Chapter 682 第682章 What athletics! 哪门子竞技！ from the very beginning, Little Bubbles does not have a right playmate. 从一开始,小泡泡就没有一个合适的玩伴。 Good, I know that I am known as to investigate extremely stay at home dad halo control and movement the father of Loli summon machine that wait wait/etc. etc. titles like the launcher, being able to walk( the above title provides by black belly god officer false Loli and arrogant tender venomous tongue big Prophet friendship), oneself side had collected Loli of big wicker basket, has the daughter attribute is incessantly one, but you must understand, can Little Bubbles freely plays to one equally, but also really few. 好吧,我知道自己素有究极奶爸光环掌控者、移动的父爱发射器、会走路的萝莉召唤机等等等等称号(以上称号由腹黑神官伪萝莉和傲娇毒舌大先知友情提供),自己身边已经收集了一大箩筐的萝莉,其中拥有女儿属性的更是不止一个,但你得理解,能跟小泡泡一样无忧无虑玩到一块的,还真没几个。 black belly black belly, making trouble of making trouble, most has the father to control attribute Suigintou is a psychology mature to nearly the girl of evildoer/monstrous talent, among one group of so domineering elder sisters, thoughts pure such as true *** Little Bubbles duck Lishan is far more than big, usually made the elder sisters bully only-, although was well-meaning, but cried aloud every day once for a while on the 3rd is looking for the father or mother 1st 2nd is actually frequently something. 腹黑的腹黑,捣蛋的捣蛋,就连最具备父控属性的水银灯都是个心理成熟到近乎妖孽的丫头,在一帮如此强势的姐姐中间,心思单纯如真正***的小泡泡何止鸭梨山大,平常净让姐姐们欺负了-虽然都是善意的,但每天时不时哇哇大哭着去找爸爸或者妈妈一号二号三号却是经常有的事情。 By coming home in has been able to calculate only reluctantly becomes the person of Little Bubbles playmate only then two, one is Della, in Sir goddess who in the fool three people of groups is the first, little beansprout because of own character and intelligence, but was the position of Little Bubbles first playmate for a long time, usually most often plays the noisy person with Little Bubbles together, but was very regrettable, so-called played noisily seemingly is only Little Bubbles' one-sided wishes, in view of the fact that little girl met the brain to short-circuit once for a while grasps Della toward own mouth stopper, the latter always regarded the disasters the same as guard Little Bubbles, fool goddess that even if the brain insufficiently caused was also knows that will regard food occasionally. The colossus is how fearful. 一直以来家里唯一能勉强算成小泡泡玩伴的人就只有两个,其中一个是叮当,在笨蛋三人组中居于首位的女神大人,小豆丁因为自己的性格和智力而长期稳居小泡泡第一玩伴的位置,是平常最常跟小泡泡一起玩闹的人,但很遗憾,所谓玩闹貌似只是小泡泡的一厢情愿而已,鉴于小丫头时不时会脑筋短路地抓起叮当往自己嘴里塞,后者始终将小泡泡当成洪水猛兽一样防着,哪怕脑筋不够使的笨蛋女神也是知道一个偶尔会把自己当成食物的庞然大物是多么可怕的。 But afterward Gill younger sister who second joined the big family, our most ancient Queen. 而第二个则是后来加入大家庭的吉尔妹子,我们的最古之女王。 Right, that is one feels self-important to make impertinent remarks exceptionally, but brain actually not easy-to-use fellow, but she has reached the throne of friend of child now, all day holds some dull hair even chest king of this childhood education reading material research is being he. 没错,那是一个自命不凡骄傲自大出言不逊但脑筋却不怎么好使的家伙,但现在她已经荣登儿童之友的宝座了,整天捧着本儿童教育读物研究的某呆毛平胸王就是丫。 