www. Chapter 924 www.第924章 Pit father's gossip Tengu 坑爹的八卦天狗 Three body Suigintou are one crowd of strange little brat, has many unthinkable ability and behavior pattern, they appear and disappear in the emperor frequently in groups ** nearby matter school, sometimes will have independent little brat to be upon the jump outside, they have many different appearance, has everything expected to find to the clump Lint Corps equipment from the home maid, no matter three body Suigintou of what appearance, is a little same, that is a they always busy appearance. Shadow City everyone knows this group of strange tiny tots, but does not have many people to understand them truly, average person only knows that three body Suigintou latter and emperor ** the section has the complicated relation, moreover takes Empire small Princess as the original shape manufacturing Doll-, therefore the Shadow City civilians basically think that these little things possibly are the royal family member mechanical servant or the playmate and so on, said from some aspect, this but actually also right. 三头身水银灯是一群奇奇怪怪的小家伙,有着很多匪夷所思的能力和行为模式,她们经常成群结队地出没在帝**事学院附近,有时候也会有单独的这种小家伙在外面跑来跑去,她们有许多种不同的打扮,从居家女仆一直到丛林特战队型的装备应有尽有,不过不管是什么样子的三头身水银灯,有一点是相同的,那就是她们总是一副忙忙碌碌的样子。影子城的所有人都知道这群奇怪的小不点,但却没多少人真正地了解她们,一般人只知道三头身水银灯后者和帝**部有千丝万缕的联系,而且还是以帝国小公主为原型制造出来的人偶-因此影子城的平民基本上都认为这些小东西可能是皇室成员御用的机械仆役或者玩伴之类,从某方面说,这倒也没错。 Enlivens usually has all kinds of work in three body Doll of school area, for example arranges flower terrace in school with the lawn, for the trees trim branch, cleans up the path, the service facility, cleans the glass, will see that they use the big head to withstand/top the hill same shopping basket to run fast from Xiaoyuan Supermarket, enters in the Misaka dormitory, it is said also some people noticed that the night school will have three body Suigintou patrols of complete armed forces, these half meter high Little Doll are grasping the fruit knife same mini light sword and Nether Energy light beam rifle, hangs all over in miniature space the bombs, vivaciously in school. Inside patrol, the special attack pastes the adlet while the night in the school outer wall the old doctor of traditional Chinese medicine and manages the fake certificate member, before three body Suigintou appear, the going on night patrol work of school area usually( generally holds the post and the student meeting cadre by Teacher of school by Empire Commander or hero soul) is responsible. Synthesizes the above several points, Shadow City some people of new generation multipurpose Robot that lovable babies who guessed these three bodies perhaps were the Empire new manufacture, its work task maintains the normal operation of city based on this, and gradually replaced these modeling stiff eight claw fish autonomy machineries, in the future day of Shadow City everywhere will be the baby of this three body, flooded entire city all public service posts...... 活跃在学院区的三头身人偶们平常有各种各样的工作,比如打点学校里的花坛和草坪,为树木修剪枝桠,清理道路,维修设施,擦玻璃,甚至会看到她们用大大的脑袋顶着小山包一样的购物篮飞快地从校园超市里跑出来,钻进御坂们的宿舍里去,据说还有人看到夜间的学院会有全副武装的三头身水银灯巡逻,这些半米多高的小人偶握着水果刀一样的迷你光剑和幽能光束步枪,身上挂满微型空间内爆弹,蹦蹦跳跳地在学校里面巡逻,专门打击趁黑夜在学校外墙上贴小广告的老中医和办假证分子,而在三头身水银灯出现之前,学院区的巡夜工作通常是由学校的老师(一般由帝国指挥官或者英灵担任)和学生会干部负责的。