WSIDWTFLETB :: Volume #5

#431: Most lovable people


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How did not know the God, Chu Ge first to be punched in brief. 不知道天帝如何,总之楚戈先被揍了一顿。 One hear of two Qiuqiu hit the chicken blood the same as probably dodge, the spatial warping opened, Sima Zhao's heart is well-known, angry Qiuqiu from twisting the space grasped Chu Ge, hammered full Toubao wickedly, clutched him to go to the underground station angrily. 一听两个秋秋就打鸡血一样要闪回去,空间扭曲都开了,司马昭之心路人皆知,愤怒的秋秋楚戈从扭曲空间里抓了出来,恶狠狠地锤了满头包,才愤愤然揪着他去了地铁站。 Present Qiuqiu can take the subway! 现在的秋秋是可以坐地铁的! Sharply is going back to do! In the evening aren't the person many, window-shops not to catch the wind well?” “急着回去干嘛!晚上人不多,逛逛街兜兜风不好吗?” Chu Ge feels the package on head, wanted to cry but have no tears followed up the subway. 楚戈摸着脑袋上的包,欲哭无泪地跟进了地铁。 Wants me warmly full is also you, is a little slightly warm must punch the person is also you. 要我热情满满的也是你,稍微有点热情要揍人的也是你。 Too difficult...... 太难了…… Also took the subway to capture what wind...... 再说了坐地铁能兜个什么风啊…… Outside person are few, how will discover fuck person so many to the subway...... 外面人再少,到了地铁就会发现卧槽怎么人还是这么多…… fuck person how so many!” Qiu Wuji looks to well up the tide of people dull, was silly. 卧槽人怎么还是这么多!”秋无际呆愣愣地看着涌涌人潮,傻了。 Came, wears the mask, sits.” Chu Ge fishes out the mask from the pocket, helping Qiu Wuji put on. “来都来了,戴上口罩,坐吧。”楚戈从兜里摸出口罩,帮秋无际戴上。 Qiu Wuji blinks the eye to look that he wears the gentle appearance of mask to himself, is very surprised: „Is this also you changes from the book and pulls out?” 秋无际眨巴着眼睛看他给自己戴口罩的温柔样子,很是惊奇:“这也是你从书中变出来又掏出来的?” „It is not, directly changes.” Chu Ge wore one to oneself. “不是,直接变的。”楚戈又给自己戴了一个。 Qiu Wuji stared in a big way the eye: Really learned? Said several?” 秋无际瞪大了眼睛:“真学会了?就那么说几句?” Because there is an intense demand, perhaps was the father says needs to be warm?...... Or I have from the book change the experience of thing, felt not difficult.” Chu Ge said cloud Danfeng to be light. “因为有强烈的需求,或许就是老爸说的需要热情?……或者说我有从书里变东西的经验,感觉就不难。”楚戈说得云澹风轻。 Two people brush the code to enter the station, there the stand and other subways, Qiu Wuji shot a look at the Chu Ge profile to look hand in hand subconsciously looked. 两人刷码进了站,手拉手站那儿等地铁,秋无际还是下意识瞥着楚戈的侧脸看了又看。 God damn is not difficult. TM不难。 This is the reality, is not you decides the law aim world in the book...... even world in the book, cannot violate the foundation rule, the Heavenly Dao wants the void divine creative force also to conform to the foundation setting, for example the Heavenly Dao cannot make in the book casually reaches as high as. 这是现实,不是你自定法旨的书中世界……即使书中世界,也不能违背基础规律,天道要虚空造物也得符合基础设定,比如天道也不能随便在书中造高达。 Theoretically the Heavenly Dao cannot produce the modern mask in the book, but this type of little thing can exploit loopholes, Qiu Wuji believes that Chu Ge can change in the book. 理论上来说天道在书中也不能造现代的口罩,不过这种小东西还是能钻点空子,秋无际相信楚戈在书中可以变出来。 But in present world...... 但在现世…… Although the mask the minor matter, actually refracted. 口罩虽然小事,却折射了很多。 The subway arrived, although the person are many, actually compared with usually little, two people goes in also has the position unexpectedly, then pushed is sitting. Chu Ge fishes out the cell phone, said with a smile: This time matter can solve, is we handles affairs successfully, rather is everyone helps be more important. Pan Da and early fall sugar sugar they helped, was lucky they guide the public opinion......” 地铁到了,人虽然多,其实还是比平时少点的,两人进去居然还有位置,便挤着坐了。