( Igo! Askingmonthly ticket that doublehowdid not recordfinallyover the two days!)
(诶我去!双倍最后这两天怎么就不记的求月票了!)In the family/home the guest, thisto usactually is also a rare event, becausein the ordinary circumstances our bighousereallydid not havemany people ableto visit, youareknow that actuallyto gathermanyunscientificfellowhere, whichhasto make an appearancecasuallysufficesCCTV10to make more than 40volumes of science and technology educationdocumentary films, Dellawill flyto be bumped intorandomly, Anveenamomentarily may crop upfromanywall and television, Suigintouonly then92.3 cm , will takeofftwometersto driftback and forth, Alayawill also sleepwalkto come outto expose to the sun the wingonce for a while, even if the fellowsocieties of abovegeneral knowledgehave not camouflaged, we. Alsoputs on123student of whole bodyflashheavyarmorthroughout the year, perhapsIverydifficultwithcomingto deliver the expressbuddyto explain why in the living roomwill haveoneto seem likeat least200jin (0.5 kg)ancient Greecehandsome fellows, moreoveronthisancient Greecehandsome fellowalsohadoneat least30lumenlight halo......
家里来客人,这对我们而言其实还算是个稀罕事儿,因为一般情况下我们这个大房子还真没多少人会来拜访,你是知道的,在这里究竟聚集了多少不科学的家伙,随便有哪个露面就够CCTV10拍四十多集科教纪录片的,叮当乱飞会被人撞见,安薇娜随时可能从任何一个墙壁和电视里冒出头来,水银灯只有92.3cm而且还会离地两米来回漂移,阿赖耶还时不时会梦游出来晒翅膀,哪怕上述所有没有常识的家伙都学会伪装自己,我们也有一个一年四季穿着全身闪光重铠的123同学,恐怕我很难跟上门送快递的哥们解释为什么自己客厅里会有一个看上去至少两百斤的古希腊帅哥,而且这个古希腊帅哥身上还有一层至少三十流明的光圈儿……Toavoidtroubling, Shandorasupposed the Mind Interferencebarrierinhousesurroundings, the average person, includingcollecting the water feecollected the electrical billas well asdeliversexpress, will neglectthisto despisethis cityland pricedirectlyat presentsimply the strangebigroom, butthesewere permittedclose topersonfewseveral: Ding Ling, Lin Feng, Sally, a fewearthling that knows the Empireinformationor is the Empirework, for examplethatalmostpursuesDing Lingbecause of the redmoon/monthinfluenceon the attemptChinesecountrysidedogXOwerewolfWilliam, but in thesepeopledo come homedrop around to be also insufficientto call out in alarmbyQianqiansensationallyfor„bigguest”?
所以为了避免麻烦,珊多拉就在房子周围设下了心灵干涉屏障,普通人,包括收水费收电费以及送快递的,都会直接忽视掉眼前这个简直是在藐视本市地价的古怪大屋,而那些被允许靠近的人只有寥寥可数的几个:丁玲,林风,莎莉,还有少数几个知道帝国情报或者在为帝国工作的地球人,比如那个因红月影响差点就尝试追求丁玲家的中华田园犬XO的狼人威廉,而这些人来家里串门应该还不至于被浅浅大惊小怪地惊呼为“大客人”吧?IcarrydelightedLittle Dollto go to the living room, discovered that guestis standingbefore the entrancebigdesk clocklooks at the followingclock pendulumlost. Becauseis turning away from the staircase, whoIcannot seehimam, can only determine that isstature less than onemetereightyoung man, wears the ordinarywhitecasualattire. The blackshort hair, the makingsare gentle, the pantsbuyfrom the stall, the trademarkhas not torn off. By is actually othersituation that oneselfare startled: In the family/homeonelawlessfellowsdo not breathe heavilyincluding the Icetisactuallyatmospheresiton the sofa, seeminglyhonestdid not conform to the natural law, thisletmeimmediatelytothatunidentifiedvisitorfeelingunprecedentedworship.
