Inmyfront, placesonecup of green tea, the steamis winding around, the delicate fragrancegreets the nostrils, twohandsmanageequallyminilittle bratto standby the teacup, the long hair that keeps the dark bluepurple and belt/bringmetallic luster, is exactly the same as the smallRavenappearance, another, has the greenlong hair and greenattire, two not law-abidingtranslucentsmallwingsthrowunceasingly. Good, isminiMedyvh that new student|lifecomes outwith the Dellatogetherquite strangelyresearchtea. The formeris digging up the cupedge of teacup, ladles waterto drinkfrominsidewithownegg shellfragment(s), in the lattermeetsto put out a handto gohonestlyto fish the tea leaves, when the desserteats, harmony happiness, naivelovable- thesemanymademymoodgraduallycalm.
在我的面前,摆放着一杯绿茶,热气缭绕,清香扑鼻,两个手办一样迷你的小家伙站在茶杯旁,一个留着深蓝紫色、带金属光泽的长发,和小乌鸦长相如出一辙,另一个,有着绿色的长发和绿色的衣着,身后两对不安分的半透明小翅膀不断扑来扑去。好吧,就是那个新生出来的迷你麦迪雯正在和叮当一起好奇地研究茶水。前者正扒着茶杯的杯沿,用自己的蛋壳碎片从里面舀水喝,后者正直接伸手去里面捞茶叶当点心吃,其乐融融,天真可爱-这一幕多少让我的心情逐渐淡定了下来。Becausemyoppositesitsoneinconceivable, canhatchminiversionowninconceivablegoodsfrom the table tennis ball.
因为我对面坐着一个不可思议的,可以从乒乓球里孵出迷你版自己的不可思议之货。Reallyis impossibleto be calm! This is really the impossiblecalmsituation!
果然还是不可能淡定下来吧!这果然是不可能让人淡定的情况吧!„Isaid,girl......”Iadded a hot waterin the miniMedyvhcuriousline of sighttoward the teacup, whilesaidtofrontsmallRaven,„had not said that notdid not makeyouset on eggs, butisnow you are small, could not considerso manyonetime......”
“我说,丫头啊……”我一边在迷你麦迪雯好奇的视线中往茶杯里添了点热水,一边对面前的小乌鸦说道,“不是说过了么,并不是不让你孵蛋,而是现在你还小,一次照顾不了那么多……”Mywordsjusttold only half,transmittedoneto be thincrash-bang the sound on hearingby, Qianqiancarries a bigboxto run, boastedshoutsto shout: „Collected, but also were really many!”Thenplacedon the box the tea table.
我话刚说到一半,就听到旁边传来一阵稀里哗啦的声音,浅浅扛着个大箱子跑了进来,咋咋呼呼地嚷嚷道:“都收集起来了,还真不少!”然后把箱子放在了茶几上。Icaught the eyeto look, saw that in the boxanythinghad: The table tennis ball, the tennis, the light bulb, the clew, turns the egg, walnut, Grandmasterball, evenis steaming hotto flutterfragrancevegetable-stuffed steamed bun......
我抬眼看了看,看到箱子里什么都有:乒乓球,网球,灯泡,线团,扭蛋,核桃,大师球,甚至还有一个热气腾腾正飘出香味的菜包子……„Haha, thisisImusteat.”Qianqianhee heeHahaselectswith a smilevegetable-stuffed steamed bun. For those sameroutinelyfirstto break offtwo halvesin the past, givesmehalf, „A'Jun, do youeat? Oh. that the elder sisterjuststeamed”
“啊哈哈,这个是我要吃的。”浅浅嘻嘻哈哈地笑着把菜包子挑出来。跟往常一样习惯性地先掰成两半,给我一半,“阿俊,你吃呗?姐姐刚蒸的哦。”Islightlysomewhatreceivedvegetable-stuffed steamed bun that Qianqianhands overstiffly, thismissis really calmandoptimistic, it is estimated thatin her mind the currentfirstimportant matterfirsteatsvegetable-stuffed steamed bunwithownboyfriendminute, thendiscussed that the matter of Worldpeaceis not important. Iturned headto look atoppositeone, discovered that smallRavenis staringlooks in meandQianqianhandsteaming hotfood, then a faceextended the small handnaturally: „Master, Ialsoeats!”Completelynopointis receiving training the determination. In factIevensuspected that shedoes knowshemade mistakes.
