Chapter 550
第550章roguemeetsDivine Technique流氓会神术„Yo, the boy, doeswell,” a smile of somefemaleroguefacelocal ruffiansample, collectedgrinningly, „Ifromdidn't expectyourXilingpersonpowerfultothissituation, amhigh rankGod Clan'sIhitunexpectedlysuchmiserably- because, althoughtens of millionsyearssealsmystrengthhas droppedmany, butyourskillwas also strongenough- hey, whatexpression is that? Do youalsowantto hit?”
“呦,小子,干得不错嘛,”某个女流氓一脸痞子样的笑容,笑嘻嘻地凑了过来,“我从没想到你们希灵人已经强大到这个地步,竟然把身为高阶神族的我打得这么惨-虽然由于数千万年的封印我的实力已经下降很多,但你的本事也够强了-喂,那是什么表情?你还想打?”„ThatalsoI can also moveam good,”like the outer spacefloating corpse„lying down”, I am showing the whites of the eyestonearbystrangefellowgenerallystiffly, „must first confirm that youdo not have the hostilityto be good, youalmostcollapsedto get rid ofmewithUniversea moment ago the eldest sister! Universecollapsing! How do youwantto come out?”
“那也得我还能动弹才行,”如同太空浮尸一般僵硬地“躺”着,我对旁边的古怪家伙翻了个白眼,“先得确认你没有敌意才行吧,刚才你可是差点用宇宙坍缩干掉我啊大姐!宇宙坍缩!你是怎么想出来的?”„Good, I apologize.”
“好吧,我道歉。”
The unusualhoodlumapology, letsmysurprise the refreshedcharacter, somefemaleroguedirectlyis90degreesbowing, „Iby the abyssenergy management, you were also knowna moment ago......, therefore the trivial matterdo not care.”
非常光棍地道歉,非常让我诧异的爽快性格,某女流氓直接就是一个九十度的鞠躬,“不过刚才我被深渊能量控制,你也知道咯……所以区区小事就别放在心上了。”Really, the natural dispositionisrogue.
果然,本性还是个流氓。„Nowwecanchatwell,”Iwantto change a posturewith effort, the ache of butfromeachcelltransmittingmademegive upthisaction that immediatelyhad the mtendency, „thankedyoua moment agothattrillionkilometersspace of squash, couldn't the search and rescueshipfindhere...... youto nametemporarily? Projects onusnot to introduce oneselfnow.”
“现在我们可以好好谈谈了,”我费力地想要变个姿势,但从每一个细胞里传来的疼痛让我立刻放弃了这个有m倾向的举动,“感谢你刚才一路压碎的那亿万公里空间,搜救船暂时是找不到这里了……你叫什么名字?打到现在咱们还没自我介绍呢。”„Shaymar Icetis Poisonwing, is really the troublesomename, myIdiotfather was really...... youasksmeIcetisto be OK,”saidIcetis„goddess”put out a handtome, thencarefreeentrained the arm that Icannotmoveto completethishistoricityto shake handwithanotherhand, how manyswayedback and forth, „what did youcall? The Xilingfriend who Iknow are really many, buthas not listened tothemto mentionyoursuchcharacter, properly speakingyouare so fierce, let aloneXiling Empire, inGod's Domainshouldalsobegreatfamous?”
“夏依玛尔?冰蒂斯?毒翼,啊,真是麻烦的名字,我那个白痴老爹真是……你叫我冰蒂斯就可以了,”自称冰蒂斯的“女神”冲我伸出手来,然后大大咧咧地用另一只手拽着我不能动弹的胳膊完成了这一次历史性握手,来回晃荡了几下,“你叫啥?我认识的希灵朋友还真不少,但从没听他们说起过你这样的人物,按理说你这么厉害,别说希灵帝国了,在神界应该也是鼎鼎有名的吧?”Sorry, myregistered permanent addressis the halfwaymakes up.
抱歉,我的户口是半路补上的。„CalledmeChen Junon the line, mysituationpossiblytroubled, could not explain,”floating corpsequite a while, Itried hardto grinto show the doubtfulsmileattemptedexpression, „XilingEmperor, the rookie...... Imustsay,youwere been too longby the time of seal, tens of millionsyear of timepassed by, youhave missed the lots, outsideWorld, is earth-shakingincludingourEmpire, sometimeIexplainedtoyouagainwell,Iverywantto knownowactuallyyourwhat’s going on, were youStar DomainGod Clan? Howcan...... by the sealin the core? Moreoverturned into the abysslifeform?”
