„áo ~” “嗷~” „Ah......” “啊……” „Hiss...... fuck......” “嘶……卧槽……” „Thump!” “咚！” Downstairs Chu Ge, some old people watch the television, once for a while looks up the floor, sending out to mean is difficult to be bright sound. 楚戈楼下,有老人看着电视,时不时抬头看楼板,发出意味难明的啧啧声。 „In building that to the little couple, very can play...... was a pity that old played motionless. Mentioning that miss is really attractive, female celestial.” “楼上那对小夫妻,挺能玩啊……可惜啊,老了玩不动了。说来那姑娘真漂亮,仙女似的。” In the living room, the Chu Ge whole body is sending out the light golden light, full head is package of places lies on the ground, two also turning circle circles. 客厅里,楚戈浑身散发着淡淡的金光,满头是包地趴在地上,两眼还转着圈圈。 Qiu Wuji returned to the room to take the notebook, looked for in an animated cartoon two eye socket circle stupors sound effects assigned away from the capital, selfish cheerful. 秋无际回房取了笔记本,找了一段动画片里两眼圈圈昏迷的音效外放,自顾自乐呵。 Chu Ge has gotten back one's composure, is both suffering pain and laughing: „Is this your Golden Bell Cover practices the law? How I do not know that this thing does practice?” 楚戈回过神,又是吃痛又是好笑:“这就是你的金钟罩练法？我怎么不知道这玩意是这么练的？” „Yes, after I analyze , the practicing law of simplifying, you looked that this did not realize, quickly.” “是啊,我解析后简化的练法,你看这不是练成了吗,多快。” Chu Ge: „Your what has not done, passes on my cultivation technique chant then to hammer my, how became?” 楚戈:“你什么都没干,传了我一个功法口诀然后锤了我一顿,怎么就成了？” „Do not talk nonsense, how did I hammer your one?” “别瞎说啊,我怎么锤了你一顿了？” „Is helps me ram the problem, constructs the safety mask?” “难道是助我夯实罩门,构建防护罩？” „No, I hit your one......” “没有,我只是打了你一顿……” Chu Ge clenches teeth: „Qiu! Wu! Ji! You changed.” 楚戈咬牙:“秋！无！际！你变死了是吧。” „Good good, truly was helps you temper the problem.” Qiu Wuji holds the arm to say leisurely: „In particular, you are the foundation cross the threshold now, was only the skin light flood golden light, anti- punched compared with others, actually said that was Iron Shirt is close compared with Golden Bell Cover, from the true Golden Bell Cover accomplishment.” “好吧好吧,确实是助你锤炼了罩门。”秋无际抱着手臂悠悠道:“确切地说,现在你算是基础入门,只是皮肤淡淡泛金光,比别人抗揍些,其实说是铁布衫比金钟罩更接近,距离真正的金钟罩大成还远着呢。” She is saying sighing, the grief looks at Chu Ge very much: „Who asked some pig to establish, what Buddhism great orthodox fundamental law, glorious prolonged, indestructible, realized merit not in one single day.” 她说着叹了口气,很是悲悯地看着楚戈:“谁叫有些猪头自己设定的,什么佛门宏大正统之根本法,悠久绵长,坚不可摧,练成非一朝一夕之功。” Chu Ge: „This stupid author who?” 楚戈:“这傻逼作者谁啊？” „I do not know that which pig this is.” Qiu Wuji said with a smile: „Also must thank him not to make me in any case study this type of taking a beating thing...... I also to know that this method, oneself have not practiced, possibly must then consider in detail one or two to teach you again deeply the level, now first this.” “我也不知道这是哪只猪。”秋无际笑道:“反正还得感谢他没让我学这种挨揍的玩意……我也只是知道这个法门,自己也没练过,可能还得回头再多参详一二再教你深层次的,现在先这样吧。” Chu Ge mumbled to crawl, tempered the problem is very sore a moment ago, may as if restore quickly, has no feeling. Can feel own skin coarse meat to be thicker, as if purely is not the supernatural power protection, but urged to send the muscular strength to conduct short-term reorganization protection, specifically really said not distinctly, does not know how this can protect the attack of degree specifically, as well as dealt with the difference of sharp instrument and blunt instrument, has not tried not to understand. 楚戈哼哼唧唧地爬了起来,刚才锤炼罩门还挺疼的,可似乎恢复得很快,已经没什么感觉了。能够感受到自己皮糙肉厚了许多,似乎不纯粹是法力防护,而是催发了肌肉力量进行了一种短期的改组保护似的,具体实在说不分明,也不知道这具体能防护怎样程度的攻击了,以及应对锐器和钝器的区别,没试过都不懂。 Writes completely may talk nonsense, when appears in, really does not know the reason why. 写的时候尽可胡扯八道,真实出现在身上时,真不知道所以然。 Chu Ge pinch here stamp there, somewhat asked hesitant: „Words that I have not remembered incorrectly, Golden Bell Cover, although also bases on supernatural power anything, but investigates it radically is body cultivation.” 