YXCHD :: Volume #8

#707: You pick from the trash can


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Deducted Yang Yan of strength pit kid also when rejoiced that Luoluo has not paid attention to the words that oneself spoke, what Lei Zhentian then gave him to perform is: „If there is a child to not play, that will not have the significance!” 演绎了一把实力坑娃的杨言还在庆幸落落没有留意自己说的话的时候,雷震天便给他上演了一把什么叫:“如果生孩子不是为了玩,那将毫无意义!” In the morning takes the full moon photo to Little Shanzhu, is still sleeping while the little fellow, the proper picture shot quickly! 上午给小山竹拍满月照,趁着小家伙还在睡觉,正经的照片很快就拍完了! Also dissatisfied Lei Zhentian pulled out he and Wu Yi meticulously prepared very for a long time item...... 紧接着,还不满足的雷震天掏出了他和吴艺精心准备了很久的“道具”…… First is one is camouflaged the cradle of trash can by down arrange/cloth art/skill, inside is spreading the soft small quilt, but outside actually hangs, is piling the banana skin and watermelon skin and so on stuffed toy! 首先是一个被绒毛布艺伪装成垃圾桶的摇篮,里面铺着柔软的小被子,不过外面却是挂着、堆着香蕉皮、西瓜皮之类的绒毛玩具! Little Shanzhu was held trash can by Wu Yi cautiously, she seems to be more excited, somewhat clear on the face has the bright smiling face. 小山竹吴艺小心翼翼地抱到了“垃圾桶”里,她似乎更加兴奋,有些圆润了的脸庞上都带着灿烂的笑容。 Comes quickly!” Wu Yi beckoned, lowers the sound to say to Lei Zhentian. “快来!”吴艺招了招手,压低声音跟雷震天说着。 Lei Zhentian and Wu Yi two people stand rapidly this background front, hand in hand walks, then looks at trash can, showed the exaggerating expression respectively. 雷震天吴艺两人迅速站到这个“布景”前面,手牵着手走路,然后回头看着“垃圾桶”,各自摆出了夸张的表情。 Yang Yan brings Luoluo to sit on sofa at the same time, looks that in the Lei Family villa lobby this does the strange couple, shook the head to smile reluctantly. 杨言带着落落坐在一边的沙发上,看着雷家别墅大客厅里这搞怪的两口子,都无奈地摇头笑了起来。 This is what operates? 这是什么操作啊? Keeps the evidence, can tell Little Shanzhu you to pick in the trash can by later, doesn't believe you to watch picture? 留着证据,到以后可以告诉小山竹“你就是在垃圾桶里捡来的,不信你看照片”吗? ....... 唔……. As if in this case, Little Shanzhu picks from the trash can, compared with truly Luoluo that picks from the trash can, but also has the credibility! 似乎这样子一来,小山竹是从垃圾桶里捡来的,比真正从垃圾桶里捡来的落落,还更有可信度啊! Naturally, Yang Yan has not cared, he knows, Lei Zhentian this spoof, experiences the irrelevant, many guardians with Luoluo's does not cheat the child like this? 当然,杨言没在意,他知道,雷震天这番恶搞,跟落落的经历无关,很多家长不都这样哄骗小孩的吗? However, Luoluo looks is not clear, she looks at Uncle Lei puzzled with Auntie Wu that exaggerating expression, looks like in little girl, they picked the treasure to be the same probably! 不过,落落就看不明白了,她困惑地看着雷伯伯和吴阿姨那夸张的表情,在小姑娘看来,他们就好像捡到了宝一样! What having is so unusual? 有什么这么稀奇吗? Looked at a while, Luoluo could not constrain the curiosity of innermost feelings, turned the head, referred to that with Papa trash can, asked: Papa , what?” 看了一会儿,落落就压抑不住内心的好奇,转过头来,跟爸爸指了指那个“垃圾桶”,问了起来:“粑粑,呐,呐,什么呀?” Yang Yan definitely cannot consider truthfully, he has not been at all the Luoluo's surface, is close to the explanation of fact saying! 杨言肯定不能如实相告,他还不敢当着落落的面,把这么接近事实的解释讲出来呢! Therefore, he can only think an alternative reason to the daughter exhaustively: Your Uncle Lei is taking the scene that they tease Brother Little Shanzhu, you know small baby laughed heartily very much happily? They disguise that is turning head suddenly, Little Shanzhu saw that they are paying attention to themselves, will be very happy!” 