Sees onlyin the bottleto have a redsmallinsect, smallladybugresults inlikely, oftenalsofliesseveral, seem very lovable.
只见瓶子里有个红红的小虫子,像个小瓢虫似得,不时地还飞几下,看起来还挺可爱的。
The crackboneopenedonebottle of beer, in the heartfeltsorrowfulforthisold fogy, on the insect that gluttonousstrangemostdid not lack, hismain bodywas the monster, parasite made one tingle with numbness, the goodpresentturned into the person.
裂骨又开了一瓶啤酒,心中为这老家伙感到悲哀,贪吃怪身上最不缺的就虫了,他本体就是怪物,身上的寄生虫让人发麻,还好现在变成人身了。Wei Changsmiles, put in the pants crotch the hand, immediatelypulls out!魏常笑了笑,将手伸进了裤裆,顿时一掏!Saw only the Wei Changpalmto present a giantblackinsect, ithas the countlessantennas, carefullydid not lookalsothinksis the hair, thatinsectfoot, just like the centipedewas common, making the personwhole bodytingle with numbness.
只见魏常手心出现了一只巨大的黑虫,它有着数不尽的触角,不仔细看还以为是毛发,还有那虫足,犹如蜈蚣一般,让人全身发麻。
The crackbone the face, thatinsect should not be disgusting
裂骨别过脸去,那虫子太恶心了・・・
The peopleexude the slightvomitivesound, such biginsect, how you are pulled outfrom the pants crotch, said that yourpants crotchis all rightto raise such biginsect?
众人发出细微的呕吐声,这么大的虫子,你是怎么从裤裆里掏了出来,还是说你裤裆没事养着这么大的虫子?Wei Changput out a handto tease the blackinsect of palm, butthatinnumerabletentacletied down the finger of Wei Changunexpectedly, scalphempit seems like!魏常伸手逗了逗手掌的黑虫子,而那无数的触手竟然缠住魏常的手指,看来的头皮都麻了!„Thisis the digestioninsect, after eating up , will then seekyournutrition, thusis strong, finallyturns into the main bodyto displace!”Wei Changsmiles the illustration, but the peoplehear the cold sweatto direct current.
“此乃消食虫,吃下之后便会吸收你的营养,从而壮大,最后变成主体取而代之!”魏常笑眯眯解说,但是众人听得冷汗直流。EspeciallyTu Rong, how such bigblackinsectswallowed down, looksdisgustinglyin comparison, ownominousguwas more lovable.
尤其是屠荣,这么大的黑虫子怎么吞下去,看着就恶心了・・・相比之下,自己的凶蛊可爱多了。Remembers the You Yinguangresult, Tu Rongcold sweatdirecting current, ifwantsmeansto be good!
一想起游阴光的结局,屠荣冷汗直流,要想个办法才好!Right!
对了!On the Tu Rongfaceshows the smile, receivesto sayownominousgu: „Youmisunderstood, justItoyour excellencydemonstrated that Ido not have the guinsect of pavilion, notothermeanings.”屠荣脸上露出浅浅微笑,将自己的凶蛊收好道:“你误会了,刚刚我只是向阁下展示一下我无相阁的蛊虫,并没有其他的意思。”Loudlydoes not have the disciple in pavilionto shout the eldergoodmind, then the biginsecteats, died the heartto have.
无相阁的弟子大呼长老好头脑,那么大个的虫吃下去,死都心都有了。Anothertwoeldersreveal the look that despises.
另外两个长老露出鄙视的眼神。Wei Changexpressedindifferently, forced in the pants crotch the blackinsect in hand, the peoplesaw that thisactionheld breathcold air.魏常表示无所谓,将手中的黑虫子塞进裤裆,众人看到这个举动都倒吸一口凉气。„What do youwantto play?”
“那你想玩什么?”„Old manrecentlyquitehad the researchtorock paper scissors, was inferior that wecanplay.”
“老夫最近对石头剪刀布颇有研究,不如咱们可以玩一把。”
The crackbonewas ignorant.
裂骨懵了。Wei Changwas shocked.魏常惊呆了。Everyonewas silly.
所有人都傻了。One after minute, Tu Rongleads the discipleto leavewith joy, thatseveralfoolsare stupid, has a look at itself, the simplicitywon the opposite party, returned safe and soundwalked~cultivated the behavior to think~
一分钟后,屠荣喜滋滋带着弟子离开,那几个傻逼蠢得要死,看看自己,简简单单就赢了对方,毫发无伤就走了~做人要动脑子~
The You Yinguangsoulcursed angrily: „YourTMDis not concerned about face.”游阴光的灵魂怒骂:“你TMD不要脸。”Holds upthundergateelderWen Ruito treadonestep, is imposing, the sinkingsoundshouted: „Icome!”
