Chapter 672
第672章Scallionwarrior
葱斗士Pleasemustbelieveme, anythinggivesLilinato manageyou to havetwoconsiderations.
请务必相信我,任何事情交给莉莉娜办你都要有两手考虑。First, thisgirlwill certainly complete the task, becausesheat leastalsoobedient.
首先,这丫头一定会完成任务,因为她至少还听话。Next, shewill certainly complete the lots beyond duty, becausesheis unchaste.
其次,她一定会完成任务之外的很多东西,因为她毫无节操。Burns downbusiness planningbooks of thatvariouspitfathers'fromvarioussignificances, Ithought that was much better, then the bigbasketfromdeskchildinheldLilina, ignored this girl'sfranticprotestto dance with joy, itsoneaccording to chair.
烧掉那份从各种意义上来讲都各种坑爹的企划书,我觉得心情好多了,然后从办公桌旁边的大筐子里将莉莉娜提溜出来,不顾这丫头的疯狂抗议手舞足蹈,将其一把按在椅子上。„Heregaveyou!”
“这里交给你了!”„Eldest childbullies the person!”
“老大欺负人!”„Nonsense! Thisis I have been workingto the presentfromgetting up early! What did youbesidesdisturbinggiveto toss aboutoutside such a pitfather'sbusiness planningbookalsoto dowhile convenient?”Ithumpon the Lilinahead, „do not remain anything in any case, hurriesto solve the smallthings of thesegoose bumps, laterseveraldaysalsogoodrelaxed.”
“废话!这从早起到现在一直是我在干活吧!你除了捣乱顺便给折腾这么一个坑爹的企划书之外还干了点啥?”我在莉莉娜脑袋上咚地一下,“反正不剩什么东西,赶紧把这些鸡毛蒜皮的小事情解决掉,以后几天也好轻松点。”Lilinais flat the mouth, bright and intelligentbigeyesvisitsme, what a pityevery daywasto letvariousLolisproutedIhad had the immunitytothis degree ofacting cuteonly, afterhas sneaked awayon a morningfalseLoliheadhad shotonenext, Iturn headto flash the person.莉莉娜扁着嘴巴,水汪汪的大眼睛看着我,可惜每天净是让各种萝莉萌来萌去的我早已对这种程度的卖萌产生了免疫力,在已经溜号了一上午的伪萝莉脑袋上弹了一下之后,我扭头闪人。In the family/homethathelp/ganghappyexcessivefellowalso is really, very early in the morningrannot to have the shadow, Shandoraalsoafterhearing a volume of conference sitesomehad the newchefcompetitionto look for foodspeedily, hadLilina that rested unable to runblurryremainingme, finallySivisone, looks the leadership that at presentonlyremainsat that timewas movedwas moved to tears: „, Myyour majesty, youcertainly and otherreport! Thiswas the first-dayinformation that yesterdaycollected, pleaseglance.”
家里那帮欢乐过头的家伙也真是的,大清早一个个都跑了个没影,就连珊多拉也在听说集会场某地有新的厨师大赛之后一溜烟地觅食去了,就把我还有个睡迷糊没能跑出去的莉莉娜给留了下来,结果西维斯一来,看着眼前仅剩的领导当时就感动的热泪盈眶:“啊,我的陛下,您一定是在等我的报告吧!这就是昨天收集来的首日情报,请您过目。”
...... AlthoughIknow that Onee-samayouarelookedIrestsinksis not willingto disturb, butthisresultalsoreallydepressed.
……虽然我知道姐姐大人你们是看我睡的沉不愿意来打扰,但这个结果也委实让人郁闷了点。In the pastgot up earlyalwayshadSuigintouand her group of younger sistersasks itselfto get out of bed, since the carnivalstarted, eventheirhow many will the attentionalso shiftfrom the dayfallingbox?
往常早起的时候总有水银灯和她那一堆妹妹叫自己起床,不过自从狂欢节开始之后,连她们几个也将注意力从天降之箱上转移开了么?„Anveena!”Said that waseveryonegoes outto play, actuallyalsonot complete, at leasthad a life the maid who likedgoing outdefinitelynot to remainat home, greetedonesomein the living roomloudlyalmostafterthishouseformed the maid of assembly, from the living roomby the bigclothes closet of wallonreallybroadcastcrash-bang the sound, then a swarthysmallheadpoked head from the cabinetedge.
