YCATOMW :: Volume #1

#13: Your nocturnal emission


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Bang!” “砰!” Qing Ya closes the bathroom door ruthlessly, inside exudes the sound immediately. 青雅狠狠关上浴室门,里面顿时发出噼里啪啦的响声。 Spoiling the thing must lose money.” Ye Hua is resting the head on the head, makes noise to shout. “弄坏东西要赔钱的。”叶华枕着脑袋,出声喊道。 In the bathroom stopped slightly, bigger sound sound, this like opening the family/home simply. 浴室里稍微停顿了一下,更大的声音响了起来,这简直就像在拆家。 After a half hour, Qing Ya threw over the bath towel to walk: Asked the person to cultivate/repair, the faucet was curved.” 半个小时后,青雅披着浴巾走了出来:“叫人来修,水龙头弯了。” Has no free time, you said.” “没空,你叫。” Is casual you, in any case this is not my family.” Qing Ya shrugged, sits on the bed, covers with the quilt including oneself wants the mouth-watering tender body. “随便你,反正这又不是我家。”青雅摊了摊手,坐在床上,用被子盖住连自己都要流口水的娇躯。 Ye Hua breathes a sigh of relief, takes up nearby cell phone to send an information to Wei Chang, as unsurpassed supreme, if anything must begin personally, that must do hand/subordinate. 叶华舒了口气,拿起一旁的手机给魏常发了一条信息,身为无上至尊,如果什么事都要亲自动手,那还要手下干什么。 Where however today does the crack bone run? Is it possible that went to meet that female star? Really is a pursue does not have. 不过今天裂骨又跑哪里去了?莫非又去会那个女明星了?真的是一点追求都没有。 Your dog?” Qing Ya by bedhead, as also Ye Hua watches the animated cartoon together. “你的狗呢?”青雅靠在床头,也随着叶华一起看动画片。 Going out copulation.” Ye Hua tranquil say/way. “出去交配了。”叶华平静道。 The Qing Ya willow eyebrows concentrate: You cannot speak well!” 青雅柳眉一凝:“你就不能好好说话吗!” Went out to reproduce the descendant.” “出去繁殖后代了。” You!!! Ye Hua, were you before this condition?” The Qing Ya sinking sound said, thought this man should be sick, such a wants to be a little afraid, can oneself child be infected. “你!!!叶华,你以前就是这种状态吗?”青雅沉声说道,觉得这个男人应该是有病,这么一想有点害怕,那自己孩子会不会被传染。 Ye Hua said lightly: „It is not.” 叶华淡淡道:“不是。” What is that?” “那是什么样的?” Ye Hua turns head, looks on the bed beautiful Qing Ya, said lightly: Frightening.” 叶华回过头来,看着床上美艳的青雅,淡淡道:“令人恐惧的。” Ye Hua, you do not install to compel is graceful.” Helpless Qing Ya shakes the head, the sentiment he is in two young fellows. 叶华,你不装逼的时候还是蛮帅的。”青雅无奈摇头,感情他就是个中二男青年。 Ye Hua chuckle: Installs to compel? Before had many people to install to compel before me, but no can succeed.” 叶华轻笑一声:“装逼?以前有很多人在我面前装逼,但没有一个能成功。” Haha Qing Ya provoked laughter by Ye Hua, this man can always talk nonsense seriously, but can cry to the air/Qi oneself instantaneously. “哈哈・・・”青雅叶华逗笑了,这个男人总是能一本正经的胡说八道,但又可以瞬间把自己给气哭。 Facing the Qing Ya laughter, the Ye Hua choice neglects, how to say again is also the kid's mother, is only a little stupid, was really worried that own child intelligence quotient was pushed down by the biological mother. 面对青雅的笑声,叶华选择忽略,再怎么说也是孩子他妈,只是有点蠢而已,真担心自己的孩子智商被亲妈拉低了。 Long time, Qing Ya tender sound said: Tomorrow evening goes to my family to eat meal.” 良久后,青雅娇声道:“明天晚上去我家吃饭。” Good.” “好。” Such refreshed? This goods cannot want to make fun of itself. 这么爽快?这货不会又想捉弄自己吧。 When the time comes listens completely my.” “到时候全部听我的。” Good.” “好。” Ye Hua is this, Qing Ya is the worry, felt that he is far-fetched, careless. 