„Sorry, War God got off work.” “抱歉,战神下班了。” Named Eva's girl is crooked the head, shows a clean pure smile to me and Shandora- this smile looked only then this type grows up in the church area since childhood, hardly contacts the Human World smoke and fire „saintess” will so reveal naturally. The thing that although she said might be strange, but Eva, when „gets off work four characters speaking of War God” on the face the expression was still very proper, as if she did not think that this has the place that anything is out of sorts, even nearby Old Master thunder is a face look are usual, is only slightly a little regrettable appearance. 名为伊娃的女孩歪着脑袋,对我和珊多拉露出一个干净纯粹的笑容-这笑容一看就只有这种从小在教会区中长大,几乎不接触人间烟火的“圣女”才会如此自然而然地流露出来。尽管她说的东西可能很奇怪,但伊娃在说到“战神下班”四个字的时候脸上表情仍然很正经,似乎她丝毫不觉得这有什么违和的地方,甚至旁边的雷老爷子都是一脸神色如常,只是稍稍有点遗憾的样子。 Pray time suddenly hears such system prompt sound, War God also has the rush hour, read aloud the Holy Bible specific chapter to the gods the voice message...... these to be able in my opinion everywhere the tsukkomi/ridicule matter, was not worth in Eva and thunder in the eyes unexpectedly strangely. 祈祷的时候突然听到那样的系统提示音,战神也有下班时间,朗读圣经特定章节可以给神明语音留言……这些在我看来到处可以吐槽的事情,在伊娃和雷眼中竟然丝毫不值得奇怪。 I and Shandora do not know whether to laugh or cry look one, a moment later I want to understand what’s going on: Because was used. 我和珊多拉哭笑不得地对望一眼,片刻之后我就想明白了这是怎么回事:因为都习惯了。 I will feel that these things make one not know whether to laugh or cry , because have contacted from infancy to maturity to the gods related information said that the god is serious, inflexible and meticulous, Shandora will feel that does not know whether to laugh or cry is because she knew that more gods, most fellows like 123 are not definitely unsure, but present Eva and thunder absolutely do not have this thinking, they from a birth, Ilson are this World gods( I before has heard, 123 that goods are over a thousand years ago on arriving to here), is not only their generation, even upward number several generations. War God in impression is such morality. Therefore generations of such customs get down, now the native already „not online and „ read aloud Holy Bible Chapter 2 Section 6 with god voice message” to regard the logical matter War God sometimes ”, even same was unalarmed by strange sights with the natural phenomenon. This will not affect them impression to the gods- just the opposite, the gods to the impression that they make are this. 我会感觉这些事情让人哭笑不得,是因为自己从小到大接触过的跟神明有关的信息都说神是严肃、死板、一丝不苟的,珊多拉会感觉哭笑不得是因为她认识更多的神明,其中大部分家伙肯定不像123这么没谱,但眼前的伊娃和雷完全没有这种思维定势,他们从一出生,依尔森就已经是这个世界的神明了(我记着之前听到过,123那货是在上千年前就降临到这里的),不光是他们这一代人,甚至往上数好几代人印象中的战神就是这么个德性。于是一代代这么习惯下去,现在当地人已经把“战神有时候不在线”和“朗读圣经第二章第六节可以跟神语音留言”当成了顺理成章的事情,甚至跟自然现象一样见怪不怪。这丝毫不会影响他们对神明的印象-恰恰相反,神明给他们留下的印象本来就是这样的。 It seems believer of life god after praying naturally own name address in addition same...... 就好像生命神教的信徒在祈祷完之后会理所当然地把自己的姓名住址加上一样…… „, War God got off work......” I to look at 123 statues, the sound said indistinctly, then suddenly had an issue, „was not right. A moment ago you were not also with the god prayer, raised deep blue on-board presents the Alien spaceship matter? At that time can relate?” “啊,战神下班了啊……”我望着123的雕像,声音飘渺地说道,然后突然冒出个问题,“诶不对。刚才你不是还跟神祷告,提起碧蓝之星上出现外星人飞船的事了么？