WSIDWTFLETB :: Volume #4

#350: Christmas Eve


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After external Buddhism enters central lands, changes Gautama Buddha not to know. 就像外来的佛教进入中土之后,改得连释迦牟尼都不认识。 Foreign festival to Nanjiang, can make many foreigners stare dumbfounded. 洋节到了南江,也能让不少老外瞠目结舌。 Nanjiang person can mixes up unexpectedly the Christmas Eve and Halloween, walks can see to wear Batman and superman clothes on the avenue unexpectedly, various types of rare and beautiful flowers masks, the child runs everywhere, clutches you to shout that does not give the candy to disturb. 南江人居然能把平安夜和万圣节混在一起,走在大街上居然能看见穿着蝙蝠侠和超人衣服的,还有各种奇葩面具,小孩子到处奔跑,揪着你就喊“不给糖果就捣乱”。 Not because of Nanjiang person, because this community side elementary school are conducting the activity to play? 或者不是因为南江人,只是因为这个小区旁边小学自己在搞活动玩? In brief beforehand death dwelling Chu Ge has not seen this weaponry. 总之以前的死宅楚戈没见过这阵仗。 Qiu Wuji by a little girl who puts on the sailor moon/month clutches is wanting the candy, actually also really fished out several big white rabbits from the pocket, smilingly the stopper gave the little miss. 秋无际被一个穿成水兵月的小女孩揪着要糖果,却还真从兜里摸出了几颗大白兔,笑眯眯地塞给了小姑娘。 That gentle old woman appearance, looks at Chu Ge to look askance, is incapable of complaining. 那慈祥的老太太模样,看得楚戈侧目不已,无力吐槽。 Since put on the thick down clothing round very lovable appearance on the ship other day, now Qiu Wuji went out has started to put on specially, chubby little bear is binding the ruddy small face, oneself were like the child, gives the euphemistic name: Do not be too individualistic, must put on to be the same with everyone.” 自从上回在船上穿了厚厚的羽绒服圆溜溜很可爱的样子,现在秋无际出门已经开始特意这么穿了,一只胖乎乎的小熊裹着红扑扑的小脸,自己就跟个小孩儿一样,美其名曰:“不要太特立独行,要和大家穿一样。” Chu Ge is also forced to do business, puts on the plump. 楚戈也被迫营业,穿得圆滚滚的。 Actually then and everyone different...... winter where of Nanjiang is so cold, others wear the down clothing not to bind inside and outside roundly. However bear Xing the hat buckles is actually also very conforming to now this whole staff cosplay atmosphere, relative integration. 其实这才和大家不一样……南江的冬天哪有那么冷,别人穿羽绒服也没里里外外裹得圆嘟嘟的啊。不过倒是熊形的帽子扣着还挺符合现在这个全员COS的氛围,相当之融入。 What old woman, distinct is a child. 什么老太太,分明自己才是小孩子。 Also brings the big white rabbit along...... 还随身带着大白兔呢…… A white and tender small hand stretched out one section in the thick sleeve, gathers in front of him. Qiu Wuji hides in little bear hat, is staring at him straightly: Does not give the candy to disturb!” 一只白嫩嫩的小手在厚厚的袖子里伸出了一截,凑到他面前。秋无际躲在小熊帽子里,直挺挺地盯着他:“不给糖果就捣乱!” Chu Ge rake head. 楚戈耙头。 divine sense searches world in the book, looks for a sugar to her? 神念探进书中世界,给她找个糖? Then saw the ancient armillary sphere smilingly to hold a fruit to enter the sect leader room: Class green jade Chinese olive that sect leader, sect leader, you want.” 然后就看见璇玑笑眯眯地捧着一把果子进了宗主屋子:“宗主,宗主,你要的流翠青果来啦。” Qiu Wuji nods dignifiedly: Puts that.” 秋无际威严地点点头:“放那。” The ancient armillary sphere places in the fruit tray, periphery had a look at already many small between-meal snack, does not know when sect leader from started always to be looked delicious by oneself, now the houseful is. 