www.Chapter 924
www.第924章Pitfather'sgossipTengu
坑爹的八卦天狗ThreebodySuigintouareonecrowd of strangelittle brat, hasmanyunthinkableability and behavior pattern, theyappear and disappearin the emperorfrequentlyin groups**nearbymatterschool, sometimeswill have independentlittle bratto be upon the jump outside, theyhavemanydifferentappearance, has everything expected to findto the clumpLintCorpsequipmentfrom the homemaid, no matterthreebodySuigintou of whatappearance, is a little same, thatis a theyalwaysbusyappearance. Shadow Cityeveryoneknowsthisgroup of strangetiny tots, butdoes not havemanypeopleto understandthemtruly, average persononlyknows that threebodySuigintoulatterandemperor** the sectionhas the complicatedrelation, moreovertakesEmpiresmallPrincessas the original shape manufacturingDoll-, therefore the Shadow Cityciviliansbasicallythink that theselittle thingspossiblyare the royal family membermechanicalservantor the playmate and so on, saidfromsomeaspect, thisbut actuallyalsoright.
三头身水银灯是一群奇奇怪怪的小家伙,有着很多匪夷所思的能力和行为模式,她们经常成群结队地出没在帝**事学院附近,有时候也会有单独的这种小家伙在外面跑来跑去,她们有许多种不同的打扮,从居家女仆一直到丛林特战队型的装备应有尽有,不过不管是什么样子的三头身水银灯,有一点是相同的,那就是她们总是一副忙忙碌碌的样子。影子城的所有人都知道这群奇怪的小不点,但却没多少人真正地了解她们,一般人只知道三头身水银灯后者和帝**部有千丝万缕的联系,而且还是以帝国小公主为原型制造出来的人偶-因此影子城的平民基本上都认为这些小东西可能是皇室成员御用的机械仆役或者玩伴之类,从某方面说,这倒也没错。Enlivensusuallyhas all kinds ofworkinthreebodyDoll of schoolarea, for examplearrangesflower terrace in schoolwith the lawn, for the treestrimbranch, cleans up the path, the servicefacility, cleans the glass, will see that theyuse the bigheadto withstand/top the hillsameshoppingbasketto runfastfromXiaoyuan Supermarket, entersin the Misakadormitory, it is saidalsosomepeoplenoticed that the nightschoolwill havethreebodySuigintoupatrols of completearmed forces, thesehalfmeterhighLittle Dollare grasping the fruit knifesameminilightsword and Nether Energylight beamrifle, hangs all overinminiaturespace the bombs, vivaciouslyinschool. Insidepatrol, the specialattackpastes the adletwhile the nightin the schoolouter wall the olddoctor of traditional Chinese medicineandmanages the fake certificatemember, beforethreebodySuigintouappear, the going on night patrolwork of schoolareausually( generallyholds the post and the studentmeetingcadrebyTeacher of schoolbyEmpireCommanderorhero soul) is responsible. Synthesizes the aboveseveralpoints, Shadow Citysomepeople of new generationmultipurposeRobot that lovablebabies who guessedthesethreebodiesperhapswere the Empirenewmanufacture, itswork taskmaintains the normal operation of citybased on this, andgraduallyreplacedthesemodelingstiffeightclawfishautonomymachineries, in the futureday of Shadow Cityeverywherewill be the baby of thisthreebody, floodedentirecityallpublic serviceposts......
活跃在学院区的三头身人偶们平常有各种各样的工作,比如打点学校里的花坛和草坪,为树木修剪枝桠,清理道路,维修设施,擦玻璃,甚至会看到她们用大大的脑袋顶着小山包一样的购物篮飞快地从校园超市里跑出来,钻进御坂们的宿舍里去,据说还有人看到夜间的学院会有全副武装的三头身水银灯巡逻,这些半米多高的小人偶握着水果刀一样的迷你光剑和幽能光束步枪,身上挂满微型空间内爆弹,蹦蹦跳跳地在学校里面巡逻,专门打击趁黑夜在学校外墙上贴小广告的老中医和办假证分子,而在三头身水银灯出现之前,学院区的巡夜工作通常是由学校的老师(一般由帝国指挥官或者英灵担任)和学生会干部负责的。综合以上几点,影子城又有人猜测这些三头身的可爱娃娃或许是帝国新制造的新一代多功能机器人,其工作任务就是在一定范围内维护城市的正常运行,并逐步取代那些造型生硬的八爪鱼自律机械,将来有一天影子城将到处都是这种三头身的小娃娃,充斥整个城市所有的公共服务岗位……In addition the suspicionsabouttheseLittle Dollalsohas, evenmanymetropolisesdiscussedstrangely,for examplehas a metropolisto discussstrangelymentioned, allthreebodypuppethave a commonleader, thatis a heightachieveshundredmetersgiantRobot, thisgiantRobotgoalisto rulethiscity, buthas invadedthreebodyregiments that schoolareaeachpost and originalteaching and administrative staffwill displaceisfirstheadteam that thisgiantRobotsends, naturallyalsohas the personto suspect that theyare the Empiresoldiers of specialmodel, a thatguessontalked nonsense, basicallyno oneletter/believes.- Onfactiontiny tot does the battlefield, moeto kill the enemy?