“叫我陈俊就行,呃,我的情况可能麻烦点,解释不清,”浮尸了半天,我努力咧开嘴露出了疑似微笑未遂的表情,“希灵皇帝,新人……我得说,你被封印的时间太长了,数千万年时光过去,你已经错过了很多东西,外面的世界,包括我们的帝国都已经天翻地覆,有时间我再跟你好好解释,我现在倒是挺想知道你这是怎么回事的,你是星域神族吧?怎么会……会被封印在地核里?而且还变成了深渊生物?”„Oftenfluttersin the rivers and lakes, wherecannot be stabbed,”roguegoddesshum humtwo, „are notgoing to wartimewas knocked the staggering blow, ifaverage personIwill not respondhimabsolutely, butyoucalculatemysavior, toldhello/you good: Probably10 millionyearsare20 millionyearsare coming, IamthisUniversemanagementgod, at that timehad the seriousabyssintrusion event, em, the fight happened is numbering the 68 ed 3 r 0 f 3 x 55galaxy, thenabyssenergywithinsanesamewelled upsimplyfrom the front door, weare overwhelmed by sheer numbersradically, thatis the most aggrievedwar that the old ladyfightsfor a lifetime, # ¥ # % ¥...... % #, thatcalled a frigidity, afterwardyou can also guess correctly, wewere finished, but where the abyssalsoverywent, Ioffered sacrificesownbody, usedbyclosing the gate of abyss, onwasyouseeslike this..”
“常在江湖飘,哪能不挨刀,”流氓女神哼哼了两声,“不就是打仗的时候被敲了闷棍嘛,要是一般人我绝对不会搭理他,不过你怎么也算我的救命恩人,就告诉你好啦:大概一千万年还是两千万年前来着,我还是这个宇宙的管理神,那时候发生了严重的深渊入侵事件,恩,战斗就发生在编号68ed3r0f3x55的星系,当时的深渊能量简直跟疯了一样从大门里涌出来,我们根本寡不敌众,那是老娘一辈子打的最憋屈的仗,#¥#%¥……%#的,那叫一个惨烈,后来你也能猜到了,我们完蛋了,不过深渊也好不了哪去,我献祭了自己的身体,用以关闭深渊之门,喏,就是你看到的这样。”
The opposite partyslipped off the longglove on oneselfhand, revealshas extendedfromownshouldertoblackRune of back of the hand, Ihad roughly guessed correctly,theseRunepossiblyproliferatedherwhole body.
对方褪下了自己手上的长手套,露出从自己肩膀一直延伸到手背的黑色符文,我大致已经猜到,这些符文可能遍布了她的全身。„BlackRune on thisbodyisthesechains, theyhave extended, nails tight the meandabyssgate of togetheronenormousoffering sacrificesplatform, buttheyuseless...... the secondarygods of mythesealsosurvivalonestablishseveral thousandsealsinmycorpse ’ now ‚, finallytheyshouldalsodefer tomyorderto conduct the sympathatic detonation, established a barrier that withowncompletesurvivingenergycoversin the coreouter layer, Haha, is really epicis heroical, right? Thatabsolutelyis the firmestseal that Imake, buttens of millionsyearspassed byafter all, barrier that no mattertheseGod ClanSoldierskeletonscompose, seal that mybodyforms, as iffeebletoomany...... ininitialseveral millionyearsI can also withbe nailed tighttogether the gate of abyssto getseveral, is aboutseveral millionyearslater, the strength that Imovedid not have, the abyssafterthatgoesevidently, butenteredoccupiedmybody, thenslowlyrecovered, theyonwere the lowthinglike this, my¥ #...... % ¥, had the opportunityI. Mustlook forgate of the abyssto pokeseveralholestothaton! Youbombardedlooked at the decreasing progressivelyparameter of Universebackground radiation, Ihave really not known that has passedsuchfor a long time...... alsocalculatesyourboywas lucky, the gate of abyssinitiallywecoped withwas a superaggregation, evenGod Clanis unable itto eliminate, but can only the seal, youhappen topickthousands ofyearsactuallymissed, when the old ladyanditspelledweaklytogethergot the gate, the meritcalculatedmylarger part......”
