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#154: Elimination method


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The marriage certificate obtains the de jure recognition, but the wedding is gains the acknowledgment and blessing of society. 结婚证是获得法律承认,而婚礼则是获取社会的承认与祝福。 Holding the wedding was tells everyone me to get married to put it bluntly, later was not a person- changed the own society label, from unmarried turned married. 办婚礼说白了就是告诉大家我结婚了,以后不是一个人了-改变自己的社会标签,从未婚变成已婚。 Another is to celebrate the matter, everyone lives it up lively, blessed while convenient. 再一个就是喜庆事,大家都热闹热闹,顺便祝福一下。 The life needs the ceremony feeling, marries this life major event to need the ceremony. 生活需要仪式感,结婚这种人生头等大事更需要仪式。 The wedding ceremony on stage is conducting according to the flow orderly. 台上的婚礼仪式按照流程有序进行着。 The bridegroom and bride exchange the ring, looks at each other one lovingly. 新郎和新娘交换戒指,含情脉脉地对视一眼。 Sun Wen takes the lead to create a disturbance, kisses/intimate one!” 孙文率先起哄,“亲一个!” ~ Xiao Yu put in the mouth to blow a whistling the finger. “咻~”肖宇把手指伸进嘴里吹了声口哨。 Kisses/Intimate one!” “亲一个!” Kisses/Intimate one!” “亲一个!” One table of people followed to shout several, the atmosphere was driven, other tables also started to shout, the scattered sound became uniform. 一桌人跟着喊了几句,氛围被带动起来,其他桌也开始大喊,零零散散的声音变得整齐划一。 Yu Fei looked at their table of one, the right hand back to set upright a middle finger to them behind quietly. 余飞看了他们这桌一眼,右手背到身后悄悄对他们竖了一个中指。 Sees?!” Although tall new the eyes are small, the look, is actually drawing Sun Wen and Qin Guanglin refers to easy-to-use toward that side, rampant! Must make his!” “看见没?!”高新眼睛虽小,眼神却好使得不行,拉着孙文秦广林往那边指,“多嚣张!必须得闹他一下!” Sun Wen cannot bear happily, this boy, a while fills him!” 孙文忍不住乐,“这小子,一会儿下来灌他!” You refueled, making him unable to enter the nuptial chamber.” Qin Guanglin knocks on the melon seed stand they to kiss, inexplicable a little thought Teacher He. “你们加油,让他进不了洞房。”秦广林磕着瓜子看台上俩人接吻,莫名的有点想何老师了。 Later they can also like this. 以后他俩也会这样。 Thinks is very beautiful. 啧,想想还挺美。 The applause resounds, the bridegroom hehe beckons with the hand to hint with a smile, the bride probably is shy same lowering the head slightly, looks at Xiao Yu to be sour, applauds pokes Qin Guanglin with the elbow, looks at this boy delighted vigor, a while you and he drinks two cups, he will definitely not reject.” 掌声哗哗响起,新郎嘿嘿笑着摆手示意,新娘像是害羞一样的微微低头,看得肖宇酸溜溜的,边鼓掌边拿手肘戳秦广林,“看这小子眉飞色舞的劲儿,一会儿你和他多喝两杯,他肯定不会拒绝。” Why to look for me, your can drink pokes here.” “干嘛找我,你们这些能喝的都杵这儿呢。” Others old wine cunning person, drinks him is not definitely dry with him, you are different, you usually do not drink.” Instigation that Xiao Yu winks, he will definitely not reject.” “别人都老酒油子,和他喝他肯定不干,你不一样啊,你平时都不怎么喝酒。”肖宇挤眉弄眼的怂恿,“他肯定不会拒绝。” Under had a look to say again.” Qin Guanglin is ambiguous should, your incorrect words I on again.” “等下看看再说。”秦广林含糊着应下来,“你们不行的话我再上。” He does not drink, but usually does not like drinking, thought that flavor a little chokes. Now the jubilation day definitely has no alternative but to drink, so long as controls to measure, does not drink much is all right. 他也不是滴酒不沾,只是平时不太喜欢喝,觉得那味道有点呛。现在喜庆日子肯定不能不喝,只要控制好量,不喝多就没事。 pays respects the parents, the changing a statement red package, all are smooth orderly is conducting, does not have slightly accidentally/surprisingly, the service people in hotel also start the end plate to serve food. 拜父母,改口红包,一切都顺利有序的进行着,没有出丝毫意外,酒店的服务员也开始端盘上菜。 