On this World always has many regrettable things, these things colorful that especially this happy auspicious World embellishes, Napoleon, because the hemorrhoids outbreak cannot direct the fight to lose setback personally, because Cao Mengde does not believe the medical science, but the ten points of death are unscientific, several of us, ate the Della's new product because of a Qianqian impulsive suggestion. 这个世界上总是存在很多让人遗憾的事情,这些事情将这个美好祥和的世界点缀的格外色彩斑斓,拿破仑因为痔疮发作没能亲自指挥战斗而输掉了滑铁卢,曹孟德因为不相信医疗科学而死的十分不科学,我们几个,则因为浅浅一个心血来潮的建议而吃掉了叮当的新产品。 Em, has not eaten to eat all one's food, but also is left over, but to Della, did not have the significance she to nip Along the River During Ching Ming Festival on my head quickly. 恩,没吃光,还剩下一点,但对叮当而言,毫无意义她快在我脑袋上咬出清明上河图了。 , Tinkle gnaws also while talked over: „Ate, ate, was eaten by A'Jun, was only left over the bone......” ,丁当一边啃还一边念念叨叨的:“吃掉了,吃掉了,被阿俊吃掉了,只剩下骨头了……” „You keep place Suigintou to hold my head to me”, looks is nipping above Della, hits cautiously is discussing ” „left half to me......” “你给我留点地儿啊”水银灯抱着我的脑袋,看着正在上面咬来咬去的叮当,小心翼翼地打着商量”“左半拉给我……” I first time discovered, Suigintou was bad to leave the pen Lilina are more than! 我头一次发现,水银灯坏起来比lili娜都出圈儿多了！ Moreover, this did little girl also eat obviously? Can the person who finally why subjects to a penalty be I? 另外,这小丫头明明也吃了吧？为什么最后受罚的人必须是我呢？ „Who lets you are guardian” opposite of sofa, resigned-looking Onee-sama put out a hand to make an effort to select on my forehead ” „A'Jun A'Jun, how many you were their take the lead? Must not have you to follow to add to the chaos, I do not believe a Qianqian indulgent idea can cause everyone to agree.” “谁让你是家长”沙发对面,一脸无奈的姐姐大人伸手在我脑门上用力点了一下”“阿俊呐阿俊,你怎么也是她们几个领头的吧？要没有你跟着添乱,我可不相信浅浅一个异想天开的主意就能引起所有人同意。” Lin Xue sits near my fragrance, is lowering the head honestly, at this moment hears the Onee-sama's words to whisper immediately low voice: „ Also really let alone, this time also was really everyone agrees. 林雪坐在我芳边,也是老老实实地低着脑袋,这时候听见姐姐大人的话立刻小声嘀咕起来:“还真别说,这次还真是所有人都同意了。 „Sorry.” Qianqian sits in another side, at this moment under the Onee-sama's pressure the air/Qi, if gossamer( this word useless mistake?) ” „, but fishing ting is fun.” “对不起。”浅浅坐在另一边,这时候在姐姐大人的威压下气若游丝(这个词儿没用错吧？)”“可是钓鱼ting好玩儿的。” For these words, Onee-sama to Qianqian's understood that ability and by editing the thought thoroughly despaired. 就冲这句话,姐姐大人就对浅浅的理解能力和逐辑思维彻底绝望了。 Now in the living room somewhat the flavors of three joint hearing, I, Lin Xue, Qianqian, Shandora, obviously is also the suspect appears anyone is more spirited, unrestrained/no trace of politeness to Suigintou that my head is gesticulating, five people sit on the sofa, the other aspect sits as ** Onee-sama of officer, as plaintiff, tinkle, as plaintiff intelligence auxiliary staff( good subtle duty) Lilina, came to drink tea cracking with the teeth melon seed Icetis and other God Clan strip five people of group you saying that as the jury how while convenient the so many person is did push in one? 现在客厅里面还真有点三堂会审的味道,我,林雪,浅浅,珊多拉,还有明明也是嫌疑人却显得比谁都神气,毫不客气地对着我的脑袋指手画脚的水银灯,五个人坐在沙发上,另一面坐着的则是作为**官的姐姐大人,作为原告的,丁当,作为原告智力辅助人员(好微妙的职务)的lili娜,作为陪审团顺便过来喝茶嗑瓜子的冰蒂斯等神族条子五人组一你说这么多人是怎么挤在一块的？ By the way, started after the trial ” tinkle flees on my head, and has bit now, can say, this was one is however invalid in unfair trial any protest that in continuous torture conducted, I used on the head countless small tooth seal to take an oath. 顺便说一句,从审判开始之后”丁当就窜到了我的脑袋上,并一直咬到现在,可以说,这是一场在持续不断的刑讯逼供中进行下来的不公正的审判但是任何抗议都是无效的,我用脑袋上不计其数的小牙印起誓。 The joint hearing withstand/top after Lilina crying Della is coming back starts, has continued for a half hour by the present. After us about the same time together goes home the Della master and servant two people to appear, this pitiful little thing can only and Xianglinsao equally muddleheaded repeats three characters: „Ate, ate, ate” this directly to cause Icetis almost to make up one set of extremely heartshaking and moving ghost livestock to adjoin to my brain according to little thing these three characters, but Lilina told Onee-sama that extremely tragic baking behavior of female celestial lakeside with highly colored details. 会审是从lili娜顶着哭哭啼啼的叮当回来之后开始的,到现在已经持续了半个小时。当跟我们前后脚一起回到家中的叮当主仆二人出现之后,这个可怜的小东西只能跟祥林嫂一样稀里糊涂地重复三个字:“吃掉了,吃掉了,吃掉了”这直接导致冰蒂斯差点根据小东西这三个字给我脑补出一套惊天地泣鬼神的鬼畜毗来,而lili娜则将仙女湖畔发生的那次惨绝人寰的烧烤行为添油加醋地告诉了姐姐大人。 We know, in the home the foreign affairs did not say, Supreme leader but who in matter, Onee-sama deserved, she referred to the sofa, Shandora must sit in that honestly does not utter a sound. 我们都知道,这个家里外事不好说,可内事方面,姐姐大人是当之无愧的最高领导人,她老人家一指沙发,就连珊多拉都要老老实实地坐在那不吭气的。 Then...... this. 然后就……就这样了。 Onee-sama did best to convince to explain the profound in simple language pointed out righteously this time was headed by Qianqian, some were not responsible for the guardian agitating, some rice bucket intense poaching behavior is how bad and wrong big event, Icetis was the rogue combination of head is the suspect explains this serious event to cause how fearful consequence that from the God Clan strict examination system angle is Della does not know that several divine creative force study make-up test also hung to fall. But as the Della intelligence supplemented that the essential factor Lilina replaces to describe ability to be insufficient, the livelihood no light world that tinkle entire „criminal incident” will tell changes color, speaking of the place of sentiment profound meaning cutting cannot even bear weep with loud noise, 姐姐大人苦口婆心深入浅出义正词严地指出了这次以浅浅为首、某不负责家长煽风点火、某饭桶变本加厉的偷猎行为是多么糟糕和错误的大事件,冰蒂斯为首的流氓组合则从神族严格的考试制度角度为犯罪嫌疑人讲解了这次严重的事件会导致多么可怕的后果那就是叮当不知道第几次造物学补考还得挂掉。而作为叮当智力补充要素的lili娜则代替描述能力不足的,丁当将整个“犯罪事件”讲述的日月无光天地变色,说到情深意切之处甚至忍不住声泪俱下、 Was twisted by me speaks of finally, if not know account that the face twists can perhaps contact with the World end several of us, thinks how we just destroyed Earth, I am not clear, how eating a fish is female unmarried to be first pregnant to have the linkage with global 500,000,000-600,000,000 fu, how this girl is cumin surface that the grilled fish uses after the current society 0 young girl aborts the at the same time discussion. A little is very in any case obvious: Is one's turn the lu face with great difficulty, can taking advantage of her who the Onee-sama's pressure teaches several of us guardian, now has inflated to nearly green giant. 