楚戈摸出手机,笑道:“这次的事能解决,与其说是我们行事成功,不如说是大家帮忙更重要。潘达和初秋糖糖他们帮了很多,多亏了他们引导舆论……” Early fall sugar sugar does this probably specially, is Pan Da so also fierce?” “初秋糖糖好像专门干这个的,潘达也这么厉害啊?” Pan Da also lives the spirit on internet...... I to ask them to speak, it is estimated that everyone also thought me......” 潘达也是活在网络上的幽灵啊……我找他们说说话,估计大家也想我了……” Chu Ge opens cell phone QQ, wants to look for Pan Da they to express gratitude. 楚戈打开手机QQ,想找潘达他们道个谢。 Also wants to have a look at the group to chat, does not know that for these days broke the repeated difficulties, in group everyone how, to draw back group, shouts 'motherfucker'...... 也想看看群聊,不知道这几天断更风风雨雨,群里大家怎么样了,有没有退群的,有没有骂娘的…… Oh, the thoughts re-enter writing a book, will discover that these are the most lovable people. 唉,心思重回写书,才会发现这些才是最可爱的人。 Your tells dirty jokes, the means father thinks .jpg by all means “你只管开车,办法老爹来想.jpg” A point the crowd saw the classical picture to fling on the overhead, followed close on following one group of people to shout: In a big hurry, Big Chu Qiuqiu is not, particularly Qiuqiu not in! Also damn non- hair color chart, you and other loves?” 一点进群就当头看见经典图片甩了出来,紧跟着后面一堆人在喊:“快快,楚大秋秋都不在,尤其是秋秋不在!还TM不发色图,你们在等恋爱吗?” Waits for days, this crowd instigated the ratio.” “等好几天了,这群怂比。” Said us to instigate, yourself send actually!” “说我们怂,你自己倒是发啊!” ancient Wangjin(), but the circle may(), five light ten(), be possible advantageously()” “古往今(),可圈可(),五光十(),有利可()” The spatial fish transmitted 99 pictures. 空鱼发送了99张图片。 Hero!” “英雄!” „......” Chu Ge looks helplessly own current capacity was brushed by the terrifying chart database explodes, the dazzling yellowish pink looks eyes cannot take it all. “……”楚戈眼睁睁地看着自己的流量被恐怖的图片库刷爆,琳琅满目的肉色看得目不暇接。 Side had an uncle to collect the head, arched him very much excitedly: Brothers, Brothers, what astringent sentiment APP are you? Recommends.” 旁边有个大叔凑过了脑袋,很是兴奋地拱了拱他:“兄弟,兄弟,你这是什么涩情APP?推荐一下。” Chu Ge covers the face: This is my QQ group.” 楚戈捂脸:“这是我的QQ群。” The Qiu Wuji tone is cool: en, everyone really thought you, this may really think you.” 秋无际语气凉凉:“,大家果然想你了,这可实在太想你了。” Chu Ge covers the face to have no way to let go, damn lost face too. 楚戈捂着脸没法松手,太TM丢人了。 Spatial fish by manager Qiu Wuji speech ban one hour. 空鱼被管理员秋无际禁言一个小时。 In the group is suddenly peaceful. 群里忽然安静下来。 What a moment ago to seal/confer people is who?” Some person of Heyte manage: „Is mushroom this solitary one you?” “刚才封人的是谁?”有人艾特管理:“蘑孤是不是你?” „It is not I......” “不是我……” Little Blue Pill?” 蓝色小药丸?” „It is not I.” Pan Da sent one skewer of laughing expressions: Qiuqiu comes back!” “不是我。”潘达发了一串大笑表情:“秋秋回来啦!” cannot tells dirty jokes......” 不能开车了……” Grass, you are silly, have Qiuqiu also to want the car(riage) to do, moderator not on?” “草,你是不是傻,有秋秋还要车干什么,版主自己不会上吗?” Qiuqiu ~ comes out to speak!” 秋秋~出来说话!” Qiu Wuji sends the question mark expression that a fat penguin cropped up. 秋无际发了个胖企鹅冒头的问号表情。 In the group brushes screen one piece: Qiuqiu ~ my Qiuqiu ~ 群里刷屏一片:“秋秋~我的秋秋~” Qiu Wuji hurriedly said: Hey, I have the husband.” 秋无际忙道:“喂,我有老公的。” Your husband is so short...... considers as finished does not sexually harass, lets on the side of your husband in any case.” “你老公那么短……算了不调戏,反正让你老公一边去。” Qiuqiu they said that you are in the book run, is?” 秋秋他们说你是书里跑出来的,是不是啊?” Qiu Wuji smiles saying: Yes, I am in the book run.” 秋无际笑眯眯道:“是啊,我就是书里跑出来的啊。” „Tch.” from the start no one excited, instead some people of ill and weary say/way: Really runs to be insipid, runs by lacking and petty Ge ** , are not related with us. We want paperman Qiuqiu......” “切。”