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#169: Devils ~


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Xunfang that quickly was peaceful was ignited immediately: Your dead taoist priest, I must be cut to pieces you!” 原本快安静下来的寻芳立即又被点着了:“你个死道士,我要把你千刀万剐!” Who and it was a couple, blind your dog eye! 谁和它是夫妇了,瞎了你的狗眼是吧! Necromancer types immediately single-handed, then looks to Xunfang: He looks rich, killed money grab/rush again is not late.” 死亡法师立即单手打字,然后给寻芳看:“他看起来蛮有钱的,把钱抢了再杀也不迟。” The air/Qi results in chest high and low fluctuating Xunfang to be gradually peaceful, tender sound said: Lets loose me.” 气得胸口上下起伏的寻芳渐渐安静下来,娇声道:“放开我。” Necromancer loosens the willow waist of Xunfang, the feel of human is never expected that good, soft, is very comfortable. 死亡法师松开寻芳的柳腰,没想到人类的手感还不错,软软的,很舒服。 No wonder Exalted Venerable and masters have the woman, perhaps likes this point, in the evening sleeps to hug comfortably, looks at Xunfang of not far away, Necromancer as if knows why Exalted Venerable must make her fall in love with itself crazily. 难怪尊上和主人都有女人,恐怕就是喜欢这一点吧,晚上睡觉抱起来舒服,看着不远处的寻芳,死亡法师似乎知道为什么尊上要让她疯狂爱上自己了。 Originally to own reward, oneself is really stupid, at this time understood that the Exalted Venerable pains, never expected that Exalted Venerable actually so cares about subordinate subordinate private life, really quite affected. 原来是给自己的奖励啊,自己真是愚蠢,这个时候才理解尊上的苦心,没想到尊上竟然如此关心属下的属下私生活,真的好感动。 Xunfang arrives around Dou Fushi, the sweet and delicate voice shouted: Money hands over!” 寻芳走到斗浮世跟前,娇声喝道:“钱交出来!” The Dou Fushi originally thinks oneself were dying, without thinking of this malicious ghost couple wants money, that said. 斗浮世原本以为自己要死了,没想到这恶鬼夫妇只要钱,那就好说了。 Ghost elder sister, this is my complete family belongings.” Dou Fushi puts out the shrivelled wallet, inside only has more than 20 dollars, are poor. “鬼姐姐,这是我的全部家当。”斗浮世拿出瘪瘪的钱包,里面就只有20多块钱,比自己还穷。 Xunfang gives a foot, it seems like that the anger is very big. 寻芳给上一脚,看来火气很大啊。 Do not think that I do not know, now who also brings the cash, WeChat to transfer accounts!” The Xunfang sweet and delicate voice shouted. “别以为我不知道,现在谁还带现金,微信转账!”寻芳娇声喝道。 My grass! Now the evil spirit and time synchronized, robs with WeChat unexpectedly! Underestimated the magical skill of this evil spirit. 我艹!现在厉鬼都和时代同步了,竟然用微信抢劫!还是低估了这厉鬼的道行。 Devil! You have not given me to come!” Xunfang shouts toward Necromancer. “死鬼!你还不给我过来!”寻芳朝着死亡法师喊道。 However kneels in ground Dou Fushi is a little ignorant, devil? Now evil spirit such love? 然而跪在地上的斗浮世有点懵,死鬼?现在厉鬼都这么恩爱的吗? Ghost elder sister, small is also lives hand to mouth to eat, the present ghost were getting fewer and fewer, by several large amount grasping, really without how much money.” Dou Fushi is imploring urgently, this day sincerity is not good to mix. “鬼姐姐,小的也是混口饭吃,现在的鬼越来越少了,都被几大宗门给抓了,真没多少钱啊。”斗浮世苦苦哀求着,这日子真心不好混。 Snort! Originally is an orphan, do not quibble, account transfer!” “哼!原来是个孤儿,不要狡辩,转账!” Orphans Dou Fushi heart in drop blood. 孤儿・・・斗浮世心在滴血。 in addition WeChat, Xunfang shouted tenderly: First transfers 10,000.” 加了微信,寻芳娇喝道:“先转一万。” Now the ghosts knows that WeChat transfers accounts for day only to be able 10,000. 现在连鬼都知道微信转账一天只能一万。 Necromancer feeling pleased accepts 10,000, then types saying: Killed.” 死亡法师喜滋滋的收下一万块,然后打字说道:“杀了吧。” Xunfang raises the hand. 寻芳扬起手。 