我略有些僵硬地接过浅浅递来的菜包子,这姑娘真淡定而且乐观,估计在她心目中当前第一要务就是先跟自己男朋友分吃菜包子,然后再讨论世界和平的事儿都不打紧。我扭头看了对面一眼,发现小乌鸦正直勾勾地看着我和浅浅手里热气腾腾的食物,然后一脸理所当然地把小手伸了过来:“主人,我也吃!”全然没有一点正在受训中的自觉。事实上我甚至怀疑她知不知道自己又犯错了。Xiaoxuesuchbearchildis hard to deal with , because hermoralsindexis quite low, butsaidno matter howXiaoxueknowswhenoneselfcause trouble, whenwill get a bawling out, butlittleRavensuchbearchildis actually harder to deal with than Xiaoxue, becauseshenot onlydoes not have the moralindex, but could also not realizein the vast majority of casesfrom the startoneselfcause trouble, evenwas being educatedone after byentire familywheelall day, she can also hee heeHaharun around, looksfromsomeangle. Thisbrazen-faced and shamelessskillandtoughness, ifcanplaceto protectin the shieldtechnology, perhapsourdeep submergenceshipat this momentarrived at the abyssopposite...... to think some did not have. Igave the little miss the steamed stuffed bunstopper, topreventherto cry.晓雪那样的熊孩子难缠,是因为她道德指数比较低,但不管怎么说晓雪还是知道自己什么时候闯祸,什么时候会挨训的,而小乌鸦这样的熊孩子其实比晓雪还难缠,因为她不但没有道德指数,而且在绝大多数情况下压根就意识不到自己闯了祸,甚至被全家轮着教育一整天之后她还能嘻嘻哈哈地到处乱跑,从某种角度看。这种死皮赖脸的本事和韧性要是能放在护盾技术上,说不定我们的深潜船这时候都到深渊对面了……想着这些有的没的。我还是把包子塞给了小姑娘,以防止她哭出来。„Good, youreallythought that thesethingshave satby......”Shandorainsidehave not spoken, at this momentcould not bearfrownto interrupt, shelooks on the tea tablethatbigboxeverything in disorder, the onlycommon ground was the thing of sphere, the tonewas very subtle, „did Medyvhreallyhatchowncrackliving bodyfrom a table tennis ball?”
“好吧,你真觉得这些东西都会被……”珊多拉一直坐在旁边没说话,这时候忍不住皱着眉头插嘴了,她看着茶几上那一大箱子乱七八糟,仅有的共同点就是都是球形的东西,语气十分微妙,“麦迪雯真的从一个乒乓球里面孵出了自己的裂生体?”„Has the egg shellto testify, theselittle things are like the sillybird. Looks atownegg shellmaybe heavy, will not definitely make a mistake.”Icetisis sprawledlies downreadson the sofa, stretched out the armto refer tonewbornminiMedyvh on tea tablefromthatfat, the latterstilllayin the teacupsteadfastly along, searched the bodyto ladle waterto drinkwith the egg shell, andoftengasped for breathbyhot teahot, as ifherentireWorldhas only had such a matterto be possibledry/doesas. Inherhandthat„egg shell”had been appraised, realis the less than halftable tennis ballis unmistakable, althoughjustappraisedtimeevenIcetis of thisresultit is saidstupidlyseveralminutes.
“有蛋壳作证,这些小东西跟傻鸟一样。把自己的蛋壳看得可重,肯定不会搞错的。”冰蒂斯四仰八叉地躺在沙发上看书,从那本大部头下面伸出胳膊来指了指茶几上的新生迷你麦迪雯,后者仍然坚定不移地趴在茶杯沿上,探着身子用蛋壳舀水喝,并且不时被热茶烫的哈哧哈哧直喘气,仿佛她的整个世界已经只剩下这么一件事可干似的。她手里那个“蛋壳”早就被鉴定出来了,货真价实是小半个乒乓球无误,尽管刚鉴定出这个结果的时候连冰蒂斯据说都痴呆了好几分钟。„Thisis unscientific,”Ifish out a table tennis ballfrom the box. Inthatdisplaysby the rarewarmminiMedyvhheadto gesticulateto the green tea, „said that ishow manyeggalsodepends on the point spectrum, but the table tennis ball was also too small, before thislittle brat, howto drillininside? Doesn't shesuppress?”
