„Wall that yourself hit, why saying that is I...... áo ~ I incur me to incur......” “你自己撞的墙,凭什么说是我……嗷~我招我招……” „I am such a write, looked at one to the readers happily, how to know that will cross solemnly tribulations the member really to be upward stupid to hit...... áo ~ won't be stupid......” “我就是那么一写,给读者们看了一乐,怎么知道堂堂渡劫修士真的会蠢得一头往上撞……嗷~不蠢不蠢……” „How wants dead? Dies to be good crisply...... áo ~” “想怎么死？爽死行不行……嗷~” „Later? Later also dares. áo ~” “以后？以后还敢。嗷~” „Bang!” “砰！” The Chu Ge too glyph pastes on the wall, slowly slides. 楚戈太字形贴在墙上,慢慢下滑。 The Qiu Wuji racket, above has dust probably, tone cool said/tunnel: „Yo, this Golden Bell Cover practices well, hits the wall does not have the wound.” 秋无际拍着手,好像上面有灰尘似的,语气凉凉地道:“哟,这金钟罩练得不错啊,撞墙都没伤。” Chu Ge somewhat is also accidental, this whole person hits unexpectedly no pain on the wall, how long Golden Bell Cover did this practice so to be effective? Naturally to inspire husband outline, oral is obstinate argumentative: „That is the master teaches well, cannot compare the master to hit the elegant demeanor of stone door, hits the wall hits beautifully......” 楚戈也有些意外,这整个人撞在墙上居然没什么痛感,这才练了多久的金钟罩就这么有效啦？当然为振夫纲,口头还是在嘴硬:“那是师父教得好,比不上师父撞石门的风采,撞墙都撞得那么美……” Qiu Wuji cutting tooth: „You really think I don't dare to punch you to suppress?” 秋无际切齿:“你是真以为我不敢揍你狠的？” „Hiss ~ do not pinch, pinched Golden Bell Cover to pinch the accomplishment again......” “嘶~别掐了,再掐金钟罩都要掐得大成了……” „This is not good, how helps you exercise Golden Bell Cover against pinch.” Qiu Wuji sneers saying: „this Eminence consulted Golden Bell Cover cultivation technique carefully, above said that hits hard in view of against sharp instrument acupuncture or against blunt instrument, must have the different exercise patterns, this Eminence customized one cultivation method for you, gets up!” “这不是挺好,助你锻炼金钟罩怎么防掐。”秋无际冷笑道:“本座仔细查阅了一下金钟罩功法,上面说了,针对防锐器针刺或防钝器重击,要有不同的锻炼模式,本座为你量身定制了一套修行方法,起来！” Chu Ge crawled cautiously: „What method?” 楚戈小心翼翼地爬了起来:“什么方法？” „Ton”! “吨”！ A durian pounded on the Chu Ge head. 一颗榴莲砸在了楚戈脑袋上。 Chu Ge: „?” 楚戈:“？” Qiu Wuji holding the arm sized up one up and down, very satisfied said/tunnel: „You looked, this is not only exercises the blunt instrument to hit hard, and exercises the acupuncture protection?” 秋无际抄着手臂上下打量了一眼,很满意地道:“你看,这是不是既锻炼钝器重击,又锻炼针刺防护？” Chu Ge: „......” 楚戈:“……” the next moment several durians well up from the corner, pounds on the belly, pounds is conducting the back, rolls. 下一刻好几个榴莲从墙角涌来,一个砸在肚子上,一个砸在背上,上上下下地滚。 „Pū!” The Chu Ge eyeball roused: „This is the murder......” “噗！”楚戈眼珠子都鼓了出来:“这是谋杀……” „Husband” both characters has not said that „tons” two, is two durians pounds about on the shoulder in him. “亲夫”两个字都没说出来,“吨吨”两声,又是两个榴莲砸在他左右肩膀上。 „Do not move.” Qiu Wuji smiles saying: „You, if were gripped by the durian wiggles forward, lost the meaning of exercise, must therefore insist motionless, toughs it out with your Golden Bell Cover. On head and shoulder these three durians, as long as rolls one, that suffers half double-hour, three all roll, you tonight by hit/prick one night.” “别动。”秋无际笑眯眯道:“你若是被榴莲扎得扭来扭去,也就失了锻炼之意,所以要坚持不动,用你的金钟罩硬挺。头上和肩上这三颗榴莲,但凡滚下来一颗,那就多捱半个时辰,三颗全滚下来,你今晚就被扎一夜吧。” Chu Ge felt that the pain is not painful, is the whole body is nipped by the innumerable ants likely, his cutting tooth say/way: „Do not bully me not to understand, are you work for one's own interests under the guise of working for the public to suffer me?” 楚戈感觉痛是不痛,就是浑身像被无数蚂蚁咬,他切齿道:“别欺负我不懂啊,你这是假公济私折磨我吧？” Qiu Wuji turns the eyelid to look at the ceiling: „this Eminence crosses tribulations the member, you are only make out of whole cloth the story. Whose must exercise martial arts to listen, you want to be clear.” 秋无际翻着眼皮看天花板:“本座才是渡劫修士,你只是个瞎编故事的。要练功该听谁的,你想清楚。” Chu Ge: „......” 