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#426: Our family/home is surnamed Chu


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What whole family returning is the old dwelling. 一家子这次回的是老宅。 The old dwelling that many years does not have in the face of the whole family deity from the start is not the matter. Where clear/pain Jiangliu the eyes see, where is clean, even Qiu Wuji saved with the time of clean technique. 多年没住的老宅在一家子神仙面前压根不是事。楚江流眼睛看到哪里,哪里就干干净净,连秋无际用清洁术的功夫都省了。 Chu Ge Qiu Wuji look at each other in blank dismay, looks quite surprised. 楚戈秋无际面面相觑,看得颇为吃惊。 This type I want to be what appearance am what appearance meaning, is Chu Ge in the level that in the book can reach, generally immortal cannot accomplish. 这种“我想是什么样子就是什么样子”的意味,是楚戈在书中才能达到的水准,一般仙家都办不到。 Father's ability is actually in the reality. 老爸的这种能力却是现实中的。 clear/pain Jiangliu smilingly sits on the tea table, exhibited the tea set: Come, our grandfather and grandchild chat.” 楚江流笑眯眯地坐在茶几上,摆出了茶具:“来,咱爷俩聊聊。” Wu Xiuyun is then holding the hand of Qiu Wuji: We do grocery shopping, how today eats the stuffed dumpling?” 吴秀云便拉着秋无际的手:“我们去买菜,今天吃饺子怎么样?” The Qiu Wuji face followed red. 秋无际脸红红地跟着去了。 Although also wants to know that the Chu Family father and son will say anything, something she was very puzzled long, wants to ask the clear/pain river current...... 虽然也很想知道楚家父子会说什么,有些东西她困惑很久了,很想问楚江流…… But goes out with mother -in-law does grocery shopping this matter is quite important! 但和婆婆一起出门买菜这种事还是比较重要的! To listen to the story not to relate, Chu Ge should know oneself puzzled is anything, then makes Chu Ge not omit a single word rephrases in own words to listen, few character he rests the floor tonight! 想听故事没关系,楚戈应该知道自己困惑的都是些什么,回头让楚戈一字不漏地转述来听,少一个字今晚他睡地板! Snort. 哼。 That side father and son synchronize the cage extremely, gazes after the young married woman to be cheerful and lively together carries the basket to go out does grocery shopping, when the expression on face also synchronizes extremely reveals the kitty to sway back and forth the smile. 那边父子俩极度同步地笼着手,目送自家婆娘一起有说有笑地拎着篮子出门买菜,脸上的表情也极度同步地露出猫咪打滚时的微笑。 Subsequently as if discovered the split vision of opposite party corner of the eye can see itself, also puts on a serious face. 继而似乎发现对方眼角的余光看得见自己,又同时板起了脸。 Chu Ge is casting a sidelong glance slantingly he: en, in people mouth very in Marx and Lenin, my heart very old-fashioned old clear/pain, this?” 楚戈斜睨着他:“,人们口中很马列的、我心中很古板的老楚,就这?” Some clear/pain river current eggs smack the lips sorely: Where you dare to speak to me before, now the wing was hard, was conceited?” 楚江流有些蛋疼地咂咂嘴:“你以前哪敢这么跟我说话,现在翅膀硬了,牛气起来了是吧?” Actually I for sometime am more flamboyant than this, you said that I can go against ten, now counter- might as well initially.” “其实我有段时间比这更牛逼,你说一句我能顶十句,现在反不如当初了。” When?” “哪段时间?” Middle school second grade.” “初中二年级。” clear/pain Jiangliu does not know whether to laugh or cry: Originally yourself also know.” 楚江流哭笑不得:“原来你自己也知道啊。” He shakes the head, starts to make tea. 他摇摇头,开始泡茶。 The tea aroma fills the air gradually, Chu Ge looks at the mist that has gradually, is somewhat lost. 茶香渐渐弥漫,楚戈看着渐起的水雾,有些出神。 