综合以上几点,影子城又有人猜测这些三头身的可爱娃娃或许是帝国新制造的新一代多功能机器人,其工作任务就是在一定范围内维护城市的正常运行,并逐步取代那些造型生硬的八爪鱼自律机械,将来有一天影子城将到处都是这种三头身的小娃娃,充斥整个城市所有的公共服务岗位…… In addition the suspicions about these Little Doll also has, even many metropolises discussed strangely, for example has a metropolis to discuss strangely mentioned, all three body puppet have a common leader, that is a height achieves hundred meters giant Robot, this giant Robot goal is to rule this city, but has invaded three body regiments that school area each post and original teaching and administrative staff will displace is first head team that this giant Robot sends, naturally also has the person to suspect that they are the Empire soldiers of special model, a that guess on talked nonsense, basically no one letter/believes.- On faction tiny tot does the battlefield, moe to kill the enemy? 除此之外关于这些小人偶的猜想还有很多,甚至不乏都市怪谈,比如有一个都市怪谈就提到,所有三头身玩偶都有一个共同的首领,那是一个身高达到百米的巨型机器人,这个巨型机器人的目的是统治这个城市,而已经入侵了学院区各个岗位并将原本的教职工取而代之的三头身军团就是这个巨型机器人派出来的先头部队,当然也有人怀疑她们是特殊型号的帝国兵,不过那种猜测就更加扯淡了,基本上没人信-派这种小不点上战场,萌杀敌人吗？ The above these in Shadow City civilian in the eyes, three body Suigintou to the impression that they make. 以上那些就是在影子城的平民眼中,三头身水银灯们给他们留下的印象。 How however no matter guessed, at least was a little Shadow City everyone unanimously agrees: Three body Suigintou drill everywhere slyly incomparable, the ancient spirit demon and a great variety of their behavior unusual Item lets the thing that the person has a headache about...... particularly the latter. 不过不管猜测如何,至少有一点是影子城所有人一致同意的:三头身水银灯到处钻来钻去狡猾无比,她们行为的古灵精怪和种类繁多的稀奇道具是非常让人头疼的东西……尤其是后者。 Front that three body Suigintou that jumps to run sees me and Shandora, not only without and other Little Doll collects equally happily intimately, instead exudes one to call out in alarm, turns head to escape, before I responded, she pulled out a small floating board one thing from space along, that gadget was one of the three body regiment many unusual Item, is called the speed of light slide, was Misaka researches and develops and equips to own three body Suigintou, had extremely high eruption speed and short distance jumps ability, moreover after the person stepped on, on will be separated by the space anchor point., Thus not by the acceleration and inertia effect, making the build light small three bodies be also insufficient to fall from the high-speed maneuver slide, looked the opposite party pulled out this type of thing, I know certainly that she must escape, therefore an arrow step rushes immediately, broke through the sonic barrier instantaneously, before the opposite party started the slide held her waistband. 前面那个蹦蹦跳跳跑出来的三头身水银灯见到我和珊多拉,非但没有跟其他小人偶一样开心地凑过来亲热,反而发出一声惊叫,扭头就要逃跑,在我反应过来之前,她就从随身空间里掏出了一个小小的浮板一样的东西,那玩意儿是三头身军团诸多稀奇道具之一,叫做光速滑板,是御坂们自己研发并给自己的三头身水银灯们列装的,有极高的爆发速度和短距离跃迁能力,而且人踩上去之后就会被空间锚点分离,从而不受加速度和惯性的影响,让体型轻小的三头身们也不至于从高速机动的滑板上掉下来,一看对方连这种东西都掏出来了,我当然知道她要逃跑,于是立刻一个箭步冲上去,瞬间突破音障,在对方启动滑板之前抓住了她的腰带。 