I believe that own this time should overestimate credible degree of God Clan again in time sense: Before Father God, said oneself only want again a casual revolutions meeting, but in fact he is three days later comes back. 我相信自己这次应该再次高估了神族在时间观念上的靠谱程度:父神之前说自己只想再随便转一会,但事实上他是三天后回来的。 I should rejoice that he does catch up before the next new millennium evening party comes back? 我应该庆幸他赶在下一个新千年的联欢晚会前回来么？ „Actually I went to in -depth place, naturally, should not leave this Universe,” Father God that third day comes back in the morning explained to me, „mainly for the precision measuring this World information variation is ‚even’, the conclusion suspected with before was the same. Moreover discovered the interesting phenomenon: World under two Void Creature influences has the different labelling ways probably respectively, right, is these very slight information point, is not quite same in your World and my World discovery information labelling, next time if possible I will make that side the Huron insane girl also inspect my territory, perhaps this is Void Creature ID Card-, is calls ID Card?” “其实我去了更深层的地方,当然,应该没有离开这个宇宙,”第三天早上才回来的父神这么跟我解释,“主要是为了精确测量这个世界的信息变异是不是‘均匀’的,结论跟之前猜想的一样。另外发现了一点有趣的现象:两个虚空生物影响下的世界好像分别有着不同的标注方式,对,就是那些非常细微的信息点,在你的世界和我的世界发现的信息标注不太一样,下次有机会的话我让休伦那边的疯丫头也检查一下自己的领地,说不定这就是虚空生物的身份证号-对了,是叫身份证号吧？” I deeply am surprised in the understanding degree of Father God to this World, he actually knows ID Card of earthling use. 我深深惊讶于父神对这个世界的了解程度,他竟然连地球人使用的身份证都知道。 „Mainly saw many charge d'affaires ID Card in the long-distance motor station at that time.” Father God said, „impression is very profound.” “主要是当时在长途汽车站看到不少代办身份证的。”父神说道,“印象特别深刻。” I: „......” 我:“……” This morning Little Bubbles was drawn by her mother is doing to inspect, over the two days that mother and child( are these words reading irritably not?) Always is almost together, after discovering Little Bubbles may be a brand-new main engine form, Bubbles does not dare to run all over the place by own daughter|girl, for fear that knocks, although she spoiled about various Little Bubbles also types before, but now just like already intensely to strange situation. She also seems especially energetic, walks wishes one could to observe Sun with the nostril. At this time I believe the words that thoroughly Shandora spoke, before is quite a period of time miles, the Bubbles actually heart had a pressure, that was own daughter|girl possible intelligence a little issue, now this pressure has transformed as the power: The Little Bubbles brain does not have the issue, is the structure different- from children's direct ascent of physical disabilities to Hua Luogeng's degree, pullets that therefore the kid's mother suppressed a gold/metal egg just like accidentally over the two days. On the small face 24 hours are exuding the maternal brilliance, on the whole person bright hanging wall of can, when the wall lamp used. Although does not want to acknowledge, I have saying that that one meter death otaku girl looks like truly becomes mother, this mentality you trade casually be childless may be unable to imitate. Moreover heard that Bubbles has been making one set of revolutionary