WPSD :: Volume #4 世界上最好的就是你

#268: Lives in the latrine pit


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Do not come.” “你不要过来啊。” You also eat.” “你也吃。” He Fang holds the strong-smelling bean curd to run, ignores the resistance of Qin Guanglin, digs up hardly in the window throws to him feeds. 何妨捧着臭豆腐跑回来,不顾秦广林的抵抗,硬扒在窗口给他投喂。 I do not eat!” Qin Guanglin was smoked the tears quickly to flow, this gadget who does invent? “我不吃!”秦广林被熏得眼泪都快流出来了,这玩意儿到底谁发明的? I must close the window, your oneself eat!” “我要关窗了,你自己吃!” „It is not good, I feel very delicious, you must taste.” “不行,我觉得很好吃,你也要尝一尝。” He Fang saw through he really fragrant essence early, forks the tofu to hand over toward him there obstinately together. 何妨早看穿了他真香的本质,执拗地叉着一块儿豆腐往他那儿递。 Is hearing smelly, is eating the fragrance, does not eat one not to understand the love. 闻着臭,吃着香,不吃一口不懂爱情。 Qin Guanglin is unwillying to do, I really closed/pass the window!” 秦广林誓死不从,“我真的关窗了!” In the world will have this type of strange food? How the sincerity cannot comprehend will have the person...... 世界上怎么会有这种奇怪的食物?真心搞不懂怎么会有人…… Wants in the washroom......?” “想不想在洗手间……?” He Fang selects the tofu to transfer slowly, looks slantingly he said in a low voice. 何妨挑着豆腐慢慢转着,斜看着他低声道。 „......” “……” „......” “……” Qin Guanglin swallowed saliva, takes a look at He Fang, takes a look at that dark strong-smelling bean curd again, suddenly thought that...... probably isn't very smelly? 秦广林吞咽了一下口水,瞅瞅何妨,再瞅瞅那块黑乎乎的臭豆腐,忽然觉得……好像也不是很臭? Did not eat even-” “不吃就算了-” Tastes one to me!” “给我尝一口!” Looked that Qin Guanglin closes one's eyes to mutter tightly two mouths swallow the bean curd, He Fang narrows eye to take the toothpick to sting one in the mouth with a smile, asked: Delicious?” 秦广林紧闭着眼睛咕哝两下嘴巴把豆腐块吞咽下去,何妨眯眼儿笑着拿牙签在嘴里嘬一口,问道:“好吃吧?” „...... Strange.” “……怪怪的。” Qin Guanglin has not tasted the flavor, closed one's eyes to chew two to give to swallow directly. 秦广林没怎么尝味道,闭着眼睛嚼两下直接就给咽下去了。 On the strong-smelling bean curd, who will not eat. 不就臭豆腐嘛,谁不会吃似的。 Tastes one again.” He Fang ate together, hands over to him together. “再尝一口。”何妨自己吃了一块儿,又给他递过去一块儿。 Does not want.” “不要了。” You want, the words that otherwise just spoke become invalid.” “你要,不然刚刚说的话作废。” „......” “……” Two, three , Qin Guanglin discovered that this thing, was truly hearing is very difficult to accept, eats fragrant compares. 一块两块,三块,诶,秦广林发现这玩意确实,闻着挺难接受,吃起来香的一比。 „Before I just bought, you said that what it does look like?” “我刚刚去买之前你说它像什么?” He Fang digs up the glass not to leave, stands there is eating one after another, the small mouth, gives Qin Guanglin one once for a while. 何妨扒着车窗也没离开,就站在那儿一块一块吃着,小嘴叭叭的,时不时递给秦广林一口。 Both people are smelly, that could not hear that the opposite party was smelly. 两个人都臭,那就闻不出来对方臭了。 Ate ate, Qin Guanglin naturally cannot disgusting, I say that it looked like the strong-smelling bean curd.” 吃都吃了,秦广林自然不会恶心自己,“我说它像臭豆腐。” Snort, finally together, eats half to you.” “哼,最后一块,给你吃一半。” Your oneself enjoy.” “你自己享受吧。” Hurry up.” “快点。” Finished eating the snack in the roadside, He Fang a purchase reel half-turn sits the copilot, is the seat belt while said: Left came out, today eats outside simply.” 在路边吃完小食,何妨才绕车头半圈重新坐回副驾驶,一边系安全带一边道:“出都出来了,今天干脆在外面吃吧。” Ok.” Qin Guanglin looks at time, just arrived 4 : 00 pm, eats the time of dinner, is disinclined to do, thinks to ask: That present continues to look at the community, window-shops, or watches a movie?” “行啊。”