“安薇娜!”说是所有人都出去玩了,其实也不尽然,至少有个死活不喜欢出门的女仆是肯定留在家里的,在客厅里大声招呼一声某个几乎和这座房子形成组合体的女仆之后,从客厅靠墙的大立柜上面果然传来了哗哗啦啦的声音,然后一个黑不溜秋的小脑袋从柜子边缘探出头来。At that timeThrallsawAnveenaonceto lose one's voiceto call out in alarm: „Medivh! Youhowhere?!”
当时萨尔看见安薇娜曾失声惊呼:“麦迪文!你怎么在这里?!”Factsshowed, the Anveena'scosplaylevel is really the ultragodlevel.
事实证明,安薇娜的cosplay水准真是超神级的。BigRaven on cabinetsearched the headto look atfollowingone, immediatelythrowsto divesevere, thenin the groundwas thincrash-banghitsseveralto roll the safe landing: InitiallyifMedivhcansellto sprout/moein front ofTeraNurse, perhapsperhaps...... he first few wordscannot say that made one throwing.
柜子上的大乌鸦探着脑袋看了下面一眼,立刻扑棱棱地俯冲下来,然后在地上稀里哗啦地打了好几个滚才安全着陆:当初麦迪文要是能在泰瑞纳斯面前这么卖个萌,说不定……说不定丫连第一句话都说不完就让人给扔出去了。„Main...... master!”Turned into the human formAnveenato be thrown into confusionin a green lightreorganized not the disorderlyclothes, raised the skirtto salutetome, butmya few wordsmadeherevaporategracefully a cleanness: „Goesat the carnivalto strollwithme.”
“主……主人!”在一阵绿光中变成人形的安薇娜手忙脚乱地整理了一下并不凌乱的衣服,冲我提裙行礼,不过我一句话就让她的这份优雅蒸发了个干净:“跟我去狂欢节上逛逛吧。”„Hey?”youngmaidcalls out in alarm, is quite then the same as the innumerabledrilling, „piu”fleestonearbypillaron, the halfbodyfusestogetherwith the latter, makes the column, pillarnotalsoinappearance, „outside...... outsideanything! Toomouthmeowmaster!”
“啊诶?”小女仆惊呼出来,然后就跟无数次演练好一样,“piu”的一声窜到旁边的柱子上,半拉身子都跟后者融合在一起,做出柱在人在,柱子不在人还在的模样,“外……外面什么的!太口帕了喵主人!”
...... Thisgirlsfrightenedstartacting cute.
……这丫头都被吓的开始卖萌了。Idid not speak, waslookssmallGhost that cheerfullythislifeis not willingto go outflickeredin that thensuddenlycalled outloudly: „«MaidRules»Chapter 1 Section 8'sfourthparagraphisanything!”
我也不说话,就是乐呵呵地看着这个死活不愿意出门的小幽灵在那忽明忽暗,然后突然大声叫道:“《女仆守则》第一章第八节第四自然段是什么!”„Master said that must obey, the masterhopesmustachieve, the masteris correctforever, wrong can only beWorld!”
“主人说的必须服从,主人希望的必须做到,主人永远是正确的,错的只能是世界!”Isuddenlyfelt, not onlyformulatedthismouthrules the god of somemaidto be fierce, canlocatethesethingsto make concreteinoneself of someruleschapteralsosimplyistoofierce, thismayreally be the meaninglessskill.
我突然觉得,不只是制定出了这种口帕守则的某个女仆之神灰常厉害,就连能一口定位这些东西具体在守则某个章节的本人也简直是太厉害了,这可真是毫无意义的技能啊。„Wú-”Anveenasaid that knows the matter was unable to recall, herwithin the bodyflamingcombustion the soul of maidcannotmakehertolerateto defy the matter that the masterorders, moreoverinmasterfor the goodpremise, „good, the master, makingAnveenaprepare.”
