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#465: Qiuqiu sign wringer


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Although before......, sees Qiuqiu and past exchanged that several words time, Chu Ge can also realize the feeling that type ate the vinegar, really had, at that time at heart also secretly thought, if were past runs over to soak Qiuqiu, could not hack to death his him...... 虽然吧……之前看见秋秋和过去的自己交流那几句话的时候,楚戈也能体会到那种吃自己醋的感觉,确实有,当时心里也暗道如果是过去的自己跑过来泡秋秋,砍不死他丫的…… Cannot blame the Qiuqiu fine minute/share, puts who fine difference. 倒不能怪秋秋精分,搁谁都精分。 But can the scene like Qiuqiu a oneself minute/share of body, again own clone bundle, the repertoire that oneself violates at present...... 但能像秋秋这样现场把自己分个身,再把自己的分身捆绑,己目前犯的套路…… This was never imagined continually. 这是连想都没想过啊。 Therefore the author needs to copy the chapter saying that an author single brain circuit single-handedly cannot compare to pool brains and brawn! Later writing makes Qiuqiu provide the mentality in side, before explodes, code! 所以说作者需要抄章说,一个作者单人独力的脑回路是比不上群策群力的!以后码字秋秋在旁边提供思路,完爆以前自己码! How ended to make this to remember writing continually, the writing dog was really incurable...... 完了怎么连做这个都会想起码字,码字狗真是没救了…… In brief at this time looks the tail block tied up in young assistant Qiuqiu of there tearful, has a look at Sect Leader Qiu that gallops again, Chu Ge does not know that in the brain should think anything are the normal people. 总之此时看着床尾被绑在那里眼泪汪汪的小助理秋秋,再看看身上驰骋的秋宗主,楚戈也不知道脑子里应该想些什么才算正常人。 Was right, wants double to cultivate/repair is the normal immortal cultivation person. 哦对了,要双修才算正常修仙人。 Before Qiuqiu said that when settled down, everyone should strengthen double cultivates is. 之前秋秋自己就说了,当尘埃落定,大家应该加强双修才是。 So-called spiritual exhausted and so-called transcript is injured, in double cultivates in front of the masterstroke/divine skill is not the matter. 所谓的精神疲惫、所谓的副本受伤,在双修神技面前一切都不是事。 looks because obviously oneself violates at present, but excited excessively look monster different Qiuqiu, Chu Ge sighed: I come......” 看着身上明显因为己目前犯而兴奋过度得神色妖异的秋秋,楚戈叹了口气:“还是我来吧……” The wind and cloud changes color, the universe overturns. 风云变色,乾坤翻覆。 Tied up to turn the supercilious look in Qiuqiu of corner. 被绑在墙角的秋秋翻起了白眼。 ............ ………… „...... Almost was almost brought by you to the pit.” “差点……差点被你带到坑里。” The rain receives cloud leisurely/scatter, Qiu Wuji lazily by the Chu Ge bosom respite. 雨收云散,秋无际懒洋洋地靠在楚戈怀里喘息。 Clone to be taken back by her, increased the exciting tool person as one, this/should reclamation time took back decisively......, otherwise like a moment ago, when oneself lay down there worn out, Chu Ge turned the head to look at the tail block, the ray in that simply...... 分身被她收回了,作为一个增加刺激的工具人,该收回的时候果断收回……否则就会像刚才一样,当自己有气无力地躺在那里的时候,楚戈转头看着床尾,那眼里的光芒简直了…… Qiu Wuji decisive clone to take back, the disciple keeps the string and table napkin of bundle, looks that place is disorderly. 秋无际就果断把分身收回,徒留捆绑的绳子和口布,看着一地凌乱。 Almost then his intent. 差点遂了他的意。 Snort, in your dreams. 哼,想得美 Chu Ge is pulling out the nose: Who brings...... that also to have Qiuqiu whom to the pit in obviously , did not have suddenly, my big Qiuqiu......” 楚戈抽着鼻子:“谁把谁带到坑里啊……那明明还有个秋秋,忽地一下,没了,我那么大一个秋秋……” You also really want two Qiuqiu!” Qiu Wuji hmph hmph: That is an appeal, really thinks two people. The really two people, your called proper scumbag, looked at my non- blade you.” “你还真想有两个秋秋!”秋无际哼哼:“那就是个情趣,真以为有两个人啊。真有两个人,你这叫妥妥的渣男,看我不刀了你。” The Chu Ge dark true understanding has the words of two people, I was not said by the blade, you must first hit but actually earth-shakingly are right, words saying the small assistant Qiuqiu proper can be victorious true body, good pitiful ying chirp...... 楚戈暗道真有两个人的话,我被不被刀不好说,你俩倒要先打得天翻地覆才对,话说小助理秋秋妥妥打不过真身,好可怜嘤嘤嘤…… In mouth only fluent: Without two people are good, I really fear your fine minute/share......” 