那时候能联系上？” „Wú, before one hour, truly can relate, possibly Sir War God suddenly has the matter therefore not to respond to...... the gods to say to me, the strength of god makes him not make mistakes, if therefore really has very important matter he not to neglect absolutely, but if not too important matter. The pray possibly cannot transmit...... probably is this.” The Eva voice said clearly, all said the matter that in the heart thought frankly. Did not understand appearance that beat around the bush. Hears her words. I show a face bright smile immediately:, Not too important matter, do 123 your god strengths use in the system automatic reply? “唔,一个小时前确实能联系上的,可能战神大人突然有事所以不回应了吧……神明曾经对我说过的,神的力量让他不会犯错,因此如果真的有非常重要的事情他就绝对不会忽略,但如果是不太重要的事情。祈祷就可能传达不到……大概就是这样。”伊娃声音清脆地说道,直率地把心中所想的事情全说了出来。丝毫不懂得拐弯抹角的样子。听到她的话。我顿时露出一脸灿烂的微笑:哦,哦,不太重要的事情啊,123你丫的神力量用在系统自动回复上嗷？ Moreover fellow who that head lacks the root line, you some people have reported on the star to present the Alien fleet hand/subordinate! When the landlord is missing, what his doesn't have mental association to have on a point? Really to Monina said that Ilson besides fighting is quite fierce beside only then ate meal does not select food this merit? 而且那个脑袋缺根线的家伙,你丫手下已经有人汇报自己星球上出现外星人舰队了好吗！值此房东失踪之际,丫的就一点都没联想起啥？果然跟莫妮娜说的一样,依尔森除了打架还比较厉害之外就只有吃饭不挑食这一个优点了么？ I fall place that critical moment chain silently dining goods from the beginning tsukkomi/ridicule to the tail. Then raised the head to Eva showed the kind smile: „That what...... Eva, yes? Currently we have an issue: If is really very essential very important matter. But your gods have not happen to heard the pray promptly, how should solve? I meant, if. This situation real appeared, haven't you contacted on method the god?” 我默默地把那个关键时刻链子掉一地的蹭饭货从头吐槽到尾。然后抬头对伊娃露出了和蔼的微笑:“那什么……伊娃,是么？现在我们还有个问题:假如真的是很关键很重要的事情。而你的神明又正好没及时听到祈祷,该怎么解决？我是说假如。这种情况真的出现了,难道你们就一点都没有跟神联系上的方法了么？” I want to confirm but actually, 123 this in the fellow who the operating time slides class Qiaogang, how is to leave a way out to oneself. 我倒想确认一下,123这个在工作时间溜班翘岗的家伙,到底是怎么给自己留条后路的。 „Were you say must under special circumstances with the method of gods urgent contact?” Eva publicized eyes, „but actually really has the means that but now really no emergency case not? If to experiment merely must hold this ceremony, even the gods did not blame, should not be the matter that believer can casual handle randomly: That alarmed the gods.” “你是说在特殊情况下要跟神明紧急联络的方法么？”伊娃张大了眼睛,“倒确实是有办法啦,不过现在真的没什么紧急情况不是么？如果仅仅是为了试验就要举行这种仪式的话,即使神明不责备,也不应该是信徒可以随便乱做的事情:那太惊扰神明了。” I know that the opposite party will reply, she is different from me, I already not treated as the gods to regard 123 and other God Clan strip five people of group members, that group of goods were one crowd rub at home eat to rub drink to rub house three to rub the party, can help prepare food besides Monina, but Uncle Kansas human and animals harmless beside, remaining three basically can annoy one by one troublesome, how did you make me put in a set them with the god? But present Eva, War God in her mind, but is supreme, powerful, brilliant, benevolent, fair, Human Race can make, moreover can place on the male positive/direct glossary to fear her to dare to settle to own War God on, with the technical expression described that she is 123 fans, you let her merely to satisfy one crowd „Alien” the curiosity sends the harassment message to own gods, that is impossible. 我就知道对方会这么回答,她跟我不一样,我是早就不把123及其他神族条子五人组成员当做神明看待了,那帮货在家里就是一群蹭吃蹭喝蹭房子的三蹭党,除了莫妮娜还能帮忙做饭,而肯瑟大叔又人畜无害之外,剩下仨基本上一个比一个能惹麻烦,你让我怎么把他们跟神放到一个集合里？但眼前的伊娃,她心目中的战神可是至高无上的,强大,睿智,仁慈,公正,人类能造出来而且能放在雄性身上的正面词汇恐怕她都敢给自己的战神身上安,用专业术语来形容她就是123的脑残粉,你让她仅仅为了满足一群“外星人”的好奇心就给自己的神明发骚扰短信,那是万万不可能的。 