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#309: Ate is too full


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Hot is not Qin Guanglin, but is his cartoon. 火的不是秦广林,而是他的漫画。 The real-time heat searches for the topic best man bridesmaid to propose at the wedding, the heat degree is ranked third. 实时热搜话题伴郎伴娘在婚礼上求婚,热度排行第三。 The netizens discussed fiery exceptionally. 网友讨论火热异常。 The ant sets up at the back of the pig on: If some people do this definitely to break ties at my wedding! Has not said! The wedding is in the life the most important time, cannot have a wee bit slight defects, why happy pair, when sets off?! 蚂蚁背着猪上树:如果有人在我婚礼上搞这一出肯定绝交!没说的!婚礼是人生中最重要的时刻,不能有一丁点儿瑕疵,凭什么新郎新娘给人当陪衬?! Eats the star of cat: In the building was also too excited, married the matter of such jubilation, collected a good deed to form a pair, what has unacceptable? I thought but actually this has the commemorative significance. 吃猫的星星:楼上也太激动了吧,结婚这么喜庆的事,凑个好事成双,有什么不能接受的?我倒觉得这样更有纪念意义。 Clear shadow clear shadow you where: Gathering place that others spend to build, why do you borrow others the gathering place to do the own matter? white Piaoke is really happy, your proposed is perfect, money of wedding location arrangement also please allocate half, thanks. 清影清影你在哪里:人家花钱搭的场子,你凭什么借人家场子搞自己的事?白嫖可真爽,你这个求婚是完美了,婚礼场地布置的钱也请平摊一半,谢谢。 Giving a name is really good to trouble: In the building in building 1, the double joy, some years has recalled definitely to have the different feelings, moreover both sides were that ripe, has definitely discussed ahead of time, the happy pairs agreed will do such a. 起名真的好麻烦:楼上的楼上一,喜上加喜,过些年回忆起来肯定会有不一样的感觉,而且双方都是那么熟了,肯定提前商量过的,新郎新娘都同意了才会搞这么一出。 I am the small bird duck: In the building hasn't watched the cartoon? It is not has definitely discussed, has really discussed that the dog bridegroom and dog best man covertly arrange, a pleasant surprise is coming to the bridesmaid. 我是小小鸟鸭:楼上没看漫画吧?不是‘肯定商量过’,是真的商量过,狗新郎和狗伴郎偷摸安排的,给伴娘个惊喜来着。 Facing gust of wind: Bird duck acid! Your acid! Ha hahahaha...... wū wū...... I also want such a girlfriend, I also want such a buddy...... 面对疾风吧:小鸟鸭酸了!你酸了!哈哈哈哈哈……呜呜呜……我也想要个这样的女朋友,我也想要个这样的哥们儿…… A tripterospermum affine: Another excellent young woman must enter the exploited marriage, the odor cricket male, spits. 一双蝴蝶:又一个大好女青年要进入被剥削的婚姻,恶臭蝈男,吐了吐了。 The Cola does not add the ice not to have the soul: flatter sir, can't this shadowbox? However, truly this matter does not feel appropriately, but attended the wedding, why snatches the crest of wave of rookie? Wants my me is not definitely glad, but is not quite also comfortable, is insufficient to break ties...... the words saying that the person and I do come a romantic wedding? 可乐不加冰没有灵魂:不是吧阿sir,这都能打拳?不过话说回来,确实这事觉得不合适,只是参加婚礼的,为什么抢人家新人的风头?要我我肯定不会乐意,但也就是不太舒服而已,不至于绝交……话说有没有人和我来一场浪漫的婚礼? Does not reduce 30 jin (0.5 kg) not to change name: The two brothers reach an agreement, closes your one crowd of person egg matters? Purely idle, is eats too full. 不减三十斤不改名:人家哥儿俩商量好的,关你们一群人蛋事?纯粹闲的,就是吃太饱。 ...... …… Qin Guanglin is turning the commentary downward, that side Chen Rui slightly news has sent. 