楚戈:“……” Qiu Wuji also said: „Even if the belly did not roll the durian, on this head shoulder is still going against me.” 秋无际又道:“即使肚皮不滚榴莲了,这头上肩上的也给我顶着。” „Why is this?” “这又是为什么？” „Exercises your balanced and steadiness.” Qiu Wuji referred to the room the disorderly arrangement: „Over the two days practiced the movement, having the feeling sped up not being steady slightly, was easy to turn is also easy to fall?” “锻炼你的平衡和稳健。”秋无际指了指屋内乱七八糟的陈设:“这两天自己练身法,有没有感觉稍微加快一点就不稳,容易扭也容易摔？” She moved a tea table: „Tea table was hit by you crookedly, haven't oneself felt?” 她挪了一下茶几:“茶几都被你撞歪了,自己没感觉吗？” Chu Ge listens to start to feel reasonable, then asked: „Is difficult to be inadequate I also to grip the horse stance to practice the plate?” 楚戈听着开始觉得有道理,便问:“难不成我也要扎马步练下盘？” „That is the practicing law of mortal military, we do not need indigenous methods like this.” “那是凡人武者的练法,我们不需要这样的土办法。” „What foreign ways...... is head durian?” “……顶榴莲是什么洋办法？” „Just looks for the equilibrium sense to you, you are vigorous, after finding this feeling, can leave behind mental brand, the self- adjustment body, I want no need very for a long time. What others look is muscle memory, what you look is mental brand. As for the muscle exercise, Golden Bell Cover can provide, you jog also meaningful.” “只不过是给你寻找平衡感,你精神旺盛,找到这种感觉之后就能留下精神烙印,自我调节身躯,我想用不着很久。别人找的是肌肉记忆,你找的是精神烙印。至于肌肉锻炼本身,金钟罩就能提供,你跑步也有意义。” Chu Ge listened even more to feel the specialty, the face is having a look at about the durian on shoulder painstakingly, has a look also on the belly rolled that was stiff the head not to speak. 楚戈听了越发觉得专业,苦着脸看看左右肩膀上的榴莲,又看看至今还在肚皮上滚来滚去的那一颗,僵着脑袋不说话了。 The head cannot move heedlessly, the head also has one. 脑袋都不能乱动,头上还有一颗呢。 Sees his honest head durian appearance, Qiu Wuji has turned the head, the corners of the mouth bring back quietly wipe the happy expression. 见他老老实实顶榴莲的样子,秋无际转过头去,嘴角悄悄勾起一抹笑意。 Deceives your. 骗你的。 en, does not calculate all deceives, the effect has, is can not need with other means like this. 嗯,也不算全骗,效果是有的,就是本来可以用其他办法不需要这样。 Reason that with this type......, because some people had said the kneeling durian is the good way of lesson ( male ) person, knelt even, head durian did not have the issue...... 之所以用这种……因为有人说过跪榴莲是个教训(男)人的好办法,跪就算了,顶榴莲没问题吧…… Qiu Wuji reorganizes the room happy: „Was hit by you everywhere crooked, was ugly, thanks to you oneself could live.” 秋无际心情很好地整理屋子:“到处被你撞得歪歪扭扭,难看死了,亏你自己住得下去。” Chu Ge had really not thought that the tea table crooked point and above thing, can calculate anything at the worst disorderly, but looks at Qiu Wuji to reorganize the thing the appearance, in heart soft, does not want to speak, the durian on head was feeling became soft. 楚戈还真不觉得茶几歪一点、上面的东西凌乱一点,能算个什么大不了的事,但看着秋无际整理东西的样子,心中还是软软的,不想说话,连带着脑袋上的榴莲都感觉变软了。 Naturally Qiu Wuji manual reorganization are not many, overwhelming majority places had been swept brightly and cleanly by her divine sense such as new neat. The window and wall ceiling that happy Qiu Wuji this time including simply very long has not washed the window curtains, has not touched and gone, gave to clean up altogether, even the light bulb was gleaming, the entire room was changed beyond recognition, but also is dispersing the delicate fragrance. 当然秋无际手动整理的不多,绝大部分地方被她神念扫过就光洁如新整整齐齐。心情很好的秋无际这次索性连很久没洗过的窗帘、没擦过的窗子和墙壁天花板,都一股脑儿给清理了,连灯泡都亮闪闪的,整个屋子焕然一新,还散着清香。 Does not contrast does not know, Chu Ge also felt own room is neat, at this moment suddenly felt before , lives is similar to the kennel. 不对比不知道,楚戈本来还觉得自己屋子还算整洁,此刻忽然就觉得之前住的跟狗窝差不多。 Qiu Wuji felt the chin to size up one, shook the head saying: „Was too vulgar.” 秋无际摸着下巴四下打量了一阵,摇头道:“太俗了。” Helpless Chu Ge said: „I have not written your room multi- immortal aura.” 