No matter first edition heroic king Gilgamesh is the fellow who the hero has an imposing appearance greatly( according to analyzes in every way, perhaps Gill younger sister's original personality is really ox cross/crotch the type is also coming), present Ji Ka beautiful have made our military might aggressive Little Bubbles train a nanny Sir of first under heaven, although the Gill younger sister in normally is impolite to everyone, actually likes Little Bubbles only, perhaps is the little girl pure lovable even heroic kings can move, in any case now the Little Bubbles' second playmate is Gill. 不管原版的英雄王吉尔伽美什是多么英雄伟岸气宇轩昂的家伙(根据多方分析,或许吉尔妹子原本的性格还真是那么牛叉的类型来着),现在的姬儿迦美氏都已经让我们威武霸气的小泡泡调教成了一个天下第一的保姆大人,平日里的吉尔妹虽然对所有人都还是那么不客气,却唯独非常喜欢小泡泡,或许是小丫头的单纯可爱连英雄王都能打动吧,反正现在小泡泡的第二玩伴是吉尔。 But the above two playmates said no matter how is also only the nanny or the pet( unmistakable), Little Bubbles needs true contemporaries as the friend after all, this point, no matter Della or the sisters of various Ji Erjia beautiful that help/gang rare and beautiful flowers are unable to satisfy our small Princess. 但上述两个玩伴不管怎么说也只是保姆或者宠物(无误)而已,小泡泡毕竟需要一个真正的同龄人作为朋友,这一点不管是叮当还是姬儿迦美氏还是那帮各种奇葩的姐妹都无法满足我们的小公主。 But when my , when father for this reason has a headache, a person appeared: 但就在我这个当爹的为此头疼的时候,一个人横空出世了: Kirakishou- experienced the soul to pass through and lose recalled that the rebirth and reincarnation royalty, was born in harem and body has Esper and Emperor fathers and sisters to pile in heaps finally the unlucky girl , the wartime years and other sequences of events turned into the daughter...... 雪华绮晶-一个经历了灵魂穿越、失忆重生、投胎皇族、生于后宫、身具异能、皇帝老爹、姐妹成堆、战争年代等一系列事件最终变成自己女儿的倒霉丫头…… The reincarnation has not favored the classification, the girl now at least is also the No. 1 actor playing role of pretty young woman of female frequency, therefore the reincarnation is a technology lives, not only sees the father, but also looks at the classification. 要不是投胎没看好分类,那丫头现在至少也是女频的一号花旦啊,所以投胎是个技术活,不但看爹,还看分类。 Pulled decisively does not have the shadow. 果断扯没影了。 In brief my meaning is, Kirakishou and Little Bubbles unexpectedly unexpected such being in harmony, this is really the matter that may celebrate encouraging,( one two years old that two made one worry same age little girl at the same time that found can play, one two months, luckily without being in generation gap degree) person, you said how such skillful matter did have pinching like this? 总之我的意思是,雪华绮晶和小泡泡竟然出人意料的如此合拍,这真是一件让人可喜可贺的事情,两个让人操心的小丫头同时找到了可以玩耍的同龄(一个两岁,一个俩月,幸好没到代沟的程度)人,你说这么巧的事情怎么就这样发生了捏？ Em, naturally, if Little Bubbles and Kishou play do not tow that to be better me each time...... 恩,当然了,假如小泡泡和绮晶玩的时候不要每次都把我拖上那就更好了…… Without has personally experienced, your fellows cannot understand that an excellent youth must accompany two young maid servants to play, the entire three hours look that they are what kind of egg hurt with the feeling that several Doll compete. 没亲身经历过,你们这些家伙是不能理解一个大好青年非要陪着俩小毛丫头玩耍,整整仨小时就看着她们跟几个洋娃娃较劲的感觉是何等蛋疼的。 Kirakishou this does not support the girl who roams! 雪华绮晶这个不支持漫游的丫头！ After test, Little Kishou, once leaves my side to exceed five meters to start gradually to dissipate, over seven meters become will lose the shape with the smog generally, will then restore the energy wave to return to my energetic within the four seas after the short more than ten seconds, when the time comes Little Bubbles will encounter „Loli that you search not in service area” such matter. Therefore to guarantee normal playing of two little brat, I have to look in side dim-wittedly, is dumbfounded with shining that some super foul-mouthed, that was really feeling sad one night, I held daughter|girl Doll to fall asleep finally unexpectedly...... 经过测试,小绮晶一旦离开我身边超过五米就会开始逐渐消散,七米以上就会变得跟烟雾一般失去形态,在短短的十几秒之后便会恢复成能量波回到我的精神海内,到时候小泡泡就会遭遇“你所查找的萝莉不在服务区”这样口帕的事情。于是为了保证两个小家伙的正常玩耍,我不得不一直在旁边傻乎乎地看着,跟某个超级嘴欠的金闪闪大眼瞪小眼,那真是令人心酸的一夜,我最后竟然抱着闺女的洋娃娃睡着了…… Next morning makes Ji Ka beautiful that hateful fellow taunt, the left hand holds the Little Bubbles right hand to hold Doll, I looked up to the heart that the vault of heaven remained to die. 第二天一大早让姬儿迦美氏那个可恶的家伙一个劲嘲讽啊,左手抱着小泡泡右手抱着洋娃娃,我仰望苍穹就剩想死的心了。 Has the puzzled expression to get out of bed, puts away Little Bubbles' Doll, I start to help daughter|girl putting on clothes comb the hair, today's morning, is divided the Waikeng father. 带着纠结的表情起床,放好小泡泡的洋娃娃,我开始帮自家闺女穿衣梳头,今天的早晨,分外坑爹。 What pit is really your father Little Bubbles! 坑的真是你爹啊小泡泡！ „Wú ~! ~!” Bosom Little Girl is not swaying from side to side law-abidingly, as if induced oneself father's complaint, tried to acting cute to cure the melancholy of Otou-sama diligently, but was a pity very much, her effort besides letting me combed the good hair to turn into beyond a hopeless mess to her to be unfruitful with great difficulty. “唔吖吖~！~！”怀里的小女孩不安分地扭动着,似乎感应到了自家老爸的怨念,试图以努力卖萌来治愈父亲大人的忧郁,但很可惜,她的努力除了让我好不容易给她梳好的头发又变成一锅粥之外根本毫无效果。 Little Kishou has returned to the energetic sea, now is holding the Alaya's big wing to rest pitch-dark, said no matter how, analyzes Alaya from the sociology is also the Little Kishou half biological mother, the former inherits to latter's hypersomnia gene looks like has had the function, little brat must rest every day for over 12 hours, I conduct in the soul to regard each time, the seen scene ten have *** is some dull cat Angel with the appearance that some Doll young girl brings together whistling rests greatly...... 小绮晶已经回到精神海里面,现在正抱着阿赖耶的大翅膀睡得昏天黑地,不管怎么说,从社会学上分析阿赖耶也是小绮晶的半个亲妈,前者遗传给后者的嗜睡基因看来已经产生作用,小家伙现在每天要睡超过十二个小时,每次我进行灵魂内视,看到的场景十有***就是某呆猫天使跟某人偶少女抱成一团呼呼大睡的样子…… In us behind, some even chest Queen is still resisting own getting out of bed hypotension, snort/hum, but also ridiculed that I held Doll to fall asleep, what you did not have a look at the arms to hug was anything! 在我们身后,某个平胸女王还在抗拒自己的起床低血压,哼,还嘲笑我抱着洋娃娃睡着了呢,你也不看看自己怀里抱的是啥！ „The Hey! outcastes, this king order you to look straight ahead the front not to permit to turn head! This king must change the clothes!” “喂！贱民,本王命令你直视前方不准扭头！本王要换衣服了！” Listens to that to keep aloof behind the impolite manifesto, I look that at present occupies the big mirror of half wall to ponder silently: In this girl head stopper what thing? Owes she are looking in a mirror while spoke these words! 听着身后那高高在上没大没小的宣言,我看着眼前占据了半面墙的大镜子默默思考:这丫头脑袋里面到底塞了什么东西？亏她还是一边自己照着镜子一边说这句话的！ „Today blue unofficial receipt Ah?” “今天还是蓝白条啊？” I clips on the crystal card issuing to Little Bubbles, while looks in the mirror tiny particle complete(ly) present some fool. 我一边给小泡泡别上水晶发卡,一边看着镜子里纤毫毕现的某笨蛋。 „, Is the things that you give, you also asked that this King Hey! you peep!” “嘁,都是你给的东西,你还问本王-喂！你偷看！” „You had the curve to be worried about this issue again.” “等你有了曲线再担心这个问题吧。” My did not return comes one, the blue unofficial receipt in mirror bare to rest the king to walk on the violent immediately: „Damn outcastes! Not only with great courage with this king Gongqin, but also so offends this king! Who allows you to breathe in this room to be the air of king! Goes out to this king!” 我头也不回地来了一句,镜子里的蓝白条裸睡王顿时就暴走了:“该死的贱民！不但斗胆与本王共寝,还如此冒犯本王！谁允许你呼吸这房间里属于本王的空气的！给本王出去！” „Okay good, goes out ~ ~ ~” “好好好,出去出去~~~” To dealing with the child is the same, I agreed without thinking two, is hugged toward the entrance to walk by grotesque Little Bubbles that oneself will dress up, finally the opposite party also shouts: „Puts down small Princess! You have a look at you to that pile of hair clips that she wears!!” 就跟应付小孩子一样,我随口答应了两声,将已经被自己打扮的奇形怪状的小泡泡抱起来就往门口走,结果对方又嚷嚷起来:“把小公主放下！你看看你给她戴的那一堆发卡！！” I looked down one, immediately shaking spent krypton gold/metal dog eyes by a small head of light shining in all directions- patronized beautiful was bickering with Ji Ka, Little Bubbles this head card issuing made me make that to going against the helmet was the same. 我低头看了一眼,顿时被一个光芒四射的小脑袋给晃花了氪金狗眼-光顾着跟姬儿迦美氏斗嘴了,小泡泡这一脑袋发卡让我弄得跟顶钢盔一样。 Pushes small Princess to embarrasedly as the Gill nanny of professional, I turn head to go downstairs swayingly. 讪讪地将小公主推给身为专业人士的吉尔保姆,我扭头晃晃悠悠地下了楼。 Finally just arrived at the stairway, bumped into speechless one. 结果刚来到楼梯口,就撞见了让人无语的一幕。 Pandora is standing before the full-length mirror of living room barefoot, looks in mirror dull, then covertly looked at all around no one, put out a hand the water used radical fast on the mirror a heavy line. 潘多拉正光着脚丫站在客厅的穿衣镜前,呆呆地看着镜子里面的自己,然后偷偷摸摸地看了看四周无人,飞快地伸手在镜子上面用水笔画了一道黑线。 ...... This action also obviously was excessive my one meter two younger sisters! You think that on family's mirror suddenly presents the heavy line of strip situated in one meter two position, we cannot think that whose masterpiece this is? ……这个举动也明显过头了吧我的一米二妹妹！你以为家里的镜子上突然出现条位于一米二位置的黑线,我们会想不到这是谁的杰作？ However looks that Pandora will also make such lovable movement in no one, how can I say, felt oneself were sprouted in a flash. 不过看着潘多拉在无人的时候也会做出这样可爱的动作,怎么说呢,感觉自己一瞬间被萌到了呢。 „Really is the fearful complaint, right?” “真是可怕的怨念,对吧？” Broadcasts the sound that Shandora suppresses to smile suddenly, turns head, but also puts on the blonde young girl whole face happy expression of pajamas, collected to deliver fragrant kiss one for me gently. 身后突然传来珊多拉憋笑的声音,一回头,还穿着睡衣的金发少女满脸笑意,轻轻凑上来为我送上了香吻一个。 „You also saw...... that girl to really be unlucky.” My corners of the mouth curled upwards, „words saying that she does never have steadily the stature?” “你也看见了……那丫头真是倒霉。”