WSIDWTFLETB :: Volume #6

#524: They are thinking anything


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You scribble the Taoism day like this, without the reader scolded?” In front of the computer, Qiu Wuji is hugging the kitten, a person of cat is searching the head neatly, looks at the content of Chu Ge structure curiously anxiously, two people looks strange incomparable, as if when can experience Chu Tiange arrives at expensive/noble the egg sore feeling. “你这样乱写道家天,没有读者骂么?”电脑面前,秋无际抱着小猫,一人一猫齐刷刷探着脑袋,好奇巴巴地看着楚戈构架的内容,两人的神色都怪异无比,仿佛能够体验到楚天歌亲临贵地时的蛋疼感。 Does not know.” Chu Ge suspends rottenly: My how long has not read the book review, in the group has not managed...... well the words saying that you are not my operations manager, you want the gather information to convey to me are right, how instead to ask me?” “不知道。”楚戈摆烂:“我都多久没看书评了,群里也没管……咦话说你不是我的运营官么,你要收集信息转达给我才对,怎么反而问我?” Qiu Wuji is righteous: I repair, the face tanned, do you want me to manage the group to manage the repair?” 秋无际理直气壮:“我装修呢,脸都晒黑了,你要我管群还是管装修?” Chu Ge surrenders immediately: Repair.” 楚戈立刻投降:“装修。” The kitten looked up the face of Qiu Wuji, the black what black, the fair and healthy-looking small appearance looked disliked. 小猫抬头看了看秋无际的脸,黑什么黑,白里透红的小模样看了就讨厌。 Likes Chu Tiange in book, firm and resolute sharp indifferent, looks like itself, worthily is my successor. 还是喜欢书里的楚天歌,坚毅锋锐冷漠,多像自己,不愧是我的继承人。 Delicate hands touch the kitten head, the kitten sneaked in the ditch comfortably. 一只纤手摸了摸小猫脑袋,小猫舒服地钻进了沟里。 The words saying the meaning of present Chu Tiange also very somewhat scholarly, on the one hand was the taking the best story was broad, on the other hand also in the profession of Heaven very from 9 to 5, done was also goes abroad on a diplomatic mission this kind of manual labor, and world of human beings hit the template was not quite same. 话说现在的楚天歌也很有几分儒雅之意了嘛,一方面是博采众长见闻广了,另一方面也是在天界的生涯很“朝九晚五”,做的也是出使这类活计,和人界一路打打打的模板不太一样了。 Also has, on the one hand, had the wife to get married? 或者还有一方面,有了老婆成了家? During the kitten indulges in flights of fancy, Qiu Wuji was saying with Chu Ge: „The words that on the other hand, must scold scolded in India that little while, not to the present?” 小猫胡思乱想之中,秋无际正在和楚戈说:“话说回来,要骂的话早在佛国那会儿就骂了,也不会到现在?” Chu Ge laughs in spite of trying not to: That but actually not necessarily, black Buddha was the political correctness, the underworld gang not necessarily. However I actually who not black.” 楚戈失笑:“那倒未必,黑佛是政治正确,黑道就未必了。不过我其实谁都没黑。” He stretches oneself, setting out physique: In the variation and distortion that in the book manifests, all sums up as territory outside day demon, was invaded twisting that caused by the day demon, who is black?” 他伸了个懒腰,起身活动筋骨:“在书中体现的变异和扭曲,一律归结为‘域外天魔’,是被天魔入侵了才导致的歪曲,黑谁啦?” Qiu Wuji thinks: Therefore the day demon unexpectedly is yourself?” 秋无际想了想:“所以天魔竟是你自己?” Chu Ge haha smiled: Perhaps. The logic of this matter, I pay no attention to one to be chaotic, in any case is they first instead I, turned to suppose the incompatible appearance the pattern with me, I added inflammatory details to make the new Heaven edition to cover, finally hopes through Chu Tiange and your behavior, reversed to suppose all at first, now India has the original appearance under the greatly sad leadership, hopes that following can also such as I hope.” 楚戈哈哈笑了起来:“或许。这事的逻辑,我自己不理一遍自己都要乱,反正是他们先反我,把格局扭成了与我原设不符的模样,我又添油加醋弄了个新天界版本去覆盖,最终希望通过楚天歌和你们的行为,把一切扭转回最初原设,现在佛国在大悲的领导之下已经有了原本的样子,希望后续也能如我所愿。” Among this was turned several times, can you also reckon up?” “这中间被扭了几次,你还算得清么?” Have several, for example your arms gadget, the new edition called the West to cancel Chen Great Emperor.” “有数,比如你怀里这玩意儿,新版本叫西方勾陈大帝。” Kitten: „......” 小猫:“……” Chu Ge turns the head to look to the screen, the vision is spooky: Heaven that supposed, truly is a God series universe, made to be its, the four great heavenly gods guards a gate to him. This wave is still I and his tacit ball, looked how he kicks.” 