YCATOMW :: Volume #2

#128: Ye instant noodles


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After two people returned to clear, a few words did not say, Ye Hua put out the cell phone to select the small lobster immediately, had the skill you not to peel! 两人回到清吧之后,还是一句话都不说,叶华随即拿出手机点了小龙虾,有本事你别剥! Qing Yu Tong will be unlucky, just will be today clear cleans cleanly, backbreaking. 青雨彤今天可谓是倒霉透顶,刚刚将清吧打扫干净,腰酸背痛的。 „Does brother-in-law, what we eat at noon?” Sees the brother-in-law and elder sister comes back, Qing Yu Tong quickly asked that the implied meaning was very obvious. “姐夫,中午咱们吃什么?”见姐夫和姐姐回来,青雨彤急忙问道,言下之意很明显了。 Brother-in-law ~ others must eat the meat meat ~ 姐夫~人家要吃肉肉~ Small lobster!” “小龙虾!” Qing Yu Tong is disappointed, is good to fondly remember to eat the feeling of meat meat, including keeps the fragrance in the mouth enunciation, will attract gently permits also to have the juice to flow out, will immediately be completely relaxed. 青雨彤一脸失望,好怀念吃肉肉的感觉,含在嘴里口齿留香,轻轻吸允还会有汁液流出,顿时心旷神怡。 Has not eaten that delicious meat meat, moreover after finishing eating, felt that skin stick , that may be more delicious than the small lobster. 从来就没吃过那么好吃的肉肉,而且吃完之后感觉皮肤棒棒哒,那可比小龙虾好吃多了。 Hapless is not anything, more desperate also in behind. 倒霉不算什么,更绝望的还在后面。 Three people sit at the table, Ye Hua and Qing Ya have not used the chopsticks, Qing Yu Tong look, this hasn't become reconciled? 三人坐在餐桌旁,叶华青雅都没动筷子,青雨彤就愣愣地看着,这还没有和好吗? That you did not eat me first to eat.” Said that Qing Yu Tong puts on the glove. “那个你们不吃我先吃了。”说完青雨彤就戴上手套。 But eats is eating the feeling atmosphere is not right, do not quarrel. 可是吃着吃着感觉气氛不对劲啊,不会是又要吵起来了吧。 Brother-in-law please eat the shrimp.” “姐夫请吃虾。” Elder sister please eat the shrimp.” “姐姐请吃虾。” Sir please eat the shrimp.” “大爷们请吃虾。” Qing Yu Tong pledged, next time will not work as the peacemaker, tired is oneself. 青雨彤发誓,下次再也不当和事佬了,累的都是自己。 Ye Hua cold snort/hum, now is not exhausted the shrimp, it seems very gruff, tidies up you by the evening again! 叶华冷哼一声,现在连虾都不剥了,看来还挺倔的,到晚上再收拾你! Qing Ya simultaneously cold snort/hum, but also thinks that give you to peel the shrimp, said one wife, I was wrong.” This also almost. 青雅同时冷哼一声,还想自己给你剥虾,说一句“老婆,我错了。”这还差不多。 Several jin (0.5 kg) small lobster was removed by a Qing Yu Tong person, felt that the finger hurt spicily: Dinner do not call me, I solve.” 几斤小龙虾被青雨彤一个人剥掉,感觉手指都辣疼了:“晚饭不要叫我了,我自己解决。” Throws down these words Qing Yu Tong to return to the bedroom, did not eat meal with them. 丢下这句话青雨彤回到卧室,再也不和他们吃饭了。 Ye Hua wiped the mouth to move toward the office, but Qing Ya moved toward the bedroom. 叶华擦了擦嘴走向办公室,而青雅走向卧室。 The main body rests the office today, without the main body chest looked how you go to sleep, when the time comes has not asked to go to bed, Jie Jie Jie 本尊今天就睡办公室了,没有本尊的胸膛看你如何入眠,到时候还不是求着自己上床,桀桀桀・・・ Looks at the Ye Hua walking office, Qing Ya is pressed the eyebrow corner/horn, at the worst buys a baby, really thinks that your I could not have fallen asleep. 看着叶华走去办公室,青雅蹙着眉角,大不了就去买个娃娃,真以为没有你我就睡不着了。 The night falls, Qing Yu Tong is the plan solves with the instant noodles, did not give them to work as the servant in any case. 夜幕降临,青雨彤是打算用方便面解决一下,反正是不给他们当佣人了。 But Ye Hua waits for Qing Ya to shout, Qing Ya waits for Ye Hua to shout. 