除此之外关于这些小人偶的猜想还有很多,甚至不乏都市怪谈,比如有一个都市怪谈就提到,所有三头身玩偶都有一个共同的首领,那是一个身高达到百米的巨型机器人,这个巨型机器人的目的是统治这个城市,而已经入侵了学院区各个岗位并将原本的教职工取而代之的三头身军团就是这个巨型机器人派出来的先头部队,当然也有人怀疑她们是特殊型号的帝国兵,不过那种猜测就更加扯淡了,基本上没人信-派这种小不点上战场,萌杀敌人吗?
The abovetheseinShadow Citycivilianin the eyes, threebodySuigintouto the impression that theymake.
以上那些就是在影子城的平民眼中,三头身水银灯们给他们留下的印象。Howhoweverno matterguessed, at least was a little Shadow Cityeveryoneunanimouslyagrees: ThreebodySuigintoudrilleverywhereslylyincomparable, the ancient spiritdemonanda great variety of theirbehaviorunusualItemlets the thing that the personhas a headache about...... particularly the latter.
不过不管猜测如何,至少有一点是影子城所有人一致同意的:三头身水银灯到处钻来钻去狡猾无比,她们行为的古灵精怪和种类繁多的稀奇道具是非常让人头疼的东西……尤其是后者。FrontthatthreebodySuigintou that jumpsto runseesmeandShandora, not onlywithoutandotherLittle Dollcollectsequallyhappilyintimately, insteadexudesoneto call out in alarm, turns head to escape, beforeIresponded, shepulled out a smallfloatingboardonethingfromspacealong, thatgadgetwas one of the threebodyregimentmanyunusualItem, is called the speed of lightslide, wasMisakaresearches and developsandequipstoownthreebodySuigintou, hadextremelyhigheruptionspeed and short distancejumpsability, moreover after the personstepped on, onwill be separatedby the spaceanchor point., Thusnotby the acceleration and inertiaeffect, making the buildlightsmallthreebodiesbe also insufficientto fallfrom the high-speed maneuverslide, looked the opposite partypulled outthistype of thing, Iknow certainly that shemustescape, therefore an arrowsteprushesimmediately, broke through the sonic barrierinstantaneously, before the opposite partystarted the slideheldherwaistband.
前面那个蹦蹦跳跳跑出来的三头身水银灯见到我和珊多拉,非但没有跟其他小人偶一样开心地凑过来亲热,反而发出一声惊叫,扭头就要逃跑,在我反应过来之前,她就从随身空间里掏出了一个小小的浮板一样的东西,那玩意儿是三头身军团诸多稀奇道具之一,叫做光速滑板,是御坂们自己研发并给自己的三头身水银灯们列装的,有极高的爆发速度和短距离跃迁能力,而且人踩上去之后就会被空间锚点分离,从而不受加速度和惯性的影响,让体型轻小的三头身们也不至于从高速机动的滑板上掉下来,一看对方连这种东西都掏出来了,我当然知道她要逃跑,于是立刻一个箭步冲上去,瞬间突破音障,在对方启动滑板之前抓住了她的腰带。AllSuigintou, regardless of the mass production of first edition, so long asholds the waistband to holdwith ease, thentheirsmallarmcalvesdid not have the opportunityagain, since thishas beenlong timeexperience under accumulation- naturally, thatover a hundredmetershighTitanSuigintoudoes not calculate, his waistbelt buckleis higher than me.