口中只能道:“没两个人就好,我真怕你精分……” Snort.” Qiu Wuji purses the lips by his hollow of the shoulder, clutches a bunch of hair to spin its wheels in his chest front: You also know that looks another and you are intimate, is uncomfortable, usually is I tastes this taste, must make her taste one time......, although seems what significance not to have, even white cheap you.” “哼。”秋无际噘嘴靠在他肩窝,揪着一簇头发在他胸前打转转:“你也知道的,看着另一个自己和你亲热,就是不爽嘛,平时都是我尝这味,总得让她尝一次……虽然好像什么意义都没有,平白便宜了你。” Chu Ge does cough. Thought that teaches the seductress was self-satisfied the look monster different is yourself...... I must obviously what cheap I...... 楚戈。觉得教训了狐狸精志得意满得神色妖异的明明是你自己……我得什么便宜了我…… Qiu Wuji as if also knows own this set of being able to convince, changed the topic forcefully: Double cultivated/repaired cultivation technique is a little backward, that was the world of human beings. Heaven, does the god of the north Great Emperor have this cultivation technique?” 秋无际彷佛也知道自己这套说不通,强行转了话题:“双修功法是不是有点落后了,那还是人界的。天界这边,真武大帝有这种功法么?” „...... Does not have, the god of the north is not responsible for this, but can the impromptu composition. Was right, the Chu Tiange that side has one pile.” “……没有,真武不负责这个,不过可以现编。哦对了,楚天歌那边有一堆。” Chu Tiange outside 10,000 li suddenly discovered cultivation technique that oneself are reading did not have, even the compounded drug was short of several bottles while convenient. 万里外的楚天歌忽然发现自己正在阅读的功法没了,顺便连丹药都少了几瓶。 Chu Tiange: Wait, I have not carried......” 楚天歌:“等等,我还没背下来……” Passed the moment, cultivation technique lost, along with Heavenly Dao dignified passes message: Vegetable/Dish.” 过了片刻,功法又丢了回来,伴随着天道威严的传音:“菜。” Chu Tiange: Grass.” 楚天歌:“草。” „The promotion, wanted you to work a bit faster immediately.” “快点升级,马上要你干活了。” Chu Tiange wants to cut the person. 楚天歌很想砍人。 Rises the level, my wife? 升个屁级,我老婆呢? Does not arrange the wives to transfer, now two places live apart, arranges double to cultivate/repair the merit to look at little yellow writing, the dog Heavenly Dao you are planned that arranges main character to rub to give the readers to be crisp? 又不安排人家老婆调动,现在两地分居,又给人安排双修功看小黄文,狗天道你是打算安排主角撸给读者们爽爽? That side Chu Ge does not know that the son in unstated criticism anything, received the line, the couple has no shame studies double cultivates cultivation technique that just the rubbing came, the Qiu Wuji cheek looks ruddy: „The merit of Heaven, really by far past......” 那边楚戈才不知道儿子在腹诽什么,直接收了线,小俩口没羞没臊地研究刚拓印来的双修功法,秋无际脸蛋看得红扑扑的:“天界之功,果然远胜从前……” The merit of Heaven was truly by far formerly. 天界之功确实远胜从前。 Manifests in intuitively, is not in the supernatural power double cultivated/repaired to advance together, can the spiritual bond...... not be, can the state of mind double cultivate/repair. 最直观体现在,已经不是法力上的双修共进了,可以神交……呃不是,可以神魂双修。 Theoretically Chu Ge now is the state of mind, but he can change the body to himself, experiencing and real person is similar, in fact true body also down in front of computer. This type double cultivates the effect only to have half obviously, but there is Heaven cultivation technique, the effect was different...... 理论上楚戈现在就是神魂,只不过他可以给自己变身躯,体验起来和真人差不多,实际上真身还在电脑面前宕机呢。这种双修效果显然只能有一半,但有了天界功法,效果就不一样了…… Once Qiu Wuji double cultivates with the Chu Ge state of mind, what result can be? 秋无际一旦和楚戈神魂双修,会是什么结果? That is the Heavenly Dao state of mind is intertwined, the profit that she obtains cannot weigh with the Chu Ge’s cultivation level. 那是和天道神魂交缠,她获得的益处根本不能用楚戈的修行层次来衡量。 Obtains the writing thought of Chu Ge, can blend to bathe in the Heavenly Dao thoroughly, point blank range the principle of baptism Heavenly Dao? 到底是获得楚戈码字思维,还是能彻底交融沐浴于天道,最近距离的洗礼天道的法则? In turn, Chu Ge in the psychic force promotion that her here can obtain also by far formerly, that supernatural power grows regarding their conditions is not quite really important, the strength of state of mind can break through is most important. 