XE :: Volume #11

#1051: About godhood, home education issue

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The child how daily life that teaches a anything not to understand is one works with the heart the strenuous matter, but sometimes it is also interesting, the naive pure child never receives „general knowledge” the restraints of two characters, the matter that usually makes lets the person not only does not know whether to laugh or cry and feeling novel interesting- good, actually I want to myself a comfort, to be good to show that accompanied that only to be silly Raven to pass several days of being in chaotic situation life is not that terrifying matter. 教一个什么都不懂的小孩子如何起居是一件非常劳心费力的事情,但有时候它也充满乐趣,天真单纯的孩子从不受“常识”二字的约束,平常做出的事情让人既啼笑皆非又感觉新奇有趣-好吧,其实我只是想给自己个安慰,好证明陪那只傻乌鸦度过好几天鸡飞狗跳的生活并不是那么恐怖的事情。 When the small Raven only bird, Anveena once tried to make her remember the name of whole family, but was the personality and intelligence had not possibly followed at that time, little brat recorded everything in disorder, but now she records the name of family member finally entire, and used own way to call the family member: Her name was mother Anveena, called my master, called Uncle Kansas, called Brother Ilson, remaining, regardless of the size all were an elder sister, from Shandora, got down to Della, without exception. We do from the beginning do not understand why this little brat called, afterward Xiaoxue could not bear finally gives to disclose the truth ahead of time: Name many words bird minute is not clear. 在小乌鸦还是只鸟的时候,安薇娜曾试着让她记住全家人的名字,不过那时候可能是人格和智力还没有跟上,小家伙记了个乱七八糟,而现在她终于把家人的名字记全了,并且用自己的方式称呼家人:她叫安薇娜妈妈,叫我主人,叫肯瑟叔叔,叫依尔森哥哥,剩下的不论大小一律是姐姐,上至珊多拉,下到叮当,无一例外。我们一开始搞不明白为什么这小家伙这么叫,后来晓雪终于忍不住提前给透露了谜底:称呼再多的话这只鸟就分不清楚了。 Morning time Anveena told me jubilantly a good news, Medyvh remembered probably wear the clothes finally to go out, after this time got out of bed, even was puts on the woolen sweater, naturally she also therefore bundled oneself, but this after all was a extraordinary progress, silly bird streaking the probability dropped many. Next Anveena also wants to teach Medyvh to clean the teeth to wash the face- I thought that small Ghost this little was too impatient, does not have steadily the bird of tooth as one, Medyvh eats meal to know that now chewed swallowed again is a extraordinary progress. at this moment you counted on that she can understand why the tooth also needs to brush. This is not forces someone to do something against his will, If nothing else, Della cleans the teeth also the water to eat the toothpaste now, I cannot correct the little thing the abuse...... 早上的时候安薇娜兴高采烈地告诉我一个好消息,麦迪雯终于记住了要穿好衣服才能出门,她这次起床之后甚至是自己套上毛衣的,当然她也因此把自己捆了起来,但这总归是个了不起的进步,傻鸟裸奔着出去的几率下降了好多。下一步安薇娜还想教麦迪雯刷牙洗脸-我觉得小幽灵这就有点太心急了,作为一个从没长过牙的鸟,麦迪雯现在吃饭能知道嚼碎了再咽已经是个了不起的进步。这时候你就指望她能理解为什么牙还需要刷。