擎雷门长老文瑞踏出一步,气势不凡,沉声喝道:“我来!”„Compared withanything!”Wei Changis a little unhappy, the scissorsstoneheadwraplostunexpectedly, slyhuman.
“比什么!”魏常有点不开心了,剪刀石头布竟然输了,狡猾的人类。
The Wen Ruiarm reststands, the sinkingsoundsaid: „Thiselderone breathcandrinkonebottle of beer!”文瑞扶手而立,沉声说道:“本长老一口气能喝一瓶啤酒!”
The drinkingcrackbonespurtedimmediately.
正在喝酒的裂骨顿时喷了。
The Wei Changcomplexionwas worse.魏常的脸色更差了。
The disciples who hold upthundergateworshiplook at the elder, the length of textold womanwas quick-witted, Iand othermodels.
擎雷门的弟子们崇拜地看着长老,文长老太机智了,我等典范啊。Did not haveotheraccident/surprise, the Wen Ruione breathto drinkonebottle of freebeer, leading the disciplesto move out, walksalsoheaved a deep sigh: „Firsttwosimplyare the fools, mustunderstand that takes by strategy!”
没有别的意外,文瑞一口气喝了一瓶免费的啤酒,带着弟子们全身而退,走出来的时候还长叹一声:“前两个简直就是傻逼,要懂得智取!”Clearin was only left oversouthernallianceelderGao Shuang, the disciples of southalliancelook atoneselfelder, meditatedat heart, a scissorsstoneheadwrap, drank, did the eldermight as wellimitate?
清吧内就只剩下南方联盟长老高爽了,南方联盟的弟子看着自己的长老,心里默想,一个剪刀石头布,一个喝酒,长老不妨效仿一下?Gao Shuangcoldsnort/hum, why mustthiselderimitates.高爽冷哼一声,本长老何须效仿。„What do youwantto play?”Wei Changis uncomfortable, slyhuman!
“你想玩什么?”魏常非常不爽,狡猾的人类!Gao Shuangdisdains saying: „Firsttworequestsmovedo not amount to something, thiselderdisdainsto befriendwiththem!”高爽不屑说道:“前两位的要求太搬不上台面了,本长老不屑与他们为伍!”
The disciple of southernallianceworshipped the elder, Ms.tallChangwas heroic, was calm in time of danger, might be called the model!
南方联盟的弟子更加崇拜长老了,高长老太英勇了,临危不乱,堪称楷模啊!„Thiselderrecentlytofighting the landlordquitehad the attainment, two did might as wellplay?”Gao Shuangbrings the riddlesameself-confidenceto say.
“本长老最近对斗地主颇有心得,两位不妨玩玩?”高爽带着谜一样的自信说道。Wei Chang and crackbonefirstisonestartled, immediatelyshowed the gentlesmile, Wei Changmoves the seatpersonally, the crackbone the red wineentertainment, Gao Shuanghas not thought that alsohadsuchtreatment,魏常和裂骨先是一惊,随即露出柔和的微笑,魏常更是亲自搬好座椅,裂骨还开了红酒招待,高爽没想到还有这样的待遇,Thisclearwas notthatterrifying. The disciple of southernalliancecried, the highelder, why bother you do, playing the scissorsstoneheadwrapwas good, theirfightinglandlordsweplayedmotionless
这家清吧也不是那么恐怖嘛。南方联盟的弟子哭了,高长老啊,你又何苦作死啊,玩个剪刀石头布就好了啊,他们的斗地主咱们玩不动啊・・・
After a halfhour .
半个小时后。Wei Chang and crackbonetakes the mopto tow, the crackbonesighedone: „Elderis an elder, cansupportthatfor a long time.”魏常和裂骨拿着拖把拖地,裂骨感叹一声:“长老就是长老啊,都能撑那么久。”„Can't a strengthbe called the elder?”Wei Changcleans the table of belt/bringbloodto say with a smile.
“没点实力能叫长老吗?”魏常擦着带血的桌子笑道。„Thisfight of landlordswere too interesting, Iwent backto playwith the women, heregaveyou.” The crackbonesaid that travelled.
“这斗地主太有意思了,我回去和女人们玩去了,这里就交给你咯。”裂骨说完就跑路了。Wei Changsmiles bitterly , to continue to clean the table.魏常苦笑一声,继续擦着桌子。„Uncle Wei” a gentlesoundresounds, sees onlyTang Weito go outfrom the followingroomslowly.