秦广林看一眼时间,刚到下午 4 点,还不到吃晚饭的时间,也懒得回去做,想了想问道:“那现在继续看小区,还是逛街,或者去看个电影?” Did not look that the community...... first went to the movie theater to have a look, some attractive looked, without attractive window-shops.” “不看小区了……先去电影院看看吧,有好看的就看,没好看的就去逛街。” Qin Guanglin nods, drives the vehicle to make a turn slowly, stops to the parking lot in Western city square, then draws He Fang to walk, just about to lowers the head to kiss her one, thinks and bears. 秦广林点点头,开着车子慢慢转弯,停到西城广场的停车场,然后拉着何妨走出去,刚要低头亲她一口,想想又忍住了。 Oh ~ he feels inexplicably very melancholy. “唉~”他莫名觉得很忧郁。 He Fang shoots a look at his one eyes, what air/Qi sighed?” 何妨瞥他一眼,“叹什么气?” „Since you, the garlic will also eat uncooked, spicy can also adapt, now can the lower jaw...... Qin Guanglin heave a deep sigh the strong-smelling bean curd, I thought that I am unclean.” “自从跟了你之后,大蒜也会生吃了,辣也能适应了,现在连臭豆腐都能下嘴了……”秦广林摇头叹息,“我觉得我不干净了。” „Have you heard the spiral lion powder?” “你有没有听说过螺狮粉?” „......” “……” Qin Guanglin whole body one tight, looked that her look somewhat was different, „are you earnest?” 秦广林浑身一紧,看她的眼神都有些不一样了,“你认真的?” „Did you say?” “你说呢?” „...... You dare to do, I eat the durian at home.” “……你敢搞,我就在家吃榴莲。” I eat the strong-smelling bean curd at home.” “那我在家吃臭豆腐。” I eat the smelly mandarin fish at home.” “那我在家吃臭鳜鱼。” I eat the spiral lion powder at home.” “那我在家吃螺狮粉。” That...... possible, no, is will drive out by the landlord absolutely.” Qin Guanglin could not bear happily, neighbors think that our toilet exploded.” “那……可能,不,是绝对会被房东赶出去。”秦广林忍不住乐了,“邻居都以为我们马桶炸了。” He Fang thinks that scene, is somewhat uncomfortable, „, your oneself live in the latrine pit.” 何妨想了想那场面,也有些难受,“哼,你自己住在粪坑里吧。” She, turned head to control to take a look, points at the square vegetarian dishes hall saying: „There a while goes to eat in the evening.” 她顿了顿,扭头左右瞅瞅,指着广场边的斋菜馆道:“一会儿晚上去那儿吃。” Light delicious. 还是清清淡淡的好吃。 Ok.” “行啊。” Qin Guanglin does not have the opinion, pulls He Fang to step onto the escalator, slowly shakes to three building theaters. 秦广林没有意见,牵着何妨走上自动扶梯,慢慢晃悠到三楼影院。 National Day the files are gone, the film executives are suppressing New Year's Day the files, this middle institute line screens is some tepid movies, sweeps one at will, the movie theater also a little lonely feeling. 国庆档都已经成为过去,片商都在憋元旦档,这中间院线上映的都是不温不火的一些电影,随意扫一眼,电影院还有点冷清的感觉。 Too was recently busy, which without paying attention to attractively...... you have wanted to look at what?” Qin Guanglin glances over the poster to ask. “最近太忙,都没关注过哪个好看……你想看什么?”秦广林浏览着海报问道。 I do not have too to pay attention.” “我也没太关注。” „Does donkey result in the water? This poster looks very interesting.” “驴得水?这海报看上去挺有意思。” Good...... not to want.” He Fang shakes the head, draws him toward to walk at the same time, listens to the name is not unattractive.” “好……不要。”何妨摇头,拉着他往一边走,“听名字就不好看。” „...... West boast roaming three?” “呃……大话西游三?” Looks at that cast is what ghost, sells the mood exactly rotten money, might as well looks at two.” “看那演员表都是什么鬼,卖情怀恰烂钱的,还不如看二。” Two have.” Qin Guanglin referred to the poster of corner, a little surprised slightly, showed again...... me not to look at this in the movie theater unexpectedly, can look again?” “二也有啊。”秦广林指了指角落的海报,有点微微的惊讶,“竟然重映了……我还没在电影院看过这部,要不要再看一遍?” Un...... He Fang looks at the inscription nod of above high-definition replot, kills the time in any case, does not have newly attractive, looked that the old piece is also good, at least some quality guarantees, being insufficient to spend to be been disgusting. “嗯……可以呀。”