璇玑放在果盘里,看看周围已经好多小零食了,不知道宗主是从什么时候开始总让自己去找好吃的,现在满屋都是。 Qiu Wuji looked at her one eyes secretly, put out a hand to heft a fruit to force in the mouth quietly. 秋无际偷偷看了她一眼,伸手掂了个果子悄悄塞进嘴里。 Just touched the lip, the fruit is robbed suddenly baseless. 刚触到唇,果子忽然凭空被人抢走了。 Qiu Wuji: „?” 秋无际:“?” Presently Qiu Wuji of the world looks helplessly Chu Ge fished out a small fruit of shining to place on her small hand: „(()).” 现世的秋无际眼睁睁看着楚戈摸出了一个流光溢彩的小果子放在她的小手上:“((呐))。” Chu Ge!” Inside or outside the book, two Qiu Wuji fly into a rage together: I must kill you!” 楚戈!”书内书外,两个秋无际一起暴跳如雷:“我要杀了你!” Chu Ge turns around to run. 楚戈转身就跑。 little bear in pursues behind crazily: You halt to me! Wing hard! Dares to snatch my thing to eat to me!” 一只小熊在身后狂追:“你给我站住!翅膀硬了是吧!敢抢我的东西给我吃!” Chu Ge almost smiles does not have to fall comes up. 楚戈笑得差点没自己摔地上去。 little bear cosplay causes to seem like two small short legs, actually ran may be quick, the small short leg tread tread tread was like the wheel, in a while seized Chu Ge, presses punched in the roadside. 小熊COS导致看上去像两只小短腿,其实跑得可快了,小短腿蹬蹬蹬跟车轮一样,没过多久就把楚戈揪住,摁在路边揍了一顿。 Mom, there has two bears to fight.” The passed by child shouted. “妈妈,那里有两只熊在打架。”路过的孩子喊。 Today is Halloween, makes much ado about nothing.” “今天是万圣节,大惊小怪。” Today isn't the Christmas Eve?” “今天不是平安夜吗?” Differently what Halloween and Christmas Eve has?” “万圣节和平安夜有什么不一样嘛?” The child scratches the head: Does not know, probably no.” 孩子挠头:“不知道,好像没有。” The mother pulled the child smilingly to walk, the child is still turning the head to look that longingly little bear fought. 妈妈牵着孩子笑眯眯地走了,孩子还在依依不舍地转头看小熊打架。 little bear actually does not fight, turns walks hand in hand in the light-decorated street. 小熊却已经不打架了,变成手牵手走在灯火阑珊的街头。 The Qiu Wuji mouth is eating the fruit, the fruit is very sweet, is very delicious, eats is eating her to cheer up, Chu Ge this operation probably good, bullies that wicked woman, to eat to Qiuqiu the good fruit. 秋无际嘴里吃着果子,果子很甜,很好吃,吃着吃着她就高兴起来,楚戈这操作好像挺好的啊,欺负那个恶女人,把好果子给秋秋吃。 This! 就该这样! After must punch him is also he to the book, is punched him by the wicked woman, should praise him as Qiuqiu is right. 要揍他也是等他到书里之后由恶女人揍他,作为秋秋应该表扬他才对嘛。 Such a thinks that Qiu Wuji is very suddenly happy, shakes the hand of Chu Ge to swing in a flash: Wrongly accused you, the performance was good.” 这么一想秋无际忽然很开心,握着楚戈的手一摇一晃:“错怪你了,表现不错。” Chu Ge: „?” 楚戈:“?” The Qiuqiu brain circuit he has not even grasped at this moment. 秋秋的脑回路他这一刻甚至没把握住。 Too mysterious. 太神奇了。 Qiu Wuji shakes his hand to sway: Steals several to come out to give me again to eat, does not give disturbs!” 秋无际握着他的手摇晃:“再偷几个出来给我吃,不给就捣乱!” Chu Ge this understood, almost smiles to make noise: This is the child plays.” 楚戈这回明白了,差点笑出声:“这是小孩子才玩的。” Qiu Wuji said: I, no matter, I am a child!” 秋无际道:“我不管,我就是小孩子!” Chu Ge blinks: „, Since you like the child so much, is inferior......” 楚戈眨眨眼:“诶,既然你这么喜欢小孩子,不如……” Qiu Wuji gawked, stamps the foot: I eat a candy, you do not give, words so many!” 秋无际愣了一下,顿足:“我就吃个糖果,你给不给吧,话这么多!” „, Reads to......” Chu Ge divine sense again, in the book the Qiu Wuji face such as the cold frost, was foul-mouthed. “给,给……”楚戈神念再看书中,书中秋无际正脸如寒霜,骂骂咧咧。 