YCATOMW :: Volume #2

#117: New-style fights the landlord


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After one competes, sees only a formidable of dry Zen to win, this person is quite emaciated, but can win before so many people, obviously he has other strong point. 经过一番争夺,只见枯禅宗的一名勇者胜出,此人比较瘦弱,但能在这么多人面前胜出,可见他有着另外的强项。 The crack bone suspends the seat, Wei Chang puts out the poker, then three people sit down. 裂骨将座位摆好,魏常拿出扑克,然后三人坐下。 Wei Chang smiles to ask: Names?” 魏常笑问道:“叫什么名字啊?” My name was Xiong Yong.” “我叫熊勇。” The crack bone smiled one: „Side your name and build do not build.” 裂骨笑了一声:“你这名字和体型不搭边啊。” Xiong Yong touches the nose embarrassed: Before was very strong, the elixir refine thinly.” 熊勇不好意思摸了摸鼻子:“以前很壮的,炼药炼瘦了。” …… ・・・ Wei Chang starts to shuffle, the crack bone fishes out the comb, one after another, puts out the small mirror according to a photo, after the satisfaction, receives: Fights the landlord to play.” 魏常开始洗牌,裂骨摸出梳子,左一下右一下,拿出小镜子照一照,满意之后才收起来:“斗地主会玩吧。” Naturally, naturally, bored time I can also compare notes several with the disciples.” Xiong Yong said with a smile gruffly. “当然,当然,无聊的时候我还会和弟子们切磋几把。”熊勇憨憨笑道。 Wei Chang puts out three bottles of beer, one person of one bottle, Xiong Yong was too affected, they are never so expected that good, the beer drinks, is beer. 魏常拿出三瓶啤酒,一人一瓶,熊勇太感动了,没想到他们这么好,还有啤酒喝,还是哈啤。 Xi good, Wei Chang said with a smile: You won, put you to walk.” 洗好牌,魏常笑道:“你赢了呢,就放你走。” Many thanks many thanks Xiong Yong great happiness, later did not come this clear, bandit nest. “多谢・・・多谢・・・”熊勇大喜,以后再也不来这个清吧了,土匪窝。 If we did win?” The crack bone asked that expelled the beer lid, drank a small mouth. “那要是我们赢了呢?”裂骨反问道,撵开啤酒盖,喝了一小口。 Belch ~ 嗝~ Xiong Yong one startled, does not know how to reply. 熊勇一惊,不知道如何回答。 The crack bone patted Xiong Yong's shoulder: Like this, we won cut your extremity/limb, you won one to walk!” 裂骨拍了拍熊勇的肩膀:“这样,我们赢了就砍你一肢,你赢一把就走!” Xiong Yong complexion crazily changes, under these people will draw back in the future one step, was too savage! Your this is very easy to offend the person. 熊勇脸色狂变,就连底下的那些人都不禁往后退一步,太凶残了!你们这样很容易得罪人的啊。 Xiong Yong a little regretted to come out, but point of no return has to send, wrestled the bicycle change the motor. 熊勇有点后悔出来了,但是箭在弦上不得不发,搏一搏单车变摩托。 You cannot cheat.” “那你们不能作弊。” The crack bone shrugged: „Do we seem like the person who can cheat?” 裂骨摊了摊手:“我们像是会作弊的人吗?” Looks at Wei Chang and crack bone that sincere face, Xiong Yong letter/believes. 看着魏常和裂骨那真诚的面孔,熊勇信了。 First game of start, Xiong Yong seems very anxious, grasps the hand of sign is shivers, but looked twenty people of atmosphere that play cards do not dare to have one, in wall was led to feign death by the four of card Jiangnan simply, you cannot see me 第一局开始,熊勇显得很紧张,就连抓牌的手都是颤抖的,而看打牌的二十几人大气都不敢出一声,被卡在墙里的江南四帅干脆就装死,你们看不见我・・・ Xiong Yong grasps the sign that turns, this is the landlord life, but must look to play cards to be good! 熊勇抓起翻起的牌,这把是地主命啊,但要看看牌好不好! Wei Chang and crack bone looks own sign, knitting the brows head, but Xiong Yong looks that oneself sign shows the smile, king Zha in the hand, various types of major suits, looked how you win! 魏常和裂骨看着自己牌,皱了皱眉头,而熊勇看着自己的牌露出笑容,王炸都在手上,还有各种大牌,看你们怎么赢! Then Xiong Yong started to perform, the crack bone and various Wei Chang types did not want, as if decided to release people. 接下来熊勇开始表演了,裂骨和魏常各种不要,仿佛打定主意要放人走。 2.” The crack bone had/left a sign finally. “二。”裂骨终于出了一张牌。 