Chu Ge is unable to understand that this type only has the story in piece, what throws the street writer to go home to inherit 1 million family property and so on, listened to smile even, this can damn unexpectedly to become real? 楚戈无法理解这种只存在于段子里的故事,什么扑街写手回家继承百万家产之类的,听了笑笑就算,这TM居然能成真的？ He does not even know that should look for Zhang Qiren to chat, satisfies the curiosity and care to the friend of writer. Now the this fool ostentation looks is a rich man, oneself collect to be strange, can be thought to have something else planned by his surrounding person? 他甚至都不知道该不该去找张奇人聊个天,满足一下写手的好奇心和对朋友的关心。现在这货的排场一看就是有钱人,自己凑上去会不会怪怪的,会不会被他周围的人认为别有所图？ Chu Ge sighed secretly. 楚戈暗自叹了口气。 Friendship thing, once doped the money and power, truly easy becomes the flavor strange, to both sides is. 交情这东西,一旦掺杂了钱和权,确实容易把味道变得奇怪,对双方都是。 On the contrary before is , the gathering of contradiction, actually instead is quite purer. 反倒是之前较为抵触的同学聚会,其实反而更为纯粹。 Like present Lin Wuyang, laughingly a fist hammer on his shoulder: „Cannot look, but also thinks that you hide in the family/home writing a book to change fat otaku, cannot think that is very energetic. Previous time sees you not to come energetic, recently took Viagra?” 就像眼前的林武阳,笑哈哈地一拳头锤在他肩膀上:“看不出来啊,还以为你躲家里写书会变肥宅,想不到还挺精神。上次见你还没这么精神来着,最近吃伟哥了？” Although is the police, moreover many are a lesser official, among old schoolmates instead not too many ideas. Chu Ge then also smiles: „On that day noon, where hot came the spirit, you think that is your flatter sir, has practiced?” 虽然是警察而且多少是个小官,老同学之间反而没太多想法。楚戈便也笑:“那天大中午的,热得不行哪来精神,你以为都是你们阿sir,练过的啊？” Lin Wuyang haha smiles: „Was skillful, I have not practiced exactly that pinch.” 林武阳哈哈笑:“巧了,我恰恰是没怎么练过的那一撮。” Chu Ge seems like that asked accidentally: „A moment ago that......” 楚戈看似无意地问:“刚才那个……” „That, you are riper than me.” Lin Wuyang shows a faint smile: „He once rented a half year of room outside, I look at about renting the name, yo, is not our clear/pain great author.” “那个啊,你比我熟。”林武阳微微一笑:“他曾经在外租了半年房,我一看合租的名字,哟呵,不是我们楚大作家么。” Chu Ge: „......” 楚戈:“……” Lin Wuyang has not said anything, draws him to sit down together: „Has not related with you, does not need to intertwine.” 林武阳没多说什么,拉着他一起坐下:“和你没关系,不用纠结。” How more to listen more to think that Zhang Qiren isn't right? 怎么越听越觉得张奇人不对劲啊？ When makes a veiled attack again several, the schoolmates arrive one after another, one piece troubled is not the speech place, Chu Ge also can only receive the thoughts, greets the new schoolmates to take a seat with a laugh. 正待再旁敲侧击几句,同学们陆续抵达,一片纷扰不是说话的地方,楚戈也只能收起心思,笑呵呵地迎接新来的同学们入座。 The overall atmosphere of gathering is very good. 同学聚会的整体气氛是很不错的。 Shows off, competes and installs to compel and hit the face, this kind of matter has, but quite happened relatively rarely, even if will happen is not visible. 炫耀、攀比、装逼、打脸,这类事不是没有,但相对是比较难得发生的,或者即使发生也不会明着来。 The society used all might these years, the thoughts floated in the superficial person are not many, even if there is thoughts that the attire compelled, was still secret 0.1, for example Old Hong said: „Last year went to Switzerland, others led me to look at the watch, could not understand, bought one casually.” 社会摸爬滚打了这些年,心思浮于表面的人并不多,就算有装逼的心思,也是暗暗点一句,比如老洪就说了:“去年去瑞士,别人带我看表,也看不懂,随便买了一个。” Others publish two to envy the opinion to the watch that he reveals, passed. 别人对他露出来的手表发表两句羡慕言论,就那么过去了。 He wants cocky by him, some people will envy not to display, some people may not mix compared with him to hit his face well. 