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#449: Is this rookie a monster?


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Perhaps rookie ascension, had not just walked from the mentality of your world of human beings peak, as can be appreciated.” A taoist priest undulating say/way: „The word of this poor Daoist, your excellency such mentality will suffer a loss in Heaven.” “新人刚飞升,或许尚未从你们人界巅峰的心态里走出来,可以理解。”一个道士澹澹道:“恕贫道之言,阁下这样的心态在天界是会吃亏的。” Another monk also said: „The Heaven strength is far from the world of human beings can imagine, this does not raise. Said only the method of cultivation, world of human beings cultivation technique can support your cultivation to crossing the tribulation, is impossible to support your cultivation not to extinguish to all generations. You must try to find out from the beginning, a confusedness, why not joins a side influence, how many worries saves?” 另一和尚也道:“天界实力远非人界所能想象,这就不提。单说修行之法,人界功法所能支持你修行到渡劫,却不可能支持你修行到万劫不灭。你要从头摸索,一片迷茫,何不加入一方势力,省却多少烦恼?” Qiu Wuji queerly said: „Do your monks also receive the female disciple?” 秋无际奇道:“你们和尚也收女性门徒?” Said all living things equality. Has the monk, naturally also has the nun.” “佛曰众生平等。有和尚,当然也是有尼姑的。” Can't the marriage?” “不能婚嫁吧?” „...... Cannot.” “……自是不能。” I have the husband.” “我有老公的。” Monk: „?” 和尚:“?” Taoist priests: „......” 道士:“……” Chu Ge full head is the perspiration, I do not write, you are also mischievous. 楚戈满头是汗,我不是这么写的,你又调皮。 Was considering that must revise this saying, listens to that meek unfamiliar road: How could it not be does this happen to enter my forehead? The Buddha say/way said that anti- person principles governing relationships between people, non- correct path.” 正考虑要不要把这话修正掉,就听那儒生道:“这岂不正好入我天庭?佛道之说,阻人伦常,非正道也。” The Qiu Wuji beautiful eye looks at fixedly him long time, said slowly: That, won this Eminence, can make this Eminence know that who is worth.” 秋无际美目凝注他半晌,慢慢道:“还是那句,打赢了本座,才能让本座知道谁才值得。” If concerns the love and hatred friend or stranger, Qiu Wuji is elects saying that although she does not calculate that completely Taoism has to be approximate, the Daoist canon also read a lot, the greatly sad Buddhist gave her impression is also good. Most repugnant forehead, because the God is the forehead. 如果论及爱憎亲疏,秋无际怎么也是选佛道,她自己虽不完全算道家却有所近似,道藏也读得多,大悲的佛家给她的印象也非常好。最讨厌天庭,因为天帝就是天庭的。 What a pity she no one will elect. 可惜她谁都不会选。 Chu Ge will not make her elect, even if does without by -path, that goes in also symbolically bows the head, Chu Ge does not hate to do that absolutely, the reader will not accept in the mind invincible Qiu Wuji to come up to others to profess allegiance. 楚戈也不会让她选,哪怕是做无间道,那进去也得象征性地向人俯首,楚戈是绝对舍不得这么做的,读者也不会接受心目中无敌的秋无际上去向别人称臣。 Rookie does not accept strikes, is really crazy not side.” Confucian scholar undulating say/way: Thinks not with us with is the real immortal, seemed thicker than our cultivation has what advantage, technique of you Heaven cannot understand. Let your three moves, please make a move.” “新人不接受一些敲打,果然狂得没边。”那儒生澹澹道:“莫以为和我们同为真仙,似乎比我们修行更厚就有什么优势了,天界之技非你所能理解。让你三招,请出手吧。” Qiu Wuji said: Really lets my three moves?” 秋无际道:“真让我三招?” Confucian scholar undulating say/way: Good.” 