“唔-”安薇娜说完就知道事情已经无法挽回,她体内熊熊燃烧的女仆之魂不能让她容忍违抗主人命令的事情,而且还是在主人是为了自己好的前提下,“好吧,主人,让安薇娜准备一下。”Snort, Ithought where youcanprepare to go! Saystodayin any casewhatI must makethisnot leavehomegrown, whenIgo to battledaresto go toShadow Cityto aid the youngmaidto goto see the sunlight!
哼,我看你能准备到哪去!反正今天说什么我也要让这个成年不出家门,只有在我出征回来的时候才敢去影子城接应一下的小女仆出去见见阳光!Is is not severetoAnveena, does not want the matter that forcesthisgirlto behernot to like, butIfelt, such importanthappyholiday, wheneveryonegoes outto play, making a Anveenapersonclean upat home, defended the vacant room( unmistakably) tooto be really pitifulalone.
不是对安薇娜严厉,更不是想要强迫这女孩做她不喜欢的事情,只是我觉得,如此重要的欢乐节日,在所有人都出去玩的时候,让安薇娜一个人在家里打扫卫生,独守空房(无误)实在太可怜了。Even ifthissmallGhostthought that will fillsense of securityat home, Ialsohope that shecancontactmoreoutside world, saidno matter how,Anveena'soriginfills the regrettableplace, shebefore one's death onceobviouslywasveryopengirl( speculationinoccasionalchatting), but after dying, thatseveral yearsdead spiritprofessionmadeherstay behindfearedto leave the trauma of roomextremely, thistraumaoutside the foodcorpseghostbydoorlay in wait from all sides, the timefearto producein the situation that leaving the roomthencanbe killedbeforeherwithout doubtat the point of death, now, this onlyshadowstilllingersinherheart, Even ifdid not say, I can also feeldreading in Anveenaheart.
哪怕这个小幽灵自己觉得在家里才会充满安全感,我也希望她能接触更多的外界,不管怎么说,安薇娜的出身都充满让人遗憾的地方,她在生前明明是个挺开朗的女孩(在偶尔的闲聊中推测),但死后那数年的亡灵生涯却让她留下了极端惧怕离开房间的心理阴影,这个心理阴影无疑是在她临死前被房门外的食尸鬼环伺、时刻恐惧于离开房间便会丧命的情况下产生的,现在,这唯一的阴影仍然萦绕在她心头,哪怕不说出来,我也能感受到安薇娜心中的忌惮。Professor of psychologyLilinatoldme, doing one -man showcausedmost importantPrime culpritcough cough whovariouspsychological diseasesdeteriorated, these wordsrevised to listenslightly.
心理学专家莉莉娜告诉我,闷骚是导致各种心理疾病恶化的首要元凶-咳咳,这句话稍微修改一下还是能听的。In brief, ifIwant the meansto makeAnveenagradually the learnedgo out of the room, realized the happiness under sunlight, only by doing so, shecaninthorough and heartthatlasthazesays goodbye. Thisgirlhad receivedtoomanypainstakingly, sincesheregards as the mastermenow, thenIhave the responsibilityto makeherliberatefrommyshackles.
总之,我要想办法让安薇娜逐渐学会走出房间,重新体会阳光下的欢乐,只有这样,她才能彻底和心中那最后一片阴霾告别。这个女孩已经受了太多苦了,既然现在她将我视为主人,那么我就有责任让她从自己的枷锁中解放出来。At least, whensideoneselfmaster, won't shethat be afraidoutside...... me to take back itselfa moment agothatpile of feelings?
至少,在自己主人身边的时候,她不会那么害怕外……我能不能收回自己刚才那一堆感想?„Anveena, did Isayyouas for?”
“安薇娜,我说你至于么?”Walksincollectionconference sitestream of peopleinsquare that ifweaves, Ilooked that in begins the bigbasketto feel an intermittentegghurts.
走在集会场人流如织的广场上,我看着手里的大笼子感觉一阵阵蛋疼。
The line of sight of all aroundgatheringeven morestrangeIhad said!
四周聚集起来的视线已经愈发诡异了啊我说!Rolls upin the enormousbirdcage, closelyis covering the headwith the wing, insomeenormousRavenmouthactuallysent out the young girlvoice, the soundis rapid, as ifinself-hypnosis: „Iam not afraid, IamonlyRaven, Iam not afraid, IamonlyRaven......”