我扛着已经笑逐颜开的小人偶来到客厅,发现那位客人正站在门口的大座钟前出神地看着下面的钟摆。由于是背对着楼梯,我看不出他是谁,只能确定是个身材一米八不到的年轻男性,穿着普通的白色休闲装。黑色短发,气质平和,裤子还是从地摊上买的,商标都没扯掉。让自己大吃一惊的其实是别的情况:家里一帮无法无天的家伙包括冰蒂斯竟然都大气不喘地坐在沙发上,看上去老实的都不符合自然规律了,这让我顿时对那个身份不明的访客感觉空前崇拜。Suigintouis holdingmyhead, the moodis phenomenally sunny, even is singing the everything in disorderreorganizationnursery rhymeswith the strangetonalityin a low voice. Saw that a fellowof unknown originis discontentedimmediatelyinownsuchatmosphericfield, screamedto shout: „The Hey!family'smasterscame! Whoyouare! Whoyouare! Youwhois!......”水银灯抱着我的脑袋,心情空前晴朗,甚至在低声用古怪的音调唱着乱七八糟的改编童谣。看到有一个来历不明的家伙在自己家这么大气场顿时不满起来,大声嚷嚷道:“喂!家里的主人来了!你是谁呀!谁呀你是!你谁呀是!哇……”Finallyisonecalls out in alarm, moreoverSuigintoubit the tongue.
最后是一声惊呼,而且水银灯咬到舌头了。Puts on the youngman of whitecasualattireto turn head, on the facehas the especiallybrightsmileto waveto greetwithme. At the same timealsoreferred tobehindbigdesk clock: „Yo, could disturbyourone. Yourthisbellis very interesting, mortalWorldalwaysalsolabelsclearly the shorttime in theirdaily lifealmostnot being able to use, seems likethissecond hand- a while agoFei'eralsolooked to be almost the same as me, sheneverknows that whichWorldlooked foronepile of clocks and watches. Delivers the bellone by one......”
穿着白色休闲装的年轻男人扭过头来,脸上带着特灿烂的笑容跟我挥手打招呼。还一边指了指身后的大座钟:“呦,可能得打扰你一下了。你这钟挺有意思的,凡人世界总是把他们日常生活中几乎用不到的短暂时间也清晰地标注出来,就好像这个秒针-前阵子菲珥也给我找了个差不多一样的,她从不知道哪个世界找了一堆钟表。挨个给人送钟……”Ilookdumbfoundedlywithis a guestsamein the friendfamily/homesmiles, appraisalliving roomdecoration„youngster”, the chinpossiblytowedto be well-grounded, evenalmostmade a false stepto rollfrom the staircase: „Ha?! Father God?! Youhow......”
我目瞪口呆地看着正跟在朋友家做客一样满脸笑容,评价客厅装饰的“年轻人”,下巴可能都拖着地了,甚至差点一脚踩空从楼梯上滚下来:“哈?!父神?!你怎么……”„. Do not call the title, calledmeXingchen.”
“咳。别叫职称了,叫我星臣得了。”White clothing„youngster”beckons with the handtome. „Has a vacationwith great difficulty, is thinkingshouldcomeyourWorldto have a look. After allyoucamemy familyto look at2-3timesInot to pay a return visit, veryembarrassed......”
白衣“年轻人”冲我摆摆手。“好不容易有空放个假,想着应该来你的世界看看。毕竟你都来我家看过2-3次了我还没有回访,挺不好意思的……”Right, youhave not misreadmenot to misread, at presentthiswearstallpantscorners of the mouthare also moistening a fragrant-flowered garlic, being radiant with smiles„youngster”is notothers, butis...... Father God!!
没错,你们没看错我也没看错,眼前这个穿着地摊裤子嘴角还沾着一点韭菜,笑容可掬的“年轻人”不是别人,而是……父神!!Star DomainFather God!星域父神!No wonderQianqiansuchnervepowerful enough to be usedto makedeep seafishing forinvinciblebeautifulyoung girl to call out in alarm, thisguest...... mayreally the ingredienttoohigh spot, thathelp/ganglawlessGod Clanstripfivepeople of groupssiton the sofano wonderhonestly, evenIcetisandIlsonthesetwofunny guysbecame the cleverchild, their is seeing the superboss: Imustgo to the Raven 001dormitoryto sit a meeting should withShandoraalsoto bethiseffect.