“这副身体上的黑色符文就是那些锁链,原先它们一直延伸出去,将我和深渊之门一起钉死在巨大的献祭平台上,不过现在它们都没用了……我那些还幸存的从属神明就在我的‘尸体’上建立了数千层的封印,最后他们应该还按照我的命令进行了殉爆,用自己的全部残存能量建立了一个笼罩在地核外层的屏障,哈哈,真是史诗般壮烈,对吧?那绝对是我制造出来的最坚固的封印,不过毕竟数千万年过去了,不管是那些神族士兵们的尸骸组成的屏障,还是我自己的身体形成的封印,似乎都已经衰弱了太多……最初的几百万年里我还能和被钉死在一起的深渊之门打上几架,不过几百万年后,我就连动弹的力气都没了,看样子深渊就是在那之后趁虚而入占据了我的身体,然后慢慢恢复元气,它们就是这样的下三滥玩意,我¥#……%¥的,有机会我还得找个深渊之门给那上面戳几个窟窿!要不是被你们一炮轰出来的时候看了看宇宙背景辐射的递减参数,我还真不知道已经过去这么久了……也算你小子幸运,当初我们对付的深渊之门可是个超级聚合体,连神族都无法将它消灭而只能封印,你倒是正好捡了个千万年的时间差,在老娘和它拼到一块虚弱的时候打上门来,功劳算我一大半哦……”Sirgoddess who at presentthishas the young girlbeautifulappearancehaswithitssemblanceclearlyoppositebadcharacter, carefreehad been describinginsufficientlyhermanner, pours more likefullfemalerogue, as shemumbledtellsoneselfexperience, Iam not actually abletothata series oflimiting stage, evenhit the codelevel the terminologyto conduct tsukkomi/ridicule, finally, Ievenwantedfilled with deep veneration.
眼前这个拥有少女美丽容貌的女神大人拥有着与其外表截然相反的恶劣性格,大大咧咧已经不足以形容她的举止,倒更像是个十足的女流氓,但随着她嘟嘟囔囔地讲述自己的经历,我却丝毫无法对那一系列限制级,甚至打码级的用语进行吐槽,最后,我甚至要肃然起敬。Issuchfemalerogue, whenfacing the abyss, chose the ratioto perish togetherresolutelyalsowants the heroicalresult: Nails tightownbodyforeveronsealing the stone for lithographing, fetters the gate of thatdestructionwith the completespirit, butherpastSoldierevenallsympathatic detonation, built a enormoustombto detainall these, thousands ofyears, Iam unable to imaginethisamwhatconcept, butsheshoulderedthatseveral thousandsealto supportalonetens of millionsyears, althoughhereffortfailedfinally, establishedinher„skeleton”oncivilization also destruction, butfacingthisfemale„person”, Icanproduceonly thenadmired.
就是这样一个女流氓,在面对深渊的时候,毅然选择了比同归于尽还要壮烈的结局:将自己的身体永远钉死在封印石上,用自己全部的精神来束缚那座毁灭之门,而她昔日的士兵甚至全体殉爆,建立了一个巨大的坟墓来关押这一切,千万年,我根本无法想象这是个什么概念,但她就这么背负着那数千层的封印独自支撑了数千万年,尽管最终她的努力还是失败了,一个建立在她“尸骸”上的文明也随之覆灭,但面对这个女“人”,我能产生的还是只有敬佩。Ihad not suspectedto the words that thisfemale„person”spoke,shedoes not needto deceiveme, whatis more important, knowsfromDellathereme,similarmatteris not infrequentin the God Clan'srecordradically: The godsdo not refuse stubbornlyto extinguish, Star DomainGod Clandied in battle the gods who orwas missingalmost is completely thissituation, perishes togetherwith the abyssor and enemycommonseal, thesehave the values that Idefinitelyam unable to understandwill have the dedication spiritto regard the naturalthingpowerful, evenat presentthisstrangegoddess is still same.
对这个女“人”说的话我并没有怀疑,她没必要骗我,更重要的是,从叮当那里我知道,类似的事情在神族的记载中根本不在少数:神明不死不灭,星域神族战死或失踪的神明几乎全部是这种情况,与深渊同归于尽或者将自己和敌人共同封印,这些拥有我完全无法理解的价值观的强大存在将献身精神当成了理所当然的东西,即使眼前这个性格古怪的女神也是一样。Thisisonegreat, noble, selfless, brave, just likemilestone...... rogue.
这是一个伟大的,高尚的,无私的,勇敢的,宛若丰碑般的……流氓。„Hey, the boy, whatlook is your? Stares atmeto do?”Femalerogueflung the hair of reaching as far as ankles, suddenlyshytwo did, „have a liking forus? The concubinebodywasmore than ten millionyearshas not combed the hair and wash the faceto dress up, were youearnest?”
