WBMA :: Volume #1

#48: Video


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At noon. 中午。 Blue sky Internet cafe. 蓝天网吧。 Usually does not arrive at the rest day no one's Internet cafe, at this moment is fully occupied. 平时不到休息天没人的网吧,此刻人满为患。 Once for a while, can hear some people to call out in alarm again and again. 时不时的,就能听到有人惊叫连连。 ...... …… In Internet cafe corner. 网吧角落中。 Fang Ping looks at front screen, muttered: One crowd of funny ratios, owe I also to think that really has the Grandmaster war video!” 方平看着面前的屏幕,喃喃道:“一群逗比,亏我还以为真的有宗师大战视频呢!” The liveliness in the morning in the class discussing, Fang Ping anticipated to the video. 上午班上讨论的热闹,方平对视频期待至极。 Who knew true understanding to see the video, Fang Ping was actually somewhat disappointed. 谁知道真看到了视频,方平却是有些失望。 It is not Grandmaster is not strong, simply has not patted is good! 不是宗师不强,是根本没有拍到人好吧! This was known as the reporter who braves death to photograph surreptitiously, from the region that both sides fight, at least also has over hundred meters distance! 这位号称冒死偷拍的记者,距离双方交手的区域,起码还有百米以上的距离! What pit is, the weather becomes dark, the middle is also away from the small mountain slope. 更坑的是,天色发黑,中间还隔着个小山坡。 Except for hearing deafeningly bang sound, Fang Ping anything cannot see. 除了听到震耳欲聋的“轰隆声”,方平根本什么都看不到。 Indistinct within, can see that actually hillside another bank shoots the crushed stone that comes. 隐隐约约间,倒是能看到山坡另一侧飞射而来的碎石。 These fellows, said hits to explode mountain top, refers to these crushed stones? 那些家伙,说的“打爆山头”,难道就是指这些碎石? Fang Ping acknowledged, fighting to strike to fly about hundred meters the stone, is very indeed good! 方平承认,打架能把石头打飞百米开外,的确很牛! May reach an agreement fights with the fists to explode a mountain? 可说好的一拳打爆一座山呢? Although is somewhat disappointed, Fang Ping has not actually closed the video , to continue to wait to look , the reporter goes to the video. 虽然有些失望,方平却是没有关闭视频,继续等着看之后记者去现场的视频。 Reporter who this braves death to photograph surreptitiously, is words discusses. 这位冒死偷拍的记者,也是个话唠。 Photographs surreptitiously, but also while takes undeserved credit saying: „ This two Grandmaster powerhouse fight, beforehand not public exact place! 一边偷拍,还一边邀功道:“这次两位宗师强者交手,事先并未公开具体地点! Through the unceasing analysis and judgement of my Liu Dali, finally determined both sides are most likely the region of battle! 通过我刘大力的不断分析判断,最终确定了双方最有可能交战的区域! Fact also certificate, my Liu Dali analysis is right! 事实也证明,我刘大力分析是对的! This point, fully explained my Liu Dali wisdom and boldness! ” 这一点,也足以说明我刘大力的智慧和魄力!” This time my braving death close Grandmaster powerhouse battle region, makes the contribution to the general population! “这次我冒死贴近宗师强者交战区域,为广大群众做奉献! If my Liu Dali died here, the audience must remember I, I Liu Dali! ” 如果我刘大力死在了这里,观众们一定要记住我,我-刘大力!” Saying, this friend also aimed at oneself face the lens. 说着,这位老兄还把镜头对准了自己的老脸。 In the lens, a 30-year-old male face appeared, covered the entire lens. 镜头中,一位30多岁的男子面孔出现,覆盖了整个镜头。 The appearance is actually not ugly, is laughable is actually the somewhat inexpensive feeling, making his whole face that the person wishes one could to fight with the fists blossom. 