蜷缩在巨大的鸟笼里面,用翅膀紧紧盖着脑袋,某个巨大乌鸦口中却发出了少女的嗓音,声音急促,仿佛是在自我催眠:“我不害怕,我是只乌鸦,我不害怕,我是只乌鸦……”Sidewalks an uncle who is raising the Kanariabirdcage, whichkind of placeWorldcrossing overreferendarylooks atsignthis of opposite partychest to be, thisuncleclearlydoes not knowme, butheknowsthatbird: „Reallyworthilyis the Empireperson, strolls accompanied by pet birddawdlessuchbig. This can Ravenhave in 3500 the magical skill?”
旁边走过来一个提着金丝雀鸟笼的老大爷,看对方胸口的牌子这应该是哪个类地世界的穿越者审查官,这老大爷明显不认识我,但他认识那鸟:“真不愧是帝国人诶,遛鸟都遛这么大个的。这乌鸦得有个三五百年道行了吧?”Anveenatrembledimmediately, rolls up the blackbigballin the basket: „Youcannot seeme, IamRaven, youcannot seeme, IamRaven!”安薇娜顿时更哆嗦了,在笼子里蜷缩成个黑色大球:“你们看不见我,我是个乌鸦,你们看不见我,我是个乌鸦!”
Are youRavenwithcannot have the 10 centsrelationsnot to knowinvisible! Goes backto make up the junior middle schoolphysicsto gotome!
你是不是乌鸦跟能不能隐形没有一毛钱关系知道不!给我回去补初中物理去!„Wú...... master, herepersonmany!”
“唔……主人,这里人好多!”Byme„wicked” the visionstares, Anveenatremblesimmediately, thistimedoes not dareto say the words, saidinmymindwith the spiritualconnectiondirectly.
被我“恶狠狠”的目光一瞪,安薇娜立刻更加瑟瑟发抖起来,这次连话都不敢说了,直接用精神连接在我脑海里说道。Heard that the claustrophobiaishowhownb, nowhas a look, opening the phobophobiais not weak.
都听说幽闭恐惧症是多么多么nb,现在看看,开放恐惧症也不弱啊。Sidethatunclehas not walked: „youngster, so should not be ominousto the bird, keeps birdslike the spiritual cultivation, theselittle bratfearnoisily, although your birdwasbig......”
旁边那老大爷还没走:“年轻人,对鸟别这么凶,养鸟如养心,这些小家伙都是非常怕闹的,虽然你这个鸟是大了点……”Icriedquickly: „Sir, mustbe all rightyouto go to that sideto discusswithCao Xueqinwill knock, my is really not the bird!”
我都快哭出来了:“大爷,要没什么事您去那边跟曹雪芹唠会磕吧,我这真不是鸟!”With great difficultythisuncle who buys the soy saucecoaxes, Iwas sighingat the same timehowSpace and Time Administrative Bureaualsohassuchbigagestaff, the unit that the retirement systemdoes not carry outishowmouth, a sideband the headachelookis looking that will placein the baskettobuild„sense of security”Anveena.
好不容易把这个打酱油的老大爷哄走,我一边感叹着怎么时空管理局还有这么大岁数的员工,连退休制度都不执行的单位是多么口帕,一边带着头疼的眼神看着将自己放在笼子里以营造“安全感”的安薇娜。Was defeatedbythisfellowcompletely, ordinaryno onetimemakeshercome outisthatdifficult, nownearouter space the so manyperson, Icanmakeherleavehomeam a miracle, thereforedo not intertwineRaven.
完全被这家伙打败了,平常没人的时候让她出来都是那么困难,今天外边这么多人,我能让她离开家门已经是个奇迹,所以就别纠结乌鸦不乌鸦的了。Accepts fatesighs, Iwill be loaded with the Anveena'sbigbasketto resisttoward the shoulderon, startto stroll accompanied by pet bird...... dawdle the maid.