“这不科学,”我从箱子里摸出一个乒乓球来。在那个对绿茶表现出超乎寻常热情的迷你麦迪雯脑袋旁边比划着,“说是鸡蛋多少还靠点谱,可乒乓球也太小了,这小家伙之前是怎么钻在里面的?她不憋得慌?”Icetisis driven beyond the limits of forbearance the bookplaces the one side, withlooking at the looks of twogoodsvisitsme: „Intable tennis ballwhatshouldn'thatch?! Thispremisehis motherfaits accomplis, youunexpectedlyalsointhispuzzledegginsufficientlymajorproblem! Hasyoursucheggsorely!”冰蒂斯忍无可忍把书放在一旁,用看二货的眼神看着我:“乒乓球里本来就什么都不该孵出来好吧?!这种前提都他娘既成事实了,你竟然还在这纠结蛋不够大的问题!有你这么蛋疼的么!”Ilower the headsilently, protestedoneweakly: „cough cough, in front of the child the civilizationpoint, smallRavenwill pursuemeto ask that slightlywhatis the egglovesyouto makemehowexplain?”
我默默低下头去,弱弱地抗议一句:“咳咳,小孩子面前稍微文明点,一会小乌鸦追着我问什么叫蛋疼你让我怎么解释?”Icetisshoutedoneto turn headto continueto read: „A civilizationwool, concubinebodythatis the modal particle, archaismheyimplores, modern translationyourmotherB, the civilizationhistoryisonetranslates the talking nonsensehistory that the resulthas more and more not acknowledged mistakes...... to consider as finishedwithvariousgrammars the shouting 'motherfucker'wordsback and forth, did not tellyou, the concubinebodyis also busycheckingHoly Bible......”冰蒂斯呼一声扭过头去继续看书:“文明个毛,妾身那是语气助词,古语噫吁兮,今译你妈b,文明史就是一部把骂娘的话用各种语法来回翻译结果还越来越不认账的扯淡史……算了,不跟你说了,妾身还忙着查圣经呢……”Ilookdumbfoundedly the languageviolentwalks the iceelder sister who a level higher, could not bear a mouth: „Howsuchbiganger?”
我目瞪口呆地看着语言暴走更上一层楼的冰姐,忍不住多了句嘴:“怎么这么大火气?”Icetiswas sayingdoes not respondme, at this momentturns around: „Mother, gets up early the news that justobtained, under the concubinebodynamehadtwoWorldto hitunexpectedly, the casus belliwasunderstandsto have the differencetoHoly Bibleunexpectedly, twogroups of archbishopat the same timepraysaskedinmyHoly Biblethattwowordsareanymeaning...... the concubinebodylook for a morningnot to think that mytmwhichlifetimehas written the matter of soft bean curdinHoly Bible! Also, thishow manyyearspassed by, in the past the concubinebodygavetheminHoly Bible that on the clay tabletcarved, a thathelp/gangsmallbratcharacterhas not fallen to the groundto remainunexpectedly, nowdevelops the crossUniversecivilizationstagealsoto insist that everywhereverticaltotem pole, thisbroken? Theydo not knowliterary creationthismatteristastefultime-limited? In the pasthas pulled the eggpullsthis yearagaincould not find the initialfeel...... the lyingtrough! Shandorayouinsane...... not......”冰蒂斯说着不搭理我,这时候还是转过身来:“娘的,早起刚得到的消息,妾身名下有两个世界居然自己打起来了,开战理由竟然是对圣经理解有分歧,两拨大主教同时祈祷问我圣经上那两段话是啥意思……妾身找一上午了也没想起来我tm哪辈子在圣经上写过豆腐脑的事儿!再说,这都多少年过去了,当年妾身给他们在泥板上刻的圣经,那帮小兔崽子竟然还一字不落地留着,现在都发展到跨宇宙文明阶段了还坚持到处竖图腾柱,这怎么破?他们就不知道文学创作这事儿是讲究时效性的么?当年扯过的蛋今年再扯就找不到当初的手感……唔……卧槽!珊多拉你疯……唔唔……”Icetisto tie up the steamed rice dumplingto throwbyowngoodJifriendneatly and quickly, thenIhavewith the Shandoraheartregardto the eyeintimately: „I( you) eat to the fullprovoke that supports250!”冰蒂斯被自己的好姬友三下五除二绑成粽子扔了出去,然后我跟珊多拉心有戚戚地对目而视:“我(你)吃饱撑的去撩拨那个二百五!”No matter howsaid,Icetisthisinterruptedadjusted the atmosphere very well. Ialsono longerinvestigated that smallRavenhatches the crackliving bodyto be scientificfrom the table tennis ball, now the key of issueis: Fundamentallyhowto solvethispullingDankengfather'smatter.