怪不得浅浅那样神经强大到能用来做深海捕捞的无敌美少女都能惊呼出来,这个客人……可着实成分太高点,也难怪那帮无法无天的神族条子五人组都老老实实地坐在沙发上,连冰蒂斯和依尔森这俩活宝都成了乖孩子,他们这是见着超级上司了:我跟珊多拉要去渡鸦001宿舍坐一会应该也是这效果。„Eh, Xingchen, good, Xingchen,”Iam somewhat calling the Father God'snameirritably, it is estimated thatentireVoiddaresto say the intelligentbiologicalalsosuchseveralpeople of thesetwocharacters, Ilook atdressing up of opposite partyEarth, the brainsomewhatcannot turn aroundcompletely, „how do youcome?”
“额,星臣,好吧,星臣,”我有些别扭地叫着父神的名字,估计整个虚空敢直呼这俩字的智慧生物也就那么几个人吧,我看着对方这身完全地球化的装扮,脑筋有些转不过来,“你怎么来的?”Father Godcracks into a smile: „Gets outin the oldlong-distancemotor station, sits the suburbslineto the bus stop, on26person fallen dead by the roadsidesubwaysto the shopping center, excellentHsingtien Bridgeride the taxito comefrom the oldparkentrance, the lastsectionis walking, Idiscovered that the taxi drivertold your houseaddresseshe can only understand the position of streetroad junction, thispossiblyisShandoradry/does?”父神咧嘴一笑:“在老长途汽车站下车,坐城郊线到公交车站,上二十六路倒地铁到购物中心,过人行天桥从老公园门口坐出租车过来,最后一截是走着来的,我发现跟出租车司机说你们这房子的地址他就只能理解到街道口的位置,这可能是珊多拉干的吧?”As soon asIlisten, immediatelysuspected the Father Godpossible199how manyyearsto liveinthispiece of- heteasesto play?
我一听,顿时怀疑父神可能一九九几年就在这片儿住着了-他逗人玩的吧?
After result validateonenext, meaning that Father Godhas not really teased, hecomes, naturally his initialstationis not the oldlong-distancemotor station, beforemy familyhefirstranmistakenlycoordinate, transferredinMcity more than 230kilometers away, finallyboughtwith the help of localticket scalperiautomobileticket that came to the Kcity, hewent sightseeingfull of enthusiasmalltelephone poles and landscapetreesalong the way, stillbought the localfamouscustomsnackinlanding: Fragrant-flowered garlicbox, „omniscient and omnipotent”Father Godwas very easy to find the smoothestroute, was occupied bytenyears of oldresident the same as go by carprobablyinthis city, gave back to an uncleto offer one's seat to somebodyon26roads-, althoughthatuncle'sagetheoreticallydid not nap the time of requiring longer than Father God, his clothesbeforeenteringthisWorldshouldonproudlifelongbigthreestudent the informationduplicatedirectlyfromsomeon the Earth, no wondermeasured with the eyeis revealingtaste of share of youthfrom top to bottom- good, the numerousgod on, Ithis/shoulddid not appraiseentireVoidfiercest. Lifeform, althoughheputs on95dollars the name brandcasualattire, on the mouthis also moistening the fragrant-flowered garlic......
结果确认了一下之后,父神还真没有逗人的意思,他就是这么过来的,当然他的最初一站并不是老长途汽车站,在来我家之前他首先跑错了坐标,在二百三十多公里外的M市转了一圈,最后在当地票贩子的帮助下买到了来K市的汽车票,他老人家兴致勃勃地观光了沿途的所有电线杆和景观树,还在下车的时候买了个本地著名风俗小吃:韭菜盒子,“全知全能”的父神很容易就能找到最顺利的路线,就好像一个在本市住了十年的老市民一样一路坐车过来,在26路上还给一老大爷让了座-虽然那老大爷的年纪理论上并不比父神打个盹需要的时间长,他这身衣服是在进入这个世界之前直接从地球上某个应该自豪终身的大三学生身上信息复制出来的,难怪目测从上到下都流露着一股愣头青的味儿-好吧,众神在上,我不该这么评价整个虚空最猛的生物,尽管他穿着件九十五块钱的名牌休闲装,嘴上还沾着韭菜……FinallyFather Godalsodemonstratedonethingtomefull of enthusiasm: Heticket that comes tohereto use.
最后父神还兴致勃勃地向我展示了一样东西:他来这儿用的车票。„A ticket scalperisold tomy, veryinterestingfellow. Ihave not seen throughhim.” A Father Godfacemodestsmile.