study plan for own treasure daughter|girl quantity body, became invalid for the study plan of conventional parent body machine preparation completely ; She even changed the duty timetable of entire mainframe network, good oneself squeeze out many one hour to accompany the daughter. The goal is by own child not to lose from the starting point-, although I really do not know that as the only individual, whom Little Bubbles can also lose to go: That little girl is really happy, her life is doomed not to need to face that mortal enemy who makes one clench jaws: Others family/home child. 今天一大早小泡泡就被她妈拉着去做检查了,这两天那娘俩(这句话读着别扭不？)差不多是形影不离,在发现小泡泡极有可能是一种全新的主机形式之后,泡泡可是一点都不敢让自己闺女乱跑,生怕磕了碰了,尽管以前她对小泡泡也各种溺爱,可现在俨然已经变本加厉到诡异的地步。她本人也显得格外精神,走路都恨不得用鼻孔观测太阳。这时我才彻底相信珊多拉说的话,在之前相当一段时间,泡泡其实心头都有个压力,那就是自己的闺女可能智力有点问题,现在这个压力已经转化为动力:小泡泡脑子没问题,就是结构不一样-从残障儿童直接上升到华罗庚的程度,于是孩子她妈这两天宛若不小心憋出个金蛋的小母鸡。小脸上二十四小时泛着母性的光辉,整个人灿烂的挂墙上都能当壁灯用了。尽管不想承认,我还是不得不说,那个一米一的死宅女看来确实是当妈的,这份心态你随便换个无儿无女的可模仿不出来。而且听说泡泡已经在为自己宝贝闺女量身制定一整套革命性的学习方案,原本为常规母体机准备的学习方案全部作废;她甚至更改了整个主机网络的工作时间表,好给自己挤出多一个小时的时间陪陪女儿。目的是不让自己的孩子输在起跑线上-尽管我实在不知道作为唯一个体,小泡泡还能输给谁去:那小丫头真幸福啊,她人生注定不用面对那个让人咬牙切齿的死敌:别人家孩子。 Because entire Empire adds on two high rank Xiling Host, another her mother. 因为全帝国加起来就俩高阶希灵主机,另外一个还是她妈。 Little Bubbles oneself indicated to accept with pleasure, emotional quotient the growth compared with the Earth child quickly many she to any arrangement of my mother, is also maintaining the following blindly attitude toward parental any order by the present, Bubbles said that made her go to the to scan thought core happily, little brat on does not jolt runs every day toward core mother nest, the minutes and seconds were not bad. Felt sorry for Gill younger sister, was the shining younger sister of nanny has been used to the small Princess 24 hours to stay in own line of sight. Completely forgot oneself just started the work time resistance tendency to this position is how serious, now one of the Little Bubbles in mother nest soaks is quite a while, Gill younger sister whole person with being as if in a trance same tidies up the Little Bubbles' toy at home unceasingly, the appearance hidden bitterness like the marriage discovered next day the husband loves is actually uncle's boudoir embittered wife, Lu Xun if in the past saw her, Xianglinsao was perhaps surnamed Ji. 小泡泡本人对自己老妈的任何安排都表示欣然接受,情商发育比地球孩子快不了多少的她,到现在还保持着对父母任何命令的盲从态度,泡泡说让她去扫描思维核心,小家伙就乐不颠地每天往核心母巢跑一趟,分秒不差。只是可怜了吉尔妹,身为保姆的金闪闪妹子已经习惯了小公主二十四小时在自己视线中呆着。全然忘记了自己刚参加工作的时候对这项职位的抗拒倾向是多么严重,现在小泡泡在母巢里面一泡就是半天,吉尔妹整个人就跟丢了魂一样在家里不断收拾小泡泡的玩具,面目幽怨如同结婚第二天就发现老公爱的其实是自己二大爷的深闺怨妇,鲁迅当年要是看见她,祥林嫂说不定就姓吉了。 However yesterday afternoon she finally found the matter that can shift the attention probably: Fights with Yakumo Ran. 不过昨天下午她好像终于找到了能转移注意力的事情:跟八云蓝打架。 The reason is Xiaoxue a few words: The fox elder sister is actually a Hasbro. Will make the cradle with the tail. Will take care of the child, will coax the person to sleep, the body is nice and warm, when oneself are small. Soaks the elder sister, small Xiaoxue and small Xiaoqian most likes the dry/does matter every day is sneaks in the tail of fox to sleep to play hide-and-seek, the fox elder sister may be gentle...... 原因就是晓雪的一段话:狐狸姐姐其实是个孩之宝。