However after I and Shandora strongly requested one, Old Master thunder has become less crowded. 不过在我和珊多拉强烈要求了一番之后,雷老爷子还是有所松动了。 The reason that we use is- to promote understanding degrees between two variation civilization, it is necessary from understanding the the other's religion ingredient starts, if Eva is willing to be in front of our and in her War God relation, we are also willing to leave behind our religious book( in my space to install big pile of Della Holy Bible for the resident of deep blue star along), War God that if the deep blue star believes can show the sufficient attraction in us at present, perhaps in the future in the fifth fleet will also present War God believer- front several attractions to Old Master thunder is ordinary, only last, that is any. Seduction that a reverent believer is unable to resist, therefore uncle immediately on heart movement. 我们用的理由是-为了增进两个异种文明之间的了解程度,有必要从了解对方的宗教成分开始,而假如伊娃愿意当着我们的面和她的战神联系上,我们也愿意为碧蓝之星的居民留下自己的宗教册子(我随身空间里装了一大堆叮当圣经),并且假如碧蓝之星所信仰的战神可以在我们眼前展现出足够的吸引力,说不定将来第五舰队中也会出现战神的信徒-前面几条对雷老爷子的吸引力一般,惟独最后一条,那是任何一个虔诚教徒都无法抗拒的诱惑,于是老大爷顿时就心动了。 But the fifth fleet is impossible to be very long in the time that this star stays, even several days later must start, they can in me and in front of Shandora demonstrated that the War God strength the opportunity were not many, perhaps but when also War God will go to work...... in brief, Old Master thunder does not want to lose this opportunity, therefore he nods to Eva decisively: „Gives a try, the empathize understands. Because this is to disseminate the truth.” 而第五舰队在这个星球停留的时间不可能很长,甚至几天后就要启程,他们能在我和珊多拉面前展示战神力量的机会本来就不多,还说不定战神什么时候才会上班……总而言之,雷老爷子不想失去这个机会,于是他果断对伊娃点了点头:“试试看吧,神会理解的。因为这是为了传播真理。” Eva sees oneself grandfather, looked at our one eyes, lowers the head to make a pray gently, under me and Shandora gaze, she cast off head golden crown curiously, takes down cross in Holy Bible, receives this two kinds War God halidom carefully in a Preikestolen small check, then a surges from that hidden compartment. Puts out big pile of strange gadget. 伊娃看着自己的爷爷,又看了我们一眼,轻轻低下头去做了声祈祷,在我和珊多拉好奇的注视下,她摘掉了头上的金色头冠,又取下跨在身上的圣经,把这两样战神圣物小心地收在布道台后面的一个小格子里,然后从那个暗格中一阵翻腾。拿出一大堆诡异的玩意儿来。 Then witnesses the time of miracle, she remove the golden small sword in altar, changed into a black eyes shape coat of arms, wore a black Princess crown in the head seriously, then took out some type of suspicious red liquid to smudge on the lip, the instantaneous makings turned into the cults priest to be the same from the saintess, then she took out a remote control from pocket along. Presses gently. 接下来是见证奇迹的时刻,她把祭坛上的金色小剑撤掉,换成了一枚黑色的眼睛状纹章,又郑重其事地在头上戴了一顶黑色的公主头冠,然后取出某种可疑的红色液体涂抹在嘴唇上,瞬间气质就从圣女变成了邪教祭司一样,接下来她从随身的口袋里取出一个遥控器。轻轻一摁。 In rumble the sound, War God after Preikestolen fell likely unexpectedly. Then a new idol everything may become vulnerable rises. This idol and War God are almost likely big, the similarly lifelike work is fine, its image is actually dignity noble beautiful young girl, idol surroundings lingers is looking is not the dark fog of natural product, making her flood one type from top to bottom gloomily strange, even approaches to terrifying special makings, however this makings do not make people feel evilly. Instead feels the formidable impressive and dignified manner feeling. A young girl idol rigid black short-sword, takes single-handedly the shovel...... god return to original state Oh! 