所有水银灯,不论原版的还是量产的,只要抓住腰带就能轻轻松松地提溜起来,然后她们的小胳膊小腿就再无用武之地了,这就是自己长时间以来积累下的经验-当然,那个上百米高的泰坦水银灯不算,丫一个腰带扣都比我高了。„Lets loose! Let loose! Repugnant!” the 60 cmhighpuppetSuigintoufrom the skydancing with joychaotictreadtramplesrandomly, what a pitydoes not havemyarmlongherto revoltfrom head to footradicallyinvalid, becauseisElder BrotherSirgrabs itself, obviouslythislittle brat is impossibleto continueto usethesedangerousItem, thereforesheonlyhad the protest of acting cutenature.
“放开!放开!讨厌啦!”60cm高的玩偶水银灯在空中手舞足蹈乱蹬乱踹,可惜从头到脚都没我胳膊长的她根本反抗无效,而且由于是哥哥大人抓着自己,显然这个小家伙也是不可能继续动用那些危险道具的,于是她就只剩下卖萌性质的抗议了。Whilethisopportunity, Iput out a handquick of eye and hand, has snatchedthatbigvolumeprinting paperfromthisthreebodybabyhands, thenplaces the ground the latter.
趁这个机会,我眼疾手快地伸手,从这个三头身娃娃手中抢过了那一大卷印刷纸,然后才把后者放在地上。„Gives back tome! Gives back tome!”Onlygoes all outto jumpto the personkneehighthreebodybabies, at the same timetriesto climb upmybodywiththatpitifulsmallarmcalf, butI, so long as a handcansuppressthistiny totsteadily: Thatqinterestfullbig headwas too easyto start, „gave back tomequickly! Elder BrotherSirwill not likethis! Ordinarywildyoung girlSuigintoushoutsafraid.”
“还给我!还给我!”只到人膝盖高的三头身娃娃拼命蹦跳着,一边试图用那可怜的小胳膊小腿爬上我的身子,不过我只要一只手就能稳稳地压住这个小不点:那个q趣十足的大脑袋太容易下手了,“快还给我!哥哥大人不会喜欢这个的!普通的野生少女水银灯心虚地大喊起来。”Ordinary...... wildyoung girlSuigintou?!
普通的……野生少女水银灯?!How manymodels of did the wordssaythiscrowd of rare and beautiful flowers the baby? Theyare like the relevant departmentsleaders and experts, the name card'ssecondline are threeparagraphsall the titles?
话说这群奇葩的娃娃到底有多少个型号?难道她们跟有关部门领导和专家学者们一样,名片第二行起三个自然段全都是头衔吗?
No matter how suchstrengthsmall fellowsmallerthreebodypuppetgo all outto protest that- naturallysaidpreciselyshouldbesomeyounger sisterMisaka who no matterbehindheris responsible forcontrollinghowprotested that- Ihave focused on the papervolume that snatchesfrom the opposite partyhand, then, oneline of large sizecharactertitlesvividlyinoneselfat present: «AyaDaily paper- TemporarilySupplement»
不管这么个力气小个子更小的三头身玩偶如何拼命抗议-当然精确地说应该是不管她背后负责操控的某个御坂妹妹如何抗议-我已经将注意力放到从对方手中抢来的纸卷上,然后,一行大号字标题跃然在自己眼前:《文文日报-临时增刊》ImmediatelyI was like Shandora, felt that felt cold, good, it seems likeIknewthis not goodpremonitionwhat's the matter, but the efficiency of thatTengusoghostlivestockwhat's the matter?
登时我就跟刚才的珊多拉一样,感觉身上一阵发冷,好吧,看来我知道这种不好的预感是怎么回事了,但那个天狗如此鬼畜的效率到底是怎么回事?Had the mood of looking grief-strickenIto open the newspaper, reallyin the firstedition of front pageheadline, wassecondary a photochrome that took the entirepage layout, abovewasIandShandora'stakes a group photo, picturesurroundingswas a rosepicture frame.
带着如丧考妣的心情我打开了报纸,果然在第一版的头版头条,就是一副占据了整个版面的彩色照片,上面是我和珊多拉的合影,照片周围是一圈玫瑰花相框。
The title of pictureis: «TwoChief of stateAct in a completely informal or uninhibited mannerStirs upKissFacing the street», picturebelowhasoneline of annotationsis: TwoEmpiremistressesdo not see the signs, the newspaperreporterreceive the orderto refusebeforehandtothisevent tracereport.