这不是强人所难嘛,别的不说,现在叮当刷牙还就着水把牙膏全吃下去呢,我迄今没能纠正小东西的恶习…… Little sisters who in the opposite parties are many, the one who feels Supreme to be popular is Little Bubbles, because she thought that she had the playmate finally: Moreover is in the same level. Always Little Bubbles could not find to be able at home with the child who play, Pandora and Viska, although was divided the child pile frequently, but when little brat divide the sugar and cake keeps a promise, but that two short winter melon out-and-out Sir, but Lilina not to mention. in the bones impossible to play the same place with Little Bubbles: In fact I do not dare to make her live alone with Little Bubbles, for fear that the girl had a bad effect on the child ; Suigintou seems like compared with Little Bubbles also frustrates, what a pity only then occasional time seems like an irritable child, whole time she by having mature Doll young girl of several hundred years of story poses as ; Finally remaining only then Ji sparkles with Little Bubbles is very intimate. What a pity the nanny is not a playmate, you cannot count on that will strike regularly a time fool king with Teddy bear harmony happiness. In summary Little Bubbles is a person has played at home, all children are older than her or are more intelligent than her, even if not bully her not to play the same place, but now we are many Medyvh, first from the intelligence, two people are equally matched, second from......, from the intelligence said that they are very suitable to become the sisters. 对家中多出的小姐妹,感觉最高兴的是小泡泡,因为她觉得自己终于有玩伴了:而且还是处于同一水平的。一直以来小泡泡在家里都找不到能和自己一起玩的孩子,潘多拉和维斯卡虽然经常被划分到孩子堆,但那只有在给小家伙们分糖和蛋糕的时候才算数,那俩矮冬瓜可是不折不扣的大人,而莉莉娜更不用说了。骨子里就不可能跟小泡泡玩到一块:事实上我都不敢让她跟小泡泡独处,生怕那丫头把孩子带坏了;水银灯看上去比小泡泡还挫,可惜只有偶尔的时候看上去像个别扭的小孩,大部分时间她以有数百年阅历的成熟人偶少女自居;最后剩下的就只有姬闪闪和小泡泡挺亲密。可惜保姆也不是玩伴,你不能指望那个隔三差五罢工一次的傻蛋王会跟泰迪熊其乐融融。综上所述小泡泡在家里一直是一个人玩,所有孩子都比她大或者比她聪明,即使不欺负她也玩不到一块,而现在我们多了个麦迪雯,第一从智力上,两个人不相上下,第二从……嗯,就从智力上说吧,俩人挺适合当姐妹的。 Several days of Little Bubbles are intimate with Medyvh. little brat that both words do not talk clearly as if can always find the game way that they are interested, including plays the sand in the entrance and goes to basement „Ghost Empire” big risk. Yesterday afternoon I even noticed that the former held the most precious gleaming collection to come and latter from the room shares, this simply inconceivable, must know that these sparkled the shining thing, but Little Bubbles' treasure, much even was she through the fight must come- Gill younger sister at that time on the eye tearful, I discovered Little Bubbles gave in the Medyvh small gift impressively three ancient scepters and two Jinniu statues that is mounting the gem, where these things from came self-evident. 几天的时间小泡泡就已经和麦迪雯亲密无间。两个话都说不清的小家伙似乎总能找到她们自己感兴趣的游戏方式,包括在门口玩沙子和去地下室“幽灵帝国”大冒险。昨天下午我甚至看到前者从房间里抱出了自己最宝贵的亮闪闪收藏品来和后者分享,这简直让人不可思议,要知道那些闪闪发亮的东西可是小泡泡的宝贝,其中不少甚至是她通过战斗得来的-吉尔妹子当时就眼泪汪汪的,我发现小泡泡送给麦迪雯的小礼物中赫然有三把镶嵌着宝石的古代权杖和俩金牛雕像,这些东西从哪来不言而喻。 I rejoiced very much Little Bubbles has not taken Holy Grail: In her holding really Holy Grail, moreover is not that two five plastic material qualities, is truly with fine Divine Artifact that the fine gold and fluorspar mount, that is previous Bubbles goes out to stroll buys to give from the Avalon big shrine entrance Holy Grail store the daughter. Release serial number 12590. That shop by Lilina and small Artemis combine operation, was known as sells is the genuine article, the store was just open for business causes the fierce reaction in the hero soul, more than ten is bought more than 20 jin (0.5 kg) by hero soul one person that the Holy Grail war entrapped seriously it is said that with going home to be pounding playing. But