叶华越是这样,青雅越是担心,感觉他就不靠谱,吊儿郎当的。 Thinks, Qing Ya closed the beautiful pupil slowly, actually dreamed of that night 想着想着,青雅缓缓闭上了美眸,竟然梦见了那天晚上・・・ Qing Ya! Qing Ya!” 青雅青雅!” The ear resounds the familiar sound, Qing Ya said blurry: Do not be noisy ~ I am not good ~ 耳边响起熟悉的声音,青雅迷迷糊糊道:“别闹~我不行了~” Prepared to eat meal!” The Ye Hua sinking sound said that this woman really as stupid as horizon, but also at recollection that night matter. “准备吃饭了!”叶华沉声说道,这个女人真的蠢到天际了,还在回忆那天晚上的事情。 Eats meal?” “吃饭?” Qing Ya in fond dream awakens immediately, is pointing at Ye Hua: You just!!!” 美梦中的青雅顿时惊醒,指着叶华:“你刚刚!!!” You had the spring dream.” Ye Hua light say/way. “你做春梦了。”叶华淡淡道。 Is impossible!” “不可能!” Ye Hua reveals the look that despises: Next time I will record to you.” 叶华露出鄙视的眼神:“下次我给你录起来。” Dies!” “去死!” Qing Ya is biting the lip, puts out a hand to trace, the complexion immediately changes, became red-hot popular 青雅咬着嘴唇,伸手摸了摸,脸色顿时一变,都红透了・・・ Looks to crash in Qing Ya of bathroom, Ye Hua sighs, opens the beautiful Group to start to order food, the chicken cooks the mushroom to be as if good, comes several jin (0.5 kg) oil to cook in a covered vessel the prawn again. 看着冲进浴室的青雅,叶华叹了口气,打开美团开始点菜,小鸡炖蘑菇似乎不错,再来几斤油焖大虾。 When Qing Ya comes out again, in the room has been filling fragrance, the glowing red small lobster braves the fragrant steam, makes one swallow the saliva. 青雅再次出来,房间里已经弥漫着一股香味,红彤彤的小龙虾冒着喷香的热气,不禁让人咽口水。 Pulled out a small low stool, Qing Ya started unrestrained/no trace of politeness, a Ye Hua brow wrinkle, this woman really did not have the custom! 抽了一根小矮凳,青雅毫不客气的开动了,叶华眉头一皱,这个女人真的没规矩! „Do you have money? Does money point where comes to go?” Qing Ya peeled a shrimp meat, placed in the cooking liquor to mix, later a face ate up satisfiedly, really good delicious Oh ~ “你不是没钱吗?哪来的钱点外卖的?”青雅剥了一块虾肉,放在汤汁里拌了下,随后一脸满足吃下,真的好好吃~ Subordinate money.” Ye Hua said lightly. “属下的钱。”叶华淡淡说道。 Qing Ya almost the shrimp meat spurting: „ You also go with others' money point unexpectedly! You donate money even, 青雅差点把虾肉给喷出来:“你竟然还用别人的钱点外卖!你就算捐款, Does not need to contribute completely. ” Dislikes troublesome, gave the card directly.” 也没必要全部都捐了吧。”“嫌麻烦,把卡直接给了。” Cowhide!” “牛皮!” , Ye Hua continued saying: Is truly poor with subordinate money, waits to give stretch/open card to me.” 顿了顿,叶华继续说道:“用属下的钱确实不怎么好,等下给张卡给我。” The Qing Ya corners of the mouth pull out fiercely: You used wife's money to be satisfied! Also does not know that who said that money is only the paper 青雅嘴角猛地一抽:“你用老婆的钱就心安理得了!也不知道谁说的,钱只是纸而已・・・” Remembers that overdraws in a big way to me.” Ye Hua has not paid attention. “记得给我一张透支大的。”叶华根本就没理会。 Qing Ya is very uncomfortable: Why!” 青雅很不爽:“凭什么!” Depending on you are my wife!” Ye Hua also came the anger, thinks highly of you with your money that was also because you were child's mother, otherwise the bird cannot the bird you. “凭你是我老婆!”叶华也来火气了,用你的钱那是看得起你,也是因为你是孩子的妈,不然鸟都不会鸟你。 Qing Ya actually had nothing to say in reply, when gave his laborious fee/spent! 青雅竟然无言以对,就当给他的辛苦费了! Takes up nearby package package, puts out a black drill card to place on the table from inside casually, Ye Hua accepts unrestrained/no trace of politeness, binds WeChat immediately: Password how many?” 