All Suigintou, regardless of the mass production of first edition, so long as holds the waistband to hold with ease, then their small arm calves did not have the opportunity again, since this has been long time experience under accumulation- naturally, that over a hundred meters high Titan Suigintou does not calculate, his waist belt buckle is higher than me. 所有水银灯,不论原版的还是量产的,只要抓住腰带就能轻轻松松地提溜起来,然后她们的小胳膊小腿就再无用武之地了,这就是自己长时间以来积累下的经验-当然,那个上百米高的泰坦水银灯不算,丫一个腰带扣都比我高了。 „Lets loose! Let loose! Repugnant!” the 60 cm high puppet Suigintou from the sky dancing with joy chaotic tread tramples randomly, what a pity does not have my arm long her to revolt from head to foot radically invalid, because is Elder Brother Sir grabs itself, obviously this little brat is impossible to continue to use these dangerous Item, therefore she only had the protest of acting cute nature. “放开！放开！讨厌啦！”60cm高的玩偶水银灯在空中手舞足蹈乱蹬乱踹,可惜从头到脚都没我胳膊长的她根本反抗无效,而且由于是哥哥大人抓着自己,显然这个小家伙也是不可能继续动用那些危险道具的,于是她就只剩下卖萌性质的抗议了。 While this opportunity, I put out a hand quick of eye and hand, has snatched that big volume printing paper from this three body baby hands, then places the ground the latter. 趁这个机会,我眼疾手快地伸手,从这个三头身娃娃手中抢过了那一大卷印刷纸,然后才把后者放在地上。 „Gives back to me! Gives back to me!” Only goes all out to jump to the person knee high three body babies, at the same time tries to climb up my body with that pitiful small arm calf, but I, so long as a hand can suppress this tiny tot steadily: That q interest full big head was too easy to start, „gave back to me quickly! Elder Brother Sir will not like this! Ordinary wild young girl Suigintou shouts afraid.” “还给我！还给我！”只到人膝盖高的三头身娃娃拼命蹦跳着,一边试图用那可怜的小胳膊小腿爬上我的身子,不过我只要一只手就能稳稳地压住这个小不点:那个q趣十足的大脑袋太容易下手了,“快还给我！哥哥大人不会喜欢这个的！普通的野生少女水银灯心虚地大喊起来。” Ordinary...... wild young girl Suigintou?! 普通的……野生少女水银灯？！ How many models of did the words say this crowd of rare and beautiful flowers the baby? They are like the relevant departments leaders and experts, the name card's second line are three paragraphs all the titles? 话说这群奇葩的娃娃到底有多少个型号？难道她们跟有关部门领导和专家学者们一样,名片第二行起三个自然段全都是头衔吗？ No matter how such strength small fellow smaller three body puppet go all out to protest that- naturally said precisely should be some younger sister Misaka who no matter behind her is responsible for controlling how protested that- I have focused on the paper volume that snatches from the opposite party hand, then, one line of large size character titles vividly in oneself at present: «Aya Daily paper- Temporarily Supplement» 不管这么个力气小个子更小的三头身玩偶如何拼命抗议-当然精确地说应该是不管她背后负责操控的某个御坂妹妹如何抗议-我已经将注意力放到从对方手中抢来的纸卷上,然后,一行大号字标题跃然在自己眼前:《文文日报-临时增刊》 Immediately I was like Shandora, felt that felt cold, good, it seems like I knew this not good premonition what's the matter, but the efficiency of that Tengu so ghost livestock what's the matter? 登时我就跟刚才的珊多拉一样,感觉身上一阵发冷,好吧,看来我知道这种不好的预感是怎么回事了,但那个天狗如此鬼畜的效率到底是怎么回事？ Had the mood of looking grief-stricken I to open the newspaper, really in the first edition of front page headline, was secondary a photochrome that took the entire page layout, above was I and Shandora's takes a group photo, picture surroundings was a rose picture frame. 带着如丧考妣的心情我打开了报纸,果然在第一版的头版头条,就是一副占据了整个版面的彩色照片,上面是我和珊多拉的合影,照片周围是一圈玫瑰花相框。 