我嘴角翘了起来,“话说她从来没长过个子？” „, About this, I also really listens to Sivis to raise,” Shandora entrained my arm, a face collects mystically, „it is said Pandora is also not a general time does this matter frequently secretly: Behind the military officer area that in she lived at that time has the instruction tower, Pandora will go to under the instruction tower to inspect the height every day, after inspecting each time, unremarkable place Qianqian in the instruction tower carves a line......” “哦,关于这个,我还真听西维斯提起过,”珊多拉拽了拽我的胳膊,一脸神秘地凑过来,“据说潘多拉还不是将军的时候就经常偷偷干这事:在她当时居住的军官区后面有个指令塔,潘多拉每天都会去指令塔下面检查身高,每次检查完之后就在指令塔上不引人注意的地方浅浅地刻一条线……” „Then?” Looked that the Shandora's complexion knows this story also has pit father's following, but I could not bear ask. “然后呢？”看珊多拉的脸色就知道这个故事还有更坑爹的后续,但我还是忍不住问了出来。 „...... Final tower but actually.” “……最后塔倒了。” The silly thing can't you change a place to carve?! Said the entire tower you have circled one really unable to find the place? 傻丫头你就不能换个地方刻？！还是说整个塔你已经绕了一圈实在找不到地方了？ At this moment, I deeply was shocked, then subdues, about the complaint of Pandora to own height, this has received earnestly. 这一刻,我被深深地震惊,而后折服,关于潘多拉对自己身高的怨念,此身已经切切实实地收到了。 Today, the Shadow City carnival was still continuing, to the 14-day continual holiday, now is only a opening, no one will dislike such celebration to be too long, the coming from various boundary/world guest immerses in actually marvelous precinct World grotesquely and gaudily, will have the new pleasant surprise every time, the ten thousand clan quantities under territory and name that relative Empire grasps, 14 days of demonstration time even can only describe with the hastiness, basic rushing ahead space of many World even in limited demonstration platform, this on expediting many mobile hawker street artist and so on thing, regarding these, although some contrary, but same are. The person at ease carnival guest, we cannot with coping with the Carrow pirating gang same method suppress, therefore over the two days the management were really laborious, particularly was passing through today of two days of periods for adaptation, as if each region stall keeper presented the eruption growth...... 今天,影子城的狂欢节仍然在持续着,对长达14天的连续节日而言,现在一切只是个开头而已,没有人会嫌这样的庆典过长,来自诸界的来客沉浸在光怪陆离却又奇妙无比的世界中,每时每刻都会有新的惊喜,相对帝国所掌握的领土和名下的万族数量,十四天的展示时间甚至只能用仓促来形容,不少世界在有限的展示平台中甚至根本抢不上一席之地,这就催生出了不少流动摊贩街头艺人之类的事物,对于这些虽然有些违规但同样是狂欢节客人的闲散人士,我们不能用跟对付西卡罗盗版团伙一样的手段来镇压,于是这两天城管们真是辛苦了,尤其是在经过了两天适应期的今天,似乎各地摊贩呈现爆发式增长了呢…… „- Why good to drink tea the sleeping number money gear hobbing machine...... so to be busy Oh!!” “啊啊-好想喝茶睡觉数钱滚床……为什么会这么忙啊啊！！” Is leading Shandora and Qianqian inspect various areas time, we met by chance Hakurei Reimu that is on duty, the red and white witch who the violent has soon walked is not attending to brandishes in the hand the governing coin to scatter vividly one group of loafing artists of main road jamming, the mouth has been kyoodling quickly completely. 领着珊多拉和浅浅巡视各区的时候,我们偶遇了正在值班的博丽灵梦,已经快要暴走的红白巫女正在不顾形象地挥舞手中御币驱散着已经快把大路完全堵塞的一群游荡艺人,嘴里哇哇乱叫着。 Under our onlookings, big management Hakurei Reimu used for several minutes then successfully to regain the order of this street, but young girl seemed to have no the sense of achievement, but had a yawn lazily, a depression of face: „Good tired......, although has the wages, but good tired...... really somewhat to fondly remember right to sweep then to drink tea the bask in the sun day in shrine time left Saosao , started to be loaf......” 