楚戈自己掐掐这里戳戳那里,有些犹豫地问:“我没记错的话,金钟罩虽然也立足于法力什么的,但究其根本算是一种体修。” „Right, is primarily the body, the supernatural power unifies, therefore this thing I not study.” Qiu Wuji has various mystical defense, walked is one light and lively elegant, pursue is Graceful Steps upon the Waves, Splashing Foam like Dust, does not want oneself to make that is like the sandbag, en, Chu Ge this type just right. “对,以体为主,法力不过相结合,所以这玩意我不学啊。”秋无际自有各种法术护身,走的就是一个轻灵飘逸,追求的就是一份凌波微步罗袜生尘,才不想把自己弄得跟个沙包一样呢,嗯,楚戈这种就正好。 Chu Ge said hesitant: „body cultivation has nothing actually, that...... did the problem determination make?” 楚戈犹豫道:“体修倒是没啥,那……刚才的罩门确定都弄完了？” „No, your present cultivation also counted on that practices the seven orifices to be inadequate the defense? Oneself are careful.” “没啊,你现在的修行还指望把防御练到七窍不成？自己小心吧。” „Does seven orifices minor matter, get down actually, under? Egg? That is hard?” “七窍倒是小事啊,下、下面呢？蛋呢？那个硬不硬？” Qiu Wuji is dumbfounded. 秋无际目瞪口呆。 What you pay attention is this? 你关注的是这个？ Our Father God this, our world destructions consider as finished...... 我们父神就这,我们的世界毁灭算了…… „Don't that expression.” after Chu Ge looked up: „My this is the proper cultivation technique cultivation question, serious.” “别那副表情啊。”楚戈后仰:“我这是正经功法修行疑问,严肃点。” „Yourself write doesn't know?” “你自己写的不知道吗？” „This typical minor character cultivation technique, I possibly write thin, how many main character you see to practice this thing, is the graceful matter for a lifetime is good? Others Thunder Blade Kuang Sheng Headstrong Vajra wants to throw away for a lifetime this nickname......” “这种典型的龙套功法,我怎么可能细写啊,你见过几个主角练这玩意的,帅是一辈子的事好不好？人家雷刀狂僧莽金刚一辈子都想甩脱这外号……” „...... That who?” “……那谁啊？” „Without anyone.” Chu Ge said: „I made twelfth layer to establish in any case, said that was the Buddhism to the merit of high defense, god knows your world how self- display?” “没谁。”楚戈道:“反正我就做了个十二层设定,说是佛门至高防御之功,天知道你们世界怎么自我发挥的？” „Therefore I also result to consider in detail, said I have not practiced have looked.” “所以我也得回去多参详,说了我没练过只是看过。” „Does Scripture Tower have? Without me has a patch? Once struck to kill the Buddha sect rebel, obtained rubbed inscription from him. This should.” “藏经楼有么？没有我打个补丁？曾经击杀佛宗叛徒,从他身上得到拓本。这个应该可以的。” „...... Scripture Tower has, is this origin, this Eminence kills, gave back to the Buddha sect, sold a big face, big abbot sad approves this Eminence to leave behind rubbed inscription to consider in detail personally, he does not recognize in any case also uselessly, this Eminence looked that has looked at and this Eminence makes war......” Qiu Wuji to be redundant: „Is this Eminence kills, is not you writes!” “……藏经楼已经有了,就是这个来历,本座自己杀的,原本还给了佛宗,卖了不小的面子,大悲方丈亲自认可本座留下拓本参详的,反正他不认也没用,本座看都看过了难道和本座开战……”秋无际重复:“是本座自己杀的,不是你写的！” Chu Ge touches the chin. 楚戈摸了摸下巴。 This plot has not really written, it seems like world outside „established plot” makes up to be really rich, for example wrote in Scripture Tower to have many high-end methods of all previous collection, this „all previous collection” had many stories not possible to write, here made up one type. 这剧情真没写过,看来世界在“既定剧情之外”的自我补完可真丰富,比如自己就写了一句藏经楼里有许多历代搜集的高端法门,这“历代收集”有很多故事不可能去写,这里就自我补完了其中一种。 That such being the case, the patch can hit. 那既然如此,补丁还是可以打的。 Chu Ge entered the room speedily, opens the synopsis setting volume, in a column delimits to pull out „Golden Bell Cover” in „the cultivation technique setting”, made up one: „Only needs little to become, can protect the genitals problem...... to cause Golden Spear to be firm, but not but actually, Eggs Like Vajra is not broken.” 楚戈一溜烟进了房,打开大纲设定卷,在“功法设定”一栏中划拉出“金钟罩”,补了一句:“只需小成,便可防护下阴罩门……致使金枪坚而不倒,蛋似金刚不碎。” Preservation. 保存。 world in the book, many monks discovered are oneself changed a little? 书中世界,很多和尚发现自己是不是变嗯了那么一点？ Having tears streaming down the face, this is useless to our monks...... 泪流满面,这对咱们和尚没用啊…… Chu Ge also has tears streaming down the face, the logic got the winning side, must write to need „little to become”, we just cross the threshold now, but could also not need...... to be right, did not have the place usefully with...... that even, small achievement little to become said again. 