The title of picture is: «Two Chief of state Act in a completely informal or uninhibited manner Stirs up Kiss Facing the street», picture below has one line of annotations is: Two Empire mistresses do not see the signs, the newspaper reporter receive the order to refuse beforehand to this event trace report. 照片的标题是:《两元首旁若无人当街激吻》,照片下面有一行注释则是:两位帝国主母不见踪迹,本报记者事先接到命令严禁对此事件跟踪报道。 Below really with is then same, without main text that Aya complies...... 然后下面果然跟文文答应的一样,没有正文…… „Had not only made the fragrant spicy chicken wing that Tengu a moment ago is the enormous mistake.” “刚才没把那只天狗做成香辣鸡翅是个巨大的错误。” 2-3 rub one group this Zhangkeng father's newspaper, I thought that my complexion should be similar to 1945 Hitler, but nearby Shandora also saw the color board picture on newspaper a moment ago, the complexion is very subtle. 2-3把这张坑爹的报纸揉成一团,我觉得自己的脸色应该和1945年的希特勒差不多,而旁边的珊多拉刚才也看到了报纸上的彩板图片,脸色十分微妙。 „, The newspaper did not have, ordinary wild young girl Suigintou dejectedly squats very on the ground, tries to bring to the attention of Elder Brother Sir with acting cute.” Has stuck q version Suigintou Doll near own leg mumbles to squat on the ground, the big head hung weak. “啊,报纸没了,普通的野生少女水银灯十分沮丧地蹲在地上,试图用卖萌来引起哥哥大人的注意。”一直粘在自己腿边的q版水银灯人偶嘟嘟囔囔地蹲在地上,大脑袋无力地垂了下去。 I fish this little brat to lift conveniently in in the air: „Said, you plan to do with this thing.” 我顺手捞起这个小家伙举在空中:“说,你拿这个东西打算干什么呢。” „Pastes in the blackboard newspaper! Ordinary wild young girl Suigintou said righteously.” “贴在板报上！普通的野生少女水银灯理直气壮地说道。” The mini Doll both hands fork waist, the expression is very proper. 迷你人偶双手叉腰,表情十分正经。 If acting cute can work as the food to eat, I thought that these tiny tots at least can make African half of population not need to worry about food or clothing henceforth. 如果卖萌能当饭吃,我觉得这些小不点至少能让非洲一半的人口从此衣食无忧了都。 Although feels somewhat does not know whether to laugh or cry, but these tiny tots cannot hit cannot scold, I can only shoot several heads to collapse on the opposite party head moderately, after letting she goes back, tell others not to follow to collect this liveliness, then put this fellow to leave, mini Doll was the fear is also punished obviously, just fell to the ground exudes one to cheer, jump and jumped runs to the iron fence of school, was plans to take a short cut to go home evidently, then I and Shandora read this fool card helplessly in the slit of stockade: The head was too big. 虽然感觉有些哭笑不得,但这些小不点不能打不能骂,我只能不轻不重地在对方脑袋上弹几个脑瓜崩,让她回去之后告诉其他人别跟着凑这种热闹,便放这家伙离开了,迷你人偶显然也是害怕挨罚的,刚一落地就发出一声欢呼,连蹦带跳地跑向学校的铁栅栏,看样子是打算抄近路回家,然后我和珊多拉就眼睁睁地看着这个笨蛋卡在了栅栏的缝隙里:脑袋太大了。 „For a long time, their how also this problem,” Shandora added the volume not to know whether to laugh or cry by the hand, „is this Misaka issue or Suigintou in the bones is a fool?” “这么长时间了,她们怎么还这个毛病,”珊多拉以手加额哭笑不得,“这算是御坂们的问题还是水银灯骨子里是个笨蛋？” I thought that should be the latter, do not look that Suigintou usually looks at the extraordinary appearance, but in that fellow normally does things recklessly frequently, flies round at home regularly must hit seven meat eight elements oneself, then has certain relation three body Suigintou to have similarly rash side should with her to be very normal. 