Very bothersome in Ye Hua of boxing hall, two salt fish pursue to hammer unexpectedly, this is also playing, if makes you turn into the bloody water in the reality! 在拳击馆的叶华很烦,两条咸鱼竟然追着自己锤,这也是在游戏,如果在现实让你们变成血水！ „Brother-in-law ~ I saved you ~” Qing Yu Tong does not know where jumped, a fist hit. “姐夫~我来救你了~”青雨彤不知道从哪里跳了出来,一拳头打下去。 Ye Hua looks the own half blood did not have, this is the spy who the enemy sends. 叶华看着自己半管血没了,这是敌人派来的奸细吧。 The Qing Yu Tong head shrinks: „Brother-in-law, is purely the accidental injury, who asked you just to stop suddenly.” 青雨彤脑袋一缩:“姐夫,纯属误伤,谁叫你刚刚突然停下的。” Ye Hua really did not have the words saying that this is the first time that not, with 98 K, is looking at the head one time, then the helmet was hit to explode, the excuse was the hand shook. 叶华真的没话说,这已经不是第一次了,还有一次拿个98K,瞄着自己头,然后头盔被打爆,借口就是手抖了一下。 „Brother-in-law, be careful.” When Ye Hua absent-minded, a player jumps high, fist bang that the sandbag hits to the head of Ye Hua. “姐夫,小心。”就在叶华失神的时候,一个玩家高高跳起,沙包打的拳头轰向叶华的脑袋。 „Bang!” “砰！” This is the sound of revolver, sees only the person who that jumps to be exploded the head instantaneously, but his companion saw others to have the spear/gun, started running away at once!!! 这是左轮手枪的声音,只见那跳起来的人瞬间被爆头,而他同伴见别人有枪了,拔腿就跑！！！ „Bang!” “砰！” Also explodes the head, Ye Hua and other people were shocked. 又是爆头,叶华等三人都被惊呆了。 A'Li slightly runs over, speaks in an infantile tone of voice to ask: „Uncle, you are all right, here has the bandage.” 阿离小跑过来,奶声奶气问道:“叔叔,你没事吧,我这里有绷带。” Ye Hua quite injured, too injured, never has such aggrievedly, unexpectedly by a little girl rescuing, gave back to the bandage, Heaven 叶华好受伤,太受伤了,从来没这么憋屈过,竟然被一个小女孩给救了,还给自己绷带,天呐・・・ The anchor in red chamber was just clear, prepares in the boxing hall, just outside arrived heard the sound of revolver, the anchor complexion crazily changes. 红楼里的主播刚刚清完,准备去拳击馆里,刚刚到外面就听见了左轮手枪的声音,主播面色狂变。 „Anchor, run! The revolver appeared strangely!” “主播,快跑！左轮怪又出现了！” „Anchor, keeps the mountain not to fear that does not have the firewood fever, run.” “主播,留得青山在不怕没柴烧,快跑。” „Why you must ask the anchor to run.” “你们为什么要叫主播快跑啊。” „You do not know, the anchor was rubbed oppressively several times by this revolver for these days strangely, so long as later hears the sound of revolver to detour.” “你们不知道,主播这几天被这个左轮怪揉虐了几次,之后只要听见左轮手枪的声音就绕道走。” „Anchor equipment could not have been victorious a pistol.” “主播这一身的装备还打不过一把手枪。” „Oh, is not the anchor vegetable/dish, but was the opposite party is too strong.” “唉,不是主播菜,而是对方太强了。” Really the anchor chooses to drive to travel, before attempted to be innumerable, dies under the revolver strange marksmanship, the opposite party was too cruel. 果然主播选择开车跑路,以前尝试过无数次,都死在左轮怪的枪法下,对方太残暴了。 Small A'Li had the pistol, with the god deicide, the entire boxing hall one was emptied simply, Ye Hua carries the wife and sister-in-law looks dull, has a powerless feeling from the bottom of the heart. 小阿离有了手枪,简直就是遇神杀神,整个拳击馆一下就被清空,叶华携着老婆和小姨子呆呆地看着,从心底生出一股无力感。 Then was one's turn the small A'Li performance. 接下来轮到小阿离表演了。 „Uncle aunt, you treat in the car(riage), making A'Li first charge.” “叔叔阿姨,你们待在车里,让阿离先冲锋。” Thump thump thump!!! 