YCATOMW :: Volume #2

#122: Elders your why bother


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Sees only in the bottle to have a red small insect, small ladybug results in likely, often also flies several, seem very lovable. 只见瓶子里有个红红的小虫子,像个小瓢虫似得,不时地还飞几下,看起来还挺可爱的。 The crack bone opened one bottle of beer, in the heart felt sorrowful for this old fogy, on the insect that gluttonous strange most did not lack, his main body was the monster, parasite made one tingle with numbness, the good present turned into the person. 裂骨又开了一瓶啤酒,心中为这老家伙感到悲哀,贪吃怪身上最不缺的就虫了,他本体就是怪物,身上的寄生虫让人发麻,还好现在变成人身了。 Wei Chang smiles, put in the pants crotch the hand, immediately pulls out! 魏常笑了笑,将手伸进了裤裆,顿时一掏! Saw only the Wei Chang palm to present a giant black insect, it has the countless antennas, carefully did not look also thinks is the hair, that insect foot, just like the centipede was common, making the person whole body tingle with numbness. 只见魏常手心出现了一只巨大的黑虫,它有着数不尽的触角,不仔细看还以为是毛发,还有那虫足,犹如蜈蚣一般,让人全身发麻。 The crack bone the face, that insect should not be disgusting 裂骨别过脸去,那虫子太恶心了・・・ The people exude the slight vomitive sound, such big insect, how you are pulled out from the pants crotch, said that your pants crotch is all right to raise such big insect? 众人发出细微的呕吐声,这么大的虫子,你是怎么从裤裆里掏了出来,还是说你裤裆没事养着这么大的虫子? Wei Chang put out a hand to tease the black insect of palm, but that innumerable tentacle tied down the finger of Wei Chang unexpectedly, scalp hemp it seems like! 魏常伸手逗了逗手掌的黑虫子,而那无数的触手竟然缠住魏常的手指,看来的头皮都麻了! This is the digestion insect, after eating up , will then seek your nutrition, thus is strong, finally turns into the main body to displace!” Wei Chang smiles the illustration, but the people hear the cold sweat to direct current. “此乃消食虫,吃下之后便会吸收你的营养,从而壮大,最后变成主体取而代之!”魏常笑眯眯解说,但是众人听得冷汗直流。 Especially Tu Rong, how such big black insect swallowed down, looks disgustingly in comparison, own ominous gu was more lovable. 尤其是屠荣,这么大的黑虫子怎么吞下去,看着就恶心了・・・相比之下,自己的凶蛊可爱多了。 Remembers the You Yinguang result, Tu Rong cold sweat directing current, if wants means to be good! 一想起游阴光的结局,屠荣冷汗直流,要想个办法才好! Right! 对了! On the Tu Rong face shows the smile, receives to say own ominous gu: You misunderstood, just I to your excellency demonstrated that I do not have the gu insect of pavilion, not other meanings.” 屠荣脸上露出浅浅微笑,将自己的凶蛊收好道:“你误会了,刚刚我只是向阁下展示一下我无相阁的蛊虫,并没有其他的意思。” Loudly does not have the disciple in pavilion to shout the elder good mind, then the big insect eats, died the heart to have. 无相阁的弟子大呼长老好头脑,那么大个的虫吃下去,死都心都有了。 Another two elders reveal the look that despises. 另外两个长老露出鄙视的眼神。 Wei Chang expressed indifferently, forced in the pants crotch the black insect in hand, the people saw that this action held breath cold air. 魏常表示无所谓,将手中的黑虫子塞进裤裆,众人看到这个举动都倒吸一口凉气。 What do you want to play?” “那你想玩什么?” Old man recently quite had the research to rock paper scissors, was inferior that we can play.” “老夫最近对石头剪刀布颇有研究,不如咱们可以玩一把。” The crack bone was ignorant. 裂骨懵了。 Wei Chang was shocked. 魏常惊呆了。 Everyone was silly. 所有人都傻了。 One after minute, Tu Rong leads the disciple to leave with joy, that several fools are stupid, has a look at itself, the simplicity won the opposite party, returned safe and sound walked ~ cultivated the behavior to think ~ 一分钟后,屠荣喜滋滋带着弟子离开,那几个傻逼蠢得要死,看看自己,简简单单就赢了对方,毫发无伤就走了~做人要动脑子~ The You Yinguang soul cursed angrily: Your TMD is not concerned about face.” 