长相倒是不丑,可笑起来却是有些贱贱的感觉,让人恨不得一拳打的他满脸开花。 At least, impulsion that his whole face that Fang Ping a little hit at this time blossoms. 起码,方平这时候就有点打的他满脸开花的冲动。 On the somewhat dark lens, Liu Dali looks fierce saying: Everyone remembers my appearance, even if I died, still dies a worthy death!” 有些黑暗的镜头上,刘大力龇牙咧嘴道:“大家记住我的样子,我就算死了,也死得其所!” Can die in two eighth grade Grandmaster subordinates, is heavy in Tai Mountain!” “能死在两位八品宗师手下,重于泰山!” „......” “……” This words discussed the reporter, was verbose endlessly. 这位话唠记者,絮叨个没完。 While Fang Ping some are impatient, the preparation enters quickly. 正当方平有些不耐烦,准备快进的时候。 Liu Dali grins to say with a smile suddenly: „ Light looked, everyone is unable to imagine the fearfulness of Grandmaster powerhouse! 刘大力忽然咧嘴笑道:“光看,大家无法想象宗师强者的可怕! Now I perform an experiment, if I die in this carelessly...... ” 现在我做个试验,如果我不慎死在这……” , Liu Dali sold miserably one. 吧啦吧啦,刘大力又卖惨了一阵。 Finally Liu Dali the complexion said seriously: „ According to me measures with the eye, at this moment I am away from two Grandmaster powerhouse to fight the core area territory at least over 120 meters! 最后刘大力才脸色严肃道:“据我目测,此刻我距离两位宗师强者交手核心区域最少120米以上! I Liu Dali, third grade martial artist, four bones of the four limbs tempering complete, torso bones tempering most. 我-刘大力,三品武者,四肢骨淬炼完成,躯干骨淬炼大半。 By my strength, the hand chops the blue stone, stone to break the hand does not injure, easy! ” 以我的实力,手劈青石,石碎手不伤,轻而易举!” Saying, this looks like the fellow who some whish favors to seek favor in Fang Ping, suddenly a palm pats on nearby earth surface. 说着,这位在方平看来有些哗宠取宠的家伙,忽然一掌拍在一旁的地面上。 This is stone mountain, earth surface is not the soil, but is the rock. 这是石头山,地面不是泥土,而是山石。 A Liu Dali palm pats, in the video transmits a dull thumping sound. 刘大力一掌拍下去,视频中传来一声闷响。 Then, Liu Dali aims at earth surface the lens, somewhat said complacently: „ Saw? The blue stone presented the fissure. 接着,刘大力将镜头对准地面,有些洋洋得意道:“看到了吗?青石出现了裂痕。 But my hand, does not have the wound. 而我的手,丝毫无伤。 Naturally, I am not boasting me, is only to everyone certificate, my Liu Dali strength is very strong! ” 当然,我不是在吹嘘我自己,只是向大家证明,我刘大力实力还是很强的!” Said that does not blow itself, may listen to the tone, who listens to meaning of the showing off. 说是不吹自己,可听语气,谁都听出其中的炫耀之意。 At this time, if some people came to wave to him 666, probably this friend can smile was happier. 这时候,要是有人给他来波“666”,这位老兄大概会笑的更开心。 That following, I use my pair to be able the palm of quarrying a mountain rock breaking, meets the crushed stone that a grain splutters. “那接下来,我就用我这双可以开山劈石的手掌,去接一粒溅射来的碎石。 I want to know, Grandmaster powerhouse really fearful to invincible! 我想知道,宗师强者是不是真的可怕到无敌! By my strong strength, can withstand the complementary waves of Grandmaster battle, from one side certificate Grandmaster terrifying! ” 以我强大的实力,能否承受宗师交战的余波,从侧面证明宗师的恐怖!” „......” “……” Fang Ping is somewhat dumbfounded, from the beginning, he really thinks that this fellow is amuses. 方平有些目瞪口呆,一开始,他真以为这家伙就是来逗乐的。 