“一个票贩子卖给我的,很有趣的家伙。我没拆穿他。”父神一脸温和的微笑。Onmyforeheadstartsto brave the mildewperspiration, because the left bottom of thisbustickethas the spectrummark that a naked eyeis unable to distinguish, condensestwoletters: XL.
我的脑门上开始冒白毛汗,因为这张长途汽车票的左下角有个肉眼无法识别的光谱印记,缩写俩字母:XL。IfIhave the eyeglasses, at this momentwill take off the eyeglasses. IfIhave the pencil, at this momentwill falliton the military map, butIdo not have, thereforeIput through the spirituallinksilently, direct callShadow Citycity street management team: „Reimu.”
如果我有眼镜的话,这时候会摘下眼镜。如果我有铅笔,这时候会把它摔在军事地图上,但我都没有,于是我默默地接通了精神链接,直接呼叫影子城城管大队:“灵梦。”„!”Oppositeyoung girl seems to be sleeping, obvious the chaos that restsin the dreamto awakensuddenlycalls out in alarm, Icanimaginethatfellowto withstand/top the explosive warhead the picture that jumpsfrom the bed, „boss?”
“哇!”对面的少女似乎正在睡觉,明显一股睡梦中突然惊醒的混沌惊呼,我都能想象那家伙顶着爆炸头从床上蹦起来的画面,“老板?”„Did Carrowflee in all directionsto the Mcityrecently?”
“西卡罗最近是不是流窜到M市了?”„...... It seems like. Recently the local areadid not see others.”
“……好像是。最近本地都不见他人了。”„...... Goesto catchhim, shoots dead for fiveminutes, cannot killin any case......”
“……去把他抓回来,枪毙五分钟,反正打不死……”„Ah?”Reimuin great surprise.
“啊?”灵梦大惊。„Heresold the ticketto sell toFather God the ticket!”
“他倒卖车票把票卖给父神了!”Thenonlyhears the spiritto linkoppositeoneto be in chaotic situation, Reimuconvenedto work in partnershipcertaincross-citywater meterswith great speed.
然后只听得精神链接对面一阵鸡飞狗跳,灵梦火速召集同伙若干跨市查水表去了。Mywhole faceisawkwardsmiling. Obviously the Carrowflamboyantcamouflageis impossibleto hide the truth fromFather God'seyes- thatblacksuitcannot hide the truth frommotherIbuki Suikathisfool, butFather Godhas not as if been angry, from the startdid not mindoneselfspent20dollarsto buy the scalped ticket.
我满脸都是尴尬的笑。显然西卡罗再牛逼的伪装也不可能瞒得过父神的眼睛-那身黑西装连尼玛伊吹萃香这种笨蛋都瞒不过,不过父神似乎对此一点都没生气,压根不介意自己多花二十块钱买了高价票。„Lining up can only buy the tomorrow'sticket, thisIstillstopped uponhigh-speed for twohours,”Father Godwhole facefriendlysmile. „Heremortalis really interesting, theylikehuddling togetherthemselvesprobably are strandedin a place, thencomplainedentireWorld.”
“排队就只能买明天的票了,就这我还在高速上堵了俩小时,”父神满脸和气的微笑。“这里的凡人真有意思,他们好像很喜欢扎堆把自己困在一个地方,然后抱怨全世界。”„Is the mistake of long vacation, is the mistake of long vacation.”Iwipe away sweatFather Godletarrive on place. Greeted the Anveenapreparationtea, butgreetedbothnot to seethatsmallGhostto appear. Finallysawin the cornerhas rolled up a whitelight ball of smallgroup, trembles. Complained tearfullywithme: „Main...... master, is quite fearful, felt, so long asclose to be purified......”
“都是长假的错,都是长假的错。”我擦擦汗把父神让到座儿上。招呼安薇娜准备茶水,不过招呼了两声都没看见那个小幽灵出现。最后在墙角看到了已经蜷缩成一小团的白光球,瑟瑟发抖。跟我哭诉:“主……主人,好可怕,感觉只要靠近就会被净化掉……”Good, it seems likeGhostcould not count on, although the Father Godsincerity„small creature”will not begintosuch, butcadreprobablyverybeing afraid/painful of Anveenain the bonestosuchhighingredient. Saekohas recoveredfromsurprisedluckily, is pouring waterfinally, caught up withFather God of eighthours of roadto drink the firstcooled boiled waterfromGod's Domaininmy familyfrom afarfinally.