在轰隆隆的响动中,布道台后的战神像竟然降了下去。然后一尊新的神像地动山摇地升起来。这尊神像和战神像差不多大,同样栩栩如生做工精致,其形象却是一位威严高贵的美丽少女,神像周围萦绕着一看就不是自然产物的暗色云雾,让她浑身上下充斥着一种阴森诡异,甚至接近于恐怖的特殊气质,然而这种气质却不让人感觉邪恶。反而充满让人敬畏的威仪感。少女神像一手执着一把黑色短剑,一手拿着把铲子……神还原啊！ This World does not certainly have the shovel. I think...... 这个世界一定没有铲子。我是这么认为的…… This miss I knew, but in my impression her the face in ice-cold that like this sculpture is not stiff. But brings black belly all day bad smiles, or after making trouble is successful the complacency, she gives me the biggest impression with unable to touch on slightly slightly dignifiedly, I record the strawberry cake that she is making am one certainly . Moreover the great love window-shops to buy the attractive jewelry( although after buying, has not seen her to wear), in the God Clan strip five people of groups counts her most to spend, next is Icetis...... 这姑娘我认识,只不过我印象中她那张脸可不像这个雕塑上的那么冰冷生硬。而是整天带着腹黑的坏笑,或者捣蛋成功之后的洋洋得意,她给我最大的印象也丝毫跟威严沾不上边,我就记着她做的草莓蛋糕是一绝,而且巨爱逛街买漂亮首饰(尽管买回来之后从没见她戴过),神族条子五人组里面数她最能花钱,其次是冰蒂斯…… After Eva and other new idols rise, starts the new round prayer ceremony, unlike prayer completely- Holy Bible in her hand changed into a big book of black title page, that book is also she takes from the hidden compartment after Preikestolen. 伊娃等这尊新的神像升上来之后开始新一轮的祈祷仪式,跟刚才的祈祷词完全不同-她手中的圣经都换成了一本黑色封面的大书,那本书也是她从布道台后的暗格里取出来的。 I: „......” 我:“……” My TM knew the so-called alternative plan what's the matter...... 我TM知道所谓的备选方案是怎么回事了…… A moment later, Eva completed the prayer, makes appearance that inclines the head and listens attentively, then said to us: „God should hear, later will respond, I hope that you can make the god feel has the value to accept this extra alarming.” 片刻之后,伊娃完成了祷告,做出侧耳倾听的模样,然后对我们说:“神应该已经听到了,稍后就会回应,我希望你们可以让神感觉有价值接受这次额外的惊扰。” I pull the mouth to reveal one not to know that is expression that cries is smiles, referred to the following Monina idol: „Is this your alternative plans? War God does not go to work makes his sister answer the telephone?” 我扯着嘴露出一个不知道是哭是笑的表情,指了指后面莫妮娜的神像:“这就是你们的备选方案？战神不上班的时候让他妹妹接电话？” „How you know that the god of shadow is the War God younger sister?” What Eva exceptionally discovers immediately keenly, looks that my eyes asked that then on the face showed the pleasantly surprised expression, „Oh! your were the gods of World belief the god of shadow?! The lord, this was good, it seems like these outer space guests and we bathe the lucky fellow under similar honor...... really not to know that the god of shadow will hear this World to broadcast your sounds to be happy......” “你们怎么知道暗影之神是战神的妹妹？”伊娃立刻就异常敏锐地发现了什么,看着我的眼睛问道,然后脸上露出惊喜的表情,“啊！难道你们的世界信仰的神明是暗影之神？！哦,主啊,这太好了,看来这些天外来客和我们是沐浴在同样荣光下的幸运儿……真不知道暗影之神听到这个世界传来你们的声音会多么高兴……” No, I thought that she will have a scare mostly, then in I go home before Shandora 123 punches black and blue. 不,我觉得她多半会被吓一跳,然后会在我跟珊多拉回家之前把123揍到鼻青脸肿。 at this moment in my sudden heart moves, some premonition of pit father, therefore asked freely spoken: „Some of my also follow-up issues-, if...... the god of shadow has not heard your pray not, that......” 这时候我突然心中一动,有了个坑爹的预感,于是顺口问道:“那我还有个后续问题-假如莫……暗影之神也没有听到你的祈祷,那……” „God is brilliant.” On the Ina face has the happy look, handed over the remote control in her hand, I received looked, immediately felt under foot is not steady: That above entire simultaneously is arranging five buttons, by the first button is labelling a golden great sword, second is labelling a black short sword, third is labelling a golden Sun, by fourth drew threatening Huge Dragon, by fifth is drawing a mosquito. “神是睿智的。”