秦广林正往下翻着评论,那边陈瑞的微讯已经发过来。 Chen Rui: Looked? 陈瑞:看了没? Qin Guanglin types several characters, thinks and erases, the typing is too slow, dials simply to him with the slightly news telephone. 秦广林打几个字,想想又删掉,打字实在太慢,干脆拿微讯电话给他拨过去。 Just looked simply, this what's the matter?” He asked. “刚刚简单看了一下,这怎么回事?”他问道。 Proposed that cartoon to send on Friday night, now on Wednesday, but short five days, got up the real-time heat to search for unexpectedly, were really surprise people. 求婚那一场漫画是在周五晚发的,现在周三,不过短短五天而已,竟然上了实时热搜,实在是让人意外。 Before coming He City, he also thought that this calculates high tide, the result...... was truly high, opening the way is not right. 河城之前他还觉得这算个小高潮,结果……确实高了,打开方式却不对。 Was such that you saw...... some people on abundant had a mood in Wei conveniently, finally was seen by a young anchor, possibly brought back his anything not good recollection, on diss, then participated in the person who discussed being getting more and more......” “就是你看到的那样……本来就是有人在薇博上随手发了个心情,结果被一个小主播看到,可能勾起他什么不好的回忆,就diss了一下,然后参与讨论的人越来越多……” Chen Rui is saying at the same time, in the sound tube also broadcasts the sound that the keyboard strikes once for a while, from the beginning I have not been serious, who thinks that fermented for two days, rushed directly searched for hotly, now our website views rise suddenly 10%, but also is increasing...... you to catch up with one issue, gave an explanation with the form of cartoon?” 陈瑞一边说着,音筒里还时不时传来键盘敲打的声音,“一开始我也没当回事,谁想到发酵了两天,直接冲上热搜了,现在我们网站浏览量暴涨了百分之十,还在增加……你要不要赶出来一期,用漫画的形式做个说明?” Chen Rui is excited, no matter the heat searches to quarrel fiercely, so long as there is a topic, has the hot spot, has the hot spot, has the exposure. 陈瑞是兴奋的,不管热搜上吵得多烈,只要有话题,就有热点,有热点,就有曝光。 This what advertisement and so on easy-to-use- the entire high praise is more useless, having the contradiction has the quarrel to be really hot. 这比什么广告之类的好使多了-全好评没用,有矛盾有争吵才能真正火起来。 Qin Guanglin is somewhat speechless, said: What did I also make to explain...... the cause and effect not at the cartoon? Is eats too full Cheng- was good, I have a look again, so long as does not affect to live does not matter, you said I do not know, this broken gadget who brushes daily.” 秦广林有些无语,道:“我还做什么说明……前因后果不都在漫画上了吗?啧,都是吃太饱撑的-行了,我再看看,只要不影响生活都无所谓,要不是你说我都不知道,这破玩意儿谁天天刷。” Ok, my here is busy, you think carefully, best or explained explained that the person who otherwise followed blindly were too many, now your grading had fallen 0.2%, entire five-star was broken...... damn saying that your three views were not positive, these understand mental handicap what was three views? Hung.” “行,我这儿忙着呢,你仔细想想,最好还是解释说明一下,不然盲目跟风的人太多了,现在你的评分已经降了百分之零点二,全五星被破了……md说你三观不正,这些智障明白什么叫三观吗?挂了挂了。” Chen Rui hangs the power failure words, looks that the backstage data on computer blossoms happily, then allocates another telephone. 陈瑞挂掉电话,看着电脑上的后台数据乐开了花,接着又拨出另外一个电话。 Hey, is I, comes, meets to discuss the security matter.” “喂,是我,过来一下,开会商量一下防盗的事。” 2-3 said, he puts down the cell phone by to vent anger on the chair, the look looks to glass out of the window, looks at the blue sky static consideration subsequent arrangements of distant place, thoughts are tumbling in the brain unceasingly. 