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#36: I should not come


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Qiu Wuji was actually unresponsive to this words, if Chu Ge does not write a book, naturally without her, having what was good to respond. 秋无际倒是对这种话毫无反应,要是楚戈不写书,当然没她了,有什么好反应的。 However until passing through the gate, Qiu Wuji starts to know why slowly Chu Ge will say. 然而直到进门,秋无际就慢慢开始知道楚戈为什么会这么说了。 This is a very classical ballroom, the surface straightens up normal —— regarding Chu Ge classical, in the 90's is about had been popular friendship ballroom that type, now rarely hears. 这是一个很古典的舞厅,表面上挺正常的——对于楚戈而言古典,大致是九十年代曾经流行过的交谊舞厅那种类型,现在很少听说了。 The men and women support in the hall dance, the gentle graceful music reverberates leisurely, the light drags, the sparkling light passed over gently and swiftly people who dance, Qiu Wuji sees some people clearly supports dances while kisses. 男男女女在厅中相拥起舞,轻柔优雅的音乐悠悠回荡,灯光摇曳,闪闪灯光掠过起舞的人们,秋无际清晰地看见有人一边相拥起舞一边亲吻。 Also the hands of some people touch in behind of dance partner touch. 还有人的手就在舞伴的后面摸啊摸。 Others turn a blind eye, probably is very normal. 旁人视若无睹,好像很正常。 The dance floor has the young wine table all around, the in twos and threes men and women sits in a circle drinks to chat, but also is normal. The furniture of corner have the men and women to hug in the corner gnaw, that drilled quietly from the clothes skirt-width...... 舞池周遭有小酒桌,三三两两的男女围坐喝酒闲聊,还算正常。更角落的桌椅还是有男女抱在角落啃,那手都悄悄从衣服下摆钻上去了…… The music is obviously affable, the repair is elegant, seems like that the style is very good, may take a quick look around is completely the base. 明明音乐舒缓,装修典雅,看似格调很不错,可一眼看去尽是靡靡。 This pattern.” Chu Ge feels the chin: Is normal, plays the appeal the place.” “这种模式啊。”楚戈摸着下巴:“还算正常,给人自己玩情趣的地方。” The Qiu Wuji hear was silly: „Did this call normally?” 秋无际听傻了:“这叫正常?” Naturally normal, the convention meets the inspection to have nothing, really has anything's words, we come not to be impossible to open access questioning not to have, this lets the place that the average person plays.” “当然正常,常规遇到检查都没什么的,真有什么的话,我们进来也不可能就这么畅通无阻连个盘查都没有啊,这就是让普通人玩的地方。” Qiu Wuji: „......” 秋无际:“……” What are you have to misunderstand to the average person? 你们是对普通人有什么误解? Mister several?” Until had the server to go forward to call at this time. “先生几位?”直到这时候才有服务生上前招呼。 Two.” Chu Ge said: „, What fun introduction does have for the first time?” “两位。”楚戈道:“第一次来,有什么好玩的介绍么?” The server vision transferred on Qiu Wuji turning round, shows the strange happy expression. 服务生目光滴溜溜地在秋无际身上转了一圈,露出古怪的笑意。 You brought the female companion, fun was not one's turn you, or your talent different reported, can be in front of female companion to play others? 您都自带女伴了,好玩的也轮不到你了呀,或者您天赋异禀,能当着女伴的面玩别人? Except for will have the special performance later, other also had no project. The female companion of mister is so attractive, isn't the mister best project?” “除了晚些时候会有特别演出,其他也没有什么项目了。先生的女伴这么漂亮,难道不是先生最好的项目?” Hiss......” really can speak, knocked mouth advantage Soudo of keyboard compared with us. “嘶……”真能说话,比我们敲键盘的嘴巴利索多了。 Chu Ge had not then asked, wanted a platform of corner, pushed to sit with Qiu Wuji. 楚戈便也没多问,要了一张角落的台子,和秋无际挤着坐了下去。 Right, pushes...... the platform of corner is being the type of lover place, is dimmly-lit, no one disturbs, the disposition of a man and a woman most likes such...... 