伊娜脸上带着开心的神色,将她手中的遥控器递了过来,我接过一看,顿时感觉脚下一个不稳:那上面整整齐齐排列着五个按钮,第一个按钮旁标注着一把金色巨剑,第二个标注着一把黑色短刀,第三个标注着一轮金色的太阳,第四个旁边画了个张牙舞爪的巨龙,第五个旁边画着一只蚊子。 ...... I thought that fifth should want to draw dragonfly, but place insufficient- may also be this World not have dragonfly, therefore the maker of remote control imagines cannot. ……我觉得第五个应该是想画蜻蜓的,但地方不够了-也有可能是这个世界没有蜻蜓,于是遥控器的制作者想象不能。 I held the Shandora's arm: „Was turned off the confinement to arrive to God's Domain enough that five fellows this gadget belt/bring in ancient times.” 我捅了捅珊多拉的胳膊:“把这玩意儿带到神界够那五个家伙被关禁闭到地老天荒的。” „...... Perhaps useless,” Shandora does not know whether to laugh or cry shakes the head( Her Majesty the Queen to show such expression not easily), „they dare brazenly to go on duty for somebody else mutually, that explained that this conforms to the stipulation...... I to know so many gods mostly, Della hand/subordinate this fellows also truly were the combinations of unique.” “……恐怕没用,”珊多拉哭笑不得地摇摇头(女王陛下露出这样的表情也不容易),“他们敢明目张胆互相顶岗,那就说明这多半符合规定……不过我认识那么多神,叮当手下这帮家伙也确实是空前绝后的组合了。” Yes, you said the high-level gods who initially gave Della squad grouping what goal do stem from gather these five world rare issue members go together? Can collect neat to toss about one group their five. Does this harbor big retaliatory mentality to World? 是啊,你说当初给叮当小队编组的高级神明是出自什么样的目的把这五个天下罕见的问题分子凑到一块去的？能把他们五个收集齐了折腾成一组。这得对世界怀着多大的报复心理？ In this time, Eva's pray is having the echo finally, I feel the atmosphere in entire church suddenly change, some type of quite familiar aura was full space instantaneously- seemed some female cook really to come here, and to be everywhere was the same. Although I and Shandora with this aura are quite familiar, therefore no too big feeling, but Eva and Old Master thunder actually kneel down as if by prior agreement before the idol, is reading aloud anything devotionally in a low voice. A moment later, a sound is resounding directly in all directions- even gives people one type in the misconception in own mind resounding: „Eva. I heard your summon, you have-, stuck- volume, what matter do you have?” 正在这时,伊娃的祈祷终于有回声了,我就感觉整个教堂内的气氛突然一变,某种自己相当熟悉的气息瞬间充盈了空间-就好像某厨娘真的来到了这里,而且无处不在一样。虽然我和珊多拉对这个气息相当熟悉因此没什么太大的感觉,但伊娃和雷老爷子却不约而同地跪倒在神像前,虔诚地低声诵读着什么。片刻之后,一个声音直接在四面八方响起-甚至给人一种在自己脑海中响起的错觉:“伊娃。我听到了你的呼唤,你有-呀,糊了-额,你有何事？” Shandora eyes looks bright and intelligent, firmly grabbed my hand: In the family/home has started to prepare food. 珊多拉眼睛水汪汪地看过来,紧紧抓住了我的手:家里已经开始做饭了。 Eva with Old Master thunder, even if heard „the words of god” to infiltrate the strange content still kept calm, as if „, stuck” such thing is the thing that this World millenniums became accustomed to is still the same. The Eva hand holds Holy Bible. Said respectfully: „God, our World welcomed the visitor in coming from remote foreign land. They......” 伊娃跟雷老爷子即便听到“神的话语”中混进了奇怪的内容也仍然保持镇定,仿佛“呀,糊了”这样的东西也是这个世界千年来习以为常的东西一样。伊娃手捧圣经。恭敬地说道:“神,我们的世界迎来了来自遥远异乡的访客。他们……” „cough cough. Is I.” I am finally silent do not get down, made noise to interrupt Eva's words. “咳咳。是我。”我终于沉默不下去了,出声打断了伊娃的话。 Does not know is the misconception, I finish speaking hear some strange place to transmit a pots and pans Della chaotic sound the strange sound, then before Monina, that was full of the impressive and dignified manner the sound to collapse all of a sudden, turned into daily that ancient spirit demon chirp the sound: „! Chen? How is you?” 