被我拧脸拧的一说到最后,假如不知道事情经过的恐怕都能将我们几个跟世界末日联系起来,以为我们刚刚去摧毁地球了还是怎么的,我就不明白了,吃一条鱼是怎么跟全球五六亿fu女未婚先孕产生联动的,这丫头又是怎么将烤鱼用的孜然面儿跟当今社会零零后少女堕胎同时讨论的。反正有一点很显然:好不容易轮到自己lu脸,能借着姐姐大人的威压教训我们几个家长的她,现在已经自我膨胀到近乎绿巨人。 But several of us „suspect” at this moment can only fade the Palestinian brain to lower the head to listen to teach. 而我们几个“嫌犯”这时候只能蔫头巴脑地垂首听训。 „, What to do this time, not to be left over more than ten, basic on the inadequate population.” “唔,这次怎么办啊,只剩下十几条,根本就不成种群啦。” Tiny tot weakly and without strength (dispirited) lies in my top of the head, has does not have to entrain my hair suddenly ” „A'Jun is being a idiot” why must eat Oh! ” 小不点有气无力地趴在我头顶,有一下没一下地拽着我的头发”“阿俊是个大笨蛋”为什么要吃掉啊！” „Issue is the fish is not used to eat.” Qianqian mumbled one in a low voice, she was the starter and first executor who the fishing idea threw, at this moment also fades. Qianqian lacks the mind is not false, “问题是鱼不就是用来吃的么。”浅浅低声嘟囔了一句,她是钓鱼计扑的提出者和第一个实施者,这时候也蔫了。浅浅缺心眼儿不假, But has not lacked to thoroughly does not remain. 但还没彻底缺到一点不剩。 „, Pouring is also.” Gawked tinkle, suddenly sat straight body, held arm high and low nod „saying that these fish were truly used to eat probably.” “哦,倒也是。”丁当愣了一下,突然坐直了身体,抱着胳膊上下点头“说起来,那些鱼好像确实是用来吃的诶。” „Hey, you are Goddess of Life, defines you to feel appropriate to own creation?” Lin Xue put out a hand to hold, did the tinkle small face, almost poke „whom typical Goddess of Life should not be the little thing regards the child usually to stamp only the grasshopper to love dearly three months the fly mosquito that oneself made to all life bemoan the state of the universe and pity the fate of the mankind to see to poach to wish one could to go all out?” “喂喂,你是生命女神吧,这么给自己的创造物定义你觉得合适么？”林雪伸手捅了捅,丁当的小脸蛋子,差点把小东西戳下去“典型的生命女神不应该是对所有生命都悲天悯人把自己造的苍蝇蚊子都当成孩子平常踩死只蚂蚱都心疼仨月看见谁偷猎都恨不得上去拼命吗？” Della makes dumbfounded, brain that Lin Xue one set of excuse said really muddled, then brandishes to shout with the toothpick arm: „ォ not! That is some God's Domain that group of child non- mainstream ォ ideas! Then to the entire life system is very harmful! The circulations of all life should be natural, the food chain must, the circulation also be, normal life withering away under natural law is part of river of circulation life, they have not dissipated, but returned to the World system one . Moreover, tinkle because of not stamping only the grasshopper will love dearly for three months, because Della will try” unable to stamp the grasshopper tinkle...... ” 叮当让林雪一套说辞说的一愣一愣的,脑筋着实糊涂了一下,然后挥舞着跟牙签般的手臂嚷嚷起来:“ォ不是呢！那都是神界那帮子非主流ォ有的想法！那对整个生命体系是非常有害的！所有生命的循环都应该是理所应当,食物链是必须的,循环也是,在自然规律下的正常生命消亡是生命之河流转的一部分,它们没有消散,而是回到了世界体系一而且,丁当也不会因为踩死只蚂蚱而心疼仨月因为叮当试过”丁当根本踩不死蚂蚱……” A our person by a little thing sudden polite talk controlling, I poked cautiously head did not select, the heart said that this fellow was not punctured the ji excessive result happen to make a connection, no matter what supervised two lineage/vein IQ to achieve double-digit the result just to put out a hand miserably to be howling henceforth, waited to receive on the finger were many a little thing: Della displayed absolute technique again, bites others' finger from the sky to have the swing. 