henceforth the Holy Grail two characters also became in Gill younger sister heart forever pain. Compared with knows on initially when World also has two 51 Holy Grail also painful: After all Holy Grail of two five editions also need to make Della take a bath to make, the output is limited. Holy Grail that but in the Holy Grail store these are made by the goddess priest is actually goods of swayed counter, even the instruction booklet has, this was in the wound of scarlet fruits scatters the cumin. If Little Bubbles really gives small Raven Holy Grail, I worried very much that pitiful rubbing clothes board direct will fall insanely. 我很庆幸小泡泡没有把圣杯也拿出来:她的藏品里真有一个圣杯,而且不是那种两块五的塑料材质,是真正用精金和萤石镶嵌起来的精美神器,那是上次泡泡出去闲逛的时候从阿瓦隆大神殿门口的圣杯专卖店里买给自己女儿的。出厂编号12590。那家店由莉莉娜和小阿尔忒弥斯联合经营,号称卖的都是真货,商店刚开张的时候在英灵中引起剧烈反响,十几个被圣杯战争严重坑害的英灵据说一人买了二十多斤,拿回家砸着玩。而从此圣杯俩字也成了吉尔妹心中永远的痛。比当初知道世界上还有两块五一个的圣杯时还痛:毕竟两块五版本的圣杯还需要让叮当洗个澡才能造出来,产量有限。可圣杯专卖店里那些由女神祭司制造的圣杯却是一摆一柜台的货,连说明书都有,这就是赤果果的伤口上撒孜然了。假如小泡泡真送给小乌鸦一个圣杯的话,我很担心那个可怜的搓衣板会直接疯掉。 Facing the Little Bubbles' gift, the silly bird was also very happy, and put out the most precious thing to treat as to return a courtesy: Her half egg shell, right, she is hatched the later remaining egg shells in the past, she kept half, Little Bubbles half, two little misses took an oath by the egg shell, the agreement this life forever was the good sisters, after knowing this matter, our family was basically silly...... 面对小泡泡的礼物,傻鸟也十分高兴,并且拿出了自己最宝贵的东西当做回礼:她的半个蛋壳,对,就是当年她被孵出来之后剩下的蛋壳,她留一半,小泡泡一半,俩小姑娘以蛋壳起誓,约定今生永远是好姐妹,知道这事儿之后我们全家基本上都傻掉了…… Little Bubbles and Medyvh in together are actually very interesting scenes, they exchange are so easy, in fact these two little brat that you have not thought basically are language barriers, after gu that Little Bubbles is in sole possession of language and Medyvh disorderly bird song collision, they are confused, what however is mysterious is two little brat unexpectedly such from at heart the mutual understanding, moreover jubilation that can play in the situation of same fog, even each one shouts the matter that are understanding, one side can also put together the building block intimately, this mysterious scene was puzzling, Lilina has prepared to rise this phenomenon to the research subject highly. The topic name is to discuss two cannot understand each other saying that how anything's little brat can chat a afternoon, the subtitle is the possibility of cross race lily- I thought it is necessary to choke to death this topic ahead of time. 小泡泡和麦迪雯在一块其实是挺有意思的场景,她们交流起来没有你想的那么容易,事实上这俩小家伙基本上是语言不通的,小泡泡独有的咕吖语和麦迪雯颠三倒四的鸟语碰撞之后,俩人都是一头雾水,然而神奇的是两个小家伙竟然就这么从心里互相理解着,而且能在同样雾水的情况下玩的兴高采烈,甚至一边各自嚷嚷着自己才明白的事情,一边还能亲密无间地拼积木,这种神奇场景让人百思不得其解,莉莉娜已经准备把这个现象上升到研究课题的高度了,课题名称就是论俩互相听不懂对方说啥的小家伙是如何能聊一下午的,副标题是跨种族百合的可能性-我觉得有必要把这个课题提前掐死。 Now Little Bubbles is collecting with Medyvh reads the textbook together, two little girl lie on the tea table, the small head withstand/top in the same place, full is the wholly absorbed appearance, if were not the textbook took down, this was very gratifying. That book is Little Bubbles brings from the school. Now little girl is Empire Army matter school attached elementary school honorable small student. In small education ministry, because considering that other coming from low science and technology World child short time have no way to adapt to the Empire science and technology product, for example personal information terminal, therefore they were still using very ancient, but sufficient „textbook”, Little Bubbles just receives the new book today, takes carry back with Medyvh impatiently shares, they book but actually putting, guesses what together above draws is anything...... 