所以,他只能绞尽脑汁地给女儿想一个另类的理由:“你雷伯伯是在拍他们逗小山竹弟弟的场景,你知道小宝宝很喜欢笑的吗?他们假装走着走着,忽然一回头,小山竹看到他们在关注自己了,就会很开心!” Is this? 是这样吗? Luoluo hears actually also some muddle-headed, but, this is not quite important, she thought that Papa lecture of right, this is then opening the small mouth slightly, nods with Papa, probably accepted as true, but also is repeating the Papa words in a baby voice: That, that mountain...... pig, un, is the younger brother happy?” 落落听得其实还有些迷糊,不过,这不太重要,她觉得爸爸讲的都对,这便微微张着小嘴巴,跟爸爸点了点头,好像信以为真了,还奶声奶气地重复着爸爸的话:“那,那山……猪,嗯,弟弟开心呀?” Right, he will be very happy, but is not now, now photographs, Brother Little Shanzhu is still sleeping!” Yang Yan is smiling, tries to cover up a lie diligently, a while, if Brother Little Shanzhu awoke, we use this move again, goes to play with Brother Little Shanzhu, looked that he can smile, is good?” “对,他会很开心,不过不是现在,现在只是拍照,小山竹弟弟还在睡觉呢!”杨言笑着,努力地圆谎,“等会儿,如果小山竹弟弟醒了,我们再用这招,去跟小山竹弟弟玩一下,看他会不会笑起来,好不好?” Although Luoluo does not know that this has anything to be fun, but listened to Papa saying that she came the interest inexplicably. 落落虽然不知道这个有什么好玩的,但听着爸爸说的,她就莫名地来了兴致。 Sitting cross-legged of positive little girl the plate on the sofa, then waist, haunched the small body, sat again layer on layer/heavily, the small buttocks sat on the leg, the body shook, she gave a tongue-lashing the small tooth, smiled brightly with Papa: Hee hee, good, good!” 积极的小姑娘在沙发上盘了盘腿,然后腰部一挺,撑起小身子,再重重地坐下去,小屁股坐在腿上,身子一抖一抖的,她呲起小牙齿,跟爸爸灿烂地笑起来:“嘻嘻,好,好呀!” This little girl inborn love plays, the smiling face of this flash, but also really gives the feeling that the person a sunlight caresses the face! 小姑娘天生爱玩,这一刹那的笑脸,还真给人一种阳光扑面的感觉! The item of Lei Zhentian next group of pit kids is classical animated movie «Seven dragon bead» inside martial arts clothing/taking, headgears and tail also blue toy that makes the shock-wave appearance! 雷震天下一组坑娃的道具是经典动画片《七龙珠》里面的武道服、头套、尾巴还有一个做成冲击波样子的蓝色玩具! These things, it is estimated that have not sold, Yang Yan guesses that they are Lei Zhentian find the person to give Little Shanzhu making to order! 这些东西,估计还没有卖,杨言猜它们是雷震天找人给小山竹订做的! Look the martial arts clothing/taking does not need to put on, it only has the half, was turned one, to lean the Little Shanzhu body that the body is resting to cover by the Sir, then puts on the headgear, to display the tail...... 这不,武道服都不用穿,它只有半边,给被大人翻了一下、侧着身子睡的小山竹身子盖上,然后再戴上头套、摆上尾巴…… Good, looked exhaltedly downward, the image of Sun Wukong displayed! 好嘛,居高临下地往下看,小孙悟空的形象都表现出来了! Yang Yan and Luoluo did not need the past to join in the fun, the photographer the picture of camera, led in the big television of living room directly! 杨言落落倒不用走过去凑热闹,摄影师直接将相机的画面,在客厅的大电视里导了出来! Really can toss about!” Yang Yan does not know whether to laugh or cry shakes the head, he caressed the Luoluo's back conveniently. “真能折腾啊!”杨言哭笑不得地摇了摇头,他随手抚了抚落落的后背。 This was attracted the Luoluo's attention, little girl has turned head, innocent looks at Papa, that miserable big eye, looked at Yang Yan under such big cruel-hearted...... 这可是把落落的注意力吸引了过来,小姑娘回过头,一脸无辜地看着爸爸,那楚楚可怜的大眼睛,看得杨言都下不了这么大的狠心…… All right, if Papa gives you to photograph, will not definitely pat is so strange.” Yang Yan also touches the Luoluo's small head with an air of decorum, comforts to say. “没事,爸爸如果给你拍照,肯定不会拍这么奇怪的。”杨言还煞有介事地摸摸落落的小脑袋,安慰道。 What do you mean? 什么意思呀? little girl looked at Papa at a loss, expressed that has not understood what is heard. 