会用尾巴做摇篮。会照顾小孩子,会哄人睡觉,身上还暖烘烘的,在自己小的时候。泡儿姐、小晓雪和小晓浅每天最喜欢干的事情就是钻进狐狸的尾巴里面睡觉捉迷藏,狐狸姐姐可温柔啦…… These words push up the opposite that aloof Yakumo Ran the nanny sparkled directly. Gill younger sister thinks it is necessary before that day arrived to determine a matter: Is the nanny is fierce, is Healer fierce...... 这段话直接把与世无争的八云蓝推上了保姆闪闪的对立面。吉尔妹认为有必要在那一天到来之前就确定一件事:到底是保姆厉害,还是奶妈厉害…… Actually I thought that there is no struggle, Ji sparkles has the nanny talent is not actually fake very much, but do you have the experience of Yakumo Ran? Others how many years ago starts to look after Chen, right, but must add on one forever the 17-year-old waving the arms about master, why to want the age of work experience in this, does Ji sparkle you to need compares with others? 其实我觉得这没什么争的,姬闪闪很有保姆天分倒是不假,但你有八云蓝的经验么？人家从多少年前就开始照顾橙喵,对了,还得加上一个永远17岁的甩手主人,在这个干啥都要工作经验的年代,姬闪闪你有必要跟人家比么？ Right, raised the Yakumo Ran waving the arms about master, that the 17-year-old laborer, I remembered a matter forever: Looked on the current situation, if purple does not make the best use of the time to train the good sensitivity, before she must change, master, all sorts of signs showed that the fox spirit blue the extreme velocity under the influence of some halo is degenerating a domestic big spitz, moreover this process is perhaps irreversible: She has learned to dig to bury deep the thing as well as carve ear Ross in the courtyard to fight with Avalon that crowd, and recently had the interest in the big bone specially...... 对了,提起八云蓝的甩手主人,那个永远17岁的打工妹,我就想起件事来:就目前的情况看,假如紫再不抓紧时间过来培养好感度,她就得变前主人了,种种迹象显示狐仙蓝正在某种光环的影响下极速退化成一只家养的大狐狸狗,而且此过程恐怕不可逆:她已经学会在院子里刨坑埋东西以及和阿瓦隆那群刻耳柏洛斯打架了,并且最近对大骨头特别有兴趣…… Over the two days in the family/home also has one group of guests temporarily, had that six mass production main engines of obvious evolution after the appraisal, Bubbles felt, since they had such gratifying change, should indicate as mother, therefore in invited them to come home plays for several days. The mass production machines emotion lacks after all, whole time they sit on the sofa honestly, watches the television with the Sirs together, Little Bubbles, if past reluctant to part several, they will play the game together, if no one responds them, they will sit alone in boredom the half of the day, fine Doll that probably one crowd will not ponder. This reminded me of just came in Pandora to family/home, but Bubbles definitely told me very much, these mass production main engines were very happy, their eyes most deep places hid are being surprised and joyful, particularly with my together time obviously. I also discovered, that mass production machine named XL28 likes itself especially, oneself and she sit together the time, little brat even cannot help but will rock back and forth body. Sang well...... in brain, finally this was Bubbles tells own, actually I was very curious must be able to choose to meditate in singing to what character stuffily...... 这两天家里还临时有一群客人,就是经鉴定有明显进化的那六个量产主机,泡泡觉得既然她们有了这么可喜的变化,作为母亲就应该有所表示,于是邀请她们来家里玩几天。量产机们情感毕竟还是缺乏,大部分时间她们都会老老实实地在沙发上坐着,跟大人们一起看电视,小泡泡如果过去依依呀呀几句,她们就会一起玩游戏,而假如没人搭理她们,她们就会枯坐半天,好像一群不会思考的精致洋娃娃。这让我想起了刚来到家里的潘多拉,但是泡泡很肯定地告诉我,这些量产主机都很高兴,她们的眼睛最深处隐藏着惊奇和喜悦,尤其是跟我在一起的时候更明显一点。