咚咚咚！！！ The front room resounds with a sound of gunfire, grenade sound. 前面屋子响起一阵枪声,还有手雷声音。 „Uncle aunt, you can come to lick the package.” “叔叔阿姨,你们可以进来舔包了。” Ye Hua very injured, Qing Ya and Qing Yu Tong like seriously, this child was too interesting. 叶华很受伤,青雅和青雨彤喜欢得不得了,这孩子太有意思了。 „A'Li, why does not make the aunt charge with you together, your one person go dangerously.” Qing Ya also speaks with A'Li now, A'Li is very open, the sweet timbre annoys the person to love tenderly. “阿离,为什么不让阿姨跟你一起冲锋呢,你一个人去多危险啊。”青雅现在也和阿离说话了,阿离很开朗,甜甜的音色惹人怜爱。 A'Li milk sound said: „Uncle aunt, if came, A'Li will divert attention.” 阿离奶声道:“叔叔阿姨要是来了,阿离就会分心的。” Ye Hua: „” 叶华:“・・・・・・” Qing Ya: „” 青雅:“・・・・・・” Qing Yu Tong: „” 青雨彤:“・・・・・・” The sentiment was A'Li regards the burden three, Ye Hua too injured, does not want to play, was regarded the burden by the little girl unexpectedly. 感情是阿离是把三位当成累赘了,叶华太受伤了,都不想玩下去了,竟然被小女孩当成累赘。 Sees only A'Li driver Picka, on the vehicle a piece silent 只见阿离驾驶者皮卡,车上一片沉默・・・ „Doesn't uncle aunt, you speak? Equipped is too bad? A'Li gives you to snatch the airdrop.” “叔叔阿姨,你们怎么不说话了？是不是装备太差了？阿离给你们去抢空投吧。” Qing Ya looks at the Ye Hua expression, tittered one to smile, Qing Yu Tong also looked, discovered that the brother-in-law face was black is like the coal, immediately smiled. 青雅看着叶华的表情,噗嗤一声笑了出来,青雨彤也看了过来,发现姐夫脸黑得跟煤炭一样,顿时笑了起来。 Small A'Li is confused: „Aunt, you smile anything.” 小阿离一头雾水:“阿姨,你们笑什么。” The Qing Ya gentle voice said: „We are smiling the uncle, he envied A'Li is too fierce.” 青雅柔声说道:“我们在笑叔叔呢,他嫉妒阿离太厉害了。” A'Li is suddenly enlighted probably: „Uncle, sorry A'Li snatched your crest of wave, making you lose face before the aunt” 阿离好像恍然大悟:“叔叔,对不起・・・阿离抢了你的风头,让你在阿姨面前丢脸了・・・” Three faces stiffened immediately. 三人脸顿时僵住了。 Qing Ya and Qing Yu Tong smile immediately out of breath, 青雅和青雨彤顿时笑得上气不接下气, Small A'Li was too lovable, actually added. Ye Hua is enduring the heartburn, clenches jaws saying: „A'Li, plays well!” 小阿离太可爱了,竟然还说了出来。叶华忍着心口疼,咬牙切齿道:“阿离,玩得不错！” „, A'Li has not played fortunately for several days.” “还好吧,阿离没玩几天。” Ye Hua almost must spurt the blood, this is runs into the strongest opponent in history! Also without contesting was mad by the opposite party is about to spit blood, bring murderous aura. 叶华差点要喷血了,这是自己有史以来遇到最强的对手！还没过招就被对方气得快吐血了,句句带着杀气。 Had small A'Li, did not have the difficulty to enter the finals, moreover was only left over 5. 有了小阿离,毫无难度就进了决赛圈,而且只剩下五个。 4 dozens 1. 四打一. „Ended, the anchor is cool.” “完了,主播要凉。” „Gives to the anchor coolly.” “一首凉凉送给主播。” „Do not say, the anchor was very fierce, the single line 4 people projected on the finals.” “你们不要说了,主播很厉害了,单排四人打到了决赛圈。” „Does not eat the chicken to have the fart to use.” “不吃鸡有屁用。” „In building correct” “楼上正解” Ye Hua does not know that this game is doing, must show the strength obviously, finally anything has not done arrived at the finals, makes a baby have the finals, if this spreads, main body face what save this game poisonous 叶华都不知道这一局在干什么,明明是要展现实力,结果什么都没做就到了决赛圈,还是让一个小娃娃带着进决赛圈,这要是传出,本尊的脸面何存・・・这游戏有毒・・・ „Uncle aunt, A'Li solves him, like this is fair.” Small A'Li said that flushed, ten seconds do not have, the opponent killing, then ate the chicken. “叔叔阿姨,阿离去解决他,这样公平。”