照片的标题是:《两元首旁若无人当街激吻》,照片下面有一行注释则是:两位帝国主母不见踪迹,本报记者事先接到命令严禁对此事件跟踪报道。Belowreallywithis then same, withoutmain text that Ayacomplies......
然后下面果然跟文文答应的一样,没有正文……„Had not only made the fragrantspicychicken wingthatTengua moment agois the enormousmistake.”
“刚才没把那只天狗做成香辣鸡翅是个巨大的错误。”2-3rubonegroupthisZhangkengfather'snewspaper, Ithought that mycomplexionshouldbe similar to 1945Hitler, butnearbyShandoraalsosaw the colorboardpicture on newspapera moment ago, the complexionis very subtle.
2-3把这张坑爹的报纸揉成一团,我觉得自己的脸色应该和1945年的希特勒差不多,而旁边的珊多拉刚才也看到了报纸上的彩板图片,脸色十分微妙。„, The newspaperdid not have, ordinarywildyoung girlSuigintoudejectedlysquatsveryon the ground, triesto bring to the attention of Elder BrotherSirwithacting cute.”Has stuckqversionSuigintouDollnearownlegmumblesto squaton the ground, the big headhungweak.
“啊,报纸没了,普通的野生少女水银灯十分沮丧地蹲在地上,试图用卖萌来引起哥哥大人的注意。”一直粘在自己腿边的q版水银灯人偶嘟嘟囔囔地蹲在地上,大脑袋无力地垂了下去。Ifishthislittle bratto liftconvenientlyinin the air: „Said,youplanto dowiththisthing.”
我顺手捞起这个小家伙举在空中:“说,你拿这个东西打算干什么呢。”„Pastesin the blackboard newspaper! Ordinarywildyoung girlSuigintousaidrighteously.”
“贴在板报上!普通的野生少女水银灯理直气壮地说道。”
The miniDollboth handsforkwaist, the expressionis very proper.
迷你人偶双手叉腰,表情十分正经。Ifacting cutecanwork as the foodto eat, Ithought that thesetiny totsat leastcanmakeAfricanhalf ofpopulationnot need to worry about food or clothinghenceforth.
如果卖萌能当饭吃,我觉得这些小不点至少能让非洲一半的人口从此衣食无忧了都。Althoughfeelssomewhatdoes not know whether to laugh or cry, butthesetiny totscannothitcannotscold, I can only shootseveralheadsto collapseon the opposite partyheadmoderately, after lettingshegoes back, tell others not to followto collectthisliveliness, thenputthisfellowto leave, miniDollwas the fearis also punishedobviously, justfell to the groundexudesoneto cheer, jumpandjumpedrunsto the iron fence of school, wasplansto take a short cutto go homeevidently, thenIandShandorareadthisfoolcardhelplesslyin the slit of stockade: The headwas too big.
虽然感觉有些哭笑不得,但这些小不点不能打不能骂,我只能不轻不重地在对方脑袋上弹几个脑瓜崩,让她回去之后告诉其他人别跟着凑这种热闹,便放这家伙离开了,迷你人偶显然也是害怕挨罚的,刚一落地就发出一声欢呼,连蹦带跳地跑向学校的铁栅栏,看样子是打算抄近路回家,然后我和珊多拉就眼睁睁地看着这个笨蛋卡在了栅栏的缝隙里:脑袋太大了。„For a long time, theirhowalsothisproblem,”Shandoraadded the volumenot to know whether to laugh or cryby the hand, „is this MisakaissueorSuigintouin the bonesis a fool?”
“这么长时间了,她们怎么还这个毛病,”珊多拉以手加额哭笑不得,“这算是御坂们的问题还是水银灯骨子里是个笨蛋?”Ithought that shouldbe the latter, do not look that Suigintouusuallylooks at the extraordinaryappearance, butinthatfellownormallydoes things recklesslyfrequently, flies roundat homeregularlymusthitsevenmeateightelementsoneself, thenhascertainrelationthreebodySuigintouto havesimilarlyrashside should withherto be very normal.