现在小泡泡正在和麦迪雯凑一块看课本,俩小丫头趴在茶几上,小脑袋顶在一块,满是专心致志的模样,如果不是课本放倒了,这一幕真挺让人欣慰的。那本书是小泡泡从学校带回来的。现在小丫头已经是帝国军事学院附属小学一名光荣的小学生了。在小学部,因为考虑到来自其他低科技世界的小孩子短时间没法适应帝国的科技产物,比如个人信息终端,所以他们仍然在用很古老但已经够用的“课本”,今天小泡泡刚领到新书,迫不及待地拿回来跟麦迪雯分享,她们把书倒着放,一块猜上面画的是什么东西…… The scene has the love made me unable to bear be moved to tears, when one type father's happy heart arose spontaneously: mother this was in the normal child Oh! family/home that helps bear the child usually really be tosses about quickly insanely...... 场面有爱的让我都忍不住热泪盈眶了,一种当爹的幸福感油然而生:尼玛这才是正常的孩子啊！家里那帮熊孩子平常真是快把人折腾疯了…… „Father, I was also very lovable in childhood. But was clever,” Xiaoxue does not know where from braved, the mouth ka-beng ka-beng is chewing between -meal snack, at the same time lies near my ear flushes air toward inside mischievously. „Right, now I am also very lovable. Do not be curious, I know that you planned to educate me, did not need the deva-eye to know. Right father, do you eat this not? This bean that is the vanilla fries, the child also meets this small craftsmanship, she said that own sometimes fries some plant seeds, when the food eats, this World one grass seed of bean and her World especially looks like.” “爸,我小时候也挺可爱的。可乖了,”晓雪不知道从哪冒了出来,嘴里嘎嘣嘎嘣嚼着零食,一边趴在我耳朵边上调皮地往里面吹气。“对了,现在我也挺可爱的。你别好奇,我都知道你打算教育我了,不用开天眼都知道。对了爸,你吃这个不？这个是香草炒的豆子诶,那孩子还会这小手艺呢,她说自己有时候就炒些植物种子当饭吃,这个世界的豆子和她那个世界的一种草籽特别像。” Xiaoxue forces in golden parched beans my hand, I throw into mouth one conveniently, actually fries the soybean. However is very fragrant. „Girl, should you know the vanilla? In the future has her?” 晓雪将一把金黄色的炒豆子塞进我手里,我随手扔进嘴里一颗,其实就是炒黄豆。不过还挺香的。“丫头,你应该知道香草吧？未来有她没？” I start to inquire that the future matter, Xiaoxue will not mention these not to appear with us generally at our front people or the matters, to prevent to affect my judgment, before for example the vanilla appears, she person to Medyvh will not say a word in the future, but if the person appeared, she has been liberal in the discussion actually. 我又开始打听未来的事儿了,晓雪一般不会跟我们提起那些还没有出现在我们面前的人或事,以防止影响我的判断力,比如香草出现之前,她就对麦迪雯未来身边的人只字未提,但假如人已经出现了,她倒是不吝于谈论的。 „Naturally has, vanilla, these two characters, only then a small number of talents dare to say its.” Xiaoxue is reading the picture album two little girl person of stoppers a bean, Little Bubbles started to speak with the bean, Medyvh swallows down food again directly: Sees the bean and so on little thing, she cannot suppress the feed custom of birds, „crow god Pope. Sharp knife blade, lightning. Flame, as well as acting of anger of all natures, teacher of Mage and assassin, bandits and thieves and summon, but eye-catching. The father you do not need to suspect, in the future your side one has not been fuel-efficient- you look at my oil consumption big......” “当然有,香草嘛,这两个字只有少数人才敢直呼其名呢。”晓雪给正在看画册的两个小丫头一人塞了一把豆子,小泡泡开始跟豆子说话,麦迪雯再次把食物直接吞了下去:看见豆子之类的小东西,她还是抑制不住鸟类的进食习惯的,“鸦神教皇。