As for so-called braves death to photograph surreptitiously, naturally jokes. 至于所谓的冒死偷拍,自然是噱头。 But when a Liu Dali palm pats the broken underground blue stone, the Fang Ping complexion somewhat changed. 可当刘大力一掌拍碎地下的青石,方平脸色有些变了。 Is this third grade martial artist? 这就是三品武者吗? Said, this is only the ability that Bone Tempering martial artist has! 还是说,这只是淬骨武者都具备的能力! The stone on mountain, from the video perspective, is the textually solid blue stone. 山上的石头,从视频角度来看,都是质地坚硬的青石。 This unreliable reporter, a palm racket broke to pieces the green slat, the strength can be inferred! 这位不靠谱的记者,一掌拍碎了青石板,实力可见一斑! Even if has not seen Grandmaster to fight today, Fang Ping also thought that had the harvest greatly. 哪怕今天没看到宗师交手,方平也觉得大有收获了。 Fang Ping also immersed in just a other side palm patted the broken blue stone in the picture. 方平还沉浸在刚刚对方一掌拍碎青石的画面中。 In the video, the Liu Dali complexion enforced thoroughly, sinking sound said: „ everyone, I only meet with the palm! 视频中,刘大力脸色彻底严肃了起来,沉声道:“诸位,我只用手掌去接! But the mistake is everywhere, my also not tempering skull. 可失误无处不在,我还未淬炼颅骨 Once the crushed stone might is oversized, skull, I must sacrifice in this by mistake! 一旦碎石威力过大,误中颅骨,我就要牺牲在这了! ...... …… However, my Liu Dali does not fear the life and death! 不过,我刘大力不惧生死! everyone, waits! ” 诸位,拭目以待吧!” Said that this saying, Liu Dali places the one side the camera, aims at itself. 说完这话,刘大力将摄像机放在一旁,对准自己。 But he is the stand pile with rapt attention, visual front. 而他则是站桩凝神,目视前方。 Quick, in some Fang Ping breath are serious, Liu Dali stretches out the palm suddenly rapidly, probably is meeting the stone. 很快,就在方平有些呼吸沉重间,刘大力忽然迅速伸出手掌,好像在接石头。 The lens are somewhat dark, Fang Ping looks is not too clear. 镜头有些黑暗,方平看的并不是太清晰。 In the instance that Liu Dali puts out a hand, in the video hears one suddenly stuffily. 就在刘大力伸手的瞬间,视频中忽然传来一声闷哼。 „!” “靠!” Good pain!” “好痛!” Was waste!” “废了!” Did not do......” “再也不作死了……” Liu Dali of lens not far away is holding the palm, was foul-mouthed, the inspiration sound transmitted unceasingly. 镜头不远处的刘大力抱着手掌,骂骂咧咧了一阵,吸气声不断传来。 After a while, before Liu Dali returns to the lens, clouds that the poor business conditions stretched out already the blood and flesh fuzzy palm lightly: 过了一会,刘大力回到镜头前,云淡风轻地伸出了已经血肉模糊的手掌: Might is very big!” “威力果然很大!” Grandmaster powerhouse is unusual!” 宗师强者非同一般!” I use the practical experience to tell everyone, Grandmaster fights, low grade boundary martial artist has many runs far! “我用实际经验告诉大家,宗师交手,低品武者有多远跑多远! Everyone looks, my can the palm of quarrying a mountain crack stone, be penetrated by the crushed stone! 大家看,我这张可以开山裂石的手掌,被碎石击穿了! My Liu Dali, but received the person of bullet! 要知道,我刘大力,可是接过子弹的人! Although is the small caliber pistol cartridge, but the bullet had not penetrated my palm at that time. 虽然是小口径手枪子弹,可当时子弹并未穿透我的手掌。 This point everyone can look before me, «Liu Dali that pats- Bare-handed Meets the Bullet» video. 这一点大家可以看我之前拍的《刘大力-徒手接子弹》视频。 Remembered, must go to the genuine video site to watch. 记住了,一定要去正版视频网站观看。 