压根没有人兴奋,反而有人恹恹道:“真跑出来才没劲呢,跑出来被短小戈**了,又跟我们没关系。我们要纸片人秋秋……” Qiu Wuji: „......” 秋无际:“……” Chu Ge: „......” 楚戈:“……” Lulu by manager Chu Ge speech ban one minute. 露露被管理员楚戈禁言一分钟。 Well lacking and petty Ge also came.” In the group was happy: Means can turn round?” “咦短小戈也来了啊。”群里乐了:“是不是意味着可以复更了?” Qiu Wuji said: I said how you do not urge, comes on Qiuqiu Qiuqiu.” 秋无际道:“我就说你们怎么都不催更的,进来就秋秋秋秋的。” Urges more useful? The boy renews in any case also short, even if renews you to guess that today we do look?” “催更有用吗?反正那厮更新也短,就算今天更新了你猜我们看不看?” lacking and petty Ge took off the pants, the scientist said that discovered the smallest unit.” 短小戈脱下了裤子,科学家称发现最小单位。” Qiuqiu is very certainly laborious.” 秋秋一定很辛苦吧。” Little Blue Pill by the manager Chu Ge speech ban ten minutes. 蓝色小药丸被管理员楚戈禁言十分钟。 A „Fuck!” void fat face found out the screen: lacking and petty Ge you do not have the conscience, unexpectedly dares speech ban I!” “草!”一只虚空肥脸探出了屏幕:“短小戈你没良心,居然敢禁言我!” fuck!” Chu Ge caused a camouflage rapidly, covered this fat face: I on the subway, your fat face also dare to brave casually...... well am not, have you been able to achieve this degree?” 卧槽!”楚戈迅速使了个障眼法,把这肥脸遮住了:“我在地铁上,你这肥脸也敢随便冒……咦不是,你已经可以做到这程度了?” Pan Da hmph hmph saying: Only then you will progress, we not?” 潘达哼哼道:“只有你会进步,我们都不会是吧?” Qiu Wuji probe head: Pan Da your empty shadow was fatter.” 秋无际探头:“潘达你这个虚影更胖了。” „...... Was right, to the island difference jurisdiction, my girlfriend must come to see me.” Pan Da counter-attacked Qiu Wuji to scold calmly fat. “……对了,给个小岛出入权限,我女朋友要来看我。”潘达不动声色地反击了秋无际骂胖。 Qiu Wuji is pointing at him surprised: How will you possibly have the girlfriend?” 秋无际吃惊地指着他:“你怎么可能会有女朋友嘛?” Chu Ge has several actually: Is the early fall sugar sugar, if so can thank us to act as a matchmaker?” 楚戈倒是有数了:“是不是初秋糖糖,如果是的话是不是要感谢我们做媒啊?” Netizen, netizen.” Pan Da is rubbing hands, exposed afraid: Does not know that can become......” “网友,网友。”潘达搓着手,暴露了心虚:“也不知道会不会成……” Loses weight the fatty, male fearing sees the tank, don't the girls fear?” “减肥吧胖子,男的怕见坦克,人家女孩子就不怕吗?” ......” ……” Chu Ge looks dumbfoundedly the Pan Da empty shadow transformed the fat penguin to burst into tears. 楚戈目瞪口呆地看着潘达的虚影幻化成了胖企鹅流泪。 This ability is flamboyant. 异能牛逼。 The fat penguin changed Pan Da: Big Chu said that real, were your things solved?” 胖企鹅又变回了潘达:“楚大说真的啊,你们的事情解决了?” en, temporarily it can be said that solution. Thank you......” ,暂时可以说是解决了。谢谢你们了……” Do not listen to their reckless Lielie, in fact as the reader, we hopes you can renew well, even if the scientist discovered that smallest unit, that must have.” “别听他们胡咧咧,实际上作为读者呢,我们还是希望你能好好更新的,哪怕科学家发现最小单位,那也得有啊。” Chu Ge sighed, said earnestly: Relax, tonight goes back to write, tomorrow will strive for the new regulations.” 楚戈叹了口气,认真道:“放心,今晚回去就写,明天争取出新章。” „, Do be not so anxious, immediately celebrated the new year, might as well celebrate the new year to say again?” Pan Da said very much falsely. “呃,不要那么急吧,马上都过年了,不如过完年再说?”潘达很是虚伪地说。 Chu Ge pulled out the cheeks, when you manage us to celebrate the new year...... 楚戈抽了抽脸颊,你们什么时候管过咱过年…… However this saying also...... he turns the head to look probably to Qiu Wuji: „Did the dream that Hainan celebrates the new year also want?” 不过这话好像也是哦……他转头看向秋无际:“海南过年的梦想还要不要了?” Qiu Wuji fork waist: What Hainan also goes, in the book insufficiently you plays the summer islands? Rolls writing to me!” 秋无际叉腰:“还去什么海南,书里不够你玩夏日岛屿的?给我滚回去码字!”
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