利刃,闪电。火焰,以及所有自然之怒的代行者,魔法师和刺客、盗贼、召唤师的导师,可拉风了。爸你就不用怀疑,将来你身边没一个是省油的-你看我耗油量就不小……” I stare: „Is so fierce?” 我一愣:“这么厉害呢？” „Naturally, but possibly is grows up in that environment since childhood, I thought that nothing fierce,” Xiaoxue upturns directly from the sofa seat back cushion, the plump throws oneself on the sofa, does not have to lie down vividly, but also builds the leg on my belly, among the graces can look that she was to truly let Icetis in childhood has brought, „you know that my mother's title, Prophet, the wise man, future manager, will not be some Mage, the patron of most prediction master, merchant, leader, inventor as well as gambler, Macro World major casino hung my mother likely. mother Qianqian is time manager, at the same time also evolves and god of declining, is the youth and young girl patron, some at the same time Vajrayana small religious sects also believes that the empathize of evolution is providing the asylum to any species that evolves, will like conducting the old person of scientific research or Magic research will also accept the baptism of god of declining in the later years frequently , hoping that can obtain to complete the opportunity of enterprise, but I will not know these small religious sects really to be able the supernatural power trail connection with mother Qianqian. mother Shandora is the soul herdsman, the spiritual and mind the god of control, basically all Mage at the same time believe her, because they most need to control oneself mental power quantity, moreover I have seen a religious booklet, above said that mother Shandora also provides the protection to the soldier and scholar, and is responsible for loyally, code of honor and other is six is coming the moral excellence provides the praise . Moreover the scientist will also wear her badge, because that can guarantee that their spirit is centralized, and avoids by the academic loophole and heresy misleading, heard is very effective......” “当然,不过可能是从小在那个环境里长大吧,我觉得没啥厉害的,”晓雪直接从沙发靠背上翻过来,扑通一声把自己扔在沙发上,全无形象地躺下来,还把腿搭在我肚子上,举手投足之间就能看出来她小时候确实是让冰蒂斯带过,“你知道我妈的称号不,先知,智者,未来的管理者,是部分魔法师,还有大部分预言师、商人、领袖、发明家以及赌徒的保护神,宏世界各大赌场都挂我妈的像。浅浅妈妈是时间管理者,同时也是演化与衰亡之神,是青年和少女的保护神,同时有些密宗小教派还相信演化之神会对任何正在进化的物种提供庇护,一些喜欢搞科研或者魔法研究的老人也经常会在暮年接受衰亡之神的洗礼,以希望能获得完成自己事业的机会,不过我也不知道这些小教派是不是真的能跟浅浅妈妈的神力接轨。珊多拉妈妈是灵魂牧人,精神、心灵的统御之神,基本上所有的魔法师都同时信仰她,因为他们最需要控制自己的精神力量,另外我看见过一本宗教小册子,上面说珊多拉妈妈也对战士和学者提供保护,并负责对忠诚、守信等五个还是六个来着的美德提供嘉奖,另外科学家也会佩戴她的徽章,因为那可以保证他们精神集中,并且避免被学术漏洞和异端邪说误导,听说还是挺有效的……” I by the one's heart rushes toward one's destination that the marvelous future of Xiaoxue description attracts, then asked especially hopefully: „, Said me, which aspect is the father responsible for? Should my calculate the God King title?” 我被晓雪描述的奇妙未来吸引的心驰神往,然后特满怀期待地问道:“诶诶,说说我,爸爸是负责哪方面的？我这应该算神王职称吧？” Xiaoxue is inexpensive is smiling, then expression one entire, said carefully and painstakingly: „The friend of woman, the patron of child, has the parturient woman to wear the father badge, the pre-natal pray may guarantee mother and child to be safe . Moreover the child does not eat meal to you prays is also in charge, or prayed to the Anveena aunt, she is the patron of household cares......! Does not want the flexure foot heart! Has you to become the father...... Haha, is quite itchy, I surrender, surrender!” 