叶华等着青雅来喊,青雅则等着叶华来喊。 Caused two people unable to hold in finally, with the instant noodles pad pad belly, battle qi to turn over to mump secretly, do not give oneself hungrily. 导致两人最后都憋不住了,偷偷用方便面垫垫肚子,斗气归斗气,可别把自己给饿了。 Before Ye Hua, often eats the instant noodles, has the understanding of the instant noodles. 叶华以前可是经常吃方便面的,对方便面颇有理解。 First what must achieve is rips open outside that to become the light packing, opens above packing, takes out all seasonings, rips open to join in the box, bites with the peak sausage Large expanse, pours into the boiling hot boiling water, after the life longest three minutes, one bowl of Ye instant noodles completed. 首先要做到的是撕开外面那成薄薄的包装,翻开上面的一层包装,把所有的调料取出,撕开加入盒中,用最顶尖的火腿肠咬成片,倒入滚烫的开水,历经人生最长的三分钟后,一碗叶氏泡面就完成了。 How many tall and slender surface, are actually affecting myriad people of heartstrings, the Ye instant noodles, understands? 几根细长的面,却牵动着万千人的心弦,叶氏泡面,了解一下? Thump thump thump! 咚咚咚! In Ye Hua of suo instant noodles, instantaneously instant noodles hiding, with quickest speed regulation good condition. 正在嗦泡面的叶华一顿,瞬间将泡面给藏了起来,用最快的速度调整好状态。 Finally came, could not bear! To the main body said of pleasant to hear, main body on showing mercy lends you to lie down the chest. 终于是来了是吧,是不是忍不住了!给本尊说点好听的,本尊就大发慈悲的把胸膛借给你躺一躺。 Comes in!” The Ye Hua sinking sound shouts. “进来!”叶华沉声喊道。 What after seeing is Wei Chang, the complexion crazily changes: Go away!” 当看见进来的是魏常后,脸色狂变:“滚!” Wei Chang just wants to speak, unexpectedly Exalted Venerable shouted directly rolls, scares to death the baby, but how this office had the instant noodles flavor, person who Exalted Venerable had the wife, can eat the instant noodles? Did not eat the instant noodles, the small thaungdut prepared food to oneself. 魏常刚想说话,不料尊上直接喊滚,吓死宝宝了,不过这办公室怎么有股方便面的味道,尊上都是有老婆的人了,难道还要吃方便面吗?就连自己都不吃方便面了,小唐都给自己做菜的。 The crack bone expressed oneself are lies down is fed eating by the woman. 裂骨表示自己是躺着被女人喂着吃。 Ye Hua expressed that you why so outstanding, believes turns into the original appearance you again! 叶华表示你们为何如此优秀,信不信再把你们变成原来的模样! Outside Wei Chang breathes a sigh of relief, was saying to the following nine masters: Boss is tired of now, do not disturb.” 外面的魏常舒了口气,对着后面的九爷说道:“老板现在烦着,不要去打扰。” Nine the masters are ask Ye Hua to discuss the southern important matter today, 九爷今天来就是请叶华去商讨南方大事的, Come is all big shot, all for antiquity god weapon, discussed how to strengthen the alert, to guard the northerner to rob. That Mr. Wei, the boss does not go, can you?” Nine masters compensate to smile to say. 来的都是各方大佬,全都是为了“上古神械”,商讨如何加强戒备,以防北方人过来抢夺。“那个・・・魏先生,老板不去了,你能不能?”九爷赔笑说道。 Has no free time, in the evening makes.” Wei Chang said lightly, tonight must watch at midnight the movie with little Tang, this is the important matter. “没空,晚上有约。”魏常淡淡说道,今天晚上可是要和小唐去看午夜电影的,这才是大事。 Nine masters are very worried, the boss be please motionless, the subordinates of boss please motionless, now the antiquity god weapon was ready to make trouble, the north has ambushed, prepared to rob, if this were snatched, the entire southern face lost completely. 九爷很苦恼,老板请不动,就连老板的属下都请不动,现在上古神械蠢蠢欲动,北方已经潜伏进来,准备抢夺,这要是被抢了,整个南方脸面就丢尽了。 Mr. Wei, this matter relates entire south, or sends to represent to sit.” Nine masters take great pains, must pull closer Ye Hua. “魏先生,此事关系到整个南方,要不派个代表去坐坐也可以啊。”