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#472: In the world best young maid


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As the most sword cultivator, as the Heaven profound immortal, as the god of the north successor, given name ordered by the emperor personally of next god of the north Great Emperor. 身为一界最剑修,身为天界玄仙,身为真武继承人,下一任真武大帝的名号钦定者。 Qiu Wuji has not thought the comp book broken compels the book, can one month of income 4 million this things. 秋无际都没有想过写本破逼书,可以一个月收入四百万这种事情。 Yes, one month, delays settles accounts for a half year, does not represent for a half year a settlement, but is six monthly incomes of January/one month, seven monthly incomes of February/two months...... may have so many in other words next month. 是的,一个月,延迟结算半年,不代表半年一次结算,而是一月的六月收,二月的七月收……也就是说下个月可能还有这么多。 Looks real backstage that Chu Ge demonstrates, Qiu Wuji until now in brain down. 看着楚戈展示出来的真实后台,秋无际至今脑子宕机中。 How to see thinks that is PS, spoke thoughtlessly maid attire, could not think unexpectedly real. 怎么看都以为是PS的,随口说个女仆装,想不到居然是真的。 Moreover what before screenshot is the third party channel, adds on the master station and group actually has the channel, had 5 million numerous...... 而且之前截图的是第三方渠道,实际加上主站和集团自有渠道,林林总总有五百万了…… What is odder, Chu Ge card incessantly 5 million. 更离谱的是,楚戈的卡里不止五百万。 Various strange funds to the account, do not know where comes. 各项奇怪的款项到账,都不知道哪来的。 Has the royalty of entity book to be divided, has the share of animation and film and television. 有实体书的版税分成,有动画和影视的分成。 in addition ten million levels. 加起来千万级。 Monthly salary. 月入。 This has not been counted the income of cartoon work room, that income in company government accounts. The cartoon also electron, should have share of cartoon pamphlet incessantly, that side Qiu Wuji must ask that Moe Moe receives many, otherwise she does not know. 这还没算上漫画工作室的收入呢,那块收入是在公司公账里的。这么算起来漫画也不止电子,应该还有漫画单行本的分成,那边秋无际还得问问萌萌到底收入多少,否则她自己都不知道。 Then probably also has the music income, this is in Qiu Wuji own account...... 然后好像还有音乐收入,这是在秋无际自己的账户里的…… Is considered as that incessantly ten million/countless? 这么算是不是不止千万? The change of time is odd, let alone the old farmer brain made up the gold/metal shoulder pole of emperor, the imagination of immortal did not have the method to understand an income pattern of mortal...... 时代的变化过于离谱,别说老农脑补皇帝的金扁担了,就连仙人的想象力都没法子理解一个凡人的收入模式…… First a half month is still shouting eats the earth, this on the rich and powerful people, bought a maid to install with the city not to need suddenly ten million/countless casually to try on, the different designs bought several sets respectively, put on one set to throw one set...... 前半个月还在喊吃土,这忽然就千万富豪了,随随便便同城买个女仆装都不需要试穿,不同款式各买几套,穿一套扔一套…… Looks that Chu Ge opens a box to pull out the maid attire one after another grinningly, seems like also has the appearance of cat ear rabbit-ear rabbit tail...... the Qiu Wuji eyeball drop to cook to transfer, compensates to smile the retreat. 