2-3说完,他放下手机靠在椅子上出口气,眼神望向玻璃窗外,看着远处的蓝天白云静静思量后续安排,一个个念头在脑子里不断翻滚着。 Now the heat degree almost leaves the pen, had not used these pirating, ahead of time wipes out them, then...... 现在热度差不多出圈了,已经用不上那些盗版,提前把它们打掉,然后…… Makes the god to succeed half, is not far from the launching. 造神已经成功一半,离起飞不远。 ...... …… Qin Guanglin hangs the power failure words, continues to open Wei to look at inside commentary abundantly. 秦广林挂掉电话,又继续打开薇博看里面的评论。 He Fang looked that his appearance opens the mouth to ask: What's wrong? In the work has the matter?” 何妨看他样子不由开口问道:“怎么了?工作上有事?” „A minor matter, no.” “一点小事,没什么。” The matter starts to start the discussion from the young anchor, the person who then affects were many, does not know that afterward how to attract the master boxer also to join, no methodicalness one stirred to gather, immediately the topic heat degree went straight up. 整件事就是从小主播那儿开始展开讨论,然后波及的人多了一些,后来不知道怎么吸引到拳师也加入进来,毫无章法的一顿搅合,顿时话题热度直升。 Draws a cartoon well, how to catch up with this route traveled back and forth matter? 好好画个漫画,怎么赶上这趟子事? He Fang by looks at two on him, saw that the commentary about cartoon has no interest, takes an apple to peel from the table, „do you want to eat? You probably are evidently hot.” 何妨靠在他身上看两眼,见到是关于漫画的评论没什么兴趣,从桌上拿个苹果削皮,“你要吃吗?看样子你好像要火。” Fire anything...... your oneself eat.” “火什么……你自己吃吧。” Qin Guanglin is turning the commentary at will, considered that must call to tell him to Xiao Yu one. 秦广林随意翻着评论,考虑要不要给肖宇打个电话告诉他一声。 Said you draw is unattractive?” “说你画的不好看?” Un, had says.” “嗯,有这么说的。” In the discussion topic all kinds of anything has. 讨论话题里五花八门什么都有。 Goubuli small fat: Sees is so good, I who you said also looked specially, such, although I do not have the girlfriend, has not felt sweetly. 狗不理的小胖:见你们说的这么好,我还专门去看了看,也就那样,虽然我并没有女朋友,也没觉得多甜。 It is not the thing of thing:, This men and women will not discuss that attractively what the sentiment does have? Only looked at two me to be unable to continue watching, trash. 不是东西的东西:不会吧不会吧,这种男女谈感情有什么好看的?只看了两眼我就看不下去了,垃圾。 UU loves very much flower:, Some people do not feel doesn't thing everyone who now oneself do not like like? Actually is this what mysterious brain circuit? Feared, first blacklisted said again, said is you, in building. UU很爱花:不会吧不会吧,现在还有人觉得自己不喜欢的东西就所有人都不喜欢?这究竟是什么神奇的脑回路?怕了怕了,先拉黑再说,说的就是你,楼上的。 Green prairie and other wolves came: Haha said right, some Renminbi people thought is not interested...... I to think the cartoon is good, is the matter of this wedding does not approve very much, naturally ahead of time reached an agreement with the happy pair affirmed no, what I said was these had not discussed that competed, simply young below-normal intelligence. 青青草原等狼来:哈哈说得对,就连人民币都有人觉得不感兴趣……不过我觉得漫画还挺好,就是这个婚礼的事不是很认同,当然提前和新郎新娘商量好了肯定没什么,我说的是那些没商量就喧宾夺主的,简直低龄低智。 ...... …… Qin Guanglin looks funnily, if everyone likes, he estimated that is not interested in the Renminbi, the picture that but also draws, leads the wife to stroll daily everywhere smooth. 秦广林看着好笑,要是每个人都喜欢,他估计也得对人民币不感兴趣了,还画个屁的画,天天带着老婆到处溜逛去。 