两人朝着华江下游走去。 This has a piece of reed, naturally also follows the mosquito, little brother red will certainly not make Zi Shan be nipped by the mosquito, well protecting. 这有着一片芦苇,当然也伴随着蚊子,小弟红当然不会让紫衫被蚊子咬了,好好护着。 Zi Shan has not said anything, two people walk toward the reed deep place. 紫衫也没说什么,两人朝着芦苇深处走去。 „!” little brother red sudden, hints Zi Shan do not make the sound, because felt that the front has breath all at once. “嘘!”小弟红突然一顿,示意紫衫不要作声,因为感觉前方有一股气息。 Today Uncle Wei is to destroy completely takes the fish fine evil spirit to oneself duty, if guesses well should be front not the far person! 今天魏叔给自己的任务就是灭掉吸食鱼精的妖魔,如果猜得不错应该就是前面不远的人! At this time on the surface of the river a scarlet, the blood-color aura from surface of the river gathering in both hands of man, the innumerable fish floated above the surface of the river, the scene was frightening. 此时江面上一片猩红,血色的气息从江面集聚在男人的双手中,无数的鱼浮在了江面之上,场面让人心惊。 Then established the goal, low voice and behind Zi Shan said: Do not leave me is too far.” 这下确定了目标,小声和身后的紫衫说道:“不要离我太远了。” Zi Shan nods, present she is an average person, is only the experience is sufficient. 紫衫点了点头,现在的她就是个普通人,只是经验充足。 Only listens to little brother red to go out of the reed, loudly shouts: Has not stopped!” 只听小弟红走出芦苇,大喝一声:“还不住手!” The men have turned the head slowly, looked at little brother red one, immediately continues to take, has not paid attention. 男子缓缓转过头,看了小弟红一眼,随即继续吸食,根本就没有理会。 A little brother red brow wrinkle, this person is very rampant! 小弟红眉头一皱,此人很嚣张啊! Picked up pebble to lose. 捡起一颗石子丢了过去。 The men holds, the sinking sound said: Now walks, this king rich/forgive your life!” 男子一把抓住,沉声说道:“现在走,本王饶你一命!” Presents the life of our Exalted Venerable, today takes your life!” “奉吾等尊上之命,今日取你性命!” Before little brother red , a following big brother works, is that obedient person, the big brother said that anything is anything, without own position. 小弟红以前一只跟着大哥做事,属于那种听话的人,大哥说什么就是什么,没有自己的主张。 Wei Chang also looked, therefore separated two people, this small must train red, later must expand the boundary for Exalted Venerable. 魏常也看出来了,所以分开两人,这小红要训练训练,以后还得为尊上扩疆。 The men faced up to little brother red finally, the body sends out the light smell of blood: Your guts are very big, but you should not install to compel before me!” 男子终于是正视了小弟红,身上散发出淡淡的血腥味:“你胆量很大,但是你不该在我面前装逼!” Sorry, I will not install to compel.” little brother red is a little anxiously small, after all first time facing enemy, no big brother. “抱歉,我不会装逼。”小弟红有点小紧张,毕竟第一次面对敌人,又没大哥在。 Men's chuckle: Compels the standard to be full, or you mix with me!” 男子轻笑一声:“逼格十足,要不你跟我混吧!” Where do you come?” little brother red asked curiously, felt pulling the daily family activity likely. “你哪来的?”小弟红好奇问道,感觉像在扯家常了。 The male sinking sound said: I come from the hell! Where you come!” 男子沉声说道:“我来自地狱!你哪来的!” little brother red patted struck one's chest to shout: I come from Dongming Village!” 小弟红拍了拍胸脯喝道:“我来自东明村!” The male corners of the mouth pull out, this person really enough installs to compel! 男子嘴角一抽,这个人果然够装逼! little brother red is not silly, just in the set information, one knows where the opposite party came from. 小弟红也不傻,刚刚只是在套情报,一下就知道对方来自哪里了。 Hell? How to listen to this city? Is it possible that overseas? 地狱?怎么没听过这个城市?莫非是国外的? Boy, this king is happy today, the road makes way, this king does not kill you today!” “小子,本王今天心情好,路让开,本王今日不杀你!” „It is not good! Exalted Venerable has the order, you must die today!” The little brother red tone is categorical, no makes concessions! “不行!尊上有命令,你今日必须死!”小弟红的语气斩钉截铁,没有一丝退让!
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