“魏叔・・・”一阵柔和的声音响起,只见唐薇从后面的房间缓缓走出。Wei Changgawked, looks that frontwomanasked: „FearsUncle Wei?”魏常愣了一下,看着面前的女人问道:“怕魏叔吗?”Tang Weiholds in the arms the tigerwaist of Wei Changgently, the head by the chest of Wei Chang, the beautifulpupilflashes throughblackglow: „Did not fear.”唐薇轻轻搂住魏常的虎腰,脑袋靠在魏常的胸膛上,美眸闪过一丝黑芒:“不怕。”Wei Changsmiles: „Does well the health, Uncle Weideliversyouto go home.”魏常笑了笑:“搞好卫生,魏叔送你回家。”„Uncle Wei, youforgot that my family'slampwas bad?”Tang Weisaidshyly.
“魏叔,你忘记我家的灯坏了吗?”唐薇羞涩说道。„ToOh, Uncle Weihelpsyoutrade.”
“对哦,魏叔帮你换。”„”
“・・・・・・”Wei Changtouches the head of Tang Weiwith a smile: „Goesthatfourpeopleto dig out the wallon, loses.”魏常笑着摸了摸唐薇的脑袋:“去把墙上那四个人抠下来,丢出去。”„Oh”Tang Weiis depressed, the Jiangnanfourled to smallbe bulliedsincerely. Ye Hua in buildingdoes not know that downstairsmatter, Qing Yu Tongknewactually, is observing the brother-in-law, was really more and moremysterious.
“哦・・・”唐薇正郁闷着呢,江南四帅又要被小拳拳欺负了。楼上的叶华并不知道楼下的事情,倒是青雨彤知道了,观察着姐夫,真是越来越神秘了。Ate a evening'schicken, Ye Huaexpressed that was unhappy, becauseabsolutelydid not haveownmatter, thistiny totdid not reach an agreementagainst the wind the head, the resultwas a youngswindler, the crest of waveis snatchedcompletely.
吃了一晚上的鸡,叶华表示并不开心,因为完全没自己的事,这个小不点说好不抢风头的,结果是个小骗子,风头全部被抢去了。„Uncle, sorry, A'Lisnatchedyourcrest of wave.”
“叔叔,对不起,阿离又抢了你的风头。”Ye Huaas ifhas been used to it, the graciousnessput down the earphone: „Sleeps.”叶华仿佛已经习惯了,恩了一声放下耳机:“睡觉去。”„Iplayagain.”Qing Yawhispered, unexpectedlyYe HuadirectlyQing Yahugging.
“我再玩一把。”青雅嘀咕一声,不料叶华直接把青雅给抱了起来。Qing Yu Tongsaiddisconsolately: „Can yourshowlovebeforeme.”青雨彤惆怅说道:“你们秀恩爱能不能不要在我面前啊。”„Ye Hua do youdo, putsmeto get down.”Qing Yathatslightlyis thrashingsincerelyweak, elegantfaceslightlyred.
“叶华你干嘛啊,放我下来。”青雅那小拳拳无力地捶打着,俏脸微红。Possiblyputs, is absolutely impossible.
可能放下来吗,绝对不可能。„A'Li, youalsosleepearlier, was careful that yourmotherspanksyour.” The Qing Yu Tongsweet and delicate voicesaid.
“阿离,你也早点睡觉,小心你娘亲打你屁股。”青雨彤娇声说道。„Motheris possibly still discussing the matter, A'Li can also playlast.”
“娘亲可能还在谈事情,阿离还可以玩最后一把。”„Good, last.”
“那好,最后一把。”„Un~lastA'Lisleptto think.”
“嗯~最后一把阿离就睡觉觉了。”Ye Huaindicated,thiswill beforeverlastwithout limits.叶华表示,这是永无止境的最后一把。„Takes a bath.”Puts downQing Ya, Ye Huasaidlightly.
“洗澡去。”将青雅放下,叶华淡淡说道。Qing Yatendersnort/hum, sitsin the bedside: „Does not go.”青雅娇哼一声,坐在床边:“不去。”„Smoke.”
“一股烟味。”„Alsois not the smoke that yousmoke!”
“还不是你抽的烟!”„Youwantmeto helpyouwash!”Ye Huaknits the brows the sinkingsoundto say.
“你是要我帮你去洗吗!”叶华皱眉沉声说道。Qing Yasuppressed the mouth, staredYe Huaoneto enter the bathroom.青雅憋了憋嘴,瞪了叶华一眼走进浴室。WhenQing Yawashes, Ye Huaalsotakes a shower, thenlieson the bed.
待青雅洗好,叶华也冲了澡,然后躺在床上。To be honest, Ye Huaveryanticipatesto approachevery dayat night, particularlylieson the bed, thiswomanwill become the little darling.
说实话,叶华每天都挺期待夜晚来临,尤其是躺在床上,这个女人才会变得乖乖。
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