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#72: The Qiuqiu status was possible


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Actually Chu Ge thought that their ability are very flamboyant, for example on that face writes to Qiu Wuji to become effective that is a very terrifying matter, even if only became effective the useless part, that was still very fierce. They had not possibly realized, or has not run into many powerful opponents to verify these. 其实楚戈觉得他们的异能还挺牛逼的,比如那脸上写字能对秋无际生效那是一件很恐怖的事,即使只生效了没用的部分,那也很厉害了。只是他们自己可能没意识到,或者没遇到过多强大的对手来印证这些。 But is away from internet line to hit person, although usually everyone played the stem to play became accustomed to, thinks is very flamboyant carefully, the top hacker not possible through the opposite party online saying that words locked the position of opposite party directly, but this person has achieved. 而隔着网线打人这个,虽然平时大家玩梗玩多了好像习以为常,仔细想想也很牛逼,顶级黑客也不可能通过对方网上说句话就直接锁定对方的位置,而这人已经做到了。 Chu Ge cannot bear say: Fatty ability, for searching for the most wanted terrorist hung to explode the day simply.” 楚戈忍不住道:“那胖子这个能力,用于搜寻通缉犯简直吊炸天了。” Zhong Yi laughs in spite of trying not to shake the head: He can hit, actually cannot explain that. Before was worse, does not know which completely the opposite party that is, now roughly can judge that the distance, for example he can know far and near now you likely in Nanjiang, actually did not know the specific address, otherwise has not come to deliver the bit to you.” 钟逸失笑摇头:“他自己能打出去,却不能说明白那到底是哪。以前更糟,完全不知道对方那是哪,现在大致可以判断距离远近了,比如他现在能知道你很可能在南江,却不知道具体地址,不然还不给你上门送刀片啊。” Why labor 10,000 words must deliver the bit to me daily, saw with own eyes wants on the strength list!” Chu Ge gas channel/angrily said: I was not love the chapter......” “劳资天天万更为什么要给我送刀片,眼见都要上战力榜了!”楚戈气道:“我不就是爱断章了点嘛……” Zhong Yi is slanting the eye to look that he did not speak. 钟逸斜着眼睛看他不说话。 Chu Ge does cough: Also was exercises in any case was separated to tease compared with the attribute high more and more, will the practical attribute be high?” 楚戈:“反正也就是锻炼高了就越来越脱离逗比属性,实用属性就会高起来?” Naturally, who knows how long needs to practice, how many bottleneck limits? Everyone is a lazy person, almost resulted in......” “当然,但谁知道需要练多久、又有多少瓶颈限制呢?大家都是懒人,差不多就得了……” Chu Ge asked curiously: What ability are you? Facilitated to say?” 楚戈好奇问:“那你是什么异能?方不方便说的?” Generally speaking keeps secret, words that but you...... you must know in any case, asked that your mother estimated will also tell you, hiding the truth from you mean not big.” Zhong Yi smiles: My doesn’t feel pain.” “一般来说保密,但你嘛……反正你一定要知道的话,问你妈估计也会告诉你,瞒你意思不大。”钟逸笑笑:“我不会痛。” Chu Ge has not even understood for a short time, stares to awaken: doesn’t feel pain!” 楚戈一时半会甚至没听懂,愣了一下才醒悟过来:“不会痛!” Is one probably is on first hearing useful, thinks carefully the use has not imagined big, even there is broken ability of side effect?” Zhong Yi faintly said: Sensation of pain in some sense is also the protection of lifeform and alerts the mechanism, once loses, the consequence is not necessarily good.” “是不是一个乍一听好像有用,仔细想想用处没有想象中的大,甚至有副作用的破异能?”钟逸淡淡道:“痛觉在某种意义上也是生物的保护和警醒机制,一旦失去,后果未必是好的。” Chu Ge hesitates does not speak. 楚戈沉吟不语。 Zhong Yi said: I do not even dare to try, I will not die. Also or exercises the certain extent, won't die?” 钟逸道:“我甚至不敢试试,我是不是不会死。又或者是锻炼到一定程度,就不会死?” Therefore you very do envy that game character?” “所以你挺羡慕那个游戏角色的?” Unfortunately , I am not.” Zhong Yi has not said itself, then said: If actually you want to exercise do not have the right place, can come here to practice, not only some equipment equipment, but also some people exchange the discussion together.” “可惜我不是。”