我觉得应该是后者,别看水银灯平常看着了不起的样子,可那家伙平日里可是经常毛手毛脚的,在家里飞来飞去的时候隔三差五就要把自己撞个七荤八素,那么和她有一定联系的三头身水银灯拥有同样毛躁的一面应该很正常。 However that unlucky q Doll does not have the card too for a long time, quick has several exactly the same three body Suigintou to run from the school, held that unlucky egg with the bamboo pole. 不过那个倒霉的q人偶并没有卡太长时间,很快就有几个一模一样的三头身水银灯从学校里跑出来,用竹竿把那个倒霉蛋捅了下来。 ...... Held with the bamboo pole! 用竹竿……捅了下来！ „Seeming like them is very skilled.” Shandora said one leisurely. “看上去她们很熟练。”珊多拉悠悠地说了一句。 My heavily nodded: „I thought that before Misaka «» this situation has been coming, in mass production Suigintou truly one batch specifically were responsible for rescuing other mass production Suigintou, because that crowd of little brat in the bones had one type to like toward the custom that the narrow place ran off, even is unable to suppress this tendency as Misaka of master, initially that side the big nebula, three bodies may a lot by the card in the ventilation duct mileage of battleship, therefore they on formed a number of emergency recovery groups finally simply, specifically was responsible for the caught sisters holds to come out......” 我沉重地点点头:“我想起来了,之前御坂《》过这个情况来着,量产水银灯里面确实有一批是专门负责解救其他量产水银灯的,因为那群小家伙骨子里有一种喜欢往狭窄的地方乱钻的习惯,甚至连作为控制者的御坂们都无法抑制这种倾向,当初在大星云那边,三头身们可没少被卡在战舰的通风管道里,所以最后她们就干脆成立了一批紧急救援组,专门负责把被卡住的姐妹们捅出来……” The small trouble that three body Doll bring passed, what now is important is hurries to catch that ghost Pixie/Elf Tengu young girl, I and Shandora didn't expect Aya really has such terrifying operating efficiency and lower limiting value, she used half morning time unexpectedly me and Shandora's group photo adding to today's supplement, moreover was joined to that the speechless title and annotation: From the beginning I think that has the words gossip Tengu of title and annotation merely noisy does not play tricks even, now the fact proved oneself overestimated the moral index of that fellow completely, later saw the first matter that the Tengu article you must do snatches certainly her camera to pound pulpy then to maintain 500 meters safe distance to dial the warning telephone, during this period absolutely do not speak to him, each character that otherwise you said that will become you including the punctuation sooner or later with the blasting fuse that your wife clear/pain man (Han) strive for hegemony. 三头身人偶带来的小麻烦就这么过去了,现在要紧的是赶紧抓到那个鬼精灵的天狗少女,我和珊多拉都没想到文文竟然有这么恐怖的工作效率和下限值,她竟然用了半上午的时间就把我和珊多拉的合照给加到今天的增刊里了,而且还配上了那么令人无语的标题和注释:一开始我以为仅仅有标题和注释的话即使是八卦天狗也闹不出什么花样,现在事实证明自己完全高估了那家伙的道德指数,以后见到天狗文你要做的第一件事一定是抢过她的相机砸个稀烂然后保持五百米安全距离拨通报警电话,在此期间绝对不要跟丫说话,否则你说的每一个字符包括标点符号都迟早会成为你跟你老婆楚汉争霸的导火索的。 Shameimaru Aya full World scurries about every day, moreover speed strange quick does not have the fixed foothold, must therefore ask her to be possible a little to be really troublesome, in addition I and Shandora have not wanted to use the intelligence department and Empire soldier for this matter: After all in Shandora in the eyes, this matter again angry is also the little girl flat and thin piece in mischievous, the use serviceman solved the problem a little too to be overdone. Even if luckily does not use the Empire soldier, must find crown still to have the means that even it can be said that said Cao Cao Cao Cao: Reimu came from the street swayingly. 