他要嘚瑟就由他呗,有人嫉妒也不会表现出来,有人比他混得好也不可能去打他脸。 unnecessary matter. 没必要的事。 But regarding mixing not the good schoolmate, some people will not reveal the color of discrimination, that loses is not the face of opposite party, is yourself. 而对于混得不好的同学,更不会有人露出歧视之色,那丢的不是对方的脸,是你自己。 On the contrary, instead will put arms around shoulders, the recollection in the past, showing the heavy sentiment, was not snobbish. 相反,反而会更加勾肩搭背,回忆当年,以示自己重感情、不势利。 Regarding obviously possible „useful” Lin Wuyang this kind of occupation, everyone quite respects actually, becomes at the session „main character”, but also no one revealed that flatters and flatters, to be insufficient. Lin Wuyang are not cocky, in addition meets Zhang Qiren to cause to hang a matter at heart, has not spoken, retaliates several cups with a laugh, the main character taste was also pale. 对于明显可能“用得上”的林武阳这类职业,大家倒是较为尊重,成为席间“主角”,但也没人显露出巴结和谄媚,不至于。林武阳自己也不是个嘚瑟的,加上遇到张奇人导致心里挂着点事,也就没多发言,笑呵呵地回敬几杯,主角味儿也就淡了。 Everyone drank several cups, what does most are most uncovers in the past the dirty business mutually, everyone haha in laughter harmony happiness. 大家多喝了几杯,做得最多的还是互揭当年糗事,大家哈哈笑声之中其乐融融。 Most essential cannot have the teacher at the session. 最关键是席间不能有老师。 Otherwise that became the alternative thanking a teacher feast several years later, the schoolmate instead did not have along with the natural lively atmosphere. 否则那就成了时隔多年的另类谢师宴,同学随性热闹的氛围反而没了。 What is only special is Chu Ge this kind, others despise actually not, really did not understand did not understand, therefore after the Lin Wuyang main character taste goes pale, Chu Ge became main character, in others ten words but actually five are asking Chu Ge: 唯一特殊的还是楚戈这类,倒不是别人轻视,是真的不了解也不理解,于是林武阳的主角味儿淡去之后,楚戈就成了主角,别人十句话里倒有五句在问楚戈: „, Your book where can buy? Does New China Bookstore have?” “诶,你的书哪里可以买的？新华书店有么？” „Emmmm does not have.” “emmmm没有。” „How your does make money? Through hit rate?” “那你这个是怎么赚钱的？通过点击量？” „wú...... these years truly one type through the pattern of hit rate computation advertising expenditure, but my type is quite traditional, the payment read, many people paid expenses have many income.” “唔……这几年确实有一种通过点击量计算广告费的模式,不过我那种还是比较传统的,付费阅读,有多少人付费就有多少收入。” „Was hit rate for these years? It is not right, early I heard what a lot of clicked.” “点击量是这几年？不对吧,老早我就听说什么多少多少点击了。” „Before...... this, is only an basis that exposes the popularity with the signboard, the current capacity time can now the realization. But this pattern I do not favor, main......, therefore I choose...... the evil, said that this doing, drinks.” “……这个以前只是一种展露人气的依据和招牌,现在流量时代才可以变现。但这种模式我不看好,主要……呃所以我选择……害,说这个干嘛,喝酒喝酒。” Chu Ge thought the explanation does not know explained from where, being a long story was unimportant, might as well drink. 楚戈是觉得解释都不知道从何解释起,说来话长又不重要,不如喝酒。 Could not suffer that others are curious: „On sometimes my WeChat saw that the advertisement point goes, without looking at several chapters of mind in the right way itchy times reminded me to pay expenses to look, I added that was cheats out of money.” 捱不住别人还是好奇啊:“我有时候微信上看到广告点进去,没看几章正心痒的时候就提醒我要付费才能看,我还说那是骗钱的呢。” „, Does not cheat out of money, this first attracts your heart to be itchy, then pays expenses to read, conventional operation.” “呃,不是骗钱,这就是先吸引你心痒,然后付费阅读,常规操作。” „Therefore paid money can reading yellow(porn)? I look at that anything village lonely sister-in-law......” “所以付钱是不是就可以看搞黄色了？