在我们的旁观下,大城管博丽灵梦用了几分钟便成功恢复了这条街道的秩序,但少女似乎对此没有任何成就感,只是懒洋洋地打了个哈欠,一脸的郁闷:“好累……虽然有工钱,但还是好累……果然有些怀念在神社时候左扫扫右扫扫然后喝茶晒太阳的日子了,嘛,开始偷懒吧……” „cough cough, Reimu.” I really cannot tolerate, coughed behind the red and white witch suddenly. “咳咳,灵梦。”我实在看不过去,在红白巫女背后突然咳嗽了出来。 „Oh!” front young girl same fled like the frightened rabbit immediately, then turned head to rub to retrocede several meters, „when your you...... you...... I have not been loaf absolutely absolutely said! Has not thought absolutely the outstanding class goes to the Sylvia shop to drink tea to eat the dessert to wear down to get off work secretly in entrance bask in the sun leisurely and carefree......” “哇啊！”面前的少女顿时如同受惊的兔子一样窜了起来,然后扭头蹭蹭蹭地后退了好几米,“你你你……你什么时候……我绝对绝对没有偷懒啊的说！绝对没有想到偷偷翘班去希尔维亚的小店里喝茶吃点心在门口晒太阳悠闲地消磨到下班……” Your saliva got down! 你口水都下来了！ I know completely present young girl is what character, fears the trouble extremely, encountering a difficulty to be able lazy to drag to tow lazily, when fantasy township in having no recourse to trouble in more and more big situation to solve the mutation, because and solution mutation will not have the reward quite to have the complaint, now daily fixed time coming and going to work in Shadow City, will also during happen to meet the management busiest carnival, she can work honestly is strange! 我完全知道眼前的少女是个什么性格,极端怕麻烦,遇事能懒就懒能拖就拖,就连在幻想乡的时候都只是在迫不得已麻烦越来越大的情况下才会去解决异变,而且还因为解决异变没有报酬而颇有怨念,如今在影子城里每天定时上下班,还正好遇上城管们最忙的狂欢节期间,她能老实干活才怪了！ However this fellow also a little foundation sense of responsibility, is at least loaf each time after the responsible block goes on patrol, this makes me always turn a blind eye to her, now naturally to not looking for trouble. 不过这家伙至少还有点基础责任心,每次偷懒都是在自己负责的街区巡逻完毕之后,这才让我始终对她睁一只眼闭一只眼,现在当然也不是冲着找麻烦来的。 „Does not deduct your wages, how do I ask that monster fox girl?” “不扣你工资,我来问问那个妖狐女孩怎么样了？” „What, is not deducted from wages, frightens me to jump,” Hakurei Reimu reveals the appearance that relaxes immediately, so long as if the wages preserved this World to be the same on peace throughout the country, „it is said still in the stupor, must wait for several days later can wake, purple is taking care of her......” “什么嘛,原来不是扣工钱啊,吓我一跳,”博丽灵梦顿时露出松一口气的模样,仿佛只要工资保住这个世界就天下太平了一样,“还在昏迷吧,据说要等几天以后才能醒过来呢,紫正在照顾她……” „How was person closed/pass in the medical cabin looks after?” “人被关在医疗舱里怎么照顾？” „...... Oh! purple quite sly! Her outstanding class!” “……啊！紫好狡猾！她翘班！” I fellows who did not have the staff to sneak away voluntarily momentarily despair to these two! 我已经对这两个毫无员工自觉随时溜号的家伙绝望了！ Obtains Yakumo Ran also in the stupor news, I also cancelled the thought that goes to the medical center to visit, after the Reimu farewell that read unceasingly broken, I and Shandora, Qianqian walked toward g- Area 77 together. 得到八云蓝还在昏迷的消息,我也打消了去医疗中心探望的念头,跟不断碎碎念的灵梦告别之后,我和珊多拉、浅浅一起向g-77区走去。 Finally, we must see in that legend finally the most flagitious sports field. 终于,我们终于要看到那个传说中最凶残的比赛场了。 