看着楚戈笑嘻嘻地开箱掏出一套又一套的女仆装,看上去还有猫耳兔耳兔尾巴的样子……秋无际眼珠子滴熘熘地转着,赔笑后退。 Subsequently hid in oneself room with potential quickly, „” closes. 继而用迅雷不及掩耳之势躲进了自己屋里,“哐”地关上了门。 Bang bang.” Chu Ge knocks on a door leisurely: Opens the door, has the new clothes to put on ~ “砰砰。”楚戈慢条斯理地敲门:“开门啊,有新衣服穿啦~” Does not open! Who must wear that ragged clothes!” “不开!谁要穿那破衣服!” „A Sect Leader Qiu saliva nail, the speech always kept a promise!” 秋宗主一口唾沫一个钉,说话从来算数的!” I am not Sect Leader Qiu!” Qiu Wuji said bitterly: Said again, what is a saliva nail, my saliva is so powerful, how not to have sewn your mouthful blood!” “我已经不是秋宗主了!”秋无际恨恨道:“再说了,什么叫一口唾沫一个钉,我的唾沫那么有力,怎么还没钉得你满嘴血啊!” Chu Ge: „?” 楚戈:“?” Qiu Wuji: Snort.” 秋无际:“哼。” Can repudiate a debt?” “要赖账了是吧?” Doesn't put on, does not put on!” Qiu Wuji said: What women's wear that you with the reader pledged, what livestream ate meal, when has cashed in? My this with day Neo-Confucianism! Or your women's wear, my maid attire, what kind of?” “不穿不穿,就不穿!”秋无际道:“你跟读者承诺的什么女装啊,什么直播吃饭啊,啥时候兑现过?我这就是跟天道学的!要不你女装,我就女仆装,怎么样?” Chu Ge did a lot of talking: „Haven't you with the day Neo-Confucianism, worked loose now?” 楚戈磨牙:“你现在还跟天道学个屁,不是挣脱了吗?” Without, but also was being grasped the foot.” “没有没有,还被握着脚呢。” The repetitious talk could not circle, Chu Ge did not know whether to laugh or cry, found out one wisp to be really mad quietly, card observed opens the door. 车轱辘话绕不完了,楚戈哭笑不得,悄悄探出一缕真气,“卡察”开了门。 Qiu Wuji with thrusting the gate is not making him enter: I teach you cultivation am make you do this matter?” 秋无际用力推着门不让他进:“我教你修行是让你做这种事的吗?” I feel, how at that time you did not wait for me to be victorious in other words you again how how the place.” In the Chu Ge palm the golden light blooms, Qiu Wuji discovered oneself really cannot shoulder his strength. “我觉得是的,当时你不就是说等我打得过你了再咋咋咋地嘛。”楚戈手心里金光绽放,秋无际发现自己真的扛不住他的力量。 ying chirp, this clone really not to be victorious smelly he, was bullied by the true body in the book, was bullied by the husband outside the book, food chain most bottom. 嘤嘤嘤,这个臭分身真的打不过他了,在书里被真身欺负,在书外被老公欺负,食物链的最底端。 The door was shoved open a seam forcefully, the Chu Ge big face searched, Qiu Wuji presses his face to push out, the Chu Ge face was pushed is like pig, in the hand actually forced in several clothes silently: Clever, means what he says.” 房门被硬生生推开一条缝,楚戈大脸探了进来,秋无际一把摁住他的脸往外推,楚戈脸被推得跟猪头一样,手上却无声无息地塞进了几套衣服:“乖,说话算话。” Go away!” Qiu Wuji departs a foot from the crack in a door, tramples to fly Chu Ge, bang closes again. “滚啦!”秋无际从门缝里飞出一脚,把楚戈踹飞出去,“砰”地再度关上了门。 A Chu Ge pitiful yell, was trampled to crawl dirtily from the ground, looking up, in the television picture is a god suspends, above Qin Feier indifferent swiveleye expression as if in saying mental handicap of mother. 楚戈一声惨叫,被踹得灰头土脸地从地上爬起来,抬头一看,电视画面上正是一个神暂停,上面秦菲儿冷眼斜视的表情彷佛在说“妈的智障”。 Chu Ge patted one cheerfully, brings to make the expression package. 楚戈乐呵呵地拍了一张,拿来做表情包。 Then returned to the room easely, the water group ten minutes, writing. 