好吧,看来幽灵是指望不上了,虽然父神真心不会对这么个“小动物”动手,但安薇娜骨子里对这么高成分的干部好像挺憷的。幸好冴子已经从惊讶中回过神来,总算记着去倒了杯水,从神界千里迢迢赶了八个小时路的父神终于在我家喝上了第一口凉白开。
...... Withoneselfgo toGod's Domain the time the entertainment that receivescompares, Ithought that Iearnestly hopes the under foothas a seam to worm one's way intoto close up for more than 2300years.
……跟自己去神界的时候受到的招待比起来,我觉得自己迫切希望脚下有条缝能钻进去闭关两千三百多年。„Chen, you know that the concubineheightis so big, first timeseesFather Godto come outto drop around,”Icetislooked that Father Godis studying the pattern on tea table, saidespeciallylow voicesecretly,„youknowhow manymiracles his did makenot?”
“陈,你知道么,妾身长这么大,头一次看见父神就这么出来串门的,”冰蒂斯看父神正在研究茶几上的花纹,特小声地偷偷说道,“你知道他老人家这一路造了多少神迹不?”Iexpressedpuzzled, althoughFather Goddropped aroundis a veryshockingmatter, but can thishave the relationswith the miracle?
我表示不解,虽然父神过来串门是一件挺让人震惊的事,但这跟神迹能扯上关系?Finally a Icetisexplanation, mywhole personwas shocking:
结果冰蒂斯一解释,我整个人都耸人听闻了:„If nothing else, Father God the entireline that camefrom the Mcity, already in the symbolic significancehad‚the way of god’ the essence, so long asthere is a lucky fellowto walkfromthatroadalongexactly the sameflow, will sublimateby the flash of thisintersection, thenat leastcanliveHuman Raceto run out ofMilky Waythat year, Father Godgave the personto offer one's seat to somebodyon the public transportation, the unclereceives the godgraciousness, the good health and good luck30years later todayshouldalsobe ableto crossWest Pacific Ocean- premisewasheis a good person, otherwise after 20minutes the scourge, Father Godbought the fragrant-flowered garlicbox, nowthisis. The food in godfeast, inPriest of Zeuswithmythlegend on Bainiu that gatheredis a meaning, latersought help from gods and Buddhasput the fragrant-flowered garlicboxat least to go against more than 200in front of the idolto gold-plateHoly Bibleand more than 3000jin (0.5 kg)Zenis fragrant, moreover-, ifCarrowwere a mortal, perhapsnowhas been ableto obtainhalfgodhoodinthisUniverse, your younger sister, the titlemost likelywas the god of ticket scalperi, mustsay that luckilyhewasXiling Apostle, mysteriouscompared withhalfgodlownothow many, otherwiseconcubinebodynowonsoutheastfromhanging.”
“别的不说,父神从M市过来的整条线路,已经在象征意义上具备了‘神之途’的本质,只要有幸运儿沿着一模一样的流程从那条路走一遍,到这条街口的一瞬间就会升华,然后至少能活到人类冲出银河系那年,父神在公交车上给人让座,那老大爷算是承神恩,没病没灾的话三十年后的今天应该还能横渡西太平洋-前提是他得是个好人,否则二十分钟后天谴,父神买了个韭菜盒子,现在这已经是神宴上的食物了,就跟神话传说里宙斯在祭祀上收取的白牛是一个意思,以后求神拜佛的时候在神像前面放个韭菜盒子至少能顶二百多本镏金圣经和三千多斤禅香,另外-假如西卡罗是个凡人的话,说不定现在已经能在本宇宙获得半个神职了,你妹,职称十有八九就是票贩子之神,得说幸好他是个希灵使徒,神秘度比半神低不了多少,否则妾身现在就自挂东南枝去。”Iam dumbfounded, suddenlyunderstandswhyFather GodalmostneverleavesGod's Domain, as a phenomenallypowerfulVoidsource of strength, heisexistsmerelyenoughhas conducted large scaleto revisetoin this worldall things, even if hesuppressesoneselfstrength the present, is having the small-scaleinformationvortexbecause ofownaction, actuallythis pointIshould notbesurprised, becauseoneself have suchcharacteristicsprobably: Void Creature the information that is in progressis interferingto the external environmentalways, lets the probabilities of ownsidevariouseventsthroughoutalong the strangefrequency flutter. Qianqian and elder sisterobtain the strength, Old Empireare activatedinGod knowsthatcorner, thesebasicallycansum upto my Void Creaturephysiquecome up- at leastTavelestablishesisthisanswer that a mathematical modelobtained.