拿起一旁的包包,随便从里面拿出一张黑钻卡放在桌上,叶华毫不客气收下,立马绑定微信:“密码多少?” 123456.” “123456。” Ye Hua stares slightly, this woman also really has the character, bound WeChat, finally do not use the Wei Chang money, for this matter also often complained, was really a mean-spirited monster. 叶华微微一愣,这女人还真有性格,绑定好了微信,终于不要用魏常的钱了,为了这事还经常抱怨,真是个小气的怪物。 Happy Ye Hua said lightly: Gives me to peel the lobster.” 心情不错的叶华淡淡说道:“给我剥龙虾。” The small lobster in Qing Ya hand fell immediately, unbelievable looks at Ye Hua: Why!” 青雅手中的小龙虾顿时掉了,难以置信的看着叶华:“凭什么!” Depending on you are my wife.” Ye Hua indifferent say/way. “凭你是我老婆。”叶华淡然道。 Qing Ya pounds on the table to stand up: My this is becomes your wife or, when your servant!” 青雅拍着桌子站起身来:“我这是当你老婆还是当你佣人!” When my wife has many customs, you can study slowly.” Ye Hua said calmly. “当我老婆有很多规矩,你可以慢慢学。”叶华平静说道。 Qing Ya cold snort/hum: Who likes ding-dong going, waits for the child to live in any case, we divorce.” 青雅冷哼一声:“谁爱当当去,反正等孩子生下来,咱们就离婚。” After Qing Ya said that the atmosphere in room one solidified, the Ye Hua vision is locking Qing Ya, looked at the latter to shrink shrinking. 青雅说完之后,房间里的气氛一下就凝固了,叶华目光锁定着青雅,看得后者缩了缩。 Qing Ya does not have to feel oneself where wrong, gives him money, gives back to him to have a child, almost anything gave him, he also wanted here, wanted there, did not consider that own feeling, oneself did not slam a door to leave has shown due respect for the feelings very much. 青雅没有觉得自己哪里错,给他钱,还给他生孩子,差不多什么都给他了,他还要这里,要那里的,根本就不考虑自己的感受,自己不摔门走人已经很给面子了。 Sits on the small backless stool, Qing Ya continues to eat, does not eat does not eat white/in vain, you stupidly look! 坐在小板凳上,青雅继续吃,不吃白不吃,你就傻看着吧! Before a Ye Hua person ate, can only begin, but is now different, had the wife! Oneself do not need to begin, if began, what to do if passes on, face where! 以前叶华一个人吃,只能自己动手,但是现在不同,有了老婆!那自己就不需要动手了,如果动手了,要是传出去怎么办,脸面何在! This goods have really not eaten, at noon does not eat, in the evening can also be stubborn with? 这货还真不吃啊,中午不吃,晚上也要和自己犟? Ok, looks in your pitiful share, dials a shrimp meat to you, enjoys your chicken buttocks again, haha ~ 算了,看在你可怜的份上,给你拨一个虾肉,再赏你一个鸡屁股,哈哈~ Looks that Qing Ya sends food on own initiative, Ye Hua was happier, felt that today a little rebellion, trains several years of human nature almost to crash. 看着青雅主动送来食物,叶华心情好了一些,感觉今天有点暴动,培养几年的人性差点就要崩塌。 Sees Ye Hua to eat up oneself exhausted shrimp meat, some Qing Ya at heart strange feelings, unknowingly gave Ye Hua to peel one, then two people without the exchange, Qing Ya ate one, to Ye Hua exhausted one, several jin (0.5 kg) small lobster instantaneously would have no. 看见叶华吃下自己剥的虾肉,青雅心里有种怪怪的感觉,不知不觉中又给叶华剥了一个,接下来两人都没交流,青雅自己吃一个,又给叶华剥一个,几斤小龙虾瞬间就没了。 Quite full, the finger hurt exhaustedly.” Qing Ya suppressed the mouth, looks own that slender finger, loves dearly. “好饱,手指都剥疼了。”青雅憋了憋嘴,看着自己那纤细的手指,心疼不已。 Ye Hua has turned around to say lightly: „Under tidies up.” 叶华转过身淡淡道:“收拾下。” I!!!” This Ye Hua definitely is the heaven sends to punish own, hang there! Insists again for nine months! “我!!!”这个叶华肯定是上天派来惩罚自己的,坚持住!再坚持九个月!
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