Opened mouth to receive the apple block that He Fang handed over, he considered, set out to give Xiao Yu group of telephones to the balcony in the past. 张嘴接过何妨递来的苹果块,他思量一下,起身到阳台给肖宇拨电话过去。 But made a sound two, the telephone had been put through, the Xiao Yu sound spreads from the telephone: Hey, what matter grove?” 只不过响了两声,电话就已被接通,肖宇的声音从电话里传出:“喂,什么事林子?” Qin Guanglin savors, said: Your fire.” 秦广林咂摸一下,道:“你火了。” Xiao Yu just finished eating the food to rest, suddenly received the Qin Guanglin call to say own fire, somewhat was ignorant, what?” 肖宇刚吃完饭正休息,忽然接到秦广林的电话说自己火了,不由有些懵,“啥?” „...... Is the cartoon that I draw, ok, you had a look to know, on the cell phone had Wei to be abundant?” “呃……就是我画的漫画,算了,你看看就知道了,手机上有没有薇博?” Has, is not commonly used, to be how hot, did some people look for my confession? What searches for?” “有啊,不常用,怎么火了,难道有人找我表白?搜什么?” You looked that the real-time heat searches , the topic about marriage, waits for the slightly news to chat.” “你看实时热搜,关于结婚的话题,等下微讯聊。” Qin Guanglin hangs the power failure words to return to the room, waits for Xiao Yu to look to him the news. 秦广林挂掉电话回到屋里,等着肖宇看完给他消息。 The person who the wedding participates is not too many, are not few, basically is the relatives and friends, under this topic looked can guess correctly on Xiao Yu...... a iron kid in cartoon should let alone the Xiao Yu request, according to the character who oneself draw vividly. 婚礼来参加的人不是太多,也不算少,基本全是亲朋好友,在这话题下一看就能猜到肖宇身上……更何况漫画里的铁头娃还是应肖宇要求,按照本人形象画出来的人物。 Lying trough, these person of mental illness?” “卧槽,这些人神经病吧?” I marry to close their egg matter, moreover I say to make you do a program.” “我结婚关他们蛋事,而且还是我提出来让你搞个节目的。” „Are they sick? You now how? Has by the private letter?” “他们是不是有病啊?你现在怎么样?有没有被私信?” The Xiao Yu slightly news comes quickly, one after another one long string, Qin Guanglin types a character the time to keep the drop drop sound. 肖宇的微讯很快过来,接二连三的一长串,秦广林打个字的工夫不停滴滴响。 As the heat degree is high gradually, afterward people have not watched the cartoon, does not know the cause and effect, most people are follow to eat the melon, the subconsciousness the rookie who on oneself substitute that wedding, then thought that best man bridesmaid competing behavior is really bad, naturally incarnation keyboard hero. 随着热度渐高,很多后来的人都没有看过漫画,更不知道前因后果,绝大部分人都是跟风吃瓜,下意识把自己代入到那个婚礼的新人身上,然后觉得伴郎伴娘这个喧宾夺主的行为实在恶劣,理所当然地化身键盘侠。 Only knows that expresses the opinion to the matter of proposing, spurts the cartoon party to retreat in defeat again and again, can see in view of best man's hot tempered spoken language once for a while, looks at the Xiao Yu heart to choke with rage. 只知道对着求婚的事发表意见,喷得漫画党节节败退,针对伴郎的暴躁言语时不时就能见到,看得肖宇心头窝火。 Who asked them to uphold the justice? Added one after another. 谁叫他们主持正义了?还说得一套一套的。 One crowd of mental illness! 一群神经病! Qin Guanglin: „ My anything matter does not have, relax, is our was related to their trifling thing. 秦广林:“我什么事也没有,放心吧,本来就是我们的事关他们屁事。 Mainly tells you, in your fire, then my cartoon commented liked your pair are very many, having the idea was independent it, did your oneself go to the picture? When the time comes has my cartoon heat degree and this matter addition, can definitely do well. ” 主要就是告诉你,你火了,然后我漫画评论里喜欢你们这一对儿的挺多的,有没有想法把它独立出来,你自己去画?