我们一圈儿人都被小东西突然的一套话给镇住了,我小心翼翼地戳了戳头上的不点儿,心说这家伙不是受刺ji过度结果正好打通了任督二脉从此智商达到两位数了吧结果刚一伸手就惨嚎起来,等收回来的时候手指头上就多了个小东西:叮当再次施展绝学,咬着别人的手指在空中打起了秋千。 It seems like pet is xing not to change. 看来宠物的属xing还是没改。 Icetis looks surprisedly just ォ said the profound truth suddenly slightly ding the collection, long time ォ said spookily: „«How the branch reference of divine creative force study, life Refining up», the 1895 th edition of Chapter 9 16 th words, test key knowledge really didn't expect you have remembers the textbook the time.” 冰蒂斯惊讶地看着刚ォ突然说出了高深道理的小叮集,良久ォ幽幽道:“造物学的分支参考资料,《生命是怎样炼成的》,第一千八百九十五版第九章第十六节的话,考试重点知识真没想到你也有记住课本的时候。” Della pū loosens my finger, is turning a somersault in the midair back and forth: „Naturally” may certainly be fierce tinkle! At that time these words had not answered, Elder Sister goddess made Della copy several hundred! ” 叮当噗哈一声松开我的手指,在半空中来回翻着跟头:“当然当然”丁当可厉害啦！当时这段话没答上来,女神姐姐让叮当抄了好几百遍呢！” I: „......” 我:“……” Does Della's manifest in her fiercely can remember or manifest this knowledge node finally must copy several hundred ォ to remember a knowledge node in her? 叮当的厉害是体现在她最后能把这个知识点记下来还是体现在她要把一个知识点抄几百遍ォ能记下来呢？ „Wait wait/Etc. etc., what's the matter, considers as finished Ah? to see that this trial by mass meeting to this” the atmosphere from to poaching the public trial transformation of member to discussing the Della's knowledge node comes up, but also did the plan continue Icetis that joined in the fun to add to the chaos to be howling „...... to be tinkle you not to love dearly your divine creative force immediately? They eat......” “等等等等,怎么回事,这公审大会到这就算完了啊？”看到气氛已经在不知不觉间从对偷猎分子的公审转换到讨论叮当的知识点上去,还打算继续凑热闹添乱的冰蒂斯顿时嚎起来“……丁当你不心疼你的造物了？还有他们吃……” „Good was good, the good deed never the careful bad matter looks happily your” I looked that Onee-sama throws the look that has no alternative to know to here today this pass/test was ended, therefore attained the liberation to stand up greatly, was away from the tea table to throw a nut ” „ Della to be all right conveniently you to Icetis also to worry. “行了行了,好事从不上心坏事儿瞧把你乐的”我看姐姐大人冲这边投来一个无可奈何的眼神就知道今天这关算是结束,于是大获解放地站起身来,顺手隔着茶几给冰蒂斯扔过去一个坚果”“叮当都没事儿了你还操什么心。 In abundance why everybody sets out should, only then Icetis also a little mo the appearance of mind sits in that is in a daze looks like, although mixes to eat to mix here to drink also the days, she is the time that and we contact is eventually insufficient, she to this mysterious family certain things that need the deep understanding are not clear, for example our interrogation congresses hurriedly: Actually to let Della is happy, this with coaxing the child cheerfully is a truth after own mistake, but cries the child lane the Sir thousand apologizes must result in the share, so long as the child does not cry noisily, you can also really with initially the commitment same asks the wolf grandmother to kill the kid's dad knocks it off? 