对,挤着……越角落的台子越是情侣座的类型,灯光昏暗,无人打扰,一男一女的配置最喜欢这样的了…… Qiu Wuji pushes in inside by the wall, Chu Ge sits by outside, just tried to act Qiu Wuji that the reality hits the face independently this is been very honest, the face suppressed to twitch had not spoken, making Chu Ge negotiate. 秋无际挤在里面靠墙,楚戈坐在靠外,刚刚试图独立行动惨遭现实打脸的秋无际这回很老实,脸都憋抽搐了还是始终没说话,让楚戈交涉。 Chu Ge next to warm jade warm fragrant, the arm depends on mutually, can feel her arm slides tenderly. He is restraining by force in the heart slightly, reads the menu seriously. 楚戈紧挨暖玉温香,手臂互相靠着,能感受到她手臂的嫩滑。他强压着心中微荡,一本正经地看菜单。 The face was then green. 然后脸就绿了。 What capricious in one skewer of numbers by the menu was struck crushes. 什么心猿意马都被菜单上一串的数字击得粉碎。 One bottle of liquor bad 1000 many, good 10,000 many, better does not dare to look. 一瓶酒差的一千多,好的一万多,更好的不敢看。 One plate of shelled peanuts 99, does your his mother amass money? 一碟花生米九十九,你他妈抢钱? Welcomed nearby server more to wait for a stiffer smile, Chu Ge to do calm: One bottle of beer, one plate of shelled peanuts.” 迎着旁边服务生越等越僵的笑容,楚戈强做淡定:“一瓶啤酒,一碟花生米。” The smile of server turned into the faint smile: Good.” 服务生的笑容变成了似笑非笑:“好的。” Pours also has the quality...... 倒也有素质…… But Chu Ge felt, you might as well taunted two to make my family Qiuqiu excuse punch the person, gets angry good that went out. 楚戈觉得,您还不如嘲讽两句让我家秋秋借口揍人,翻脸出门的好。 Servers on quick beer peanut, no longer responded this table. Until Qiu Wuji said the first few words at this time: Sits apart, sticks nearly does?” 服务生很快上了啤酒花生,就不再搭理这桌了。直到此时秋无际才开口说了第一句话:“坐开一点啊,粘这么近干什么?” Helpless Chu Ge said: This chair is so long.” 楚戈无奈道:“这椅子就这么长。” Qiu Wuji curls the lip, does not go to compete with him, faintly said: What's wrong, can't bear others that vision?” 秋无际撇撇嘴,也不去跟他较劲儿,淡淡道:“怎么,受不了别人那种眼光?” Chu Ge acknowledged: en, embarrassed.” 楚戈承认:“,难堪。” If you must immortal cultivation, this mentality must set level with, otherwise is difficult the profit.” “如果你要修仙呢,这心态就要放平和,否则难有进益。” „...... You cannot block the car(riage) to be looked the fool same doesn't want to hit me? Hiss pain thoroughly!” “……你拦不到车被人看傻子一样不是还想打我吗?嘶痛痛痛!” Far more than hits, this evolved to pinching the meat, you immortal cultivation also played this? 何止打,这都进化到掐肉了,你修仙的也玩这个? Qiu Wuji cutting tooth say/way: I told properly you!” 秋无际切齿道:“我跟你说正经的!” Chu Ge compensates to smile but actually the liquor: „Is, Master.” 楚戈赔笑倒酒:“是是,师父。” Qiu Wuji really being disinclined manages him, spoke thoughtlessly to take up the wine glass to drink one, at once all spurts: This what horse urine?” 秋无际实在懒得理他,随口拿起酒杯喝了一口,旋即全喷了出来:“这什么马尿?” Chu Ge: Although this beer is here cheapest...... this also blew down 10 dollar.” 楚戈:“虽然这啤酒是这里最便宜的……这一口也喷掉了十块钱。” Really strange.” Qiu Wuji sizes up all around: Merely provides a dancing base the place, shouldn't here be so expensive? Is my general knowledge judgment also has the issue?” “真奇怪。”秋无际打量四周:“仅仅提供一个跳舞靡靡的场所,这里也不该这么贵吧?是我的常识判断还有问题?” The pitiful kid has fallen into the self-doubt. Chu Ge does not know whether to laugh or cry: This chapter of your general knowledge does not have the issue, is here has the issue. First observed...... was right, can you divine sense look at other places?” 可怜娃已经陷入自我怀疑了。楚戈哭笑不得:“这回你的常识没问题,是这里有问题。先观察……哦对了,你能神念看其他地方么?” Can.” “能。” Qiu Wuji has actually opened divine sense explored...... her is not an external embodiment member Qi Refining stage, strict was one has to cross the tribulation period god to know with magical technique cognition the body of separated soul, matter far ultra member Qi Refining stage who can achieve can understand generally. 秋无际其实早就已经张开神念探索了……她并不是一个外在表现出来的炼气期修士,严格来说是一个有着渡劫期神识和术法认知的分魂之体,能做到的事情远超一般炼气期修士所能理解。 