我也发现了,那个叫XL28的量产机格外喜欢自己,自己和她坐在一起的时候,小家伙甚至会不由自主地来回晃动身体。在脑子里唱歌……好吧,最后这是泡泡告诉自己的,我很好奇究竟要闷到什么样的性格才能在唱歌的时候都选择默念…… One crowd of mass production Little Bubbles in the existence feeling of home should be very low, but the sometimes quantitative change causes qualitative change- particularly has piled in a group of little brat situation at home, starting from yesterday morning, Suigintou was in conspiracy with her group of younger sisters to think the law pulled up the show mass production machines, at first Suiseiseki holds head( matter that this type of top up disturbs not to really be able to remember others) probably. Is then out of control, now enters the room plunges into the view is the young maid servant who crowded more than ten walk to sit lies to chat to play, I thought that bad kindergarten classes for six and seven year olds Teacher, I can join in the preschool education enterprise again...... 一群量产小泡泡在家的存在感本来应该是很低的,但有时候量变引起质变-尤其是在家里已经堆了一大群小家伙的情况下,从昨天上午开始,水银灯伙同她那群妹妹就想着法地撩骚量产机们,最初好像是翠星石开的头(这种添油捣乱的事儿还真想不起别人了)。然后就一发不可收拾,现在一进房间跳入眼帘的就是乌泱泱十几个行走坐卧聊天玩耍的小毛丫头,我觉得再差个大班老师,自己就能投身幼教事业了…… However this restless vigor could not continue many days probably, tomorrow deep red and several other Rozen Maiden should go home, their time dull time were not here short, Shadow City various cherishing gadget and suburbs that Princess castle made them forget to return. Especially the latter, fully satisfied the Suigintou showing off psychology and deep red aristocrat affective tone, does not know here after spoiled Rozen Maiden go back, can turn into the Sakurada pure disaster, what to do if when the time comes deep red and others take one with Suigintou equally big Robot, Titan Suigintou is more than 100 meters high...... 不过这种闹腾劲大概也持续不了多少天,明天真红和其他几个蔷薇少女就该回家了,她们这次在这里呆的时间可不短,影子城的各种稀罕玩意儿和城郊那座公主城堡让她们流连忘返。尤其是后者,充分满足了水银灯的显摆心理和真红的贵族情调,不知道在这里被宠坏的蔷薇少女们回去之后会不会变成樱田纯的灾难,万一到时候真红跟人家要一个和水银灯的一样大机器人怎么办,泰坦水银灯可是一百多米高…… Does not know that in the family/home child too many people were this situation, the child occupied in the entire living room and room any can the thing of entertainment( including hanging lamp, Little Bubbles play), the cause that therefore you can only compel taking care of the child painstakingly gave the wife, outside oneself compelled to run up to painstakingly hides idly, in any case oneself present is this. That crowd of startled for the first time little brat made a moment ago suddenly, is who snatched whose toy only who moved whose soft drink, the gloom that then hits, the elder sister and Lin Xue as well as Anveena have Ji to sparkle in are keeping the order, but disastrous is in the family/home also has Icetis with Qianqian such rare and beautiful flowers, they mix in the bear child pile simply on are catalyst same existences. In the room is just like noisy. Therefore I can only in the running courtyard hide quietly, in the family/home has a courtyard luckily , the weather is luckily good today, late autumn the season can also have warm Sun to expose to the sun, but rare. 不知道家里孩子太多的人是不是都是这种情况,小孩子占据了整个客厅以及房里任何一个可以娱乐的东西(包括吊灯,小泡泡在玩),于是你只能苦逼兮兮地把照顾孩子的伟业交给老婆,自己苦逼兮兮地跑到外面躲清闲,反正自己现在就是这样。