不管怎么说,冰蒂斯这一打岔算是很好地调节了气氛。我也不再追究小乌鸦从乒乓球里孵出裂生体科不科学,现在问题的关键是:如何从根本上把这种扯淡坑爹的事情解决掉。„Nowcanspeculate,perhapssmallRavencanthinkfromallheris the egg, andshethinksTongsori that canhatchhatches the crackliving body,”Ipulled out a tennisto throwthrowingfrom the boxin the hand, thereforeis busystaringall of a suddentowardmouthstoppersteamed stuffed bunsmallRaveneyes, smallheadfollowingtennishigh and lowbit by bit: Shethinksabsolutelythis is also an egg, „thiscognitiondepends onhersubconscious, even ifwetoldherthesethingsare not the eggs, moreovershestillunderstood what is heard. Thatdoes not help matters...... to put it bluntly, is the godstrengthis causing trouble, the godstrengthhigh the in this worldinherentprinciple, the godhas thought that the table tennis ballcanhatch the chicken, the table tennis ballmusthatch the chicken...... smallRavensoto be why rigidmustset on eggs?”
“现在可以推测,恐怕小乌鸦能从一切她认为是蛋,并且她认为可以孵的东西里孵出裂生体来,”我从箱子里掏出一个网球在手里抛了抛,于是正忙着往嘴里塞包子的小乌鸦眼睛一下子盯过来,小脑袋跟着网球上下一点一点的:她绝对认为这也是个蛋,“这种认知取决于她的潜意识,即使我们告诉她这些东西不是蛋,而且她也听明白。那也无济于事……说白了,是神力量在作祟,神力量高过世间固有法则,神认为乒乓球能孵出小鸡,乒乓球就必须孵出小鸡……为什么小乌鸦这么执着要孵蛋呢?”I am very puzzled- probablyas a primatesanimal, my whole lifecould not understand the power that smallRavenset on eggscamefrom where, seemedme unable to understand that the cornerthattwowere like the foolis playing a finger guessing game, decided that wholostwhomadekickmasculineRadiant God Clan of footto be the same. The words saying 123arem, whatmentalityKansas are you?
我对此很是不解-大概身为一个灵长类动物,我这辈子都理解不了小乌鸦孵蛋的动力从何而来,就好像我理解不了墙角那俩跟傻逼一样在猜拳,决定谁输了谁就去让琳踢一脚的男性光明神族一样。话说123是个m,肯瑟你又是什么心态呢?„SmallMedyvhis a verycleverchild.”Elder sisterat this momentcame outfrom the kitchen, is scratchingSuzu on handin the skirt hemwhilesaid. „Shelistens toyouandAnveena'swordsvery much, thereforeIguess that sheis notintends?”
“小麦迪雯是个很乖的孩子啊。”姐姐这时候从厨房出来了,一边在裙边擦着手上的水珠一边说道。“她很听你和安薇娜的话,所以我猜她不是有意的吧?”„?”SmallRavenlooks at the surroundingsSir, not seem to understand that the atmosphere is a little why serious, butthisdoes not affectherto continueto entertain, shemoves the head, thendrillssmallminiMedyvhto comefrom the hair, thensmallRavenstartsto selectto feed the vegetable-stuffed steamed bunchildinfragrant-flowered garliceatstolittle brat: The sceneis to the utmost strange.
“嘎?”小乌鸦看着周围的大人,似乎不理解为什么气氛有点严肃,但这不影响她继续自娱自乐,她动了动脑袋,便从头发里钻出一个小小的迷你麦迪雯来,然后小乌鸦开始把菜包子里的韭菜挑出来喂给小家伙吃:场面极尽诡异。Wejustdiscoveredthis, when the small batchreleaseorrecallsoneselfcrackingliving body, Medyvhdoes not needto makethattype of large-scalecrowgroupstorm. Thisprobablyis the onlygoodphenomenon: Crowgroupstorm that becausethatis almost impossibleto controlandsometimesspiritsometimes not spirithead, smallRavenisin the family/homeopens the houseskillSupremebearchildnow, Irejoicedvery much can makeherdestructivenessbe able the method of cushion.