游阴光的灵魂怒骂:“你TMD不要脸。” Holds up thunder gate elder Wen Rui to tread one step, is imposing, the sinking sound shouted: I come!” 擎雷门长老文瑞踏出一步,气势不凡,沉声喝道:“我来!” Compared with anything!” Wei Chang is a little unhappy, the scissors stone headwrap lost unexpectedly, sly human. “比什么!”魏常有点不开心了,剪刀石头布竟然输了,狡猾的人类。 The Wen Rui arm rest stands, the sinking sound said: This elder one breath can drink one bottle of beer!” 文瑞扶手而立,沉声说道:“本长老一口气能喝一瓶啤酒!” The drinking crack bone spurted immediately. 正在喝酒的裂骨顿时喷了。 The Wei Chang complexion was worse. 魏常的脸色更差了。 The disciples who hold up thunder gate worship look at the elder, the length of text old woman was quick-witted, I and other models. 擎雷门的弟子们崇拜地看着长老,文长老太机智了,我等典范啊。 Did not have other accident/surprise, the Wen Rui one breath to drink one bottle of free beer, leading the disciples to move out, walks also heaved a deep sigh: First two simply are the fools, must understand that takes by strategy!” 没有别的意外,文瑞一口气喝了一瓶免费的啤酒,带着弟子们全身而退,走出来的时候还长叹一声:“前两个简直就是傻逼,要懂得智取!” Clear in was only left over southern alliance elder Gao Shuang, the disciples of south alliance look at oneself elder, meditated at heart, a scissors stone headwrap, drank, did the elder might as well imitate? 清吧内就只剩下南方联盟长老高爽了,南方联盟的弟子看着自己的长老,心里默想,一个剪刀石头布,一个喝酒,长老不妨效仿一下? Gao Shuang cold snort/hum, why must this elder imitates. 高爽冷哼一声,本长老何须效仿。 What do you want to play?” Wei Chang is uncomfortable, sly human! “你想玩什么?”魏常非常不爽,狡猾的人类! Gao Shuang disdains saying: First two requests move do not amount to something, this elder disdains to befriend with them!” 高爽不屑说道:“前两位的要求太搬不上台面了,本长老不屑与他们为伍!” The disciple of southern alliance worshipped the elder, Ms. tall Chang was heroic, was calm in time of danger, might be called the model! 南方联盟的弟子更加崇拜长老了,高长老太英勇了,临危不乱,堪称楷模啊! This elder recently to fighting the landlord quite had the attainment, two did might as well play?” Gao Shuang brings the riddle same self-confidence to say. “本长老最近对斗地主颇有心得,两位不妨玩玩?”高爽带着谜一样的自信说道。 Wei Chang and crack bone first is one startled, immediately showed the gentle smile, Wei Chang moves the seat personally, the crack bone the red wine entertainment, Gao Shuang has not thought that also had such treatment, 魏常和裂骨先是一惊,随即露出柔和的微笑,魏常更是亲自搬好座椅,裂骨还开了红酒招待,高爽没想到还有这样的待遇, This clear was not that terrifying. The disciple of southern alliance cried, the high elder, why bother you do, playing the scissors stone headwrap was good, their fighting landlords we played motionless 这家清吧也不是那么恐怖嘛。南方联盟的弟子哭了,高长老啊,你又何苦作死啊,玩个剪刀石头布就好了啊,他们的斗地主咱们玩不动啊・・・ After a half hour . 半个小时后。 Wei Chang and crack bone takes the mop to tow, the crack bone sighed one: Elder is an elder, can support that for a long time.” 魏常和裂骨拿着拖把拖地,裂骨感叹一声:“长老就是长老啊,都能撑那么久。” „Can't a strength be called the elder?” Wei Chang cleans the table of belt/bring blood to say with a smile. “没点实力能叫长老吗?”魏常擦着带血的桌子笑道。 This fight of landlords were too interesting, I went back to play with the women, here gave you.” The crack bone said that travelled. “这斗地主太有意思了,我回去和女人们玩去了,这里就交给你咯。”裂骨说完就跑路了。 