那群一惊一乍的小家伙刚才突然又闹起来了,不外乎是谁抢了谁的玩具谁动了谁的汽水,然后就打的天昏地暗,姐姐和林雪以及安薇娜还有姬闪闪正在里面维持秩序,可灾难性的是家里还有冰蒂斯和浅浅这样的奇葩,她们俩混在熊孩子堆里简直就是催化剂一样的存在。屋里俨然已经沸反盈天。于是我只能跑院子里躲清静,幸好家里有个院子,也幸好今天天气不错,深秋时节还能有暖洋洋的太阳晒可是不可多得的。 The new lawn of Della cultivation has been covered with each open area in courtyard. These soft pure plants were adjusted carefully, so long as a day can the growth be mature. Then 30 years of not dry not yellow, effective scavenging air improvement soil texture antibacterial anti- insect can also promote the blood circulation, moreover what three leaves is the cumin veal taste, what four leaves is the spicy coffee milk vanilla ice cream taste, this stretch of lawn should be the Della style lacks the mind work the work of peak, that little thing all IQ were used for on the thing that studied these to take a test strangely does not award marks. I moved a camp stool to sit in the lawn before room, is welcoming the noon sunlight, had a look at the day, drank tea, looks at a Aya daily paper, near the ear transmits in house the Sir to call the child the noisy noisy sound indistinctly, felt own especially likely retired veteran cadres. The foot transmits the itchy feeling, a furry shining golden tail is brushing the outwash in own instep mischievously, sends out the gel slightly the clear fragrance. 叮当培育的新草坪已经长满院子里的每一块空地。这些柔软洁净的植物被精心调节,只要一天就能生长成熟。然后三十年不枯不黄,有效净化空气改善土质抗菌抗虫还能促进血液循环,而且三片叶子的是孜然小牛肉味,四片叶子的是香浓咖啡牛奶香草冰激凌味,这片草坪应该是叮当风格缺心眼作品的巅峰之作,那小东西所有的智商都用来研究这些稀奇古怪考试不加分的东西上了。我搬了个马扎坐在屋前的草坪上,迎着晌午阳光,看看天,喝口茶,瞄一眼文文日报,耳边隐隐约约传来房子里大人叫小孩闹的嘈杂声音,感觉自己特像个离退休老干部。脚边传来痒痒的感觉,一条毛茸茸明晃晃的金黄色尾巴正调皮地在自己脚面刷来刷去,微微散发出沐浴露的清香气。 „, The fox, you did not feel have oneself degenerated to a quite serious situation?” “呐,狐狸,你不觉得自己已经退化到一个相当严重的地步了么？” I am asking, fox girl only accommodated a person of small cushion in the side lawn upper berth, oneself roll up comfortably above, welcomed the sunlight to have dozen of yawn once for a while, cushion front is placing two trays, fried in oil the tofu, a plate of bone biscuit. These long big tail shop dispersing are sunning, bypasses own body to build on my leg, other eight , then be occupied with nothing flings, occasionally kills one in the fly that this late autumn season still danced in the air strongly, or delivers to the mouth from the nearby eradication grass, flexible is like the hand. 我偏着头问道,狐狸女孩在旁边草地上铺了个仅容一人的小垫子,自己舒服地蜷缩在上面,迎着阳光时不时打打哈欠,垫子前面摆放着两个盘子,一盘油炸豆腐,一盘骨头饼干。那些长长的大尾巴铺散开来晒着太阳,其中一条绕过自己的身体搭在我腿上,另外的八条则无所事事地甩来甩去,偶尔干掉一个在这深秋时节仍然坚强飞舞的苍蝇,或者从附近拔根草送到自己嘴里,灵活的跟手一样。 Actually...... was this fox fostered what variety by oneself? ……这头狐狸究竟被自己养成什么品种了？ „I called Yakumo Ran, did not call the fox,” fox looked at my one eyes lazily, at the same time continued to pull up weeds with the tail, „such good, with Yukari-sama together time was also this.” “我叫八云蓝,不叫狐狸,”狐狸懒洋洋地看了我一眼,一边继续用尾巴拔草,“这样挺好的,和紫大人在一起的时候也是这样。” „Eats the dog grain as well as digs a hole in the courtyard?” My line of sight flutters that plate of bone biscuit to the lawn, good, presenting the dog dog biscuit is actually not strange, what is mysterious is this plate of biscuit is blue begs from Shandora there, this matter made people be hard tsukkomi/ridicule, originally ordinary did Her Majesty the Queen also steal the stealing food dog grain? “吃狗粮以及在院子里刨坑么？”