“喂,小子,你那是什么眼神?盯着我干啥?”女流氓甩了甩长达脚踝的头发,突然扭捏两下,“看上咱了?妾身可是上千万年都没有梳洗打扮了,你是认真的?”Good, admires, she was still femalerogue, moreover- seemingly was detainedtoofor a long time, spiritalready not normalfemalerogue.
好吧,敬佩完毕,她仍然是个女流氓,而且-貌似还是个被关押了太长时间,精神已经不正常的女流氓。Ifgoddesssince birthisthischaracter, thatentireStar DomainGod Clan is really...... personalthinks,DellaenoughentireGod's Domainis sad.
假如一个女神生来就是这种性格的话,那整个星域神族实在是……私人以为,一个叮当就已经够整个神界悲催了。„Said when myhandcanrestore?”
“说起来,我的手什么时候能恢复?”Looked that nearbyroguegoddessis peacefultemporarily, Irefer to the left hand that oneself are still not ableto move, nowgrieftoalsoinnext, only thenownleft hand, after a moment agoby the rayillumination of opposite partythatred, immediatelypasses out, nowseeminglydoes not needto hit, Imustaskwhat’s going on.
看旁边的流氓女神暂时安静下来,我指了指自己仍然无法动弹的左手,现在身上的伤痛到还在其次,只有自己的左手,刚才被对方那种红色的光芒照射之后立刻就失去了知觉,现在貌似不用打了,我得问问这是怎么回事。„, Iforgotthis,”Icetisthump thumpknockedtwoonownhead, entrainedmyarmkato turn, „said that reallystrange, were you Xilingperson? According totheirclassifiedways, youare the carbon-basedlifeform, are sorry,Ibreak offto play......”
“哦,我忘了这茬了,”冰蒂斯咚咚地在自己脑袋上敲了两下,拽过我的胳膊咔吧咔吧扭了起来,“说起来真奇怪嘿,你到底是不是希灵人?按照他们的分类方式,你是个碳基生物诶,啊抱歉抱歉,我就是掰着玩玩……”
Should Itrample her foot? Althoughis not an enemy, butat this momenttramplesfliesthis should the lifeform of seeming likegirlnot violate the law?
我应该踹她一脚吗?虽然已经不是敌人了,但这时候踹飞这个貌似女孩子的生物应该不犯法吧?„A moment agothatwas the curse, the principlecursed, Ihad deletedyouconceptually‚arm’thisorgan, thereforetreatedno matter how, thishandis unable again‚existence’, butgrasped the holy lighthigh-levelunit, for exampleyour...... the graciousness, the raven, ormysuchbrightgoddesscanveryeasydriving outthiscurse- handled!”
“刚才那个是诅咒啦,法则诅咒,我已经从概念上删除了你的‘手臂’这种器官,所以不管怎么治疗,这只手都无法重新‘存在’的,不过掌握圣光的高级单位,比如你们的……恩,渡鸦,或者我这样的光明女神可以很容易驱逐这种诅咒-搞定!”
The gentlewarmraysends outfromIcetis, submergesmywhole bodygradually, usedmerely for twoseconds, Ithenfelt that a scarrecovered.
柔和温暖的光芒从冰蒂斯手上散发出来,渐渐没入我的全身,仅仅用了两秒多钟,我便感觉一身的伤痕都复原了。„Injuryhad treatedtoyou, but the spiritualloss and physical exertionIdo not have the method, your Monstermental powerresults insimplydoes not make sense, ifmymost flourishing period can also giveyouto replyencouragingly, butyouroneselftry to find the solutionnow, in any casecould not die......”
“伤势已经给你治疗了,不过精神损耗和体力消耗我没法子,你这个怪物的精神力简直强得不像话,要是我全盛时期还能勉为其难地给你回复一下,不过现在你就自己想办法吧,反正死不掉的……”„, Very good.”Imovedonealreadycompletely the arm of restoration, feelscomfort that the griefdoes not havefrom top to bottom, isdelighted, didn't expectthisfemaleroguealsoveryloyalty, thinksoneselfthistimeat leastmustlosehalflife, after alltransformsVoid Creatureforcefully is almost the action of breaknecking, butmental powernearlydries upiskeepsmealmostfromrestoring the human form, didn't expectthisgoddessnamedIcetisis so good atcuring the woundunexpectedly, nowbesides the unprecedentedloss of mental power, onbody an issuedoes not have.