钟逸没有多说自己,转而道:“倒是如果你想要锻炼却没有合适的地方,可以来我们这里练,不但有些设备器材,还有人一起交流探讨。” Chu Ge palpitates with excitement, before wants to look for his is a goal. His some hesitant tunnels: But my ability does not hope that was known by everybody.” 楚戈怦然心动,之前想找他这就是其中一个目的嘛。他有些犹豫地道:“但我的能力并不希望被人周知。” We will also not say outward.” “我们又不会往外说。” Chu Ge shakes the head. 楚戈还是摇头。 Zhong Yi thinks, said with a smile: Also no, you wear a mask at the worst. Originally some people do not like being known the real status......” 钟逸想了想,笑道:“也没什么,大不了你戴个面具来。本来就有人不喜欢被人知道真实身份……” Chu Ge queerly said: „Do you have this member?” 楚戈奇道:“你们有这种成员?” Zhong Yi smiles: 2-3, are the friends who our trustworthy people guarantee. But even so, everyone still does not trust, for example yesterday's action was impossible to bring this. But they do not haggle over, but to have an exchange will actually have an inexplicable loneliness in —— many ability user, needs similar exchange.” 钟逸笑笑:“有2-3个,都是我们信得过的人担保的朋友。但即使如此,大家依然不信任,比如昨天的行动就不可能带着这样的。而他们也不计较,只是为了有个交流所在——其实很多异能者都会有种莫名的孤独感,需要‘同类’的交流。” Chu Ge implored the tone: Naturally, that this type is very suitable I.” 楚戈吁了口气:“理所当然,那这种很适合我。” ability user is lonely...... Chu Ge hears such view for the first time, ponders actually some meanings. 异能者是孤独的……楚戈第一次听到这样的说法,细想却有些意思。 Moreover looked from Blackroom such pattern, likely still has other to avoid the ability organization beside official, for example Wallpiercer that should have an organization initially, he had said that has circle. Even may have the big organization, Nanjiang is impossible completely to include. 另外从黑屋这样的模式看,很可能还存在其他躲避官方之外的异能组织,比如当初穿墙人那应该也是有个组织的,他说过有“圈子”。甚至可能会有大组织,南江不可能尽括。 He thinks, asked: Where is the exercise place at?” 他想了想,又问:“锻炼的地方在哪?” Zhong Yi shows the strange expression: Is here.” 钟逸露出怪异的表情:“就是这里。” Chu Ge: „?” 楚戈:“?” I said this is a den, does the place that solely eats meal use for parts this name?” Zhong Yi hates bitterly: Your parents that fierce person, how is one's turn you on silly......” “我都说了这是个窝点,单单吃饭的地方配用这个称呼吗?”钟逸痛心疾首:“你爹妈那么厉害的人,轮到你怎么就憨憨的呢……” Chu Ge is unemotional. 楚戈面无表情。 Are the parents very fierce? 爹妈很厉害吗? Since childhood had not felt...... wait/etc, is not, who said my silly? 从小也没觉得过啊……等等,不是,谁说我憨憨的了? At least I know that you just did not contact Gu Ruoyan.” Chu Ge is putting on a serious face saying: Your these tones, did not know many years with the official contact! Organizes this Blackroom possibly to be delegated.” “至少我知道你不是刚刚接触顾若言的。”楚戈板着脸道:“你这些口吻,和官方接触不知道多少年了!组织这个黑屋可能都是受委派。” Zhong Yi was startled being startled, smiles awkwardly: Almost.” 钟逸怔了怔,尴尬地笑笑:“差不多吧。” Originally is not very gruff...... 原来也不算很憨啊…… Chu Ge said: Since here is, explained that boss couple is also ability user? Their what ability? Prepares food the kind?” 楚戈道:“既然这里就是,说明老板夫妻也是异能者?他们什么异能啊?做饭类的?” Male, can make people think that food is unpalatable.” “男的吧,能让人觉得食物非常难吃。” Opens the ability anything of hotel to use, in turn is right...... wait/etc!” The Chu Ge look twitches: „Is this periphery does not have the reasons of other hotels?” “开饭店的这异能啥用,反过来才对啊……等等!”楚戈神色抽搐:“这就是周围没有其他饭店的原因?” Zhong Yi does not make a sound. 钟逸不吱声了。 Blind competition you! Proprietress?” “恶性竞争啊你们!那老板娘呢?” She can make all food seemingly sparkling, this ability had been forbidden to use by us, follows to write me to have ability on the face ‚’ what to distinguish?” “她能让所有食物看起来亮晶晶的,这能力已经被我们禁止使用了,跟在脸上写着‘我有异能’有什么区别?” Chu Ge: „......” 