我们还是刚发现这点,当小批量释放或者召回自己裂生体的时候,麦迪雯不需要制造那种规模庞大的鸦群风暴。这大概算是唯一的好现象:因为那几乎无法控制的鸦群风暴和时灵时不灵的脑瓜,小乌鸦现在已经是家里拆房子技能最高的熊孩子了,我很庆幸能有让她的破坏性得以缓冲的方法。„in other words...... smallMedyvh is not not intentionally obedient, butisshehas toreleaseownstrength, will havefor these daysa series ofstrangeactions?”Shandorais musing, at the same timepulls out an appleto gnawalongfromspace, butmyline of sightplacedonthisappleall of a sudden. LetHer Majesty the Queenbe vigilantall of a sudden,is protectingownfoodwhilesaid: „Does- Ido not have the eggto eat! Even can the applealsobe won? Yourlet aloneshecanhatch the crackliving bodyOh!thatourfamily/homealsoto havefromthisTongsorithing that caneat!”
“也就是说……小麦迪雯并不是故意不听话,而是她不得不把自己的力量释放出来,才会有这几天一连串的奇怪举动?”珊多拉若有所思地说着,一边从随身空间里掏出个苹果啃起来,而我的视线一下子就放在这个苹果上了。让女王陛下一下子警惕起来,一边护着自己的食物一边说道:“干嘛-我已经没鸡蛋吃了!连苹果也要被夺走吗?你别说她从这东西里都能孵出裂生体啊!那咱们家还有能吃的东西么!”„According tothissituationgets down, ourfamily/homeone dayeven the steamed bunmuststeam the trianglesooner or later, youcanimaginethisgirlto lieon the cagesteamer trayhatchonepile of steamed bunfinescenes that braves the steam?”Iam smiling bitterlybeckoning with the hand. „Yousaid that the birdinisn't ableself-madeto release the excess energy? Sets on eggsin the instinct that thistypeimpulsiveunderhas?”
“照这个情况下去,咱们家迟早有一天连馒头都得蒸成三角形的,你能想象这丫头趴在笼屉上孵出一堆冒着蒸汽的馒头精的景象么?”我苦笑着摆摆手。“你说小鸟在无法自制地释放过剩能量?孵蛋就是在这种冲动下产生的本能反应?”Shandoradefinitelynodded: „Don't forget, in the mostsituations of currentstage, smallRavenis the instinctstrongrational, shetrulylistened toyourwords, butshecould not control all her instincts, andchanged the energyout-of-controlphenomenon of bodytimeincluding the crowgroupstorm, ifmustexplainwhyafter the Sireducatedover and overshealsoinmanufacturecrackliving body, thatonly had an answer: The instinctis unable to restrain. Perhaps...... shemustgrow.”珊多拉肯定地点点头:“别忘了,在目前阶段的大部分情况下,小乌鸦是本能强过理性的,她确实听你的话,但她控制不住自己的所有本能反应,包括鸦群风暴和变身时候的能量失控现象,如果非要解释为什么在大人再三教育之后她还在制造裂生体,那就只有一个答案:本能无法克制。或许……她又要成长了。”Icannot bearlooktooppositesmallRaven, shewas still feedingwholly absorbedoneself„child”, raises the fledglingto be commonby an instinct of bird: Althoughin my opinionshe is also a fledgling, butsmall does Raven that the belly that has only drunkrousesholdegg shell( actually to be the pingpongspherical shell? Called the egg shell) teato run up to front ofownsisters, as ifwantsin the drinkwithhandto trade the the other'sfragrant-flowered garlicstuffing, a significanceunclear„after chirp”, twolittle bratreached the agreement.