九爷可谓是煞费苦心,非要把叶华拉近去。 Actually Ye Hua is the indifferent attitude, without gets into a deadlock with Qing Ya, tonight can bring Qing Ya to grow in experience, what a pity now Ye Hua is fighting with Qing Ya , indicating that was not in no mood. 其实叶华是无所谓的态度,如果没和青雅闹僵,今天晚上可以带青雅去长长见识,可惜现在叶华正在和青雅做斗争,表示没心情了。 „Outside you go to wait, I called to pass personally.” “你去外面等着,我叫个人过去。” Good, thanked Mr. Wei.” Nine masters felt at ease, so long as the boss sent people good. “太好了,谢谢魏先生。”九爷安心了,只要老板派人过去就好了。 Nine masters went out of clear, seats in expensive car that outside waited, waited for Wei Chang to ask the person to come, but Wei Chang arrived settles the bar restroom. 九爷走出清吧,坐进外面等候的豪车之中,等着魏常叫人过来,而魏常又来到了清吧的厕所。 Wei Chang calls in a soft voice said: Necromancer!” 魏常轻声唤道:“死亡法师!” Under Long'an Nanhu Bridge, here is tramp the shelter, has the person of wear black robe, he sits above the long sickle at this time, the left hand holds the cell phone, the right hand bone is referring to the screen fiercely, frequency quick Oh ~ 龙安市的南湖大桥下,这里是流浪汉的栖身之所,在这其中有个穿着黑袍的人,他此时坐在长长的镰刀之上,左手捧着手机,右手骨指对着屏幕猛点,频率很快~ Once for a while resounding gold coin whish sound, but demonstrated shortly. 时不时的响起金币哗哗哗的声音,可是没多久就显示。 The balance is insufficient, please recharge. 余额不足,请充值。 In the card the balance is insufficient. 卡上余额不足。 Right! This is to bet the ball bets rotten Necromancer, several days ago also lives in the mansion, is drinking beer, finally real show-hand, losing all family property without cheating. 没错!这位就是赌球赌烂的死亡法师,几天前还住着豪宅,喝着哈啤,结果真的梭哈了,在不作弊的情况下输光家产。 This situation must certainly look for the banker, finally the banker had jumped from rooftop unexpectedly, Necromancer air/Qi almost the violent to walk. 这种情况肯定要去找庄家,结果庄家竟然已经从天台跳了下去,死亡法师气得差点暴走。 Necromancer pledged, this whole life not roquet, will not gamble! 死亡法师发誓,这辈子都不碰球了,更不会赌博! Unexpectedly a person in fan group sent the script, Necromancer selected curiously, felt that this fishing was very interesting, afternoon time, contributes to give the great script the money of only remaining completely. 不料球迷群里的一个人发了小程序,死亡法师好奇点了进去,感觉这打鱼很有意思啊,一个下午的时间,把仅剩的钱全部贡献给伟大的小程序。 Is shaking hand the property of only remaining, Necromancer deeply feels the heart pain, why damn human must invent the gambling! 握着手中仅剩的财产,死亡法师深深感受到了心痛,该死的人类为何要发明赌! Suddenly receives master's subpoena, the Necromancer vision flashes through red glow, has to represent the income exactly dry/does, but can also continue to hit. 突然收到主人的传唤,死亡法师目光闪过一道红芒,有活干代表有收入,还能继续打下去。 Well, just didn't here have a person? Where went to?” “咦,刚刚这里不是有个人吗?去哪里了?” Ghost knows Oh, sat played afternoon fishing there, but also with my charge treasure charge.” “鬼知道,坐在那里玩了一个下午的打鱼,还拿我的充电宝充电呢。” Charge treasure? MD, where my charge treasure! This damn bastard steals the charge treasure, is not concerned about face!” “充电宝?MD,我的充电宝哪去了!这该死的混蛋连充电宝都偷,不要脸!” In clear bar restroom. 吧的厕所里。 Do not lie, the ground is dirty!” Looking at Necromancer must worship on bended knees, Wei Chang stops immediately. “别趴,地上脏!”看着死亡法师要跪拜,魏常立即制止。 Necromancer said respectfully: Thanked the master.” 死亡法师恭敬道:“谢主人。” Tonight handles a matter.” “今天晚上去办一件事。”
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