儒生澹澹道:“不错。” Qiu Wuji asked another two: Your also this meaning?” 秋无际问另两个:“你们也这意思?” The taoist priest monks said: Naturally.” 道士和尚都道:“当然。” „Oh.” Qiu Wuji said: That comes together.” “哦。”秋无际道:“那一起来吧。” Three people: „?” 三人:“?” The sword light starts. 剑光乍起。 Monk taoist priest Confucian scholar even/including Jianshi have not seen clearly, a respective feeling throat pain. 和尚道士儒生连剑势都没看清楚,各自感觉喉头一痛。 „Under it seems like must take back this Eminence, you are unqualified.” Qiu Wuji has gone from the above glimpse, lightly back just like startled great wild goose. “看来要把本座收归麾下,你们还不够格。”秋无际已经从上方掠影而去,翩然背影宛若惊鸿。 Three people feel the throat shocking, 三人震惊地摸着喉头, Let alone anything made her three incur, even if a move did not let, this sword everyone has not seen clearly! 别说什么让她三招了,就算一招都不让,这一剑大家也没看清啊! sword tip has selected, the slightest does not have the wound, simultaneously uses the sword to three same level opponents, the control still accomplishes a task with ease, wonderfully to the summit. 剑尖点过,分毫无伤,同时对三个同级对手出剑,控制依然游刃有余,妙到毫巅。 What monster this rookie is...... the bridge of ten thousand years of not exceedingly high place, world of human beings has cultivation surpassed Heaven inadequately?” Three people are shocked incomparably, look at each other in blank dismay, does not have including the thoughts of mutually fighting...... “这新人是什么怪物……万年未通天地之桥,难道人界修行已经超过天界了不成?”三人震惊无比,面面相觑,连互相斗殴的心思都没了…… If really world of human beings cultivation has surpassed Heaven, that was not the matter of pull people, was the God say/way reveres the Buddha to be worried issue that the position did not guarantee...... 真要是人界修行已超天界,那就不是拉人的事儿了,是天帝道尊佛祖要担心位置不保的问题了…… Is hesitating, the fontanel opens wide, the demon flame on, cold big guy appears in Tianmen dreadfully, tiger is gazing at fixedly this group of people: You who? Receives and instructs the envoy of tour of this Eminence Heaven?” 正犹疑间,天门洞开,魔焰滔天而上,一条凛凛大汉出现在天门之内,虎目瞪视着这群人:“尔等何人?来接引本座天界之行的使者么?” Good strong demon air/Qi. 好浓重的魔气。 The monk taoist priest represses the subdue demons to eliminate reading of demon, for a while has not spoken. 和尚道士按捺住降妖除魔之念,一时没说话。 Still is the Confucian scholar opens the mouth: Good, I receive and instruct the rookie to enter the forehead.” 依然是儒生开口:“不错,我来接引新人进入天庭。” Forehead? With the thing of royal government general system?” “天庭?和朝廷一般体制的东西么?” „...... Perhaps similar, we have not seen the world royal government.” “……或许类似,我们未见人间朝廷。” Yan Qianlie treads the previous step, the angry glare: Also is to shout that a silly skirt is your majesty, perhaps can also worship on bended knees to profess allegiance?” 炎千烈踏前一步,怒目道:“也就是要喊一个傻屌做陛下,说不定还要跪拜称臣?” „...... Has not will worship on bended knees.” The Confucian scholars are scratching the cold sweat: immortal is comfortable, without so many formalities.” “……未必要跪拜。”儒生擦着冷汗:“仙家自在,没有那么多礼节。” „Also wants the name to profess allegiance at least?” Yan Qianlie laughs: What nonsense thing, go away!” “也就是起码还要名义称臣?”炎千烈哈哈大笑:“什么狗屁东西,滚!” A fist rumbles, fire dragon roaring filial piety. 一拳轰出,火龙咆孝而起。 The Confucian scholars opened the fan to guard, shouldered the impact of fire dragon, actually could not shoulder the blazing roaring flame. 