到时候有我的漫画热度和这件事加成,肯定能搞好。” Qin Guanglin had this idea to come, now sees the online discussion, thinks to take his very many advantages, this proposition said listens conveniently to him. 秦广林本来就有这个想法来着,现在看到网上的讨论,想想是占了他挺多便宜,顺手把这个提议说给他听。 The good and evil is also an additional income, now Xiao Yu prepares to raise the kid, can many point be. 好歹也是一项额外收入,现在肖宇准备养娃,能多一点是一点。 Xiao Yu takes the cell phone to be in a daze, reports the news saying: What do you mean, making me change professions Drawing Manga? Do not tease......” 肖宇拿着手机发愣,发消息道:“什么意思,让我改行去画漫画?别逗了……” Qin Guanglin: No, gets off work the idle time draws casually, this simplicity, according to my structure style drew two to be familiar, sends to me now this company platform, looked at the situation, if fire, was a concurrent job, your previous time did not say that wants to look for the concurrent job? This just.” 秦广林:“不,就下班闲的时候随便画画,这个简单,按照我的结构风格画两下就熟悉了,发到我现在这个公司平台,看情况如果火起来,也算个兼职,你上次不还说想找兼职吗?这个刚好。” Xiao Yu: „Did that plagiarize inadequately? You draw well, I meet some video clips now is busy at the foot facing upwards exactly daily, where the picture villain...... waits for me to go to you to clarify, the online these people are sick.” 肖宇:“那不成抄袭了?你好好画吧,我现在接些视频剪辑的活天天忙得脚朝天,哪有空画小人……等着我去给你澄清一下,网上这些人都有病。” Two people take slightly news exchange a while, Qin Guanglin cannot convince him, rubs the forehead to put down the cell phone. 两人拿着微讯交流一会儿,秦广林没能说服他,揉着额头放下手机。 The cartoon is free in the platform, these current capacity heat degree these do not have the means to estimate money directly, moreover in this cartoon, Xiao Yu only accounts for ten of total length 12, he has a mind some minute/share of Xiao Yu incomes not to know this/should minute/share of many. 漫画是在平台免费的,那些流量热度这些都没办法直接估算成钱,而且在这漫画里,肖宇只占总篇幅的十之一二,他有心分肖宇一些收益也不知道该分多少。 Was inappropriate, little ugly, another according to the Xiao Yu temper, no matter will not want to many him...... 给多了不合适,给少了难看,再一个按肖宇的性子来说,不管给多少他都不会要…… Also must ponder over well, must express that- or and other little nephews or the nieces come out, delivers quite precious year in which one was born as represented by an animal pendant anything should not reject. 还得好好琢磨琢磨,总得表示表示-或者等小侄子或者侄女出来的时候,送个比较贵重的生肖挂件什么的应该不会拒绝。 ...... …… In the evening, the wedding is advocating Xiao Yu to suppose the percentage resembles oneself picture, shouted propaganda at several to take the lead in cooking up the hot topic in Wei. 晚上,婚礼正主肖宇把自己本人照片设成头像,在薇博喊话几个带头炒热话题的。 „The best man bridesmaid's proposing labor own wedding at the wedding, what program likes arranging on arranged what program, my buddy proposed I to make for quite a while to work he to him to agree, closed/pass your egg matter? Those who ate to the full the brace is?!” “伴郎伴娘在婚礼上求婚劳资自己的婚礼,爱安排什么节目就安排什么节目,我哥们儿求婚还是我给他做了半天工作他才同意,关你们蛋事?都吃饱了撑的是吧?!” Such remarks, the form reverses immediately. 此言一出,形式立刻逆转。 Competition turning happy extension, the topic heat degree a level higher. “喧宾夺主”变成“幸福的延续”,话题热度更上一层楼。
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