我觉得应该是后者,别看水银灯平常看着了不起的样子,可那家伙平日里可是经常毛手毛脚的,在家里飞来飞去的时候隔三差五就要把自己撞个七荤八素,那么和她有一定联系的三头身水银灯拥有同样毛躁的一面应该很正常。HoweverthatunluckyqDolldoes not have the cardtoofor a long time, quickhasseveralexactly the samethreebodySuigintouto runfrom the school, heldthatunluckyeggwith the bamboo pole.
不过那个倒霉的q人偶并没有卡太长时间,很快就有几个一模一样的三头身水银灯从学校里跑出来,用竹竿把那个倒霉蛋捅了下来。
...... Heldwith the bamboo pole!
用竹竿……捅了下来!„Seeming likethemis very skilled.”Shandorasaidoneleisurely.
“看上去她们很熟练。”珊多拉悠悠地说了一句。Myheavilynodded: „I thought that beforeMisaka«»thissituationhas been coming, inmass productionSuigintoutrulyonebatchspecificallywere responsible forrescuingothermass productionSuigintou, becausethatcrowd of little bratin the boneshadonetypeto liketoward the custom that the narrowplaceran off, evenis unable to suppressthistendencyasMisaka of master, initiallythat side the bignebula, threebodiesmaya lotby the cardin the ventilation ductmileage of battleship, thereforetheyonformeda number ofemergency recovery groupsfinallysimply, specificallywas responsible for the caughtsistersholdsto come out......”
我沉重地点点头:“我想起来了,之前御坂《》过这个情况来着,量产水银灯里面确实有一批是专门负责解救其他量产水银灯的,因为那群小家伙骨子里有一种喜欢往狭窄的地方乱钻的习惯,甚至连作为控制者的御坂们都无法抑制这种倾向,当初在大星云那边,三头身们可没少被卡在战舰的通风管道里,所以最后她们就干脆成立了一批紧急救援组,专门负责把被卡住的姐妹们捅出来……”
The smalltrouble that threebodyDollbringpassed, whatnowis importantishurriesto catchthatghostPixie/ElfTenguyoung girl, IandShandoradidn't expectAyareallyhassuchterrifyingoperating efficiency and lower limiting value, sheusedhalfmorningtimeunexpectedlymeandShandora'sgroup photoadding to today'ssupplement, moreoverwas joined tothat the speechlesstitle and annotation: From the beginningIthink that has the wordsgossipTengu of titleandannotationmerelynoisydoes not play trickseven, now the factprovedoneselfoverestimated the moralindex of thatfellowcompletely, latersaw the firstmatter that the Tenguarticleyoumustdosnatches certainlyhercamerato poundpulpythento maintain500meterssafe distanceto dial the warningtelephone, during this periodabsolutelydo not speaktohim, eachcharacter that otherwiseyou said that will becomeyouincluding the punctuationsooner or laterwith the blasting fuse that your wifeclear/painman (Han)strive for hegemony.
三头身人偶带来的小麻烦就这么过去了,现在要紧的是赶紧抓到那个鬼精灵的天狗少女,我和珊多拉都没想到文文竟然有这么恐怖的工作效率和下限值,她竟然用了半上午的时间就把我和珊多拉的合照给加到今天的增刊里了,而且还配上了那么令人无语的标题和注释:一开始我以为仅仅有标题和注释的话即使是八卦天狗也闹不出什么花样,现在事实证明自己完全高估了那家伙的道德指数,以后见到天狗文你要做的第一件事一定是抢过她的相机砸个稀烂然后保持五百米安全距离拨通报警电话,在此期间绝对不要跟丫说话,否则你说的每一个字符包括标点符号都迟早会成为你跟你老婆楚汉争霸的导火索的。Shameimaru AyafullWorldscurries aboutevery day, moreoverspeedstrangequickdoes not have the fixedfoothold, must therefore askherto be possiblea littleto be really troublesome, in additionIandShandorahave not wantedto use the intelligence department and Empiresoldierforthismatter: After allinShandorain the eyes, thismatteragainangry is also the little girlflat and thin pieceinmischievous, the useservicemansolved the problema littletooto be overdone. Even ifluckilydoes not use the Empiresoldier, mustfindcrownstillto have the means that evenit can be said thatsaidCao CaoCao Cao: Reimucamefrom the streetswayingly.射命丸文每天满世界乱窜,而且速度奇快也没个固定落脚点,因此要找她可着实有点麻烦,再加上我和珊多拉还不想为这事动用情报部和帝国兵:毕竟在珊多拉眼中,这事情再让人气恼也不过是个小丫头片子在调皮捣蛋而已,动用军人解决问题就有点太过火了。幸好即使不动用帝国兵,要找到冠希文也是有办法的,甚至可以说是说曹操曹操到:灵梦晃晃悠悠地从街对面过来了。black hairyoung girl of facelanguidexpressionswayson the avenue, wearsthatsignboard-typerevealarmpitwitchclothing/taking, on the armis certainly also leaving the armband of Shadow Citymanagement, bigbutterfly knotweakly and without strength (dispirited)followsto oscillate, sameplansto fall asleepto be the same withownmasterprobablymomentarily, moreovertoday'sReimuand is a little usually different: The witchclothing/taking that shewearsturned into the bluewhite.