“呃,已经很好了。”我活动了一下已经完全复原的手臂,感受着浑身上下伤痛全无的舒爽,已经是喜出望外,没想到这个女流氓还挺义气,原本还以为自己这次至少得丢半条命呢,毕竟将自己强行转变成虚空生物几乎是玩命的举动,而精神力近乎枯竭更是让我差点无法恢复人形,没想到这个叫冰蒂斯的女神竟然如此擅长治愈创伤,现在除了精神力的空前损耗外,身体上已经一点问题都没了。„Right, yousaida moment ago you are...... brightgoddess?”
“对了,刚才你说自己是……光明女神?”
After the injuryrestores, Irememberthiskey question, how manyseconds before seeming like, thisfemaleroguenamedIcetissaid were oneselfbrightgoddess? Does the pitfather of thisinflationhave a premonitionsuddenlywhat's the matter?
伤势恢复之后我才想起这个关键问题,貌似几秒钟前这个名叫冰蒂斯的女流氓说自己是光明女神了吧?这种急剧膨胀的坑爹预感是怎么回事?„Right, brightgoddess!”Icetisis pointing at itselfwith the thumb, a pride of face, „high rankbrightgoddess, Icetisyour majestyiswe! Thatisgiven namegreat...... todaywe are also from an exchange of blows friendship grows, althoughyoulookveryfiercely, butis difficultguaranteeslaterhasto meet the troublesometime, when the time comesyoureport the name of old lady, otherdoes not dare saying that in10010Void NodelaterWorld, myIcetisnameisresounding, byperson who I acknowledged that so long assaid that myreal namecanobtain the immortalstrength, whodaresto askyouto troublecannot passwithmyIcetis......”
“没错,光明女神!”冰蒂斯用大拇指指着自己,一脸的骄傲,“高阶光明女神,冰蒂斯陛下就是咱!那可是大名鼎鼎的……今天咱俩也是不打不相识,虽然你看着挺厉害,但难保以后有遇上麻烦的时候,到时候你就报老娘的名字,别的不敢说,在10010虚空节点之后的世界里,我冰蒂斯的名字还是响当当的,被我承认的人,只要说我的真名就能获得永生的力量,谁敢找你麻烦就是跟我冰蒂斯过不去……”Looksat present after this face„you, mixesexpressiondementiaversiongoddesswithme”, Ifeelincomparablydisorderly.
看着眼前这个一脸“你以后就跟我混”表情的精神错乱版女神,我感觉无比凌乱。
The matter that can definitely confirmhasthree, first, thispasthero, noblegoddess, had produced the seriousdementiainthousands ofyearsseals, ifwere notthat can only say that the postsystem of examining and assessment of Star DomainGod's Domainletpersontears, second, thissaid that given nameresounding the fellowin10010nodelaterWorldhas not realizednowthatthousands ofyearsactually the differencehadwhatenough, shealsothinkslivedin a thatwhite clothingsuch as the snowround tripsuch as the windfierce combatcarries the brickto open the happyage of personbloodwooden scoop, as everyone knowsWorldmanagementgodfor no reason. Was absent from work without an excuse for 10 millionyears to be included the missingpopulation, third...... thisfellowreally acknowledged that oneselfwerebrightgoddess.
完全可以确认的事情有三件,第一,这个昔日的英雄,高贵的女神,已经在千万年的封印中产生了严重的精神错乱,如果不是那就只能说星域神界的岗位考核制度太让人泪目了,第二,这个自称在10010节点之后的世界里名号响亮的家伙现在还没意识到那千万年的时间差究竟足够发生什么,她还以为自己活在那个白衣如雪来去如风刀光剑影拎着板砖开人血瓢的美好年代,殊不知世界管理神无故旷工一千万年就要被列入失踪人口了,第三……这家伙真的承认了,自己是个光明女神。„Icetis...... young lady?”Ihesitatedto drawto fall into the stimulatedconditioninsanegoddess, „did youseem likedarkGod Clan?”
“冰蒂斯……小姐?”我犹豫着拉了拉已经陷入亢奋状态的疯女神,“你看上去是个黑暗神族吧?”Withis the interrogative sentence, butmyexpressionthatcalled an affirmation: MoninaIhave also seen, isn't darkGod Clanwhatgoodto distinguish? silver-haired, bloodpupil, whiteskin, whatis more importantisthat the darkstrength of in the bonessending out, thing that is unable to counterfeitcompletely, at presentthisIcetiswhole bodyisblackdark energy, only ifmymental powerhas discarded, otherwiserecognizesabsolutelywell.