king Zha, haha, I only then a sign, thanked the big buddy to help.” Xiong Yong relaxes finally, the heaven must put itself to walk. “王炸,哈哈,我就只有一张牌了,谢谢大哥们成全。”熊勇终于是松了口气,老天都要放自己走啊。 The Wei Chang sinking sound shouted: Wait!” 魏常沉声喝道:“等等!” Xiong Yong stares, under audience gawked, plans to renege on a promise? 熊勇一愣,底下的观众都愣了下,难道打算反悔吗? With flowered 2 king Hongzha!” Wei Chang makes one pair red 2. “同花二王红炸!”魏常打出一对红二。 Except for the crack bone, everyone was ignorant, this is anything operates!!! 除了裂骨,所有人都懵了,这是什么操作!!! Xiong Yong closely is shaking hand 2 kings, the whole person is not good, squeezes a smile: Big brother, this is not good.” 熊勇紧紧握着手中的二王,整个人都不好,挤出一个笑容:“大哥,这样不好吧。” The crack bone drank liquor: Just asked that you do know played fight of landlords, yourself said that will play, how, wants to repudiate a debt, believed me to chop you now!” 裂骨喝了一口酒:“刚刚都问你知不知道玩斗地主了,你自己说会玩的,怎么,想赖账啊,信不信我现在就剁了你!” Don't, I knew.” Xiong Yong can only want in their hands to have the single sign, then oneself putting. “别别别,我知道了。”熊勇只能希望他们手中有单牌,然后把自己给放了。 Wei Chang and crack bone is not a fool, knows in your hand to have 2, but also puts the single sheet? No suspense, Xiong Yong lost first. 魏常和裂骨又不是傻子,知道你手里有个二,还放单张吗?没有任何悬念,熊勇输了第一把。 Gluttonous strange, where the blade do you place?” “贪吃怪,刀你放在哪里啊?” Oh, bar below has a fruit knife.” ,吧台下面有一把水果刀。” The crack bone discovers the fruit knife, is placed on the table: Yourself begin us to come.” 裂骨找出水果刀,摆在桌上:“你自己动手还是我们来。” Xiong Yong big mouth respite, what to do this may, hit and not can be victorious, if revolted died, fell an arm at least also to have the opportunity to win again, since has bet, that can only continue. 熊勇大口喘息,这可怎么办,打又打不过,如果反抗就死了,掉一臂至少还有机会再赢,既然已经赌了,那只能继续下去。 You come. “你们来吧。 Xiong Yong puts out a pill, first prepares to stop bleeding. The crack bone takes up the fruit knife, the floral formula rotated, the silver light flashed, Xiong Yong's left arm fell on the ground, the blood spurts crazily. ”熊勇拿出一颗药丸,先准备好止血。裂骨拿起水果刀,花式转动了一下,银光一闪,熊勇的左臂落在地上,鲜血狂喷。 Xiong Yong is also a man, a throat, the right hand has not clicked on the acupuncture point continuously, eats up the pill, puts out a small bottle, sprinkles the powder in the wound. 熊勇也是一条汉子,一声未吭,右手连续点击穴位,吃下药丸,拿出一个小瓶子,将粉末洒在伤口上。 Wei Chang also thinks that is what wonder drug, originally is the YN white medicinal powder. 魏常还以为是什么神药,原来是YN白药。 Completes these, the complexion that Xiong Yong turns white is gradually ruddy. 做完这些,熊勇发白的脸色渐渐红润。 The under twenty people of eye of reveal are panic-stricken, this do not put him to walk, but took a blade blade to kill him, but he actually letter/believed!!! 底下的二十几人目露惊恐,这根本就不是要放他走,而是要一刀一刀杀了他,而他竟然信了!!! Then is one's turn the crack bone to shuffle, but Xiong Yong grasps the sign single-handed, although is a little slow, but Wei Chang and crack bone showed the understanding, was not anxious, takes your time. 接下来轮到裂骨洗牌,而熊勇只有单手抓牌,虽然有点慢,但魏常和裂骨表示理解,不急,慢慢来。 Xiong Yong became the landlord again, moreover excellent sign, is king Zha, with flowered 2 king Zha, compared with king Zha more flamboyant existence! Moreover is the black flower, even if they have, is still only the safflower, safflower where has the black flower to be big! 熊勇再次当上了地主,而且极好的牌,又是王炸,还有同花二王炸,比王炸更牛逼的存在!而且是黑花,他们就算有,也只是红花,红花哪有黑花大! The hall atmosphere is very strange, making one be afraid! 大厅气氛十分诡异,让人不寒而栗! Xiong Yong thought that this dying to win, in hand two bombs, 3. 熊勇觉得这把死赢,手中两个炸弹,还有一张三. king Zha!” Xiong Yong sinking sound shouted, the imposing manner was uncommon! “王炸!”