众人纷纷起身该干啥干啥,只有冰蒂斯还有点mo不着头脑的样子坐在那发愣看来虽然在这里混吃混喝也有一段日子,她终究是和我们接触的时间不够,她对这个神奇的家庭某些需要深入了解的东西还不清楚,比如我们风风火火的批斗大会:其实就是为了让叮当重新开心起来,这个跟哄小孩子乐呵是一个道理因为自己的错误而把孩子弄哭之后大人千般赔礼道歉都是应当得份,但只要孩子不哭不闹,你还能真跟当初承诺的一样找个狼外婆把孩子她爸弄死拉倒？ Does not blame us, tinkle, when the child coaxes, you have a look at this to forget the tiny tot after brain that pile unlucky small fish thoroughly, how besides pressing the child processes you also to be able? 不怪我们把,丁当当小孩子这么哄,你看看这个已经彻底将自己那堆倒霉的小鱼儿忘到脑后的小不点,除了按小孩子来处理你还能怎么着？ Every large or small one group of crowds scatter in a panic, Ilson looked that here all right extracts the playing cards from the buttocks immediately again, greeted everybody to play the poker, Kansas hehe is smiling the familiar house to unfold the checkerboard to burn a furnace on the tea table to be fragrant, puts Two Reflecting Founts to sit facing each other with Monina this old fellow chess player, no will hear the uncle calm powerful voice: „Commander!” 大大小小一帮围观群众作鸟兽散,伊尔森看这边没什么事儿了立刻再次从屁股下面抽出扑克牌来,招呼着众人打扑克,肯瑟嘿嘿笑着熟门熟路地在茶几上铺开了棋盘在边焚上一炉香,放着二泉映月跟莫妮娜这个老棋友相对而坐,没一会就听到了大叔沉稳有力的声音:“军长！” The Icetis look was in a daze looked at surroundings, finally determined that this tossed about the half-day trial by mass meeting dead without a sickness, therefore shrugged from space pulled out the dragon scale mahjong along, boasted calls: „Who comes who comes? Lacks three to lack three!” 冰蒂斯眼神发愣地看了周围一圈,终于确定这折腾了半天的公审大会已经无疾而终,于是耸耸肩从随身空间里面掏出了龙鳞麻将,咋咋呼呼地招呼:“谁来谁来？一缺三啊一缺三！” I look that at present this group transforms from the jury to the poker military chess mahjong three evils complete God Clan friend in one minute, in the heart the old bosom consoles greatly: Facts showed that their five in the first family all-around, 我看着眼前这帮在一分钟内从陪审团转变到扑克军棋麻将三毒俱全的神族友人,心中老怀大慰:事实证明,他们五个在第一家庭全方位、 The after pollution of three-dimensional, short period and high-frequency, has been promoted successfully from one crowd of rogue, senior rogue, they now will squat the cracking with the teeth melon seed on the sofa, plays mahjong, plays the military chess the time cheats, plays the poker to paste the paper, moreover Ilson was also self-taught learns to peep others' sign, under that countless believer as well as these believer considering each personal name to gods that no condition following blindly that oneself believed that I almost conceivable after these deities knew actually to cause how bad far-reaching significance first family perhaps not to have moral integrity in invisible by tens of thousands of World.. 立体化、短周期、高频率的污染之后,已经从一群流氓成功晋级成了,资深流氓,他们现在会蹲在沙发上嗑瓜子,搓麻将,下军棋的时候出老千,打扑克贴纸条,而且伊尔森还无师自通地学会了偷看别人的牌,考虑到他们每个人名下那不计其数的信徒以及这些信徒对自己所信仰的神明那毫无条件的盲从,我几乎可以想象自己在跟这几位神仙认识之后究竟造成了多么恶劣的深远影响一第一家庭恐怕已经在无形之中让成千上万个世界无节操化了。 In the evening, welling up the full food full these four characters is a little unnecessary, but I want to use, welling up the full food is full, specially words and expressions of bewildered sense of achievement. But in fact several of us have not basically eaten the thing in the evening, thank, the tinkle fish, Young Lady Lin for the good craftsmanship that to hold on to the stomach of man exercised. 