g- Area 77, a joint exhibition region, is an exhibition region that is used to conduct the competitive project, here organizer was Azeroth World and new Eden federation, the participant included at least 20 World more than 40 teams, naturally, this was not the pit father's place, the pit father's place is...... competition is the electronic skill. g-77区,一个联合展区,也是一个用来举办竞争性项目的展区,这里的主办方是艾泽拉斯世界以及新伊甸联邦,参与者包括了至少二十个世界的四十余个代表队,当然,这不是坑爹的地方,坑爹的地方是……这里举办的竞赛项目是电子竞技。 Didn't understand? Good, the star x strives for hegemony, the Demon Beast x tyrants, fist sovereign 20 xx, the evil x prepares...... 不理解？好吧,星x争霸,魔兽x霸,拳皇20xx,罪恶x备…… I have thought own Qianqian's head proposes something new and different enough, ten thousand didn't expect, in remote different World, actually also exists compared with the genius who the Qianqian head must be able car race, you said how that does help the race leader think of this? 我一直以为自家浅浅的脑袋就已经够标新立异了,万没想到,在遥远的异世界,比浅浅脑袋还要能飙车的天才人物竟然也是存在的,你说那帮种族领袖是怎么想到这茬的？ To the exhibition region several hundred meters, we have also been able to hear the noisy shout and exciting heavenshaking music that the front hear, waited till the nears, presents before us is the ebullition scene of sea of people, the coming from each World audience was filled with this also to want the great open-air locations compared with Beijing National Indoor Stadium, cheered for the player of respective support, in the locations was arranged the innumerable large projection systems, live real-time transmitted the competition of arena kernel range to fellow audience in front, I and Qianqian they rushed , a new competition just started. 离展区还有好几百米,我们就已经能听到前方传来的沸反盈天的呼喊声和激动人心的震天音乐,等到了近前,呈现在我们面前的更是人山人海的沸腾场面,来自各个世界的观众挤满了这个比国家体育馆还要宏大的露天场地,为各自支持的选手加油助威,场地内被布置了无数个大型投影系统,将赛场核心区的比赛实况实时地传送到各位观众面前,我和浅浅她们赶到的时候,一场新的比赛才刚刚开始。 The current event is the Demon Beast striving for hegemony semifinal, the player is...... the Azeroth team and Azeroth team. 正在进行的比赛项目是魔兽争霸半决赛,参赛选手是……艾泽拉斯代表队和艾泽拉斯代表队。 Looks player showdown list and following annotation that in the midair above the big projection present, I felt that my world outlook is collapsing gradually. 看着半空中大投影上面呈现出来的选手对决名单和下面的注释,我感觉自己的世界观正在逐步崩溃。 mother, couldn't your really matter find? 尼玛,你们是真的一点事情都找不到了是吧？ The voice of host reverberates sky over the arena: „Fellow ladies gentlemen! Various coming from World honored guests! The exciting moment arrived, semifinal, one competitions that decides four team staying or going, will soon launch! Am I the host of this competition, Tecos? Finley, first, making us introduce a next today's player: coming from Du grand Tull's great demon player, Seragin? Does Dull, choose the person clan that he most excelled at as always, the Human Race player in coming from violent Wind City, Hilda? Du root, still chose for not the dead clan that he brings the innumerable field victories! The player in coming from dark city, Sisak? The bone demon , Emperor blesses, his time chose dark night Pixie/Elf! After choosing the person clan is in unfavorable situation continuously, Mr. Sisak chooses dark night Elf Clan that he barely used! Is this