晓雪贱兮兮地笑着,然后表情一整,一板一眼地说道:“妇女之友,儿童的保护神,有产妇则佩戴老爹徽章,产前祈祷可保母子平安,另外小孩儿不吃饭向你祈祷也管事,或者向安薇娜姨姨祈祷,她是家务琐事的保护神……哇！不要挠脚心！有你这么当爹……啊哈哈,好痒,我投降,投降了！” I patted foot of this bear child: „Can't you speak properly?” 我拍了这熊孩子的脚丫子一下:“你就不能正经说话？” Xiaoxue stands up from failure to stare rolling looks at my eyes: „Originally. You can think the Father God's situation. You thought that he in the present world can be accurate gods?” 晓雪一骨碌翻起身来直勾勾地看着我的眼睛:“本来嘛。你可以想想父神的情况。你觉得他在现世中会是一个确切的神明么？” I open mouth, suddenly remembered before and Father God chats he has mentioned these things, the time of moreover with Icetis discussing also mentioned Father God's „godhood” issue, with the view of Icetis, Father God was not a god, in entire Star Domain, only did not have the godhood exactly was Father God- in any religion in present world, not Father God as the sect that an accurate god believed that few special mortals believed Father God, but their belief ways were very interesting. They do not have the sect, without teachings, believes Father God, but will not make any definition to Father God, not like bright or dark gods. Will have accurate characteristics: On behalf of light, either on behalf of darkness, either on behalf of war, just the opposite, in believing Father God's few believer, what they believe is one does not have any „god” attribute, this is a belief, rather is the group of fans...... 我张张嘴,突然想起之前和父神聊天的时候他提起过这些事情,另外和冰蒂斯谈起来的时候也提到了父神的“神职”问题,用冰蒂斯的说法,父神不是神,在整个星域,唯一一个没有神职的恰好就是父神-在现世的任何宗教中,都没有将父神作为一个确切的神来信仰的教派,只有极少数特殊的凡人信仰父神,但他们的信仰方式很有意思。他们没有教派,没有教义,信仰父神而不会给父神做任何定义,不像光明或者黑暗的神明。会有一个确切的特征:或代表光明,或代表黑暗,或代表战争,恰恰相反,在信仰父神的极少数信徒中,他们所信仰的是一个不具备任何属性的“神”,与其说这是一种信仰,倒不如说是个粉丝团…… „Void Creature is unable to take the belief goal of mortal, because you from the start are not a god, your symbolic strength is effective to the god. The mortals actually not have the good fortune to enjoy something-, if really had/left a lucky fellow unseen in thousand years merely with believing Void Creature obtains the strength, he was direct to become god. Words that must speak, your such should call the treasure, being that various aspects is very good X role that but no one can use.” “虚空生物是无法作为凡人的信仰目标的,因为你压根不是神,你的象征力量对神有效。凡人却无福消受-假如真出了个千年不遇的幸运儿仅仅凭着信仰虚空生物就获得力量,那他就直接成神了。非要说的话,你们这样的应该叫镇国之宝,属于那种各方面都很牛X但谁也用不上的角色。” I felt very despondent, the heart said that did half of the day is the mascot with Father God in the entire god, but changed mind to think that this probably also good, at least I did not use under the headache the petty prayer and so on, in the Icetis words, the believer pray majority with complaint call, worked as an industrious deity basically to be equal to at the same time to do the living of customer service hot line and property center. Also must when convenient personally community security...... 我感觉挺抑郁的,心说搞了半天自己跟父神在整个神系中就属于吉祥物,不过转念想想这样好像也不错,至少我不用头疼下面鸡毛蒜皮的祷告之类,用冰蒂斯的话说,信徒的祈祷大部分都跟投诉电话似的,当个勤劳的天神基本等同于同时干着客服热线和物业中心的活。顺便还要亲自当小区保安…… at this moment Bubbles came from two downstairs, possibly just swept entire Macro World all dwellings evidently to the information, on the face had the well satisfied smile, Little Bubbles to see that over the past 24 hours mother was very immediately happy, cheered to throw. Then Bubbles starts to hold little girl to inquire that she matter in school, seems like also very cared own daughter|girl academic record. 