我忍不住看向对面的小乌鸦,她仍然在专心致志地喂养自己的“孩子”,以一只鸟的本能来养育雏鸟一般:虽然在我看来她也不过是个雏鸟,而那只已经喝的肚子都鼓起来的小小乌鸦则捧着一蛋壳(其实应该是乒乓球壳?嘛,就叫蛋壳吧)茶水跑到自己的姐妹面前,似乎想用手里的饮料换对方的韭菜馅,一番意义不明的“唧唧”之后,俩小家伙就达成了共识。Twodays, merelytwodays of time, smallRavenmade2700suchstrangelittle things, moreover seems likethesestrangesmalllifeformalsoto havethis to be more than muchsecrets that weimagine.
两天,仅仅两天时间,小乌鸦就制造了两千七百只这样奇奇怪怪的小东西,而且看起来这些奇怪的小生物还有这远比我们想象的还要多得多的秘密。Icannot bearsearch the body, pressedon the smallRavenhead, the little miss„”, shutseyesto rubimmediatelyhappilyinmyhand. Fromthissuperficially, Icould not noticecompletelysmallRavenhadwithpastanydifferentplace, butherfor the last few daysstrangebehaviorshowed that thisqueer birdenergywas surplus.
我忍不住探过身子,在小乌鸦脑袋上按了按,小姑娘立刻高兴地“嘎”一声,闭着眼睛在我手上蹭起来。从这表面上看,我完全看不到小乌鸦有和以往任何不同的地方,但她连日来的古怪行为都表明这只怪鸟能量过剩了。„Whatthischildis longwastooquick?”Iturned headto lookdo not know when worked looseIcetisone that the steamed rice dumplingshapecrawledto read, „did the distanceprevioustimeherconditionstabilize less than twomonths?”
“这孩子长的是不是太快了点?”我扭头看了不知什么时候挣脱粽子形态又爬回来看书的冰蒂斯一眼,“距离上次她状态稳定下来才不到两个月吧?”„Will become the crowgod of Lord Godtoonein the future. The growth is a random number, the rule in general knowledgeiscan do nothing about itappliesonherradically. Delivers toyourResearch Instituteto observeseveraldaysher, otherwise......”Icetis, put out a handto refer to a finger/refers of under footsuddenly, „youguess when sheknowsEarthis round?”
“对一个将在未来成为主神的鸦神而言。成长速度根本就是个随机数,常识上的规律是没办法应用在她身上的。还是把她送到你们的研究所观察几天吧,否则……”冰蒂斯突然顿了顿,伸手指指脚下,“你们猜她什么时候会知道地球是圆的?”Immediatelyeverybody presentallstartled, Isee the iceelder sisterdumbfoundedly: „...... It is not insufficient!”
顿时举座皆惊,我瞠目结舌地看着冰姐:“不……不至于吧!”„Believes the concubinebody, thisbirdhas not hatchedEarth, has not seen the reason of Earthmeterpurely. Thereforenowyoubestdeliver toResearch Instituteto goheras soon as possible, makingyourgroup of expertshurryto toss about anything her growth control.”
“相信妾身,这只鸟之所以没有孵地球,纯粹是还没见过地球仪的原因。所以现在你最好尽快把她送到研究所去,让你们那帮专家赶紧折腾个什么东西把她的成长速度控制一下。”„Good, smallbird.”Iturn headto callMedyvh, „over the two daysyouwent toResearch Instituteto live in the period of time, accompanyingtheseuncleauntswas good? IandAnveenawill lookoftenin the pastyour.”
“好吧,小鸟儿。”我扭头招呼麦迪雯,“这两天你去研究所住一阵子,陪那些叔叔阿姨好不好?我和安薇娜会经常过去看你的。”SmallRavenimmediatelyveryhappilynodded: „!”
小乌鸦立刻很痛快地点点头:“嘎!”Urgedherto go toResearch Institute is very actually easy, likedid not know the circumstances of the matter the person who imagines, the childto the family/home, a sayingwent to the hospital( Research InstitutetosmallRavenishospital) the cryingbelt/bringnoisyappearance, this was mainly becauseshewas just bornis broughttoResearch Institute, moreoverfrequentlywent tothatplace, sometimeswasplays. sometimesis the coordinationexperiments, sheis equivalent to the secondfamily/hometotherefeelingprobably. MoreoverinResearch Institutealsoonecrowd of sheveryfamiliarResearcher- the pasttemporarily residedseveraldays of words, thismisswasveryindifferent.