one counter-attacks certainly?! Last, dark night Pixie/Elf player Moore? Packing, Emperor name! Random! Moore player chose unexpectedly randomly! Today's competition was too interesting! Two players made let the person chest cavity being dumbfounded choice! Emperor is gazing at you! You must be responsible for your choice! Let us have a look, the player who today these four arrived at the semifinal actually must bring how the splendid contention for us, is the person clan of great demon to be actually fierce, Human Race does not die powerful, is dark night Pixie/Elf in Forsaken hand is sly, race that dark night Pixie/Elf comes out randomly scores an upset, Oh, this competition...... this competition too tested the host simply...... Raynor! No matter my tongue used, changes you to come!” 主持人的声音在赛场上空回荡起来:“各位女士们先生们！来自各世界的嘉宾们！激动人心的时刻到来了,半决赛,一场决定四支队伍去留的比赛,即将展开！我是本场比赛的主持人,泰克斯?芬利,首先,让我们介绍一下今天的参赛选手:来自杜隆塔尔的巨魔选手,塞拉金?达尔,一如既往地选择了他最擅长的人族,来自暴风城的人类选手,希尔达?杜根,仍然选择了为他带来无数场胜利的不死族！来自幽暗城的选手,希沙克?骨魔,哦,皇帝保佑,他这次选择了暗夜精灵！在选择人族连续失利之后,希沙克先生选择了他很少使用的暗夜精灵族！这是一场绝地反击吗？！最后一位,暗夜精灵选手凡摩尔?盘根,哦哦皇帝的名义！随机！凡摩尔选手竟然选择了随机！今天的比赛太有趣了！两位选手做出了让人膛目结舌的选择！皇帝注视着你们！你们要为自己的选择负责！让我们看看,今天这四位走到了半决赛的选手究竟要为我们带来怎样精彩的角逐,究竟是巨魔的人族厉害,还是人类的不死强大,是被遗忘者手中的暗夜精灵狡猾,还是暗夜精灵随机出来的种族爆冷,天哪,这场比赛……这场比赛简直是太考验主持人了……雷诺！我舌头不管用了,换你来！” Your younger sister, no matter uses far more than is Tecos's tongue, my brain followed to tie a knot. 你妹的,不管用的何止是泰克斯的舌头,我的脑子都跟着打结了。 „A'Jun A'Jun...... I felt a little dizzy.” “阿俊阿俊……我感觉有点晕。” Qianqian eyeful is the mosquito-repellent incense circle, entrains my arm to make an effort to sway, „who their is with whose Ah?” 浅浅满眼都是蚊香圈,拽着我的胳膊用力晃荡,“他们这是谁跟谁啊？” You asked that my I asked who goes! The words saying that even Qianqian felt to faint, has the chaotic degree of this competition really broken through the horizon? 你问我我问谁去！话说连浅浅都感觉晕了,这场比赛的混乱程度果然已经突破天际了么？ at this moment, this super confusion made the person egg want the broken competition to open sorely, the player in field had been covered by sound-insulated knot, to prevent cheering of outside to disturb its normal display, but outside, the audience of blotting out the sky had quickly formed several camps, starting various shouted abuse in public- the electricity that this absolutely were in history most formidable competed the competition, various we not only one group of chaotic players, audience of one crowd of fighting strength n plus signs, you had a look at that side that flock of beasts *** mother, in the hand is lifting the great demon player ultra painted a portrait largely, one side brandished. At the same time shouts to shout „for alliance” scene, you have a look here one crowd of violent Wind City Cheering squads, in the hand to wave the flag of not dead clan again, on chicken blood mountainous cry tsunami: „Kills Human Race”, this scene...... 这时候,这场超级混乱让人蛋疼欲碎的比赛已经拉开了帷幕,场上的选手已经被隔音结界笼罩起来,以防止场外的欢呼干扰到其正常发挥,而在场外,铺天盖地的观众已经迅速组成了好几个阵营,开始各种骂街-这绝对是史上最强悍的电竞比赛,我们不但有一群各种混乱的参赛选手,还有一群战斗力n个加号的观众,你看看那边那群兽***妈,手里举着巨魔选手的超大幅画像,一边挥舞一边扯着嗓子喊“为了联盟”的场景,你再看看这边一群暴风城拉拉队,手里挥舞着不死族的旗帜,一个个鸡血上头地山呼海啸:“干掉人类”,这场面…… Director, I request to execute the organizer, ok? 导演,我要求毙掉主办方,行么？