晚上,涌足饭饱这四个字有点多余,但我就是想用,涌足饭饱,特别给人一种莫名其妙成就感的词语。但事实上晚上我们几个基本没吃东西,感谢,丁当的鱼,还有林大小姐为了抓住自己男人的胃而锻炼出来的好手艺。 The person had not been affected, Shandora is, no matter the previous second eats several tons thing, will wait till the meals and snacks still to shout that on time the hungry rare and beautiful flowers I do not know where she gave to eat that virgin forest to went, evening's time this girl was still a point ate in any case a lot. 哦,有一个人没受影响,珊多拉是个不管前一秒吃下去几吨东西,等到了饭点仍然会准时喊饿的奇葩我不知道她把那原始森林都给吃到哪去了,反正晚上的时候这丫头仍然是一点都没少吃。 I will regard one was exposed to the sun softly the fruit peony tree bark to throw on the sofa, watches many a little bored television program, Anveena often drills to attempt from the television at present to an own masters pleasant surprise, after I decide the treasure waits a while this girl to be caught, to make her receive well am punished. But when at this moment had forgotten own fish thoroughly, she does not know where from found a jar lid, is rolling on the tea table happily, a face naive smile makes nearby Lilina not endure to witness, Little Bubbles flashed to sprain the hand to ask for one package of fries from mother to lie on the small short table whispers copes with the packing, but can the disciple be opened only by little girl of nuclear bomb also to have the brain short-circuited the time obviously occasionally( or her whole time in short circuit), finally the little brat choice the packing together will eat her to succeed, Ji sparkled to start to be thrown into confusion digs out the thing from the Little Bubbles mouth outward, finally only pulled out. Fries sediment two pieces of plastic membranes, Little Bubbles sudden action was also frightened one by „Healer”, the mouth holds the fries to be tearful on the tearful eyes, mother sparkles mouth that covered small Princess, finally by one biting „” shouted, this makes small Princess smile through tears they to appear the harmony happiness immediately. 我将自己当成一块已经被晒软了的果丹皮扔在沙发上,看着眼前多少有点无聊的电视节目,安薇娜不时从电视上钻出来试图给自己的主人们一个惊喜,我决宝等一会这丫头被卡住之后让她好好受受惩罚。可当这时候已经彻底忘了自己的鱼,她不知道从哪找到一个瓶子盖,正开心地在茶几上滚来滚去,一脸天真的笑容让旁边的lili娜不忍目睹,小泡泡从娘闪闪手中讨到了一包薯条趴在小矮桌上嘀嘀咕咕地对付包装,但显然能徒手拆核弹的小丫头偶尔也有脑筋短路的时候(或者说她大部分时间都在短路),最终小家伙选择将包装一起吃下去她成功了,姬闪闪开始手忙脚乱地从小泡泡嘴里往外抠东西,最后只掏出一点薯条渣子还有两片塑料膜,小泡泡则被“奶妈”突然的举动吓了一条,嘴里含着薯条就泪眼汪汪起来,娘闪闪一把捂住了小公主的嘴巴,结果被一口咬的“嗷”就喊出来了,这让小公主立刻破涕为笑俩人显得其乐融融的。 Suigintou such as daily this time was the same, sits on my shoulder, in the hand grabbed one in a big way outside money two packages of trash between-meal snack, toward own mouth stopper one, toward my mouth stopper one, side our grandfather and grandchild is surrounding the rich hogwash oil and essence taste Lilina again announced breathless she completely understood some virulent Doll wanted with the action that the violently poisonous food killed by poison the biological father, she said that in the time hand of this saying to be gripping one 50 cents one package of simply. 水银灯则如每天的这个时候一样,坐在我的肩膀上,手里抓着一大把在外面一块钱两包的垃圾零食,往自己嘴里塞一个,再往我嘴里塞一个,我们爷俩身边环绕着浓郁的地沟油和香精味儿lili娜气急败坏地宣布她看透了某个恶毒人偶想要用剧毒食品毒杀亲爹的举动,她说这话的时候手里攥着一把五毛钱一包的干脆面。 