认命地叹口气,我将装有安薇娜的大笼子往肩膀上一抗,开始遛鸟……遛女仆。Insomepassed throughsmall-scalestage, onegroup of alchemymastersare performingeachWorldall sorts of strange and unusualmaterial interchangemethod, causedfourMondaygroupsto cheer, Istole a glanceto look on the shoulder, somecovered the Ravenyounger sister of headto revealturning roundsmalleyeswith the wing, is watching the sound on stageinquite strangely.
经过的某个小型舞台上,一群炼金师正在表演各个世界千奇百怪的物质交换方法,引起了四周一群喝彩,我偷眼看了看肩膀上,果然,某个用翅膀盖着脑袋的乌鸦妹子露出了滴溜溜的小眼睛,正在好奇地看着台上的动静。
The fearturns over to the fear, Anveena is very curioustooutsideWorldyearnedvery much, ifthis pointhad not even determined that girl that forcesthisto fearto go outbrings, thatdoes not conform tomystyle.
害怕归害怕,安薇娜还是对外面的世界很好奇很向往的,假如连这一点都没有确定就强行这个惧怕外出的女孩带出来的话,那可不符合我的行事风格。„Anveena, relax, Isideyou, thereforehas a look outside Worldsafely.”
“安薇娜,放心吧,我就在你身边,所以安心看看外面的世界吧。”In the spiritualconnection, IsaidtoAnveena,at the same timeis also feelinginMental Worldspying on anotherpair of curiouseyestooutsideWorld: Little Kishouat this momentalsoawoke, afterawakeningownmotherAngel, little bratstartsinwhitehalothroughmyhand„to look at”outsideWorld. Is coaxing the maid, leads the daughter, in the feeling, oneselfalso are really superstay at home dad.
精神连接中,我对安薇娜如此说道,同时也感受着精神世界里面另一双好奇的眼睛对外面世界的窥探:小绮晶这时候也睡醒了,在叫醒了自己的天使妈妈之后,小家伙开始通过我手上的白色光环“看”外面的世界。哄着女仆,带着女儿,感觉上,自己还真是个超级奶爸呢。„Thanks the master,” the Anveena'ssoundpassed onoff and on, „Iknow the intention of master, sorry, Itoowillful......”
“谢谢主人,”安薇娜的声音断断续续地传了过来,“我知道主人的心意,对不起,我太任性了……”Ifeel relaxedsmile , compared with BubblesLin XueLilinathatthreedisasters, your calculates the moralregular scriptmodel.
我释然一笑,跟泡泡林雪莉莉娜那仨祸害比起来,你这算道德楷模型的。Carries the Ravenmaidto wander aboutin the happysea, is disregardingsurroundings„thatstrolling accompanied by pet birdrealnb”and so on appraisal, respondedinMental Worldoccasionally the fledglingsummon, explainednovelthing on the roadtocuriousLittle Kishou, suchplayingalso seemed interesting.
扛着乌鸦女仆徜徉在欢乐的海洋里,无视着周围“那个遛鸟的真nb”之类的评价,偶尔响应精神世界里雏鸟般的呼唤,给好奇的小绮晶讲解一下路上的新奇事物,这样的游玩似乎也挺有意思的。Howeverjustarrived on the halfway, myattentionsuddenlyby the petiteform that flushedstaggeringattracting.
不过刚走到半路上,我的注意力就突然被一个踉踉跄跄冲过来的娇小身影给吸引住了。Thatis the silver-graycoat, the blackminiskirt and blackstockings that wearas ifsailor suitimproves, on the sleeveshas the stylishmechanicalfeelingdecoration, keepsveryexaggeratinggreendoubleponytail, seeminglyneatlivelyyoung girl, but makes one have the strikingfeeling, is an opposite party, whento/clashesstaggering the bosomcloselyis also hugging a green onion......
那是一个穿着仿佛水手服改良来的银灰色上衣、黑色超短裙和黑色长袜,衣袖上有着独具风格的机械感装饰,留着非常夸张的绿色双马尾,看上去清爽活泼的少女,而更让人产生醒目感的,是对方在踉踉跄跄冲过来的时候怀里还紧紧抱着的一根大葱……
The Shadow City Subdistrict Academy Citysupermarketsells, non-transgenicpurenatural products, because ofplanternearWorld Tree, butstrangebig, by the generalMisakapet namesis„the scallionのking”...... volumeon a green onion.影子城学园都市超市有售,非转基因纯天然产物,因种植在世界之树附近而个头奇大,被广大御坂爱称为“葱の王”的……额就一大葱。CameShadow City such shorttime, mikuyouto exchange the new equipment?