I brave death to meet the bullet, collects fees not expensively, the 10 cents can a selection and broadcast time...... ” 我冒死接子弹,收费不贵,1毛钱就可以点播一次……” Liu Dali had a meeting advertisement, recommended a video player website. 刘大力打了一会广告,推荐了一下自己视频播放的网站。 Also continued just topic: „ eighth grade Grandmaster fights, produced complementary waves crushed stone, is bigger than the bullet might! 又继续刚刚的话题道:“八品宗师交手,产生的余波碎石,比子弹威力更大! This point, does not need to suspect, because my Liu Dali personally experimented for everyone! 这一点,不用怀疑,因为我刘大力亲自为大家试验了! ...... ” ……” Liu Dali once again in video was verbose, seemed like very funny ratio, but Fang Ping has not actually despised the meaning of other side slightly. 视频中的刘大力再次絮叨起来,看起来很逗比,可方平却是丝毫没有小看对方的意思。 His palm was really penetrated! 他的手掌是真的被击穿了! Seeming like blood and flesh is fuzzy, Fang Ping looks that thought should be very painful. 看起来血肉模糊,方平看着都觉得应该很痛。 But this fellow, although called several from the beginning, but also had the mood to continue to boast at this time, light/only this tolerance is not the average person may compare. 可这家伙,虽然一开始叫了几声,可这时候还有心情继续吹牛皮,光这份忍耐力就不是一般人可比的。 Then, Liu Dali photographed with the lens by the earth surface picture that the crushed stone penetrates. 接下来,刘大力又用镜头拍摄了一些被碎石击穿的地面画面。 In this period, Liu Dali does not dare really the past to photograph two Grandmaster fight scenes, but made the brain to make up the explanation by own guess. 期间,刘大力没敢真的过去拍摄两位宗师交手场景,只是靠自己的猜测做脑补讲解。 Yes, the brain makes up the illustration! 是的,脑补解说! Everyone listens! “大家听! Time Grandmaster acted! 泰姆宗师出手了! Good move thunderclap thunder , fierce, was too fierce! ” 好一招‘霹雳雷霆手’,哇,厉害,太厉害了!” Listens quickly, Grandmaster Ma counter-attacked, what used is he becomes famous unique skill going full steam ahead!” “快听,马宗师反击了,用的是他成名绝招‘万马奔腾’!” „......” “……” The spit that this fellow said flies horizontally, Fang Ping is dumbfounded! 这家伙说的吐沫横飞,方平则是目瞪口呆! He showed one's skill before, Fang Ping absolute one pile of countries scolded to deliver, listened to your Sir! 要不是他之前露了一手,方平绝对一堆国骂送过去,听你大爷! But other side shows one's skill, Fang Ping has really not been able to determine, arranges. 对方露了一手,方平还真不敢确定,到底是不是编的。 Perhaps, third grade can martial artist, really listen? 说不定,三品武者,真的能听出来呢? Brings to suspect, some are indefinite, Fang Ping has to continue to listen to him to explain. 带着一些怀疑,一些不确定,方平只好继续听他讲解下去。 Waited the almost 20 minutes, Liu Dali to rise with a spring, was happy: „ Stopped, does not know that finished? 等了差不多有20分钟,刘大力一跃而起,喜形于色道:“停下来了,不知道是不是结束了? I have a look now, everyone for my certificate, I am living. 我现在去看看,大家为我证明,我是活着走过去的。 If I do not come back, everyone must want a justice for me, I definitely eliminated a potential informant by two Great Grandmaster...... ” 我要是回不来,大家一定要为我讨个公道,我肯定被两大宗师灭口了……” On this fellow mouth said does not fear death, in fact fears death was not good, rubs gently to continue to proceed some little time. 这家伙嘴上说不怕死,实际上怕死的不行,磨蹭了好一会才继续往前走。 ...... …… After one minute . 一分钟后。 In the lens presented a stirring picture! 