Always feels to have the countless words, finally actually does not know asks from where, for a long time for a long time suppressed one: Father's strength imagines compared with me also strong, but......” 总感觉有万语千言,最后却不知道从何问起,好久好久才憋出了一句:“老爸的实力比我想象中的还强,但……” clear/pain Jiangliu gave him to divide: tea cup Is felt that anything has not done.” 楚江流给他分了杯茶:“是不是感觉啥都没干。” Chu Ge does cough not to speak. 楚戈不语。 Yes! You also know! 是啊!你也知道啊! Blows blows unmatched in the world, in the enemy mouth is also often Huaxia SSS, probably unusual fucking awesome, however oneself had not really felt that the father made anything. Previously felt extremely mysterious time, in the heart that attached great importance, even a lineation doom of his bedhead book is studying, finally the fart has not studied one, the waste time. 吹就吹得天下无敌,敌人口中也是动不动华夏SSS,好像非常牛批,然而自己真的从来没感觉到老爸做了些什么。此前感觉极为神秘的时候,心中那个重视啊,连他床头一本书的划线都死命在研究,最终屁都没研究出一个,浪费时间。 Thought for quite a while, sighed: Once the brain made up itself to fall into what danger, the father drops from the clouds, coldly to press one crowd of powerful enemy palms of the hand, said that also dares to bully my son depending on you, this fond dream has not happened, the crisp point missed.” 想了半天,叹了口气道:“曾经脑补自己陷入什么危险,老爸从天而降,冷冷地把一群强大的敌人一巴掌摁死,说凭你们也敢欺负我儿子,这种美梦没有发生,爽点差了些。” clear/pain river current speechless say/way: „Do you put this to write the novel? Also research crisply.” 楚江流无语道:“你搁这写小说呢?还研究爽点。” Chu Ge muttered: Zhang Qiren also said that our brain circuit, this whole life cannot change.” 楚戈咕哝:“张奇人也说了,我们就这脑回路,这辈子改不了了。” But I think that you can stand by yourself in the summit of the world, then told the father, the child prospect, this was crisp.” “但我认为你能靠自己站在天下之巅,回头告诉爸爸,孩儿出息了,这才是爽点。” „...... Others can lie down.” “……别人都能躺。” The clear/pain river current sipped a tea leisurely: You do not know that the crisp point of everyone is different, like the green hat reader will think that your that broken book point is not feeling well.” 楚江流悠悠抿了口茶:“难道你不知道每个人的爽点不一样,就像绿帽读者会觉得你那破书一点都不爽。” Chu Ge: Grass.” 楚戈:“草。” My rank is very high, but you will not have two generations of bad habits, walked me to anybody saying that my son wrote is also good, ability, succeeded by he himself, taking a look at your family that anything son of a bitch...... in my eyes was my crispness.” clear/pain Jiangliu thinks, said hesitant: en, is this competition?” “我的级别很高,但你不会有二代习气,走出去我可以对任何人说,我儿子写作也好、异能也罢,成功是靠他自己,瞧瞧你家那什么狗东西……在我眼中就是我的爽点。”楚江流想了想,犹豫道:“,这算不算一种攀比?” Chu Ge casts a sidelong glance he not to speak slantingly. 楚戈斜睨着他不说话。 Does not know how to complain. If I did throw? 不知道怎么吐槽。如果我扑了呢? Ok, is really very Marx and Lenin old clear/pain. This year type are not many, oneself father is such person, in some sense should calculate own crisp? 算了,果然还是个很马列的老楚。