来影子城才这么短时间,miku你已经换上新装备了吗?Hatsune MikuOh! that girl that without a doubt, thisis flushingentersabsolutelyrandomly
毫无疑问,这个正冲过来的女孩绝对就是乱入的初音miku啊!Has the speechlessandlittleunexpectedfeeling, Ivisualthisam holdingscalliongirlto clashfrom the frontslantingthorn, buthas calculated the positionahead of time, when the opposite partyarrives at the sidetimeputs out a handaccurately, Hatsune that will soon throw downentrained.
带着无语和一点点意外的感觉,我目视着这个抱葱女孩从前边斜刺里冲了过来,不过已经提前计算好了位置,等对方来到自己身边的时候才准确地一伸手,将即将摔倒的初音拽了起来。Visitsherto run oversuch, almost should also throw the streettohere: Behind you have the managementto pursue?
看她跑过来那样子,差不多到这里也该扑街了:你后面有城管在追吗?„Thanked...... thanks!”
“谢……谢谢!”Almost the full of admirationgirlas iffrightenedrabbitsamejumped, thenbows in thankstomeflustered, the headfollowingreaching as far as anklesDouble Horsefollowsvividlyis waving.
差点五体投地的女孩仿佛受惊的兔子一样蹦了起来,然后慌慌张张地向我鞠躬致谢,脑袋后面长达脚踝的双马尾跟着轻快舞动。„Do not run~ ~Iwill not injureyour!”
“不要跑嘛~~我不会伤害你的!”Distantshoutingmakesmestare, butfronthuggingscalliongirlhas a big shockimmediately.
一声远远的呼喊让我一愣,而面前的抱葱女孩则顿时大惊失色。Has a look atsurroundings, discoveredoneselfhave gone to the overwhelmingsquare, place that simplyhas not hidden, shealmostmustcryanxiously.
看看周围,发现自己已经跑到无遮无拦的广场上,根本没有躲藏的地方,她几乎都要急哭了。ButIseriouslylookto/clashesLittle Girlfromsquareanotherwith lightning speed: This of the clothesbywithmeHatsune that hugs the scallionto tremble are the same, was onlyoverallsmall 1st.
而我则表情木然地看着从广场另一头风驰电掣地冲过来一个小女孩:穿着打扮跟我旁边这个抱着葱瑟瑟发抖的初音一样,只是整体小了一号。„Hū...... to catch up withyou!”„SmallHatsune”rushes to the squareto stand firm, cannot attend to the reorganizationsomewhatdisorderlyclothes, then a green onionshowed the stance of interception, is this twoscallionclasses in legend?
“呼哈……追上你啦!”“小初音”冲到广场上站定,顾不上整理有些凌乱的衣服,便一手一根大葱地摆出了拦截的架势,这难道就是传说中的二葱流?PursuedgenuineHatsunehasexpressionresolutely, the handindoes not know that is used, whensingsItemto plan the scallion that goes hometo prepare foodcloselygripsto placein the waist, madepullCongshugesture. Immediately, in the airis filling the lightkitchentaste.
被一路追赶的正版初音则带着毅然决然的表情,将手中也不知是用来当演唱道具还是打算回家做饭的葱紧紧握住摆放在腰间,做出了个拔葱术的起手式。顿时,空气中都弥漫着淡淡的厨房味。„Wū wū, Worldis quite fearful, including, then the lovablescallionturned intothistype of terriblething.”
“呜呜呜,世界好可怕,连那么可爱的葱都变成了这种可怕的东西。”Anveena in basketcontinuesto roll up the spheroid, has fallen intoto the hell of green onion.
笼子里的安薇娜继续蜷缩成球体,已经陷入到大葱的地狱中去。Iwas unable to continue watchingtoat this momentfinallythoroughly, „Hatsune”pulls out a green onionto nipfromspace about more than tenmeterssmallalong, when the mouthmakesthreescallionclasses the gesture the decisivechargein the past, one wig on opposite partyheadpicked off.