我目瞪口呆,突然明白了为什么父神几乎从不离开神界,作为一个空前强大的虚空力量之源,他仅仅是存在就已经足够对世间万物进行大规模修正,哪怕是他压制自己力量的现在,也因自身的行动而产生着一个个小型的信息漩涡,其实这一点我不应该感到惊讶的,因为自己好像也具备这样的特性:虚空生物对外部环境无时无刻不在进行的信息干涉,让自己身边各种事件的发生概率始终沿着诡异的频率波动着。浅浅和姐姐获得力量,旧帝国在天知道那个犄角旮旯就被激活,这些基本上都能归结到我这个虚空生物的体质上去-至少塔维尔建立了一个数学模型得到的就是这个答案。Good, Ihave never carefully thoughtbeforemyphysiquehas the greatsignificance. NowFather Godgave itselfto demonstrate a lifelikeexample: Youstandthere, becomes the axle center that Worldrevolved.
好吧,以前我从未认真想过自己的体质有多重大的意义。现在父神给自己展示了个活灵活现的例子:你站在那里,就成了世界旋转的轴心。Icetisas ifsawmyidea, saidlow voice: „Youalsojustawakennow, is the informationentanglementselected, perhaps after waiting foryou more flamboyant, shouldlook forFather Godstudytwo, howto controlownstrength, yourVoid Creaturetoodoes not reason with.”冰蒂斯似乎看出了我的想法,小声说道:“你现在还只是刚刚觉醒,就已经是个情报纠缠点了,或许等你更牛逼之后应该找父神学两手,怎么控制自己的力量,你们虚空生物太不讲理了。”„Icared the influence that but actuallyFather Godthiscomesto have, the person who came from the next doorcityat leastmusthaveover ten thousandpeopleevery day. Alongat leasthas the majority that the toll linewalks, wantedthemto liveunder the new millenniumto go tothatenoughentireWorldHuman Racescientistto commit suicidecollectively more than 60,000chapters, moreoverhowyoumadeCCTV10explain that toeveryonehundredyears old of crossedold gentlemanOh! of West Pacific Ocean”
“我倒更关心父神这一路过来造成的影响,每天从隔壁市过来的人至少得有上万人次。沿着长途线走的起码有一多半,要他们集体活到下个新千年去那都够全世界的人类学家自尽六万多回了,而且你让CCTV10怎么跟大家解释一个百岁高龄横渡西太平洋的老爷子啊!”Icetiswas silly, obviouslyherfrom the startdidn't expectthis.冰蒂斯傻了,显然她压根没想到这个。Father Godsmilinglyvisitsboth of us. Irealizedsuddenly: Seeminglyoneselfsimplydo not have the significancewith the Icetissuchlow voicespeech, oursidesits an entireVoidstrongesterectnesslifeform!父神笑眯眯地看着我俩。我突然意识到:貌似自己跟冰蒂斯这么小声说话根本没有意义,我们身边坐着一个全虚空最强的直立生物呢!„Don't worry, thischildinscary,”Father Godlooked atIcetisone, „influencecanhave. ButIhave conducted eliminatedprocessing, moreoverdoes not processalsohas noConsequenceIcetis, youexplained.”
“不用担心,这孩子在唬人,”父神看了冰蒂斯一眼,“影响会有。但我已经进行了消除处理,而且不处理也没什么后果-冰蒂斯,你解释一下吧。”Ices the elder sisterto spit the tongue, smilestomeawkwardly: „The way of godisveryseverepracticingterminology. The mortalsmustbe distracted the wayto need100%to repeat the detail of thispath, includinggoes to Huochezhan Plazato askthatsameticket scalperito buy an increasing pricelong-distanceticketatevery year7 : 30 am. Moreovermuststop upenough for twohoursonhigh-speed. Hundredyears old of crosses the senior citizens in seato be certainly inconceivable, butmerelyhundredyears old is not strange. The concubinebodythinks that normalOld ManEarthshouldnot go toWest Pacific Oceanto swimonespeciallyon the 100 th birthday. As forfragrant-flowered garlicbox- youthought that someon the Earthpeopledo dareto lift the fragrant-flowered garlicboxto come upinworshipping?”