Ghost elder sister, I can also transfer 10,000 tomorrow!!!” Dou Fushi shouts immediately, managing him is useful, maintains life importantly. “鬼姐姐,我明天还能转一万!!!”斗浮世立即喊道,管他有没有用,保命要紧啊。 Necromancer one happy. 死亡法师一喜。 However Xunfang may, no matter so many, only then died to be able by oneself to calm the mind. 然而寻芳可不管那么多,只有死亡才能让自己静下心来。 This is a money tree, daily can fall money, died was a pity. 这可是个摇钱树啊,天天能掉钱,死了多可惜。 Necromancer holds in the arms the violent to walk again Xunfang, the delicate hands of Xunfang have fallen. 死亡法师再次搂住暴走中的寻芳,不过寻芳的纤手已经落下。 Dou Fushi looks at to split open the ground, the vest was cool, is the ghost big brother is good, the ghost elder sister was too savage. 斗浮世看着身边开裂的地面,背心都凉了,还是鬼大哥好啊,鬼姐姐太凶残了。 You let loose me, I must kill him! The devils, you let loose me quickly!” Xunfang is struggling in the Necromancer bosom, grasps and bites. “你放开我,我要杀了他!死鬼,你快放开我!”寻芳死亡法师怀里挣扎着,又抓又咬。 Necromancer aspirates, this woman was really insane, it seems like only then used the unique skill, so long as this move used and ensure she fainted immediately. 死亡法师吐了口气,这个女人真是疯了,看来只有使出绝招了,只要这招一用,保证她立马晕倒。 That is 那就是・・・ Kiss of death! 死亡之吻! Necromancer offers the life's second fragrant kiss, but Xunfang is staring the beautiful pupil, looks at that empty eye hole, the eyes turns at present, fainted 死亡法师献出此生第二次的香吻,而寻芳瞪着美眸,看着眼前那空洞的眼洞,双眼一翻,晕了・・・ The Dou Fushi slowly under head, I am a child 斗浮世缓缓底下头,我还是个孩子・・・ „Is ghost big brother, you short of money very much?” The Dou Fushi probe asked. “鬼大哥,你很缺钱吗?”斗浮世试探问道。 Necromancer is holding Xunfang, types with the cell phone: Said.” 死亡法师抱着寻芳,用手机打字:“说说。” Small just passed by a restaurant, hearing three inferior (Asia) to have the important matter to happen, moreover had money to gain.” Although Dou Fushi listens is not very clear, but was almost this meaning. “小的刚刚路过一个酒庄,听人说叁亚有大事发生,而且有钱赚。”斗浮世虽然听的不是很清楚,但差不多就是这个意思了。 Really has this matter?” The Necromancer typing asked. “真有此事?”死亡法师打字问道。 For maintaining life, did not still have to say even. 为了保命,就算没有也要说有。 Ghost big brother, “鬼大哥, How I dare to deceive you. ” Necromancer thinks, since can have the important matter, that can definitely collect the information, moreover can make money, why not? 我怎么敢骗你呢。”死亡法师想了想,既然能发生大事,那肯定能收集情报了,而且又能赚钱,何乐而不为呢? Dares to deceive me, you died!” The Necromancer typing said, crosses the hands behind the back wields, three people vanish in the park instantaneously, has appeared in three inferior (Asia). “敢骗我,你就死定了!”死亡法师打字道,负手一挥,三人瞬间消失在公园里,已经出现在叁亚了。 Necromancer is really elusive, Ye Hua is also waiting for the tomorrow's flight. 死亡法师真是来无影去无踪,叶华还等着明天的航班。 At this time Ye Hua and the others just had a night-time snack, goes home together. 此时叶华等人刚刚吃了夜宵,一起回家。 Husband ~ quite full Qing Ya is pulling the arm of Ye Hua, said prettily, after this misunderstanding unties, Qing Ya became little girl to result in likely, liked acting like a spoiled brat to sell in front of Ye Hua to sprout/moe. “老公~好饱・・・”青雅挽着叶华的手臂,娇滴滴说道,这次误会解开之后,青雅变得像个小女孩似得了,喜欢在叶华面前撒娇卖萌。 Ye Hua patted the head of Qing Ya: Who asked you to eat so many.” 叶华拍了拍青雅的脑袋:“谁叫你吃那么多。” Quite full ~ “好饱~” Child child is also quite full ~ “子子也好饱~” With following two beginning sound is supporting the waist, appearance that must rise. 跟着后面的两位“初音”撑着腰肢,一副要涨死的模样。 