射命丸文每天满世界乱窜,而且速度奇快也没个固定落脚点,因此要找她可着实有点麻烦,再加上我和珊多拉还不想为这事动用情报部和帝国兵:毕竟在珊多拉眼中,这事情再让人气恼也不过是个小丫头片子在调皮捣蛋而已,动用军人解决问题就有点太过火了。幸好即使不动用帝国兵,要找到冠希文也是有办法的,甚至可以说是说曹操曹操到:灵梦晃晃悠悠地从街对面过来了。 black hair young girl of face languid expression sways on the avenue, wears that signboard -type reveal armpit witch clothing/taking, on the arm is certainly also leaving the armband of Shadow City management, big butterfly knot weakly and without strength (dispirited) follows to oscillate, same plans to fall asleep to be the same with own master probably momentarily, moreover today's Reimu and is a little usually different: The witch clothing/taking that she wears turned into the blue white. 一脸懒洋洋表情的黑发少女晃荡在大街上,穿着那身招牌式的露腋巫女服,胳膊上当然还别着影子城城管的袖标,大大的蝴蝶结有气无力地跟着摆来摆去,就好像跟自己的主人一样随时打算睡着一样,而且今天的灵梦和平常还有点不一样:她穿的巫女服变成了蓝白色。 „Yo, Reimu!” I notify the opposite party happily, „did 1 p hang?” “呦,灵梦！”我高兴地跟对方打了个招呼,“1p又挂了？” Reimu of blue white clothing I am know that so long as 1 p hangs, 2 p went on stage the clothes color changes...... 蓝白服装的灵梦我是知道的,只要1p挂掉,2p上场的话衣服颜色就变了…… „1 p your younger sister,” Reimu is having the yawn white my eyes, „really could not find the clothes that changes and washes, has first to put on this to come out, is really, he/she blew the watermelon the corner/horn to be just long, said that must make the care, Cirno is deceived to go home by you, when refrigerator, Marisa was completely unreliable, a doing laundry person could not find......” “1p你妹哦,”灵梦打着哈欠白了我一眼,“实在找不到换洗的衣服了,只好先穿着这件出来喽,真是的,伊吹西瓜的角刚长好,说要去做护理,琪露诺被你骗回家当冰箱,魔理沙完全靠不住,连个洗衣服的人都找不到啊……” I am dumbfounded immediately: Was this unchaste witch lazy also a little to leave the pen? He usually does not wash the clothes unexpectedly? 我登时目瞪口呆:这个无节操的巫女懒起来也有点出圈了吧？丫平常竟然连衣服都不洗的吗？ „Naturally is not does not do laundry,” Reimu is beckoning with the hand saying that „recently really very busy- resident between fantasy township and Avalon exchanged to start, having the rookie must come from the fantasy township, some Yokai must go home to have a look, every day was busy registering the name is terrible business......, really had a headache, they do not run to lose are not good, was not the child.” “当然不是不洗衣服啦,”灵梦摆着手说道,“只是最近真的很忙-幻想乡和阿瓦隆之间的居民交换开始了嘛,有新人要从幻想乡过来,还有一些妖怪要回家看看,每天忙着登记名字都是个麻烦事……啊啊,真是头疼,他们自己别跑丢不就好了嘛,又不是小孩子。” How many personal names simplifies the work of fantasy township first head to is only left over to register so to be sluggish is not willing to move, this fellow really knows that what is the work ethics? 把幻想乡方面第一负责人的工作简化到只剩下登记几个人名还如此懒散不愿动弹,这家伙真的知道什么是职业道德吗？ „What thing is work ethics? Can work as the food to eat can work as money to spend?” Reimu said self-effacingly, „right, had the matter? Must be all right I also to continue to go on patrol, hurried this block to go back to make up an afternoon nap.” “职业道德是什么东西？能当饭吃还是能当钱花？”灵梦摇头晃脑地说道,“对了,有事吗？要没事我还得继续巡逻呢,赶紧走完这条街区该回去补个午觉了。” „You go to grasp that only Tengu.” I remember the newspaper that urged unlucky, cannot bear the anger by having to clench jaws. “你去把那只天狗抓回来。”我想起了那张倒霉催的报纸,忍不住怒由心生咬牙切齿。 „Ah? won't you be saying Shameimaru Aya?” eyes that Reimu has a drowsy look shone a point slightly, „where did she annoy you?” “啊？你不会在说射命丸文吧？”灵梦睡眼惺忪的眼睛微微亮了一点,“她哪惹你了？” This fellow to did not look the newspaper lazily simply is good. 这家伙懒到连报纸都不看简直是太好了。 „, Is that fellow finally is in brief bold to right ** did oss start?” The Reimu hear I and Shandora's explained, immediately understands clearly nodded, stretches out two hand fingers to us grinningly, „such fellow truly needs to teach, but...... isn't this work within management scope of official duty? Must overcharge!” “哦,简而言之就是那家伙终于胆大包天到对**oss下手了吧？”灵梦听完我和珊多拉的解释,立刻了然地点点头,笑嘻嘻地对我们伸出两根手指头,“那样的家伙确实需要教训,不过……这可不属于城管职责范围内的工作吧？要额外收费的哦！” Actually I very curious am in the establishment the personnel, asks for money to be useful in Hakurei Reimu that in the military area can spend unlimitedly, but was greedy for money has become the gene ingredient of this fellow probably, therefore was unambiguous with her, so long as at the scene the compliance she can before Aya sent out many newspapers appeared that fellow catches and orders it to correct the beforehand report, in the same month the wages bonus all increased ten times. 其实我很好奇身为编制内人员,在军事区内可以无限制消费的博丽灵梦要钱到底有什么用,但贪财好像已经成了这家伙的基因成分,所以也不跟她含糊,当场应允只要她能在文文把更多报纸散发出去出现之前把那家伙抓到并责令其改正之前的报道,当月工资奖金一律增十倍。 I believe that this is not difficult, the given name of god of Reimu management is not white to come, even Carrow that savage goods can make her consecutively for stopping up several times in alley entrance, I did not believe Tengu also to be able heaven defying inadequate, and because of the Aya printing shop in the school area, her first batch of newspaper always customs delivers to the school to read to Misaka free, therefore the newspaper in that three body baby hands possibly was the first wholesale came out a moment ago, in addition the crown hoped the article on fostering from the fantasy township the custom, she always uses own super speed to distribute the newspaper personally, So long as the Reimu action is prompt, must recover Tengu and newspaper is very easy. 我相信这并不困难,灵梦城管之神的名号不是白来,连西卡罗那种凶残的货色都能让她连续好几次给堵在巷子口,我就不相信一个天狗还能逆天了不成,而且因为文文的印刷厂就在学院区,她的第一批报纸总是习惯送到学校给御坂们免费阅读,所以刚才那个三头身娃娃手里的报纸可能是第一批发出来的,再加上冠希文从幻想乡就养成的习惯,她总是利用自己的超级速度亲自派发报纸,所以只要灵梦行动及时,要追回天狗和报纸还是很容易的。 Then this goods went on the yellow light breakthrough horizon...... 然后这货就一路黄光突破天际而去了…… I and Shandora thought that should be all right this matter to this, therefore played a meeting outside, quick noon time then sets out to go home, but fact proof- destiny gadget sometimes really very damn. 我和珊多拉觉得这事儿到这应该就没事了,于是在外面玩了一会,快中午的时候便起身回家,但事实证明-命运这玩意儿有时候真的很操蛋。 In both of us go home the time direct transmission the living room, ordinary this time everyone should outside the respective room is busy at own matter or goes to stroll, in the living room should, only then Anveena and Saeko are busy at work are right, but today is the enormous exception, in the living room almost all people were complete, Anveena that including should Lin Xue that early goes home and should prepare food, the whole family people encircle in the living room center study anything with total concentration, even I and Shandora suddenly appear have not brought to the attention of this crowd of investment parties, on my quite strangely the lead sight, the tears rushed immediately. 