楚戈转头看向屏幕,目光幽幽:“原设的天界,确实是天帝一统乾坤,令皆出于其门,四大天王可是给他守门的。这一波依然是我和他的默契球,就看他怎么踢。” Qiu Wuji said hesitant: Really did not fear that raises too fat him?” 秋无际犹豫道:“真不怕把他养得太肥?” Chu Ge said in a low voice: Complicated, must always gather the last line, in the novel so, the bureau in the book is also so.” 楚戈低声道:“千丝万缕,总是要汇聚成最后一条线的,于小说如此,于书中局也是如此。” Qiu Wuji sighed the one breath lightly: You grew up.” 秋无际轻叹一口气:“你长大了。” Chu Ge blinks the eye. 楚戈眨巴眨巴眼睛。 The kitten made an effort to make, runs not to have the shadow. 小猫用力一挣,跑没了影子。 This status was complex, almost can find their hi the point from any a few words, then hi got up, a kitten face compelled ignorant several times, finally summarized the rule. According to these days experience, it almost can conclude that this starts to change flavor from these words to the people, the big probability is to play the jockey to belittle the game of ancestor. 这对儿“身份复杂”得很,几乎从任何一句话都可以找到他俩的嗨点,然后就嗨起来了,小猫一脸懵逼了好几次,终于总结出了规律。根据这几天的经验,它几乎可以断定这对狗男女从这句话开始就要变味,大概率是要玩骑师蔑祖的游戏了。 The result ran ran, this time has not played the detailed work to unexpectedly. Chu Ge kisses the Qiu Wuji forehead: We have a look at Azure Dragon Black Tortoise, if finally the present world has the war, they can be the main forces.” 结果跑都跑了,这对儿这次居然没玩花活。楚戈只是亲了亲秋无际的额头:“我们去看看青龙玄武,最终若现世有战,它们会是主力。” The kitten raises hand. 小猫举手。 I am white tiger! 我是白虎! Finally Chu Ge brought Qiu Wuji whiz one not to have the shadow. 结果楚戈带着秋无际“嗖”地一下就没影了。 The kitten raises hand stiffly there, wants to cry but have no tears. 小猫举手僵在那里,欲哭无泪。 From beginning to end, Chu Ge did not have in the family/home to be many only the consciousness of cat...... Qiu Wuji to hug daily, the kitten suspected if oneself need to eat food to starve to death. 由始至终,楚戈都没有家里多了只猫的意识……要不是秋无际天天抱着,小猫怀疑自己如果需要进食的话都能饿死。 After this morality what to do really raises the child? Really is internet writer occupation the object who the normal person can marry? Dies. 就这德性以后真养孩子怎么办啊?网络写手这种职业真是正常人能嫁的对象吗?去死吧。 Is because the child are too really many? 难道是因为孩子已经实在太多了嘛? The Chu Ge child were too truly many, the Azure Dragon is so filial has not seen both sides, when is one's turn these extreme tsundere...... 楚戈孩子确实太多了,青龙那么孝顺都没见两面呢,啥时候轮到这几个死傲娇…… The space flashes before, the scenery fluctuates, when are not many couple had arrived at the bottom of East Sea. 空间闪现,景色变幻,过不多时夫妻俩已经到了东海之底。 The Azure Dragon is dormant in the mirror, lifts dragon head gently: Father God...... was burnt by the vermilion bird good?” 青龙蛰伏在镜像之中,轻轻抬起龙首:“父神……被朱雀烧的好了嘛?” Qiu Wuji crossed the head. 秋无际偏过了脑袋。 Chu Ge: Will not chat the suggestion to look that several book study learn.” 楚戈:“不会聊天建议多看几本书学学好吧。” The Azure Dragon lay lazily: I am feared when Father God to must fight discovered own too vegetable/dish, calculates that and useful......” 青龙懒洋洋地趴了回去:“我是怕父神到了要大战之时发现自己太菜了,算来算去又有什么用……” My that is burnt intentionally, intentionally!” The Chu Ge violent jumps: Really must block, presently world vermilion bird that ability burns radically is motionless I, you looked that she by me is made now the strength of bird same resistance does not even have!” “我那是故意被烧的,故意的!”楚戈暴跳:“真要挡住,现世朱雀那点能力根本烧不动我,你看她现在被我弄得鸟一样连反抗之力都没有!” Good to know, Father God read, we may certainly be possible to be young greatly, displaying for several points was also Father God decides.” “好了好了知道了,父神一念,我们当然可大可小,发挥几分也是父神说了算。” „...... The Yin-Yang can't I be victorious others?” “……还是阴阳我打不过别人是吧?” Without.” Azure Dragon shift topic: What matter does Father God this come?” “没有没有。”青龙转移话题:“父神此来何事?” Chu Ge suppressed one bunch of words to be stopped up, complexion azure red, Qiu Wuji was overjoyed in side. 楚戈憋了一堆话又被堵了回去,脸色青一阵红一阵,秋无际在旁边乐不可支。 No is free from worry, thinks so no wonder his bias small flame. 没一个省心的,这么看怪不得他偏心小火苗嘛。 Chu Ge suppressed for quite a while, finally sighed: Your skeleton once had various defects, afterward made up neat, now fissure and so on thorough restored?” 