这年头这种也不多了,自己老爸是这样的人,某种意义上该不该算自己的爽点? Objective, I year to year outside, how many does not have the time to give you to help, can only make your mother take care of...... you saying that you want to lie down, we have to the opportunity that you lie down, initially introduced Gu Ruoyan blind date isn't this?” “客观来说,我常年在外,也没有时间给你多少帮助,只能让你妈多看顾着点……你说你想躺,我们也不是没有给你躺的机会,当初介绍顾若言相亲不就是这个么?” „Does that also calculate?” “那也算?” How to calculate? Gu Ruoyan on the vice- division level......, should on quick locate young recently, can anticipate that she had the opportunity to achieve the main hall before age 40 very much, you wrote a book to live by pimping at home are OK. Who knows that your Lannihu on wall, is not on intimate terms the stutter, the fart not, collapsed blamed me? You should not think that we give you to arrange the life directly, when the time comes revolts was yourself —— like your bibliophile.” “怎么不算?顾若言年纪轻轻就副处级……哦,最近应该快上正处了,可以预期她在40岁之前很有机会做到正厅,你在家里写书吃软饭就可以了。谁知道你烂泥湖不上墙,相个亲都结结巴巴,屁都不会,崩了怪我?你该不会想我们直接给你安排人生吧,到时候造反的就是你自己了——就像你的书中人一样。” Chu Ge opens mouth, closed. 楚戈张了张嘴,又闭上了。 Actually initially Gu Ruoyan could not have a liking for writing obviously, with performance relations not big......, however in the book has face like jade, therefore there is Qiuqiu. 其实当初顾若言明明只是看不上码字的,和表现关系不大……然而书中自有颜如玉,于是有了秋秋 But on the other hand, father view, one year ago perhaps had not realized, the present experience may be too deep. 但话说回来,老爸这个说法,一年前自己或许没有体会,如今的体会可太深了。 Who is willing to make bibliophile, was arranged the life? 谁愿做书中人,被人定好了人生呢? For a while somewhat has mixed emotions. 一时有些百感交集。 The father and son suspended this topic, Chu Ge were drinking tea silently, suddenly said: „Is your book, what meaning getting down the lineation? I determined that you keep the mirror and book have the intention, finally the mirror takes us to refer to the method of mirror world, the book still does not have the ginseng/partake broken.” 父子俩暂停了这个话题,楚戈默默喝着茶,忽然道:“你那本书,下划线是什么意思?我确定你留着镜子和书是有用意的,最终镜子作为我们参考镜像世界的手段,书至今都没参破。” The clear/pain river current look is strange: My ability does not observe the future, why you will feel the thing that I leave behind should have the profound meaning?” 楚江流神色古怪:“我的异能又不是窥测未来,为什么你会觉得我留下的东西就该有深意?” Chu Ge was silly: Ha?” 楚戈傻了:“哈?” Mirror has the profound meaning, but to draw in our family/home residual spiritual energy does not leak, in view of the ban of invasion, it recognizes certainly your aura unable to attack, this you should look.” “镜子算是有深意,只是为了收拢我们家残留的灵气不外泄,同时也是针对入侵的禁制,当然它认你的气息不会攻击罢了,这点你应该看得出来。” en.” 。” Profound meaning that therefore that broken book has! I and your mother moved Capital City to go from afar, before must tidy up in a broken book that the bedhead did read specially carries off?” “所以那破书有个屁的深意啊!我和你妈千里迢迢搬京城去了,之前在床头看的一本破书还要特意收拾带走吗?” Chu Ge has almost not spurted the tea: What that do I special...... under that you draw a line refers to?” 楚戈差点没把茶喷出来:“我特么……那你下划线指的什么?” That is I reads to feel the studying mark that the interesting place makes, does have the significance? How many years and some lines delimited, before spiritual energy recovery, has delimited, you can work as the password this, retarded? Really is raising pigs that your mother said time hugged wrong?” “那就是我看书觉得有意思的地方做的读书标记,有个屁意义啊?其中有些线都划了多少年了,灵气复苏之前就划过了,你能把这个当密码,是不是弱智啊?真就是你妈说的养猪的时候抱错了?” Chu Ge wants dead. 楚戈很想死。 On this thing, was studied quick one month by oneself in world in the book initially day and night, various types are reading but actually read concealed to read alternately, the brain thinks that is not really able to decode ignorant, helpless gives up, finally told me this! 