镜头中出现了一副震撼人心的画面! In not a big small mountain valley, earth surface seemed shelled by the innumerable shells generally. 一个不大的小山谷中,地面仿佛被无数炮弹轰击了一般。 Dense and numerous cave entrance, deep several meters, shallow is also dozens centimeters. 密密麻麻的洞口,深的有数米,浅的也有几十公分。 Does not know the circumstances of the matter, perhaps does not think that this is the body of blood and flesh living person fights to create. 不知情的,恐怕根本不会想到这是血肉之躯的活人交手造成的。 On earth surface, the breeze has stroked, has the crushed stone powder to start to flutter. 地面上,微风拂过,有碎石粉末开始飘荡。 Liu Dali kicked a foot at will, earth surface raised the first floor thick broken stone powder. 刘大力随意踢了一脚,地面掀起一层厚厚的碎石粉。 The lens rotated everywhere, Liu Dali breathed a sigh of relief seems to be ordinary, said with a laugh: „ Pitifully, two Grandmaster have left very much, victory and defeat unknown. 镜头四处转动了一圈,刘大力仿佛松了口气一般,笑呵呵道:“很可惜,两位宗师已经离开,胜负未知。 However in my opinion, should be Grandmaster Ma losses. 不过在我看来,应该是马宗师了。 These potholes on earth surface, should be Grandmaster Ma create. 地面上的这些坑洞,应该是马宗师造成的。 Grandmaster Ma just broke through eighth grade, should be hard to receive the strength, this created such big complementary waves. 马宗师刚突破到八品,应该难以收力,这才造成了这么大的余波。 But Time Grandmaster eighth grade boundary has of several year, takes and puts away freely, is insufficient to create such big complementary waves...... 而泰姆宗师八品境已经有数年之久,收放自如,不至于造成这么大的余波…… Naturally, is purely the speculation, I hope that Grandmaster Ma can win. 当然,纯属猜测,我更希望马宗师可以胜利。 May stand in the angle of reporter, I cannot violate the conscience...... ” 可站在记者的角度,我不能违背本心……” This fellow once again boasted, gave mountain valley several close-up finally. 这家伙再次自夸了一阵,最后又给了山谷几个特写镜头。 Has to disrupt the innumerable piece of giant stones, having evidence Liu Dali said that is foot steps on footprint. 有碎裂成无数片的巨石,有据刘大力说是“脚踩出来”的脚印。 Fang Ping is very difficult to imagine, how the person steps on a wash bowl size in stone mountain, half meter deep footprint. 方平很难想象,人怎么在石头山上踩出来一个脸盆大小,半米多深的脚印。 It is said is being similar that fist pounds in the pothole of artillery crater. 还有据说是“拳头”砸出来的类似于炮弹坑的坑洞。 ...... …… Looked at the video, in heart shocked Fang Ping not to have the thoughts to listen to the Liu Dali advertisement. 看完了视频,心中震撼至极的方平已经没心思去听刘大力的广告。 This fellow, is selling miserably, said oneself almost died, making everyone go to such and such websites to look at the charge video. 这家伙,又在卖惨,说自己差点死了,让大家去某某网站看收费视频。 Fang Ping sweeps the website that opened, the determination is the well-known genuine website, somewhat is slightly strange, has not seen the charge! 方平扫了一眼自己打开的网站,确定是知名的正版网站,微微有些奇怪,也没看到收费啊! ...... …… While the Fang Ping doubts. 就在方平疑惑的同时。 Some video site headquarters. 某视频网站总部。 The Liu Dali grief and indignation wants certainly: Grandmaster Ma possibly did not lose in other words, unexpectedly gave back to me to send the lawyer's letter, but also cannot I take the video to seek money, my money, I must go to rooftop, no one block me!” 刘大力悲愤欲绝:“不就是说一句马宗师可能输了嘛,居然还给我寄律师函,还不许我拿视频牟利,我的钱,我要去天台,谁也别拦我!”
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