一脸懒洋洋表情的黑发少女晃荡在大街上,穿着那身招牌式的露腋巫女服,胳膊上当然还别着影子城城管的袖标,大大的蝴蝶结有气无力地跟着摆来摆去,就好像跟自己的主人一样随时打算睡着一样,而且今天的灵梦和平常还有点不一样:她穿的巫女服变成了蓝白色。„Yo, Reimu!”Inotify the opposite partyhappily, „did 1 phang?”
“呦,灵梦!”我高兴地跟对方打了个招呼,“1p又挂了?”Reimu of bluewhiteclothingIamknow that so long as1 phangs, 2 pwent on stage the clothescolorchanges......
蓝白服装的灵梦我是知道的,只要1p挂掉,2p上场的话衣服颜色就变了……„1 pyour younger sister,”Reimuis having the yawnwhitemyeyes, „reallycould not find the clothes that changes and washes, hasfirstto put onthisto come out, is really, he/sheblew the watermelon the corner/hornto be just long, said that mustmake the care, Cirnois deceivedto go homebyyou, whenrefrigerator, Marisawas completely unreliable, a doing laundrypersoncould not find......”
“1p你妹哦,”灵梦打着哈欠白了我一眼,“实在找不到换洗的衣服了,只好先穿着这件出来喽,真是的,伊吹西瓜的角刚长好,说要去做护理,琪露诺被你骗回家当冰箱,魔理沙完全靠不住,连个洗衣服的人都找不到啊……”Iam dumbfoundedimmediately: Was thisunchastewitchlazyalsoa littleto leave the pen? Heusuallydoes not wash the clothesunexpectedly?
我登时目瞪口呆:这个无节操的巫女懒起来也有点出圈了吧?丫平常竟然连衣服都不洗的吗?„Naturallyis notdoes not do laundry,”Reimuis beckoning with the hand saying that „recentlyreallyverybusy- resident between fantasytownship and Avalonexchangedto start, having the rookiemustcomefrom the fantasytownship, someYokaimustgo hometo have a look, every daywas busyregistering the nameisterrible business......, reallyhad a headache, theydo not runto loseare not good, was not the child.”
“当然不是不洗衣服啦,”灵梦摆着手说道,“只是最近真的很忙-幻想乡和阿瓦隆之间的居民交换开始了嘛,有新人要从幻想乡过来,还有一些妖怪要回家看看,每天忙着登记名字都是个麻烦事……啊啊,真是头疼,他们自己别跑丢不就好了嘛,又不是小孩子。”How manypersonal namessimplifies the work of fantasytownshipfirstheadtois only left overto registersoto be sluggishis not willingto move, thisfellowreallyknows that whatis the work ethics?
把幻想乡方面第一负责人的工作简化到只剩下登记几个人名还如此懒散不愿动弹,这家伙真的知道什么是职业道德吗?„Whatthing is work ethics? Canwork as the foodto eatcanwork asmoneyto spend?”Reimusaidself-effacingly,„right, had the matter? Mustbe all rightIalso to continueto go on patrol, hurriedthisblock to go backto make up an afternoon nap.”
“职业道德是什么东西?能当饭吃还是能当钱花?”灵梦摇头晃脑地说道,“对了,有事吗?要没事我还得继续巡逻呢,赶紧走完这条街区该回去补个午觉了。”„Yougoto graspthatonlyTengu.”Iremember the newspaper that urgedunlucky, cannot bear the angerbyhavingto clench jaws.