Starved to death I, hurried first to eat two pad pad bellies.” “饿死我了,赶紧先吃两口垫垫肚子。” „, Do not let the person look at the joke slowly, does the gentleman know?” “你慢点,别让人看了笑话,绅士知道吗?” You clamp are quicker than anyone, but also felt all right to say the gentleman?” “你夹得比谁都快,还好意思说绅士?” „, Excessive.” “诶诶,过分了啊。” On a dish the table has not supported more than half minutes, has only remained the blank disk, Sun Wen takes the chopsticks there, takes a look at the watching for an opportunity plate, takes a look at them, is not, I said that you graduated for two years, how also this welldoing?” 一盘菜上桌没撑过半分钟,就已经只剩空盘,孙文拿着筷子愣在那儿,瞅瞅空盘,瞅瞅他们,“不是,我说你们都毕业两年了,怎么还这德行?” Ha hahahaha you were too slow.” Zhang Dongming clamps a meat to laugh. “哈哈哈哈哈你太慢了。”张东明夹着一块肉大笑。 Un, you quickest.” “嗯,你最快。” „......” “……” The first two dishes also play noisy, afterward vegetable/dish carried no one to snatch, takes the liquor in abundance but actually. 前两盘菜也就玩闹一下,再后来的菜端上来已经没人去抢,都纷纷拿着酒倒。 Today do not want to stand, I said.” Sun Wen the pillar of beverage bottle on toward the table, boasts extravagantly. “今儿个都别想站着出去,我说的。”孙文把酒瓶往桌上一墩,夸下海口。 Under do I crawl am going out to be good?” tall new looks at Sun Wen this stance, somewhat instigated. “等下我爬着出去行不行?”高新看孙文这架势,不由有些怂。 His alcohol capacity almost calculates that worst, turns over to noisily noisily, drinking is not really good. 他酒量差不多算最差的,闹归闹,喝酒真不行。 Hehehe.” Sun Wen raised the cup to put toward him, came, our good brothers first to drink one.” “嘿嘿嘿。”孙文提起杯子往他跟前儿一放,“来,咱们好兄弟先喝一个。” You may relax.” The Qin Guanglin stamp Xiao Yu, spoke intimate conversation with him, this fellow was just lovelorn, just wants to find the person to drink, a while do not compete with him, I do not want to lift you.” “你可悠着点。”秦广林戳戳肖宇,和他说悄悄话,“这家伙刚失恋,正想找人喝酒呢,一会儿别和他较劲,我可不想把你们抬回去。” Xiao Yu and Sun Wen they sit the same table the bar to arrive frequently together, who refuses to accept anyone, being probable to drink to fall face down is finished up. 肖宇孙文俩人坐同一桌经常杠到一块儿,谁也不服谁,非得喝趴下一个才算完事。 Hou, really divided?” “嚯,真分了?” Divided had for half a month, has waited eagerly and other today to drink happily.” “分了都有半个月了,一直憋着劲儿等今天痛痛快快喝一顿。” This must congratulate his.” Xiao Yu operated bottle of liquor to fill to the brim own cup, looked to Qin Guanglin, „did you want?” “这得恭喜他一下。”肖宇开了瓶酒把自己杯子倒满,又看向秦广林,“你要不要?” First pours on, must drink in any case.” “先倒上吧,反正总得喝点。” Two people cup on full, Xiao Yu took a look at Sun Wen just to put down the cup, filled to the brim to him immediately, came the mosquito, walked one.” 把两人杯子都满上,肖宇瞅着孙文刚放下杯子,立马给他倒满,“来来蚊子,走一个。” Walks one.” “走一个。” Sun Wen actually all comes are welcome, just drank up one cup not to eat the vegetable/dish, raised the cup to do one immediately, is smacking the lips to vent anger, comfortable.” 孙文倒是来者不拒,刚喝完一杯还没吃菜,立马提起杯子又干一个,咂着嘴出口气,“舒服。” First eats the thing pad pad, otherwise drank us to be possible not to lift up you.” Slowly the Qin Guanglin small mouth chews eats the vegetable/dish injunction to say. “先吃点东西垫垫,不然喝多了我们可抬不动你。”秦广林小口慢嚼的吃着菜嘱咐道。 Although he often does not drink, but also knows that the empty stomach drank is easiest to be drunk, before drinking, first fronts the pad to be much better. 虽然他不常喝酒,但也知道空腹喝酒最容易醉,喝酒前先垫吧垫吧就好多了。 Hi, drank me to go back, did not need to lift.” The Sun Wen big hand wields, „the present does not have the girlfriend to manage, how likes drinking how to drink, wanted is this comfort.” “嗨,喝多了我自己回去,不用抬。”孙文大手一挥,“现在没女朋友管着,爱怎么喝怎么喝,要的就是这份舒坦。” Hehe, my some people are managing, you ask them to drink.” Qin Guanglin sees him to pour the wineshop banner to own cup, hurries to put out a hand to cover. “嘿嘿,我有人管着,你找他们喝。”秦广林见他倒着酒望向自己杯子,赶紧伸手捂住。 „......” “……” Sun Wen blinks the eye, turns head to take a fast look around, knocks the table say/way: Now who has the girlfriend?” 孙文眨巴眨巴眼,扭头扫视一圈,敲敲桌子道:“现在谁有女朋友的?” I.” “我。” I.” “我。” On king Jincheng and forest bold two people accordingly, other person of vision looked to them. 就王晋成和林豪两个人应声,其余人目光都看向他俩。 „......” “……” „......” “……” Two people do not suddenly feel wonderfully, hurries to interrupt, eats the vegetable/dish to eat the vegetable/dish, is gawking doing, eats quickly.” 两人顿觉不妙,赶紧打岔,“吃菜吃菜,愣着干嘛,快吃。” Eats, eats.” “吃,吃。” Qin Guanglin has not paid attention to them, fishes out the cell phone to photograph to stage on arrangement to the Teacher He round. 秦广林没理会他们,摸出手机对着台上的布置拍了张照给何老师发过去。 " Just looked at others to get married, really good. " 「刚刚看别人结婚,真好。」 " Is marriage good? " He Fang returns quickly, a person has nothing to do at home, it is estimated that did not look that the play is fighting the landlord, either is writing the novel. 「结婚好吧?」何妨回得很快,一个人在家无事可做,估计不是看剧就是在斗地主,要么就是在写小说。 " Good, very good. " Qin Guanglin lowers the head the reply. 「好啊,非常好。」秦广林低头回复。 " You look at two. " 「那你就多看两眼。」 " ...... " 「……」 Qin Guanglin receives the cell phone not to manage her, just loaded into the pocket to inspire, he has to pull out. 秦广林收起手机不想理她,刚装进兜里就振了一下,他只好又掏出来。 " Do not drink too much liquor. " He Fang injunction. 「别喝太多酒。」何妨嘱咐。 On his face exudes to wipe the happy expression, is a little at heart happy, the worried about feeling is really good. 他脸上泛起一抹笑意,心里有点开心,被人记挂的感觉真好。 " Relax, I do not like drinking. " 「放心吧,我又不喜欢喝。」 Optional chatting a while, receives the cell phone again, on the table the topic has changed to the woman. 随意闲聊一会儿,再收起手机,桌上话题已转到女人身上。 The men gather together, the topic will change to here frequently unknowingly. 男人聚在一起,话题经常不知不觉就会转到这里。 Our company has a female colleague, enters the time talent show of duty, you guess that what performed?” A Xiao Yu face asked toward the people mystically. “我公司有个女同事,入职的时候才艺表演,你们猜猜表演了什么?”肖宇一脸神秘地朝众人问。 First removes sings to dance.” Sun Wen uses the elimination method. “首先排除唱歌跳舞。”孙文用排除法。 Then removes the standing start.” tall Xinjie. “然后排除原地起飞。”高新接了一句。 Then removes bare-handed kills by mistreatment the dinosaur.” “接下来排除徒手虐杀恐龙。” Removes again stands upside down to wash hair......” “再排除倒立洗头……” Urges to go faster, ok, you cannot guess in any case.” Xiao Yu stretches out two to point at pinches, toward their raised an eyebrow, bare-handed broken walnut, has seen?” “去去,算了,反正你们也猜不出来。”肖宇伸出两只手指一捏,朝他们挑挑眉,“徒手碎核桃,见过没?” „, I eat the walnut to pinch independently.” Nearby Zhang Dongming laughs. “切,我吃核桃都是放手里捏。”一旁的张东明嗤笑。 „It is not two walnut same places, with two fingers, pinches a walnut, is of thick shell.” Xiao Yu puts out a hand to gesticulate, feeling has not made an effort...... to consider as finished, you have not seen, does not know that at that time my shocked, gives me two hands I unable to pinch.” He turns head to have a look at Sun Wen, mosquito cannot pinch.” “不是两颗核桃一起,是用两根手指,捏一颗核桃,还是厚壳的那种。”肖宇伸手比划,“感觉都没怎么用力……算了,你们没看见,不知道当时我那个震撼,给我两只手我也捏不开。”他扭头看看孙文,“蚊子也捏不开。” „...... I really could not have pinched.” The Sun Wen nod acknowledged that previous time I give the moon/month...... I eat the walnut the time remains last, two pinch quite a while not to pinch, afterward pounded with the cup.” “……我还真捏不开。”孙文点头承认,“上次我给月……我吃核桃的时候剩最后一个,两只捏半天都没捏开,后来用杯子砸的。” Yes, that strength of hand...... Xiao Yu feels the chin still to taste, these company that crowd of goods daunting, pursued no one to dare to pursue.” “是吧,那手劲……啧。”肖宇摸着下巴还在回味,“这一下就把公司那群货给吓住了,追都没人敢去追。” Said you do not seem daunted.” High hehe smiles newly, is strong well.” “说得你好像没被吓住似的。”高新嘿嘿笑,“有劲多好啊。” Sun Wen shakes the head, soft good, otherwise hits to be able you to enter the hospital.” 孙文摇了摇头,“还是软乎乎的好,不然打起来能把你打进医院。” „......” “……” „......” “……” I estimated that I really cannot be victorious she.” Xiao Yu curls the lip, leaves the distant point to be good.” “我估计我真打不过她。”肖宇撇嘴,“还是离远点好。”
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