用得是疑问句,但我的表情那叫一个肯定:莫妮娜我也见过,黑暗神族什么样还不好分辨?银发,血瞳,白皮肤,更重要的是那种从骨子里散发出来的黑暗力量,完全是无法作假的东西,眼前这个冰蒂斯浑身都是黑暗能量,除非我的精神力已经报废了,否则绝对认不错的。„Right, IamdarkGod Clan.”
“没错,我是个黑暗神族。”Opposite partycarefreeacknowledgment.
对方大大咧咧地承认了。„How do youbecomebrightgoddess?”
“那您老人家是怎么成光明女神的?”didn't expectonthese words, the Icetisfacewas black, thenbeing startleddayroared, shookme who quite a while unable to recoverdirectlyfrom the energeticsea:没想到就这一句话,冰蒂斯脸都黑了,然后惊天一阵咆哮,从精神海直接震的我半天缓不过劲来:„Didn't old ladyreportmistakenly the specialtyinitially?! Inthat the bastardbrain of help/gangmonitoring an examis the starinscription on stone tablet and bronze, isTheronsteel! IsDuranMoorehardeningcrystal! Transfers to another departmentdoes not let, the make-up testhas not let! Leaves schooltellsmyfatherdirectly! Said that anythingenteredYaoschoolnot to only permitto changespecialtycasually- whodoes not know that wasthatsadcountrysidetheological schoollightisincursonstudentnot saying that opened the schoolin the darkGod Clan'snative place, but also the brainopened a brightdepartmentremnantly, in the entire more than 2300yearsthatbrokenschoolincurredtostudyholy lightstudentisold ladyOh!wantsmanygood class origin and performancedarkGod ClanRadiant God Clan that was idle the eggto hurtto be drilledinitially the entire150yearsby200many, finallyhung the brightgoddesssignto graduateactuallyOh!from the school! The next doorisbustlingdarkKaaba Institute, thisholds«holy lightTheory»is dumbfoundedwith more than 20Teacheronme, thisdayIdo not recallOh!!”
“老娘不就是当初报错了专业吗?!那帮监考的混蛋脑子里都是星金石,都是塞隆钢!都是杜兰摩尔硬化晶!转系都不让,补考还不让!退学就直接告诉我老爹!说什么进了瑶光学院就不准随便换专业-谁不知道那是那悲催的乡下神学院光明系招不上学生才这么说的,在黑暗神族的老家开学校,还脑残地开了个光明系,整整两千三百多年里那破学校就招到一个学圣光的学生就是老娘啊!想当初多根正苗红的一个黑暗神族让两百多个闲着蛋疼的光明神族操练了整整一百五十年,最后硬是挂着个光明女神的牌子从学校毕业了啊!!隔壁就是热火朝天的黑暗圣堂学院,这头就我一个人捧着《圣光论》跟二十多个老师大眼瞪小眼,这种日子我才不要回忆起来啊啊啊!!”Sorry, youhave recalledcompletely.
抱歉,你已经全部回忆起来了。How can I say, onetypein any eventis the tsukkomi/ridiculeheaven-sent opportunity, butis incapable the subtlefeeling of tsukkomi/ridicule, thisreportmistakenlyspecializeddarkGod ClanbrightMissgoddess......
怎么说呢,有一种无论如何都是吐槽的天赐良机,但怎么也无力吐槽的微妙感觉呢,这位报错了专业的黑暗神族光明女神小姐……„Wú, saidis more relaxed,”Icetiswas a facewas resentfula moment ago, in an instantcloudy to clear, thenpattedmyshoulder, „misfortune does not come singly...... was not right, the good fortune never come in pairs...... was not right, was the weal and woeis variable, althoughthat more than 100years made one drillalmostdied, butourtalentinthatswayed, be not lookingisdarkGod Clan, Ifinallyby the entireschool districtresultranked the third, by the statusgraduation of brightgoddess, theysaid,thiswas a miracle! In affectedmyIdiotfatheris thincrash-bang.”