Suigintou likes these small between-meal snack my many being able to understand that and does not arrive regardless that muddleheaded several hundred years of life span holds the pillow size the revering material not to discuss, shed outer covering Suigintou essentially is to anything curious Little Girl, naturally the temperament possibly was bad selected the xing standard to be precocious, bit possibly hurts point „ last not to calculate compared with the ordinary child. But Lilina this in the bones was governing elder sister's false radish li unexpectedly also every day saunters to make me around the simple surface and many fish feel strange really a long period of time, naturally, since saw some day Qianqian holds exaggerating between-meal snack of a large package in all little in addition also after the family/home to come back I was calmer. 水银灯喜欢这些小零食我多少还是能理解的,抛开那稀里糊涂的几百年寿命和不到抱枕大小的尊材不谈,褪掉了外壳的水银灯本质上就是个对什么都好奇的小女孩,当然脾气可能是糟糕了点xing格可能是早熟了点,咬人可能是比普通孩子疼了点“最后一条不算。可lili娜这个骨子里是个御姐的伪萝li竟然也每天绕着干脆面和好多鱼转悠可着实让我奇怪了很长一段时间,当然,自从看到某天浅浅抱着一大包比家里所有小的加起来还夸张的零食回来之后我就淡定了。 On this star, fighting strength of lifeform is will never grow to drop with the age. 这个星球上,有一种生物的战斗力是永远不会随着年龄增长而下降的。 After a while, on the television starts to broadcast a man of news poker face to sit with a hearts k model board in front of the lens fully, is reading the text with the irrevocable language bait: „ X countries xx 过了一会,电视上开始播放新闻一个扑克脸的男人跟红桃k一样板板整整地坐在镜头前,用一成不变的语饵读着发言稿:“x国xx The number nuclear-powered submarine suddenly appear here morning is flaminging the harbor to conduct the urgent recuperation, initiating the local area anxiously to say according to this/should country spokesman, this nuclear-powered submarine conducts the approaching shore recuperation not during the idea throws, but the general public are scared, this is one time does not have the special supplies of military purpose. This spokesman said later, the nuclear-powered submarine of this suddenly approaching shore supplies because of one group of turbine breakdowns, but has to finish ahead of time patrolled by the duty...... ” 号核潜艇于今日上午突然出现在炽港口进行紧急休整,引发当地紧张据该国发言人称,这次核潜艇进行靠岸休整并不在计扑之中但普通民众无需恐慌,这是一次不带有军事目的的特殊补给。该发言人稍后称,这艘突然靠岸补给的核潜艇是因一组轮机故障而不得不提前结束了巡逐任务……” Suigintou forces in my nose a spiced salt potato strip directly, said muddleheaded: „Hey, fool Human Race, is that dark thing the nuclear-powered submarine that you said?” 水银灯直接将一根椒盐土豆条塞进我的鼻子,愣头愣脑地说道:“喂,笨蛋人类,那个黑乎乎的东西就是你们说的核潜艇吧？” I the attempt eats the thing with the nose while hurries to beckon: „Anveena, hurries to go back but actually!” 我一边尝试用鼻子吃东西一边赶紧招手:“安薇娜,赶紧倒回去！” Is searching and searching the Ghost maid from the screen the head the brain comes out to look around to hurry from the television cabinet to drill, after the body transferred 180 degrees, is manipulating the television, long time ォ puts on a long face to turn head: „Master, doesn't this thing seem able to put upside down?” „, That even.” 正将脑袋从屏幕下方探又探脑出来张望的幽灵女仆赶紧从电视柜里钻了出来,将身子转了180度之后摆弄着电视,良久ォ哭丧着脸扭过头来:“主人,这东西好像不能倒放吧？”