儒生张开扇子防了一下,扛住了火龙的冲击,却根本扛不住炽热的烈焰。 Suddenly the magic treasure fan was fired the fan bone, black Qi was sending out the burnt odor black. 眨眼之间法宝扇子被烧成了个扇子骨,乌漆嘛黑地散发着焦臭。 The Confucian scholars are dumbfounded, but also without said anything with enough time, sees that big guy to move sideways to the monk taoist priest, in the air residual red cloud afterimage, is quite scary. 儒生目瞪口呆,还没来得及说什么,就见那大汉冲着和尚道士闪身过去,空中残留火烧云般的残影,极为骇人。 Bang pang two sounds get up, the monk taoist priest spurts the blood to fall but actually, Yan Qianlie plunders to empty to go, laughs wildly to make noise: What said that dog one thing. If this does not have the demon, that is made by this Eminence!” “砰”“乓”两声响起,和尚道士喷血倒跌,炎千烈掠空而去,狂笑出声:“什么佛道,狗一样的东西。若此界无魔,那就由本座来做!” Does Heaven have the demon, Yan Qianlie does not know. 天界有没有魔,炎千烈不知道。 But looks like from present this appearance, even if there is an demon still to be suppressed quite miserably. In his heart some droplet gu, mother's world of human beings demonic path is outmoded, that is because your eccentric your wife, Heaven how many God say/way revere are not always your wife, did this/should my small flame rise time one? 但从眼下这个样子看来,即使有魔也是被压制得比较惨的。他心中有些小滴咕,妈的人界魔道不兴,那是因为你偏心你老婆,天界那几个天帝道尊总不是你老婆吧,该我小火苗崛起一次了吧? He forgot somebody wife for a while now also in Heaven...... 他一时忘了某人老婆现在也在天界…… That side Buddha said that Confucian three feel the inflamed face, looks at the opposite party black and blue appearance mutually, dumbfounded. 那边佛道儒三家摸着红肿的脸,互相看着对方鼻青脸肿的样子,目瞪口呆。 What do we also hit?” The Confucian scholars threw the fan bone angrily: I look or go back to report the one's superior official, on this day feared that must change!” “我们还打什么?”儒生愤然丢了扇子骨:“我看还是回去禀告上峰,这天怕是要变了!” Was extremely, the female said fortunately, although was sharp, was actually the righteous qi. This latter roaring flame man, the demon flame is dreadful, how the Heavenly Dao will let such person ascension, should not vanished in a puff of smoke in the tribulation of pent-up anger, by the police world?” “是极,那女子还好说,虽然锋锐,却是正气。这后一个烈焰男子,魔焰滔天,天道如何会让这样的人飞升,难道不该在心火之劫里灰飞烟灭,以警世人?” „The meaning of Heavenly Dao, who may ask......” “天道之意,谁可问之……” Heaven’s Will always asked that highly difficult......” monk sighed is looking to the heaven: On this day the entry opens, is it possible that is the beginning of disaster?” 天意从来高难问啊……”和尚叹息着望向苍天:“这天门洞开,莫非是劫难之始?” Three people of sorrow, were discussing, the fontanel moves again. 三人忧心忡忡,正在讨论,天门再动。 Three people: „???” 三人:“???” Your ascension in parched beans? Where comes so many! 你们飞升是在炒豆子吗?哪来这么多! At this time three people of where also had to snatch the thought of person, the demon had not killed people to fear that a moment ago is also because newly-arrived does not want to be extremely shameless, otherwise feared that died here. 这时候三人哪里还有抢人的念头,刚才那魔头没杀人怕也是因为初来乍到不想太过无忌,不然怕是都死在这里了。 What kind of character new can be? If by some chance compared with a moment ago that demon also savage what to do? 新来的又会是个怎样的人物?万一比刚才那魔头还凶残的怎么办? Three people of subconsciousness completed the defense stance, magic treasure offered a sacrifice, is protecting the body week all round, fixed the eyes on to look, a facial features firm and resolute youth somewhat sized up curiously everywhere. 