楚戈憋了半天,终于叹了口气:“你的骨骼曾有各种缺失,后来补齐,如今裂痕之类的彻底恢复了没?” The Azure Dragon said: Has recovered. Although my skeleton does not have Black Tortoise is so strong, but the resiliency is to instead compare it is good.” 青龙道:“已经复原。我的骨骼虽然没有玄武那么强,但恢复力反而是比它好一点的。” Chu Ge knits the brows: „Did determination restore? No omission?” 楚戈皱眉:“确定全部恢复了?没有任何遗漏?” The Azure Dragon said: Is firmly exhaustive, possibly in four elephants at present most complete was I. Black Tortoise still left over one has not retrieved fully, in God that?” 青龙道:“确无遗漏,可能四象之中目前最完整的就是我了。玄武尚余一足没有找回,在天帝那?” en.” 。” Vermilion bird body changes into the universal fire, although it can use this shape substitution visible body, does not have the body essentially. White tiger is a more explicit body in others hand.” “朱雀身躯化为普世之火,虽然它可以用这种形态替代有形之躯,本质上就是没有身躯。白虎则是更明确的身躯都在别人手里。” Yes.” Chu Ge knits the brows. “是。”楚戈还是皱眉。 The Azure Dragon this somewhat felt strange: What is Father God thinking?” 青龙这回有些奇怪:“父神在想什么?” I am thinking, we suspected before the recovery of spiritual energy is because you come out to create, but can you at least control your spiritual energy non- overflow now? Besides the body of white tiger possibly cannot control also a little overflowing powder, you three spiritual energies did not have the least bit to overflow to disperse, why I still felt that the spiritual energy hasn't abated?” “我是在想,我们之前怀疑灵气的复苏是因为你们出来而造成的,可如今你们至少都能控制自己的灵气不外溢了吧?除了白虎之躯可能控不住还有点溢散之外,你们三位的灵气都没有半点溢散了,为什么我依然感觉灵气没有消退呢?” Qiu Wuji gawked, the Azure Dragon also gawked, both sides have not considered this issue. 秋无际愣了一下,青龙也愣了一下,双方都没有考虑过这个问题。 Chu Ge continues said: Therefore I had thought before, is you also has what not controllable part outside, caused the spiritual energy overflowing powder. But since does not have, where this spiritual energy does come?” 楚戈续道:“所以我之前有想过,是不是你们还有什么不可控的部件在外,导致了灵气溢散。但既然没有,这灵气又哪来的?” Father God suspected, we were wrong to the origin judgment of spiritual energy before?” 父神怀疑,我们之前对灵气的来源判断是错的?” I in want to receive misleading......, because you come out truly to have the spiritual energy, by you have contaminated thing, when also has the spiritual energy, how to see that thought is closely linked with you, but if originates incessantly one? In addition if has other sources, was camouflaged by your conditions, so that does not see the forest for the trees.” “我在想有没有可能受了误导……因为你们出来确实会带着灵气,被你们沾染过的东西当也有灵气,怎么看都觉得和你们息息相关,但如果来源不止一条呢?如果另外还有其他的源头,是不是就被你们的状况遮蔽了,以致一叶障目。” Why Father God thinks, rather than thinks after we all return to the book, may the spiritual energy start to abate?” 父神为什么会这么想,而不是认为当我们全部回归书中之后,可能灵气就会开始消退呢?” Chu Ge said: I am thinking, they control you for what, to grasp spiritual energy root?” 楚戈道:“我在想,他们控制你们是为了什么,为了掌握灵气根源?” Isn't?” “难道不是?” If yes, what they most should control is I, the infinite person ready dead, various types of stabs in the back, should come to be right to me. But only one time comes to me truly, unexpectedly interrupted relation in me and book, is this what intent? At that time only thinks coordinates the God, now wants to come, divided two influences on regard the God and mountain Dru, what were mountain Dru's their goals? Where is the logic at?” “如果是,那他们最应该控制的是我,无穷死士,各种暗箭,都该冲着我来才对。但唯一的一次真正冲着我来的,居然是截断了我和书中的联系,这是何意?当时只以为是配合天帝,如今想来,把天帝和山德鲁分两个势力看待,山德鲁他们的目标到底是什么?逻辑在哪?” The eye pupil that the Azure Dragon phosphorescent light sparkles had the circle circle. 青龙磷火闪闪的眼眸有了点圈圈。 It cannot answer, thought that Chu Ge wants to be very reasonable. 它答不了,却觉得楚戈这么想很有道理。 Chu Ge should be the core objective of opposite party is right, the present approach always feels to put the cart before the horse. 楚戈才应该是对方的核心目标才对,现在的做法总感觉本末倒置。 Only a possibility performance explained that the —— opposite party collects four likely is only the method, their another core missions, need through collecting four are completed likely. 唯有一种可能性能解释——对方收集四象只是手段,他们另有一个核心目的,需要通过收集四象来完成。 Dominant world? 统治世界吗? A little divergence? 是不是有点离题?
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