“你去把那只天狗抓回来。”我想起了那张倒霉催的报纸,忍不住怒由心生咬牙切齿。„Ah? won't yoube sayingShameimaru Aya?”eyes that Reimuhas a drowsy lookshone a pointslightly, „where did sheannoyyou?”
“啊?你不会在说射命丸文吧?”灵梦睡眼惺忪的眼睛微微亮了一点,“她哪惹你了?”Thisfellowtodid not look the newspaperlazilysimplyis good.
这家伙懒到连报纸都不看简直是太好了。„, Isthatfellowfinallyis in brief boldtoright** did ossstart?” The ReimuhearIandShandora'sexplained,immediatelyunderstands clearlynodded, stretches outtwohand fingerstousgrinningly, „suchfellowtrulyneedsto teach, but...... isn't this work within managementscope of official duty? Mustovercharge!”
“哦,简而言之就是那家伙终于胆大包天到对**oss下手了吧?”灵梦听完我和珊多拉的解释,立刻了然地点点头,笑嘻嘻地对我们伸出两根手指头,“那样的家伙确实需要教训,不过……这可不属于城管职责范围内的工作吧?要额外收费的哦!”ActuallyIverycuriousamin the establishment the personnel, asks for moneyto be usefulinHakurei Reimu that in the militaryareacanspendunlimitedly, butwas greedy for moneyhas become the geneingredient of thisfellowprobably, thereforewas unambiguouswithher, so long asat the scene the complianceshecanbeforeAyasent outmanynewspapersappearedthatfellowcatchesandordersitto correct the beforehandreport, in the same month the wagesbonusallincreasedtentimes.
其实我很好奇身为编制内人员,在军事区内可以无限制消费的博丽灵梦要钱到底有什么用,但贪财好像已经成了这家伙的基因成分,所以也不跟她含糊,当场应允只要她能在文文把更多报纸散发出去出现之前把那家伙抓到并责令其改正之前的报道,当月工资奖金一律增十倍。Ibelieve that thisis not difficult, the given name of god of Reimumanagementis notwhiteto come, evenCarrowthatsavagegoodscanmakeherconsecutively forstopping upseveraltimesinalley entrance, Idid not believeTengualsoto be ableheaven defyinginadequate, andbecause of the Ayaprinting shopin the schoolarea, herfirstbatch of newspaperalwayscustomsdelivers to the schoolto readtoMisakafree, therefore the newspaper in thatthreebodybabyhandspossiblywas the firstwholesalecame outa moment ago, in addition the crownhoped the articleonfosteringfrom the fantasytownship the custom, shealwaysusesownsuperspeedto distribute the newspaperpersonally, So long as the Reimuactionis prompt, mustrecoverTengu and newspaperisveryeasy.
我相信这并不困难,灵梦城管之神的名号不是白来,连西卡罗那种凶残的货色都能让她连续好几次给堵在巷子口,我就不相信一个天狗还能逆天了不成,而且因为文文的印刷厂就在学院区,她的第一批报纸总是习惯送到学校给御坂们免费阅读,所以刚才那个三头身娃娃手里的报纸可能是第一批发出来的,再加上冠希文从幻想乡就养成的习惯,她总是利用自己的超级速度亲自派发报纸,所以只要灵梦行动及时,要追回天狗和报纸还是很容易的。Thenthisgoodswenton the yellow lightbreakthroughhorizon......
然后这货就一路黄光突破天际而去了……IandShandorathought that shouldbe all rightthismattertothis, thereforeplayed a meeting outside, quicknoontimethensets outto go home, butfactproof- destinygadgetsometimesreallyverydamn.
我和珊多拉觉得这事儿到这应该就没事了,于是在外面玩了一会,快中午的时候便起身回家,但事实证明-命运这玩意儿有时候真的很操蛋。
In both of usgo home the timedirect transmission the living room, ordinarythis timeeveryoneshouldoutside the respectiveroomis busy atownmatterorgoesto stroll, in the living roomshould, only thenAnveenaandSaekoare busy at workare right, buttodayis the enormousexception, in the living roomalmost allpeoplewere complete, Anveena that includingshouldLin Xue that earlygoes homeandshouldprepare food, the whole familypeopleencirclein the living roomcenterstudyanythingwith total concentration, evenIandShandorasuddenlyappearhave not brought to the attention of thiscrowd of investmentparties, onmyquite strangely the lead sight, the tearsrushedimmediately.