This is three gluttons naturally, was much longer that to call the glutton, is longer much that to call the rice bucket. 这就是三个吃货・・・当然了,长得好那叫吃货,长得丑那叫饭桶。 Returns to the bedroom, the Qing Ya second of being satiated with food and wine to rest, shouted that shouted that does not awake, you called her to turn strangely chirp. 回到卧室,吃饱喝足的青雅秒睡,喊都喊不醒的那种,你叫她就变成嘤嘤怪。 Initially early morning. 初晨。 Weather of this day is actually good, Sun is not very big, suits goes out the traveling. 这天的天气倒是不错,太阳不是很大,适合出门旅游。 Ye Hua opens the eye, first looked at the chest, it seems like that the Qing Ya mouth-watering problem was does not have. 叶华睁开眼睛,先看了看胸口,看来青雅流口水的毛病算是没了。 Got out of bed.” “起床了。” ying chirp ~ “嘤嘤嘤~” Raising the hand is gently a racket: Got up.” 扬起手就是轻轻一拍:“起来了。” No, now also early, our noon airplanes.” “不嘛,现在还早,我们中午的飞机。” Buys the breakfast for you.” Man who Ye Hua observes the commitment, since will comply to fulfill. “给你买早餐。”叶华可是信守承诺的男人,既然答应了就会履行。 Qing Ya closely is holding Ye Hua: „ Does not permit ~ under I buy for you. Ye Hua also took does not have the means that one held Qing Ya, threw the washroom, let her sober. 青雅紧紧抱着叶华:“不准~等下我给你买。叶华也是拿着没办法了,一把就抱起青雅,丢到洗手间,让她清醒一下。 However the washroom erupts Qing Ya to look for the sound that Ye Hua goes all out, finally was certainly defeated, cleans the teeth to wash the face distressfully. 然而洗手间爆发出青雅叶华拼命的声音,结果当然是被击败,愁眉苦脸地刷牙洗脸。 Azure elder sister, the cousin they are so how noisy.” Ye Zizi lies on the bed, asked blurry. “青姐姐,大表哥他们怎么那么吵啊。”叶子子趴在床上,迷迷糊糊问道。 Qing Yu Tong has not rested, the quilt was kicked under the bed, muttered: Custom was good.” 青雨彤更是没有睡相,被子都被踢在了床下,喃喃道:“习惯就好了。” Oh ~ ~ ~ ~~~” Is smoking, Ye Hua goes out settles, arrives at the lane entrance. 抽着烟,叶华走出了清吧,来到巷口。 Two fried cake fruits, a additional egg adds the sausage.” Ye Hua stands before the aunt shouts. “两个煎饼果子,其中一个加蛋加火腿肠。”叶华站在大妈面前喊道。 As soon as the aunt listens, smiles saying: Became reconciled?” 大妈一听,笑眯眯说道:“和好了啊?” Ye Hua did not speak. 叶华不语。 Do not install, this has anything is quite shy, coaxes the wife perfectly justified matter.” “别装了,这有什么好害羞的,哄老婆天经地义的事情。” Your which eye saw the main body to install, after believing, did not eat your here! 你哪只眼睛看见本尊在装了,信不信以后不在你这里吃了! The aunt makes the fried cake fruit to say with a smile: You should smile, daily puts on a serious face to do, particularly to wife.” 大妈做着煎饼果子笑道:“你应该多笑笑,天天板着个脸干什么咯,尤其是对老婆。” Quibble.” Ye Hua said lightly. “歪理。”叶华淡淡说道。 The aunt refused to accept, debating championships launch. 大妈就不服了,一场辩论赛展开。 Qing Ya waited for a long time not to see Ye Hua to come back, slightly was a little worried, then ran up to the lane entrance, saw Ye Hua and aunt unexpectedly is arguing anything. 青雅等了老半天也不见叶华回来,有点小担心,然后就跑到巷口,竟然看见叶华和大妈在争辩着什么。 Ye Hua, you?” Qing Ya walks to ask curiously. 叶华,你们?”青雅走过去好奇问道。 Ye Hua puts out a hand to hug, said: My wife I takes responsibility.” 叶华伸手一搂,说道:“我的老婆我做主。” The aunt is speechless, appearance that couple days ago must die, is not the aunt helps you be able to you to become reconciled quickly, next time do not think the aunt helped you. 大妈无语,前几天还一副要死的模样,不是大妈给你帮忙你们能这么快和好,下次别想大妈帮你了。 Although does not know that what happened, but hasn't Qing Ya known Ye Hua? Is definitely installing to compel, apologized to the aunt with a smile. 虽然不知道发生什么事情,但青雅还不知道叶华吗?肯定又在装逼了,笑着给大妈道歉。
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