我到这时候终于彻底看不下去了,在十几米开外的小“初音”从随身空间里又掏出一根大葱咬在嘴里做出三葱流起手式的时候果断冲锋过去,将对方脑袋上的假发一把拿掉。„Bubbles did youinvitefor quite a whilewithmefalsedothis?!”
“泡泡你跟我请了半天假就是干这个?!”Youhave not misread, thispursuesothersHatsunenot to know how longto run, but alsoperformstwoscallionclass/flowthreescallionclassesin the squaredisgracefully, a little girlflat and thin piece of cosplayappearance, oneselfthatalready the dwellingto the kid's mother who the quickdepthis poisoned.
你们没看错,这个追着人家初音不知道已经跑了多久,还在广场上丢人现眼地表演二葱流三葱流,一身cosplay打扮的小丫头片子,正是自己那已经宅到快深度中毒的孩子她妈。„Hey?her father? Originallyyoualso here Ah?”
“诶?她爸?原来你也在这儿啊?”Fromstartedinyoureyesnot to present the secondlifeformbesidesHatsunea moment ago?
从刚才开始你眼睛里就没出现除了初音之外的第二个生物吗?Is enduringto the opposite party the handblade13impulsionscontinually, IclampedfacedepressedBubblesin the armpitdelivered to front ofstill shakenmiku: „Apologizes!”
忍着给对方手刀十三连的冲动,我将一脸郁闷的泡泡夹在胳肢窝里送到了惊魂未定的miku面前:“给人赔礼道歉!”„Well?”Was madeto be confusedby the presentdevelopment, Hatsunesent outcalling out in alarm of surprise, whendiscovered after chasing a oneselfmorningbigfiendish personreallyalreadyby the uniform/subdue, sheas iffound the liberator the same as pray for rescueimmediately, „please...... pleasesaveeveryone! Everyonewas seizedbythisfearfulzoneodd person!”
“咦?”被眼前的事态变化弄得一头雾水,初音发出了诧异的惊呼,待发现追赶了自己一上午的大魔王真的已经被制服之后,她立刻仿佛找到救星一样求救起来,“请……请救救大家吧!所有人都被这个可怕的变装怪人抓走了!”I: „......”
我:“……”„Her father, youlistens tometo explain! Thisis only the interest of littlestudying!”
“她爸,你听我解释!这只是一点点研究上的兴趣!”„Interestyour younger sister!”
“兴趣你妹!”
My headblue veingrips the fistto drillon the Bubbleshead, „do youdo!”
我一脑袋青筋地攥起拳头在泡泡脑袋上钻来钻去,“你到底干啥呢!”Bubbleswas flat the smallmouth, the eyetearfulwas looking atmyoneeyes, lowered the headto mumble: „Reallyis only the research, wears all kinds ofclothestothem, shows all kinds ofpostures, makes all kinds ofpictures, then...... sucks in air through the teeth...... thento send to all kinds ofwebsitesto come up...... to suck in air through the teeth~ ~”泡泡扁着小嘴,眼泪汪汪地看了我一眼,低头嘟囔起来:“真的只是研究嘛,给她们穿上各种各样的衣服,摆出各种各样的姿势,拍下各种各样的照片,然后……吸溜吸溜……然后发到各种各样的网站上去……吸溜吸溜~~”Firsthalf a wordsaidalsonormal, whenlatterhalf a wordtime, thisgirlsalivacould not controlto flow.
前半句说的还正常,等到后半句的时候,这丫头口水都控制不住地流下来了。„Hey, hehe, this and that this that the originalresources, the absoluteoriginalresources, myBubblestakesseriesabtwostations, the systemto dominate the acgworld...... to suck in air through the teeth...... hey hey hey, Suigintoutheywere too sly, theseeasy that does not havefighting strengthcatch...... the pain!”
“嘿,嘿嘿,还有这样那样,这个那个,原创资源,绝对的原创资源,我泡泡要一统ab两站,制霸acg天下……吸溜……嘿嘿嘿,水银灯她们太狡猾了,还是这几个没有战斗力的容易抓到诶……啊痛!”Receives the reaching behind the backblade, Ipress the Bubbles'headto apologizetoHatsune of headquestion mark: „Extremelywas sorry that createdsuchtroubletoyou, yourbrothers and sistersare safe, pleasedo not misunderstand, this is really notintends!”