Wei Chang smiles bitterly , to continue to clean the table. 魏常苦笑一声,继续擦着桌子。 Uncle Wei a gentle sound resounds, sees only Tang Wei to go out from the following room slowly. “魏叔・・・”一阵柔和的声音响起,只见唐薇从后面的房间缓缓走出。 Wei Chang gawked, looks that front woman asked: Fears Uncle Wei?” 魏常愣了一下,看着面前的女人问道:“怕魏叔吗?” Tang Wei holds in the arms the tiger waist of Wei Chang gently, the head by the chest of Wei Chang, the beautiful pupil flashes through black glow: Did not fear.” 唐薇轻轻搂住魏常的虎腰,脑袋靠在魏常的胸膛上,美眸闪过一丝黑芒:“不怕。” Wei Chang smiles: Does well the health, Uncle Wei delivers you to go home.” 魏常笑了笑:“搞好卫生,魏叔送你回家。” Uncle Wei, you forgot that my family's lamp was bad?” Tang Wei said shyly. “魏叔,你忘记我家的灯坏了吗?”唐薇羞涩说道。 To Oh, Uncle Wei helps you trade.” “对,魏叔帮你换。” „” “・・・・・・” Wei Chang touches the head of Tang Wei with a smile: Goes that four people to dig out the wall on, loses.” 魏常笑着摸了摸唐薇的脑袋:“去把墙上那四个人抠下来,丢出去。” Oh Tang Wei is depressed, the Jiangnan four led to small be bullied sincerely. Ye Hua in building does not know that downstairs matter, Qing Yu Tong knew actually, is observing the brother-in-law, was really more and more mysterious. ・・・”唐薇正郁闷着呢,江南四帅又要被小拳拳欺负了。楼上的叶华并不知道楼下的事情,倒是青雨彤知道了,观察着姐夫,真是越来越神秘了。 Ate a evening's chicken, Ye Hua expressed that was unhappy, because absolutely did not have own matter, this tiny tot did not reach an agreement against the wind the head, the result was a young swindler, the crest of wave is snatched completely. 吃了一晚上的鸡,叶华表示并不开心,因为完全没自己的事,这个小不点说好不抢风头的,结果是个小骗子,风头全部被抢去了。 Uncle, sorry, A'Li snatched your crest of wave.” “叔叔,对不起,阿离又抢了你的风头。” Ye Hua as if has been used to it, the graciousness put down the earphone: Sleeps.” 叶华仿佛已经习惯了,恩了一声放下耳机:“睡觉去。” I play again.” Qing Ya whispered, unexpectedly Ye Hua directly Qing Ya hugging. “我再玩一把。”青雅嘀咕一声,不料叶华直接把青雅给抱了起来。 Qing Yu Tong said disconsolately: „Can your show love before me.” 青雨彤惆怅说道:“你们秀恩爱能不能不要在我面前啊。” Ye Hua do you do, puts me to get down.” Qing Ya that slightly is thrashing sincerely weak, elegant face slightly red. 叶华你干嘛啊,放我下来。”青雅那小拳拳无力地捶打着,俏脸微红。 Possibly puts, is absolutely impossible. 可能放下来吗,绝对不可能。 A'Li, you also sleep earlier, was careful that your mother spanks your.” The Qing Yu Tong sweet and delicate voice said. 阿离,你也早点睡觉,小心你娘亲打你屁股。”青雨彤娇声说道。 Mother is possibly still discussing the matter, A'Li can also play last.” “娘亲可能还在谈事情,阿离还可以玩最后一把。” Good, last.” “那好,最后一把。” Un ~ last A'Li slept to think.” “嗯~最后一把阿离就睡觉觉了。” Ye Hua indicated, this will be forever last without limits. 叶华表示,这是永无止境的最后一把。 Takes a bath.” Puts down Qing Ya, Ye Hua said lightly. “洗澡去。”将青雅放下,叶华淡淡说道。 Qing Ya tender snort/hum, sits in the bedside: Does not go.” 青雅娇哼一声,坐在床边:“不去。” Smoke.” “一股烟味。” Also is not the smoke that you smoke!” “还不是你抽的烟!” You want me to help you wash!” Ye Hua knits the brows the sinking sound to say. “你是要我帮你去洗吗!”叶华皱眉沉声说道。 Qing Ya suppressed the mouth, stared Ye Hua one to enter the bathroom. 青雅憋了憋嘴,瞪了叶华一眼走进浴室。 When Qing Ya washes, Ye Hua also takes a shower, then lies on the bed. 青雅洗好,叶华也冲了澡,然后躺在床上。 To be honest, Ye Hua very anticipates to approach every day at night, particularly lies on the bed, this woman will become the little darling. 说实话,叶华每天都挺期待夜晚来临,尤其是躺在床上,这个女人才会变得乖乖。
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