小姑娘茫然地看了看爸爸,表示没听明白。 Lei Zhentian is unwilling only makes son photograph, after he and other photographers patted several, oneself also ran, lies down on rug that directly, in the background used, makes by the frightening shape that the shock-wave bang flies! 雷震天还不甘心只让儿子自己一个人拍照,他等摄影师拍了几张之后,自己也跑了过去,直接躺在了布景用的地毯上,做出被冲击波轰飞的惊吓状! Yang Yan has not thought, oneself knew so many years Old Lei, unexpectedly is in one two small children! 得,杨言都没想到,自己认识了这么多年的老雷,居然还是一个中二的小青年! ...... …… Snowed!” “下雪了!” In Yang Yan looks that with great interest Lei Zhentian and Wu Yi manipulate Little Shanzhu to pat these interests baby according to the time, a photographer assistant looks at whereabouts out of the window suddenly, says. 就在杨言津津有味地看着雷震天吴艺摆弄着小山竹拍那些趣味的宝宝照时候,一个摄影师助理忽然望着落地窗外,开口说道。 Snowed? 下雪了? Everyone 's response is different. 每个人的反应都不一样。 The photographers are very calm, his does not lift continues to do own work, does not seem to hear the words of assistant to be the same! 摄影师很淡定,他头也不抬地继续做着自己的工作,似乎没有听到自己助理的话一样! Lei Zhentian and Wu Yi also turned the head to shoot a look outside an eye piece, the quite natural revolutions turned head. 雷震天吴艺也只是转头瞥了一眼窗外,就比较自然地转回头。 Snowing, in northeast that is only the sparse ordinary matter, now in the winter, will snow regularly, they do not think that has anything to be worth look at! If not snow, that possibly is the rare event! 下雪,在东北那只是稀疏平常的事,现在冬天,隔三差五就会下雪,他们早就不觉得有什么值得去看的了!要是不下雪,那可能才是稀罕事儿! However, but also without seeing Yang Yan and Luoluo's of response real snow was quite big! 不过,还没见过真的雪的杨言落落的反应就比较大了! Really snowed?” Yang Yan being able to bear stood, seeks a better angle to look to the landing glass. “真的下雪了吗?”杨言忍不住站了起来,寻求一个更好的角度向落地玻璃那边望去。 Really is, Yang Yan saw, the ground in courtyard has spread out light white, but the space is also fluttering as if also very clear snowflake! 还真的是,杨言看到,院子里的地上已经铺上了一层薄薄的白色,而天上还飘着仿佛还很晶莹的雪花! To raining to be the same, but the snowflake is light, has been hitting volume to fall slowly, seeming like as if were many one point of comfortable zen...... 就跟下雨一样,但雪花轻飘飘的,一直在慢慢地打着卷儿落下来,看起来就仿佛多了一分闲适的禅意…… „Very attractive!” Yang Yan has turned head delightedly, said with Luoluo, Luoluo, comes quickly, Papa leads you to look at the snow!” “很漂亮啊!”杨言欢喜地回过头,跟落落说道,“落落,快来,爸爸带你去看雪!” „, Papa, does not keep off and keeps off Luoluo......” Luoluo also to look at the snow, she hmph hmph anxiously is thrusting out the abdomen, by the friction force of buttocks, smooth one falls from the sofa edge. “唔哼,粑粑,挡、挡(等)落落……”落落也是很想看雪,她急哼哼地腆着小肚子,靠屁股的摩擦力,溜的一下就从沙发边缘滑落下来。 Fortunately, this time she squatted steadily, to has not fallen down at the same time crooked. 还好,这次她自己蹲稳了,没有向一边歪歪扭扭地扑倒。 Papa......” Luoluo came to a stop with great difficulty, then worries to run over, waits to see Papa to put out a hand there smilingly oneself, she with joy the small hand stopper to the big hand of Papa, making Papa pull, smiles sweetly with Papa. 粑粑……”落落好不容易站稳了,便着急地跑过来,等看到爸爸伸着手在那里笑眯眯地等自己,她才喜滋滋地将小手塞到爸爸的大手里,让爸爸牵着,甜甜地跟爸爸笑起来。 My impoverished family said 寒门说 A chapter, but moves today, but also tidies up, a little tosses about late, the eye hides is fighting, will write on tomorrow again. Tomorrow strives to write three chapters...... qaq 还有一章的,但今天搬了一下家,还收拾一下,折腾得有点晚,眼皮子在打架,就明天再写了。明天争取写三章吧......qaq
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