反过来,楚戈在她这里能得到的精神力提升也远胜从前,那点法力成长对于他们的状态来说真的不太重要,神魂之力能突破才是最重要的。 At present the Chu Ge condition is a Yuan infant, Yuan infant and god, most essential is the difference that the state of mind is released externally, therefore some relative state of mind demands somewhat lack the ability to do what one would like. Once the Chu Ge state of mind achieved the god even to cross the tribulation truly, that hard strength stood in the horizontal plane of Heaven, next step competition will not be strenuous. 目前楚戈的状态是元婴,元婴和化神,最关键的就是神魂外放的差异,所以相对一些神魂需求有些力不从心。一旦楚戈的神魂真正达到了化神甚至渡劫,那就连硬实力都站在了天界的水平面,下一步的争夺就再也不会那么吃力了。 In other words...... everyone next step primary mission, is double cultivates...... 换句话说……大家下一步的主要任务,就是双修…… Qiu Wuji is nipping the lower lip: What pill who you are just stole from Chu Tiange there?” 秋无际咬着下唇:“你刚从楚天歌那里偷来的又是什么丹?” Assists double to cultivate/repair to use, with pill who the conventional promotion uses not too, increases double cultivates the effect.” Chu Ge does cough: This thing god of the north here does not have, therefore......” “辅助双修用的,和常规升级用的丹不太一样,增加双修效果的。”楚戈:“这玩意真武这里也没有,所以……” In the Qiu Wuji eye the unusual look was even more strong. 秋无际眼里异色越发浓了。 The Chu Ge secretly thought is not wonderful, starts to struggle: W-wait a moment, I had not said that now starts...... us just to finish up...... that side the present world also to have the matter to process, I have the character not to have the code, after the book has not written with enough time three days, the time secretly and has not stolen...... rescues and saves a life!” 楚戈暗道不妙,开始挣扎:“等、等一下,我没说现在就开始……我们才刚刚完事……现世那边还有事要处理,我还有字没码,书里也没来得及写个三日后,时间没偷、还没偷……救、救命啊!” Do not want to run......” Qiu Wuji to hold compounded drug, sends in his mouth wickedly: Moe Moe had taught me in the past, presses out to do you, looked how you accompany the small seductress/evil spirit!” “别想跑……”秋无际含着一枚丹药,恶狠狠地送入他嘴里:“萌萌当年教过我的,榨干你,看你怎么陪小妖精!” ......” ……” ............ ………… This clear/pain Ge, real pigeon?” “这楚鸽,真鸽了?” Although couple days ago renewed slowly, was 12 : 00 pm Chapter 1, was very punctual, how today also not to have.” “前几天虽然更新慢,都是中午12点第一章,很准时啊,今天怎么又没更。” Soap opera just now starts, fluttered?” “电视剧才刚开始,就飘了?” Ok, first looked at Qin Feier.” “算了,先去看秦菲儿。” That soap opera tricks purely, had Qin Feier version Qiu Wuji on the film title tune, then the consecutively several volumes did not see the person.” “那个电视剧纯忽悠的,就片头曲里有秦菲儿版秋无际,然后连续几集不见人。” Normal, from the beginning did not have the Qiu Wuji actor's pay, is clear/pain Tiange.” “正常啊,一开始本来就没秋无际戏份,都是楚天鸽。” On the other hand, this Ye Xiaozhu was also very attractive, this actor who?” “话说回来了,这个叶小竹也挺漂亮的,这演员谁啊?” Rookie...... I knew, clear/pain Ge was the unspoken rule youngest sister went certainly, too happy to think of home and duty did not renew.” “新人……我知道了,楚鸽一定是潜规则小妹妹去了,乐不思蜀才不更新的。” In denouncing an atmosphere in the book review and group, computer front Chu Ge whole body shook suddenly, restored the intelligence. 在书评和群里一片声讨的氛围里,电脑面前的楚戈忽然浑身一抖,恢复了灵性。 Watches people's discussion, the Chu Ge season is pinching collar spirit is willing, wants to cry but have no tears. 看着人们的讨论,楚戈心有余季地捏着衣领子,欲哭无泪。 Whose unspoken rule who! 谁潜规则谁啊! Do you know that the Qiuqiu sign wringer is terrifying! 你们知不知道秋秋牌榨汁机多恐怖! Well not right...... 咦不对…… That side are the god to fall, does not have the juice, psychological process, psychological process. 那边自己属于神降,无汁可言,心理作用,心理作用。 Chu Ge long implored the tone, reads the half documents, the brain is for a while spatial. 楚戈长长吁了口气,看着半拉文档,脑子一时都是空的。 Doesn't have the juice? 没汁可言? Why felt that the brains pressed out not to have...... 为什么感觉脑汁都都被榨没了……
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