就这玩意,让自己当初在书中世界没日没夜研究了快一个月,各种倒着读交叉读藏头读,脑子都想懵了实在无法破解,才无奈放弃,最后告诉我就这! The only harvest learned, tried...... cough with Qiuqiu much. 唯一的收获是学会了很多,和秋秋试了不少…… But under these draws a line uselessly really?” clear/pain Jiangliu sees the son, in the eye , if there is profound meaning: Our family/home surnamed Chu......, although the overlord is not surnamed Chu, has eventually selects the substitution. Were you almost other professional female entertainer?” “但是那些下划线真的没用么?”楚江流看着儿子,眼里若有深意:“我们家姓楚……虽然霸王不姓楚,终究有那么点代入。你是不是差点别姬了?” Chu Ge was startled being startled. 楚戈怔了怔。 Listens to the clear/pain river current to continue said: Your Japan and South Korea returns, reputation big chirp, the reporter interviewed, solemn new generation author benchmark. What situation in the book I do not know, wants to come also the demon to bow the head to do obeisance Father God, at that time felt oneself super flamboyant, walks above the peak of life, the feast of solemn overlord? In an instant is the Wu River. In the book drew a line you to study, but really toward went at heart? I do not believe that you can not know some flaws need to make up, but did you do?” 就听楚江流续道:“你日韩回归,名声大噪,记者争相采访,俨然新一代作家标杆。在书内什么情况我不知道,想来也是正魔俯首拜父神吧,那时候是不是觉得自己超级牛逼,走在人生的巅峰之上,俨然霸王之宴?转眼即是乌江。书中划线你研究了,但真的往心里去了么?我就不相信你会不知道有些破绽需要弥补,但你做了么?” Chu Ge is silent. 楚戈默然。 Initially truly many issue know obviously, but in the heart flashed by, has not thought. 当初确实很多问题自己明明知道,但心中一晃而过,没有多想。 Then such as the reform of Qiuqiu in the world small country, said that had not slightly worried definitely is not possible, but the ignores, still has not been serious truly. 便如秋秋在人间小国的改革,说没有一点小担忧肯定是不可能的,但依然放任,没有真正当回事。 Chu Tiange in that time that Sky City and have a frank and sincere talk, knows obviously he misunderstood many things, still has not actually tidied up the head and tail understands, whatever the misunderstanding continues. 楚天歌云霄城和自己开诚布公的那一次,明明知道他误解了很多事,却依然没有把首尾收拾明白,任由误会继续。 Knows to honor that side yu to obviously have the meaning of acting against heaven, only thought that had the small flame to make mole to see a play. 明明知道崇瑀那边必有反天之意,却只觉得有了小火苗做内鬼就可以看戏。 In the control to own book has to surpass the actual self-confidence, was named fluttered. 对自己的书中掌控力有着超出实际的自信,俗称“飘了”。 ...... Our family/home is surnamed Chu like the feast of overlord. 诚如霸王之宴……我们家姓楚。 The lesson that human obtains historically never will draw the lesson. 人类从历史上得到的教训就是从来不会吸取教训。 Fortunately your Consort Yu is not a woman, she is a female overlord, can help you be many. Only by yourself, ended the calf early.” clear/pain Jiangliu is staring at the son, slowly said: Now the father believes that you in the control to book reached the unprecedented peak, but do not blame the father wordy...... the matter of past, the master of today, really must be god as soon as the law is promulgated it will be enforced, the matter that you must do also has.” “还好你的虞姬不是弱女子,她才是个女霸王,能帮你很多。光靠你自己,早完犊子了。”楚江流盯着儿子,慢慢道:“现在爸爸相信你对书中的掌控达到了前所未有的巅峰,但你别怪爸爸啰嗦……往日之事,今日之师,真要做言出法随的神,你要做的事还有很多。” —— —— ———— PS: Is sorry, today sends...... only had one. PS:抱歉抱歉,今天又寄了……只有一更。
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