But her observation cannot be conducted from the beginning. 但她的观察一开始就不太进行得下去。 divine sense was too strong is not the good deed...... on the wall that for example divine sense crossed itself to depend on, can seeing neighbor men and women support kisses, the clothes on that shoulder shed the elbow quickly, revealed white and shiny one piece, then the man was immersed in...... 神念太强了不是什么好事……就比如神念越过自己靠着的这堵墙壁,就能“看见”隔邻男女相拥亲吻,那肩膀上的衣服都快褪到手肘了,露出白花花的一片,然后男人埋首过去…… Not can only see, but could also hear awfully. 不仅看得见,还听得见就要命了。 That decadent music really lets the person blushing heartbeat. 那种靡靡之音真是让人脸红心跳。 In the entire atmosphere, feels an misconception of temperature raising next to two people who sit unavoidably, the arm that touches is getting more and more hot, like fever. 整个氛围里,紧挨而坐的两个人难免都感到一种温度升高的错觉,相触的手臂越来越热,都像发了烧一样。 Capriciousness that Chu Ge cannot repress , the color center also does not have the color guts, other does not dare to do, only dares to rub on the contacted arm carefully, as if this can obtain little consolation. 楚戈也是按捺不住的心猿意马,又色心却又没色胆,别的不敢做,只敢在已经接触的手臂上小心地摩擦,仿佛这样就能得到一点点慰藉似的。 The head of mill of this type of atmosphere the grinding, Qiu Wuji also has...... the innermost feelings of feeling to seem anything to move restlessly, is longing for that has never experienced since birth the feeling. 这种氛围之下磨啊磨,秋无际也有感觉的……内心似有什么在躁动,在渴望,那是有生以来从未体验过的感受。 Is this world creating god shameless, the setting that this ten thousand years of clear cultivated/repaired is impossible to have this kind of feeling, something has been done deliberately the setting of his writing has, must have! 都是这个“创世神”无耻,原本这种万年清修的设定根本不可能有这类感觉的,偏生他笔下的设定就有,必须有! Qiu Wuji clenched teeth to suppress for quite a while: Chu Ge you have not to end, really can compel me to punch you?” 秋无际咬牙憋了半天:“楚戈你有完没完,真要逼我揍你?” Chu Ge receive an electric shock leaves little, oneself a little are also ashamed. 楚戈触电般离开少许,自己也有点惭愧。 This seemed a little dreadful, others and you have not arrived at this relations...... 这好像是有点猥琐了,人家和你没到这关系…… Qiu Wuji implored the tone, does not know that on the contrary is a little why deserted, nearby base probably is not dazzling...... 秋无际吁了口气,不知为何反倒有点空落落的,连带着旁边的靡靡好像都没那么刺眼了…… Her divine sense opens finally is thinner. 她的神念终于张得更远更细。 That side the feeling has the thing...... not to wait to look at probably to understand, the music conclusion in dance floor, people of dancing started to be out, a host jumped up:, loudly shouted Below is the long-awaited special performance! Music!” 感觉那边好像有东西……还没等看个明白,舞池中的音乐结束,跳舞的人们开始下场,一个主持人跳上了台,高声大喊:“下面就是大家期待已久的专场表演!Music!” The music style changes previous gentle graceful, turned into being overflowing with enthusiasm, even the lights flickering became quick. 音乐风格一改先前的柔和优雅,变成了热情奔放,连灯光闪烁都变得快了起来。 A girl from underground grasps a metallic pipe to raise slowly, the platform rises to with ground orthogonal at the same time, the girl unties the coat to fling conveniently. 一个女郎从地下握着一根金属管徐徐升起,台子升到与地面平齐的同时,女郎解开外套随手一甩。 In the field cheers one piece. 场中欢呼一片。 Qiu Wuji and Chu Ge look the rabbit girl who on dumbfoundedly the woman reveals decorates, the brain emptied for a while. 秋无际楚戈目瞪口呆地看着女人身上露出的兔女郎装饰,脑子一时都空了。 W-wait a moment...... is this pole dance or...... more explosive one point that? 等、等一下……这是钢管舞还是……更劲爆一点的那种? Qiu Wuji suppresses such a few words dull: It seems like I should not come.” 秋无际呆呆地憋出这么一句话:“看来我本不该来。”
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