The ancient armillary sphere does not know that had anything, eats the fruit in the corner secretly. 璇玑不知道发生了什么,偷偷在角落吃果子。 Whiz, her fruit did not have. “嗖”地一声,她的果子也没了。 Ancient armillary sphere: „?” 璇玑:“?” Then in front of Qiu Wuji the entire plate of fruit did not have. 然后秋无际面前整盘果子都没了。 Qiu Wuji is putting on a serious face to stare at the empty case several, is putting on a serious face saying: Ancient armillary sphere.” 秋无际板着脸盯着空荡荡的案几,板着脸道:“璇玑。” „, In.” “啊,在。” Next time will see your little teacher's younger brother ancestor, throws down from the mountain him directly, I said.” “下次见到你小师叔祖,直接把他从山上丢下去,我说的。” The ancient armillary sphere probes carefully: Little teacher's younger brother ancestor raised outside was not concerned about face outside dwelling......” 璇玑小心试探:“小师叔祖是不是在外面养了不要脸的外宅啊……” Qiu Wuji: „......” 秋无际:“……” The little misses make a fist, are filled with righteous indignation: sect leader felt relieved, next time will see that seductress, the disciple helps you kill her!” 小姑娘握拳,义愤填膺:“宗主放心,下次见到那狐狸精,弟子帮您打死她!” How sect leader does not know responds, can only become one lump the little miss plate, first lost. 宗主不知道怎么回应,只能把小姑娘盘成一坨,先丢了出去。 It is not concerned about face outside dwelling Qiuqiu to hold one handful of fruits, is window-shopping delighted, Chu Ge also thrusts out the face to search the head: Does not give the candy to disturb!” 不要脸的外宅秋秋手里捧着一捧果子,乐滋滋地在逛街,楚戈也腆着脸探过脑袋:“不给糖果就捣乱!” Qiu Wuji shot a look at his one eyes: Did not say that this was a child?” 秋无际瞥了他一眼:“不说这是小孩子了?” Chu Ge thrusts out the face saying: Qiuqiu is a child, I am also a child.” 楚戈腆着脸道:“秋秋是小孩子,那我也是小孩子。” Qiu Wuji muttered: you is a child, where every night that mouth ba is attracting......” 秋无际咕哝:“伱本来就是个小孩子,每天晚上那嘴巴吧唧吧唧都在吸哪里……” Chu Ge one was happy. 楚戈一下就乐了。 Qiu Wuji was not unwilling hope the stopper a fruit to his mouth, then received to reach behind the back with the quickest speed, was slow a racket, the fingertip is kissed one by him. 秋无际不甘不愿地塞了个果子到他嘴里,然后用最快的速度收回手,还是慢了一拍,指尖已经被他亲了一口。 Knows!” Qiu Wuji shut out scratches on the clothes the finger scratched: Eats a fruit in good condition, can change flavor by you!” “就知道!”秋无际嫌弃地把手指在衣服上擦了又擦:“好端端吃个果子,都能被你变味儿!” Also does not know who first raises where ba attracts...... 也不知道谁先提的吧唧吧唧吸哪里…… Chu Ge remains silent to eat the fruit, the entrance, without pit. He thinks, suddenly asked: „, You said that if does in some books to have the special immortal fruit that transplants to plant, how will become?” 楚戈闷声吃果子,入口即化,没有果核。他想了想,忽然问:“诶,你说,如果搞些书中才有的特殊仙果,移植出来种,会变得怎样?” Qiu Wuji: „, The people change with their environment, the water and soil is not different, the spiritual energy is different, the thing that plants are most is an ordinary fruit, can not say exactly. Thinks that this doing, you can pull out to use in any case momentarily, plans really to take the feedback society.” 秋无际愣一下:“不怎样吧,南橘北枳,水土不同,灵气不同,种出来的东西最多就是个普通水果,能不能活都不好说。想这个干嘛,反正你随时能掏用,难道还打算真拿出来回馈社会啊。” Chu Ge said: I think, plants one in own backyard, eats to the child.” 楚戈道:“我只是想以后在自家后院种一棵,给孩子吃。” Qiu Wuji has not listened to the profound meaning of this words implication unexpectedly, unexpectedly is really earnest was pondering scene that the child crawling tree picks fruits, the eye is unconscious smiles curved. 