楚戈也泪流满面,思维逻辑占据了上风,还是得写需要“小成”,咱现在刚入门,还用不上啊……哦对了,用得上也没地方用……那就算了,小成就小成再说吧。 Chu Ge stole a glance to look side, the Qiu Wuji fork waist stood there looked that he changed to establish, the expression that face shut out speechless looks really moe. 楚戈偷眼看了看身边,秋无际叉腰站在那儿看他改设定,那一脸无语又嫌弃的表情看着真萌。 Also does not know that she is regretted chose this to teach itself, Buddhism did cultivation technique in good condition, how do this morality? 也不知道她心里是不是后悔选这个教自己了,好端端一个佛门功法,怎么就搞成这德性了呢？ „I first went back.” Qiu Wuji looks at him to operate, finally said: „Your situation is quite special, I also want to go back to flip the ancient book, how will have a look following to teach you more appropriate, in any case in the near future the safe/without matter, I do not need continuously here.” “我先回去了。”秋无际看他操作完,终于道:“你的情况比较特别,我也想回去翻翻典籍,看看后续怎么教你更合适些,反正近期无事,我也没必要一直在这儿。” Chu Ge does not abandon: „How to be all right, your computer just began, so many things have not played......” 楚戈还是不舍:“怎么会没事呢,你电脑都才刚刚上手,那么多东西没玩……” Qiu Wuji showed a faint smile, selects selected own temples: „My brand mark several books were knowing a into the sea|nautical mile preserve, without digesting, going back to look slowly, this is also the province time —— everyone's speed of flow seems different.” 秋无际微微一笑,点了点自己的太阳穴:“我烙印了好几本书在识海里储藏,没有消化掉,回去可以慢慢看,这也是省时间——大家的流速似有不同。” Chu Ge gawked staring, this is also a very BUG matter. 楚戈愣了愣,这也是一件很BUG的事。 The first response is, if later can go, outside writes „seven days later”, inside hides the code seven days to retain the draft, oh that was invincible. Even if oneself cannot go, if later Qiu Wuji really can write a letter on another's behalf, who that was still invincible...... also to curl? 第一反应是,假如以后自己可以进去,外面写个“七天后”,里面躲着码七天存稿出来,哇塞那无敌了。就算自己进不去,以后如果秋无际真能代笔,那也无敌了……谁还卷得过？ The response of writing labor is such sincere honest, and is unpromising. 码字工的反应就是这么诚恳老实,且没出息。 He had not said, this farewell well, can come back momentarily, actually without irritable uncomfortable, with goes to work to travel on official business to have no difference that vanished several first times towering, now responded that is very calm: „Also good, you go back always not to look at these, own cultivation must follow, that side Yan Qianlie is not really affable, I for compel the standard, gives him to establish very much strongly.” 他也没多说,这好好的告别回去,随时还能回来,倒是没有了前几次突兀消失的别扭难受,就跟去上班去出差没什么区别,如今反应已经很是淡定:“也好,你回去也别总是看这些,自己的修行要跟上,炎千烈那边真不是好惹的,我为了拉逼格,给他设定得很强的。” „Knows knew.” Qiu Wuji returned to the room suddenly, took silk stockings to hand over: „Taking.” “知道了知道了。”秋无际忽然又回了房,拿了一条丝袜递了过去:“拿着。” Chu Ge: „?” 楚戈:“?” Qiu Wuji is putting on a serious face saying: „In hand has the thing to take, this Eminence vanishes the thing that scatters will be safe.” 秋无际板着脸道:“手上已经有东西拿着了,本座消失的时候散落的东西就会安全一点。” The Chu Ge air/Qi does not hit one, hmph hmph saying: „Relax, goes.” 楚戈气不打一处来,哼哼道:“放心,去吧。” Qiu Wuji returned to the room speedily, hid on the bed, binds the quilt, the definite thing scattered certainly in the bedding, returned safely. 秋无际一溜烟回了房,躲进了床上,把被子一裹,确定东西一定散落在被窝里了,才安然返回。 That side Chu Ge unemotional place opens the main text documents, starts writing: „Qiu Wuji separated soul roams through to turn over, in the heart thinks deeply about the matter of Heavenly Dao to be somewhat distracted, forgot itself to arrange the closing up strategy that is not the casual shuttle, ‚bang’, separated soul hit in stone door, entire soul body “大” shape lay in the gate slides slowly...... ” 那边楚戈面无表情地点开正文文档,开始码字:“秋无际分魂遨游而归,心中思索天道之事有些走神,忘了自己布置的闭关阵法并不是随便穿梭的,‘砰’地一声,分魂撞在了石门上,整个魂体大字形趴在门上慢慢下滑……” world in the book. 书中世界。 Qiu Wuji thought that this chapter of personal thing much, returns to the main body safely with joy. „Bang”, separated soul hits in stone door, “大” shape slides slowly. 秋无际觉得这回贴身物件安全不少,喜滋滋地回归本体。“砰”地一声,分魂撞在石门上,大字形慢慢下滑。