“唔哈,都说出来轻松多了,”冰蒂斯刚才还是一脸愤懑,转眼就多云转晴,然后拍了拍我的肩膀,“不过祸不单行……不对,福无双至……还不对,啊,是福祸无常,虽然那一百多年让人操练地差点死掉,但咱的天分在那摆着,别看是个黑暗神族,我最后还是以全学区排名第三的成绩,以光明女神的身份毕业的,他们都说,这是一个奇迹!感动的我那个白痴老爹稀里哗啦的。”Thatis, the entiretheological school more than 200brickprofessorsgathered roundyour one personto drill for 150years, was a pig should also learnGenesis.
那是,整个神学院两百多砖家叫兽围着你一个人操练了一百五十年,就是头猪也该学会创世纪了。„Moreoverthere is,” the Icetisstoryhas not ended, „whatimportant matter, althoughis not, but my miraclealsoinitiatedcrossraceto choose the specializedtideto comeafterward, studydestructiondivine natureRadiant God Clan, studies the lifedivine natureDragon Godclanand so on, thatwasIgraduatesmanyyearlatermatters, evenheard that had/leftfromeastern Area shrine...... Haha, what did youguess correctly? Had/LeftfoolsameGoddess of Life, entrance examinationtimedim-wittedlyregistered forWar Godto be specialized!! Haha, Hahaha...... alsoowedthatyoungsimpletonto gesticulate the half of the day, monitored an examTeacherto discoverherheightrootarrowno match for, Haha......”
“而且还有啊,”冰蒂斯的故事还没完,“虽然不算什么大事,但我这个奇迹后来还引发了一阵跨种族选专业的浪潮来着,学习毁灭神性的光明神族,研究生命神性的龙神族之类,那是我毕业很多年以后的事了,甚至听说从东神殿出了个……哈哈,你猜出了个啥?出了个笨蛋一样的生命女神,入学考试的时候傻乎乎地就去报考战神专业了!!哈哈,哈哈哈……还亏那小呆子比划了半天,监考老师发现她的身高连根箭头都比不上,哈哈……”I: „......”
我:“……”Premonition that thistypeemergessuddenlywhat's the matter? WhyIfirstthought......
这种突然涌现出来的预感是怎么回事?为什么我第一时间就想到了……Good, Iknow that foolGoddess of Life in Icetismouthpossiblyis notownpetGodsmallDella, representsfrom the yearonhas no wayto match- Star DomainGod Clan beyond thesespecifications, theirlivesrepresentwith the yearcalculatesIcetisinthisWorldalreadybysealat leastmore than ten millionyears, foolGoddess of Life in hermouthat least is also more than ten millionyears ago characters, impossibleis some have not naturally repaired completely the school gradessmoothlypetGod, how saying that wantssuddenlytsukkomi/ridicule:
好吧,我知道,冰蒂斯口中的那个傻蛋生命女神不可能是自家的宠物上帝小叮当,从年代表上就没法匹配-这些规格外的星域神族,他们的寿命都是用年代表来算的-冰蒂斯在这个世界已经被封印了至少上千万年,她口中的傻蛋生命女神至少也是上千万年前的人物,自然不可能是某个还没顺利修完学分的宠物上帝,不过怎么说呢,突然间很想吐槽:Originallyall do Goddess of Lifelikestupidlylacking the acting cuteroute? Little thing that theseheightsusuallyonly thentwolollipopadd, isinStar DomainGod's Domain a recognized9clan?
原来所有的生命女神都喜欢走傻缺卖萌路线吗?这些身高通常只有两根棒棒糖加起来的小东西,难道就是星域神界中公认的九之一族吗?„Does not know that sillyGoddess of Lifehow, Icetissomewhatsaysnow”sadly, „will always forget, tens of millionsyearshave passed by, perhapsincludingoncefantasized that to become the War Godtiny totalsobecomes the seniorgods of assuming sole responsibility for an important tasknow......”
“也不知道那个傻乎乎的生命女神现在怎么样了,”冰蒂斯有些感伤地说道,“总是会忘掉,已经数千万年过去了啊,或许连曾经幻想成为战神的小不点现在也成了独当一面的高阶神明了呢……”Has saying that thisfemaleroguereallywill also entice the sadmood of person, makingherlosesuddenlysighed, Ialsofollowedto sigh,passing of timealwaysbringsregretted, perhapshadGod Clan of infinitetimealsoto be ablecontinuallyoccasionallysotrouble.