我的视线不由飘向草坪上那盘骨头饼干,好吧,出现狗狗饼干其实并不离奇,神奇的是这盘饼干是蓝从珊多拉那里讨要的,这件事就让人难以吐槽了,原来平常女王陛下还偷偷吃狗粮么？ „This is not the dog grain, but looks looks like very much,” fox grasps a biscuit to throw, „is very delicious, the dog grain was a little rank, eats the mouth to do, moreover without this anti- hungry.” “这不是狗粮,只是看着很像而已,”狐狸抓起一块饼干扔上来,“很好吃的,狗粮有点腥,吃多了嘴会干,而且没这个耐饿。” I: „......” I go to this fearful information content! 我:“……”我去这何等可怕的信息量！ „Shandora told me.” “珊多拉告诉我的。” I: „......” I go to this more fearful information content! 我:“……”我去这何等更加可怕的信息量！ „The fantasy township is as leisurely and carefree as the make one's hair stand up in anger place, looks at your appearance, really so.” I pinched that at will to the furry ear. Finally opposite party nine tails immediately with flaming chariot same in own back: „Pinching the ear must say one ahead of time! Otherwise can have the goosebumps!” “都说幻想乡是个悠闲到令人发指的地方,看你的样子,果然如此。”我随意捏了捏那对毛茸茸的耳朵。结果对方九条尾巴立马跟风火轮一样在自己后背噼里啪啦了一阵:“捏耳朵要提前说一声！否则会起鸡皮疙瘩的！” „You thought that noisily when that crowd of little brat can arrive?” I then looked at a window of living room, Suigintou put up fire god artillery in the window, Hinaichigo am the ammunition belt link in behind, the firepower director was Suiseiseki, three people of Group attack pit-a-pat is strafing to the living room, good, since Icetis that crazy fellow supposed goddess to bless at home . This group of bear children have played thoroughly insanely, I saw Lilina to touch to the desk clock by a moment ago unexpectedly secretly pasted two plastic explosives!! “你觉得那群小家伙要闹到什么时候？”我回头看了一眼客厅的落地窗,水银灯在窗口架了一挺火神炮,雏莓正在后面推弹链,火力指挥员是翠星石,三人攻击正突突突地对着客厅扫射,好吧,自从冰蒂斯那个疯狂的家伙在家里设下女神祝福之后。这帮熊孩子已经彻底玩疯了,我刚才竟然看见莉莉娜偷偷摸到座钟旁边贴了俩塑胶炸弹！！ Naturally, perhaps did not need this thing really unable to break the defense of Suiseiseki, after all that Doll does not know where from looked for the tank barbette of World War II in that pestle, each time opposite open fire one was in chaotic situation. 当然,不用这东西恐怕真的破不了翠星石的防御,毕竟那个人偶不知道从哪找了个二战时期的坦克炮塔在那杵着,每次开炮对面都一阵鸡飞狗跳。 Good, this is savage one, this beginning seemed like Lilina to rob the Suigintou last bottle of yogurt. In the process accidentally knocked was running past Little Bubbles, therefore the tripartite tangled warfare, the child were many easily noisy, they were start directly noisily by the supreme family's specification, Icetis mixed, got down the goddess blessings in entire house, making the children play heartily...... again then, Little Bubbles rubbed a light guided missile discharger is the beginning of entire farce- finally my drawing the fox is running. 好吧,这是凶残的一幕,这一幕的开端好像是莉莉娜抢走了水银灯最后一瓶酸奶。过程中不小心撞翻了正跑过去的小泡泡,于是三方混战,孩子多了就容易闹,她们是直接以超人家庭的规格开始闹的,紧接着冰蒂斯掺和进来,在整个房子下了女神赐福,让孩子们尽情玩耍……再然后,小泡泡搓出一轻型导弹发射架是整个闹剧的开端-最后我就拉着狐狸跑出来了。 „Daily, daily in another significance.” The fox said spookily. “日常,另一种意义上的日常。”狐狸幽幽说道。 A steel wire builds from the second floor balcony, „scoffs scoffs at” a sound. Deep red slid to throw the lobe grenade following the steel wire to the living room, then just about to crawls upward, only heard a gunshot, the steel wire to be broken by the XL341 spear/gun that in another window poked head. 