劝她去研究所其实很容易,并不像不知情的人想象的那样,孩子离不了家,一说去医院(对小乌鸦而言研究所就是医院)就连哭带闹的样子,这主要是因为她刚出生就被带到研究所过,而且经常去那地方,有时候是去玩。有时候是配合实验,她对那里的感觉大概相当于第二个家吧。而且研究所里还有一群她很熟悉的研究员-过去暂住几天的话,这姑娘还是很无所谓的。Thereforein the afternoon, wedeliveredsmallRaven, givesoneto conduct the topic-based group of long-termtracking researchto the crowgodphenomenonspecially: Thistopic-based groupsincesmallRaven was born has not dismissed, consistentlywalks the crowgodfacingonein the violent of unceasinggrowth, theywill never lack the project. Just before leavingtimeIemphasizedto the topic-based groupover and over: Do not makesmallRavencontact the Earthmeter, naturallydo not makehercontactanyseems like the thing of egg.
于是当天下午,我们就把小乌鸦送了过去,交给一个专门对鸦神现象进行长期跟踪研究的课题组:这个课题组自从小乌鸦诞生以来就没有解散,面对一个始终在不断成长的暴走鸦神,他们永远不缺项目。临走的时候我对课题组再三强调:千万不要让小乌鸦接触地球仪,当然也不要让她接触任何看起来像蛋的东西。On the come backroadImet by chancecameShadow Cityto visitFinaBiberu, thereforeanothercold sweatran up toResearch Institute:
回来的路上我偶遇了来影子城探望菲娜的比伯鲁,于是又一头冷汗地跑到研究所:Alsodo not makesmallRavenseeBiberu......
也不要让小乌鸦看到比伯鲁……Whenwas busy at work the smallRaventhatpile of everything in disordermatteralready the evening, butallfinallywerecame to the end of a phase. After going home, Ionlywantto hurryto eat a thingthento take a bath, forgotover the two days the strangematter of as soon as possible, butjustcame back, Isaw a neither too big nor too smallpleasant surprise: Dellathatfoolishnessfulllittle beansproutis upon the jumpon the sofaseat back cushion, inherbehind, withtwosmallRaven!
等忙活完小乌鸦那一堆乱七八糟的事情都已经傍晚了,不过一切总算是告一段落。回家之后我只想赶紧吃点东西然后洗个澡,尽快忘掉这两天发生的稀奇古怪的事儿,不过刚一回来,我就看到一个不大不小的惊喜:叮当那个傻气十足的小豆丁正在沙发靠背上跑来跑去,在她身后,跟着两只小小乌鸦!„...... Thesetwowere droppedbythatcarelesscrowgodevidently.”InOnee-samapinches the rootfragrant-flowered garlicto siton the sofa, visitsmeto show the helplesssmile. WheneversmallRavenrush toside, shehands overto feed two fragrant-flowered garlic, tencentimetershighminiMedyvhholds the in high spiritswhole face that the fragrant-flowered garlicis eatingto be happy, thencontinueschirpto pursueDellato run like crazy.
“看样子……这两只被那个粗心的鸦神落下了呢。”姐姐大人手里捏着根韭菜坐在沙发上,看着我露出无奈的微笑。每当有一只小小乌鸦跑到旁边,她就把韭菜递过去喂两口,十厘米高的迷你麦迪雯抱着韭菜都吃的兴高采烈满脸幸福,然后继续叽叽喳喳地追着叮当一路疯跑。„Ok. Before smallRavencomes back , helping herraise for severaldays,”Ibeckon with the hand, „afterSuigintou, ourfamily/home were also of many babyheadbracearmy, moreoverwassmallseveralminiarmy, yousaid that wedid open a newprojectto sell the toy to gainvery much?”
“算了。小乌鸦回来之前帮她养几天吧,”我摆摆手,“继水银灯之后,咱们家又多了个撑军队的娃娃头啊,而且还都是小了好几号的迷你军队,你说咱们开个新项目卖玩具会不会很赚?”„Whois the babyhead! Whois the babyhead!”Ifinish speakingonhearingbytransmitoneto yell,thenresponded before , felt that on the shouldersinks, smallDollyoung girlgrabsmyhaironeto entrainruthlessly, „I, butmatureRozen Maiden- was right, the fool, Imustlook fordeep redthem, goes outseveraldays of line?”