收回手刀,我按着泡泡的脑袋向一脑袋问号的初音致歉:“非常抱歉给你造成了这样的困扰,你的兄弟姐妹们已经安全了,请别误会,这个真不是有意的!”ButabsolutelyisBubblesintentionally.
但绝对是泡泡故意的。„Hey?”Hatsune, sincea moment agowas a faceconfusedcondition, nowlooked atmequite a while, thinksfinally***anything, the expression on facegraduallyenriched, untilexudedoneto call out in alarmfinally, „Oh!youwere not...... are notthat dayspeak...... Emperoryour majestyHey?”
“诶?”初音自从刚才就一直是一脸迷茫的状态,现在看了我半天,才总算想***什么,脸上的表情逐渐丰富起来,直到最后才发出一声惊呼,“啊!你不是……不是那天演讲……皇帝陛下诶?”Does not wantahead is so shockingconfirmedonlyfinallystatustimeuses the troubletoneto send outinterrogative sentenceOh!suchpasser-byto be easyI?
不要在前面那么震惊惟独最后确认身份的时候用那么困扰的语气发出疑问句啊!这么路人容易么我?„Right, Iamthat‚’.”Myfacenodded, Hatsunerespondedfor quite a whiledepressed, finallyremembersanythingto resemble, hurriesto stand at attention: „, That, that ew365q42fWorld, that...... thatis comingnamedanything......, referendary, practicereferendaryHatsune Miku, then...... thenthatanything......”
“没错,我就是那个‘诶’。”我一脸郁闷地点点头,初音反应了半天,才终于想起什么似的,赶紧立正:“啊,那个,那个,第ew365q42f号世界,那个……那个叫什么来着……啊,审查官,见习审查官初音miku,然后……然后那个什么……”Myat this momentingoodover the face: Company workerfromraisingCapital Cityuncle of cagebirdtoyoung bloodHatsunesinging girl, neversuccubac.c. of old codgertoalchemytalentEdward? Eric, the Space and Time Administrative Bureauhuman resources departmentreallyworthilyis the department that Qianqianorganizes, yourelectingpersonstandardisto throw the dice?
我这时候都内牛满面了:企业员工从提笼架鸟的京城老大爷到青春活力的初音歌姬,从不老不死的魔女c.c.到炼金天才爱德华?艾里克,时空管理局人事部真不愧是浅浅一手组织起来的部门啊,你们的选人标准是扔色子的吗?Withmeeting by chance of Hatsuneis only a smallinterlude, the trauma that in view of the fact that the kid's mothercreatestothispitifulgirl, cannotothersthrow down, no matter, therefore the followingdistance, Iheld the post of the guidewillingly, leadingHatsuneto sauntereverywhereat the carnival.
跟初音的偶遇只是个小小的插曲,不过鉴于孩子她妈给这个可怜女孩造成的心理阴影,总不能把人家丢下不管,于是接下来的路程,我就自告奋勇地担任了向导,领着初音在狂欢节上到处转悠起来。On the shouldershoulders the attireRavenbigironbasket, pullsto look aroundoften the mouthto spit the astonishingopinionsingle-handedlydwellingLoli, a facewith the scallionwarrior who is frightened, the combinationeven is still so individualisticin the bustlingall sorts of strange and unusualvariousguest, Ithought that now a casualartistcame to our combinationpictureoil painting, pictureto call«That year, ThatPerson, ThatBird, ThatScallion».
肩膀上扛个装乌鸦的大铁笼子,一手牵着个东张西望不时口吐惊人言论的宅萝莉,身后跟着个一脸惊惶的葱斗士,如此组合即使在熙熙攘攘千奇百怪的诸界来客中也算特立独行,我觉得现在随便拉个艺术家过来就可以给我们这组合画幅油画,画名就叫《那年,那人,那鸟,那根葱》。Underpictureoneline of large characters: Told the person and naturalstory......
画面下加一行大字:讲述人与自然的故事……
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