一根钢索从二楼阳台搭下来,“嗤啦嗤啦”一阵声响。真红顺着钢索溜下来给客厅里扔了个裂片手雷,然后刚要往上爬,只听得一声枪响,钢索被另一扇窗户里探出头来的XL341枪打断。 I am stroking the tail of fox: „Makes Icetis take care of the child is my whole life biggest mistake, does not have one.” 我捋着狐狸的尾巴:“让冰蒂斯照顾小孩儿是我这辈子最大的错误,没有之一。” „Worked as” a loud sound, Bubbles hit from the window. Before falling to the ground, rubs a bazooka. Returned to batter round of RPG to the window, immediately was fishy. “哐当”一声巨响,泡泡从落地窗里撞了出来。落地前就搓出一个火箭筒。返身给窗户里面糊了一发RPG,顿时又是一片乌烟瘴气。 „A bigger mistake is you stays in the room Qianqian.” The fox feels very much the same way. “更大的错误是你把浅浅留在房间里。”狐狸深有同感。 The ear heard the explosive sound of anti-tank mine, bringing Suigintou of second war helmet to flee dirtily from the window with several Doll young girl, just like just roamed about from Rio de Janeiro three moon/month same whole faces dark gray. Coughs again and again, I visit them to form the temporary front silently. Starts to assemble the antitank fort and fortification in the courtyard: The material takes from Suigintou space along. 耳边传来了反坦克地雷的爆炸声,带着二战钢盔的水银灯和几个人偶少女灰头土脸地从窗户窜出来,一个个宛若刚从里约热内卢流浪仨月一样满脸灰黑。连连咳嗽,我默默地看着她们结成临时战线。开始在院子里组装反坦克炮台和防御工事:材料是从水银灯的随身空间里拿出来的。 ...... Does the lying trough just to snatch the yogurt you need is so insane?! ……卧槽只不过是为了抢酸奶你们有必要这么疯吗？！ Yakumo Ran contracts one group the tail cautiously, only then head reveal outside: „, You must no matter again I bit, previous time burnt down many hair not to ask you to do accounts!” 八云蓝小心翼翼地将尾巴收缩成一团,只有脑袋露在外面:“呐,你要再不管我就咬人了啊,上次烧掉好多毛还没找你算账呢！” I shrugged, set out to hold effort to shoot the head from the anti-tank gun Suigintou to collapse, then took up the tuba to shout conveniently to room: „Peaceful! Noise enough!” 我耸耸肩,起身把水银灯从反坦克炮上提溜下来用力弹了个脑瓜崩,然后顺手抄起大喇叭对屋里喊起来:“都安静！闹够了没有！” The arms in room thunder stop suddenly finally, Qianqian wears the helmet to poke head to me hehe to laugh foolishly from the window, Icetis screams: „Is all right! The concubine body is opening the blessing, on the face smokes at most black- you must adopt the lively point educational mode, my father has said that in the child life of soldier the same toy should be the saber, the concubine body feels that your daughter|girl at least also comes according to the War God specification......” 屋里的枪炮轰鸣终于戛然而止,浅浅戴着钢盔从窗户里探出头来对我嘿嘿傻乐,冰蒂斯大声嚷嚷:“没事儿没事儿！妾身开着祝福呢,顶多脸上熏点黑-你得采取活泼一点的教育方式嘛,我老爹说过,战士的孩子人生中第一样玩具就应该是佩剑,妾身觉着你闺女至少也得按战神的规格来……” You were said the words that Xiaoxue must be born in the future had better be able hold RPG? Lin Xue must kill me! 你是说晓雪将来要出生的话最好能抱着个RPG是吗？林雪非弄死我不可！ One group of children almost play insane little brat to be rumbled to go back to line up entirely to wash the hands to wash the face, dirty with crawling super Mary of pipeline resembles, the Sirs supervise in behind, to prevent certain not obedient little girl playing with water weaponry, Suigintou to sway on my shoulder, the whole body is dirty, but also is exuding the gunpowder taste, when I her according when in front of the basin washes the face is peaceful. 一帮子差点都玩疯的小家伙统统被轰回去排队洗手洗脸,一个个脏的跟爬完管道的超级玛丽似的,大人们在后面监督,以防止某些不听话的小丫头玩水仗,水银灯在我肩膀上晃来晃去,浑身脏兮兮的,还泛着火药味儿,等我把她按在水池前面洗脸的时候才算安静下来。 