三人下意识做好了防御姿态,法宝都祭出来了,团团防护着身周,定睛看去,一个面容坚毅的青年有些好奇地四处打量。 This probably normally, but also a little curiosity appearance, the aura does not have beforehand two that fearsome, is initial period of the normal ascension real immortal. 这个好像正常一点,还有点好奇心的样子,气息也没有之前两个那么可怖,就是正常的飞升真仙初期。 Three people implored the tone, what rare and beautiful flowers was this proper ascension is good...... a moment ago that two is? 三人吁了口气,这才是应有的飞升者好不好……刚才那俩都是什么奇葩? You......” Chu Tiange feel the energy in within the body to grow, some sympathies to three humanity: Was just hit?” “你们……”楚天歌感受着自己体内的能量增长,有些同情地对三人道:“刚被打了?” Three people: „......” 三人:“……” The Confucian scholar asked: Your excellency came from the same world with the person, knew his information? His name was what Ming ? 那儒生问道:“阁下与刚才之人来自同一人间,想必知道他的信息?他叫何名?” Chu Tiange smiled: If he wants to make you know, within the ten-day day, Heaven will know. He does not want to make you know, I do not talk too much, is the villain in vain.” 楚天歌笑了一下:“如果他想让你们知道,旬日之内,天界就都会知道了。他不想让你们知道,我也不多言,枉做小人。” The Confucian scholars get angry: You are also the gentleman of correct path, spoke this to the demon?” 儒生怒道:“你也是正道之士,对魔头也讲这个?” Chu Tiange undulating say/way: I did not have a moment ago two powerful......, but did not like others teaching me to work. Three receive superior of Heaven, prepares to greet the impact of the world hero. Said goodbye.” 楚天歌澹澹道:“我没有刚才两位强大……但也不喜欢别人教我做事。三位还是收收天界的优越,准备迎接人间豪杰的冲击吧。告辞。” Wait!” The Confucian scholars put out a hand to block subconsciously. “等等!”儒生下意识伸手去拦。 In the Chu Tiange eye the fine glow explodes flashes, long sword already. 楚天歌眼里精芒爆闪,长剑已出。 The Confucian scholars draw back the hand urgently, the sleeves do not know when broke one piece, falls gently with the wind. 儒生紧急缩手,衣袖已经不知何时断了一片,随风飘落。 Chu Tiange however departs leisurely, leaves behind three people to look at each other in blank dismay as before. 楚天歌施施然离去,留下三人依旧面面相觑。 This youth looks very normal, cultivation also and everyone is close. Finally with for real immortal initial period, should be reasonably the Heaven skill has had the overwhelming superiority, finally has not instead caught his one move. 这个青年看上去很正常,修行也和大家相近。结果同为真仙初期,按理本该是天界技能占据绝对优势,结果反而连他一招都没接住。 Who is this? World of human beings tactical rules steamroll Heaven? 这都是什么人啊?人界战法碾压天界? Really damn, is this rookie a monster? 真是见了鬼了,这一届的新人都是妖怪吗? Was right.” The Chu Tiange people walked far away, suddenly then: Heaven has the forehead, can I go to the forehead to visit one or two? Does not know whether can show a way, or I looked for the past words to have what taboo and so on, if can direct, thanked below very much......” “哦对了。”楚天歌人都走了老远,忽然回头:“天界是不是有天庭,我能不能去天庭参观一二?不知道诸位是否能指个路,或者我找过去的话有没有什么禁忌之类的,若能指点,在下很感谢……” The Confucian scholars gawked, subsequently is wild with joy: Sure!” 儒生愣了一下,继而狂喜:“当然可以!” Chu Tiange sighed. 楚天歌叹了口气。 That words were not he himself said certainly a moment ago, was Chu Ge writes. 刚才那番话当然不是他自己说的,是楚戈写的。 The dead Heavenly Dao, makes main character be the undercover unexpectedly. 死天道,居然让主角去做卧底。
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