“谁是娃娃头!谁是娃娃头!”我话音刚落就听到旁边传来一阵大叫,然后反应过来之前就感觉肩膀上一沉,小小的人偶少女抓着我的头发一阵狠拽,“我可是成熟的蔷薇少女-对了,笨蛋,我要去找真红她们,出门几天行么?”Iam startled: „Looksdeep red? A while agojustdidn't go toone?”
我一怔:“找真红?前阵子不是刚去了一趟么?”Little Dolldid not speak, butpulled outto pull outto fish out a posterfrom the chest frontsmallpocket, opened the mouthto say the pestletomein front of: „Look! Rozen Maidenis newly-opened! Alsowantstv! Imustgoto show offwiththem!”小人偶也不说话,只是从胸前的小口袋里掏啊掏地摸出一张海报来,杵到我面前才开口道:“看!蔷薇少女新开哦!又要tv化哦!我要去和她们炫耀一下!”I: „......”Yousaid that whatrare and beautiful flowersIraisedfellow of onecrowd of! Thisis the problem that whichlink of educationhas!
我:“……”你说我到底养了一群什么样奇葩的家伙!这到底是教育的哪个环节出的问题!Every dayissuch a confusion, ownlifeanddaily under the logic that inwhois unable to explainpromotesto forwardrolling. Next morning, Suigintouasked the younger sistersto play, the goalwasto show offhercanseenewestRozen MaideninanotherWorld, thenthat noonshemade the phone call, wantedmeto send the engineerto passconstructs a signal towerin the Sakuradapurefamily/home, becausedeep redalsowantsto lookownnew, thiscrowdoncehitDollyoung girl that livedto killnow is really harmoniousto the strangedegree. That sideResearch Institutealsospreads the news, theydiscoveredsmallRavenrelease the frequency spectrum of energy, is studyingonetypeto guideequipment, caninductVoidthesebecause of the energy that the too quick growthdivulges: Wecannot needto worry that is only silly the birdEarthwhenalsoegghatching. Was fallentwominiMedyvhat homeby the sillybirdunexpectedlyandDellabecame the good friend, althoughDellathinksfrom the beginningthatcrowd and the similarshrimpinvades the enemy in homeland, butboth sideshave abandoned the past animositynow: Thisdepends ontheirIQprobably. The Dellagreat kindnessinvitedtwosmallRavento visitherbedroom, study room, the toyroom, warehouse, kitchen and bigbalcony, andhappilyandtwoyoungplaymatesenjoyednoonteatogether- in other wordsthreeyoungfiendish peopledrilledto toss about for dayonme, finally on myheaddrank teasprinkledmyneck.
每天都是这样一片混乱,自己的人生和日常在谁都无法解释的逻辑推动下滚滚向前。第二天一大早,水银灯就去找自己妹妹们玩了,目的是炫耀她在另一个世界能看到最新的蔷薇少女,然后当天中午她就打来电话,要我派工程师过去在樱田纯家建一座信号塔,因为真红也想看自己的新番,这群曾经打生打死的人偶少女现在真是和睦到诡异的程度。研究所那边也传来好消息,他们发现了小乌鸦释放的能量的频谱,正在研究一种导向装置,可以把这些因过快成长而泄露出来的能量导入虚空:我们可以不用担心那只傻鸟把地球也当个蛋给孵掉了。被傻鸟落在家里的两个迷你麦迪雯竟然和叮当成了好朋友,尽管一开始叮当认为那群和自己差不多的三寸丁是入侵自己家园的敌人,但现在双方已经摒弃前嫌:这大概取决于她们的智商。叮当盛情邀请两个小小乌鸦参观她的卧室、书房、玩具房、仓库、厨房以及大阳台,并且高兴地和两个小玩伴一起享受午茶-换句话说三个小魔王在我身上钻来钻去地折腾了一天,最后在我脑袋上喝茶的时候洒了我一脖子。ButIinboredstarted a newresearch project: SmallRavenecologyobservation diary......
而我在无聊的时候则开始了一项新的研究项目:小小乌鸦生态观察日记……ps: „Hero soulEmiya, pleaseexplain why youdo refusewithcarrying outthistaskwithIru Sasaki?”
ps:“英灵卫宫,请解释一下为什么你拒绝与佐佐木一同执行这次任务?”
„ Sincesaw the strangethingin the notebook of archbishop, thinksSasakioncewasass
“自从在大主教的笔记本里看到了奇怪的东西,一想到佐佐木曾经是个ass
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