秋无际居然没听出此话蕴含的深意,居然还真认真在思考孩子爬树摘果子的场面,眼睛不自觉就笑得弯弯的。 Chu Ge also smiles curved, not because of child, because of Qiuqiu. 楚戈也笑得弯弯的,不是因为孩子,是因为秋秋自己。 Quite lovable. 好可爱。 Qiu Wuji strolls is strolling, pours the atmosphere on discovery street is not quite also right. 秋无际逛着逛着,倒也发现街上的氛围不太对。 The children put on make-up to run all over the place in community and periphery, once outside arriving, will discover that the tonight's dim light of night is somewhat ambiguous. 小孩子化妆乱跑的还是在小区和周边,一旦走到外面,就会发现今晚的夜色有些暧昧。 Is the young men and women forms a pair, like that night seventh night of the seventh lunar month, the little girl is selling the tweed. 都是小男女成双成对的,如同那一夜的七夕,还有小女孩在卖花呢。 Before thinks that is the ghosts'festival of foreigner, is actually the seventh night of the seventh lunar month of foreigner?” Qiu Wuji cannot bear ask. “之前以为是洋人的鬼节呢,难道其实是洋人的七夕?”秋无际忍不住问。 Chu Ge smiles saying: Almost......” 楚戈笑眯眯道:“差不多……” That year had two seventh night of the seventh lunar month?” “那一年有两个七夕?” Actually has five.” “其实有五个。” Five and five?” Qiu Wuji stared in a big way the eye. “五、五个?”秋无际瞪大了眼睛。 Yes.” Chu Ge is breaking off the finger number: Valentine day, International Working Women's Day, seventh night of the seventh lunar month, Christmas, birthday.” “是啊。”楚戈掰着指头数:“情人节,妇女节,七夕,圣诞,还有生日。” Qiu Wuji: „...... Indeed today is not the valentine day of foreigner.” 秋无际:“……敢情今天也不是洋人的情人节。” Yes the valentine day also has two months.” “是啊情人节还有两个多月呢。” That these people eat to the full supported, why will a birthday of foreigner turn leaves like this double enters right?” “那这些人是吃饱了撑的嘛,一个洋鬼子的诞辰为什么会变成这样出双入对?” Chu Ge has nothing to do with: We did not eat to the full supporting in which pair?” 楚戈袖手:“我们不也是吃饱了撑的的其中一对?” Qiu Wuji is brandishing the fist: I come out to take a walk purely! Who with you are a sweetheart!” 秋无际挥舞着拳头:“我只是纯粹出来逛街的!谁跟你是情人!” Chu Ge grips her small fist grinningly: Knows why can be the pair enters right?” 楚戈笑嘻嘻地握住她的小拳头:“知道为什么会是出双入对嘛?” en?” ?” Because hopes that in is also a sage who this comes out inborn.” “因为希望在这一天生出来的也是个圣人啊。” Qiu Wuji smiles to bend the waist: „In October/ten months is pregnant, on this day...... that was also not born on this day. Are you pigs?” 秋无际笑弯了腰:“十月怀胎,这一天……那个的,也不在这一天出生啊。你们都是猪吗?” Is everyone the pig does not say actually, Sima Zhao's heart, has a tacit understanding. 大家是不是猪倒是不好说,司马昭之心,心照不宣。 Chu Ge looks that her sprouting/moe core is itchy , to continue saying: This is only an image, the symbolic significance knows that the best wish, does not represent is this day fresh......, therefore the issue came, knows why is five holidays?” 楚戈看着她的萌样心痒痒的,继续道:“这只是一个意象,象征意义知道吧,美好的祝愿,不代表就是这一天要生啊……所以问题来了,知道为什么是五个节日嘛?” Qiu Wuji blinks the big eye to visit him. 秋无际眨巴着大眼睛看着他。 Chu Ge puts one's mouth close to another's ear: Because wants to live five......” 楚戈附耳:“因为都想生五个啊……” The Qiu Wuji ear starts to give off heat. 秋无际耳朵开始发热。 She discovered finally today Chu Ge are coaxing her to have a child. 她终于发现今天楚戈句句都在哄她生孩子。
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