冰姐吐了吐舌头,冲我尴尬地一笑:“神之途是很严苛的修行术语。凡人要走神之途需要百分之百重复这条道路的细节,包括在每年今天上午七点半去火车站广场上找那个相同的票贩子买一张加价的长途票。而且还得在高速上堵够两个小时。百岁高龄横渡海洋的老年人当然是不可思议的,但仅仅百岁高龄并不奇怪。妾身想正常的地球老头应该不会专门在100岁生日那天去西太平洋游一圈吧。至于韭菜盒子-你觉得地球上会有人敢在拜神的时候举个韭菜盒子上去么?”Iam again dumbfounded, thensuddenlyresponded,looks atFather God: Was the topic that „...... wediscussed the drift off? WhatIwantto askwashowyouto come?”
我再次目瞪口呆,然后突然反应过来,看着父神:“……咱们讨论的话题是不是跑偏了?我想问的是你怎么来了?”„Idiscovered that inVoidhas the penetrationfissuretogether, lots ofinformationgot together the flashin the Fallen Apostlesarea, thensometype of thingactuallyarrived atyourhere, thismakespeopleverycurious. The intuitiontoldme, shouldtake a look at the situation. Naturally a reasonisI is very interestedtoyourWorld, IcetisandDellalikethismortalWorld, their respectiveguardiansregarding thisarequitedepressed.”
“我发现虚空中有一道贯通裂痕,大量信息在堕落使徒的疆域上聚合了一瞬间,然后某样东西却到了你这里,这让人很好奇。直觉告诉我,应该来看看情况。当然还有一个原因是我确实对你的世界很有兴趣,冰蒂斯和叮当非常喜欢这个凡人世界,她们各自的监护人对此可是相当沮丧的。”I, doingquite a whilewasFather Goddiscoveredtrace that Xiaoxuearrived at- was not accidental, the girlforbyoneselfprojectionin another endproduction of Voidbigcataclysm, was rewritten the astonishing amount ofinformationwith the hand of Fallen Apostles, even if such bigsoundwere the strength, in additionweaknewEmpireknew, withouttruthFather Godinsteadcould not see. HecomesI to be curiousto the present.
我哦了,搞半天是父神发现了晓雪到来的痕迹-毫不意外,那丫头为了让自己的投影在虚空大灾变的另一端生成,借堕落使徒之手改写了数量惊人的信息,这么大动静哪怕是力量尚且薄弱的新帝国都知道了,没道理父神反而看不到。他到现在才过来我才应该好奇呢。Naturallysound that myalsodidn't expectXiaoxuecreates as bigasthisDegreeVoidpenetrationfissure, actuallyFallen ApostlestomakeVoid Creature of native of Mongoliawas tossed aboutthisruthlesslywas.
当然我也没想到晓雪造成的动静会大到这个程度-虚空的贯通裂痕,堕落使徒为了制造一个蒙人的虚空生物究竟被折腾了多狠呐这是。„Xiaoxue! Xiaoxue!”Iextend the neckto calltotwobuildings, Xiaoxuein the living room, has not possibly packed the thinginownroom: Shebrings the innumerableeverything in disorderdaily necessities, includingowncleaning the teethcup and luckypillow, oneshedid not havedaoto put in orderyesterdayin the eveningclearly, nowhad free timeandgoes backdaoto put in order, Lin Xue, mehad not thought that might beis entrainedbyXiaoxueis cleaning up the roomtogether, thisworks asmother'sresponsibility.
“晓雪!晓雪!”我伸脖子冲二楼叫起来,晓雪没在客厅,可能是在自己房间收拾东西:她带来数不清的乱七八糟的日用品,包括自己的刷牙杯子和幸运枕头,昨天一晚上她都没捯饬清楚,现在有空又回去捯饬了,林雪也没在,我觉得极有可能是被晓雪拽着一起收拾房间,这是当妈的责任。AlthoughXiaoxue17 -and-a-half years old.