The Xiaoxue thief collected: „Father, you should not be angry, later this will become the habit, after all grows up in this environment. The Empire family child, plays gunpowder weapon to play a wooden blade plastic sword nature with the Human Race child, you said right?” 晓雪贼兮兮地凑了过来:“爸,你别生气,以后这会成常态的,毕竟在这个环境下长大嘛。帝国家庭里的孩子,玩玩火药武器就跟人类小孩玩木刀塑料剑一个性质,您说对呗？” I presses the head of Suigintou to wash the face to Little Doll while white this miss eyes: „That not in dining table on the shelf 107 rocket launchers!” 我一边摁着水银灯的脑袋给小人偶洗脸一边白了这姑娘一眼:“那也没有在饭桌上架107火箭炮的！” Xiaoxue switch over the spiritual link, private chatted said: „Deep red they must go home, lets lamp elder sister insane one.” 晓雪切换了精神链接,私聊说道:“真红她们要回家了,让灯姐姐疯一下呗。” I looked at surroundings these bear child one eyes, their bodies are belching smoke, on the face a black, some people were still going against the helmet, the body is also building the ammunition belt link even light guided missile, in the past several minutes, they used these savage gadget at home saturation bombings, for is plays merely......, although has the Icetis goddess blessings, cleaning these everywhere cartridge case was still a mammoth task, I from the bottom of one's heart feeling, bear children this that oneself trained want heaven defying. 我看了周围这些熊孩子一眼,她们身上冒着烟,脸上一片黑,个别人仍然顶着钢盔,身上还搭着弹链甚至轻型导弹,就在过去的十几分钟里,她们用这些凶残的玩意儿在家里饱和轰炸了一遍,为的仅仅是玩耍……尽管有冰蒂斯的女神赐福,打扫那些满地弹壳仍然是个艰巨的任务,我发自肺腑地感觉,自己培养出来的熊孩子们这是要逆天了。 The words saying what kind of mentality are oneself with tells at present all these with the intonation of description daily life? 话说自己是以怎样的心态用描述日常生活的语调来讲述眼前这一切的？ After spending good long while the time this group of dirty girls wash to be clean, Onee-sama makes them in the living room sit two rows, starts the home education, the Elder Sister's policy is this: Plays, played overdone, without having an accident, when you are playing the Sir will not come out to interfere, if by any chance you played enough, that should bide one's time for punishment. 花了好半天时间才把这帮脏丫头洗干净之后,姐姐大人让她们在客厅里坐了两排,开始家庭教育,姐姐的方针是这样的:玩可以,玩的过火了也可以,只要没出事,在你正玩的时候大人就不会出来干涉,但等你玩够了,那就该秋后算账了。 On dense and numerous cartridge cases according to floor, this should be a big tent/account. 根据地板上密密麻麻的弹壳,这应该是一大笔帐。 Qianqian starts to squat in the ground collection cartridge case, she possibly plans to make what strange small gadget, but in at this moment, Shandora walked suddenly: „A'Jun, Tavel presents a report, you look attractively.” 浅浅开始蹲在地上收集子弹壳,她可能打算做点什么稀奇古怪的小玩意儿,而就在这时候,珊多拉突然走了过来:“阿俊,塔维尔递交一份报告,你最好看看。” „What thing?” I scratch the hand, received data terminal that Shandora hands over, what above demonstrates is a metal lump of big lump of half melting, I looked for a half minute to distinguish this wreckage that in basement that seemed like initially from Father God salvaged, but by the wreckage image, is moving the writing that renovated to report with own line of sight, „, discovered in the wreckage had equipment of similar black box, after recording...... the deep submergence ship left the abyss domain, matter of?! Wait, this anything thing!!” ( to be continued ) “什么东西？”我擦擦手,接过珊多拉递过来的数据终端,上面显示的是一大坨半融化的金属疙瘩,我看了半分钟才分辨出这个好像是当初从父神家的地下室里打捞上来的残骸,而在残骸图像旁边,是正在随着自己视线移动而刷新的文字报告,“哦,发现残骸内有类似黑盒子的装置,记录了……深潜船离开深渊领域之后发生的事情？！诶等等,这什么东西！！”(未完待续)