我看那什么乡村寂寞小姨子……” „?” Chu Ge massaged the forehead: „No, now hits strictly, could not do, do not look that others book title synopsis attracted you, actually the content scratched most slightly side.” “？”楚戈抚额:“没有,现在打得严的,搞不了,别看人家书名简介吸引你,其实内容最多擦点小边。” „Why does no yellow(porn) that ask for money?” “没黄色那为什么要钱？” Chu Ge: „......” 楚戈:“……” It is not, what does yellow and demanding money have directly to relate? 不是,黄色和要钱有什么直接关系吗？ You also asked how a moment ago I make money, does not ask for money I to have nothing to eat...... 你们刚才还问我怎么赚钱,不要钱我喝西北风吗…… People look at him to be at a loss for words, instead understood: „Therefore you are that type?” 人们看他语塞,反而都懂了:“所以你就是那种？” „I and that type is not quite same, on website, but you must understand that type , the essence is similar.” “我和那种不太一样,是在网站上的,不过你们要理解成那种也可以,本质差不多吧。” Schoolmates' look had a microvariation, felt that he writes mother -in-law sister-in-law. 同学们的眼神就有了点小变化,感觉他是写丈母娘小姨子的。 Chu Ge does not know whether to laugh or cry, is not good to explain, thing also very that anything that oneself write in any case, was indifferent: „Drinks you, gathers round me to ask that an egg, my one wrote porn book lives hand to mouth eats, can make Wuyang grasp me?” 楚戈哭笑不得,也不好解释,反正自己写的东西也挺那啥,无所谓了:“喝酒啊你们,围着我问个蛋啊,我就一写黄书混饭吃的而已,要不要让武阳把我抓起来？” Looked at Lin Wuyang of half-day play to smile saying: „I am not email. Relax, the prison guard that side I am also ripe, you really went, I will help your greeting good and evil not be bullied.” 看了半天戏的林武阳笑眯眯道:“我又不是网信的。放心,狱警那边我也熟,你真进去了,我帮你打个招呼好歹不会被欺负。” Chu Ge: „...... Really thanked.” 楚戈:“……真是谢谢了。” As Chu Ge confessed the pornography, extinguished the heart of schoolmates curious baby temporarily, asked how to make money did not have, had the female schoolmate somewhat to sigh actually: „Pitifully, the Chu Ge style was very good before.” 随着楚戈自认黄书,也暂时熄了同学们好奇宝宝的心,问怎么赚钱的没了,倒是有女同学有些叹息:“可惜,以前楚戈文笔很好的。” Appearance that expects too much, does not know before , has unrequited loved. Chu Ge shows a faint smile, does not answer. 那恨铁不成钢的样子,也不知道以前是不是暗恋过。楚戈微微一笑,也不搭腔。 Others were annoyed the new topic by this saying actually, Old Hong’s wife Yu Xiaomei then asked: „, Chu Ge did you look for the girlfriend?” 别人倒是被这话惹出了新话题,老洪的老婆于晓梅便问:“诶,楚戈你找女朋友了没？” Chu Ge plays to say with a smile: „No. In the past had a liking for married Old Hong, I can only the old and alone person life.” 楚戈玩笑道:“没。当年看上的嫁给老洪了,我只能孤老此生。” Yu Xiaomei bah, laughed at the session. 于晓梅呸了一口,席间哈哈大笑。 Old Hong points at Chu Ge to smile: „Wants the duel?” 老洪指着楚戈笑:“是不是要决斗？” Lin Wuyang said: „You like your wife, Chu Ge also like your wife, you are of the same country, why wants the duel?” 林武阳道:“你喜欢你老婆,楚戈也喜欢你老婆,你们是一国的,为什么要决斗？” „Pū......” even Chu Ge was teased to spurt by this saying, at the session smiled one group, all pointed at Lin Wuyang to scold: „Such not proper person can also make flatter sir!” “噗……”连楚戈都被这话逗得喷了出来,席间笑成了一团,全都指着林武阳骂:“这么不正经的人也能做阿sir！” Civil administration that Zhang Manli said with a smile: „On the other hand, Chu Ge this type in nested in the house writes a book day in day out, the public relations are too really few, looking for the girlfriend is really not possibly easy to look, such big age wasn't the list good, wants the schoolmates to help you introduce?” 