不得不说,这个女流氓还真是会勾引人的感伤情绪,让她突然这么失落地感叹了一句,我也跟着感叹起来,时光的流逝总是带来很多遗憾,恐怕连拥有无限时间的神族也会偶尔如此困扰吧。„Do not showthisexpression,”Icetispattedmyshouldersuddenly, Ihave turned head, whatseenwastowitha moment ago the clearlyoppositeearnestlook that in the square features revealed that „will goto enterby the abyss......”
“别露出这种表情,”冰蒂斯突然拍了我的肩膀一下,我回过头,看到的是对方脸上露出的与刚才截然相反的认真神色,“会被深渊趁虚而入……”„Is sorry......”
“抱歉……”„Has not related, myIcetiscancoveryou!”
“不过没关系啦,我冰蒂斯会罩着你的!”I: „......”
我:“……”„A'Jun! A'Jun! Can youhear?”
“阿俊!阿俊!你能听到吗?”WhenIwill soon be tossed aboutbythisnottoonormalfemaleroguetomustgo crazy, in the spiritualconnectionsuddenlytransmitted the Shandora'scall, immediatelywas similar tois purifiedgenerally, the spiritual pollutioninstantaneousdissipation that the Icetisbodycreateddid not see.
就在我即将被这个不太正常的女流氓折腾到要发疯的时候,精神连接中突然传来了珊多拉的呼叫,顿时就如同被净化了一般,冰蒂斯对此身造成的精神污染瞬间消散不见。Really, heryounger sisterisvaluableOh!alsosupplements the air purificationfunction!
果然,自家的妹子就是宝啊!还附带空气净化功能!„Heardto hear, moreoverwas very clear, herespacefissurehas stabilized, youshouldbe ableto findmyposition.”
“听见了听见了,而且很清楚,这里的空间裂痕已经稳定,你们应该能找到我的位置。”„Good,”thisresoundingOnee-sama'ssound, bringsfeeling relieved of not mincing matter, „hadyourspiritualconnectionto interruptwithusa moment ago, evenShandoracould not findyou, was really the anxiouselder sister, yoursituationhow? Is injured? Enemies?”
“太好了,”这次响起的姐姐大人的声音,带着毫不掩饰的如释重负,“刚才起你的精神连接就和我们中断了,连珊多拉都找不到你,真是急死姐姐了,你情况怎么样?有没有受伤?敌人呢?”Elder sister'sa chain ofissuesmakemesomewhatfind it hard to cope with, butespeciallyis kind, managed the mentality, Iroughlyexplainedheresituation, butaboutIcetisthisgoddessyour majesty......
姐姐一连串的问题让我有些应接不暇,但却格外亲切,理了理思路,我将这里的情况大致说明了一下,不过关于冰蒂斯这位女神陛下……Waits a whileto meetintroducedagain, frontthislord the Politicsingredient is too complex.
还是等一会见了面再介绍吧,面前这主政治成分太复杂了。
A dozen minutes of waiting, Itried hardto disregardnearbygoddessyour majestynot to have the wordsto look for the wordsnoisydisturbance, waited forShandorafinallyat crucial momentsthey, accurately, was the entire Empirefleetappearsinourfield of visionenormously and powerful.
十几分钟的等待,我努力无视了旁边的女神陛下没话找话吵吵闹闹的干扰,总算在关键时刻等来了珊多拉她们,确切地将,是整个帝国舰队浩浩荡荡地出现在我们视野中。„Should theynot gather the fireto bombme?”Icetisdoes not know that thought ofanything, is crooked the headto saysuddenly, „beforeflushedsneak attackedto break throughyourfleetdefense, but...... seeminglywill be saidby the collectionhotwordsnowvery muchbad.”
“他们应该不会集火轰炸我吧?”冰蒂斯不知想到了什么,歪着脑袋突然说道,“之前冲出来的时候偷袭冲破了你们的舰队防御,不过现在……貌似被集火的话会很糟糕的说。”Youalsoknow did oneselfcause trouble? Knowshonestlyis peacefultome!
你也知道自己闯祸了是吧?知道了就给我老老实实安静下来!In brief, this, our imposingwarwelcomedfinallyalsocalculates that goodresult, thinkswas a relaxedpleasantshortdifference, didn't expectactuallysosurges up, but the accident/surprisepickedgoddessone, how can I say, shouldbe the balanced revenues and expenditures......
总之,就这样,我们轰轰烈烈的一场大战总算迎来了还算不错的结局,原本还以为是一趟轻松如意的短差,没想到却如此波澜起伏,不过意外捡到女神一枚,怎么说呢,应该算是收支平衡了吧……
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