然后悠悠然回了房,水群十分钟,码字 Also did not care about Qiuqiu to put on, was only the couple plays in any case noisily, today does not put on, sooner or later will have the opportunity to rub her to put on, ahem. 也不在乎秋秋穿不穿了,反正只是小俩口玩闹,今天不穿,早晚有机会磨着她穿的,哼哼。 Inside Qiu Wuji is backing on the door, looks at a place disorderly cat ear rabbit-ear, blushes the blood. 里面秋无际背靠着房门,看着一地乱七八糟的猫耳兔耳,脸红似血。 How to have such bored thing! This men of year are actually thinking anything...... 怎么会有这么无聊的东西啊!这年头的男人们到底都在想些什么…… Actually is not...... has not complied in any case...... 其实也不是不可以啦……反正答应过的…… Is willing to bet to concede, a Sect Leader Qiu saliva nail...... 愿赌服输,秋宗主一口唾沫一个钉…… Cannot nail tight his him! 钉不死他丫的! Qiu Wuji picked up the clothes angrily. 秋无际愤愤然地捡起了衣服。 Now cannot be victorious he, lives under subjugation not to have the means that puts in great inconvenience to bends. The Qiu Wuji beautiful eye circulation, waited by the book, does not make the words that you control you not can be victorious my true body, when the time comes looked how the true body wears the cat ear attire to you! Ahem. 现在打不过他了,寄人篱下没办法嘛,委屈屈。秋无际美目流转,等到了书里,不让你控制的话你打不过我真身,到时候看真身怎么给你穿猫耳装!哼哼。 Qiu Wuji thinks and cheers up, the selfish brain made up him to go to the book by oppressive that day, smiled. 秋无际想着想着又高兴起来,自顾自脑补着他去书里被虐的那一天,笑了。 The dim light of night is deep gradually. 夜色渐深。 Chu Ge writing in the room, the Chu Tiange traveling schedule places in the fingertip peacefully step by step, as if can see, wind and cloud of Heaven under foot hauling slowly, revolving, blooming, is complicated is gathering, collects for some point in India gradually. 楚戈安安静静在房中码字,楚天歌的行程在指尖一步一步安置,彷佛可以看见,天界的风云似在脚下慢慢的牵引,旋转,绽放,千丝万缕正在汇聚,渐渐收束为佛国之中的某一个点。 The wall clock on wall tick-tock tick-tock is making a sound, in the serene rhythm is flowing of time river. 墙上的挂钟滴答滴答地响着,安详的韵律里是光阴长河的流淌。 Chu Ge thought that the relaxed two days of states of mind have not started a little slightly exhausted. 楚戈觉得没轻松两天的神魂又开始有点小疲惫。 The opponents changed. 对手变了。 Turned into the Buddha from the God. 从天帝变成了佛祖。 As if can see the eye pupil of universe deep place, during is quiet brings little ridiculing to jeer, what in eye pupil deep place mapping is the golden light shining body, probably was saying, you are also the Buddhism juniors. 彷佛可以看见宇宙深处的眼眸,静谧之中带着少许的讥嘲,在眼眸深处映射的是自己金光灿灿的身躯,好像在说,你也是佛门子弟。 Yes? 是么? Chu Ge suddenly from attending to smiling. 楚戈忽然自顾笑了一下。 If greatly sad is Buddha, I am not, my might as well said that is the Buddha of All Men Are Brothers, a character said the monk, two character monks...... four characters were anything...... 如果说大悲是佛,我可不是,我这还不如说是水浒的佛呢,一个字曰僧,两个字和尚……四个字是啥…… Is thinking, that quiet profound eye pupil flashed the anger, the universe crashed suddenly, dissipates does not see. 正这么想着,那静谧深邃的眼眸就闪起了怒意,宇宙忽然崩塌,消散不见。 The Chu Ge state of mind slightly pain, the sweat seeps out faintly. 楚戈神魂微痛,汗水隐隐渗出。 This is not good to deal with, although does not show one's self earlier......, but can be able with the God three points, obviously is not the fuel-efficient lamp. 