民政那个张曼丽笑道:“话说回来,楚戈这种一天到晚窝在家里写书的,社交实在太少,找女朋友可能还真不好找,这么大岁数了一直单着也不好,要不要同学们帮你介绍介绍？” Old Hong said with a smile: „What you understand, author has female fan, my previous quick sound brushes to the video, said that had the author to marry the fans, picked up an editor, was really flamboyant, Chu Ge didn't you know?” 老洪笑道:“你懂个什么,作家是有女粉丝的,我上次快音刷到个视频,说是有作者娶了粉丝,还有泡了编辑的,真牛逼,楚戈你认识不？” Chu Ge had not replied, then has humanity: „That was the famous expert, Chu Ge this wrote porn...... ” 楚戈还没回答,便有人道:“那得是名家了吧,楚戈这写黄……呃。” The determination of speech made an indiscreet remark, was busy at from punishing one glass of liquor was sorry, at the session 1 : 00 a little small awkward. Actually the schoolmates heart deep place had not thought that his does not have prospects, in the surface did not reveal, will always reveal in the nonchalant place, is not intends, Chu Ge toward has not gone at heart. 说话的自觉失言,忙自罚了一杯酒表示歉意,席间一时有点小尴尬。其实同学们内心深处都没觉得他这有什么出息,面上不表露,总是会在不经意之处流露出来,不是有意的,楚戈并没有往心里去。 Actually Chu Ge not only does not care, in the heart instead has the unknown pride. 其实楚戈不仅不在意,心中反而有不为人知的自豪。 picked up fan? 泡粉丝？ My female lead ran from the book...... 我女主角从书里跑出来了诶…… In this time, a white shirt blue cowboy tall ponytail miss plop plop is running over from the one side, the hand grasps slightly makes the pleasantly surprised shape sincerely: „Are you Chu Ge are big, I liked your book, signed to me?” 正在此时,一个白衬衫蓝牛仔高马尾的姑娘扑通扑通从一旁跑了过来,手握小拳拳做惊喜状:“您是不是楚戈大大,我太喜欢您的书了,给我签个名好吗？” Full shock. 满座震惊。 Also damn really has female fan, but also is so attractive, was much more attractive! 还TM真有女粉丝,还这么漂亮,漂亮得过分了吧！ The words saying that Chu Ge was so famous? Eats meal to be able by the fans to be recognized in the hall, this everyone really has not realized somebody's highposition or merits...... 话说楚戈原来这么有名吗？在大厅吃饭都能被粉丝认出来,这大家还真是有眼不识泰山了…… It is not, you write the village mother-in-law sister-in-law, why will have female fan? 呃不是,你写乡村丈母娘小姨子的,为什么会有女粉丝？ As everyone knows Chu Ge this little while was more shocking than them were more, he looks at „female fan that” ran towering dumbfoundedly, the person were silly. 殊不知楚戈这会儿比他们震惊多了,他目瞪口呆地看着突兀跑出来的“女粉丝”,人都傻了。 Qiu Wuji are you doing? I had not said that can install this to compel? 秋无际你在干嘛啊？我没说要装这个逼啊？ In the building the distinguished guest private room, Zhang Qiren smiled suddenly, told to the side under: „Went to tie Section Chief Lin that two tables of accounts, said that your bosses liked the work of Mr. Chu Ge, the small gift inadequate respect, wants to create the excellent work in the future again.” 楼上贵宾雅座,张奇人忽然笑了起来,对身边属下吩咐:“去把林科长那两桌的账结了,就说你们老板非常喜欢楚戈先生的作品,小小意思不成敬意,希望将来再创佳作。” —— —— ———— PS: The writer experience of Chu Ge, the small part is of the selection experiences from oneself, what are more is kneads together to select material the common experience of many years of story and entire writer circle, what shown is this professional general present situation, can regard as other professional articles to regard. Do not take a seat according to ticket number with author, otherwise understood that possibly a little will be crooked. PS:楚戈的写手经历,小部分是取材自本人经历,更多的是揉合取材多年见闻、整个写手圈子的常见经历,展现的是这个职业的普遍现状,可以视为其他职业文看待。不要过于和作者本人对号入座,否则理解可能会有点歪。 After all demonstrates the professional condition, with looking at the author complained itself to encounter, that was two psychological experience. Chu Ge was not the laser bottle, the laser bottle is really more graceful than him, moreover...... has not thrown the street. 毕竟展示职业状况,和看作者吐槽自己遭遇,那可是两种心理体验。楚戈真不是镭射瓶,镭射瓶比他帅多了,而且……没扑街过。