这时候泡泡从二楼下来了,看样子可能刚刚扫荡完过去24小时整个宏世界所有的宅向情报,脸上带着心满意足的微笑,小泡泡看到妈妈顿时很是高兴,欢呼着扑了过去。然后泡泡开始抱着小丫头询问她在学校里的事情,看上去还挺关心自己闺女的学习成绩。 „Very rare. You have appearance that occasionally becomes mother.” I and other Bubbles held Little Bubbles to sit after oneself opposite, low voice tsukkomi/ridicule, the opposite party the knife edge draws out the ear immediately: „Naturally, the kid's dad you have usually not paid attention, actually I am a good wife and loving mother am coming.” “挺罕见的。你偶尔也有个当妈的模样。”我等泡泡抱着小泡泡坐在自己对面之后,小声吐槽了一句,对方立刻支棱起耳朵:“当然,孩子她爸你平常是没注意,其实我是个贤妻良母来着。” I am disinclined now tsukkomi/ridicule she, but spoke thoughtlessly to ask: „How does Little Bubbles display in the school?” 我现在都懒得吐槽她,只是随口问道:“小泡泡在学校表现怎样？” Actually I also think that ask the child, what a pity I could not understand Little Bubbles to say anything...... 其实我也想自己问问孩子,可惜我听不懂小泡泡在说啥…… „Naturally good,” Bubbles is proud, „you did not look that is who lives. Now she first grade on school to sixth grade, result......” “当然好,”泡泡一脸自豪,“你也不看是谁生的。现在她在学校上一至六年级,成绩……” „Waits for meetings!” I hurry to wave, „on first grade to sixth grade? Studies can also on such?” “等会！”我赶紧一挥手,“上一至六年级？学还能这么上呢？” „can do nothing about it, she did not study the knowledge to that” Bubbles lets go, „, moreover your also can do nothing about it fixes her to a classroom.” Then Bubbles in the school told me matter of little brat, I may calculate that knew this child in the wind and cloud deeds of small education ministry: Little Bubbles does not clarify own grade, does not understand why must listen to the Teacher lecture these casually to be able in the classroom in the knowledge that database arrives, therefore she basically plays in the school, how then follows to study to exchange. Registration time Bubbles once told her, so long as the attending class bell sound, must return to the classroom quickly, result child really remembered, the attending class bell rings she to look for a classroom to run randomly, then occupies no one's position to attend a lecture decent, tossed about back and forth more than ten times, Teacher no matter also she, made her scurry about in the first grade to the teaching area of sixth grade back and forth, this child was also in any case clever, she will attend class never disturbs, sleeps does not have the snoring...... not to affect the teaching order as far as possible in brief. “没办法,她到那本来就不是学知识的,”泡泡一摊手,“而且你也没办法把她固定到一个教室里吧。”接着泡泡把小家伙在学校里发生的事情跟我说了一下,我可算知道了这孩子在小学部的风云事迹:小泡泡搞不清自己的年级,也不明白为什么要在教室里听老师讲那些随随便便就能在数据库里查到的知识,所以她在学校基本上就是玩耍,然后跟着学习怎么与人交流。报名的时候泡泡曾经告诉她,只要上课铃响,就要赶快回教室去,结果这孩子真记住了,上课铃一响她就随机找个教室跑进去,然后占个没人的位置像模像样地听课,来回这么折腾了十几次,老师也不管她了,就让她在一至六年级的教学区来回乱窜,反正这孩子也乖,她上课从不捣乱,睡觉也尽量不打呼噜……总之不会影响教学秩序。 