何妨看着上面的高清重制的字样点头,反正是消磨时间,没有新的好看的,看老片也不错,起码质量有保证,不至于花钱还被恶心到。 „- Perhaps such old piece, our two can reserve all seats for a performance.” She is smiling raised an eyebrow, fishes out the cell phone to front ticket vending machine buying a ticket. “-这么老的片,说不定我们两个能包场。”她笑着挑挑眉,摸出手机到前面售票机买票。 The movie theater has not been when 2 nd person looks at Goodbye Mr. Loser for the first time that broken appearance, repaired again greatly, not only the shadow hall increases, these adequate and systematic service also following tidal current exchange the high tech, the convenience are actually many. 电影院早已不是当初二人第一次看夏洛特烦恼时那破样子,重新大装修了一番,不仅影厅增多,这些配套服务也都跟着潮流换上高科技,倒是方便很多。 west roaming Yingting does not have several people who He Fang estimates to reserve all seats for a performance such lonely, has sold 1/3 unexpectedly also many, this makes two people again surprised. 西游影厅并没何妨预想的几个人包场那样冷清,竟已经售出三分之一还多,这让两个人再度惊奇。 „Do these people...... remember past times?” Qin Guanglin a little cannot think through, he thought that has to smile the tears, sits in the movie theater to look should with the girlfriend to be good, has not thought that also has so many others to look. “这些人……怀旧?”秦广林有点想不通,他就是觉得有笑有泪,和女朋友一起坐电影院里看应该不错,没想到还有这么多其他人看。 Peer serves as contrast.” He Fang referred to that side western roaming three, said with a smile: Was likely arrived disgustingly, has a look at two to wash the eye again.” “同行衬托。”何妨指了指那边的西游三,笑道:“很可能是被恶心到了,再看看二洗洗眼睛。” „......” “……” Qin Guanglin fished out the cell phone to search for the movie criticism, exclaimed: Was really said by you......” 秦广林摸出手机搜了搜影评,惊叹道:“真被你说中了……” Two people sit at the hall sofa superior movie start, the head crowds together to read the commentary, once for a while smiles one, when the movie starts checked to enter the arena, passed by a shadow hall entrance, Qin Guanglin footsteps. 两个人坐在大厅沙发上等电影开始,脑袋凑在一起翻看评论,时不时笑一声,等到电影开始时检票进场,路过其中一个影厅门口,秦广林脚步一顿。 „...... That night of wind blows ~ “……那夜的风儿吹~” The little familiar singing sound passes from inside, but also without listening carefully, he was drawn to continue to proceed by He Fang. 有点熟悉的歌声从里面传出来,还没细听,他就被何妨拉着继续往前走。 How do you walk are so slow?” He Fang urged. “你怎么走这么慢?”何妨催促。 It‘s nothing.” “没什么。” Qin Guanglin shakes the head, only thinks slightly after then throws into the brain . 秦广林摇了摇头,只稍微想了一下便抛到脑后。 Right, the ticket gave me.” “对了,票给我一下。” Found the seat to sit down, Qin Guanglin remembered anything probably, while has not turned off a light toward He Fang puts out a hand. 找到自己座位坐下,秦广林像是想起什么,趁着还没关灯朝何妨伸出手。 What makes?” He Fang gives him two check stubs, seeing him puts out the cell phone to be somewhat curious. “做什么?”何妨把两张票根递给他,见他拿出手机有些好奇。 Sends the friend circle.” “发朋友圈。” „......” “……” Hand brings.” Qin Guanglin pats one to be not quite satisfied, about takes a look to hold to grip her hand, the check stub places two people are shaking by the hand, holds up the cell phone. “手拿过来。”秦广林拍完一张不太满意,又左右瞅瞅把她手拉过来握住,票根放在二人握着的手旁,举起手机喀嚓一声。 He Fang wait/etc. he patted, empty sees him, excessive?” 何妨等他拍完,虚眼瞅着他,“过分了吧?” Where has.” “哪有。” Qin Guanglin hehe sends the friend circle with a smile, at the same time explained: My this does good, urges their single hurrying to look for the girlfriend in disguised form.” 秦广林嘿嘿笑着发朋友圈,一边解释道:“我这是做好事,变相督促他们单身的赶紧找女朋友。” ...... …… ...... …… Thank the sprouting/moe lord of blue Qingyun dust 感谢蓝青云尘的萌主 Let turn into the fish dry/does author also to jump again 让变成鱼干的作者还能再蹦哒一下
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