不知是不是错觉,我话音刚落就听到某种诡异的地方传来一阵锅碗瓢盆叮当乱响的诡异动静,然后莫妮娜之前那充满威仪的声音一下子就崩了,变成日常那种古灵精怪叽叽喳喳的动静:“呀！陈？怎么是你？” Eva and Old Master thunder the response does not come instantaneously, even forgets oneself present to keep solemn and respectful, was almost receives an electric shock to jump same. My at this moment realized suddenly, oneself should not greet quickly with Monina. But perhaps opposite Monina also remembered this( also to be possible be can see here scene), luckily the latter was extremely bright. She changes into believer of that dignity full sound to oneself elder brother to say immediately: „Eva, I must with the friend conversation that you bring, now withdraws from the church, closes the front door, does not permit anybody to come.” 伊娃和雷老爷子瞬间就反应不过来了,甚至忘了自己现在应该保持肃穆,几乎是触电一样跳了起来。我这时候才猛然意识到,自己跟莫妮娜不应该这么快打招呼来着。而对面的莫妮娜或许也想起了这茬(也有可能是可以看到这边的景象),幸亏后者冰雪聪明。她立刻换成那种威严满满的声音对自己兄长的信徒说道:“伊娃,我要和你们带来的朋友交谈,现在退出教堂,关闭大门,不准任何人进来。” Looks comes out Eva is the whole face is curious, but she still loyally fulfilled the duty of obedient gods, leads feeling puzzled and own grandfather of full belly withdrew from the main hall together, after the front door of church „bang” a closure, I shouted the tone: „Ok, they walked.” 看得出来伊娃是满脸好奇的,但她仍然忠实地履行了服从神明的义务,带着满肚子的困惑不解和自己的爷爷一起退出了主厅,当教堂的大门“砰”一声关闭之后,我呼了口气:“行了,他们走了。” „, Can speak now,” Monina sound time from does not transmit in all directions, but transmits from the idol direction, „you...... in that World that my brother does manage? what’s going on?” “嗷,现在能说话了,”莫妮娜的声音这次不是从四面八方传来,而是从神像的方向传来,“你们……难道在我老哥管理的那个世界？这是怎么回事？” „It seems like the fleet jumped to here from the beginning,” I drew Shandora nearby to look for a cushion to sit down, chats with Monina, „your elder brother? How this critical moment did he fall the chain?” “看来舰队一开始就跳到这儿了,”我拉着珊多拉就近找了个坐垫坐下,跟莫妮娜聊起天来,“你哥呢？这关键时刻他怎么又掉链子了？” „My brother took to the streets to pursue the miss to go,” Monina reckless Bai, I know unguardedly Ilson was not at home mostly- had the possibility to be drawn by Uncle Kansas is feeding the bird in some nearby park, „came back me to punch him, he said before met believer to report, at that time looked one side the early warning system did not have the response first to place, what content also without saying was- where I think that he did not have the brain, that report mostly in other words your matters?” “我哥上街追姑娘去了,”莫妮娜信口胡掰,我知道依尔森多半是不在家-有可能正被肯瑟大叔拉着在附近某个公园喂鸟,“回来我揍他,他之前说接了个信徒报告,当时看预警系统没反应就先放在一边了,也没说是什么内容-我哪想到他这么没脑子啊,那个报告多半就是说你们的事吧？” „, That not.” I said here experience myself from beginning to end, you also really let alone, have the communications system and do not have the difference of communications system is very big, oneself with Lin Xue connect forcefully, although can also speak, but always feels a little appearance of delay . Moreover the voice quality is also less optimistic, was through God Clan this special line, communications quality came up, I even can hear the hits of opposite pots and pans by the Monina sound and rushes in the sound that Little Bubbles of kitchen yelled...... “啊,那可不。”我把自己在这边的经历原原本本说了出来,你还真别说,有通讯系统和没有通讯系统的区别还挺大的,自己跟林雪强行连线虽然也能说话,但总感觉有点延迟的样子,而且语音质量也不容乐观,可是通过神族这个专线,通信质量唰就上来了,透过莫妮娜的声音我甚至能听到对面锅碗瓢盆的撞击和闯进厨房的小泡泡哇哇大叫的声音…… Wait, why has the communication of theoretically spirit straight even/including had this offscreen voice to exist? 等等,为什么理论上精神直连的通信会一直有这种画外音存在？ „, I am preparing food, with the spirit feared continually fried to stick again, being assigned away from the capital of management terminal now uses.” That side Monina very natural said. Therefore in my mind leaps a picture vividly: In the church in the world of mortals, many believer were praying devotionally, listens respectfully to god's instruction, but in God's Domain, their gods is the apron is just sauntering in the top, stir-fried dish while with a believer lecture of matter about truth, in the gods present china cabinet is putting Ipad...... “哦,我正做饭呢,用精神直连怕再炒糊了,现在用的管理终端的外放。”莫妮娜那边很自然地说道。于是我脑海中就形象地跃出一幅画面:凡间的教堂中,诸多信徒正在虔诚祈祷,聆听神的教诲,而在神界,他们的神明正系着围裙在灶台边转悠,一边炒菜一边跟信徒讲关于真理的事儿,神明眼前的碗橱里放着个Ipad…… Suddenly once the feeling accepted such setting also to have the feeling appearance very much! 突然感觉一旦接受了这样的设定也很带感的样子！ „Ok, matter on hand finished,” that side at this moment Monina hears a spatula sound, as well as Little Bubbles reluctant to part collects to want the stealing food thing result by the protests that the Sir picks up, „shouted, this may really be a good news, knows which finally you were, like this you can come back quickly- here one group of people were worried that quickly...... Anveena, the soy sauce was almost used up!” “好了,手头的事忙完了,”这时候莫妮娜那边传来一阵锅铲声,以及小泡泡依依呀呀凑过来想要偷吃东西结果被大人抱走的抗议声,“呼,这可真是个好消息,总算知道你们在哪,这样你们很快就能回来了-这边一群人都快担心死了……安薇娜,酱油快用完了哦！” The Anveena indistinct sound as if conveys from very far place( because family's kitchen really very big): „, Knew, small Medyvh has gone out to buy-, haven't you been speaking with whom a moment ago?” 安薇娜飘渺的声音仿佛是从很远地方传来的(因为家里的厨房真的很大):“哦,知道了,小麦迪雯已经出去买了-唔,你刚才一直在和谁说话呢？” „Your master Oh.” “你的主人哦。” Monina these words finish speaking I to start the countdown, from a three numbers to flash, bang bang the chaotic sound of pang pang really resounds as promised, then the voice of Ghost maid resounded through the church: „Master?! Masters!! You contacted with the master!? Where the masters are you at? Hasn't been injured? Mistresses also in? Are you good? Did the dinner eat? Heard that the master was stranded in different World really did not have the issue? Doesn't there have the enemy? Right the master, in the family/home ate in the evening......” 莫妮娜这句话话音刚落我就开始倒计时,从三数到一的一瞬间,一阵砰砰乓乓的乱响果然如约响起,然后幽灵女仆的声音响彻了教堂:“主人？！主人！！你联系上主人了！？主人你在哪呢？没受伤吧？女主人也在吧？你们都还好吧？晚饭吃了吗？听说主人被困在异世界了真的没问题吗？那里没有敌人吧？对了主人,家里晚上吃……” „Hurries to stop!” I hurry to yell that stops the Anveena's thread of conversation, at the same time has a look at the side the eye to brave the green light Her Majesty the Queen, „Shandora is hungry, you let alone such irritant thing. Shandora, endures again, we one will serve a meal......” “赶紧停！”我慌忙一声大叫止住安薇娜的话头,一边看看身旁已经眼冒绿光的女王陛下,“珊多拉还饿着呢,你别说这么刺激性的东西。珊多拉,再忍忍,咱一会开饭啊……” Shandora smacks the lips: „But A'Jun, I really hungry...... or goes home now directly, has known in any case is which World, doesn't the direct transmission have the issue?” 珊多拉咂咂嘴:“可是阿俊,我真的饿了……要不现在直接回家吧,反正已经知道是哪个世界,直接传送回去没问题吧？” I one want also to be, seems like goes back really no issue now: Obstructs the status of fleet only, after confirming this World patron god had actually solved, but when I am thinking, in the church suddenly resounded another sound: 我一想也是,貌似现在回去真没什么问题:唯一阻挠舰队的定位问题,在确认了这个世界的守护神之后其实就已经解决了,不过就在我这么想着的时候,教堂中突然响起了另一个声音: „Perhaps wood/blockhead, you have not been able to leave that World temporarily......” “木头,恐怕你们暂时还不能离开那个世界……” Is Ojou-sama, did she come out from the coffin?( To be continued. 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