“呃,那就算了。” Then television said that anything no one has paid attention, our topics start strongly to a very subtle direction, that was one is hit a nuclear-powered submarine of waist several days ago by the mermaid, how he suppressed this morning ォ to think that broke surface. 接下来电视里说什么已经没人注意,我们的话题开始集中向一个很微妙的方向,那就是一个在好几天前就被美人鱼撞了一下腰的核潜艇,丫怎么憋到今天上午ォ想起来上浮。 As for injury anything of submarine does not need to consider, it seems like before , I underestimated according to Shanna this merpeople Princess fighting strength, she did not hit is so simple with the submarine obviously. 至于潜艇的伤势什么的已经不用考虑了,看来之前我是低估了依莎娜这个人鱼公主的战斗力,她显然不是跟潜艇撞了一下那么简单。 After a discussion, Lilina obtained one to make us feel the specially speechless conclusion: „At that time that submarine in South Pacific Ocean? In the territorial waters in other country?” 一番讨论之后,lili娜得出了一个让我们觉得特别无语的结论:“当时那潜艇是在南太平洋吧？是在别的国家的领海内吧？” Then everyone. 然后所有人就都哦了。 „This is dirty international Politics” Lilina person little rascal land ignites head ” „ he not to feel stifled is really most honored. “这就是肮脏的国际政治啊”lili娜人小鬼大地点着脑袋”“丫没被憋死真是三生有幸。 „Really must compel anxiously, breaks surface momentarily also has the possibility” Onee-sama to summarize easely ” „according to was light, or we who Shanna hit must safeguard the World peace tomorrow.” “不过真要逼急了,随时上浮也有可能啊”姐姐大人悠悠然地总结道”“依莎娜撞的轻了,要不明天咱们就要维护世界和平去了。” In situation that in entire Human Race does not know, this World avoided all -out nuclear war again, is really may celebrate encouraging, may celebrate encouraging, but we to this matter did not care probably, the nuclear-powered submarine almost subsurface burst of some country's in the attention nearly freezing point that in the first family initiates, even no match for Della was tripped by the bottle cap for the fourth time the initiated attention. The words saying that does not know oneself were infected the Qianqian's mindless virus all day long in the outside blood, but the fishy smell habits and customs were used, I actually the feeling do not have other idea besides such „may celebrate encouraging”. This dry jade small news altogether triggered in everybody one time less than five minutes of discussion, then the family returned to be occupied with nothing also the respective busy condition, Onee-sama to urge that again several small returning rooms rested, and is drawing Lilina and Suigintou forcefully returned to two buildings, Ji sparkled also has the yawn to hold resting pitch-dark Little Bubbles to say good night with us, but at this moment, a resounding sound conveyed suddenly, in living room remaining several vision attractions in the past. 在全人类都不知道的情况下,这个世界再一次避免了全面核战争,真是可喜可贺,可喜可贺,但好像我们对这事儿都不怎么关心的,某国的核潜艇差点水下爆炸在第一家庭中引发的关注近乎冰点,甚至比不上叮当第四次被瓶盖绊倒所引发的关注。话说也不知道自己是感染了浅浅的没心没肺病毒还是成天在外面血而腥风习惯了,我竟然除了这么一句“可喜可贺”的感慨之外就没别的想法了。这枯瑭小小的新闻一共就在众人之间引发了一次不足五分钟的讨论,然后一大家子再次回到了无所事事又各自忙碌的状态,姐姐大人催促几个小的回房间休息,并强行拉着lili娜和水银灯回了二楼,姬闪闪也打着哈欠抱着睡的昏天黑地的小泡泡跟我们道了晚安,而就在这时,一声响亮的声音突然传来,将客厅里剩下的几道目光吸引过去。 „Bang!” “砰！” I go following the prestige, discovered that Viska lifts the head from the tea table is coming at a loss, little brat is rubbing the forehead, but in the marble tea table floor has a pit.!. 我循声望去,发现维斯卡正茫然地从茶几上抬起头来,小家伙揉着额头,而大理石的茶几台面上有一个坑。！。