According to the Bubbles' view, little girl this mysteriously appearing and disappearing going to school way quickly turned into a legend in the small education ministry, not only all Teacher know that in the school has small Princess that is upon the jump muddleheaded, school student also knew. Now the before small education ministry of military academy has an atmosphere is the attending class bell rings for one minute, guessed that this small Princess will go into which classroom to attend a lecture, but the class and grade that is selected luck from top to bottom will be very happy, probably plants honor. Bubbles sigh with emotion appraises: „Now our daughter|girl is equivalent to the rare elite who World renovates in the school, organizes to squat every 40 minutes of some people, attending class bell loud moment that helped Teacher student and opens blamed equally excitedly......” 据泡泡的说法,小丫头这种神出鬼没的上学方式很快就在小学部变成了一个传奇,不但所有老师都知道学校里有一个稀里糊涂跑来跑去的小公主,就连全校学生也知道了。现在军事学院的小学部有个风气就是上课铃响一分钟前猜测这次小公主会跑到哪个教室听课,而幸运中标的班级会从上到下特别高兴,好像是种荣誉似的。泡泡不无感慨地评价:“现在咱闺女在学校里就相当于个世界刷新的稀有精英,每四十来分钟就有人组团蹲守,上课铃响的一刻那帮老师学生就跟开怪了一样兴奋……” „gu!” Little Bubbles raises the hand happily , indicating that she has taken oneself some score to regard this, small Medyvh also follows to raise the hand happily: „?” “咕吖！”小泡泡高兴地举起手,表示她已经将此作为自己的某种战绩看待了,小麦迪雯也跟着高兴地举起手:“嘎？” „Good news was our goals achieved probably, the Little Bubbles recent character development speed significantly sped up,” Bubbles smilingly is caressing daughter's long hair, „and more people exchange will raise the personality rate of maturation, this child really deferred to the carbon-based lifeform the rule to develop completely. Moreover her ability also compared with previously stabilized, I tested several times, joins her to the mainframe network , the operating efficiency promotion of entire network will be obvious, almost all main engines had the sign of flexible operation, does not know that is mature with the personality. Now the acquaintances of this child's also several similar playmates in the school, in addition in the family/home are many Raven sisters, our children can avoid into a family/home squatting finally, I am very gratified as child's mother......” “好消息是咱们的目标好像达到了,小泡泡最近的人格成长速度明显加快挺多,”泡泡笑眯眯地抚着女儿的长发,“和更多人交流就会提高人格成熟率,这孩子果然是完全按照碳基生物的规律来发展的。而且她的能力也比先前稳定很多,我测试了几次,将她加入到主机网络里,整个网络的工作效率提升就会非常明显,几乎所有主机都有了灵活运行的迹象,不知道是不是跟人格成熟有关。现在这孩子在学校里也有几个类似玩伴的熟人,再加上家里还多了个乌鸦姐妹,咱们的孩子终于可以避免成为一个家里蹲了,作为孩子的母亲我特别欣慰啊……” I visit her very much calmly: „Is next to the Anveena's heavy Dujia to squat as here, did you have the qualifications to speak this saying?” 我很镇定地看着她:“作为这儿仅次于安薇娜的重度家里蹲,你有资格说这话？” „Rubbish with you, I taught myself daughter|girl to study,” Bubbles white my eyes, delimited to draw the Little Bubbles' textbook front, pointed at a shoptalk on textbook to explain kindly to Little Bubbles, „came, daughter|girl, looked here, read with mother: Camel of skinny is big, this is a proverb, it also has the meaning similar sentence, calling ‚the attacking ratio of suffering to death to be attacked’......” “不跟你废话了,我教自己闺女读书,”泡泡白了我一眼,把小泡泡的课本划拉到面前,亲切地指着课本上的一行话对小泡泡讲解起来,“来,闺女,看这儿,跟着妈妈念:瘦死的骆驼比马大,这是一句谚语,它还有个意思差不多的句子,叫‘受死的攻比受攻’……” Little Bubbles: „gu!” 小泡泡:“咕吖唔吖！” I have not come up, put out a hand to dig up to draw Bubbles to: Della on, the child really cannot let this fellow belt/bring!( To be continued. If you like this work, welcome you to come() to cast the recommendation ticket and monthly ticket, your support, is I biggest power.) 我一口气差点没上来,伸手就把泡泡扒拉到一边去了:叮当在上,孩子果然不能让这家伙带！(未完待续。如果您喜欢这部作品,欢迎您来()投推荐票、月票,您的支持,就是我最大的动力。)
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