楚戈无奈道:“我也没写过你屋子多仙气啊。” „Because you have not written, can therefore immortal aura. Was written by you were incurable.” “正因为你没写,所以才能仙气。被你写了就没救了。” Chu Ge: „......” 楚戈:“……” „I will move to two flowers to come back to raise tomorrow, downstairs jasmine is good, the rosa indica is also much longer......” “我明天去移两株花回来养,楼下的茉莉挺好的,月季也长得不错……” „No, that is the public property, cannot pick.” “别,那是公物,不能摘回来的。” Qiu Wuji queerly said: „Does this also calculate the public property?” 秋无际奇道:“这也算公物？” „en, goes to the open country to pick either wild, either buys the bonsai is also good simply directly, understands simply.” “嗯,要么去野外摘野生的,要么索性直接买盆栽也行,简单明了。” The recuperated bonsai must buy, Qiu Wuji knows actually, feels the waste. She thinks, shakes the head: „Tomorrow I go to the suburb to have a look. Also, buys to select fine writing paper......” 养好的盆栽要买,秋无际倒是知道的,就是觉得浪费。她想了想,还是摇头:“明天我去郊外看看。还有,买点宣纸……” „Buys this doing?” “买这个干嘛？” „Makes a calligraphy and painting, I know that this mostly is very expensive/noble, did I write the line?” “弄点字画,我知道这多半是挺贵,我自己写行了吧？” Chu Ge has tears streaming down the face: „Even if you lived 10,000......” 楚戈泪流满面:“就算你活了一万……” Qiu Wuji stares. 秋无际瞪眼。 Chu Ge changes a statement immediately: „en, calculates you to be versatile, oneself can write to draw, that is not must mount. This is rental house, has gathered together was enough, why......” 楚戈立刻改口:“嗯,算你全能,自己能写能画,那不是也还要去装裱的嘛。这就是个租屋,凑活过就行了,何必呢……” „Who can gather together with you?” Qiu Wuji said: „This is the place that this Eminence live, at least must look at the mood to be comfortable.” “谁要跟你凑活？”秋无际道:“这是本座自己住的地方,起码要看着心情舒坦。” Chu Ge was startled being startled, suddenly grinned to smile: „You said right.” 楚戈怔了怔,忽然咧嘴笑了:“你说得对。” Qiu Wuji looked that morality knows he is thinking anything, turns around to return to the room ill-humoredly: „I played the computer to go, you continued to withstand/top, exercised martial arts for yourself, cannot be loaf.” 秋无际看那德性就知道他在想什么,没好气地转身回房:“我玩电脑去了,你继续顶着,练功可是为你自己,不许偷懒。” „Good to know......” Chu Ge feels strangely, really thought that sometimes raised a daughter probably, sometimes seemed like a mother. “好了好了知道了……”楚戈感觉怪怪的,真觉得有时候像是养了个女儿,有时候又像是来了个妈。 Synthesizes to be called the wife? 综合一下是不是就叫做老婆？ en, this saying cannot say, said was not hammered to refuse stubbornly to be possible. 嗯,这话不能说,说了非被锤死不可。 That side Qiu Wuji has not arrived at the room, outside doorbell sound. 那边秋无际还没走到自己房间呢,外面门铃响了。 She was startled being startled: „You shouted that went? Delivers bottled gas?” 她怔了怔:“你喊外卖了？还是送液化气的？” „Then how long where must trade bottled gas......” Chu Ge to finish barely the words, heard the key to insert the gate sound, the gate is opened directly. “这才多久哪里要换液化气……”楚戈话音未落,就听见钥匙插进门的声音,门直接被开了。 Chu Ge: „?” 楚戈:“？” Qiu Wuji: „?” 秋无际:“？” Zhang Qiren takes a step into: „I forgot my key not to stay behind, clear/pain......?” 张奇人举步入内:“我忘了我钥匙没留下哈哈,楚……呃？” He retrocedes to go out subconsciously, raised the head to have a look at the house number plate, has a look at the key in hand, in the eye is confused. 他下意识后退出门,抬头看看门牌,又看看手里的钥匙,眼里都是迷茫。 Has not gone astray! But how this room was much longer, but also fragrant...... 没走错啊！可这屋子怎么长得不一样了,还香的呢…… Then sees a very attractive woman look to stare at him bad, in the eye murderous aura. 然后就看见一个非常漂亮的女人神色不善地盯着他,眼里都是杀气。 This woman also looks familiar, just evening banquet that little while appeared „female fan”. 这女人也面熟啊,刚刚晚宴那会儿出现的“女粉丝”嘛。 The Zhang Qiren vision sparkles, saw to withstand/top durian silly stand there Chu Ge. 张奇人目光闪了闪,就看见了顶着榴莲傻站那儿的楚戈。 fuck the fans solid proof! 艹粉实锤！ Zhang Qiren painful opens the mouth: „I think what betrayal social class is I, the one who cannot think of the real betrayal revolution is you!” 张奇人沉痛开口:“我以为背叛阶级的是我,想不到真正背叛革命的是你！”