我俩回到家里的时候直接传送到客厅,平常这个时间大家应该都在各自的房间忙自己的事情或者去外面闲逛,客厅里应该只有安薇娜和冴子在忙活才对,但今天是个巨大的例外,客厅里几乎所有人都齐全了,包括早该回家的林雪和应该去做饭的安薇娜在内,一家子人都围在客厅中央聚精会神地研究什么,甚至我和珊多拉突然出现都没有引起这群投入党的注意,我好奇地上前瞄了一眼,顿时泪奔。 ...... mother entire table one meter half high Aya daily paper!! ……尼玛整整一桌子一米半高的文文日报！！ Reimu sits on this pile of newspapers, assumes an air of self approbation complacently, the butterfly knot on head oscillates with her movement, this fellow to everyone was telling vividly unlucky Tengu Shameimaru Aya because of subverting the public opinion and does not observe the rules of the air by the matter that more than ten management besiege and pursue to block off, because sits is quite high, her first discovered I and Shandora, say the hello with us immediately cheerfully: „Boss Oh!! The proprietresses, you come- suspect catches, the stolen goods also capture to bring completely, you look!” 灵梦就坐在这堆报纸上面,得意洋洋地摇头晃脑,脑袋上的蝴蝶结随着她的动作摆来摆去,这家伙正在绘声绘色地给大家讲述倒霉天狗射命丸文因颠覆舆论和不遵守空中交通规则而被十几个城管围追堵截的事情,由于坐的比较高,她第一个发现了我和珊多拉,顿时乐呵呵地跟我们打起招呼:“啊！老板！老板娘,你们来啦-嫌疑人已经抓到,赃物也全部收缴带来啦,你们看！” Reimu is saying, while put out a hand to refer to under the buttocks, not only under that had the newspaper of piling up, under the newspaper is also pressing having tears streaming down the face black hair young girl, was crown of Reimu violence law enforcement. 灵梦一边说着,一边伸手指了指自己屁股底下,那下面不但有堆积如山的报纸,报纸下面还压着一个泪流满面的黑发少女,正是惨遭灵梦暴力执法的冠希文。 „Wū wū...... my camera...... my newspaper......” “呜呜……我的相机……我的报纸……” Tengu young girl has tears streaming down the face. 天狗少女泪流满面。 Found out, originally Reimu this violent fellow not only captured the Shameimaru Aya complete newspaper, even also destroyed the opposite party to regard savage, if the camera of treasure, that camera actually was also a treasure, river child Men high science and technology product, function many make the blood boil, not only can the photography photograph, but can also launch the demon artillery, formed the defense cover, telephoned, roasts the pizza, the electricity generation, the artificial rain, summoned Divine Dragon, Ultraman changed the body as well as makes the grandson monkey appear primary form-, although possibly mixed in the strange thing but is roughly such savage treasure, but now has become with the just Nether Energy machine caps and dynamite by Reimu. The fragment, spread one piece on the ground, Little Bubbles and Ji sparkles is making the puzzle with them full of enthusiasm. 一问才知道,原来灵梦这个暴力的家伙不但收缴了射命丸文全部的报纸,甚至还凶残地打坏了对方视若珍宝的相机,原本那个相机其实也是个宝贝,河童们的高科技产物,功能多的让人发指,不但能照相摄像,还能发射魔炮,形成保护罩,打电话,烤薄饼,发电,人工降雨,召唤神龙,奥特曼变身以及让孙猴子现出原形-虽然可能混入了奇怪的东西但大致上就是这么个凶残的宝贝吧,不过现在已经被灵梦用正义的幽能机雷炸成碎块了,在地上摊了一片,小泡泡和姬闪闪正在兴致勃勃地用它们做拼图。 Facing those images and scenes, Shameimaru Aya will certainly have tears streaming down the face, but...... looks at Onee-sama a they every newspaper, I felt here should the tears rush seems like itself! 面对此情此景,射命丸文当然会泪流满面,但是……看着姐姐大人她们人手一份的报纸,我觉得这里应该泪奔的好像是自己吧！ ! # !# www. www.