小阿离说完就冲了出去,十秒钟没有,就把对手给干掉了,然后吃鸡。 Ye Hua eats the chicken for the first time is the lying down chicken, Qing Ya and Qing Yu Tong are excited. 叶华平生第一次吃鸡就是躺鸡,青雅和青雨彤兴奋不已。 „Anchor is quite miserable, was hung to hit.” “主播好惨,被吊打。” „Yes, was too weak, took to close took the pass/test.” “是啊,太弱了,取关了取关了。” The anchor is also racing Kui, the opponent is too flagitious is my mistake! Do not walk, so long as does not bump into the revolver to be strange, this anchor eating the chicken, the attention does understand? 主播心里也是奔溃的,对手太凶残是我的错咯！你们别走啊,只要不碰到左轮怪,本主播把把吃鸡,关注了解一下？ Qing Ya and Qing Yu Tong hugged excitedly in the same place celebrated, but Ye Hua is cold a face, a face was uncomfortable. 青雅和青雨彤都兴奋地抱在一起庆祝了,而叶华寒着个脸,一脸不爽。 „Small A'Li, told the aunt you to name.” Qing Ya asked curiously. “小阿离,告诉阿姨你叫什么名字。”青雅好奇问道。 Qing Yu Tong gives up the brother-in-law directly, hugs the thigh of small A'Li: „Yes, A'Li leads the aunt to eat the chicken.” 青雨彤更是直接放弃姐夫,去抱小阿离的大腿:“是啊是啊,阿离带阿姨吃鸡。” „But, but mother said that cannot tell the stranger the A'Li name.” Small A'Li said pitiful, probably feared very much mother results. “可是・・・可是娘亲说不能告诉陌生人阿离的名字。”小阿离可怜兮兮说道,好像很怕娘亲似得。 Qing Yu Tong tender sound said: „Is aunt an unprincipled person?” 青雨彤娇声道:“阿姨是坏人吗？” „Aunt naturally is not an unprincipled person.” “阿姨当然不是坏人。” „That told the aunt the name, small A'Li clever ~” “那就告诉阿姨名字嘛,小阿离乖~” In earphone silent, then resounds A'Li that to speak in an infantile tone of voice the lovable sound: „Uncle aunt, I called Dong Huang Li.” 耳机里沉默了一下,然后响起阿离那奶声奶气可爱的声音:“叔叔阿姨,我叫东皇离。” In A'Li sent out the name, earphone inside passed on the voice of woman. 就在阿离报出自己名字时,耳机里面传出来女人的声音。 „A'Li! How you are playing the game, the work complete!” “阿离！你怎么又在玩游戏,作业做完了吗！” Ye Hua heard this sound, the brow wrinkled slightly under. 叶华听到这股声音,眉头微微皱了下。 The small A'Li winding, Qing Ya and Qing Yu Tong were depressed, was really worried for small A'Li, her mother as if very severe appearance, listening to just that tone to know. 小阿离下线了,青雅和青雨彤闷闷不乐,真替小阿离担心,她妈妈似乎很严厉的样子,听刚刚那语气就知道了。 „Goes has not arrived! Telephone many, I must sue!” Ye Hua a lot of air/Qi nowhere may scatter, unexpectedly lying down chicken!!! “外卖还没到吗！电话多少,我要去投诉！”叶华一肚子气无处可撒,竟然躺鸡了！！！ Sees the appearance of Ye Hua that vitality/angry, Qing Ya and Qing Yu Tong smiles tenderly. 见叶华那生气的模样,青雅和青雨彤娇笑不已。 Qing Ya comforting said: „Ye Hua, others are only a child, has a look at your, sorry I cannot bear want to smile.” 青雅安抚道:“叶华,别人只是个孩子,看看你这样子,对不起・・・我又忍不住想笑。” „Elder sister, asking you not to smile, my abdominal muscles must come out” “姐姐,求你别笑了,我的腹肌要出来了・・・” The sisters two look at each other, erupts the tender laughter again. 姐妹两相视一眼,再次爆发出娇笑声。 Ye Hua thought that this is in the life a big stain, again to oneself little time, when the time comes does not have the difficulty to lead you to eat the chicken, shows the unsurpassed supreme elegant demeanor! 叶华觉得这就是人生中一大污点,再给自己一点点时间,到时候毫无难度带你们吃鸡,彰显无上至尊的风采！