楚戈:“……” Really is ability that one crowd of fart have not used, at least the normal condition you cannot find out it to be used to do, boss that was used for the pit opponent seems its only use. 果然都是一群没点屁用的异能,至少正常情况你想不出它能用来干嘛,老板那个用来坑对手仿佛是它的唯一用途了。 However next time will bring Qiu Wuji comes the time could make the proprietress show one's skill? Perhaps Qiu Wuji will be very happy. 不过下次带秋无际来的时候或许可以让老板娘露一手?说不定秋无际会很开心。 How even this can think of Qiu Wuji, incurable...... Chu Ge broke off under the head, as if must make it return: That present facilitates to lead me to have a look at the exercise the place?” 呃,怎么连这都能想到秋无际,没救了……楚戈掰了下脑袋,似乎要让它回正一点:“那现在方便带我去看看锻炼的地方么?” „It is not convenient, because I am not a word, but leadership definitely, is only a leader. additional a masked person cannot I alone decide, needs to adopt everyone's opinion. In addition you best also go back to consider that arranges a status, does a mask to come again.” “并不方便,因为我不是一言而决的领导,只是一个牵头人。加一个面具人不能我一个人说了算,需要通过大家的意见。此外你最好也回去考虑一下编一个身份,搞一个面具再来。” Said has no interest, Chu Ge as if has electric light together to divide the mind: You said the status......” 说者无心,楚戈却仿佛有一道电光劈进脑海:“你说身份……” Zhong Yi queerly said: Naturally, you must introduce oneself, does not need to say the realistic status, the good and evil also comes a code name, to excel at anything, wait/etc.” 钟逸奇道:“当然啊,你总要自我介绍一下吧,不需要说现实身份,好歹也来个代号、擅长什么,等等。” Was not this...... words saying that you can help the illegal resident do the status?” “不是这个……话说你能不能帮黑户搞身份?” Zhong Yi is casting a sidelong glance slantingly he: „Did you buy the Vietnamese wives to come back?” 钟逸斜睨着他:“你这是买了越南老婆回来?” The Vietnamese wives were really booing, at least is trackable , can always have the regular way to settle down again troublesome, Qiu Wuji that was difficult to do...... even Chu Ge the explanation not to know how much should explain, was only fluent: „It is not, person who does not have the status in any case, does a registered permanent address, do you have the means?” 真是越南老婆倒好了,起码有据可查,再麻烦也总能有正规途径落户的,秋无际那个难搞多了……甚至楚戈连解释都不知道该怎么解释,只能道:“不是,反正就是没身份的人,搞个户口,你们有没有办法嘛?” Zhong Yi starts to speak but hesitates, seemed like suppresses a lot of motherfucker to say simply, had words on the tip of the tongue to turn worn out: Okay good, no matter you are the Vietnamese wives or change the living person, you give a material, the name age document according to anything, other I tries to find the solution.” 钟逸欲言又止,看上去简直憋了一肚子MMP想说,话到嘴边变成了有气无力的:“好好好,不管你是越南老婆还是大变活人,你给份资料,姓名年龄证件照什么的,其他的我来想办法。” Chu Ge doubt: Really has the means? I asked many people......” 楚戈狐疑:“真有办法?我问了好多人……” Zhong Yi was weaker: Has ~ 钟逸更加无力了:“有~” Fierce Brother Zhong, cunning!” Chu Ge one jumped: My this first goes back to prepare, waits a bit for two days, two days have sent to you.” “厉害啊钟哥,手眼通天哈!”楚戈一下就跳了起来:“我这就先回去准备,稍等两天,过两天给你发。” Gazes after Chu Ge to depart in high spirits, Zhong Yi is showing the whites of the eyes to be incapable of complaining. 目送楚戈兴冲冲地离去,钟逸翻着白眼无力吐槽。 yes, yes, yes, my cunning. 是是是,我手眼通天 Does not turn the head to forward to your mother the material, said is difficult to resemble...... 不就是转头把资料转给你妈么,说得多难似的…… The words saying that your father mother really hides may be solid, even this you had not told that...... Zhong Yi shakes the head, is eating easely coldly slightly stir fries the meat, suddenly laughs in spite of trying not to: Interesting.” 话说你爸妈藏得可真严实啊,连这都没跟你说……钟逸摇了摇头,悠然吃着已经冷了的小炒肉,忽然失笑:“有意思。”
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