熊勇沉声喝道,气势不凡! The crack bone extracts one pair 2: With flowered 2 king Hongzha!” 裂骨抽出一对二:“同花二王红炸!” Explodes with flowered 2 king Zhahei!” A Xiong Yong face is fierce, is venting, then you did not have the words to say!!! “同花二王炸黑炸!”熊勇一脸狰狞,何等解气,这下你们没话说了吧!!! Wei Chang and crack bone has not said a word, it seems like approves such sending, this makes Xiong Yong breathe a sigh of relief, now hurries to the hospital also to join the arm. 魏常和裂骨没有做声,看来是认同这样的打发,这让熊勇舒了口气,现在赶去医院还能接上手臂。 „A pair 3.” Wei Chang flings one pair. “一对三.”魏常甩去一对。 The scene fell into silent, this TMD is the fighting landlord in what region, but can also play like this!!! 现场陷入了寂静,这TMD是什么地域的斗地主,还能这样玩的!!! The crack bone relaxes: Has your one pair 3 fortunately, I only have 1 3.” 裂骨松了口气:“还好有你一对三,我都只有一张三.” Xiong Yong breaks the arm place to start to overflow the blood, the complexion turns white again: Why a pair 3 can eat one pair 2!” 熊勇断臂处开始溢出鲜血,脸色再次发白:“为什么一对三能吃一对二!” What doesn't a pair 3 eat a pair of 2 that to eat?” The crack bone reveals you are the appearance of idiot. “一对三不吃一对二那吃什么?”裂骨露出一副你是白痴的模样。 The slotting, Xiong Yong actually had nothing to say in reply. 挖槽,熊勇竟然无言以对。 The silver light flashes, a leg fell on the ground, Xiong Yong repeats just movement immediately, but this complexion has not transferred red, pale that the lip was even white. 银光一闪,一条腿落在地上,熊勇立马重复刚刚的动作,但这次脸色没有转红,苍白的那种,连嘴唇都白了。 But under the table had flowed one blood, light smell of blood fills the air in the air, makes one have the depression. 而桌子底下已经流了一摊血,一股淡淡的血腥味弥漫在空气中,不禁让人产生压抑感。 I shuffle!” Xiong Yong sinking sound said. “我来洗牌!”熊勇沉声道。 Wei Chang gave Xiong Yong very much naturally, Xiong Yong shuffled single-handed, although was slow, but Wei Chang and crack bone had not urged, the pitiful person, new-style fights the landlords not to play, out. 魏常很大方的给了熊勇,熊勇单手洗牌,虽然慢,但魏常和裂骨没有催促,多可怜的人啊,新式斗地主都不会玩,out了。 Back then Exalted Venerable bored time occasionally will fight one fight of landlords, but Exalted Venerable thought that was too monotonous, must understand the adjustment, finally Wei Chang and various crack bone types lost, Wei Chang almost lost the deposit completely, the crack bone almost must by Exalted Venerable cooking. 想当年尊上无聊的时候偶尔会斗一斗地主,但尊上觉得太单调了,要懂得变通,结果魏常和裂骨各种输,魏常差点把存款全部输掉,裂骨差点就要被尊上给炖了。 Two people pledged, not with Exalted Venerable fight of landlords. 两人发誓,再也不和尊上斗地主了。 This is Xiong Yong landlord, if Ok, Xiong Yong does not want to work as the landlord, but looked that has king Zha, there are with flowered 2 king Zha, a pair 3, the confidence came. 这把又是熊勇地主,如果可以,熊勇不想当地主,可是看到手中有王炸,又有同花二王炸,还有一对三,信心又来了。 king Zha!” “王炸!” Wei Chang and crack bone shakes the head, Xiong Yong great happiness. 魏常和裂骨摇了摇头,熊勇大喜。 With flowered 2 king Hongzha!” “同花二王红炸!” With flowered 2 king Heizha!” “同花二王黑炸!” Xiong Yong now in hand, only then 3 signs, shouted: „A pair black 3!” 熊勇现在手中只有三张牌,喝道:“一对黑三!” The crack bone extracts two signs at a moderate pace: „A pair 4.” 裂骨不紧不慢抽出两张牌:“一对四.” 噗・・・ Xiong Yong spouts a blood, is incarnadine the poker, the eye circle opens the eyes, immediately dropped down, twitches not to respond. 熊勇喷出一口鲜血,将扑克染红,眼睛圆睁,随即直直倒下,抽搐了一下就没反应了。 The crack bone puts out the comb, divided the hair: Fought the landlords to fight the deceased person.” 裂骨拿出梳子,分了分头发:“斗地主都斗死人了。” Wei Chang sighed: He said that he will play.” 魏常叹了口气:“他说他会玩的。” In people collapse 众人崩溃中・・・
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