我俩回到家里的时候直接传送到客厅,平常这个时间大家应该都在各自的房间忙自己的事情或者去外面闲逛,客厅里应该只有安薇娜和冴子在忙活才对,但今天是个巨大的例外,客厅里几乎所有人都齐全了,包括早该回家的林雪和应该去做饭的安薇娜在内,一家子人都围在客厅中央聚精会神地研究什么,甚至我和珊多拉突然出现都没有引起这群投入党的注意,我好奇地上前瞄了一眼,顿时泪奔。
...... motherentiretable one meter halfhighAyadaily paper!!
……尼玛整整一桌子一米半高的文文日报!!Reimusitsonthispile of newspapers, assumes an air of self approbationcomplacently, the butterfly knot on headoscillateswithhermovement, thisfellowtoeveryonewas tellingvividlyunluckyTenguShameimaru Ayabecause ofsubverting the public opinionanddoes not observe the rules of the airby the matter that more than tenmanagementbesiege and pursueto block off, becausesitsis quite high, herfirstdiscoveredIandShandora, say the hellowithusimmediatelycheerfully: „BossOh!! The proprietresses, youcome- suspectcatches, the stolen goodsalsocaptureto bringcompletely, youlook!”灵梦就坐在这堆报纸上面,得意洋洋地摇头晃脑,脑袋上的蝴蝶结随着她的动作摆来摆去,这家伙正在绘声绘色地给大家讲述倒霉天狗射命丸文因颠覆舆论和不遵守空中交通规则而被十几个城管围追堵截的事情,由于坐的比较高,她第一个发现了我和珊多拉,顿时乐呵呵地跟我们打起招呼:“啊!老板!老板娘,你们来啦-嫌疑人已经抓到,赃物也全部收缴带来啦,你们看!”Reimuis saying, whileput out a handto refer tounder the buttocks, not onlyunderthathad the newspaper of piling up, under the newspaperis also pressinghaving tears streaming down the faceblack hairyoung girl, wascrown of Reimuviolencelaw enforcement.灵梦一边说着,一边伸手指了指自己屁股底下,那下面不但有堆积如山的报纸,报纸下面还压着一个泪流满面的黑发少女,正是惨遭灵梦暴力执法的冠希文。„Wū wū...... mycamera...... mynewspaper......”
“呜呜……我的相机……我的报纸……”Tenguyoung girlhas tears streaming down the face.天狗少女泪流满面。Found out, originallyReimuthisviolentfellownot onlycaptured the Shameimaru Ayacompletenewspaper, evenalsodestroyed the opposite partyto regardsavage, if the camera of treasure, thatcameraactually was also a treasure, riverchildMenhighscience and technologyproduct, functionmanymake the blood boil, not only can the photographyphotograph, but can also launch the demonartillery, formed the defense cover, telephoned, roasts the pizza, the electricity generation, the artificial rain, summonedDivine Dragon, Ultramanchanged the bodyas well asmakes the grandsonmonkeyappearprimary form-, althoughpossiblymixed in the strangethingbut is roughly suchsavagetreasure, butnowhas becomewith the justNether Energymachinecaps and dynamitebyReimu. The fragment, spreadonepieceon the ground, Little BubblesandJisparklesis making the puzzlewiththemfull of enthusiasm.
一问才知道,原来灵梦这个暴力的家伙不但收缴了射命丸文全部的报纸,甚至还凶残地打坏了对方视若珍宝的相机,原本那个相机其实也是个宝贝,河童们的高科技产物,功能多的让人发指,不但能照相摄像,还能发射魔炮,形成保护罩,打电话,烤薄饼,发电,人工降雨,召唤神龙,奥特曼变身以及让孙猴子现出原形-虽然可能混入了奇怪的东西但大致上就是这么个凶残的宝贝吧,不过现在已经被灵梦用正义的幽能机雷炸成碎块了,在地上摊了一片,小泡泡和姬闪闪正在兴致勃勃地用它们做拼图。Facing those images and scenes, Shameimaru Ayawill certainly have tears streaming down the face, but...... looks atOnee-sama a theyeverynewspaper, Ifelthereshould the tearsrushseems like itself!
面对此情此景,射命丸文当然会泪流满面,但是……看着姐姐大人她们人手一份的报纸,我觉得这里应该泪奔的好像是自己吧!
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