这也不是个好相与的,虽然前期不显山不露水……但能得以和天帝三分,显然不是省油的灯。 The side fragrant rumor, one cup of spirit tea place on the table, braves the dense white fog steaming. 身边香风传来,一杯灵茶放在桌上,腾腾冒着氤氲白雾。 The Chu Ge state of mind the universe from the book withdrew tidal, wiped a perspiration. 楚戈神魂潮水般从书中宇宙退出,抹了把汗。 Turns the head to look, the Qiu Wuji face that a maid installs stands in the side red, both hands is building the lower abdomen, graceful good a ritual: Young master should drink tea.” 转头看去,一身女仆装的秋无际脸红红地站在身边,双手搭着小腹,盈盈行了一礼:“少爷该喝茶啦。” Chu Ge blinks the eye. 楚戈眨巴眨巴眼睛。 This maid links up seamlessly, unexpectedly is not out of sorts, probably she will do that. 这女仆无缝衔接,居然一点都不违和,好像她本来就会这么做似的。 Was not Dairo should drink the medicine well, why this can toward crooked to think...... Qiuqiu certainly was intentional. 不是大郎该喝药了就好,为什么这句能让人往歪了想呢……秋秋一定是故意的吧。 That lower abdomen is black, insufficient...... 那点小腹黑,不够啊…… At this time at least insufficiently covers up sprouting/moe type that her maid installs, under the short skirt the snow white slender leg, the black silk turned into the white sock, head maid hair clip both sides lovable kitten ear, the cheek is red, the eye flashes, the speech spoke softly. 至少不够遮掩此时她一身女仆装的萌样儿,短裙之下雪白修长的腿,黑丝变成了白袜,头上的女仆发夹两端可爱的小猫耳,脸蛋红红的,眼睛扑闪扑闪,说话轻声细语。 That flash all exhausted all labor, sweep away, in the eye only then she supple glancing, puts down proudly all with that only for the intention that the boyfriend smiles. 那一刹那所有的疲惫所有的辛苦,一扫而空,眼里只有她柔柔的眼波,和那放下一切骄傲只为了情郎一笑的心意。 Because he likes. 只是因为他喜欢。 Qiuqiu......” Chu Ge does not know simply should say anything voiced this moment feelings. 秋秋……”楚戈简直不知道该说什么来表达这一刻的心情。 Qiu Wuji made the movement of fan ear: Lovable?” 秋无际做了个扇耳朵的动作:“可爱吗?” Lovable.” “可爱。” Do not think that all kinds matter, puts on to you looks also no at the worst.” Qiu Wuji said that said that the face is red feels hot, shoots a look at the vision not to visit him to sparkle forcefully the shining eye. “别想色色的事情,穿给你看也没什么大不了的。”秋无际说是这么说,脸还是红得发烫,强行瞥开目光不去看他闪闪发亮的眼睛。 Chu Ge is busy at guaranteeing: en en, does not think, does not think.” 楚戈忙保证:“,不想,不想。” Qiu Wuji purses the lips, puts out a hand to rub according to his temples lightly: How to meet the difficult problem? Before just didn't come to the end?” 秋无际噘了噘嘴,伸手按着他的太阳穴轻揉:“怎么又遇上难题了?之前不是刚告一段落么?” That side Buddha, the system is different, is I looks for trouble for oneself, does not need to establish that complex on good......” Chu Ge by behind soft, sighed comfortably: But I felt, he is I the first pass/test that is easy to attack and capture.” “佛祖那边,体系不一样,也是我自己给自己找麻烦,不需要设定那么复杂就好了……”楚戈靠在身后的柔软里,舒服地叹了口气:“但我却觉得,他是我最易攻克的第一关。” Qiu Wuji queerly said: Why?” 秋无际奇道:“为什么?” Perhaps is because...... I have the entire world best young maid, the monks light/only eat the dog grain to choke while still alive......” “也许是因为……我有全世界最好的小女仆,和尚们光吃狗粮就能活活噎死……”
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