虽然晓雪已经十七岁半了。„Does the father, Iam looking formyluckynail clippers, thatwasmysixthyougavemybirthday presentthat year-” the Xiaoxueclearcheerfulsoundconveyedfrom the stairway, thenshefound outhalfhead, saw the situation in living roomall of a sudden, immediatelycalled out in alarm, „! Second Uncle! How did youcome?”
“干啥呀爸,我正找我幸运指甲刀呢,那是我六岁那年你给我的生日礼物-”晓雪清亮欢快的声音从楼梯口传来,然后她探出半个脑袋,一下子看到了客厅的情况,顿时惊叫,“呀!二叔!你怎么来了?”InoticedFather Godto see the timeeyebrow of Xiaoxueto liftgently, obviously was not only surprisedthatsimple, is smilingstanding up, „Iguessed,youwere only a shadow, but also wasn't yourmain bodyatcurrenttime...... verystrangeinformationentanglementway, thischild the reason of thatsay/waypenetrationfissure?”
我注意到父神看见晓雪的时候眉毛轻轻抬了一下,显然不仅是惊讶那么简单,然后微笑着站起身来,“我猜猜,你只是个影子,而且你的本体并不在当前时间点……很奇怪的信息纠缠方式,这孩子就是那道贯通裂痕的原因么?”„Xiaoxue, mydaughter|girl, troublesomeghost.”Myflexuresentembarrasseddifficultly, callsstrangemissChen Xiaoxue, the girlsits the arm restto slide, landingtimealsoflies highto revolve for three -and-a-half weeks, finallystepsin the tail of Yakumo Ran......
“晓雪,我闺女,麻烦鬼一个。”我不好意思地挠了挠头发,招呼奇怪姑娘陈晓雪,那丫头坐着扶手就滑下来了,落地的时候还凌空旋转三周半,最后一脚踩在八云蓝的尾巴上……Pitifulfoxmother„” a throat, drillsunder the tea tablenot to come out.
可怜狐狸娘“嗷”一嗓子,钻茶几底下再也不出来了。„Second Uncle, youreyeis really poisonous- ate?”
“二叔,你眼真毒-吃了么?”„Concubineheightis so big, first timesaw that greetedwithFather God.”Icetiswhisperedin a low voice.
“妾身长这么大,头一次见到跟父神这么打招呼的。”冰蒂斯低声嘀咕。Father Godnodded: „Ate, ate, thisWorldfoodis very interesting. Cansayyourorigintome?”父神点点头:“吃了,吃了,这个世界的食物很有趣。能跟我说说你的来历么?”
After IdiscoverleavesGod's Domain, Father Godbecomesespeciallyamiable, the speechwayalsomakes the personabnormalkind, althoughhe was very gentle, butthischangemakes the personfeelingverynovel, butXiaoxueappearsis not accidental/surprised, pouringfrom infancy to maturityissowithis probably same, she who Father Godspokehad a look atall around, the discovery the extrachair( possibly is not helpedRozen Maidenmove outbythatbuildscastle, theywere very weakover the two days), thereforesattowardmylegonfree and easy: „Thatmaybe a long story, at firstthatis a dark and windynight, the cold windis intermittent, the livelihooddoes not have the light, inwar lab that measuresYin, twotalentscollectedinone...... thisstorywere very long, will the Second UncleorItellyounext timeagain?”
我发现离开神界之后,父神变得格外平易近人,就连说话方式也让人感觉异常亲切,虽然本来他就挺平和的,可这种变化还是让人感觉很新奇,不过晓雪显得对此毫不意外,倒好像从小到大都是这么跟父神说话的一样,她看看四周,发现已经没有多余的椅子(可能都被那帮蔷薇少女搬走垒城堡了,她们这两天特别幼稚),于是洒脱地往我腿上一坐:“那可说来话长了,最初那是一个月黑风高的夜晚,寒风阵阵,日月无光,阴测测的战争实验室里,两个天才凑在了一起……这故事挺长的,二叔要不下次我再跟您说吧?”„All right, Ido not care about the time.”Father Godsmilescheerfully.
“没事,我不在意时间。”父神乐呵呵地笑了笑。
The Xiaoxuecomplexionbreaks down, is rubbing the bodytowardmyarms: „That...... the Second Uncle, ImustsayoneselfonVoidhole, won't youpunchme?”( to be continued )晓雪脸色一垮,往我怀里蹭着身子:“那……二叔,我要说自己在虚空上开了个洞,你不会揍我吧?”(未完待续)
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